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| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | CAPTAIN HEROIC: I think I know what their plan is! They want to make us think all crime has stopped--convince us to give up super-heroing completely--and then strike when our guard is down!
/ WINGMAN: Gads! No crime equals no US! / CAP: What can we do?
/ WINGMAN: I see only one chance. / [[CAP and WINGMAN, still in costume but with bandannas covering their faces, are robbing a convenience store at gunpoint.]]
/ CAP: The things we do for justice. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080514.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Capt. Heroic and Wing-Man discuss the drop in crime]]
/ / Capt Heroic: I think I know what their plan is! They want to make us think all crime has stopped -- convince us to give up super-heroing completely -- and then strike when our guard is down! / Wing-Man: Gads! No crime equals no us! / / Capt. Heroic: What can we do? / Wing-Man: I see only one chance. / [[Capt. Heroic and Wing-Man hold up a store clerk wearing bandannas over their faces]]
/ / Capt. Heroic: The things we do for justice. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080514.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | WINGMAN: Face it, Cap, they win. Without super-VILLAINS, the world doesn't need super-HEROES. / WINGMAN: And that means we're going to have to get REAL employment. / WINGMAN: Goodbye "This is a job for Superman." Hello "This is Superman for a job." / WINGMAN: Good-bye "punching out." Hello "punching in!"
/ CAPTAIN HEROIC: Good-bye sidekick. Hello six-pack. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080515.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Capt. Heroic and Wing-Man discuss the drop in crime]]
/ / Wing-Man: Face it, Cap, they win. Without super-villains, the world doesn't need super-heroes. / / Wing-Man: And that means we're going to have to get real employment. / / Wing-Man: Goodbye "this is a job for Superman." Hello "this is Superman for a job." / / Wing-Man: Good-bye "punching out." Hello "punching in!" / Capt. Heroic: Good-bye sidekick. Hello six-pack. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080515.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Exterior of pawn shop.]]
/ TV NEWS ANCHOR: As the city finds itself in the grips of a "peace wave," Fairmount's hero community is feeling the pinch. / [[Cut to TV studio.]]
/ NEWS ANCHOR: Overqualified for almost every job, many are finding it hard to make ends meet. / [[Inside the pawn shop.]]
/ PAWNBROKER (holding key to the city): Does it actually OPEN anything?
/ RED/GRAY VILLAIN W/SHIELD: Um. No.
/ PAWNBROKER: I'll give you fifty for it.
/ And I don't suppose that giant-sized penny has any real copper in it...
/ BATMAN: No.
/ PAWNBROKER: I'll give you an actual-sized dollar. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080516.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[A reporter covers a story on the recent drop in crime]]
/ / Reporter: As the city finds itself in the grips of a "peace wave," Fairmount's hero community is feeling the pinch. / / Reporter: Overqualified for almost every job, many are finding it hard to make ends meet. / [[A random super hero and Batman try to sell the key to the city and giant penny at a pawn shop]]
/ / Pawn Shop Owner: Does it actually open anything? / Superhero: Um. No. / Pawn Shop Owner: I'll give you fifty for it. / Pawn Shop Owner: And I don't suppose that giant-sized penny has any real copper in it... / Batman: No. / Pawn Shop Owner: I'll give you an actual-sized dollar. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080516.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[A yellow piece of paper stands next to a tray of mail.]]
/ MEMO: Hey! How ya doin'? / MEMO: You're looking good! / [[MEMO tilts in the direction of the mail tray.]] / [[MEMO leaves.]]
/ MEMO: Hmph. "Outgoing mail" indeed... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080517.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Exterior of mall.]]
/ CAPTAIN HEROIC: Wingman?! Is that YOU?!
/ WINGMAN: SHHH!! / [[Cut to CAP and WINGMAN. WINGMAN is not in costume.]]
/ CAP: What gives? You're a mall cop now?
/ WINGMAN: I need the dough. Leave me alone. / CAP: What are you GUARDING? Victoria's SECRET?
/ WINGMAN: Cute. Please leave. / CAP: Dude...I fought the REAL Chess King...
