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| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | DESDEMONA: Daddy, this is Iron Dragon...from work...
/ IRON DRAGON: Sir...About this arranged marriage... / LOU CIFER: Sorry, kid. Done deal. I lost that bet, fair and square.
/ IRON DRAGON: You put your DAUGHTER up in a BET?! / LOU CIFER: Don't judge me. It's how her mother and I wound up together. I had a line on the 1984 Presidential election. / LOU CIFER: I had Mondale. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081105.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Desdemona introduces Iron Dragon to her father]]
/ / Desdemona: Daddy, this is Iron Dragon... From work... / Iron Dragon: Sir... About this arranged marriage... / / Cifer: Sorry, kid. Done deal. I lost that bet, fair and square. / Iron Dragon: You put your daughter up in a bet?! / / Cifer: Don't judge me. It's how her mother and I wound up together. I had a line on the 1984 presidential election. / / Cifer: I had Mondale. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081105.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | IRON DRAGON: I didn't know you actually lost bets--except in that Charlie Daniels song...
/ LOU CIFER: Ooh. I HATE that song. / LOU CIFER: "Devil went down to Georgia, looking for a soul to steal"...Do I look like I need to STEAL souls? I'm not exactly having trouble putting butts in seats down here. / LOU CIFER: Heck...We had to build an annex just for CEOs of investment banks. / LOU CIFER: And in another month, we'll have a facility dedicated to people who type "That's so random!" on YouTube comments. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081106.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Iron Dragon to Desdemona's father]]
/ / Iron Dragon: I didn't know you actually lost bets -- except in that Charlie Daniels song... / Cifer: Ooh. I hate that song. / / Cifer: "Devil Went Down to Georgia, Looking for a Soul to Steal"... Do I look like I need to steal souls? I'm not exactly having trouble putting butts in seats down here. / / Cifer: Heck... We had to build an annex just for CEOs of investment banks. / / Cifer: And in another month, we'll have a facility dedicated to people who type "That's so random!" on YouTube comments. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081106.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | DESDEMONA: But, Daddy...I don't want to marry Brock... / LOU CIFER: I REALIZE that, but the contract clearly states: If I lose the bet, my daughter becomes betrothed to the worst super-villain in Fairmount City...and that's Brock. / IRON DRAGON: OK...I have to know...What was the bet?
/ LOU CIFER: A demi-wraith bet me I couldn't stop gambling. / IRON DRAGON: And you lost--
/ LOU CIFER: --as soon as I took the bet, yes. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081107.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Desdemona and Iron Dragon discuss her arranged marriage with Desdemona's father]]
/ / Desdemona: But, daddy... I don't want to marry Brock... / / Cifer: I realize that, but the contract clearly states: If I lose the bet, my daughter becomes betrothed to the worst super-villain in Fairmount city... And that's Brock. / / Iron Dragon: OK... I have to know... What was the bet? / Cifer: A demiwraith bet me I couldn't stop gambling. / / Iron Dragon: And you lost-- / Cifer: -- As soon as I took the bet, yes. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081107.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Inc. Personnel File: Charon]]
/ / : Personnel File: Charon
/ Real Name: Charon
/ Origin: Charon trained as a grim reaper, but that's a union job. The guy holding that post had centuries of seniority, so he bid-in on the ferryman job on the river Styx.
/ History: Char's role in history has been on the sidelines. Among chauffeurs, however, he's legend.
/ Partnerships: Cerberus, the dragon-tailed dog; Eddie, the coin-star machine guy.
/ Powers: Despite his title, he does not have little bug wings or pixie dust. In fact, short of steering the boat, he's rather powerless. Nonetheless, where anyone can tell you to go to Hades, only he knows the best way to avoid traffic.
/ Age: Timeless
/ Height: 6'8"
/ Weight: 20 lbs.
/ Family: Father Erebus and mother Nyx http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081108.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | IRON DRAGON: You've promised your daughter to the worst super-villain in Fairmount? And that's BROCK?!
/ LOU CIFER: By our records, yes. / IRON DRAGON: Not Lex? Or one of the doctors? Or Evil Atom?! / LOU CIFER: Brock is the worst super-villain available. Those other guys are either attached, too old, or gay. / IRON DRAGON: Gay VILLAINS? I never knew!
