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| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | What did you do?
/ I just tried to hand her this fax. / And she ran away, weeping? / Nuts, huh? / MINE!
/ GIMME! http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080723.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[LIGHTNING LADY flees, in tears, from a perplexed NITE OWL, who holds an interoffice envelope.]]
/ BEE GIRL: What did you do?
/ NITE OWL: I just tried to hand her this fax. / BEE GIRL: And she ran away, weeping? / NITE OWL: Nuts, huh? / [[BEE GIRL grabs for the envelope. NITE OWL holds fast.]]
/ NITE OWL: MINE!
/ BEE GIRL: GIMME! http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080723.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: I'm sorry. I overreacted when you showed me that fax. Please give it to me.
/ NITE OWL: Yes, Ma'am. / NITE OWL: ...also...You received an e-mail today. / NITE OWL: Which I printed out right HERE!
/ [[He whips out a piece of paper.]] / [[She walks away with the envelope and the e-mail.]]
/ LIGHTNING LADY: Thanks.
/ NITE OWL (shrugs): Worth a shot. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080724.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady returns to The Owl for her fax]]
/ / Lightning Lady: I'm sorry. I overreacted when you showed me that fax. Please give it to me. / Owl: Yes. ma'am. / / Owl: ...Also... You received an e-mail today. / [[The Owl dramatically thrusts a printed e-mail towards Lightning Lady]]
/ / Owl: Which I printed out right here! / / Lightning Lady: Thanks. / Owl: Worth a shot. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080724.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[In her office, LIGHTNING LADY opens the interoffice envelope.]] / [[It contains a single sheet of yellow paper with a giant comma in the middle.]]
/ {{Yes, this blows the punchline, but there's no other way to describe this panel.}} / LIGHTNING LADY: Memo? Is that you? / LIGHTNING LADY: Oh. Oh my... / LIGHTNING LADY: He's in a comma. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080725.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[In her office Lightning Lady opens her fax]] / [[On the page is nothing but a solitary comma]] / / Lightning Lady: Memo? Is that you? / / Lightning Lady: - Oh. Oh my... / / Lightning Lady: He's in a comma. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080725.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc...How may I harm you?
/ PHONE VOICE: I've been drinking this Evil Inc health drink and I'm experiencing a bit of organ failure. / LIGHTNING LADY: That's impossible. Our products have no artificial colors or additives.
/ PHONE VOICE: But...but...
/ Eeesh. There go my eyes.
/ I'm in a lot of pain. Could you tell me what's in this stuff? / LIGHTNING LADY: Cobra venom. And lemon.
/ PHONE VOICE: I'm drinking cobra venom?
/ LIGHTNING LADY: It's right there in the list of ingredients. / PHONE VOICE: Where's that? My vision is somewhat blurry.
/ LIGHTNING LADY: Right under the 36-point, neon-green, block letters that say "all natural ingredients."
/ PHONE VOICE: Ah. THAT I can still see. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080726.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | MEMO: Wha--What happened?
/ LIGHTNING LADY: YOU'RE ALIVE! / MEMO: I MADE IT! / LIGHTNING LADY: I...I...thought you were...*sniff* gone!
/ MEMO: Please don't cry. / MEMO: ...or if you do cry, could you hold me further away? This is a new body for me and I don't want to get it wrinkled. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080728.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady holds memo, tearfully overjoyed]]
/ / Memo: Wha- What happened? / Lightning Lady: You're alive! / / Memo: I made it! / [[Lightning Lady's tears drip down onto Memo]]
/ / Lightning Lady: I... I... Thought you were... >sniff< gone! / Memo: Please don't cry. / / Memo: ...Or if you do cry, could you hold me further away? This is a new body for me and I don't want to get it wrinkled. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080728.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | MEMO: This is great! I can teleport via FAX!
/ LIGHTNING LADY: But why weren't you able to use the photocopier to duplicate yourself? / MEMO: Hmm...It's the same tech.
