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| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | DR. WHOOSH: You really hate PCs?
/ DEATH FOG: Well...I kinda like this micro-blogging sire. / DR. WHOOSH: I hear of that. "Twitter," right?
/ DEATH FOG: No. This one is for country music lovers. / [[We see DEATH FOG's monitor, which shows "Twitty.com." The subject is "How ya doin'?" and all the replies are "Hello, Darlin'..."]] / {{Which is, of course, the 1970 hit song by Conway Twitty (1933-1993). A clip of Twitty singing the song was used in a 2007 episode of "Family Guy," "Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey." }} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080618.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Death Fog and Dr. Whoosh talk about modern technology]]
/ / Dr. Whoosh: You really hate PCs? / Death Fog: Well... I kinda like this micro-blogging site. / / Dr. Whoosh: I hear of that. "Twitter," right? / Death Fog: No. This one is for country music lovers. / [[Dr. Whoosh looks at the computer screen which reads "Twitty" and contains message after message saying Hello, Darlin'....]] / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080618.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[EVIL ATOM has called a meeting of the ghost board. DEATH FOG and DR. WHOOSH enter in the background.]]
/ EVIL ATOM: Thank you for joining us, gentlemen.
/ As I was saying, our company has been infiltrated by a spy. Besides the information leak, our PERSONNEL FILES were hacked. / DR. WHOOSH: Do you have any suspects?
/ EVIL ATOM: Every employee is a suspect. / EVIL ATOM: After all, that's practically a job requirement. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080619.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dr. Whoosh and Death Fog arrive at the ghost board meeting already in progress]]
/ / Evil Atom: Thank you for joining us, gentlemen. As I was saying, our company has been infiltrated by a spy. Besides the information leak, our personnel files were hacked. / / Dr. Whoosh: Do you have any suspects? / Evil Atom: Every Employee is a suspect. / / Evil Atom: After all, that's practically a job requirement. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080619.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | EVIL ATOM: In the meantime, we're going to have to set a trap for our spy. Any ideas? / ROCK: We'll start a rumor about a top-secret project being run in the sub-basement. When the spy comes to investigate, we'll nab him. / EVIL ATOM: Um. My thoughts exactly.
/ [[EVIL ATOM is holding a six-pack of beer and a slice of pizza. Through the doorway behind him, we see a giant mousetrap in the next room.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080620.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom discuses methods of nabbing the spy with the ghost board]]
/ / Evil Atom: In the meantime, we're going to have to set a trap for our spy. Any ideas? / / Rock Man: We'll start a rumor about a top-secret project being run in the sub-basement. When the spy comes to investigate, we'll nab him. / [[Evil Atom holds a pizza slice and beer while a giant trap sits on the floor in the room behind him.]]
/ / Evil Atom: Um. My thoughts exactly. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080620.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc...How may I harm you?
/ PHONE VOICE: I'd like to place an order, please... / PHONE VOICE: I need a pre-planned scheme--medium level of difficulty. Also, ten henchmen, and a list of targets in hero-deficient areas. Maybe I'll luck out THIS time. / LIGHTNING LADY: Y'ever stop to think that maybe success has to be earned--that it can't be BOUGHT?
/ PHONE VOICE: Y'think? / LIGHTNING LADY: It's the subject of our newest self-help book.
/ PHONE VOICE: Put me down for two. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080621.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[IRON DRAGON stops by DESDEMONA's desk.]]
/ IRON DRAGON: Can I talk to you for a moment in my office? / [[He closes the door.]]
/ IRON DRAGON: Evil Atom suspects me as a corporate spy!
/ DESDEMONA: I know! / IRON DRAGON: You know? How do you know?! / DESDEMONA: He's making it pretty obvious.
/ [[A boom mike hangs over IRON DRAGON's desk, a surveillance camera is pointed in that direction it and a workman is painting a police lineup height grid on the wall in the background.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080623.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Iron Dragon talks to Desdemona]]
/ / Iron Dragon: Can I talk to you for a moment in my office? / / Iron Dragon: Evil Atom suspects me as a corporate spy! / Desdemona: I know! / / Iron Dragon: You know? How do you know?! / [[A police line-up is being painted on the back wall of Iron Dragons office]]
/ / Desdemona: He's making it pretty obvious / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080623.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | DESDEMONA: Evil Atom suspects you're the corporate spy... / DESDEMONA: OK...If it gets worse, I can put a FORCE BUBBLE around his head and sing "ROCK-A-BYE BABY" 'til he passes out from OXYGEN DEPRIVATION.
