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| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | LIGHTNING LADY-2: PROJECT X is in your lab, right at the end of the hall... / [[MUSKIDAY leaps up and pinches her shoulder.]]
/ MUSKIDAY: Thank you...and GOOD-NIGHT!
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090114.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Parallel Lightning Lady points out the location of project X for Dr. Muskiday and Dr. Haynus]]
/ / Parallel Lightning Lady: Project X is in your lab, right at the end of the hall... / [[Dr. Muskiday attempts of knock out parallel Lightning Lady with a neck pinch]]
/ / Dr. Muskiday: Thank you... And good-night!
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090114.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[In the lab, MISS MATCH-2 shrugs off her ropes and MUSKIDAY spots their target.]]
/ MUSKIDAY: There it is! PROJECT X!
/ DR. HAYNUS: How can you be so sure? / [[MISS MATCH-2 holds a BFG, which was clearly mounted atop the stand labeled "TOP SECRET"--which is right between projects W and Y.]]
/ MISS MATCH: We took a wild guess... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090115.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[The trio walk into parallel Haynus' lab and parallel Ms. Match makes for project X]]
/ / Dr. Muskiday: There it is! Project X! / Dr. Haynus: How can you be so sure? / [[Parallel Ms. Match takes project X from a stand reading "Top Secret" between two stands reading Project W and Project Y]]
/ / Parallel Ms. Match: We took a wild guess.. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090115.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[MISS MATCH-2 holds Project X behind her back.]]
/ MISS MATCH-2: OK, let's take this slow...We have Project X. Just get me near a window, and I'll break out. / MUSKIDAY: This is so easy! And FUN! I mean, we actually make good heroes, Dr. Haynus!
/ MISS MATCH: Hush. Please.
/ DR. HAYNUS: I think we should... / [[HAYNUS and MUSKIDAY's parallel-Earth counterparts have spotted them and are charging.]]
/ MUSKIDAY: RUN!! http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090116.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Parallel Ms. Match holds Project X behind her back as she, Dr. Muskiday, and Dr. Haynus attempt to escape Justice Inc]]
/ / Parallel Ms. Match: OK, Let's take this slow... We have Project X. Just get me near a window, and I'll break out. / / Dr. Muskiday: This is so easy! And fun! I mean, we actually make good heroes, Dr. Haynus! / Parallel Ms. Match: Hush. Please. / Dr. Haynus: I think we should... / [[The trio are spotted by parallel Dr. Muskiday and parallel Haynus]]
/ / Dr. Muskiday: Run!! / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090116.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | PERSONNEL FILE: LIGHTNING LADY (PARALLEL EARTH) / REAL NAME: Lenore (last name withheld)
/ ORIGINS: Lenore was the winner of a TV competition, "American Hero." As the winner, she was given super powers and a prominent job at Justice Inc.
/ POWERS: Lightning Lady can project lightning bolts and control electrical currents. Utilizes a special Nth-metal underwire. / HISTORY: Lightning Lady quickly established herself as a popular and effective super-hero. Many victims forego rescue from other heroes and wait for her to save them. She is the recipient of twelve keys-to-the-city and 143 marriage proposals. However, she is secretly married to the host of "American Hero," comic Keagan Newborne. / AGE: 38
/ HEIGHT: 6'3"
/ WEIGHT: Unknown
/ FAMILY: Unknown http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090117.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[The parallel-Earth DRS. HAYNUS and MUSKIDAY charge.]]
/ HAYNUS-2: You SCOUNDRELS! We came as soon as we saw the TV report!
/ MUSKIDAY-2: Yeah! We knew YOU couldn't be us, because WE are! / MUSKIDAY-2 (pointing at the fleeing MISS MATCH-2, HAYNUS-1 and MUSKIDAY-1): They're escaping down the hall! Quick! Use your new force-field! / [[HAYNUS-2 stares at him silently.]] / MUSKIDAY-2: Right. That wasn't us. WE'RE us. Sorry. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090119.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Parallel Dr. Muskiday and parallel Haynus pursue parallel Ms. Match, Dr. Muskiday, and Dr. Haynus as the escape Justice Inc]]
/ / Parallel Haynus: You scoundrels! We came as soon as we saw the TV report! / Parallel Dr. Muskiday: Yeah! We knew you couldn't be us, because we are! / / Parallel Dr. Muskiday: They're escaping down the hall! Quick! Use your new force field! / [[Parallel Haynus stares at Parallel Dr. Muskiday]] / / Parallel Dr. Haynus: Right. That wasn't us. We're us. Sorry. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090119.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | MISS MATCH-2: They're GAINING on us!