/ WINGMAN: --and I nailed your Auntie Anne. Now scram. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080519.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Capt. Heroic finds Wing-Man working as a mall security guard]]
/ / Capt. Heroic: Wingman?! Is that you?! / Wing-Man: Shhh!! / / Capt. Heroic: What gives? You're a mall cop now?! / Wing-Man: I need the dough. Leave me alone. / / Capt. Heroic: What are you guarding? Victoria's Secret? / Wing-Man: Cute. Please leave. / / Capt. Heroic: Dude... I fought the real Chess King... / Wing-Man: -- And I nailed your Auntie Anne. Now scram. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080519.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | WINGMAN (in security guard uniform): Have YOU found a job yet?
/ CAPTAIN HEROIC: Nope. But my wife is still working, so we're OK. / WINGMAN: What does she do?
/ CAP: Um. Accounting. But she's working on a top-secret account. Won't even tell ME about it. / [[Cut back to Evil Inc. offices. MISS MATCH is meeting with GORZON, a big frog in a purple cape.]]
/ GORZON: You am scheming for Gorzon? Gorzon am master of evil planning!
/ MISS MATCH: Sure...but wouldn't you like more time to do...umm...reptile things?
/ GORZON: Gorzon amphibian...
/ MISS MATCH: So...umm...you're NOT a master of evil planning? http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080520.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Capt. Heroic talks with Wing-Man who is now working as a mall security guard]]
/ / Wing-Man: Have you found a job yet? / Capt. Heroic: Nope. But my wife is still working, so we're OK. / / Wing-Man: What does she do? / Capt. Heroic: Um. Accounting. But she's working on a top-secret account. Won't even tell me about it. / [[Ms. Match talks with a frog like villain at her trade show booth]]
/ / Frog Like Villain: You am scheming for Gorzon? Gorzon an master of evil planning! / Ms. Match: Sure... But wouldn't you like more time to do... umm... reptile things? / Gorzon: Gorzon amphibian... / Ms. Match: So... um... You're not a master of evil planning? / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080520.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[GREY SHARK is droning on and on at the trade show as MISS MATCH checks her watch.]]
/ GREY SHARK: And then I watched the advanced maiming demonstration but my favorite had to be seeing how...handles its...application for...you have breakfast...hotel. I had...like eggs. I almost ordered them fried,...
/ BOARD ON TABLE: Ask about our slay-away plan / MISS MATCH: Great. So are you gonna buy a scheme?
/ GREY SHARK: No. I didn't bring money. / MISS MATCH: Check?
/ GREY SHARK: No.
/ MISS MATCH: Money orders?
/ GREY SHARK: No.
/ MISS MATCH: Charge.
/ GREY SHARK: No.
/ MISS MATCH: No. CHARGE. / < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080521.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Ms. Match listens to a villain drone on at her trade show booth]] / / Ms. Match: Great. So are you gonna buy a scheme? / Villain: No. I didn't bring money. / / Ms. Match: Check? / Villain: No. / Ms. Match: Money orders? / Villain: No. / Ms. Match: Charge. / Villain: No. / Ms. Match: No. Charge. / < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080521.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | MARIA THE ANCHORWOMAN: With a report on day three of the Peace Wave is Teddy Puxrin... / TEDDY: Maria...here to talk about the economic impact is Vernon Blanston, an insurance agent. / BLANSTON: Back in the day, we'd sell ten or twelve villain-protection policies a week...fattened up with riders like killer-robot clauses and special rates for evil twins. / TEDDY: You paid out for all the victims of villainy?
/ BLANSTON: Nah, we were able to prove that an awful lot of them were acts of Grodd. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080522.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[A female reporter gives an introduction for a story about the recent lack of crime on a TV news show]]
/ / Female Reporter: With a report on day three of the peace wave is Teddy Puxrin... / [[Reporter Teddy Puxrin interviews an insurance agent]]
/ / Teddy: Maria... Here to talk about the economic impact is Vernon Blanston, an insurance agent. / / Vernon: Back in the day, we'd sell ten or twelve villain-protection policies a week... Fattened up with riders like killer-robot clauses and special rates for evil twins. / / Teddy: You paid out for all the victims of villainy? / Vernon: Nah, we were able to prove than an awful lot of them were acts of Grodd. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080522.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | MARIA THE NEWS ANCHOR: The villains have returned! The peace wave has ended! Our long national daydream is over! / MARIA: As life in the city returns to normal, its citizens are rejoicing! / MARIA (voiceover): ...some a little more than others...
