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| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | CMDR. HEROIC (narrating): The call was from my sidekick, Bug Boy... / [[Younger HEROIC is on the phone.]]
/ BUG BOY (on the other end): Commander! HELP! I've been captured by CRIME CLOWN!
/ HEROIC: Captured?! / [[A four-fingered, gloved hand holds the phone for BUG BOY.]]
/ BUG BOY: You left me tied up in an alley, you jerk! / [[Back to HEROIC.]]
/ BUG BOY: He hasn't mentioned a ransom, yet, but you'd better get over here! He's got a gun, and I'm afraid he's gonna USE it!
/ HEROIC: Put the clown on the phone. / [[CRIME CLOWN does indeed have a gun--pointed at his own head. BUG BOY is tied to a chair in the background.]]
/ HEROIC: OK, Clown, how much will you pay me to rescue him?
/ CRIME CLOWN: Just get over here or I swear I'm gonna shoot! http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081001.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Cmdr. Heroic recounts his earlier crime fighting days]]
/ / Cmdr. Heroic: The call was from my sidekick, Bug Boy... / / Bug Boy: Commander! Help! I've been captured by Crime Clown! / Cmdr. Heroic: Captured?! / / Bug Boy: You left me tied up in an alley, you jerk! / / Bug Boy: He hasn't mentioned a ransom, yet, but you'd better get over here! He's got a gun, and I'm afraid he's gonna use it! / Cmdr. Heroic: Put the clown on the phone. / [[Crime Clown points the gun at his own head]]
/ / Cmdr. Heroic: OK, clown, how much will you pay me to rescue him? / Crime Clown: Just get over here or I swear I'm gonna shoot! / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081001.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | CMDR. HEROIC: I have to leave, Captain Miller, my old chum is in trouble...
/ MILLER: Good luck...By the way... / MILLER: Why do you call him your "old chum?"
/ [[HEROIC smiles as he pictures BUG BOY about to be eaten by sharks as a SHARK-LIKE VILLAIN gloats nearby.]]
/ SHARK-LIKE VILLAIN: You'll never save him! http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081002.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Cmdr. Heroic recounts his earlier crime fighting days]]
/ / Cmdr. Heroic: I have to leave Captain Miller, my old chum is in trouble... / Miller: Good luck... By the way... / [[Cmdr. Heroic fantasizes about Bug Boy bring eaten by sharks at the hand of a shark like villain]]
/ / Miller: Why do you call him your "old chum?" / Shark like villain: You'll never save him. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081002.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Back in the present, OSCAR and CMDR. HEROIC are still enjoying their icr cream.]]
/ OSCAR: Your sidekick was captured by a top nemesis of yours and held in a hideout full of henchmen and kooky traps?! / OSCAR: How did you rescue him? / OSCAR: Gran'pa...?
/ HEROIC: Bedtime, little man... / [[They fly home.]]
/ HEROIC: I'm just a lineman for the counteee... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081003.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Cmdr. Heroic recounts his earlier crime fighting days to Oscar]]
/ / Oscar: Your sidekick was captured by a top nemesis of yours and held in a hideout full of henchmen and kooky traps?! / / Oscar: How did you rescue him? / [[Cmdr. Heroic gets up to leave]]
/ / Oscar: Gran'pa...? / Cmdr. Heroic: Bedtime, little man... / [[Cmdr. Heroic and Oscar fly home]]
/ / Cmdr. Heroic: I'm just a lineman for the counteee... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081003.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc...How may I harm you?
/ PHONE VOICE: Through a series of bad business decisions, I drove my subterranean drill-tank dealership into the ground. / LIGHTNING LADY: Naturally.
/ PHONE VOICE: I'm out tens of thousands of dollars. Do I qualify for government aid? / LIGHTNING LADY: There's your problem...you expect the government to reimburse you for your bad decisions. And that is simply NOT the case. / LIGHTNING LADY: Call back when you're able to blow a few BILLION dollars, ya lightweight. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081004.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: How's it going with Desdemona? You two still an item?
/ IRON DRAGON: Yeah...she's amaziing! I really think she might be the one... / [[He peeks around the corner at a HOT BLUE-HAIRED WOMAN.]]
/ IRON DRAGON: ...before the one... / LIGHTNING LADY: Have you looked into your fear of commitment?