/ MUSKIDAY-1: We need to stash Project X and split up! / [[He dumps Project X down the incinerator chute.]]
/ MUSKIDAY-1: I'll throw it down the chute. We can come back and get it later. / [[A lasso drops over MISS MATCH-2.]] / [[She flames on and incinerates the rope.]]
/ MISS MATCH-2: This ain't TV, boys! Gotta do better than that! / [[She turns to face UP'N ATOM, LIGHTNING LADY-2, IRON DRAGON-2, an armored guy and someone I suspect is DESDEMONA-2.]]
/ MISS MATCH-2: That's...better. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090120.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Parallel Ms. Match, Dr. Muskiday, and Dr. Haynus are pursued through the halls of Justice Inc]]
/ / Parallel Ms. Match: They're gaining on us! / Dr: Muskiday: We need to stash project X and split up! / [[Dr. Muskiday appears to throw Project X down an incinerator shute]]
/ / Dr. Muskiday: I'll throw it down the chute. We can come back and get it later. / [[Parallel Ms. Match is caught in a lasso as Dr. Muskiday and Dr. Haynus escape]] / [[Parallel Ms. Match burns through the lasso]]
/ / Parallel Ms. Match: This ain't TV, boys! Gotta do better than that! / [[Parallel Ms. Match turns to see a whole crowd of heroes behind her]]
/ / Parallel Ms. Match: That's... better. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090120.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | GLADIATOR GUY: HALT!
/ [[MUSKIDAY-1 and HAYNUS-1 stop.]]
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090121.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dr. Muskiday and Dr. Haynus are stopped as the try to escape Justice Inc]]
/ / Parallel Mr. Threat: Halt!
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090121.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[MUSKIDAY-1 and HAYNUS-1 run for the interdimensional teleportation device. MUSKIDAY carries a duffel bag.]]
/ MUSKIDAY: Quickly! My teleportation device will only be open for a few seconds!
/ HAYNUS: What about Project X? / MUSKIDAY: You have a choice...We go home now, or you stay and face...her!
/ [[MISS MATCH-2 is rocketing towards the device.]]
/ HAYNUS: How'd she escape?! / [[She's getting closer and does NOT look happy.]]
/ MUSKIDAY (offpanel): Does it matter? / [[The doors close, the machine starts to fade and MISS MATCH-2 flies right for it.]]
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090122.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dr. Haynus, and Dr. Muskiday toting a duffel bag, rush to the teleporter to return to their universe]]
/ / Dr. Muskiday: Quickly! My teleportation device will only be open for a few seconds! / Dr. Haynus: What about project X? / [[Parallel Ms. Match fly's after them]]
/ / Dr. Muskiday: You have a choice... We go home now, or you stay and face... her! / Dr. Haynus: How'd she escape?! / [[Parallel Ms. Match rushes towards them]]
/ / Dr. Muskiday: "Does it matter?" / [[The teleporter fires up as parallel Ms. Match scorches in]]
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090122.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[The dimensional transporter does its thing.]]
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090123.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dr. Haynus and Dr. Muskiday are teleported back to their universe]]
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090123.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | PERSONNEL: DR. HAYNUS (PARALLEL EARTH)
/ NAMES: Dr. Milton Haynus & Scruffy
/ ORIGIN: The evil scientist was nearly killed in a freak lab accident. His brain was grafted onto the body of his wife's dog. After years as Muskiday's arch-nemesis, Haynus was thwarted for good when Muskiday altered the solution that holds the scientist's brain. From that day forward, Haynus has been a super-hero.
/ POWERS: Genius-level intellect, keen sense of smell.
/ PARTNERSHIPS: Dr. Muskiday
/ HISTORY: After joining Justice Inc, Haynus quickly established himself as a powerful force for good, gradually becoming the dominant partner between the two. Muskiday has taken it in stride, although he has been tempted to alter the brain solution further. From hero to accountant. / SCRUFFY
/ AGE: 29* *dog years
/ HEIGHT: 3'
/ WEIGHT: 90 lbs / HAYNUS
/ AGE: 48
/ HEIGHT: 5'9"
/ WEIGHT: 175 lbs
/ FAMILY: Wife, Louise http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090124.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[An accountant-type sits in EVIL ATOM's office, gesturing grandly and making noises.]]