/ LIGHTNING LADY: Yeah, and you were OK after a...brief dormant period... / MEMO: Dormant...? Lightning Lady! Where did you put all those copies?! / [[Two maintenance guys, one of whom is looking down the incinerator chute.]]
/ MAINTENANCE 1: It's as if millions of voices cried out in terror, then were silenced.
/ MAINTENANCE 2: The cafeteria must be serving fish sticks again. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080729.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady and memo discuss Memo's return]]
/ / Memo: This is great! I can teleport via fax! / Lightning Lady: But why weren't you able to use the photocopier to duplicate yourself? / / Memo: Hmm... It's the same tech. / Lightning Lady: Yeah, and you were OK after a... Brief dormant period... / / Memo: Dormant...? Lighting Lady! Where did you put all those copies?! / [[Two janitors empty trash into the Evil Inc. incinerator]]
/ / Janitor 1: It's as if millions of voices cried out in terror, then were silenced. / Janitor 2: The cafeteria must be serving fish sticks again. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080729.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: What was it like?
/ MEMO: It was weird. / MEMO: I musta been close to death... / [[Cut to what MEMO remembers of his near-death experience.]]
/ VOICE: FOLLOW THE HIGHLIGHTER...
/ [[In front of MEMO is a yellow highlighter drawing a line.]]
/ MEMO: Huh?
/ [[Behind MEMO is a portal through which we see LIGHTNING LADY.]]
/ LIGHTNING LADY: Memo? Is that you? / [[Back to reality.]]
/ MEMO: I guess there IS an afterlife!
/ LIGHTNING LADY: We DO have a strict recycling policy. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080730.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady and memo discuss Memo's return]]
/ / Lightning Lady: What was it like? / Memo: It was weird. / / Memo: I musta been close to death... / [[Memo flashes back to his state of near death in which a yellow highlighter and a mysterious voice lead him down a tunnel of darkness to a visage of Lightning Lady calling out to him]]
/ / Mysterious Voice: Follow the highlighter... / Memo: Huh? / Lightning Lady: Memo? Is that you? / / Memo: I guess there is an afterlife! / Lightning Lady: We do have a strict recycling policy. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080730.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | MEMO: Y'know, keeping things so tightly covered...
/ LIGHTNING LADY: For the last time, I'm not going to-- / MEMO: No...you can admit you were grieving for me when you thought I was dead. / [[LIGHTNING LADY picks up MEMO.]] / [[...and crushes it (him? her?) to her chest.]]
/ LIGHTNING LADY: Oh, Memo...I was so sad...
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080731.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady and memo discuss Memo's return]]
/ / Memo: Y'know, keeping things so tightly covered... / Lightning Lady: For the last time, I'm not going to-- / / Memo: No... You can admit you were grieving for me when you thought I was dead. / [[Lightning Lady picks up Memo]] / [[Lightning Lady crushes Memo to her chest shedding a tear]]
/ / Lightning Lady: Oh, Memo... I was so sad...
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080731.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Entrance to Evil Inc. Archive dept.]]
/ LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Atom thinks he's captured the spy, but he hasn't. / [[She unfolds a blackened document marked TOP SECRET.]]
/ LIGHTNING LADY: We need to have another look at that top secret file you found. / [[The document is heavily damaged, but parts are still legible. A logo of a box with "CC" in it is at the top, followed by a word ending in "ng."]]
/ TEXT: ...have obtained...structions f...Dr. Haynus for...ow of Evil Inc...odel 978-00...ed at Commander Heroic. D...Oculore per r... / LIGHTNING LADY: Holy moley... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080801.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady and Memo discuss the corporate spy situation]]
/ / Memo: Evil Atom thinks he's captured the spy, but he hasn't. / / Lightning Lady: We need to have another look at that top secret file you found. / [[Lightning Lady looks over the burned file finding words like Dr. Haynus, Evil Inc., Commander Heroic, and Oculore]] / / Lightning Lady: Holy Moley... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080801.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Lightning Lady: Evil Inc... How may I harm you?
