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| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom discovers Argus is the Director at Divided Way]]
/ / Evil Atom: Don't I know you? You used to be an entertainer. / Argus: Used to be. / / Argus: Now I'm in charge of the top charity run for villains by villains. I kinda miss acting, but they offered me a ton of dough to run this place! / / Argus: I mean just look around! Where do they get all this money?! / / Evil Atom: Villains donate it to help down-on-their-luck villains. / Argus: All this ~ and it's righteous! / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071121.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom talks with Argus at Divided Way headquarters]]
/ / Argus: Listen... 'Atom... There's a reason I called you here. / / Argus: I'm looking over the projected donations from your employees... And it ain't good. / / Argus: We're going to need to see a major push here... There's a lot of villains out there who need our help. / / Argus: And if we don't ... Someone else might try to horn in our territory. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071122.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom talks with Argus at Divided Way headquarters]]
/ / Argus: Why don't you post some more posters with cute kids... Tug at the heart strings... / / Argus: Try some company-wide E-mails, too... Have your managers speak to their employees directly. / / Argus: Tell them how these desperate, down-on-their-luck bad guys are depending on their generosity! / [[Argus desperately jumps onto Evil Atom grabbing his collar]]
/ / Argus: And do it now! I have a decorator from Milan coming in next week, and he don't take discover card! / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071123.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Inc personnel file]]
/ / : Personnel File: Argus
/ Real Name: Argus
/ Origin: As the star of the comic strip, "Greystone Inn," His character's origins were unveiled in Feb. 2001, however his personal story remains untold. He is a living, stone-hewn gargoyle. Beyond that, it's a mystery.
/ Powers: Limited flight, Near-Invulnerable hide.
/ Partnerships: Former employee of Creative Contracts Studios. Current director of Divided Way, the charity for villains.
/ History: Argus hit super-stardom in the funny pages, dominating for years in the daily strip, "Greaystone Inn." After the strip folded, Divided Way approached him to use his celebrity to elevate their cause.
/ Age: Unknown
/ Born: Unknown
/ Height: 3'8"
/ Weight: 181 lbs. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071124.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Tiffany guides Evil Atom around the Divided Way offices]]
/ / Evil Atom: Listen... I don't think this is necessary. / Tiffany: Mr. G. wants you to see the charity work we do here at the divided way. / / Tiffany: For Example, we host therapy for P.T.S.D. / Evil Atom: Yeah? / [[A psychiatrist talks to a super villain laying on a therapist couch. The sign outside the door reads Post Thwart Stress Disorder]]
/ / Super Villain: I never get to complete anything... I always get so close to my goal and then I hear a voice says. / Psychiatrist: I'm sorry. Our time is up. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071126.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Tiffany guides Evil Atom around the Divided Way offices]]
/ / Tiffany: You'd be surprised how many robots simply refuse to eradicate all of humanity. / / Tiffany: Here at Divided Way, we do our best to re-program them. / [[Evil Atom and Tiffany stop in front of a room containing a robot, a Divided Way employee, and Pairs Hilton]]
/ / Robot: Hm. Maybe I could eradicate a few... / Divided Way Employee: Thanks for coming down again, Ms Hilton. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071127.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Tiffany guides Evil Atom around the Divided Way offices]]
/ / Tiffany: We even offer retraining for villains. / [[Evil Atom and Tiffany stop in front of a room in which a Divided Way employee is teaching a pirate about computers]]
/ / Divided Way employee: These days, we use computers ~ not guns! / [[The pirate grabs the computer and drops it on the Divided Way employee]] / [[The pirate leaves with the Divided Way employee's wallet]]
/ / Pirate: I still prefer guns. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071128.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Tiffany continues to lead Evil Atom on a tour of the Divided Way offices]]
/ / Tiffany: Here at out origin retcon center, we take out-dated villains and give them a new start. / [[Tiffany and Evil Atom look through the window of a door marked "Retcon Center"]]
/ / Tiffany: This guy used to be the "Typewriter Terrorist" -- He used a souped-up Underwood Five to commit theme crimes. / [[A Divided Way employee works with the Typewriter Terrorist]]
/ / Divided Way Employee: You're now called Death Web and you use wireless technology to wreak havoc and destruction ~ As long as you're within range of an approved wi-fi provider. / / Death Web: 'Sez here I'm also a 17-year-old Latina named Jessica Fuentez. / Divided Way Employee: You were made very well aware of that risk, Ms Fuentez. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071129.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Tiffany's tour of the Divided Way offices brings her and Evil Atom to a call center staffed by various super villains]]
/ / Tiffany: These are our phone banks. We field calls from Thwartaholics... The lairless... We run a suicide hotline... Dr. Octopus does an outreach program. (He's very good at that.) / / Evil Atom: Wait... You run a suicide hotline? Really?! / [[A Divided Way employee talks to a suicide hotline caller over the phone}}
/ / Divided Way Employee: No, no, no! That kind of knot will never hold! / Evil Atom: Oh. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071130.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Inc Personnel File]]
/ / : Evil Inc Personnel File: Vespidae
/ Real Name: Nicolette Angelo
/ Origin: Nicolette is the love child of a member of a race of insectoid aliens and Silvia Angelo from the Bronx. Needless to say, she had a pretty crummy childhood, what with the broken family / bug-eyes thing.
