You're browsing the archives of Evil Inc.
You can search these comics too.
show: [ full transcriptions | abridged transcriptions | just the first line ]
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[DR. HAYNUS peeks out of the alley.]]
/ HAYNUS: I don't care how you do it, Muskiday, but I do want to be able to travel back to our own dimension when it becomes necessary. / HAYNUS: So far...we haven't seen a single hero OR villain. Could this world have NEITHER?! / MUSKIDAY: Agreed, we may not find anything good here.
/ HAYNUS: Fire up your transporter, and we'll try a more interesting dimension.
/ [[They haven't noticed the WANTED, DEAD OR ALIVE poster depicting someone looking like CAPT. HEROIC with a different color scheme. The subject of said poster is running toward them, looking back over his shoulder and clutching a bag of loot.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081210.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dr. Haynus peers around the alley corner]]
/ / Dr. Haynus: I don't care how you do it, Muskiday, but I do want to be able to travel back to our own dimension when it becomes necessary. / / Dr. Haynus: So far... We haven't seen a single hero or villain. Could this world have neither?! / [[An oddly dressed Capt. Heroic comes running down the alley past a wanted poster bearing his image, carrying a bag of money and looking over his shoulder]]
/ / Dr. Muskiday: Agreed, we may not find anything good here. / Dr. Haynus: Fire up your transporter, and we'll try a more interesting dimension. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081210.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | CAPT. VILLAINOUS: DR. HAYNUS AND MUSKIDAY! OH, NO! I'M TRAPPED! / VILLAINOUS: You got the drop on me, but there's not a Justice Inc jail that can hold me! / MUSKIDAY: "Justice Inc?" "Jail?" He thinks we're heroes.
/ HAYNUS: Quick. Be heroic. / MUSKIDAY: You poor, misbegotten-yet-vile soul. Don't you know evil is bad?
/ [[CAPT. VILLAINOUS is actually flinching from MUSKIDAY.]]
/ HAYNUS: Dial it down! Dial it down! / MUSKIDAY (gesturing grandly): Now off to jail with you while I get back to my single-bound-building-leaping practice. CUFF HIM, SIDEKICK!
/ HAYNUS: Wait 'til I get you back to the lai--*ahem* fortress...
/ [[VILLAINOUS seems not to know how to react.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081211.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[The parallel Capt. Heroic stops in front of Dr. Haynus and Dr. Muskiday]]
/ / Parallel Capt. Heroic: Dr. Haynus and Muskiday! Oh, no! I'm trapped! / / Parallel Capt. Heroic: You got the drop on me, but there's not a Justice Inc jail that can hold me! / [[Dr. Haynus and Dr. Muskiday whisper to each other]]
/ / Dr. Muskiday: "Justice Ink"? "Jail?" He thinks we're heroes. / Dr. Haynus: Quick be heroic... / / Dr. Muskiday: You poor, misbegotten-yet-vile soul. Don't you know evil is bad? / Dr. Haynus: (whispering) Dial it down! Dial it down! / / Dr. Muskiday: Now off to jail with you while I get back to my single-bound-building-leaping practice. Cuff him, sidekick!! / Dr. Haynus: (whispering) Wait 'til I get you back to the lai- >ahem< fortress... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081211.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | DR. MUSKIDAY: He believes it! He thinks we're heroes!
/ DR. HAYNUS: Furthermore, he fears us!
/ [[CAPT. VILLAINOUS certainly appears to fear them.]] / MUSKIDAY: Our parallel selves must be mighty!
/ HAYNUS: How UNDERVALUED we are. We should have seen our potential. We should have seen our own self-worth! / [[The parallel WINGMAN appears and throws a net over HAYNUS and MUSKIDAY.]] / CAPT. VILLAINOUS: Took ya long enough.
/ WINGMAN: Please. For the "Keystone Kapes?" You're lucky I showed up at all.
/ HAYNUS: We shoulda seen that coming. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081212.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[The parallel Capt. Heroic stairs in confusion at Dr. Haynus and Dr. Muskiday]]
/ / Dr. Muskiday: He believes it! He thinks we're heroes! / Dr. Haynus: Furthermore he fears us! / / Dr. Muskiday: Our parallel selves must be mighty! / Dr: Haynus: How undervalued we are. We should have seen our potential. We should have seen our own self-worth! / [[A parallel Wing-Man appears and throws a net over Dr. Haynus and Dr. Muskiday]] / / Parallel Capt. Heroic: (to Parallel Wing-Man) Took ya long enough. / Parallel Wing-Man: Please. For the "keystone kapes?" You're lucky I showed up at all. / Dr. Haynus: We shoulda seen that coming. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081212.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc... How may I harm you? / PHONE VOICE: Beware: I will go back in time and strike you at your weakest! / [[Silent panel as LIGHTNING LADY listens.]] / PHONE VOICE: Oh, no!