/ IRON DRAGON: Fear?! I've committed DOZENS of times this summer ALONE! http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081006.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady talks to Iron Dragon about Desdemona]]
/ / Lightning Lady: How's it going with Desdemona? You two still an item? / Iron Dragon: Yeah... She's amazing! I really think she might be the one... / [[A scantly clad blue haired woman walks down the hall]]
/ / Iron Dragon: ...before the one... / / Lightning Lady: Have you looked into your fear of commitment? / Iron Dragon: Fear?! I've committed dozens of times this summer alone! / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081006.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: I thought you were dating Desdemona!
/ IRON DRAGON: I'm joking! / IRON DRAGON: Desdemona and I are getting very serious. Our only problem is that she insists on keeping "us" a secret.
/ LIGHTNING LADY: You can't blame her for being embarassed.
/ IRON DRAGON: Huh? / [[She jabs him in the chest with a finger for emphasis.]]
/ LIGHTNING LADY: You chase everything in a skirt! / IRON DRAGON: I never wore a skirt a day in my life...
/ Except that once.
/ And that was with someone I loved...
/ And her girlfriend.
/ [[LIGHTNING LADY looks like she's considering zapping him.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081007.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady gets angry about Iron Dragon's relationship commitment attitude]]
/ / Lightning Lady: I thought you were dating Desdemona! / Iron Dragon: I'm joking! / / Lightning Lady: Desdemona and I are getting very serious. Our only problem is that she insists on keeping "us" a secret. / Lightning Lady: You can't blame her for being embarrassed. / Iron Dragon: Huh? / / Lightning Lady: You chase everything in a skirt! / / Iron Dragon: I never wore a skirt a day in my life... Except that once. And that was with someone I loved... And her girlfriend. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081007.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | IRON DRAGON: Here comes that woman again.
/ LIGHTNING LADY: Wait. I KNOW her. The costume has changed, but she's a SUPER-HERO! / [[LIGHTNING LADY charges up as PHENOMENAL LASS approaches.]]
/ PHENOMENAL LASS: I'm PHENOMENAL LASS and I'm here for Evil Atom. / [[EVIL ATOM shows up just in time to prevent what would doubtless have been an impressive battle.]]
/ EVIL ATOM: I've been expecting you. / EVIL ATOM: Your appointment was for three.
/ PHENOMENAL LASS: Got caught in air traffic. Some kinda Thanagarian pride parade.
/ [[Outside, we see two THANAGARIANS fly past, waving little flags.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081008.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[The blue haired woman approaches Lightning Lady and Iron Dragon]]
/ / Iron Dragon: Here comes that woman again. / Lightning Lady: Wait. I know her. The costume has changed, but she's a super-hero! / [[Lightning Lady and Iron Dragon prepare for a fight as Phenomenal Lass confronts them]]
/ / Phenomenal Lass: I'm Phenomenal Lass and I'm here for Evil Atom. / [[Evil Atom surprises the trio]]
/ / Evil Atom: (to Phenomenal Lass) I've been expecting you / / Evil Atom: Your appointment was for three. / Phenomenal Lass: Got caught in air traffic. Some kinda Thanagarian pride parade. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081008.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[EVIL ATOM's meeting with PHENOMENAL LASS.]]
/ EVIL ATOM: You're not the first hero to ask for this, you know...We've had a revolving door installed for Mystique alone. / PHENOMENAL LASS: I'm serious about this. I want to become a super-villain. / EVIL ATOM: Howcome?
/ PHENOMENAL LASS: The usual: Broken promises, mistrust, revenge and resentment. / PHENOMENAL LASS: Besides, wearing white adds ten pounds, and it's IMPOSSIBLE to get blood stains out of. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081009.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Phenomenal Lass talks with Evil Atom in his office]]
/ / Evil Atom: You're not the first hero to ask for this, you know... We've had a revolving door installed for Mystique alone. / / Phenomenal Lass: I'm serious about this. I want to become a super-villain. / / Evil Atom: How come? / Phenomenal Lass: The usual: Broken promises, mistrust, revenge and resentment. / / Phenomenal Lass: Besides, wearing white adds ten pounds, and it's impossible to get blood stains out of. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081009.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | EVIL ATOM: Very well, Phenomenal Lass, we'll enroll you in a special training program for ex-heroes. Just sign this N.D.A. / PHENOMENAL LASS: I understand...a NON-DISCLOSURE AGREEMENT, huh? So I can't go back and share your secrets with super-heroes later? / EVIL ATOM: Actually, it's the NEO-NEMESIS DIVERSITY ACT. You agree to allow your old super-hero trademarks to be sold to a member of a desirable minority demographic. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081010.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom hands Phenomenal Lass a paper and pen]]
/ / Evil Atom: Very well, Phenomenal Lass, We'll enroll you in a special training program for ex-heroes. Just sign this N.D.A. / / Phenomenal Lass: I understand... A non-disclosure agreement, huh? So I can't go back and share your secrets with super-heroes later? / / Evil Atom: Actually, it's the Neo-Nemesis Diversity Act. You agree to allow your old super-hero trademarks to be sold to a member of a desirable minority demographic. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081010.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | EVIL INC PERSONNEL FILE: PHENOMENAL LASS
/ AGE: 23
/ HEIGHT: 5'8"
/ WEIGHT: 110 lbs.