/ ACCOUNTANT (sweeps arm upward): < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090126.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[An account makes hand gestures and sound effects in front of Evil Atom. The account raises his hand up]]
/ / Account: Vvrrrooooooooo / [[The account swings his hand down]]
/ / Account: Eeeeeeaaaaaoooowwwww! Yaargh! / [[The account jumps out of his chair throwing both hands in the air]]
/ / Account: Bawhooom! / [[The account wriggles his fingers]]
/ / Account: Crickle crackle crankle tinkle peeesh crackle sizzle tine tink fzzzzzz / Evil Atom: That's the last time I ask for sound financial advice. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090126.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[EVIL ATOM's meeting with the ACCOUNTANT continues.]]
/ ACCOUNTANT: I'm afraid it's inevitable. / ACCOUNTANT: I'm strongly suggesting you slash the workforce, cut employees and terminate part-timers. / ACCOUNTANT: And a few of your employees will probably lose their jobs, too.
/ [[He's holding a large knife behind his back.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090127.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[An account discusses the financial situation with Evil Atom]]
/ / Account: I'm afraid it's inevitable. / / Account: I'm strongly suggesting you slash the workforce, cut employees and terminate part-timers. / [[The account holds a knife behind his back]]
/ / Account: And a few of your employees will probably lose their jobs, too. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090127.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[EVIL ATOM meets with the Shadow Board.]]
/ EVIL ATOM: It's grim...the economic downturn is hitting villainy HARD. / EVIL ATOM: Even one of our core actions--theft--has become almost pointless. / [[Two villains stand outside a bank. There's a hole in the wall, the vault is broken open and a car is peeling away in a big hurry. The driver appears to be flipping them the bird. One of the villains is holding a clipboard with the names of banks, all crossed off.]]
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090128.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom discusses the financial situation with his board of directors]]
/ / Evil Atom: It's grim... The economic downturn is hitting villainy hard. / / Evil Atom: Even one of our core actions -- theft -- has become almost pointless. / [[Two villains show up to rob a bank just as someone else drives off having beaten them to it]]
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090128.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[EVIL ATOM addresses the Ghost Board.]]
/ EVIL ATOM: For the first time since I started the company, we're forced to lay-off some of our employees. / EVIL ATOM: We're trying to do this in an orderly way. I have a high-ranking board member handling this. / [[DEATH FOG stands next to an employee's cubicle.]]
/ DEATH FOG: You know how you hate rush hour traffic every morning? / [[EMPLOYEE looks up at DEATH FOG. Neither speaks.]] / [[EMPLOYEE looks back at his monitor. DEATH FOG is still standing there. Neither speaks.]] / [[EMPLOYEE looks back up at DEATH FOG. Neither speaks.]] / [[DEATH FOG smiles and waves his hands enthusiastically.]]
/ DEATH FOG: GOOD NEWS!
/ [[EMPLOYEE sags in his chair.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090129.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom discusses the financial situation with his board of directors]]
/ / Evil Atom: For the first time since I started the company, we're forced to lay-off some of our employees. / / Evil Atom: We're trying to do this in an orderly way. I have a high-ranking board member handling this. / [[An Evil Inc board member approaches an employee at his desk]]
/ / Board Member: You know how you hate rush hour traffic every morning? / [[The employee looks towards the board member]] / [[The employee looks back at his computer screen]] / [[The employee looks towards the board member again]] / [[The board member waves his hands and smiles as the employee looks down]]
/ / Board Member: Good news! / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090129.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[SOUPERMAN and GRAPEZILLA are reading the list of layoffs.]]
/ SOUPERMAN: Lookit that list...Human Flame...FIRED. Micro-Lad...DOWN-SIZED. Executioner...AXED. Undertaker...DEEP-SIXED. / GRAPEZILLA: Why are you worried...Your name's not on the list, is it? / SOUPERMAN: No, but I feel like it's just a matter of time... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090130.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[A super villain and a lizard monster look at a layoff list on an Evil Inc office bulletin board]]
/ / Villain: Lookit that list... Human Flame... Fired. Micro-Lad... Down-sized. Executioner... Axed. Undertaker... Deep-sixed. / / Lizard Monster: Why are you worried... Your name's not on the list, is it? / [[The super villain turns to reveal that the icon on his suit is a Campbell's soup can]]
/ / Villain: No, but I feel like it's just a matter of time... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090130.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc...How may I harm you?