/ PLEASE!
/ DIDN'T!
/ CAPTION: Thanks to R. Stevens. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081213.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[CAPT. VILLAINOUS snatches up the net containing DRS. HAYNUS and MUSKIDAY.]]
/ VILLAINOUS: Hurry up, Wingman! We need to get these two to a safe house!
/ WINGMAN (Offpanel): Gimme a sec! I'm almost done! / [[They fly off, passing a huge gold statue of EVIL ATOM.]]
/ VILLAINOUS: Just my luck to get a sidekick who's part pigeon!
/ WINGMAN: For the last time...ASSOCIATE hero. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081215.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dr. Haynus and Dr. Muskiday are captured in the parallel universe]]
/ / Parallel Capt. Heroic: Hurry up, Wingman! We need to get these two to a safe house! / Parallel Wingman: Gimme a sec! I'm almost done! / [[Parallel Capt. Heroic and Parallel Wingman fly past what appears to be a statue of Evil Atom while carrying Dr. Haynus and Dr. Muskiday in a net]]
/ / Parallel Capt. Heroic: Just my luck to get a sidekick who's part pigeon! / Parallel Wingman: For the last time... Associate hero. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081215.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | WINGMAN: WE KNOW ALL ABOUT PROJECT 'X!' JUST TELL US WHERE IT IS!
/ DR. MUSKIDAY: I'm telling you, we don't know anything. / [[MUSKIDAY and DR. HAYNUS are tied up and perched on stools.]]
/ CAPT. VILLAINOUS: We know you know. You helped develop it. Don't let Wingman scare you, we just want some information.
/ MUSKIDAY: It's not gonna work. I know about "Good Cape/Bad Cape." / VILLAINOUS: Oh, that's not what this is... / VILLAINOUS: This is "Bad Cape/Bad Cape." http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081216.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dr. Haynus and Dr. Muskiday find themselves the prisoners of parallel Capt. Heroic and Wingman]]
/ / Parallel Wingman: We know all about project "X"! Just tell us where it is! / Dr. Muskiday: I'm telling you, we don't know anything. / / Parallel Capt. Heroic: We know you know. You helped develop it. Don't let Wingman scare you, we just want some information. / Dr. Muskiday: It's not gonna work. I know about "good cape / bad cape." / / Parallel Capt. Heroic: Oh, that's not what this is... / / Parallel Capt. Heroic: This is "bad cape / bad cape." / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081216.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | WINGMAN: We've been interviewing Muskiday and Dr. Haynus for hours, but we got nothing! / CAPT. VILLAINOUS: SHE could do it.
/ WINGMAN: Where IS she? She's suppos-
/ MISS MATCH (we only see her hand. She has fire-colored speech balloons): Sorry I'm late. / [[We see the alternate-world MISS MATCH. Her costume is skimpier than "our" MM's, and every inch of exposed skin looks like it's made of fire. She has a corona around her.]]
/ MISS MATCH: I got delayed by a couple Justice Inc. capes, but I shook them off about five minutes ago. / VILLAINOUS: Who was AFTER you?
/ MISS MATCH: Muskiday and Dr. Haynus... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081217.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Parallel Capt. Heroic and Wingman discuss the situation out of ear shot of Dr. Muskiday and Dr. Haynus]]
/ / Parallel Wingman: We've been interviewing Muskiday and Dr. Haynus for hours, but we got nothing! / [[Parallel Ms. Match arrives]]
/ / Parallel Capt. Heroic: She could do it. / Wingman: Where is she? She's suppos- / Parallel Ms. Match: Sorry I'm late. / / Parallel Ms. Match: I got delayed by a couple Justice Inc capes, but I shook them off about five minutes ago. / / Parallel Capt. Heroic: Who was after you? / Parallel Ms. Match: Muskiday and Dr. Haynus... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081217.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[DRS. HAYNUS and MUSKIDAY watch as CAPT. VILLAINOUS, MISS MATCH and WINGMAN confer.]]
/ HAYNUS: They're huddling. Something's up.
/ MUSKIDAY: I'll say. Look at the TV. / [[TV shows news footage of the alternate-world MISS MATCH flying overhead.]]
/ ANCHOR: ...was the scene earlier today as renegade cape, "Miss Match" was nearly apprehended by Justice Inc representatives. / [[TV cuts to a news conference hosted by the alternate versions of MUSKIDAY and HAYNUS. MUSKIDAY-2 wears a super-suit and has wings, which he's using to hover. HAYNUS-2's brain-jar is a globe and the liquid inside is a different color. SCRUFFY-2 is a different-looking dog and wears a cape.]]