/ FAMILY: None
/ REAL NAME: Trisha Montgomery
/ ORIGIN: An ancient goddess handed down to Trisha an ancient magic phrase that, when uttered, transformed her into a being of tremendous super power. / PARTNERSHIPS: Her ex-boyfriend is also a superhero of note. / POWERS: Super strength, flight, speed / HISTORY: She immediately became a target of every membership drive from the Legion of Justice to "Black Knight and the Castoffs." She avoided joining any of them. As a result, she became the target of many a vicious rumor aimed at her fictitious improprieties. She denies them, but has hinted that maybe--just maybe--Ocean King kisses like a guppy. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081011.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[EVIL ATOM stands in front of a blackboard on which is written SUPER-HERO TO SUPER-VILLAIN IN 12 EASY STEPS.]]
/ EVIL ATOM: Are you ready to begin? / [[He's now written STEP ONE: KNOW YOUR GOAL on the board.]]
/ PHENOMENAL LASS: What's my goal? World domination? / EVIL ATOM: It's different for everybody. Some villains are merely trying to save up for old age. / PHENOMENAL LASS: Stealing from the common good to secure one's own retirement?
/ EVIL ATOM: Think of it as Anti-social Security. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081013.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom stands before a black board reading "super-hero to super-villain in 12 easy steps" for Phenomenal Lass's villain training]]
/ / Evil Atom: Are you ready to begin? / [[Evil Atom writes on the board "Step one: know your goal"
/ / Phenomenal Lass: What's my goal? World domination? / / Evil Atom: It's different for everybody. Some villains are merely trying to save up for old age. / / Phenomenal Lass: Stealing from the common good to secure one's own retirement? / Evil Atom: Think of it as anti-social security. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081013.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | BLACKBOARD: EVIL TYPES
/ Force of Nature
/ Driven genius
/ Compulsive fanatic
/ Mercenary
/ Anti-hero
/ Misunderstood
/ PHENOMENAL LASS: None of those are particularly attractive... / PHENOMENAL LASS: I guess I could become an obsessive fanatic.
/ EVIL ATOM: I wouldn't recommend it. / EVIL ATOM: From that day forward, your every move will be dictated by that compulsion... Every crime...every clue...It's an awful lot to keep up with. / EVIL ATOM: It's like you start with a pair of fuzzy handcuffs, and next thing you know you've taken out a second mortgage to cover a custom dungeon and Italian-leather whips... / PHENOMENAL LASS: We're still talking about crime, right?
/ EVIL ATOM: Oh, in several states, absolutely... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081014.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom stands before a black board reading "Evil Types Force of Nature, Driven genius, Compulsive fanatic, Mercenary, Anti-hero, Misunderstood" for Phenomenal Lass's villain training]]
/ / Phenomenal Lass: None of them are particularly attractive... / / Phenomenal Lass: I guess I could become an obsessive fanatic. / Evil Atom: I wouldn't recommend it. / / Evil Atom: From that day forward, your every move will be dictated by that compulsion... Every crime... Every clue... It's an awful lot to keep up with. / / Evil Atom: It's like you start with a pair of fuzzy handcuffs, and next thing you know you've taken out a second mortgage to cover a custom dungeon and Italian-leather whips... / / Phenomenal Lass: We're still talking about crime, right? / Evil Atom: Oh, in several states absolutely... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081014.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | EVIL ATOM: Choosing a nemesis is one of the crucial decisions facing a super-villain. / EVIL ATOM: You must choose someone whom you compliment in your opposition. If the hero is logical, you must be crazy. If the hero is tall, you must be short. Get it? / PHENOMENAL LASS: Do you have any idea who MY nemesis might be? / [[Silent panel of the two regarding each other.]] / EVIL ATOM: If I didn't know any better, I'd say it was ME. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081015.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom trains Phenomenal Lass to be a villain]]
/ / Evil Atom: Choosing a nemesis is one of the crucial decisions facing a super-villain. / / Evil Atom: You must choose someone whom you complement in your opposition. If the hero is logical, you must be crazy. If the hero is tall, you must be short. Get it? / / Phenomenal Lass: Do you have any idea who my nemesis might be? / [[Evil Atom stares at Phenomenal Lass for a moment]] / / Evil Atom: If I didn't know any better, I'd say it was me. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081015.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[The board now reads HENCHMEN, LACKEYS, THUGS, GOONS, MINIONS.]]