/ {{Hey, she's doing the "pinkie pout!" Good thing she's not facing him...}} / IRON DRAGON: Nice. But I'd prefer an airtight ALIBI. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080624.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Iron Dragon and Desdemona work on a solution to Iron Dragon's corporate espionage situation]]
/ / Desdemona: Evil Atom suspects you're the corporate spy... / / Desdemona: OK... If it gets worse, I can put a force bubble around his head and sing "Rock-A-Bye Baby" 'til he passes out from oxygen deprivation. / / Iron Dragon: Nice. But I'd prefer an airtight alibi. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080624.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | DESDEMONA: Here's your cover story: Just tell Evil Atom you spent the weekend at the library. / IRON DRAGON: Library?! REALLY?? You want me to tell him I spent all weekend at the LIBRARY?
/ DESDEMONA: No good? / IRON DRAGON: NO! A good alibi should have style...panache! / IRON DRAGON: What you said is dull! Pale! It completely lacks all COLOR! / IRON DRAGON: It's...it's...it's an ALIBINO! http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080625.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Iron Dragon and Desdemona work on a solution to Iron Dragon's corporate espionage situation]]
/ / Desdemona: Here's your cover story: Just tell Evil Atom you spent the weekend at the library. / / Iron Dragon: Library?! Really?? You want me to tell him I spent all weekend at the library? / Desdemona: No good? / / Iron Dragon: No! A good alibi should have style... Panache! / / Iron Dragon: What you said is dull! Pale! It completely lacks all color! / / Iron Dragon: It's... It's... It's an alibino! / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080625.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | IRON DRAGON: I can't tell Evil Atom the truth--it would get you in trouble with your boyfriend.
/ DESDEMONA: He's not my boyfriend. We've hardly dated. / IRON DRAGON: Still...if he's as possessive as you SAY he is...
/ DESDEMONA: He is...he took my to the boardwalk one... / [[Flashback: On the boardwalk. BROCK gestures toward someone lying prone with only his feet in the panel.]]
/ BROCK: The nerve! Intimate candle-light...holding your hand...talking about the future...
/ DESDEMONA: Brock...he was a fortune teller. / BROCK: ...and yet he got sucker punched. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080626.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Iron Dragon and Desdemona work on a solution to Iron Dragon's corporate espionage situation]]
/ / Iron Dragon: I can't tell Evil Atom the truth -- It would get you in trouble with your boyfriend. / Desdemona: He's not my boyfriend. We've hardly dated. / / Iron Dragon: Still... If he's as possessive as you say he is... / Desdemona: He is... He took me to the boardwalk once... / [[Brock and Desdemona walk down the boardwalk away from an unconscious man]]
/ / Brock: The nerve! Intimate candlelight... Holding your hand... Talking about the future... / Desdemona: Brock... He was a fortune teller. / / Brock: ...And yet he got sucker punched. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080626.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | DESDEMONA: This is CRAZY. You were with ME all weekend. I can clear your name if I tell Evil Atom that. / IRON DRAGON: If Brock finds out about that, he could fly into a jealous rage! If something happened, it would just be awful! / DESDEMONA (looking tough): I'm not exactly helpless...
/ IRON DRAGON: Good point... / [[He puts his hand on her shoulder.]]
/ IRON DRAGON: He might try to hurt YOU, too... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080627.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Iron Dragon and Desdemona work on a solution to Iron Dragon's corporate espionage situation]]
/ / Desdemona: This is crazy. You were with me all weekend. I can clear your name if I tell Evil Atom that. / / Iron Dragon: If Brock finds out about that, he could fly into a jealous rage! If something happened, it would just be awful! / / Desdemona: I'm not exactly helpless... / Iron Dragon: Good point... / / Iron Dragon: He might try to hurt you, too... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080627.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc... How may I harm you?
/ PHONE VOICE: I'm trying to be a better villain. Can you give me some advice? / LIGHTNING LADY: Well, OK, but you need to pull several schemes before you can get good.
/ PHONE VOICE: Yeah, but I only have time to do one a month.