/ MUSKIDAY-2: We nearly nabbed her, but she passed into Huron Township, which has let lapse its third-tier villain apprehension policy. / [[Back to the hideout.]]
/ MUSKIDAY: Look at my WINGS! I'm so JEALOUS of me!
/ HAYNUS: Is my medulla oblongata really that fat from behind? http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081218.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dr. Haynus and Dr. Muskiday are held captive by the parallel heroes in the parallel universe]]
/ / Dr. Haynus: They're huddling. Something's up. / Dr. Muskiday: I'll say. Look at the TV. / [[A news reporter plays on television]]
/ / TV report: ...Was the scene earlier today as renegade cape, "Miss Match" was nearly apprehended by Justice Inc representatives. / [[A parallel Dr. Muskiday and Dr. Haynus speak to reporters]]
/ / Parallel Muskiday: We nearly nabbed her, but she passed into Huron township, which has let lapse its third-tier villain apprehension police. / / Dr. Muskiday: Look at my wings! I'm so jealous of me! / Dr. Haynus: Is my medulla oblongata really that fat from behind? / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081218.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | MUSKIDAY: It's true. We're from a parallel universe. In OUR dimension, WE'RE villains and YOU'RE heroes.
/ MISS MATCH: Sounds like THIS reality, as far as I'M concerned. / DR. HAYNUS: ...except for Miss Match. She's a villain THERE, too.
/ MISS MATCH: Hey! No fair! I demand an evil twin! / CAPT. VILLAINOUS: Sounds like you ARE your evil twin.
/ MISS MATCH: So why are you two here? / [[DR. HAYNUS answers truthfully and is loudly interrupted by MUSKIDAY.]]
/ HAYNUS: We're going to use...to take over your world
/ MUSKIDAY: REDEMPTION. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081219.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dr. Haynus and Dr. Muskiday are interrogated by parallel Ms. Match]]
/ / Dr. Muskiday: It's true. We're from a parallel universe. In our dimension, we're villains and you're heroes. / Parallel Ms. Match: Sounds like this reality, as far as I'm concerned... / / Dr. Haynus: --Except for Miss Match. She's a villain there too. / Parallel Ms. Match: Hey! No fair! I demand an evil twin! / / Parallel Capt. Heroic: Sounds like you are your evil twin. / Parallel Ms. Match: So why are you two here? / [[Dr. Haynus begins to explain but Dr. Muskiday talks over him]]
/ / Dr. Haynus: We're going to / Dr. Muskiday: Redemption. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081219.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | PERSONNEL FILE: CAPT. HEROIC (PARALLEL EARTH) / FAMILY: Son of Commander Heroic and Ms. Amazing / REAL NAME: Withheld. / ORIGIN: Received powers genetically. They became active during puberty. / POWERS: Flight, super strength, near invulnerability. / PARTNERSHIPS: Miss Match, Wingman. / HISTORY: Heroic watched his mom and dad divorce over the Justice Inc issue. His mother joined. His father refused, becoming, instead, the leader of an underground resistance. After several setbacks for Justice Inc at the hands of the resistance, Heroic's father was found, dead, under a bridge. The murder was never solved, but young Captain Heroic took up his father's mantle as the new leader. / AGE: 39
/ HEIGHT: 6'
/ WEIGHT: 175
/ FAMILY: Mother http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081220.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Inc. personnel file]]
/ / : Personnel File: Capt. Heroic (parallel earth)
/ Family: Son of Commander Heroic and Ms. Amazing.
/ Real Name: Withheld
/ Origin: Received powers genetically. They became active during puberty.
/ Powers: Flight, super strength, near invulnerability.
/ Partnerships: Miss Match, Wingman.
/ History: Heroic watched his mom and dad divorce over the Justice Inc issue. His mother joined. His father refused, becoming, instead, the leader of an underground resistance. After several set-backs for Justice Inc at the hands of the resistance, Heroics's father was found, dead, under a bridge. The murder was never solved, but young Captain Heroic took up his father's mantle as the new leader.
/ Age: 39
/ Height: 6'
/ Weight: 175 lbs
/ Family: mother / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081220.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | CAPT. HEROIC-2: You're from an alternate universe in which YOU'RE the villains and WE are heroes? And you're here for REDEMPTION? / DR. MUSKIDAY: We've done a LOT of evil. We came here to even out our karma. / HEROIC (offpanel): How?
/ MUSKIDAY: Project X...We can steal it from Justice Inc. / HEROIC: That's a lot of karma. What did you do?!