/ Caller: Curse you! What kind of sick torture IS this? / Caller: I'm bored out of my skull, with nowhere to go, and you hit me with ad after ad of stuff I'd never give a second glance to otherwise!! / Caller: So help me... I've bought five-hundred dollars of merchandise out of sheer desparation!
/ Lightning Lady: Um, Sir... / Lightning Lady: The number you want is 1-800-759-6255
/ Caller: Oh. Thanks.
/ Lightning Lady: That's ok. We've been getting this a lot ever since we got a number similar to Skymall's. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080802.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc...How may I harm you?
/ PHONE VOICE: Curse you! What kind of sick torture IS this?! / PHONE VOICE: I'm bored out of my skull, with nowhere to go, and you hit me with ad after ad of stuff I'd never give a second glance to otherwise!! / PHONE VOICE: So help me...I've bought five-hundred dollars worth of merchandise out of sheer desperation!
/ LIGHTNING LADY: Um. Sir... / LIGHTNING LADY: The number you want is 1-800-759-6255.
/ PHONE VOICE: Oh. Thanks.
/ LIGHTNING LADY: That's OK. We've been getting this a lot ever since we got a number similar to SKYMALL's. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080802.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[LIGHTNING LADY is still looking at the charred document.]]
/ LIGHTNING LADY: "CC..." Those were the initials at the bottom of that phone message I kept for Evil Atom while he was ousted. / LIGHTNING LADY: What could it possibly mean?
/ MEMO: Could be "carbon copy." / MEMO: Or candy centipede...Cadillac Casanova...constipated cowboy...Creole cupcake...cold crustacean... / LIGHTNING LADY: But none of those sound particularly threatening.
/ MEMO: You've never been a little bound up, out on the range... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080804.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady and Memo discuss the corporate spy situation]]
/ / Lightning Lady: "CC..." Those were the initials at the bottom of that phone message I kept from Evil Atom while he was ousted. / / Lightning Lady: What could it possibly mean? / Memo: Could be "Carbon Copy." / / Memo: Or candy centipede... Cadillac casanova... Constipated cowboy... Creole cupcake... Cold crustacean... / / Lightning Lady: But none of those sound particularly threatening. / Memo: You've never been a little bound up, out on the range... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080804.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: So far we have a phone message that says, "Threat received. CC." and a top secret file with the same initials. / LIGHTNING LADY: We know that the document connects Haynus and Oculore.
/ MEMO: And Haynus tried to frame me. / LIGHTNING LADY: What else do we have on Haynus?
/ MEMO: Just that invoice he and Louise were trying to hide...but it didn't make any sense. / LIGHTNING LADY: That's how we ended up researching Commander Heroic with that newspaper columnist...What was his name?
/ MEMO: Cal Cornley. / LIGHTNING LADY: Get that invoice. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080805.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady and Memo discuss the corporate spy situation]]
/ / Lightning Lady: So far we have a phone message that says, "threat received. CC." and a top secret file with the same initials. / / Lightning Lady: We know that the document connects Haynus and Oculore. / Memo: And Haynus tried to frame me. / / Lightning Lady: What else do we have on Haynus? / Memo: Just that invoice he and Louise were trying to hide... But it didn't make any sense. / / Lightning Lady: That's how we ended up researching Commander Heroic with that newspaper columnist... what was his name? / Memo: Cal Cornley. / / Lightning Lady: Get that invoice. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080805.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[LIGHTNING LADY and MEMO are examining three documents: The "While You Were Ousted" slip saying "Received threat/Thx/CC," the charred document from Archives and an Evil Inc invoice addressed to "CC."]]
/ MEMO: Our paper trail...
/ LIGHTNING LADY: It's a paper EXPRESSWAY! I recognize the number on the invoice. It's a serial number from the old, pre-Captain-Heroic Evil Inc catalog! / [[She checks the catalog.]]