/ LOU CIFER: You'd be surprised at the number of nemeses who have no problem whatsoever with the "narrow" part of "straight and narrow." http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081110.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Iron Dragon discusses Desdemona's arranged marriage with her father]]
/ / Iron Dragon: You've promised your daughter to the worst super-villain in Fairmount? And that's Brock?! / Cifer: By our records, yes. / / Iron Dragon: Not Lex? Or one of the doctors? Or Evil Atom?! / / Cifer: Brock is the worst super-villain available. Those other guys are either attached, too old, or gay. / / Iron Dragon: Gay villains? I never knew! / / Cifer: You'd be surprised at the number of nemeses who have no problem whatsoever with the "narrow" part of "straight and narrow." / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081110.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | IRON DRAGON: How horrible! My harmonious homelife hanstrung by a handsome henchman! / IRON DRAGON: My heart-of-hearts is getting hitched and I'm helpless to halt this unholy husbandry! / LOU CIFER: Please stop...I can't take your...your...your...
/ IRON DRAGON: My hysteria? My heinous histrionics? Harrowing hollering?! / LOU CIFER: Your halitosis.
/ IRON DRAGON (covering his mouth): How horrible. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081111.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Iron Dragon rants about Desdemona's arranged marriage to her father]]
/ / Iron Dragon: How horrible! My harmonious homelife hamstrung by a handsome henchman! / / Iron Dragon: My heart-of-hearts is getting hitched and I'm helpless to halt this unholy husbandry! / / Cifer: Please stop... I can't take your... Your... Your... / Iron Dragon: My hysteria? My heinous histrionics? Harrowing hollering?! / [[Cifer waves a hand in front of his nose and Iron Dragon covers his mouth]]
/ / Cifer: Your Halitosis. / Iron Dragon: How horrible. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081111.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[IRON DRAGON hugs DESDEMONA.]]
/ IRON DRAGON: I tried, Des...it looks like the worst man won!
/ LOU CIFER: You're a good sport...I only hope Brock is as classy when he finds out. / IRON DRAGON: Wait. He doesn't know yet? When is it official? / [[Inset panel of a red rose, sparkling with magic.]]
/ LOU CIFER: When the last petal falls off this rose. / IRON DRAGON (holding the rose): HEY! We have LOTS of time! / [[Most of the petals fall of the rose, landing in a heap at his feet.]]
/ DESDEMONA: We have to talk about your breath... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081112.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Iron Dragon comforts Desdemona about her arranged marriage situation]]
/ / Iron Dragon: I tried, Des... It looks like the worst man won! / Cifer: You're a good sport... I only hope Brock is as classy when he finds out. / / Iron Dragon: Wait. He doesn't know yet? When is it official? / [[A rose shimmers, resembling the rose form Beauty and the Beast]]
/ / Desdemona: When the last petal falls off this rose. / [[Iron Dragon holds the rose up happy that it is mostly intact]]
/ / Iron Dragon: Hey! We have lots of time! / [[Petals start falling off the rose like crazy]]
/ / Desdemona: We have to talk about your breath... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081112.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[DESDEMONA and IRON DRAGON are back on CHARON's boat.]]
/ DESDEMONA: How did you find my father?
/ IRON DRAGON: I looked next to the stack of skulls and there he was... / DESDEMONA: Seriously...What did you think of him?
/ IRON DRAGON: He's OK for the living embodiment of pure evil. / DESDEMONA: I think he approves of you.
/ IRON DRAGON: How do you know? / DESDEMONA: You still have your face.
/ CHARON: How is your sister, Des? I hear she's going out with some new guy whose condoms don't fall out of his pockets when he comes to pick her up... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081113.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Iron Dragon and Desdemona ride back across the river Styx on Charon's ferry]]
/ / Desdemona: How did you find my father? / Iron Dragon: I looked next to the stack of skulls and there he was. / / Desdemona: Seriously... What did you think if him? / Iron Dragon: He's OK for the living embodiment of pure evil. / / Desdemona: I think he approves of you. / Iron Dragon: How do you know? / / Desdemona: You still have your face. / Charon: How is your sister, Des? I hear she's going out with some new guy whose condoms don't fall out of his pockets when he comes to pick her up... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081113.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | CAPTION: Later, at Evil Inc HQ... / DESDEMONA: I still don't understand what you think you're gonna do...