/ [[CAPTAIN HEROIC is hugging a big scaly lizard in a purple cape.]]
/ BHAR-ZIN-ZOLTAN: You...You ARE going to start hitting me soon, right? http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080523.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Maria gives a report on the end of the peace wave]]
/ / Maria: The villains have returned! The peace wave has ended! Our long national daydream is over! / / Maria: As life in the city returns to normal, its citizens are rejoicing! / [[On a roof top an overjoyed Capt. Heroic hugs Bhar-Zin-Zoltan]]
/ / Bhar-Zin-Zoltan: You... You are going to start hitting me soon right? / Maria: "...Some a little more then others..." / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080523.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[ Lightning Lady sits at her desk, answering phone calls ]] / Lightning Lady: Evil Inc... How may I harm you?
/ Caller: I'm deciding between two potential allies in my fight against Captain Heroic. / Caller: We have a tight budget. Both villains use Evil Inc tools exclusively, but one rents and the other buys. Can you help me decide which will make the better partner? / Lightning Lady: If you rent mulitple items, we cover any repait costs. But renting three or more tends to get expensive.
/ Caller: So...? / Lightning Lady: It's always best to choose the leaser of two evils. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080524.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[IRON DRAGON visits DESDEMONA.]]
/ IRON DRAGON: I need to ask you a question, but I don't know how to do it. / DESDEMONA: You have to do better than that. A woman wants a man who is confident, demanding and definite. / DESDEMONA (moving in closer): And...if it helps...I think you're cute, too. Now, ask with CONFIDENCE. / IRON DRAGON: I DEMAND to have a meeting with Evil Atom!
/ DESDEMONA (thinking): Definitely a moron... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080526.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Iron dragon talks with Desdemona at work]]
/ / Iron Dragon: I need to ask you a question, but I don't know how to do it. / / Desdemona: You have to do better then that. A woman wants a man who is confident, demanding and definite. / / Desdemona: And... If it helps... I think you're cute, too. Now, ask with confidence. / / Iron Dragon: I demand to have a meeting with Evil Atom! / Desdemona: (thinking) Definitely a moron... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080526.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | IRON DRAGON: Wait--are you serious? You think I'm cute??
/ DESDEMONA: I changed my mind. / IRON DRAGON: You can't change your mind! If you think I'm cute, then I'm CUTE!
/ DESDEMONA: Statute of limitations. / IRON DRAGON: Statute of lim--? What's it been--ten seconds?! That's a SHORT statute! / DESDEMONA: OK...it's a "statuette" of limitations. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080527.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Iron dragon fumbles after discovering Desdemona might be interested in him]]
/ / Iron Dragon: Wait -- Are you serious? You think I'm cute?? / Desdemona: I changed my mind. / / Iron Dragon: You can't change your mind! If you think I'm cute, then I'm cute! / Desdemona: Statute of limitations. / / Iron Dragon: Statute of lim--? What's it been -- ten seconds?! That's a short statute! / / Desdemona: OK... It's a "statuette" of limitations. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080527.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | IRON DRAGON: So...would you like to see me Friday night?
/ DESDEMONA: I'd like to see you drop dead. / IRON DRAGON: Ah. Goth girl. OK...but I'm not painting my fingernails black. And no depressing music. / IRON DRAGON: Actually, could you not be a Goth? That would be best.
/ DESDEMONA: I'm NOT Goth. / IRON DRAGON: Good. So...Friday night?
/ DESDEMONA: I'd rather slit my wrists.