/ PHENOMENAL LASS (offpanel): You mean...there's a difference? / EVIL ATOM: Certainly. For example, HENCHMEN are all-purpose utility people: Pilots, guards, technicians... / EVIL ATOM: MINIONS usually require some sort of mystical or religious connection to the leader. That's a lot of upkeep. The incense bills alone... / PHENOMENAL LASS: What if I just want to lead them with empty promises, quietly rob them blind, and blame any failures on scapegoats? / EVIL ATOM: Ahhhh...THEN you'd be wanting constituents. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081016.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom goes over the basics of super villainy with Phenomenal Lass. On a chalk board is written Henchmen, Lackeys, Thugs, Goons, Minions]]
/ / Phenomenal Lass: You mean... There's a difference? / / Evil Atom: Certainly. For example, henchmen are all-purpose utility people: pilots, guards, technicians... / / Evil Atom: Minions usually require some sort of mystic or religious connection to the leader. That's a lot of upkeep. The incense bills alone... / / Phenomenal Lass: What if I just want to lead them with empty promises, quietly rob them blind, and blame any failures on scapegoats? / / Evil Atom: Ahhhh... Then you'd be wanting constituents. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081016.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[The blackboard now says SUPER-HERO TO SUPER-VILLAIN IN TWELVE EASY STEPS.]]
/ EVIL ATOM: I think you're ready to graduate. / PHENOMENAL LASS: Wait. We've only had eleven lessons! I paid for all twelve steps!
/ EVIL ATOM: I'm sorry. I counted twelve. We're done. / EVIL ATOM: You can take me to court, but my lawyers will tie the case up for years, and you'll pay more in legal fees than you'll ever recoup if you win. Which you won't. / PHENOMENAL LASS: That's mean, dishonest and sneaky. One of these days I'll find a way to get even.
/ EVIL ATOM: AAAND TWELVE. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081017.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom goes over the basics of super villainy with Phenomenal Lass. On a chalk board is written Super-hero to Super-villain in twelve easy steps]]
/ / Evil Atom: I think you're ready to graduate. / / Phenomenal Lass: Wait. We've had only eleven lessons! I paid for all twelve steps! / Evil Atom: I'm sorry. I counted twelve. We're done. / / Evil Atom: You can take me to court, but my lawyers will tie the case up for years, and you'll pay more in legal fees than you'll recoup if you win. Which you won't. / / Phenomenal Lass: That's mean, dishonest and sneaky. One of these day's I'll find a way to get even. / Evil Atom: Aaand twelve. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081017.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc...How may I harm you? / PHONE VOICE: When I bought the Evil Inc Cranial Excavator, it was listed at $89.99. / PHONE VOICE: When it arrived, I discovered I'd been charged $145! What gives?!
/ LIGHTNING LADY: Simple... / LIGHTNING LADY: $10 in handling taxes, $12 state transport fee, $10 packaging charge, $13 user fee, and, of course, a $10 sin tax.
/ PHONE VOICE: But if you KNEW about those extras, why did you LIST it at $89.99?! I should sue! / LIGHTNING LADY: What are you going to sue us for? It's a perfectly legal business practice...
/ PHONE VOICE: COPYRIGHT infringement!
/ I own a hotel! http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081018.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | IRON DRAGON: Desdemona...I need you to--
/ DESDEMONA: Another "coffee break?"... / DESDEMONA: We have to stop doing this! Do you know how much coffee I've had to drink just to COVER our little trysts? / DESDEMONA: Last Wednesday, my entire body started vibrating uncontrollably from all the caffeine!
/ IRON DRAGON: You shoulda called me! / DESDEMONA: You mean you actually know how to STOP that?