/ IRON DRAGON: Simple... / IRON DRAGON: If I need to be the worst super-villain to marry you, I'm going to have to pull off the most amazing feat of villainy the world has ever seen. / DESDEMONA: You do realize that after being bailed out to the tune of $85 billion in taxpayer money, executives at AIG treated themselves to a $400,000 retreat.
/ IRON DRAGON: Um...Really?? http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081114.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Later at Evil HQ]] / / Desdemona: I still don't understand what you think you're gonna do... / Iron Dragon: Simple... / / Iron Dragon: If I need to be the worst super-villain to marry you, I'm going to have to pull off the most amazing feat of villainy the world has ever seen. / / Desdemona: You do realize that after being bailed out to the tune of $85 billion in taxpayer money, executives at AGI treated themselves to a $400,000 retreat. / Iron Dragon: Um... Really?? / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081114.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc...How may I harm you?
/ BOOGEY MAN (on phone): This is the Boogey Man. / BOOGEY MAN: I purchased an Evil Inc Age Ray, and I have a bit of a problem. / BOOGEY MAN: It went off accidentally and now I'm about seven years old. Is it reversable? / LIGHTNING LADY: No, but look on the bright side. Knowing what you know, you're going to be a tremendous villain when you grow up again.
/ BOOGEY MAN: I don't think so. / LIGHTNING LADY: Why not?
/ BOOGEY MAN: I'm scared to death of myself. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081115.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady answers the phone at Evil Inc's reception desk]]
/ / Lightning Lady: Evil Inc... How may I harm you? / Caller: This is the Boogy Man. / / Boogy Man: I purchased an Evil Inc age ray, and I have a bit of a problem. / / Boogy Man: It went off accidentally and now I'm about seven years old. Is it reversible? / / Lightning Lady: No, but look at the bright side. Knowing what you know, you're going to be a tremendous villain when you grow up again. / Boogy Man: I don't think so. / / Lightning Lady: Why not? / Boogy Man: I'm scared to death of myself. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081115.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Exterior, Evil Inc. offices.]]
/ MISS MATCH: Dr. Muskiday, our friend here needs to pull off some massive evil. Do you have anything? / [[In MUSKIDAY's office are MISS MATCH and IRON DRAGON.]]
/ MUSKIDAY: Why yes...We've been making some tremendous strides in evil technology. / MUSKIDAY: Just last week, we implanted a 30-ton nuke into the rectum of a mime in Central Park. / IRON DRAGON: That's not so evil...
/ MUSKIDAY: Tell that to the mime. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081117.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Iron Dragon and Ms. Match consult Dr. Muskiday back at Evil Inc.]]
/ / Ms. Match: Dr. Muskiday, our friend here needs to pull off some massive evil. Do you have anything? / / Dr. Muskiday: Why yes... We've been making some tremendous strides in evil technology. / / Dr. Muskiday: Just last week, we implanted a 30-ton nuke into the rectum of a mime in central park. / / Iron Dragon: That's not so evil... / Dr. Muskiday: Tell that to the mime. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081117.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[MISS MATCH and IRON DRAGON are watching a demonstration of one of DR. MUSKIDAY's creations. In the test chamber, a man approaches an ATM.]]
/ MISS MATCH: This is an evil device?
/ MUSKIDAY: Watch him swipe his card. / [[Closeup of ATM screen.]]
/ SCREEN: $2 FEE
/ DO YOU ACCEPT? / MISS MATCH: Evil, true...but the ATM fee is widely accepted.
/ IRON DRAGON: And $2? It's WAY higher in gentlemen's clubs.
/ I'm told.
/ MUSKIDAY: Wait for it... / < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081118.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Iron Dragon and Ms. Match observe a demonstration of Dr. Muskiday's evil gadgets.]]