/ DR. HAYNUS: Traffic tickets. We illegally parked a
/ MUSKIDAY (interrupts): Tank.
/ On an elementary school. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081222.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dr. Haynus and Dr. Muskiday try to convince the parallel heroes to release them]]
/ / Parallel Capt. Heroic: You're from an alternate universe in which you're the villains and we are heroes? And you're here for redemption? / / Dr. Muskiday: We've done a lot of evil. We came here to even out our karma. / / Parallel Capt. Heroic: How? / Dr. Muskiday: Project X... We can steal it from Justice Inc. / [[Dr. Haynus begins to talk but Dr. Muskiday cuts him off]]
/ / Parallel Capt. Heroic: That's a lot of karma. What did you do?! / Dr. Haynus: Traffic tickets. We illegally parked a / Dr. Muskiday: Tank. On an elementary school. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081222.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[CAPT. HEROIC (the parallel-Earth one) has untied DR. HAYNUS and MUSKIDAY.]]
/ MUSKIDAY: Before we can help you, though, we need to understand this dimension better.
/ HEROIC: It all started with Up'n Atom. / HEROIC: He was a B-list super-hero who decided to start charging for his services. / [[Shot of UP'N ATOM flying. He's clearly a younger, thinner, different-colored analogue of EVIL ATOM.]]
/ HEROIC (narrating): He took a lot of ribbing for it, naturally. / [[Cut to a hero bar. UP'N ATOM enters in the background while two other heroes chat with the bartender.]]
/ RED GUY WITH COWL: Here comes Captain Carpet Salesman.
/ HELMET-AND-CHAINMAIL: Why do you call him that?
/ BARTENDER: He charges by the FEAT. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081223.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | CAPT. HEROIC-2: Unfortunately, Up'n Atom's business acumen left something to be desired. / HEROIC (now narrating): "...namely, cash."
/ CITIZEN: Thanks, Atom! How can we ever repay you? / UP'N ATOM: Visa, MasterCard, American Express, money orders, cash...
/ CITIZEN: Can I write a check? / UP'N ATOM: Last time I accepted a check, it bounced...
/ Over a tall building...
/ In a single bound.
/ CITIZEN (offers a bill): Cash...? / [[UP'N ATOM makes change from a change-maker on his belt.]]
/ UP'N ATOM (thinking): *Sigh* I miss my OLD utility belt. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081224.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Parallel Capt. Heroic explains how Justice Inc. came to be]]
/ / Parallel Capt. Heroic: Unfortunately, Up'n Atom's business acumen left something to be desired. / [[Up'n Atom stands heroically having saved the day as a bystander thanks him]]
/ / Parallel Capt. Heroic: "...Namely, cash." / Bystander: Thanks, Atom! How can we ever repay you? / / Up'n Atom: Visa, MasterCard, American Express, money orders, cash... / Bystander: Can I write a check? / / Up'n Atom: Last time I accepted a check, it bounced... Over a tall building... In a single bound. / Bystander: Cash...? / [[Up'n Atom flicks change out of the coin belt he's wearing]]
/ / Up'n Atom: (thinking) >sigh< I miss my old utility belt. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081224.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | CAPT. HEROIC-2: So Up'n Atom decided the only way to keep his business afloat was to charge for his services in advance. / HEROIC: He approached the mayor and offered a deal. / MAYOR: $500,000 a year for dedicated hero work? / MAYOR: I'm sorry, Mister Atom, but city governance is clear on this: It has to go to the lowest bidder. / UP'N ATOM: Howabout I tell Mrs. Mayor about Tiffany...and Stacey...and Trista. ... And that was just last Tuesday...
/ MAYOR: That's...pretty low... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081225.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | DR. MUSKIDAY: So Up'n Atom became a city employee?
/ CAPT. HEROIC-2: More like a public utility. / [[Cut to older couple talking.]]
/ HUSBAND: Hon...Did we forget to pay the hero bill?
/ WIFE: We had three bills: Hero, water and gas.
/ We only had money for one. I chose water. / HUSBAND: Good call.
/ WIFE: You like water that much? / HUSBAND: No. I hate explosions.