/ [[She's looking skeptical.]]
/ IRON DRAGON (grinning): Nope. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081020.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Iron Dragon approaches Desdemona at her desk]]
/ / Iron Dragon: Desdemona... I need you to-- / Desdemona: Another "coffee break"?... / / Desdemona: We have to stop doing this! Do you know how much coffee I've had to drink just to cover our little trysts? / / Desdemona: Last Wednesday, my entire body started vibrating uncontrollably from all the caffeine! / Iron Dragon: You shoulda called me! / / Desdemona: You mean you actually know how to stop that?! / Iron Dragon: Nope. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081020.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[IRON DRAGON and DESDEMONA emerge from the janitor's closet.]]
/ DESDEMONA: We have to stop doing this... / IRON DRAGON: I know...We've been in so many janitor closets I'm beginning to...RESPOND...to the smell of ammonia!
/ DESDEMONA: No...we have to STOP. / IRON DRAGON: Is this about Brock? I thought you two had stopped dating!
/ DESDEMONA: We DID...kinda... / DESDEMONA: We're engaged. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081021.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Iron Dragon peaks out form the janitors closet]]
/ / Desdemona: We have to stop doing this... / / Iron Dragon: I know... We've been in so many janitor closets I'm beginning to... respond... to the smell of ammonia! / Desdemona: No... We have to stop. / / Iron Dragon: Is that about Brock? I thought you two had stopped dating! / Desdemona: We did... Kinda... / / Desdemona: We're engaged. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081021.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | DESDEMONA: It's not what you think!
/ IRON DRAGON: So it's to be an INFORMAL marriage?! / DESDEMONA: No...It's not my choice. It's my father's choice...
/ IRON DRAGON: An ARRANGED marriage?! / IRON DRAGON: What are you...? So much LIVESTOCK to be bartered and traded? I'll speak to your father. He can't treat you like an OBJECT! / DESDEMONA: You'd do that for ME?!
/ IRON DRAGON: Of course! You're my GIRL! http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081022.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Desdemona stops Iron Dragon from walking away angrily after she tell him she's engaged]]
/ / Desdemona: It's not what you think! / Iron Dragon: So it's to be an informal marriage?! / / Desdemona: No... It's not my choice. It's my fathers' choice... / Iron Dragon: An arranged marriage?! / / Iron Dragon: What are you...? So much livestock to be bartered and traded? I'll speak to your father. He can't treat you like an object! / / Desdemona: You'd do that for me?! / Iron Dragon: Of course! You're my girl! / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081022.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | IRON DRAGON: Take me to your father! Maybe I can reason with him! / IRON DRAGON: After all...ARRANGED MARRIAGES! I mean--it's not the Dark Ages! We're not in medieval times!
/ DESDEMONA: He's older than that. / [[They enter a cave.]]
/ IRON DRAGON: What's he older than--? The Dark Ages? / DESDEMONA: "Time." / [[Silent panel as they walk through the cave. IRON DRAGON looks around. We see an opening at the other end.]] / [[IRON DRAGON and DESDEMONA on the shore of the River Styx. CHARON's boat draws near.]]
/ IRON DRAGON: So THAT'S what brimstone smells like... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081023.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Iron Dragon resolves to get Desdemona out of her arranged marriage]]
/ / Iron Dragon: Take me to your father! Maybe I can reason with him! / / Iron Dragon: After all... Arranged marriages! I mean -- It's not the dark ages! We're not in medieval times! / Desdemona: He's older then that. / [[Desdemona and Iron Dragon approach a cave]]
/ / Iron Dragon: What's he older than--? The dark ages? / / Desdemona: "Time." / [[Iron Dragon looks over his shoulder as they walk down the cave like tunnel]] / [[Iron Dragon and Desdemona approach a boat carrying a cloaked figure floating on a pale red rive]]
/ / Iron Dragon: So that's what brimstone smells like... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081023.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[IRON DRAGON and DESDEMONA are riding CHARON's boat along the River Styx.]]
/ IRON DRAGON: Your father is the Devil...
/ DESDEMONA: Oh no...He's not THE Devil... / DESDEMONA: He's the regional manager in charge of the district we live in.
/ IRON DRAGON: Devils have districts?! / DESDEMONA: Sure! In fact, his region recently decreased in size due to some REdistricting!
/ IRON DRAGON: Really? How much did he lose? / DESDEMONA: Pluto.