/ / Ms. Match: This is an evil device? / Dr. Muskiday: Watch him swipe his card. / [[The ATM reads $2 fee do you accept?]] / / Ms. Match: Evil, true... But the ATM fee is largely accepted. / Iron Dragon: And $2? It's way higher in gentleman's clubs. I'm told. / Dr. Muskiday: Wait for it... / < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081118.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[IRON DRAGON strikes a pose and shouts...]]
/ IRON DRAGON: HEAR me, Fairmount! If my demands aren't met, I'll dump this POISON in the reservoir! / [[Closeup of IRON DRAGON smiling evilly.]]
/ VOICE (offpanel): HEY!
/ ANOTHER VOICE (also offpanel): STOP HIM! / [[A WORKER comes up to IRON DRAGON.]]
/ WORKER: You're stepping on our hose, pal... / [[IRON DRAGON steps off the hose leading to a giant exhaust pipe. Nasty brown effluent is gushing from the pipe directly into the reservoir. We see the hose leads back to an industrial building of some sort.]]
/ IRON DRAGON: Aw, CRUD!
/ WORKER: Nope, crud's on Tuesday. Today, it's...well..
/ IRON DRAGON: Aw, S#!+
/ WORKER: Exactly. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081119.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Iron Dragon attempts a dramatic act of evil]]
/ / Iron Dragon: Here me, Fairmount! If my demands aren't met, I'll dump this poison in the reservoir! / / Unidentified Individual: Hey! Stop him! / [[A factory worker walks up]]
/ / Worker: You're stepping on our hose, pal... / [[Iron Dragon jumps off a sludge dumping hose leading from a factory to the reservoir]]
/ / Iron Dragon: Aw, crud! / Worker: Nope, crud's on Tuesday. Today, it's... Well... / Iron Dragon: Aw, $#!+ / Worker: Exactly. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081119.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[IRON DRAGON and DESDEMONA sit on a ledge high above the street.]]
/ IRON DRAGON: I failed. I haven't been able to pull off one act of evil. / [[He puts his arm around her.]]
/ IRON DRAGON: I'm going to miss you, Dessie...
/ DESDEMONA: Oh, Iron Dragon... / [[Camera pulls way back as they embrace.]] / [[IRON DRAGON is startled by a hand on his shoulder. The hand is dark red, with a skull ring on one finger.]]
/ VOICE (offpanel): Good job, kiddo. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081120.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Iron Dragon and Desdemona sit on a rooftop overlooking the city]]
/ / Iron Dragon: I failed. I haven't been able to pull of one act of evil. / / Iron Dragon: I'm going to miss you, Dessie... / Desdemona: Oh, Iron Dragon... / [[Iron Dragon and Desdemona share a sorrowful kiss]] / [[Iron Dragon is surprised by Cifer's hand on his shoulder]]
/ / Cifer: Good job, kiddo. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081120.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[DESDEMONA is delighted. LOU CIFER looks over the contract.]]
/ DESDEMONA: Do you mean it?
/ LOU CIFER: The contract says you're to marry the worst villain on the planet. / LOU CIFER: ...and this kid stinks on ice at being a nemesis.
/ IRON DRAGON: You can DO that? / LOU CIFER: I CAN and DID. Y'see, kid, I'm the Devil, and there's one thing I can't resist...
/ [[DESDEMONA leaps into IRON DRAGON's arms. Both are overjoyed.]] / [[Suddenly IRON DRAGON has an "Oh-my-God-what-have-I-done?" grin as LOU CIFER walks away.]]
/ IRON DRAGON (thought): Married...
/ LOU CIFER: ...it's the ironic twist ending. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081121.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc...How may I harm you?
/ PHONE VOICE: I have a complaint about the Evil Inc Cordless Phone I bought. / PHONE VOICE: It has a cord on it, plain as day.
/ LIGHTNING LADY: Ah, we must have sent you a "Do-It-Yourselfer." / PHONE VOICE: Huh?
/ LIGHTNING LADY: Do you have scissors? Go ahead and cut the cord off. I'll wait. / [[Silent panel of LIGHTNING LADY waiting.]] / [[Same as previous panel.]]