/ IRON DRAGON: Whoa. Square-one city. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080528.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Iron dragon fumbles after discovering Desdemona might be interested in him]]
/ / Iron Dragon: So... Would you like to see me Friday night? / Desdemona: I'd like to see you drop dead. / / Iron Dragon: Ah. Goth girl. OK... But I'm not painting my fingernails black. And no depressing music. / / Iron Dragon: Actually, could you not be a goth? That would be best. / Desdemona: I'm not goth. / / Iron Dragon: Good. So... Friday night? / Desdemona: I'd rather slit my wrists. / Iron Dragon: Whoa. Square-one city. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080528.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | IRON DRAGON: You're seriously calling off our date?
/ DESDEMONA (pushes intercom button): Evil Atom...There's an "Iron Dragon" here to see you. / EVIL ATOM (on intercom): Very good. Send him in.
/ DESDEMONA: Go.
/ IRON DRAGON: What if I say you're more important. / EVIL ATOM (still on intercom): You'll likely be fired. / EVIL ATOM (still on intercom): You'd better come in. You'll need a paycheck to buy kiss-up gifts. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080529.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Iron dragon fumbles after discovering Desdemona might be interested in him as she sends him into see Evil Atom]]
/ / Iron Dragon: You're seriously calling off our date? / Desdemona: (to Evil Atom over the intercom) Evil Atom... There's an "Iron Dragon" here to see you. / / Evil Atom: Very good. Send him in. / Desdemona: Go. / Iron Dragon: What if I say you're more important. / / Evil Atom: You'll likely be fired. / / Evil Atom: You'd better come in. You'll need a paycheck to buy kiss-up gifts. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080529.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | EVIL ATOM: ...and that's a problem?
/ IRON DRAGON: Everyone knows that an old, abandoned warehouse is the prime spot for hero/villain showdowns. / IRON DRAGON: ...but the conflict usually results in the complete destruction of the site. / EVIL ATOM: And this is your solution? A fifty-square-mile development? / EVIL ATOM: How many can we fit?
/ IRON DRAGON: My plan calls for the construction of 128 old, abandoned warehouses by the end of June. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080530.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Iron Dragon talks to Evil Atom about his location development job]]
/ / Iron Dragon: Everyone knows that an old, abandoned warehouse is the prime spot for hero / villain showdowns. / Evil Atom: ...And that's a problem? / / Iron Dragon: ...But the conflict usually results in the complete destruction of the site. / / Evil Atom: And this is your solution? A fifty-square-mile development? / / Evil Atom: How many can we fit? / Iron Dragon: My plan calls for the construction of 128 old, abandoned warehouses by the end of June. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080530.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc...How may I harm you?
/ CUSTOMER: I'm overwhelmed by being a villain. Does Evil Inc sell anything for that? / CUSTOMER: I mean...what we do is so frustrating! Attempting outlandish world-domination schemes...getting thwarted...Do you guys sell anything to help me get THROUGH that?
/ LIGHTNING LADY: How long have you been villaining? / CUSTOMER: About a year.
/ LIGHTNING LADY: I think you should try a little persistence. / CUSTOMER: Sounds good. Does it come in a pill?
/ LIGHTNING LADY: Would you take it every day if it did? http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080531.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[IRON DRAGON leaves EVIL ATOM's office.]]
/ DESDEMONA: How'd your meeting go?
/ IRON DRAGON: It went well! He might just accept my idea. / DESDEMONA: Congratulations. I'm happy for you.
/ IRON DRAGON: I think we got off on the wrong foot. / IRON DRAGON: How would you like to got out with a devilishly handsome rogue with a heart of gold? / DESDEMONA: Tell Han Solo to pick me up at ten.
/ IRON DRAGON: I'm gonna need more feet. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080602.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Iron Dragon exits his meeting with Evil Atom and talks with Desdemona]]
/ / Desdemona: How'd your meeting go? / Iron Dragon: It went well! He might just accept my idea! / / Desdemona: Congratulations. I'm happy for you. / Iron Dragon: I think we got off on the wrong foot. / / Iron Dragon: How would you like to go out with a devilishly handsome rouge with a heart of gold? / / Desdemona: Tell Han Solo to pick me up at ten. / Iron Dragon: I'm gonna need more feet. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080602.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | IRON DRAGON: So...how about a date next Friday?