/ LIGHTNING LADY: It's a custom-tailored energy/super-power drainer. Transfers meta-human force and funnels it into the owner--converting it to a number of pre-set super powers. / LIGHTNING LADY: We had to stop production. You'd be surprised how many disgusting uses there are for "Plastic Man." http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080806.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady and Memo look over the evidence in the corporate spy situation]]
/ / Memo: Our paper trail... / Lightning Lady: It's a paper expressway! I recognize the number on the invoice. It's a serial number from the old, pre-Captain-Heroic Evil Inc. catalog! / / Lightning Lady: It's a custom-tailored energy/super-power drainer. Transfers meta-human force and funnels it into the owner -- converting it to a number of pre-set super powers. / / Lightning Lady: We has to stop production. You'd be surprised how many disgusting uses there are for "plastic man." / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080806.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[LIGHTNING LADY at the offices of CC Publishing.]]
/ RECEPTIONIST: I'm sorry...Our CEO is not taking appointments. / LIGHTNING LADY: It's imperative we see him. It's a matter of life and death.
/ RECEPTIONIST: Do you have a manuscript? / LIGHTNING LADY: Does your CEO personally review manuscripts?
/ RECEPTIONIST: *Sigh* This one does. / LIGHTNING LADY: Fine. Here.
/ [[She hands MEMO to the RECEPTIONIST.]]
/ RECEPTIONIST: A one-page manuscript?
/ LIGHTNING LADY: It's a short book.
/ MEMO: Sexy Cartoonists http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080807.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady takes Memo to the mysterious CC publishing company]]
/ / Receptionist: I'm sorry... Our CEO is not taking appointments. / / Lightning Lady: It's imperative we see him. It's a matter of life and death. / Receptionist: Do you have a manuscript? / / Lightning Lady: Does your CEO personally review manuscripts? / Receptionist: >sigh.< This one does. / [[Lightning Lady hands Memo over to the Receptionist]]
/ / Lightning Lady: Fine. Here. / Receptionist: A one-page manuscript? / Lightning Lady: It's a short book. / Memo: Sexy Cartoonist / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080807.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[MISS BRADLEY, the receptionist at CC Publishing is talking to her boss over the intercom. MEMO lies on her desk.]]
/ BOSS: Are they gone, Miss Bradley?
/ BRADLEY: Yes. They left a manuscript. One page. / BOSS (we don't see his face): A one page manu--? Bring it to me now! / [[BRADLEY enters the office.]]
/ BRADLEY: Were you EXPECTING this?
/ BOSS (offpanel): No. But I should have been. / [[BOSS holds MEMO.]]
/ WHO IS THIS GUY?: YOU!
/ MEMO: YOU? http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080808.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[After Lightning Lady leaves the CC Publishing CEOs voice comes in over the intercom]]
/ / CC CEO: Are they gone, Miss Bradley? / Ms. Bradley: Yes. They left a manuscript. One page. / / CC CEO: A one page manu-- ? Bring it to me now! / [[Ms. Bradley takes Memo into the CEO's office]]
/ / Ms. Bradley: Were you expecting this? / CC CEO: No. But I should have been. / [[The CEO of CC Publishing is revealed to be Mr. Threat]]
/ / Mr. Threat: (to Memo) You! / Memo: You! / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080808.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc...How may I harm you?
/ DAN DIDIO: Ideas! We need ideas! We're at a crisis because we're running out of crisises!
/ {{For the three readers who don't know: Dan DiDio is editor-in-chief at DC Comics.}} / LIGHTNING LADY: Mr. DiDio...First, "crisises" isn't a word, and secondly, where did you get this number?
/ DIDIO: Please. Mary Marvel...maybe she goes bad again? With a shorter skirt? / LIGHTNING LADY: Well, you're done hero team-ups and villain team-ups...What's left?
/ DIDIO: BRILLIANT! Hero/villain team-ups! / LIGHTNING LADY: I'm thinking "Batman meets Egg Fu!"
/ DIDIO: The super-villain/egg? Needs a hook!
/ LIGHTNING LADY: Batman: The Brave and the Boiled! http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080809.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[MR. THREAT has placed a paperweight on MEMO.]]
/ MR. THREAT: That oughta hold you.