/ [[Outside, UP'N ATOM is looking at a clipboard with an unpaid bill attached. A giant robot is about to stomp the couple's house flat.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081226.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Parallel Capt. Heroic explains how Justice Inc. came to be]]
/ / Dr. Muskiday: So, Up'n atom became a city employee? / Parallel Capt. Heroic: More like a public utility. / [[A husband and wife stand in their home with the husband looking out the window]]
/ / Husband: Hon... Did we forget to pay the hero bill? / Wife: We had three bills: Hero, Water and Gas. We only had money for one. I chose water. / / Husband: Good call. / Wife: You like that water that much? / [[Outside a giant robot prepares to smash the house while Up'n atom hovers nearby holding a clipboard reading "unpaid"]]
/ / Husband: No. I hate explosions. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081226.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | PERSONNEL FILE: MISS MATCH (PARALLEL EARTH) / FAMILY: Unmarried. Father and mother are both still alive. / REAL NAME: Withheld / ORIGIN: The daughter of two super-heroes who immediately signed up with Justice Inc. During an internship, Miss Match saw the corruption of the company up close and revolted, joining the resistance. / POWERS: Projects and controls fire. Can use focused fire blasts for flight. Can encase self in protective shield of fire. / PARTNERSHIPS: The resistance. / HISTORY: Miss Match has become a central figure in the underground resistance, providing key leadership and tactical strategy. Although Cap is the figurehead, she is very much the "Woman Behind the Man." / AGE: 31
/ HEIGHT: 5'9"
/ WEIGHT: 110 lbs.
/ FAMILY: Mother http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081227.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Inc. personnel file]]
/ / : Personnel File: Miss Match (parallel earth)
/ Family: Unmarried. Father and mother are both still alive.
/ Real Name: Withheld
/ Origin: The daughter of two super-heroes who immediately signed up for Justice Inc. During an internship, Miss Match saw the corruption of the company up close and revolted, joining the resistance.
/ Powers: Projects and controls fire. Can use focused fire blasts for flight. Can encase self in protective shield of fire.
/ Partnerships: The resistance.
/ History: Miss Match has become a central figure in the underground resistance, providing key leadership and tactical strategy. Although Cap is the figurehead, she is very much the "woman behind the man."
/ Age: 31
/ Height: 5'9"
/ Weight: 110 lbs
/ Family: Mother http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081227.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | DR. MUSKIDAY: I don't see the problem. Up'n Atom sold his services to the city. Big deal.
/ CAPT. HEROIC-2: Except the services soon overran the city budget. / HEROIC: Up'n Atom influenced the government to expand his business to a state-wide operation.
/ DR. HAYNUS: How'd he manage that? / HEROIC: He simply lobbied them with a PAC.
/ HAYNUS: A Political Action Committee? / HEROIC: Kinda. / [[UP'N ATOM stands in the MAYOR's office. A life-size PAC-MAN has devoured someone and the MAYOR is cowering behind his desk.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081229.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Parallel Capt. Heroic explains the origins of Justice Inc]]
/ / Dr. Muskiday: I don't see the problem. Up'n Atom sold his services to the city. Big Deal. / Parallel Capt. Heroic: Except the services soon overran the city budget. / / Parallel Capt. Heroic: Up'n Atom influenced the government to expand his business to a state-wide operation. / Dr. Haynus: How'd he manage that? / / Parallel Capt. Heroic: He simply lobbied them with a PAC. / Dr. Haynus: A political action committee? / / Parallel Capt. Heroic: Kinda. / [[Up'n Atom watches a giant Pac-Man eat people in the mayors office]] / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081229.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | CAPT. HEROIC-2: Since Up'n Atom's super-hero service was a state-wide, government-funded operation, he started delegating to other capes. / HEROIC: Catspaw, Dr. Whoosh, the Fog...the all worked for Justice Inc. / [[Group shot of UP'N ATOM flanked by CATSPAW, DR. WHOOSH and THE FOG.]]
/ HEROIC (narrating): "They reduced super-villainy in this state to virtually nothing." / DR. MUSKIDAY: Imagine! A world without villains!
/ HEROIC: I didn't say that. / [[A tank, piloted by a villain and sporting an enormous gun, crosses the border from Idaho, passing a police car.]]
/ COP: Better put the bullet in your gun. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081230.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Parallel Capt. Heroic explains the origins of Justice Inc]]
/ / Parallel Capt. Heroic: Once Up'n Atom's super-hero service was a state-wide, government-funded operation, he started delegating to other capes. / / Parallel Capt. Heroic: Catspaw, Dr. Whoosh, The Fog... They all worked for Justice Inc. / [[Up'n Atom stands heroically surrounded by parallel earth version heroes]]
/ / Parallel Capt. Heroic: "They reduced super-villainy in this state to virtually nothing." / / Dr. Muskiday: Imagine! A world without villains. / Parallel Capt. Heroic: I didn't say that. / [[A tank rolls past a cop car on the Idaho border]]
/ / Police Officer: Better put the bullet in your gun. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081230.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[UP'N ATOM flies toward the White House.]]
/ CAPT. HEROIC-2 (narrating): "Once super-villains started popping up in other parts of the country, the President summoned Up'n Atom." / HEROIC: He offered Atom a position with the Pentagon, with Justice Inc becoming part of the military.