/ PHONE VOICE: *Bzzzzzzzz* / LIGHTNING LADY: I love my job. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081122.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady answers the phone at Evil Inc's reception desk]]
/ / Lightning Lady: Evil Inc... How may I harm you? / Caller: I have a complaint about the Evil Inc cordless phone I bought. / / Caller: It has a cord on it, plain as day. / Lightning Lady: Ah, we must have sent you a "do-it-yourselfer." / / Caller: Huh? / Lightning Lady: Do you have scissors? Go ahead and cut the cord off. I'll wait. / [[Lightning Lady waits silently]] / / Phone line: >Bzzzzzzzz< / / Lightning Lady: I love my job. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081122.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | KATE STRAFE (MRS. EVIL ATOM): That tooth has been hurting you for weeks. Why don't you have it taken care of? / EVIL ATOM: You just don't understand VILLAINS...Whenever we're going to have something "TAKEN CARE OF," it usually means that the SOMETHING will be GONE for good. / KATE: So... Even though it's causing you pain, you don't want to remove it COMPLETELY because it's a PART of you. / EVIL ATOM: Say...Maybe you DO understand villains after all...
/ KATE: No. But I DO understand WIVES. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081124.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom sits at home rubbing his aching jaw]]
/ / Kate: That tooth has been hurting you for weeks. Why don't you have it taken care of? / / Evil Atom: You just don't understand villains... Whenever we're going to have something "taken care of," It usually means that the something will be gone for good. / / Kate: So... Even though it's causing you pain, you don't want to remove it completely because it's a part of you. / / Evil Atom: Say... Maybe you do understand villains after all... ? Evil Atom: No. But I do understand wives. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081124.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[EVIL ATOM is at the dentist's office, in the waiting area. Horrible sounds echo through the office.]]
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081125.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom sits at the dentists trying to read a magazine while a drill revs away in the background]]
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081125.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[EVIL ATOM is in the destist's chair.]]
/ DENTIST: ...of course, my 401k took a hit...
/ EVIL ATOM (trying to talk around dental tools): Mgglphh... / DENTIST: Sure, I diversified, but it didn't matter...
/ EVIL ATOM: Glchhk mdss phggbb / DENTIST: Heh. Good point. Rinse. / EVIL ATOM: Do you have an IRA?
/ DENTIST: Huh? / EVIL ATOM: IRA...Individual Retirement Account...
/ DENTIST: I'm sorry...I don't understand... / [[DENTIST put a finger in EVIL ATOM's mouth.]]
/ EVIL ATOM: Mmmphh ugghh awwww aiiihhh pfft.
/ DENTIST: Sure...but I can only shelter so much money into an account like that... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081126.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom sits in a dentist chair having his teeth cleaned]]
/ / Dental technician: ...Of course, my 401k took a hit... / Evil Atom: Mgglphh... / / Dental technician: Sure, I diversified, But it didn't matter... / Evil Atom: Glchhk mdss phggb / / Dental technician: heh. Good point. Rinse. / / Evil Atom: Do you have an IRA? / Dental technician: Huh? / / Evil Atom: IRA... Individual Retirement Account... / Dental technician: I'm sorry... I don't understand... / [[The dental technician puts his hand back in Evil Atoms mouth]]
/ / Evil Atom: Mmmphh ugghh awwww aiihhh pfft. / Dental technician: Sure... But I can only shelter so much money into an account like that... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081126.html |
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| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[At long last, the DENTIST's work is done.]]
/ DENTIST (offpanel): OK...All finished... / EVIL ATOM: That was...excruciatingly painful... / DENTIST: But...Mister Atom...I offered you a local anesthetic...
/ EVIL ATOM: My good man... / EVIL ATOM: I NEVER do domestic... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081128.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[The dentist finishes his work on Evil Atoms teeth]]
/ / Dentist: OK... All finished... / / Evil Atom: That was... Excruciatingly painful... / / Dentists: But... Mister Atom... I offered you a local anesthetic... / Evil Atom: My good man... / / Evil Atom: I never do domestic... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081128.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc...How may I harm you?
/ PHONE VOICE: I want my money back on my purchase of Evil Inc Death Potion. / LIGHTNING LADY: I'm sorry. No returns of potions.