/ MEMO: UNGH! / MEMO: So...it was you? / MR. THREAT: After Captain Heroic took over Evil Inc, I was told to embed myself here and funnel money to Oculore's start-up. / MR. THREAT: Think about it. As CEO, Capt. Heroic could actually profit by bankrupting Evil Inc and leading thousands of hard-working villains to ruin. We couldn't let that happen. / MR. THREAT: Not when WE could be making those profits. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080811.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Mr. Threat pins Memo under a paper weight]]
/ / Mr. Threat: That oughta hold you. / Memo: Ungh! / / Memo: So... It was you? / / Mr. Threat: After Captain Heroic took over Evil Inc, I was told to embed myself here and funnel money to Oculore's start-up. / / Mr. Threat: Think about it. As CEO, Capt. Heroic could actually profit by bankrupting Evil Inc and leading thousands of hard-working villains to ruin. We couldn't let that happen. / / Mr. Threat: Not when we could be making those profits. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080811.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[MR. THREAT holds a skullcap attached to a machine.]]
/ MR. THREAT: And the IRONY is...I took over THIS company using an Evil Inc product. / MEMO: The 978-0615136202 from the invoice! / MR. THREAT: Exactly. I've been siphoning COMMANDER Heroic's power and converting it to a super power! / MR. THREAT: They chalked it up to old age--and I gained the ability to guide this company to new heights--all of which I funneled to Oculore! HA! HA! HA! / MR. THREAT (notices something): Heh...heh-heh... / MR. THREAT: Aw, nuts...
/ [[We see the dial on the skullcap. The needle is pointing to GULLIBLE. (Other settings are SMART, INVISIBLE, STRONG and ELASTIC).]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080812.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Mr. Threat explains his diabolical plan to Memo]]
/ / Mr. Threat: And the irony is... I took over this company using an Evil Inc product. / / Memo: The 9780615136202 from the invoice! / / Mr. Threat: Exactly. I've been siphoning Commander Heroic's power and converting it to a super power! / / Mr. Threat: They chalked it up yo old age -- and I gained the ability to guide this new company to new heights -- all of which I funneled to Oculore! Ha! Ha! Ha! / [[Mr. Threat slowly stops laughing]]
/ / Mr. Threat: Heh... heh-heh... / [[Mr. Threat looks at the power siphoning device and discovers it's set to gullible]]
/ / Mr. Threat: Aw, nuts... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080812.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | MR. THREAT: I'll be out for the rest of the day. Keep your eye on the paper on my desk. / MISS BRADLEY (to herself): And I thought working for Stephenie Meyer was weird. / MISS BRADLEY: At least I don't have to wade through shrieking "Twilighters" every morning to get to w--What's this?
/ MEMO: You're getting sleepy...verrrryyy sleeeeeepy...your eyelids are getting heavvvy... / MISS BRADLEY: Nice try...but it's gonna take more than-- / MISS BRADLEY: Uh-oh...
/ MEMO: TEN ANECDOTES, AS TOLD BY YOUR MOTHER. "You remember Jimmy? His Mom had the mole? Anyway, his brother used to eat mustard sandwiches. No meat. Ever hear such an thing?"
/ [[BRADLEY's eyes are already drooping.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080813.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Mr. Threat instructs Ms. Bradley watch Memo as he goes out]]
/ / Mr. Threat: I'll be out for the rest of the day. Keep you eye on the paper on my desk. / / Ms. Bradley: (thinking) And I thought working for Stephenie Meyer was weird. / / Ms. Bradley: At least I don't have to wade through shrieking "twilighters" every morning to get to w-- what's this? / Memo: You're getting sleepy... Verrrryyy sleeeeeepy... Your eyelids are getting heavvyy / / Ms. Bradley: Nice try... But it's gonna take more then-- / / Ms. Bradley: Uh-oh... / Memo: Then anecdotes, as told by your mother. "You remember Jimmy? His mom had the mole? Anyway, His brother used to eat mustard sandwiches. No meat. Ever heard of such a thing? / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080813.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[MEMO, in the form of a paper airplane, glides down to LIGHTNING LADY, who is standing on the sidewalk outside CC Publishing.]]
/ LIGHTNING LADY: You're OK! / LIGHTNING LADY: So, what do we know?