/ DR. MUSKIDAY: But he refused, right? / HEROIC: Yeah. How'd you know? / MUSKIDAY: Heroes are superstitious about being promoted above the rank of Captain.
/ [[Dirty look from *CAPTAIN* HEROIC.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081231.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Parallel Capt. Heroic explains the origins of Justice Inc. Up'n Atom fly's towards the white house]]
/ / Parallel Capt. Heroic: "Once super-villains started popping up in other parts of the country, the president summoned Up'n Atom." / / Parallel Capt. Heroic: He offered Atom a position with the pentagon, with Justice Inc becoming part of the military / Dr. Muskiday: But he refused right? / / Parallel Capt. Heroic: Yeah. How'd you know? / / Dr. Muskiday: Heroes are superstitious about being promoted above the rank of captain. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081231.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | CAPT. HEROIC-2: So Justice Inc became a nationwide, government-funded conglomeration. / HEROIC: And, as a good businessman, he diversified... / [[Silent panel of a steet scene. A plane flies over, towing a banner advertising Justice Inc Insurance. Billboards advertise Justice Inc burgers and vodka. A passing bus has a roof ad for "Justice Inc on Ice" and a sideboard ad for Tickle-Me Atom-O, a plush, Teletubby-esque toy resembling UP'N ATOM, with a Justice Inc logo. A man reads the Justice Inc News and wears a Justice Inc ballcap. A woman drinks Justice Inc bottled water and wears a T-shirt with a small Justice Inc logo. A passenger on the bus also reads a Justice Inc magazine with a picture of UP'N ATOM on the cover.]] / HEROIC: Justice Inc is the biggest employer; the largest buyer and seller of goods...for all intents and purposes, it IS the country. / HEROIC: In its slavish devotion to the bottom line, it has the nation in a stranglehold a--
/ [[Drops of moisture are flying off DR. HAYNUS' brain-jar.]]
/ HEROIC: Are those tears?
/ MUSKIDAY: Those are the white-hot tears of berserk jealousy. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090101.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[Pictured: CAPT. HEROIC-2, WINGMAN-2 and MISS MATCH-2.]]
/ MUSKIDAY: So where do you guys fit into all of this?
/ HEROIC: We're the few meta-humans who never signed with Justice Inc. / [[MISS MATCH douses her full-body flame shield.]]
/ MISS MATCH: We strike their holdings, redistributing the wealth to the people.
/ DR. HAYNUS: They haven't stopped you? / WINGMAN: They're trying. That's what Project X is about.
/ MUSKIDAY: What IS Project X? / WINGMAN: It's fine-tuned to Captain Heroic's genetics. If they use it on him, he'll lose his powers forever. We need to get our hands on it.
/ MUSKIDAY: Yes. We. Do. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090102.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Parallel Capt. Heroic explains the origins of Justice Inc]]
/ / Dr. Muskiday: So where do you guys fit into all of this? / Parallel Capt. Heroic: We're the few meta-humans who never signed with Justice Inc. / / Parallel Ms. Match: We strike their holdings, redistributing the wealth to the people. / Dr. Haynus: They haven't stopped you? / / Parallel Wingman: They're trying that's what project X is about. / Dr. Muskiday: What is project X? / / Parallel Wingman: It's fine-tuned to Captain Heroics's genetics. If they use it on him, he'll lose his powers forever. We need to get our hands on it. / Dr. Muskiday: Yes. We. Do. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2008 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090102.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | EVIL INC. PERSONNEL FILE: WINGMAN (PARALLEL EARTH) / REAL NAME: (Name Withheld) / ORIGIN: Wingman stole a set of powerful energy wings from a Justice Inc warehouse. Unfortunately, the wings carried a homing device that allowed Justice Inc to stage several devastating attacks on the Resistance. The device was finally found and disposed of, but there has always been the possibility, spoken of in Resistance circles, that Wingman's homing device is what led Justice Inc to Commander Heroic the night of his death. / POWERS: Flight, super-strength. / HISTORY: Wingman is one of Captain Heroic's oldest friends. Cap doesn't hold Wingman responsible for his father's demise. Instead, he chooses to joke about it, often referring to his old pal as a pigeon--as in "homing pigeon." / AGE: 38
/ HEIGHT: 6'3"
/ WEIGHT: 190 lbs
/ FAMILY: Unknown http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090103.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[WINGMAN-2 is helping MUSKIDAY and DR. HAYNUS disguise themselves as their parallel-Earth counterparts.]]
/ CAPT. HEROIC-2: What's your PLAN for these two?