/ LIGHTNING LADY: You need practice.
/ PHONE VOICE: Yeah, but lots of guys wing it and win on their first try! / PHONE VOICE: So, what's holding me back?
/ LIGHTNING LADY: Lame excuses, mostly...
/ PHONE VOICE: Hmm. If that's the case, I've got a lot of hard work ahead of me... / PHONE VOICE: ...and when I'm done, you can bet you'll hear the best darned excuses you've ever heard!
/ LIGHTNING LADY: Yeah? And what will you do if they're not? http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080628.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[BEE GIRL enters LIGHTNING LADY's office.]]
/ BEE GIRL: Ms. Lightning Lady, come look at the copier.
/ LIGHTNING LADY: What's wrong? / BEE GIRL: The paper tray's empty and the return is full of...rather odd photocopies... / LIGHTNING LADY: Lemme guess...someone made a couple hundred copies of his butt. / BEE GIRL: I guess...but they spelled it wrong...
/ [[All the copies have the word "BUT" in large type covering most of the page.]]
/ LIGHTNING LADY (thought): Memo! http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080630.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Vespidae talks to Lightning Lady about the office copy machine]]
/ / Vespidae: Ms. Lightning Lady, come look at the copier. / Lightning Lady: What's Wrong? / / Vespidae: The paper tray's empty and the return is full of ... rather odd photocopies... / / Lightning Lady: Lemme guess... Someone made a couple hundred copies of his butt. / [[Vespidae holds handfuls of photocopies all saying "but"]]
/ / Vespidae: I guess... But they spelled it wrong... / Lightning Lady: (thinking) Memo! / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080630.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[LIGHTNING LADY sees NITE OWL about to feed the MEMO into a shredder.]]
/ LIGHTNING LADY: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
/ NITE OWL: Someone sent you a blank paper.
/ MEMO: Um. Help? / LIGHTNING LADY: No! Wait! It's...um...not blank!
/ NITE OWL: Huh?
/ MEMO: Whew! / NITE OWL: It most certainly is...
/ [[MEMO looks blank, momentarily.]]
/ LIGHTNING LADY: No...It's...um...printed with invisible ink. / NITE OWL: Is it in code?
/ LIGHTNING LADY: That depends...Did you believe the "invisible ink" story?
/ MEMO: Your assistant is a moron. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080701.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady stops The Owl as he is about to feed Memo into a shredder]]
/ / Lightning Lady: What are you doing?! / Owl: Someone sent you a blank paper. / Memo: Um. Help? / / Lightning Lady: No! Wait! it's ...um... Not blank! / Owl: Huh? / Memo: Whew! / / Owl: It most certainly is... / Lightning Lady: No... It's ...um... Printed with invisible ink. / / Owl: Is it in code? / Lightning Lady: That depends... Did you believe the "invisible ink" story? / Memo: Your assistant is a moron. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080701.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[LIGHTNING LADY shuts the office door, so she's alone with MEMO.]]
/ LIGHTNING LADY: What have you been up to now?
/ MEMO: Testing my limits. / LIGHTNING LADY: You've been testing your limits?
/ MEMO: I tried to clone an army of myself using the copier. / LIGHTNING LADY: A paper army, huh? Sounds like somebody was going to get reamed.
/ MEMO: It didn't work, though. / LIGHTNING LADY: Every time you ordered them to march, your army remained stationery?
/ MEMO: *Sigh* I'd have made a great commander in sheaf. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080702.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady speaks with Memo in the privacy of her office]]
/ / Lightning Lady: What have you been up to now? / Memo: Testing my limits. / / Lightning Lady: You've been testing your limits? / Memo: I tried to clone an army of myself using the copier. / / Lightning Lady: A paper army, huh? Sounds like somebody was going to get reamed. / Memo: It didn't work, though. / / Lightning Lady: Every time you ordered them to march, your army remained stationery? / Memo: >Sigh< I'd have made a great commander in sheaf. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080702.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: I can't say I'm sorry you failed in your attempt to clone yourself with the photocopier.
/ MEMO: *Sigh* The enlargement key taunted me so. / LIGHTNING LADY: But...why a paper army?
/ MEMO: Look at me! I'm very fragile. A rip or a tear could be disastrous! I need protection! / LIGHTNING LADY: Have you ever considered lamination? / MEMO: Artificial plastic enhancement?! Please.