/ MEMO: Threat's a minor player. He's not the spy. / MEMO: He was a pawn, sending money to Oculore. / LIGHTNING LADY: But did he tell you who was using HIM? / [[Flashback image of MISS BRADLEY and MR. THREAT from the strip of 8/8/08 hovers over LIGHTNING LADY and MEMO.]]
/ MISS BRADLEY (in the flashback): Were you EXPECTING this?
/ MR. THREAT (in the flashback): No. But I should have been.
/ MEMO (in the present): He didn't HAVE to. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080814.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Memo flies back to Lightning Lady in the form of a paper airplane]]
/ / Lightning Lady: You're OK! / / Lightning Lady: So, what do we know? / Memo: Threat's a minor player. He's not the spy / / Memo: He was a pawn, Sending money to Oculore. / / Lightning Lady: But did he tell you who was using him? / [[Memo flashes back to Mr. Threat telling Ms. Bradley he should have seen it coming]]
/ / Memo: He didn't have to. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080814.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[LIGHTNING LADY bursts into a room. DR. HAYNUS is there.]]
/ LIGHTNING LADY: HAYNUS! / [[She jabs HAYNUS' nose with a fingertip. Lightning crackles from her eyes and index finger. She is very angry.]]
/ LIGHTNING LADY: YOU planted Threat at CC Publishing! YOU outfitted him with the Evil Inc Power Siphon! YOU planned to make Oculore number one--with you sniffing around NUMBER TWO!
/ YOU'RE THE SPY!!! / LIGHTNING LADY: Bad...DOG! / DR. HAYNUS: You're right. / BERNADETTE LOUISE: ...and wrong.
/ [[BERNADETTE delivers a karate chop to LIGHTNING LADY, stunning her.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080815.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady dramatically bursts into Dr. Haynus' office]]
/ / Lightning Lady: Haynus! / [[Crackling with electrical energy Lightning accuses Dr. Haynus]]
/ / Lightning Lady: You planted Threat at CC Publishing! You outfitted him with the Evil Inc power siphon! You planned to make Oculore number one -- with you sniffing around number two! You're the spy!!! / / Lightning Lady: Bad... dog! / / Dr. Haynus: You're right. / [[Bernadette knocks out Lightning Lady from behind]]
/ / Bernadette: And wrong. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080815.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc...How may I harm you?
/ PHONE VOICE: It's not easy being an evil twin. / LIGHTNING LADY: Come again?
/ PHONE VOICE: No one loves an evil twin. We just show up, face unfavorable comaprisons, and before you know it--poof--out we go. / LIGHTNING LADY: Listen, evil twins are an integral part of the villain community. You guys are very important.
/ PHONE VOICE: But it's such a rigid formula. Do you know each of us is forced to grow facial hair? / LIGHTNING LADY: That's not THAT horrible. Whose evil twin ARE you anyway.
/ PHONE VOICE: Wonder Woman. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080816.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[LIGHTNING LADY is tied to a chair and gagged. DR. HAYNUS and BERNADETTE LOUISE stand in the background. The gag doesn't appear to impair LIGHTNING LADY's speech even a little bit.]]
/ LIGHTNING LADY: OK...You're innocent. The sailor knot at my throat is particularly convincing.
/ LOUISE: Just listen and we'll release you. / DR. HAYNUS: I wanted to overthrow Evil Atom so badly I could taste it...but things went wrong. I'm not the spy. / HAYNUS: Now that Oculore's in position to take over Evil Inc single-handedly (or is that single-tentacledly?) he's cut both me and Threat off. We're out.