/ PHONE VOICE: How was I supposed to know that? / LIGHTNING LADY: We have signs in every store.
/ PHONE VOICE: Well, I'm illiterate. And no one explained it to me verbally. / LIGHTNING LADY: How was the salesperson supposed to know you're illiterate? / PHONE VOICE: I have a T-shirt that says I'm illiterate in plain English. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081129.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[DR. MUSKIDAY gets a phone call from DR. HAYNUS.]]
/ HAYNUS: Muskiday, can I see you in my office?
/ MUSKIDAY: Depends. Do you have the power of precognition? / MUSKIDAY: Rhetorical. Got it. / [[MUSKIDAY heads off down the hall.]]
/ MUSKIDAY: Sounds like he was thwarted last night and wants to lick his wounds. / [[MUSKIDAY opens the door to HAYNUS' office. Both HAYNUS' brain and the dog it's mounted on are wearing those big plastic collars to prevent them from biting or scratching. The dog is happily wagging its tail.]]
/ HAYNUS: We have to talk. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081201.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dr. Muskiday gets a call from Dr. Haynus]]
/ / Dr. Haynus: Muskiday, can I see you in my office? / Dr. Muskiday: Depends. Do you have the power of precognition? / / Dr. Muskiday: Rhetorical. Got it. / [[Dr. Muskiday heads to Dr. Haynus' office]]
/ / Dr. Muskiday: Sounds like he was thwarted last night and wants to lick his wounds. / [[Dr. Muskiday finds both Scruffy and Dr. Haynus wearing cones]]
/ / Dr. Haynus: We have to talk. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081201.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | MUSKIDAY: What's going on here?
/ HAYNUS: You know the old joke about the dog chasing the car? / HAYNUS: "What happens if he catches it?" / [[SCRUFFY/HAYNUS chasing a truck.]]
/ HAYNUS (narrating): "I found out." / HAYNUS: "Scruffy started chasing a plumber's truck."
/ "Suddenly a toilet fell off the back." / MUSKIDAY: You must have been terrified!
/ HAYNUS: My entire life flushed in front of my eyes. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081202.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dr. Muskiday finds both Scruffy and Dr. Haynus wearing cones]]
/ / Dr. Muskiday: What's going on here? / Dr. Haynus: You know the old joke about the dog chasing the car? / / Dr. Haynus: "What happens if he catches it?" / [[Scruffy chases a truck down the street]]
/ / Dr. Haynus: "I found out." / [[A toilet falls on Scruffy]]
/ / Dr. Haynus: " Scruffy started chasing a plumber's truck." "Suddenly a toilet fell off the back." / / Dr. Muskiday: You must have been terrified! / Dr. Haynus: My entire life flushed in front of my eyes. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081202.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | DR. HAYNUS: Muskiday...This whole episode is making me ponder my mortality... / HAYNUS: I've achieved so much, and STILL--I'm not a nemesis. Is that to be my legacy? An also-ran? A never-was?
/ MUSKIDAY: ...a wanna-beagle? / HAYNUS: I...could...just reach nemesis status with a terrible act of homicide...or perhaps insecticide...
/ MUSKIDAY: *GULP!*
/ {{For those coming in late, MUSKIDAY has the head of a fly.}} / MUSKIDAY: I liked it better when you were pondering YOUR mortality. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081203.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dr. Haynus recalls his near-death experience]]
/ / Dr. Haynus: Muskiday... This whole episode is making me ponder my mortality... / / Dr. Haynus: I've achieved so much, and still -- I'm not a nemesis. Is that to be my legacy? An also-ran? A never-was? / Dr. Muskiday: ...A wanna-beagle? / / Dr. Haynus: I... could... just reach nemesis status with a terrible act of homicide... or perhaps insecticide... / Dr. Muskiday: >Gulp!< / / Dr. Muskiday: I liked it better when you were pondering your mortality. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081203.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | DR. MUSKIDAY: My R&D team has been working on something that might be just the thing to solve your problem. / [[MUSKIDAY and DR. HAYNUS enter the lab, where a huge machine waits.]]
/ MUSKIDAY: Using quantum mechanics, we've designed a portal to a parallel universe.