/ LIGHTNING LADY: Don't knock it.
/ [[She's shown in profile in this panel.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080703.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady speaks with Memo in the privacy of her office]]
/ / Lightning Lady: I can't say I'm sorry you failed in your experiment to clone yourself with the photocopier. / Memo: >sigh< The enlargement key taunted me so. / / Lightning Lady: But... Why a paper army? / Memo: Look at me! I'm very fragile. A rip or tear could be disastrous! I need protection! / / Lightning Lady: Have you ever considered lamination? / / Memo: Artificial plastic enhancement?! Please. / Lightning Lady: Don't knock it. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080703.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | MEMO: There's another reason I have to assemble an army... / MEMO: There's a hostile force in this building.
/ LIGHTNING LADY: No kidding. / MEMO: Remember when I was thrown down the incinerator chute?
/ LIGHTNING LADY: You found a half-burnet, top-secret document.
/ [[Behind them, we see an image of MEMO partially wrapped around said document.]] / [[Closeup of MEMO held in LIGHTNING LADY's hand.]]
/ MEMO: I've been able to decipher two names. One is Oculore...
/ LIGHTNING LADY: What's the other name? / [[Cut to closeup of another piece of paper held in EVIL ATOM's hand. It reads, "DR. HAYNUS."]]
/ DESDEMONA (on the intercom): Your 3:15 is here.
/ EVIL ATOM: Yes. I have him on my agenda.
/ [[DR. HAYNUS enters.]]
/ DR. HAYNUS: I've located our spy. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080704.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Memo and Lightning Lady discuss the corporate spy situation]]
/ / Memo: There's another reason I need to assemble an army... / / Memo: There's a hostile force in this building. / Lightning Lady: No kidding. / [[Memo reminisces about the incinerator trip]]
/ / Memo: Remember when I was thrown down the incinerator chute? / Lightning Lady: You found a half-burnt, top-secret document. / / Memo: I've been able to decipher two names. one is Oculore... / Lightning Lady: What's the other name? / [[Evil Atom holds a piece of paper with the name Dr. Haynus on it]]
/ / Desdemona: (over the intercom) Your 3:15 is here. / [[Dr. Haynus enters Evil Atoms office
/ / Evil Atom: Yes I have him on my agenda. / Dr. Haynus: I've located our spy. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080704.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc...How may I harm you?
/ PHONE VOICE: Can you offer some advice on being a better villain? / LIGHTNING LADY: Wanna know how I learned villainy? I made a lot of mistakes and learned from them. / LIGHTNING LADY: You can either let me share that knowledge or you can make your own mistakes.
/ PHONE VOICE: I guess I prefer to make my own mistakes. / LIGHTNING LADY: Well, if that's the case, you're off to a good start. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080705.html |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080707/">http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080707/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[DR. HAYNUS points to a picture of MEMO.]]
/ DR. HAYNUS: Using spectral analysis, we've determined it's a sentient sheet of 20-pound, letter-sized laser-printer stock. / DR. HAYNUS: With advanced origami techniques, it has limited shape-changing abilities. / DR. HAYNUS: And it can change the printing on its surface for communication or camouflage. / DR. HAYNUS: In short, it could be any document in the building.
/ EVIL ATOM: Good gosh! We have our own secret scrawl invasion! http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080708.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | DR. HAYNUS: My engineers are trying to develop our own sentient paper. / EVIL ATOM: Excellent! That's fighting flier with flier! What have you got! / [[They've got one of those folding message things kids make in elementary school. EVIL ATOM is working with it.]]
/ DR. HAYNUS: It says, "No answer. Try again."
/ EVIL ATOM: Maybe you SHOULD. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080709.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dr. Haynus discusses Memo with Evil Atom]]
/ / Dr. Haynus: My engineers are trying to develop our own sentient paper. / / Evil Atom: Excellent! That's fighting flier with flier! What have you got! / [[Evil Atom and Dr. Haynus use a paper fortune teller]]
/ / Dr. Haynus: It's says, "No answer. Try again." / Evil Atom: Maybe you should. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080709.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | EVIL ATOM: Do you know where this "Memo" is hiding?