/ DESDEMONA: I can't. I have plans. / IRON DRAGON: What kind of plans?
/ DESDEMONA: The plans to the security system of an oil tycoon's mansion. / DESDEMONA: I disguise myself as a hair stylist...slip some tranqs into the shampoo, and--POOF!--all that's left is some money he set aside for his family. / IRON DRAGON: OK...how about a date the Friday after that?
/ DESDEMONA: I can't...I have to wash his heir. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080603.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Iron Dragon tries to pick up Desdemona]]
/ / Iron Dragon: So... How about a date next Friday? / Desdemona: I can't. I have plans. / / Iron Dragon: What kind of plans? / Desdemona: The plans to the security system of an oil tycoon's mansion. / / Desdemona: I disguise myself as a hair stylist... Slip some tranqs into the shampoo, and -- poof! -- all that's left is some money he set aside for his family. / / Iron Dragon: OK... How about a date the Friday after that? / Desdemona: I can't... I have to wash his heir. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080603.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[MISS MATCH knocks as she enters IRON DRAGON's office.]]
/ MISS MATCH: I'm working on a scheme for another golden-ager trying to make a comeback. / MISS MATCH: You know the drill: Ramp-accessible and no more than two-hundred feet from a buffet style resHEY!
/ What's wrong? / IRON DRAGON: I've got a crush on a woman from work...
/ MISS MATCH: AGAIN?! What about sexual harassment in the workplace? / [[He blushes and grins.]]
/ IRON DRAGON: Do you think we have time? http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080604.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Ms. Match goes to see Iron Dragon for a Lair]]
/ / Ms. Match: I'm working on a scheme for another golden-ager trying to make a comeback. / / Ms. Match: You know the drill: ramp-accessible and no more than two-hundred feet from a buffet style res Hey! what's wrong? / / Iron Dragon: I've got a crush on a woman from work... / Ms. Match: Again?! What about sexual harassment in the workplace? / / Iron Dragon: Do you think we have time? / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080604.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | IRON DRAGON: Desdemona said I was cute, then I said something dumb and it was over. / MISS MATCH: One thing about a woman who plays "hard to get"...she still wants to be GOT. / IRON DRAGON: So she WANTS me to pursue her?
/ MISS MATCH: If she won't go OUT with you, maybe you need to bring the date IN to her. / IRON DRAGON: So...when I had a crush on YOU...were YOU playing hard to get?
/ MISS MATCH: Honey...I wasn't playing... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080605.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Ms. Match helps Iron Dragon with girl trouble]]
/ / Iron Dragon: Desdemona said I was cute, then I said something dumb and it was over. / / Ms. Match: One thing about a woman who plays "hard to get"... She still wants to be got. / / Iron Dragon: So she wants me to pursue her? / Ms. Match: If she won't go out with you, maybe you need to bring the date in to her. / / Iron Dragon: So... When I had a crush on you... Were you playing hard to get? / Ms. Match: Honey... I wasn't playing... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080605.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[IRON DRAGON walks past MISS MATCH, carrying a box with flowers, candles, wine and presumably food.]]
/ IRON DRAGON: What a great idea! If she won't go OUT with me, I'll bring the date IN to her! / [[They see DESDEMONA with a man in a green-and-yellow costume.]]
/ IRON DRAGON: Huh?!!
/ MISS MATCH: Don't panic. It might be her brother or... / [[The other man kisses DESDEMONA deeply.]] / MISS MATCH: You're taking this well...
/ IRON DRAGON: Hey...if THAT'S that way she kisses her BROTHER... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080606.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Iron Dragon goes to surprise Desdemona with a date]]
/ / Iron Dragon: (to Ms. Match) What a great idea! If she won't go out with me, I'll bring the date in to her! / [[Iron Dragon and Ms. Match see an unidentified male villain with his hand on Desdemona's shoulder]]
/ / Iron Dragon: Huh?!! / Ms. Match: Don't panic. It might be her brother or... / [[The unidentified villain kisses Desdemona]] / / Ms. Match: You're taking this well... / Iron Dragon: Hey... If that's the way she kisses her brother... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080606.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc...How may I harm you?