/ MISS MATCH-2: They'll stop me in the midst of a crime. They take me to Justice Inc. I escape, grab Project X, and I'm out. Easy. / MISS MATCH: All you have to do is convince everyone that YOU'RE the heroes.
/ MUSKIDAY: Remember, we can't be REAL unless you put up a good fight. / MISS MATCH (eyes suddenly glowing yellow): If I put up a good fight, you'll be real...
/ Real dead. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090105.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Parallel Wingman helps Dr. Muskiday and Dr. Haynus into uniforms disguising them as their alternate universe counter parts]]
/ / Parallel Capt. Heroic: (to Parallel Ms. Match) What's your plane for these two? / Parallel Ms. Match: They'll stop me in the midst of a crime. They take me to Justice Inc. I escape, grab Project X, and I'm out. Easy. / / Parallel Ms. Match: (to Dr. Muskiday) All you have to do is convince everyone that you're the heroes. / Dr. Muskiday: Remember, we can't be real unless you put up a good fight. / / Parallel Ms. Match: If I put up a good fight, you'll be real... Real dead. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com www.evil-comic.com (c) 2008 brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090105.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[DRS. MUSKIDAY and HAYNUS, disguised as their parallel-Earth doppelgangers, and waiting on a street corner.]]
/ MUSKIDAY: Where IS she?
/ HAYNUS: She said she'd BE here by now. / HAYNUS: How are we supposed to thwart Miss Match if she won't show up on time?
/ MUSKIDAY: I'll bet Batman never has to worry about this. / HAYNUS: Try her cell...
/ [[MUSKIDAY does, and it rings inside the cab of the semi that's about to run over them as MISS MATCH-2 puts the driver in a headlock.]]
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090106.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dr. Muskiday and Dr. Haynus wait in disguise on a street corner for Ms. Match]]
/ / Dr. Muskiday: Where is she? / Dr. Haynus: She said she'd be here by now. / / Dr. Haynus: How are we supposed to thwart Miss Match if she won't show up on time? / Dr. Muskiday: I'll bet Batman never has to worry about this. / [[Ms. Match's cell phone rings as she struggles with the driver of an 18-wheeler careening towards Dr. Haynus and Dr. Muskiday]]
/ / Dr. Haynus: I'll try her cell.
/ <<>Ring!<>Ring!<>> / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090106.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[MISS MATCH-2 is flinging bottles of Justice Inc-brand water out of the back of the truck. She has her flame shield up.]]
/ MISS MATCH: HURRY! BEFORE JUSTICE INC SHOWS UP! / [[DRS. HAYNUS and MUSKIDAY watch as a crowd gathers to collect the free bottled water.]]
/ HAYNUS: Look at her! Just like a modern-day Robin Hood...in breath-takingly tight Spandex...
/ MUSKIDAY: I wonder when she wants us to jump in? / [[A bottle of water bounces off HAYNUS' brain-jar.]]
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090107.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Parallel Ms. Match throws bottled water of the back of the truck she's hijacked]]
/ / Parallel Ms. Match: Hurry! Before Justice Inc shows up! / [[Dr. Haynus and Dr. Muskiday stand by watching her throw water to the gathered crowd]]
/ / Dr. Haynus: Look at her! Just like a modern-day robin hood... In breath-takingly tight spandex... / Dr. Muskiday: I wonder when she wants us to jump in? / [[A water bottle bounces off Dr. Haynus' dome]]
/ / Dr. Muskiday: I guess "now."
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090107.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dr. Muskiday throws a lasso around Parallel Ms. Match]]
/ / Parallel Ms. Match: Captured! Must... Resist! / / Bystander: She can burn right through that! / [[The lasso hangs loosely around Parallel Ms. Match]]
/ / Parallel Ms. Match: Flame... Snuffed... By Haynus'... Force field! / [[Parallel Ms. Match holds the lasso to keep it from falling]]
/ / Dr. Muskiday: If you have a force field around her, how's my rope getting through? / Dr. Haynus: Yeah! Good point! How? / Parallel Ms. Match: Must... Resist... Urge... To kill... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090108.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[DRS. HAYNUS and MUSKIDAY deliver a bound MISS-MATCH-2 to UP'N ATOM.]]
/ UP'N ATOM: Doctors...you defeated Miss Match with only a rope!
/ HAYNUS: AND my force field! / UP'N ATOM: This force field...is it a new invention?
/ HAYNUS: Um...Yes. / UP'N ATOM (offpanel): May I have a demonstration?
/ MUSKIDAY: Yikes. / HAYNUS: Um. Sure...DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT!
/ [[MUSKIDAY mimes being trapped in a box.]]
/ MUSKIDAY: Um...Hey! Lemme out of here! / UP'N ATOM: Amazing. Keep up the good work, boys...You're headed for a promotion.