/ DR. HAYNUS: It spends a lot of time in the archives. / EVIL ATOM: Since WHEN do we have an archive dept.?! And who runs it?
/ DR. HAYNUS: According to the company flow chart? / DR. HAYNUS: Mister Ayefore. / EVIL ATOM: Mr. "A-4"? / [[EVIL ATOM flings open the office door and DR. HAYNUS charges down the hall.]]
/ EVIL ATOM: TO THE ARCHIVE DEPARTMENT! http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080710.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dr. Haynus discuss Memo with Evil Atom]]
/ / Evil Atom: Do you know where this "Memo" is hiding? / Dr. Haynus: It spends a lot of time in the archives. / / Evil Atom: Since when do we have a archive dept.?! And who runs it? / Dr. Haynus: According to the company flow chart? / / Dr. Haynus: Mister Ayefore. / / Evil Atom: Mr. "A-4"? / [[Evil Atom and Dr. Haynus dramatically rush out of Evil Atoms office]]
/ / Evil Atom: To the archive department! / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080710.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[LIGHTNING LADY peeks out the door of the Archive Dept.]]
/ LIGHTNING LADY: It's Evil Atom and Dr. Haynus. And they're running up the hall... / LIGHTNING LADY: We've got to get you out of here. I don't trust Haynus.
/ MEMO: WTF! / LIGHTNING LADY: I beg your pardon?
/ MEMO: Work the fax! / LIGHTNING LADY: There's no telling what it will do to you! / [[She feeds MEMO into the fax machine.]]
/ MEMO: It's cold...so cold...
/ LIGHTNING LADY: Sorry...I should have used a cover sheet. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080711.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady peers through the Archive Department door]]
/ / Lightning Lady: (to Memo) It's Evil Atom and Dr. Haynus. And they're running up the hall... / / Lightning Lady: We've got to get you out of here. I don't trust Haynus. / Memo: WTF! / / Lightning Lady: I beg your pardon? / Memo: Work the fax! / / Lightning Lady: There's no telling what it will do to you! / [[Lightning Lady feeds Memo into the fax machine]]
/ / Memo: It's so... so cold... / Lightning Lady: Sorry... I should have used a cover sheet. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080711.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc...How may I harm you?
/ PHONE VOICE: Who was the best villain who NEVER made it big? / LIGHTNING LADY: That's a good question. I'd have to say it was the Tupperware Terrorist. / LIGHTNING LADY: He had a unique ability to trap heroes and keep them for days--without losing freshness.
/ PHONE VOICE: He never hit it big? / LIGHTNING LADY: Sadly, no. ...He could been a container. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080712.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic (2008-07-14) | [[Lightning Lady, standing at a photocopier, holds a sheet of paper behind her back. Evil Atom and Haynus stand in the open doorway.]] / Evil Atom: What are you doing here? / Lightning Lady: Um. Using the fax machine. Mine's been broken for weeks. / Haynus: Sir! Look!... it's blank. / Lightning Lady: Oh! I guess my fax is working AFTER all! / Haynus: The paper. Please. / Lightning Lady: I'll make a copy. I'll bet my photocopier is working now, to. / Evil Atom: Haynus. Fetch. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080714.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[EVIL ATOM and DR. HAYNUS find LIGHTNING LADY in the Archive Dept. She's holding MEMO behind her back.]]
/ EVIL ATOM: What are you doing here?
/ LIGHTNING LADY: Um. Using the fax machine. Mine's been broken for weeks. / [[HAYNUS walks behind her to see MEMO.]]
/ HAYNUS: Sir! Look! ...It's blank.
/ LIGHTNING LADY: Oh! I guess my fax is working AFTER all! / EVIL ATOM: The paper. Please.
/ LIGHTNING LADY: I'll make a copy. I'll bet my photocopier is working now, too. / EVIL ATOM: Haynus. Fetch. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080714.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[EVIL ATOM starts to tear the piece of paper taken from LIGHTNING LADY.]]
/ LIGHTNING LADY: DON'T!
/ EVIL ATOM: My dear...it's just a sheet of paper...
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080715.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom tears Memo]]
/ / Lightning Lady: Don't! / Evil Atom: My dear... It's just a sheet of paper...
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080715.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[LIGHTNING LADY is horrified and in tears.]]