/ Powers: Sting lasers, extra-sensory perception, 360-degree sight, flight.
/ Partnerships: Information withheld.
/ History: Nicolette ran away from home at the age of seventeen. She fell in with an established super villain team that took her in and taught her the basics of villainy. After a couple years with the group, she landed a job in the customer service department of Evil Inc. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071201.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Oscar demonstrates new super suit moves he learned for Capt. Heroic outside his bedroom window]]
/ / Oscar: See, dad? I can fly straight up until I completely loose my aerodynamic lift... ...Which makes me fall... Of course, I can regain control be pointing my nose down and boosting my jets. / [[Capt. Heroic leans out the window]]
/ / Capt. Heroic: OK... Quit stalling and get to bed. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071203.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Capt. Heroic reads Oscar a bedtime story]]
/ / Capt. Heroic: "...And once again, good triumphed over evil, leaving everyone to live happily ever after..." / / Capt. Heroic: "...The end." / [[Ms. Match walks into the room]]
/ / Capt. Heroic: And now for a short rebuttal from the opposition. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071204.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Ms. Match reads Oscar a bedtime story]]
/ / Ms. Match: "Once upon a time, a magician placed a spell on a prince granting him the size and powers if a tremendous beast... But then a woman showed up to change all that..." / / Oscar: Mom! / Ms. Match: OK... I'll read something else... / / Ms.Match: "Once upon a time, there were three, delicious, little pigs and a wolf just trying to survive... / Oscar: Dad! / / Capt. Heroic: (to Ms. Match) Are you spinning a few tales again? / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071205.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[As Oscar sleeps Ms. Match and Capt. Heroic argue in a villain vs hero debate]]
/ / Ms. Match: It's not my fault! All these stories are anti-villain! / / Ms. Match: Just once I'd like to read something in which the "bad guys" always come out on top! / / Capt. Heroic: Wait right here... / [[Capt. Heroic leaves and returns with a newspaper]] / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071206.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Ms. Match continues to complain about the portrayal of villains in popular culture]]
/ / Ms. Match: She's a little, old lady, living alone in the forest in a cute, little cottage. / / Ms. Match: The those two delinquents show up and start destroying the place -- tearing huge chunks out of her house! / / Ms. Match: I'd have put the brats in cages, too! / [[Ms. Match storms off]]
/ / Capt. Heroic: (thinking) I've never seen such a visceral reaction to "Hansel and Gretel." / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071207.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Inc personnel file]]
/ / : Personnel File: Tiffany Mink
/ Name: Tiffany Mynx
/ Origin: Ambidexipod from the planet Thiros. She immigrated to planet Earth when the sun around which her native planet orbited when super nova. Ambidexipods are highly sought-after personal assistants due to their abilities and their scarcity.
/ Powers: As with all Ambidexipods, she has several appendages that she can control individually, making her a master multi-tasker.
/ History: Tiffany was hired by Divided Way director Argus on the strength alone, which Argus assumed was attached to a hot, 25-year-old blonde.