/ LIGHTNING LADY: You've been tricked? / HAYNUS: *sigh* Sometimes they throw the ball...sometimes they just PRETEND to throw the ball. CURSE them when they just pretend... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080818.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady finds herself tied up as a prisoner of Dr. Haynus and Bernadette]]
/ / Lightning Lady: OK... You're innocent. The sailor not at my throat is particularly convincing. / Bernadette: Just listen and we'll release you. / / Dr. Haynus: I wanted to overthrow Evil Atom so badly I could taste it... But things went wrong. I'm not the spy. / / Dr. Haynus: Now that Oculore's in position to take over Evil Inc single-handedly (or is that single-tentacledly?) He's cut both me and Threat off. We're out. / Lightning Lady: You've been tricked? / / Dr. Haynus: >sigh< Sometimes they throw the ball... Sometimes they just pretend to throw the ball. Curse them when they just pretend... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080818.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[BERNADETTE LOUISE unties LIGHTNING LADY.]]
/ LIGHTNING LADY: You're UN-tying me?
/ LOUISE: Now that you know the story, we've nothing to fear. / LIGHTNING LADY: We've got to alert Evil Atom.
/ DR. HAYNUS: Unacceptable. I won't allow it. / LIGHTNING LADY: Listen, we're going to need him if we're gonna stop Oculore...Besides, it's too late. / [[EVIL ATOM looks at a MEMO-like piece of paper.]]
/ M-LPOP: Please don't shred me. / LIGHTNING LADY: Hopefully he brought enough decoys. / [[EVIL ATOM spears two copies of the "Please don't shred me" memo with a pencil, but MEMO keeps pushing more copies up onto the desk.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080819.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[No longer a threat Bernadette unties Lightning Lady]]
/ / Lightning Lady: You're un-tying me? / Bernadette: Now that you know the story, we've nothing to fear. / / Lightning Lady: We've got to alert Evil Atom. / Dr. Haynus: Unacceptable. I won't allow it. / / Lightning Lady: Listen, we're going to need him if we're gonna stop Oculore... Besides, it's too late. / [[Memo confronts Evil Atom]]
/ / Memo: Please don't shread me. / / Lightning Lady: Hopefully he brought enough decoys. / [[Evil Atom stabs a pencil through a continues string of Memos that climb onto his desk]]
/ / Memo: Please don't shread me. Please don't shread me. Please don't shread me. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080819.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[EVIL ATOM has summoned DR. HAYNUS, BERNADETTE LOUISE, DR. WHOOSH, IRON DRAGON and DESDEMONA to his office.]]
/ EVIL ATOM: There's a spy at Evil Inc. You're all here because you're all under suspicion.
/ Dr. Haynus...You've been trying to replace me for years.
/ Louise, you're his ex-wife and confidant.
/ Dr. Whoosh, you replaced Whirlie-Bird at the last minute to join my ghost board.
/ Iron Dragon, you've been a suspect from the start.
/ Desdemona, you've been making out with I.D.
/ DESDEMONA: How did you KNOW?! / EVIL ATOM (offpanel): Guys...you're NOT subtle.
/ [[We are behind DESDEMONA and IRON DRAGON. DESDEMONA's cape is on inside-out, with tag and stitching visible.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080820.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom lays out the situation before all the employees that could be spies]]
/ / Evil Atom: There's a spy at Evil Inc. You're all here because you're all under suspicion. Dr. Haynus... You've been trying to replace me for years. Louise, you're his ex-wife and confidant. Dr. Whoosh, you replaced Whirlie Bird at the last minute to join my ghost board. Iron Dragon, you've been a suspect from the start. Desdemona, you've been making out with I.D. / Desdemona: How did you know?! / [[Desdemona has a post-it-note stuck to her back]]
/ / Evil Atom: You guys are not subtle. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080820.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | DR. HAYNUS: You STILL suspect ME?!
/ EVIL ATOM: Of COURSE I do! / EVIL ATOM: You wanted so badly to keep your connection to Oculore a secret, you almost let me shred a sentient being!
/ HAYNUS: I was doing my job! The Director of Intelligence brought me those tapes!
/ LIGHTNING LADY: Who IS the Director of Intelligence? / EVIL ATOM: Ted Jenkins. I moved him up when...Oh...Oh, man...