/ PHONE VOICE: It's me again. I'm still very overwhelmed about being a super-villain. / LIGHTNING LADY: Listen. You've only been at this for a year. What have you done in that time? / PHONE VOICE: My goal was to establish a judicial system--with me as the sole judge--from which I could order the execution of my nemesis! I should be driving him to the cemetery by now! / LIGHTNING LADY: But you'll never be able to do that as long as your nemesis is around to stop you.
/ Face it...You're putting the court in from of the hearse. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080607.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[IRON DRAGON is sitting at a table, eating a breakfast cereal, looking at the box.]] / [[He gets up without finishing the cereal. Presumably, he is finished eating, and is cleaning up.]] / [[IRON DRAGON places the box into a bookself that is filled with boxes of cereal.]]
/ [[IRON DRAGON is grinning.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080609.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[IRON DRAGON is eating a bowl of cereal and intently studying the box.]] / [[Finished, he stands up.]] / [[With a little smile, he returns the cereal box to a large set of shelves lined entirely with cereal boxes.]] / {{Jerry Seinfeld would be proud.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080609.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[IRON DRAGON is sitting at his desk, working at the computer.]]
/ EVIL ATOM (offpanel): You're in early? You have a problem.
/ IRON DRAGON: *sigh* Yeah... / IRON DRAGON: I spent all weekend in my apartment pining over a girl. I needed a change of scenery so I came--
/ EVIL ATOM (offpanel): No. / [[EVIL ATOM holds up the "Fairmount Bulletin."]]
/ EVIL ATOM: You have a problem.
/ HEADLINE: VILLAIN ZONE DEVELOPMENT GARNERS TAX ABATEMENT
/ SUBHEAD: CEO Oculore Hails Old, Abandoned Warehouse Site http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080610.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom approaches Iron Dragon as he works at his desk]]
/ / Evil Atom: You're in early? You have a problem. / Iron Dragon: >sigh< Yeah... / / Iron Dragon: I spent all weekend in my apartment pining over a girl. I needed a change of scenery so I came-- / Evil Atom: No. / [[Evil Atom holds a newspaper reading "Villain Zone Development Garners Tax Abatement: CEO Oculore hails old, abandoned warehouse site]]
/ / Evil Atom: You have a problem. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080610.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[EVIL ATOM confronts IRON DRAGON.]]
/ EVIL ATOM: Why did you sell your concept to Oculore? / EVIL ATOM: Lemme guess...You're angry over the reduction in employee compensation I had to enforce. / IRON DRAGON: Please! You have to give me the benefit of the doubt! / EVIL ATOM: Ironically, that's the first benefit that I cut. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080611.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom grills Iron Dragon over suspicions of corporate espionage]]
/ / Evil Atom: Why did you sell your concept to Oculore? / / Evil Atom: Lemme guess... You're angry over the reduction in employee compensation I had to enforce. / / Iron Dragon: Please! You have to give me the benefit of the doubt! / / Evil Atom: Ironically, That's the first benefit that I cut. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080611.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | EVIL ATOM: It would be stupid for you to pitch your idea to me before selling it to Oculore.
/ IRON DRAGON: Yes! / EVIL ATOM: But maybe that's what you WANT me to think! It's an ingenious plan...covering your tracks before you cash in!
/ IRON DRAGON: No! / EVIL ATOM: Or is THAT what you want me to think?--That you're a decoy to distract me from the real spy!
/ IRON DRAGON: No! No! / EVIL ATOM: Or is THAT what you want me to think? That you're a...