/ PHONE VOICE: I need help...The Evil Inc Guide to Yoga has gotten me into SHAPE! / LIGHTNING LADY: And that's the problem??
/ PHONE VOICE: Yes...the shape is "pretzel." / PHONE VOICE: I was in "downward-facing dog" and went into "crow"...then my back went "crik" and I haven't been able to move since. / LIGHTNING LADY: I see the problem. / LIGHTNING LADY: You must have ordered "FROZEN Yoga." http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090131.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady answers the phone at Evil Inc's reception desk]]
/ / Lightning Lady: Evil Inc... How may I harm you? / Caller: I need help... The Evil Inc Guide to Yoga has gotten me into shape! / / Lightning Lady: And that's the problem?? / Caller: Yes... The shape is "pretzel." / / Caller: I was in "downward facing dog" and went into "crow"... The My back went "crik" and I haven't been able to move since. / / Lightning Lady: I see the problem. / / Lightning Lady: You must have ordered "Frozen Yoga." / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090131.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | LAID OFF: DAY 1 / [[The BLUE-CLAD VILLAIN villain we saw being laid off by DEATH FOG on 1/29 is brushing his teeth.]]
/ CAPTION: 7 A.M.: Up at regular time, showered and dressed. / [[Smiling brightly, he steps out his front door.]]
/ CAPTION: 9 A.M. Ready to face a new day.
/ BLUE-CLAD VILLAIN: Life goes on! / [[He notices a commuter signalling a nearby bus.]] / [[And now he's back inside.]]
/ BLUE-CLAD VILLAIN (to himself): ...without me. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090202.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Stealth Bandit gets up on his first day on unemployment]]
/ / : Laid Off Day 1 / / : 7 A.M.: Up at regular time, showered and dressed. / [[Stealth Bandit steps out of his house ready to go]]
/ / : 9 A.M. Ready to face a new day. / Stealth Bandit: Life goes on! / [[Stealth Bandit watches a business man walk buy and hail a bus]] / [[Stealth Bandit stands dejectedly in his house]]
/ / Stealth Bandit: ...Without me. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090202.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | LAID OFF, Day 2 / [[BLUE GUY lies in bed in his darkened room. He's rigged up a gadget that will allow him to hit the snooze button without rolling over.]]
/ CAPTION: 10 A.M.: Hit the snooze button. Twice. Skipped breakfast in favor of an early lunch. / CAPTION: 1 P.M.: Call some contacts from previous jobs.
/ PHONE VOICE: Of COURSE I remember you! And that little GOING-AWAY present you left in my desk on your last day.
/ BLUE GUY (nervously): *heh-heh* / CAPTION: 11:30 PM: Look on the bright side.
/ BLUE GUY: I haven't caught "Letterman" since I was in college! / CAPTION: 11:35 P.M.: Despair.
/ TV: *Wauugghh* Oh, DAVE! http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090203.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Stealth Bandit on his second day of unemployment]]
/ / : Laid Off Day 2 / / : 10 A.M.: Hit the snooze button twice. Skipped breakfast in favor of an early lunch. / / : 1 P.M.: Call some contacts from previous job. / Ex-Employer: Of course I remember you! And that little going-away present you left in my desk on your last day. / Stealth Bandit: >heh-heh< / / : 11:30 P.M.: Look on the bright side. / Stealth Bandit: I haven't caught "Letterman" since I was in college! / / : 11:35 P.M.: Despair. / TV: >Wauugghh< Oh, Dave! / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090203.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | LAID OFF, DAY 3 / CAPTION: 11 A.M.: Alarm clock obliterated. Dressed. In yesterday's clothes.
/ [[BLUE GUY is sullen and unshaven. His costume looks rumpled. Behind him, the alarm clock is smashed and smoking.]] / CAPTION: 3 P.M.: Register with employment web site.