/ IRON DRAGON: Your father is the Devil... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081024.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | IRON DRAGON: Your father is the devil...
/ DESDEMONA: Oh no...He's not THE Devil... / DESDEMONA: He's the regional manager in charge of the district we live in.
/ IRON DRAGON: Devils have districts?! / DESDEMONA: Sure! In fact, his region recently decreased in size due to some REdistricting!
/ IRON DRAGON: Really? How much did he lose? / DESDEMONA: Pluto.
/ IRON DRAGON: Your father is the Devil... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081024.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc...How may I harm you? / PHONE VOICE: I have a question...Why does the Evil Inc Death-Ray Gun have a safety? / PHONE VOICE: I mean...does anyone who uses a death-ray gun REALLY have an interest in SAFETY? / LIGHTNING LADY: Same reason we ship torture equipment with OSHA guidelines...We know that doing it makes us look dumb... / LIGHTNING LADY: ...but NOT doing it makes us LIABLE.
/ And we're not as dumb as we look. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081025.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc...How may I harm you? / PHONE VOICE: I have a question...why does the Evil Inc Death-Ray Gun have a safety? / PHONE VOICE: I mean...Does anyone who uses a death-ray gun REALLY have an interest in SAFETY? / LIGHTNING LADY: Same reason we ship torture equipment with OSHA guidelines...We know that doing it makes us look dumb... / LIGHTNING LADY: ...but NOT doing it makes us LIABLE.
/ And we're not as dumb as we look. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081025.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[CHARON heads his boat into a tunnel.]] / [[The boat passes a choir of little demons, all armed with various implements of destruction. In the foreground, one little demon is choking another. And they are all singing...]]
/ DEMONS: It's a world of horror, a world of tears; it's a world of blood, it's a world of fear; There's so much that will scare; That it's time we beware; It's a netherworld after all! It's a netherworld after all, it's a netherworld after all, it's a netherworld after all, It's a nether, nether, world...
/ It takes just one shot from a well-aimed gun and your smile will fade to a sullen one; so it's time to decide to buried or fried; It's a nether, nether world... / IRON DRAGON: Say, your dad has a great sense of humor!
/ DESDEMONA: Everybody says that in the first hour... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081027.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[CHARON's boat emerges from the tunnel.]] / [[IRON DRAGON has an arm around his shoulder.]]
/ IRON DRAGON: I thought we'd never get through that horrible, horrible tunnel... / [[He realizes DESDEMONA is sitting across from him, not beside him. The arm isn't hers.]] / [[IRON DRAGON freaks at the realization that it's a disembodied arm.]]
/ IRON DRAGON: EEK!
/ DESDEMONA: That happens a lot... / [[IRON DRAGON tosses the arm away.]]
/ DESDEMONA: Ho, boy...
/ CHARON: Hey! / CHARON: Please keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle until it comes to a complete stop.
/ DESDEMONA: He lives to do that. So to speak... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081028.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | CHARON: It's good to see you again, Desdemona. Here to see the old man? / DESDEMONA (offpanel): Yeah...It's about that stupid arranged marriage...
/ CHARON: Ah, and this young buck is going to intervene on your behalf? / [[They disembark. CHARON holds up a tape measure behind IRON DRAGON.]]
/ DESDEMONA: Come on, Iron Dragon...This way... / CHARON: I'll leave the meter running. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081029.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Overhead shot of a busy street in Hades.]]
/ IRON DRAGON: So... this is the Underworld, eh? / [[IRON DRAGON reads a newspaper in front of a newsstand called NETHERNEWS.]]
/ IRON DRAGON: Look at this...corrupt politicians...war...corporate greed...a poisonous environment...rampant crime...and an impotent educational system...
/ [[On the back page of the paper, we see headlines: MAD BOMBER STRIKES AGAIN and ORPHANAGE FORECLOSURES ON THE RISE.]] / DESDEMONA: Things aren't as bad as all that...
/ IRON DRAGON: How can you say that? / DESDEMONA: You've got the wrong paper...
/ [[She holds a copy of the HADES JOURNAL. with headlines reading ANOTHER HEAT WAVE/DUH and I GOT YOUR AC RIGHT HERE. IRON DRAGON is actually holding the FAIRMOUNT JOURNAL, whose front-page headline is CONGRESS VOTES FOR RAISE.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081030.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[DESDEMONA and IRON DRAGON approach an office building.]]