/ When I fired his boss, Oculore... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080821.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom lays out the situation before all the employies that could be spies]]
/ / Dr. Haynus: You still suspect me?! / Evil Atom: Of course I do! / / Evil Atom: You wanted so badly to keep your connection to Oculore a secret, you almost let me shred a sentient being! / Dr. Haynus: I was doing my job! The director of intelligence brought me those tapes! / Lightning Lady: Who is the director of intelligence? / / Evil Atom: Ted Jenkins. I moved him up when.. Oh.. Oh, man.. When I fired his boss Oculore... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080821.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[EVIL ATOM, LIGHTNING LADY, IRON DRAGON, DESDEMONA and DR. HAYNUS are all running to TED JENKINS' office. LIGHTNING LADY carries MEMO. There's a flashback image of OCULORE and TED JENKINS behind them.]]
/ EVIL ATOM: Oculore touched Jenkins on the neck before he exited the building!
/ IRON DRAGON: Holy Jeez!
/ DESDEMONA: Where is he? / [[EVIL ATOM stands in JENKINS' office. JENKINS is slumped over his desk.]]
/ LIGHTNING LADY: Memo, did you read "10 ANECDOTES AS TOLD BY YOUR MOTHER" to Ted?
/ EVIL ATOM: He isn't asleep. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080822.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom flashes back to the day he fired Oculore while he and everyone else rushes to the Intel dept.]]
/ / Evil Atom: Oculore touched Jenkins on the neck before he exited the building! / Iron Dragon: Holy jeez! / Desdemona: Where is he? / [[The group finds Jenkins slumped at his desk in his office]]
/ / Lightning Lady: Memo, did you read "10 anecdotes as told by your mother" to Ted? / Evil Atom: He isn't asleep. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080822.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc...How may I harm you?
/ PHONE VOICE: I ordered the Evil Inc Guide to Extortion last week, and it hasn't arrived. / LIGHTNING LADY: For another $14.95, I can file a tracking order on the account. Since we already have your credit card on file, we can just--
/ PHONE VOICE: I already paid that much for the book! / LIGHTNING LADY: Oh, you'll get the book, but we're going to need a nine-dollar tracking fee and an operating fee of $19.99.
/ PHONE VOICE: I get it. You're extorting money from me to teach me about extortion. / LIGHTNING LADY: Very good. Now, the authorities can be kept in the dark about your newfound interest for only $29.95.
/ PHONE VOICE: That's BLACKMAIL!
/ LIGHTNING LADY: Yes, sir. Two-for-one special. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080823.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: So... TED was the spy all along??
/ EVIL ATOM: It certainly looks that way. / [[EVIL ATOM recalls OCULORE's departure. TED was there and OCULORE touched him.]]
/ EVIL ATOM: Before he left, Oculore implanted a small mind-control device on Ted's body. / EVIL ATOM: It explains a lot...like how Ted was able to get data to Oculore. / LIGHTNING LADY: It also explains his outburst at the company Christmas party. / [[Flashback. TED is hugging a bowl and weeping.]]
/ SKULLFISHBOWL: After you finish weeping over the calamari, would you pass the salt?
/ TED: I'll avenge your garlicky deaths, my babies... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080825.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom discusses the corporate espionage situation with the group of suspects after finding Ted]]
/ / Lightning lady: So... Ted was the spy all along?? / Evil Atom: It certainly looks that way. / / Evil Atom: Before he left, Oculore implanted a small, mind-control device on Ted's body. / / Evil Atom: It explains a lot... Like how Ted was able to get data to Oculore. / / Lightning Lady: It also explains his outburst at the company Christmas party. / [[A villain talks to Ted as he holds a bowl of sushi crying]]
/ / Villain: After you finish weeping over the calamari, would you pass the salt? / Ted: I'll avenge your garlicky death, my babies... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080825.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[The spy revealed, and apparently deceased, EVIL ATOM dismisses LOUISE, LIGHTNING LADY, IRON DRAGON, DESDEMONA and DR. HAYNUS.]]
/ EVIL ATOM (clapping hands): OK, folks, we've got a lot to do. Let's get back to work.
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080826.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom dismisses the group of spy suspects]]
/ / Evil Atom: OK, folks, we've got a lot to do. Let's get back to work.
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080826.html |
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