/ BLUE GUY: Do I have to decline a solicitation from either the military or some online college EVERY time I move my mouse?! / CAPTION: 3:14 P.M.: Disable browser's "auto-fill" option and make a note not to answer the door for anyone in uniform. / CAPTION: 2 A.M.: After a "brief" web-surfing break, take a lonely walk through browser history.
/ BLUE GUY: It's like a flow chart for Dante's third ring... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090204.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Stealth Bandit on his third day of unemployment]]
/ / : Laid Off Day 3 / / : 11 A.M.: Alarm clock obliterated. Dresses in yesterday's clothes. / / : 3 P.M.: Register with employment web site. / Stealth Bandit: Do I have to decline a solicitation from either the military or some online college every time I move my mouse?! / / : 3:14 P.M.: Disable browser's "Auto-Fill" option and make a note not to answer the door for anyone in uniform. / / : 2 A.M.: After a "brief" web-surfing break, take a lonely walk through browser history. / Stealth Bandit: It's like a flow chart for Dante's third ring... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090204.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | LAID OFF, DAY 4 / CAPTION: Awakened by the sun. Fully dressed. Since Tuesday.
/ [[BLUE GUY flinches from fiery ball in sky.]] / CAPTION: 2 P.M.: Work on resume.
/ BLUE GUY (types): Sold popcorn in movie theater. / CAPTION: 3 P.M.: Get serious.
/ BLUE GUY (types): Facilitated health and nutritional services in the entertainment industry. / CAPTION: 8 P.M.: Resume desperation sets in.
/ BLUE GUY (types): 1993-1999: United States Senator. / CAPTION: 9 P.M.: Take a break.
/ PIZZA GUY: Did you order the pizza?
/ BLUE GUY: I facilitated that commodities exchange, yes. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090205.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Stealth Bandit on his fourth day of unemployment]]
/ / : Laid Off Day 4 / / : Awakened by the sun. Fully dresses since Tuesday. / / : 2 P.M.: Work on resume. / Resume: Sold popcorn in movie theater. / / : 3 P.M.: Get serious. / Resume: Facilitated health and nutrition services in the entertainment industry. / / : 8 P.M.: Resume desperation sets in. / Resume: 1993-1999: United States Senator. / / : 9 P.M.: Take a break. / Pizza Delivery Guy: Did you order the pizza? / Stealth Bandit: I facilitated that commodities exchange, yes. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090205.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | LAID OFF, DAY 5 / [[BLUE GUY sits up in bed, still in full costume.]]
/ CAPTION: 6 A.M.: Awakened by a nagging thought. / CAPTION: 6:20 A.M.: Run to computer.
/ [["Shamble" to computer better describes what he does.]] / CAPTION: 6:45 A.M.: After extensive research, fact-checking and calculations, reach inevitable conclusion... / CAPTION: 6:50 A.M.: Unemployment insurance won't run out for another eight weeks. Resume job search in seven.
/ [[He's back in bed, snoring.]]
/ BLUE GUY: < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090206.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Stealth Bandit on his fifth day of unemployment]]
/ / : Laid Off Day 5 / / : 6 A.M.: Awakened by a nagging thought. / / : 6:20 A.M.: Run to computer. / / : 6:45 A.M.: After extensive research, fact-checking and calculations, reach inevitable conclusion... / / : 6:50 A.M.: Unemployment insurance won't run out for another eight weeks. Resume job search in seven. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090206.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | PERSONNEL FILE: STEALTH BANDIT / REAL NAME: Roy Wakefield
/ ORIGIN: Lifelong thief, safecracker.
/ POWERS: His ninja-level stealth and agility have atrophied over time. Remaining super-powers include snagging the last donut at meetings.
/ PARTNERSHIPS: He sometimes catches a game with Ed in Accounting.
/ HISTORY: He was once one of the top safe-crackers in the city, offering his unique services to many arch-nemesis-level villains. After landing a job at Evil Inc, however, he let his skills (and his stomach) go soft. He can often be found at the coffee machine, reliving his glory days. He is a recent victim of downsizing at Evil Inc, and is currently trying to find a new job.
/ AGE: 45
/ HEIGHT: 5'10"
/ WEIGHT: 210 lbs
/ FAMILY: Ex-wife, two children http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090207.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[CAPT. HEROIC gets a call.]]
/ HEROIC: Yo, Wingman! What's up?