/ DESDEMONA: My dad's office is in there... / [[There's a security checkpoint with a metal detector and a big sign saying PLEASE REMOVE ALL WEAPONS.]] / [[IRON DRAGON surrenders a handgun. He has a big smile, the very picture of cooperation.]]
/ SECURITY DEMON: Tut-tut...This will NEVER do. / [[The SECURITY DEMON produces an enormous blaster and offers it to IRON DRAGON.]] / [[IRON DRAGON walks away, carrying the enormous blaster. The SECURITY DEMON waves to him.]]
/ SECURITY DEMON: Good luck, kid. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081031.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc...How may I harm you?
/ PHONE VOICE: My mind-control device is defective. / PHONE VOICE: Instead of allowing me to place my thoughts into the wearer, it instills the OPPOSITE thoughts. / LIGHTNING LADY: Let's troubleshoot. Put the device on your head.
/ PHONE VOICE: OK. Ready. / LIGHTNING LADY: You're very unhappy with your purchase, aren't you?
/ PHONE VOICE: Thrilled! Just called to say 'Keep up the good work!'
/ LIGHTNING LADY: Hey! It really IS broken! / PHONE VOICE: Exactly! That's why I want to buy a dozen more!
/ LIGHTNING LADY: What can I say? The customer's always wrong... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081101.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[DESDEMONA and IRON DRAGON in the elevator.]]
/ DESDEMONA: This is my dad's floor. Now don't lose your temper.
/ IRON DRAGON: Don't worry. I'll be as cool as a cucumber. / [[The elevator opens and they're greeted by LLOYD, a demon in a sharp purple suit.]]
/ LLOYD: We've been expecting you. / [[IRON DRAGON advances on LLOYD and pokes him in the chest. DESDEMONA is mortified.]]
/ IRON DRAGON: How DARE you treat your daughter like a possession?! This arranged marriage cannot be allowed! / LLOYD: WELL aren't we precious!
/ DESDEMONA: Tell Dad we're here to see him, Lloyd. / IRON DRAGON: Wait...he's...but...
/ DESDEMONA: Cool as a cucumber, eh?
/ LLOYD: And almost as smart! http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081103.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Desdemona and Iron Dragon ride an elevator up to Desdemona's father's office to confront him about her arranged marriage]]
/ / Desdemona: This is my dad's floor. Now don't lose your temper. / Iron Dragon: Don't worry. I'll be as cool as a cucumber. / [[The elevator door opens to an office and a devil in a business suit greats them]]
/ / Devil: We've been expecting you. / [[Iron Dragon rushes forward and confronts the devil much to Desdemona's embarrassment]]
/ / Iron Dragon: How dare you treat your daughter like a possession?! This arranged marriage cannot be allowed! / / Devil: Well aren't we precious! / Desdemona: Tell dad we're here to see him, Lloyd. / / Iron Dragon: Wait... But... He's... / Desdemona: Cool as a cucumber, eh? / Lloyd: And almost as smart. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081103.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[LLOYD ushers IRON DRAGON and DESDEMONA into the office of MR. CIFER, DESDEMONA's father.]]
/ LLOYD: Mister Cifer will see you now. (Go get 'em, Buckshot.) / [[LOU CIFER {{It is "Lou Cifer," right?}} is sitting at his desk, facing out the window so his back is to us. He's on the phone.]]
/ CIFER: It's just one, little factory. A little run-off into the water supply. Besides, how expensive is it going to be to have it hauled away?
/ You'd probably have to fire people to offset the expense! And everyone buys bottled water these days anyway!
/ See? I knew you'd see it my way. I'm coming over in March. Let's get together for drinks... / [[Reverse angle so we see LOU CIFER. He looks middle-aged, bald on top with glasses. He wears a light-blue suit and a pink tie and has a pencil tucked behind one ear.]]
/ CIFER: ...in another city... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081104.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lloyd shows Desdemona and Iron Dragon into Desdemona's father's office]]
/ / Lloyd: Mister Cifer will see you now. (Go get 'em, buckshot.) / [[Desdemona's father talks on the phone]]
/ / Cifer: It's just one, little factory. A little run-off into the water supply. Besides, how expensive is it going to be to have it hauled away? You'd probably have to fire people to offset the expense! And everyone buys bottled water these days anyway! See? I knew you'd see it my way. I'm coming over in March. Let's get together for drinks... / / Cifer: ...In another city... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081104.html |
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