/ MUSKIDAY: Wait! I can also do "Man Walking in a Hurricane!" http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090109.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dr. Muskiday and Dr. Haynus take Parallel Ms. Match to Justice Inc.]]
/ / Up'n Atom: Doctors... You defeated Miss Match with only a rope! / Dr. Haynus: And my force field! / / Up'n Atom: This force field... Is it a new invention? / Dr. Haynus: Um... Yes. / / Up'n Atom: May I have a demonstration? / Dr. Muskiday: Yikes. / [[Dr. Muskiday pretends to be trapped in an invisible force field]]
/ / Dr. Haynus: Um. Sure... Doot Doot Doot Doot! / Dr. Muskiday: Um... Hey! Lemme out of here! / / Up'n Atom: Amazing. Keep up the good work, boys... You're headed for a promotion. / Dr. Muskiday: Wait! I can also do "man walking in a hurricane!" / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090109.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | PERSONNEL FILE: MUSKIDAY (PARALLEL EARTH)
/ AGE: 43
/ HEIGHT: 3'6"
/ WEIGHT: 130 lbs.
/ FAMILY: Unknown / NAME: Dr. Phineas Muskiday
/ ORIGIN: A freak accident melded his head to the body of a researcher working on a warp transmitter device. The process paired his intellect with aspects of a common housefly. Needless to say, the dating life of this hardcore science geek was affected. For the better.
/ POWERS: Genius-level intellect, flight, proportionate insect strength.
/ PARTNERSHIPS: Often sidekicks for Dr. Haynus at Justice Inc.
/ HISTORY: Joined Justice Inc in 1998 as a lab assistant. Has risen through the ranks to run the research-and-development department. He is considered an A-list super hero. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090110.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | UP'N ATOM: Good job, boys...We've been after Miss Match for years. I'll take her to detention. / MUSKIDAY: Uh, sir...We'd like to do THIS one OURSELVES...
/ UP'N ATOM: Of course, lads. Carry on. / [[MUSKIDAY and HAYNUS lead MISS MATCH-2 away.]]
/ UP'N ATOM: Boys...THAT'S the way to the CAFETERIA.
/ The holding cells are THIS way. / HAYNUS: So...Umm...Torture's OUT, eh? Heh-heh...
/ [[UP'N ATOM is not amused.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090112.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Up'n Atom congratulates Dr. Muskiday and Dr. Haynus on Ms. Match's capture]]
/ / Up'n Atom: Good job, boys... We've been after Miss Match for years. I'll taker her to detention. / / Dr. Muskiday: Uh, sir... We'd like to do this one ourselves... / Up'n Atom: Of course, lads... Carry on. / [[Up'n stops the trio as the walk off]]
/ / Up'n Atom: Boys... That's the way to the cafeteria. The holding cells are this way. / / Dr. Haynus: So... Umm... Torture's out, eh? Heh-heh... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090112.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[Hey, it's the parallel-Earth LIGHTNING LADY! MUSKIDAY, HAYNUS and MISS MATCH-2 meet her on the way to the Justice Inc detention cells.]]
/ LIGHTNING LADY-2: Good take-down, guys! I saw it on TV! / HAYNUS: Thanks! By the way, um, how's Project X?
/ LIGHTNING LADY-2: YOU should know. It's your gig. / HAYNUS: Yes...well, I like to know what OTHER people think about it.
/ LIGHTNING LADY (delighted!): Will you show it to me?! / HAYNUS: Sure.
/ ...umm...
/ LIGHTNING LADY: ...Sir? / HAYNUS: I...um...also like to know WHERE other people think it IS...
/ [[LIGHTNING LADY looks like she thinks something's funny here.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090113.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dr. Muskiday and Dr. Haynus walk parallel Ms. Match past parallel Lightning Lady]]
/ / Parallel Lightning Lady: Good take-down, guys! I saw it on TV! / / Dr. Haynus: Thanks! By the way, um, how's project X? / Parallel Lightning Lady: You should know. It's your gig. / / Dr. Haynus: Yes.. Well. I like to know what other people think about it. / Parallel Lightning Lady: Will you show it to me?! / / Dr. Haynus: Sure. ...umm... / Parallel Lightning Lady: ...Sir? / / Dr. Haynus: I ...um ...Also like to know where other people think it is... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090113.html |
Archive Page:
<< 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40
41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60
61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80
81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100
101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120
121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140
141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160
161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180
181 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 199 200
201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 212 213 214 215 216 217 218 219 220
221 222 223 224 225 226 227 228 229 230 231 232 233 234 235 236 237 238 239 240
241 242 243 244 245 246 247 248 249 250 251 252 >>