/ WINGMAN (on the phone): Cap! Where ARE you?! You've missed three straight city-patrol shifts. Are you OK? / [[WINGMAN on a rooftop.]]
/ WINGMAN: We'll use the SPECIAL LEGION CODE LANGUAGE. Are you unable to get away...being beaten...or engaged in a one-sided battle? / HEROIC: Es-yay.
/ [[HEROIC is standing in his own living room with OSCAR. Both are holding Wii-motes. OSCAR is grinning broadly.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090209.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Capt. Heroic talks to Wingman on the phone]]
/ / Capt Heroic: Yo, Wingman! What's up? / Wingman: Cap! Where are you?! You've missed three straight city-patrol shifts. Are you OK? / / Wingman: We'll use the special legion code language. Are you unable to get away... Being beaten... Or engaged in a one-sided battle? / [[Capt. Heroic and Oscar stand in front of the TV, which displays the "Wii" logo, while Oscar grins ear to ear]]
/ / Capt Heroic: Ey-yay. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090209.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[WINGMAN and CAPT. HEROIC on patrol.]]
/ WINGMAN: So that's what's been distracting you?
/ A video game??
/ HEROIC: It's totally addictive, man! / WINGMAN: Have you spoken to anybody about this addiction?
/ HEROIC: I talked to my Dad about it. / HEROIC: I told him I was shirking my duties in favor of staying home and playing with my Wii.
/ WINGMAN: What'd he say? / HEROIC: He got quiet, muttered something about my losing my X-ray vision, and hung up. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090210.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Capt. Heroic and Wingman fly over the city on patrol]]
/ / Wingman: So that's what's been distracting you? A video game?? / Capt. Heroic: It's totally addictive, man! / / Wingman: Have you spoken to anybody about this addiction? / Capt. Heroic: I talked to my dad about it. / / Capt. Heroic: I told him that I was shirking my duties in favor staying home and playing with my Wii. / Wingman: What'd he say? / / Capt. Heroic: He got quite, muttered something about me losing my X-ray vision, and hung up. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090210.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | CAPT. HEROIC: Oscar...I HAVE to go out on patrol.
/ OSCAR: That's OK, Dad... / OSCAR: I'm just gonna play "Godzilla Unleashed" and work through a few levels.
/ [[A lone sweat drop appears on HEROIC's forehead.]] / OSCAR: All I need is a few more points to unlock Jet Jaguar. I can't wait to see how he plays.
/ [[HEROIC is half out the window and clearly struggling to choose duty over desire.]] / [[Elsewhere, the REAL Godzilla is destroying the REAL city. WINGMAN and another hero are waiting for HEROIC. WINGMAN holds a phone.]]
/ GREY HERO: Where's Cap? Usually he LIVES for stuff like this...
/ WINGMAN: You'll never believe this... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090211.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Capt. Heroic explains to Oscar that he has to work and can't stay and play video games]]
/ / Capt. Heroic: Oscar... I have to go out on patrol. / Oscar: That's OK, dad... / / Oscar: I'm just gonna play "Godzilla Unleashed" and work through a few levels. / / Oscar: All I need is a few more points to unlock Jet Jaguar. I can't wait to see how he plays. / [[Mr. Invincible and Wingman try to call Capt. Heroic while a Godzilla like lizard rampages through downtown]]
/ / Mr. Invincible: Where's cap? Usually he lives for stuff like this... / Wingman: You'll never believe this... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090211.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | MISS MATCH: Hon, you've been at the Wii all week!
/ CAPT. HEROIC: Aw, come on...you gotta try this!
/ [[He's bowling.]] / HEROIC: Remember...Make sure the wrist strap is tight. You'd be surprised how many Wii injuries happen due to a loose wrist strap. / [[MISS MATCH takes a shot. She does NOT have the wrist strap tight, but doesn't let go of the Wii-mote either.]]
/ HEROIC: See? The game picks up your motion! Even on the screen you throw like a girl! / [[Later, HEROIC is bent over a doctor's exam table and looks very uncomfortable as the doctor examines his hindquarters.]]