/ LIGHTNING LADY: You monster...How COULD you...? / EVIL ATOM (points to shredder): That...that paper...was a corporate spy that was costing my company BILLIONS. I have a responsibility to this company--and everyone, including you, who works here. I eliminated it for the greater good. / EVIL ATOM: In short...I got MY walking paper. Be thankful you're not getting YOURS. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080716.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady is distraught at the destruction of Memo]]
/ / Lightning Lady: (to Evil Atom) You monster... How could you...? / / Evil Atom: That... That paper... Was a corporate spy that was costing my company billions. I have a responsibility to this company -- and everyone, including you, who works here. I eliminated it for the greater good. / / Evil Atom: In short... I got my walking paper. Be thankful you're not getting yours. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080716.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | DON CORLEONE: I want you to use all your powers and all your skills. I don't want his mother to see him this way.
/ {{Obviously, it's the scene from THE GODFATHER where Sonny's body is brought to the funeral director who owes the Don a favor.}} / DON CORLEONE: Look how they massacred my boy. / [[The Document Restoration department at Evil Inc. LIGHTNING LADY enters with the shredded remains of MEMO in her hands.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080717.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[A scene from the movie "The Godfather"]]
/ / Godfather: I want you to use all your powers and all your skills. I don't want his mother to see him this way. / / Godfather: Look how they massacred my boy. / [[Lightning Lady tearfully takes Memo's remains to a document restoration facility]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080717.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[LIGHTNING LADY is painstakingly reassembling the shreds of MEMO, using tape, staples and a couple of different kinds of glue.]] / [[From outside the window, we see KEAGAN put a hand on her shoulder as she weeps.]] / [[From farther away, we see them hug.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080718.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Using glue, tape, and staples Lightning Lady attempts to repair Memo late into the night]] / [[Keegan consoles Lightning Lady as she cries over Memo's remains]] / [[Keegan holds Lightning Lady comforting her]] / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080718.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc...How may I harm you?
/ PHONE VOICE: Why do so many villains come from the medical field? / PHONE VOICE: Dr. Doom...Dr. Octopus...Dr. Psycho...Dr. Poison... / PHONE VOICE: Doctors have a uniquely heroic job description, and yet so many of the quit their practice and turn to a life of villainy. Howcome? / LIGHTNING LADY: Mainly, they found out that villains never have to worry about going to a dinner party and hearing: "Does this look infected?" http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080719.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[LIGHTNING LADY and KEAGAN.]]
/ LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Atom was so cruel. I used to respect him so much. / LIGHTNING LADY: I still remember the day he returned to his office after being forced out. / [[Flashback.]]
/ LIGHTNING LADY (narrating): "I had saved every phone message for him." / [[Closeup of message.]]
/ WHILE YOU WERE OUSTED
/ (Name, phone)
/ Telephoned, Teleported, Telepathed ("Telephoned" is checked)
/ Seen the last of me, Haven't seen the last of me, Next time...next time ("Next time...next time" is checked)
/ Message: Received threat. --Thx CC http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080721.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Keegan consoles Lightning Lady as she mourns Memo's destruction]]
/ / Lightning Lady: Evil Atom was so cruel. I used to respect him so much. / / Lightning Lady: I still remember the day he returned to his office after being forced out. / [[Lightning Lady remembers handing Evil Atom a stack of messages]]
/ / Lightning Lady: "I had saved every phone message fro him." / [[A phone message reads: While you were ousted x Telephoned x Next time...Next time Message: Received threat Thx CC]] / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080721.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | KEAGAN: Are you going to be OK today?
/ LIGHTNING LADY: Kinda. Except Evil Atom still thinks I harbored a spy. / LIGHTNING LADY: He's probably going to be surprised I have the gall to walk in and show my face. / [[Silent panel. KEAGAN sips his coffee.]] / LIGHTNING LADY: ...the parts of it I regularly show, that is. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080722.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Keegan consoles Lightning Lady as she mourns Memo's destruction]]
/ / Keegan: Are you going to be OK today? / Lightning Lady: Kinda. Except Evil Atom still thinks I harbored a spy. / / Lightning Lady: He's probably going to be surprised I have the gall to walk in and show my face. / [[Keegan and Lightning Lady sit for a moment in silence]] / / Lightning Lady: ... The parts of it I regularly show, that is. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080722.html |
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