/ IRON DRAGON (over EVIL ATOM's line): I very much want you NOT to think anymore... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080612.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom grills Iron Dragon over suspicions of corporate espionage]]
/ / Evil Atom: It would be stupid for you to pitch your idea to me before selling it to Oculore. / Iron Dragon: Yes! / / Evil Atom: But maybe that's what you want me to think! It's an ingenious plan... Covering your tracks before you cash in! / Iron Dragon: No! / / Evil Atom: Or is that what you want me to think? -- That you're a decoy to distract me from the real spy! / Iron Dragon: No! No! / / Evil Atom: Or is that what you want me to think? That / Iron Dragon: I very much want you not to think anymore... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080612.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | EVIL ATOM: On Friday, you pitched an idea. Oculore came out with the SAME concept Monday. Is there someone who can verify where you were this weekend? / IRON DRAGON: Well, y'see...that's kind of hard--
/ DESDEMONA (interrupting): Excuse me, Mister Atom...our personnel files have been hacked. / EVIL ATOM: Wait. Those files aren't digital. / [[DR. HAYNUS looks at a file cabinet that's been cut open with a still-present hacksaw.]]
/ DR. HAYNUS: No school like the old school. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080613.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom continues to question Iron Dragon over corporate spying]]
/ / Evil Atom: On Friday, you pitched an idea. Oculore came out with the same concept Monday. Is there someone who can verify where you were this weekend? / [[Desdemona walks in with a file]]
/ / Iron Dragon: Well, y'see... That's kinda hard / Desdemona: Excuse me, mister Atom... Our personnel files have been hacked. / / Evil Atom: Wait. Those files aren't digital. / [[Dr. Haynus looks at a filing cabinet that has been cut open with a hacksaw]]
/ / Dr. Haynus: No school like the old school. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080613.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc...How may I harm you?
/ PHONE VOICE: I hate to tell you this, but... / LIGHTNING LADY: Well don't say it if it's something you'd regret. / PHONE VOICE: Well...when I say "hate," I really don't mean it...Actually, I'm DYING to say it. Y'see...it's something that--once I say it--is going to make me feel so superior to you! Now, I HATE TO SAY IT, BUT... / < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080614.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | EVIL ATOM: Desdemona, please assemble my "ghost board."
/ DESDEMONA: "Ghost board?" / [[He hands her a sheet of paper.]]
/ EVIL ATOM: The men on this list. I have placed them in key positions in my organization to help me steer the company as we rebuild.
/ They are my eyes and ears. / DEATH FOG: Why do they have to write these stupid e-mails so small?
/ DR. WHOOSH: Beg pardon? http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080616.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom convenes a meeting of the ghost board]]
/ / Evil Atom: (to Desdemona) Desdemona please assemble my "ghost board." / Desdemona: "Ghost board?" / / Evil Atom: The men on this list. I have placed them in key positions in my organization to help me steer the company as we rebuild. They are my eyes and my ears. / [[Death Fog squints at a computer screen while Dr. Whoosh stands a few feet away]]
/ / Death Fog: Why do they have to write these stupid e-mails so small? / Dr. Whoosh: Beg pardon? / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080616.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | DEATH FOG: Bah.
/ Computers. I think it's the reason for the downfall of this country and Western culture.
/ DR. WHOOSH: Eh? / DEATH FOG: DOWNFALL OF COUNTRY AND WESTERN CULTURE!
/ DR. WHOOSH: There'll be another Hank Williams. / DEATH FOG: No.
/ This e-mail is the best threat to U.S. productivity the Rooskies coulda hoped for!
/ DR. WHOOSH: Come again? / DEATH FOG: COMMIE WISH! E-MAIL!
/ DR. WHOOSH: Nah. Never read "Moby Dick." http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080617.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Death Fog and Dr. Whoosh work in an Evil Inc. office]]
/ / Death Fog: Bah. Computers. I think it's the reason for the downfall of this country and western culture. / Dr. Whoosh: Eh? / / Death Fog: Downfall of country and western culture! / Dr. Whoosh: There'll be another Hank Williams. / / Death Fog: No. This e-mail is the best threat to U.S. productivity the rooskies coulda hoped for! / Dr. Whoosh: Come again? / / Death Fog: Commie wish! E-mail! / Dr. Whoosh: Nah. Never read "Moby Dick." / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080617.html |
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