/ HAYNUS: How does it work? / MUSKIDAY: Ask one of the quantum mechanics.
/ [[A MECHANIC is lying on a crawler under a piece of machinery.]]
/ MECHANIC: Hand me that quark over there. / [[MUSKIDAY hands him something from a tool box.]]
/ MECHANIC: *sigh* The Phillips quark... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081204.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dr. Muskiday leads Dr. Haynus to his latest invention]]
/ / Dr. Muskiday: My R&D team has been working on something that might be just the thing to solve your problem. / [[Dr. Muskiday and Dr. Haynus walk into a complicated lab filled with machines and an elevator-like device in the center]]
/ / Dr. Muskiday: Using quantum mechanics, we've designed a portal to a parallel universe. / Dr. Haynus: How does it work? / [[A mechanic in a jump suit works under the machine as if it was a car]]
/ / Dr. Muskiday: Ask one of the quantum mechanics. / Mechanic: Hand me that quark over there. / / Mechanic: >sigh< The Phillips quark... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081204.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[DRS. HAYNUS and MUSKIDAY have entered the interdimensional-portal device.]]
/ HAYNUS: An interdimensional portal! The possibilities!
/ MUSKIDAY: Indeed... / MUSKIDAY: We could travel to a universe with NO heroes...or discover the ultimate weapon... / MUSKIDAY: We could find a universe in which having large, hairy mandibles is considered unavoidably sexy. / [[The door of the device has closed.]]
/ MUSKIDAY (from inside): ...or the weapon thing would be nice, too... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081205.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dr. Muskiday and Dr. Haynus step into the parallel universe machine]]
/ / Dr. Haynus: An interdimensional portal! The possibilities! / Muskiday: Indeed... / / Dr. Haynus: We could travel to a universe with no heroes... Or discover the ultimate weapon... / / Dr. Muskiday: We could find a universe in which having large, hairy mandibles is considered unavoidably sexy. / / Dr. Muskiday: ... Or the weapon thing would be nice, too... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081205.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Inc. personnel file]]
/ / : Personnel Files: Dr. Cuspid
/ Real name: Dr. Dennis Cuspid
/ Alias: Dentist to the villain community
/ Origin: Bachelor's degree and then four years of dental school
/ Powers: Cavity detection, tooth extraction, able to administer potion that temporarily deadens nerve endings.
/ Weapons: Drills, pointed instrument, mirrors, small talk.
/ History: Dr. Cuspid treated a villain named Tsunami Jim, who was employed at Evil Inc. When the villain realized that the dentist has a special touch with the specialized needs of villains -- such as receding fang disease and venom blockage -- he made the dentist the primary contact for Evil Inc employees.
/ Age: 45
/ Height: 5'9"
/ Weight 185 lbs.
/ Family: Wife, two kids, one dog http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081206.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081208.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dr. Muskiday and Dr. Haynus are transported to a parallel dimension]]
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081208.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[DRs. HAYNUS and MUSKIDAY in an alley in another dimension.]]
/ HAYNUS: So, you can get us back home, right?
/ MUSKIDAY: Of COURSE. I have the device in my backpack. / HAYNUS: And it's not a retro-fitted flux-capacitor prop or something, right?
/ MUSKIDAY: Ummm. No. / HAYNUS: Because when it's time to return home, I do not want to see you fiddling with a souped-up replica from a sci-fi movie.
/ MUSKIDAY: Ha! Ha-ha! Sci fi! / MUSKIDAY: Incidentally, what size ruby slipper do you take? http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081209.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dr. Muskiday and Dr. Haynus are find themselves in a parallel dimension]]
/ / Dr. Haynus: So, you can get us back home, right? / Dr. Muskiday: Of course. I have the device in my backpack. / / Dr. Haynus: And it's not a retro-fitted flux-capacitor prop or something, right? / Dr. Muskiday: Ummm. No. / / Dr. Haynus: Because when it's time to return home, I do not want to see you fiddling with a souped-up replica from a sci-fi movie. / Dr. Muskiday: Ha! Ha-ha! Sci fi! / / Dr. Muskiday: Incidentally, what size ruby slipper do you take? / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081209.html |
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