/ DOCTOR: She wasn't wearing her wrist strap, was she? http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090212.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Ms. Match approaches Capt. Heroic as he plays video games]]
/ / Ms. Match: Hon, You've been at the Wii all week! / Capt. Heroic: Aw, come on... You gotta try this! / / Capt. Heroic: Remember... Make sure the wrist strap is tight. You'd be surprised how many Wii injuries happen due to a loose wrist strap. / [[Ms. Match tries out the Wii]]
/ / Capt. Heroic: See? The game picks up your motion! Even on the screen you throw like a girl! / [[Capt. Heroic leans over a table in the doctors office]]
/ / Doctor: She wasn't wearing her wrist strap, was she? / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090212.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[Exterior, Nintendo corporate headquarters.]]
/ CUSTOMER SERVICE REP (from inside): It's RARE, but we DO hear about it from time to time... / CAPT. HEROIC: Are you saying my skill level is so low that I lost my "Mii?" / [[Elsewhere, HEROIC's Mii has appeared in the middle of a game GABE and TYCHO of "Penny Arcade" are playing.]]
/ TYCHO: What the heck is that?!
/ GABE: Who cares? Shoot it!
/ CUSTOMER SERVICE REP (narration caption): "How can I say this, Sir? Did your Mii leave a note...? http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090213.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Capt. Heroic calls Nintendo tech support]]
/ / Tech Support: It's rare, but we do hear about it from time to time... / / Capt Heroic: Are you saying my skill level is so low that I lost my "Mii"? / [[Capt Heroic's Mii appears in a game that Gabe and Tycho are playing]]
/ / Tycho: What the heck is that?! / Gabe: Who cares? Shoot it! / Tech Support: How can I say this, sir? Did your Mii leave a note...? / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090213.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc...How may I harm you?
/ PHONE VOICE: Hey! I've got some good news! / PHONE VOICE: I've been feeling overworked so I asked my supervisor to observe people who do the same job as mine in other departments. / PHONE VOICE: He says I do the work of THREE people from that other department! / LIGHTNING LADY: I don't think that's good news for you... / LIGHTNING LADY: I think it's BAD news for two people from the other department. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090214.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[Exterior of Munchi-Mart--which has a big bite out of its facade. This has nothing to do with the strip, but it's a neat design.]]
/ DR. VENOMOUS (from inside): Has it come to this? / DR. VENOMOUS: I am Dr. Venomous...reviled criminal mastermind...a regular on the most-wanted list...arch nemesis extraordinaire. / DR. VENOMOUS: I will not lower myself to generic string cheese.
/ CASHIER: But this coupon has expired. / [[VENOMOUS walks away, eating his string cheese. The lifeless hand of the CASHIER sticks out from behind the counter.]]
/ DR. VENOMOUS: We criminal masterminds are particular about our string cheese. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090216.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[A villain monologues inside a grocery store]]
/ / Villain: Has it come to this? / / Villain: I am Dr. Venomous... Reviled criminal mastermind... A regular on the most-wanted list... Arch nemesis extraordinaire. / / Dr. Venomous: (to cashier) I will not lower myself to generic string cheese. / Cashier: But this coupon has expired. / [[The cashier lays on the ground as Dr. Venomous walks away]]
/ / Dr. Venomous: We criminal masterminds are particular about our string cheese. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090216.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | DR. VENOMOUS: *sigh* Cutting coupons...a nemesis like ME...
/ STORE MANAGER (offpanel): HEY! YOU! / MANAGER: What did you do to my cashier??
/ VENOMOUS: She'll revive. Eventually.
/ MANAGER: I'm calling the cops for help! / VENOMOUS: Yes...help. We ALL need help in these dark days.
/ [[He absently plants one hand on the MANAGER'S face.]]
/ MANAGER: eep. / [[Still holding the MANAGER'S face, VENOMOUS notices the HELP WANTED sign nearby.]]
/ VENOMOUS: Say... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090217.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dr. venomous is stopped as he leaves the grocery store]]
/ / Dr. Venomous: >sigh< cutting coupons... A nemesis like me... / Unidentified Individual: Hey! You! / / Store Manager: What did you to my cashier?? / Dr. Venomous: She'll revive. Eventually. / Store Manager: I'm calling the cops for help! / [[Dr. Venomous grabs the Store Managers face]]
/ / Dr. Venomous: Yes... Help. We all need help in these dark days. / Store Manager: eep. / [[Dr. Venomous notices a help wanted sign]]
/ / Dr. Venomous: Say... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090217.html |
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