/ Age: 48
/ Height 5'6"
/ Weight 174 lbs. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071208.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Keagan and Lightning Lady talk in their apartment]]
/ / Keagan: Watcha doin' with that glass? / Lightning Lady: I'm putting it in the sink. / / Keagan: Why not put it in the dishwasher? / Lightning Lady: The dishwasher is full of clear dishes. / / Keagan: Well, put them away! / / Lightning Lady: Seems like a lot of work to go through for one glass. / Keagan: >sigh< / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071210.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Keagan and Lightning Lady argue about gender roles]]
/ / Keagan: Listen... I need you to be a little better about cleaning around the house... / / Lightning Lady: Why? Because I'm a woman?! / Keagan: No. Because you're a slob. / / Lightning Lady: I could zap you for that. / / Keagan: No you couldn't. I wore a wrinkled shirt. At the first sign of power-up, I'll dive behind a pile of dirty laundry and hide for days. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071211.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Keagan and Lightning Lady argue about gender roles]]
/ / Keagan: We both work. We just need to do better about doing our fair share of household chores. / / Keagan: Like yesterday ~ you we're about to put a dirty glass in the sink instead of the dishwasher. / / Keagan: I know you'll do things differently next time, right? / / Lightning Lady: Yeah. Next time I'm just gonna drink from the bottle. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071212.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Keagan and Lightning Lady argue about gender roles]]
/ / Lightning Lady: Just 'cause I'm a woman, it doesn't mean I have to do housework! / Keagan: I didn't say that! / / Keagan: But you do have to do some things. / Lightning Lady: This is gender stereotyping! / / Lightning Lady: I'm an equal and I expect to be treated that way. / Keagan: OK. Fine. I'll do the dishes. You take out the trash. / / Lightning Lady: But... Trash smells... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071213.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Keagan and Lightning Lady argue about gender roles]]
/ / Keagan: If something needs to be fixed, who does it? / Lightning Lady: You. / / Keagan: Car breaks down. Whose responsibility? / Lightning Lady: Yours. / Keagan: Yard work. / Lightning Lady: You. / Keagan: Trash and recycling? / Lightning Lady: You. / / Keagan: I would now like to lodge a complaint about unfair gender roles. / / Lightning Lady: Oh, Keagan... Be a man. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071214.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Inc personnel file]]
/ / : Personnel Files: The Owl
/ Real Name: Lennie Fontaine
/ Origin: Lennie was the night watchman at the aviary in the Fairmount zoo. One night, after being terrorized by a particularly snide Macaw, he snapped and donned the mantle of "The Owl."
/ Powers: No metahuman powers. His suit contains several owl-themed weapons, including night-vision goggles and gauntlet claws.
/ Partnerships: Brotherhood of fowl play, a bird-themed villain support group.
/ History: As the Evil Owl, Lennie splits his time between two sources of conflict: superheroes who try to thwart his plans and other villains who lay claim to having the "owl" theme first.
/ Age: 38
/ Height: 5'10"
/ Weight: 165 lbs. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071215.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Oscar and Ms. Match talk about Santa]]
/ / Oscar: If I'm naughty, will Santa put coal in my stocking? / Ms. Match: Well, Oscar... / / Oscar: What's coal, anyway? / / Ms. Match: Well... It's like a rock that you can light on fire... / [[Oscar stares at Ms. Match]] / / Oscar: Can I have one?! / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071217.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[A quaint winter scene depicts people ice skating and enjoying the snow]] / [[They look up in terror as a huge shadow blocks out the sun]] / [[A giant brain is revealed to be the source of the shadow]] / [[Dr. Haynus chuckles in his tank turned snow globe]] / / Dr. Haynus: Heh-heh-heh! / Dr. Muskiday: Snow-global domination. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071218.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dr. Haynus floats his tank turned snow globe]]
/ / Dr. Haynus: Rawr! / [[Dr. Haynus slams himself down scattering the snow globe figurines and decorations everywhere]]
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071219.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dr. Muskiday helps Dr. Haynus with his snow globe related injury fishing out the plastic Christmas tree]]
/ / Dr. Muskiday: Hold still... I got it. / Dr. Haynus: Whew! / / Dr. Muskiday: Frontal lumber-tomy complete. I think we avoided too much memory loss. / / Dr. Haynus: Memory --! My enemies must never find out! Quick! Quiz me! / Dr. Muskiday: Do you remember approving my Christmas bonus this morning? / [[Dr. Haynus pauses]] / / Dr. Haynus: Curses! / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071220.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady and Keagan stand under an MX missile hoisted in the air by a crane]]
/ / Lightning Lady: Well... Aren't you going to kiss me? / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071221.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Inc personnel file]]
/ / : Modulator
/ Real Name: Ben Raestern
/ Origin: During one of his many early-morning experiments, this sound-studio engineer sustained an electrical shock that fused radio circuitry to his brain.
/ Powers: Ben can broadcast his thoughts into anyone else's brain. His thoughts are modulated so similarly to the thoughts of the recipient that the subject can be momentarily fooled into believing the thoughts are genuine.
/ History: None
/ History: His powers were based on radio frequencies and as such, they had stark limitations. Recently his power has been bolstered by satellite technology that has made him an incredible force.
/ Age: 47
/ Height: 6'3"
/ Weight 200 lbs. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071222.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Capt. Heroic looks in Oscar who sits in his room reading]] / [[Capt. Heroic turns and looks up at the fire alarm just outside Oscar's room]] / [[Capt. Heroic press a button on the fire alarm turning it on]]
/ / Capt. Heroic: (to Oscar) You know what to do when you hear that?
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071224.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Ms. Match, Oscar, and Capt. Heroic eat dinner]]
/ / Capt. Heroic: (to Ms. Match) Thanks for fixing dinner, honey! / [[Oscar takes a bite of his food]] / [[Oscar scrunches up his face]] / [[Oscar rejects his food in disgust]] / / Oscar: Mine's still broken! / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071225.html |
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