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| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[Close-up of a job application.]]
/ Last Name: Venomous
/ First: Dr.
/ Address: Carpathian Mountains
/ Position desired: Supreme ruler of the stockboy
/ Supervisor: Yes
/ Highest Level of Education: PhD
/ School: Transylvania University
/ Undergrad: Community College
/ High School: Bad Axe High School
/ Former Employment: Evil Inc
/ Former Supervisor: Dr. Muskiday / [[DR. VENOMOUS is startled by a hand on his shoulder.]]
/ VOICE (offpanel): I know what you're thinking... / SHADOWY FIGURE: "Have I fallen this far? How could my life have turned out this way? Will it ever be the way it was?"
/ VENOMOUS: Yes! YES!! How did you know? / [[The shadowy figure is revealed as another former Evil Inc employee, also holding an application.]]
/ GREY GUY: I know... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090218.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dr. venomous fills out an application to work at the grocery store]] / [[Dr. Venomous turns in surprise as a hand lands on his shoulder]]
/ / Unidentified Individual: I know what you're thinking... / / Unidentified Individual: Have I fallen this far? How could my life have turned out this way? Will it ever be the way it was? / Dr. Venomous: Yes! Yes!! How did you know? / [[The Unidentified individual is reveled to be Mr. Invincible who is also applying for a job at the grocery store]]
/ / Mr. Invincible: I know. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090218.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | MANAGER: I'm sorry. I can't hire you.
/ DR. VENOMOUS: But you hired Mr. Invincible!
/ [[In the background, MR. INVINCIBLE moves a stack of product.]] / MANAGER: You're a known criminal! You...you just molested the eggplants for the last half-hour!
/ VENOMOUS: I like fresh vegetables. A lot. / VENOMOUS: The sign says that you're an equal opportunity employer. Now you can either let me earn my money or I'll bleed it out of you in a court of law. / MANAGER: OK. OK. You're hired. But stop molesting the produce.
/ VENOMOUS: The way you have them displayed? Fat chance. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090219.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[The Grocery Store Manager talks with Dr. Venomous]]
/ / Store Manager: I'm sorry. I can't hire you. / Dr. Venomous: But you hired Mr. Invincible! / / Store Manager: You're a known criminal! You... You just molested the eggplant for the last half-hour! / Dr. Venomous: I like fresh vegetables. A lot. / / Dr. Venomous: The sign says that you're an equal opportunity employer. Now you can either let me earn my money or I'll bleed it out of you in a court of law. / / Store Manager: OK. OK. You're hired. But stop molesting the produce. / Dr. Venomous: The way you have them displayed? Fat chance. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090219.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[The staccato ratcheting of a price gun echoes through the aisles of the grocery store.]]
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090220.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[The sound of a pricing gun is heard from behind a grocery store isle]]
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090220.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | PERSONNEL FILE: DR. VENOMOUS / REAL NAME: (Withheld)
/ ORIGIN: Dr. Venomous is a career super-villain. After graduating from Transylvania University, he and another graduate was spotted by an Evil Inc headhunter. Venomous went to work for Dr. Muskiday. The other student is currently serving as a paperweight in the headhunter's Trenton. N.J., office.
/ POWERS: Super intellect, venom beams.
/ HISTORY: Dr. Venomous worked for Dr. Muskiday in the Research and Development Department of Evil Inc. He was instrumental in several Evil Inc innovations, not the least of which was removing the "reverse" ;ever on the Evil Inc Shrink Ray, thus reducing the thwart percentage of villians who used the weapon by 50% within the first three months.
/ AGE: 57
/ HEIGHT: 5'8"
/ WEIGHT: 175 lbs
/ FAMILY: Wife and small brood http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090221.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[Exterior, Munchi-Mart.]]
/ PHONE VOICE: Dr. Venomous! I heard you're working at a supermarket. Geez! You OK? / [[DR. VENOMOUS is working one of the checkout lines. He has the customer tied up on the conveyor along with her groceries and a saw blade is suspended overhead.]]
/ VENOMOUS: It's been an adjustment. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090223.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[A fellow villain calls Dr. Venomous at his job in the grocery store]]
/ / Villain: Dr. Venomous! I heard you're working at a supermarket. Geez! You OK? / [[On the belt of Dr. Venomous' check out isle, along with various grocery's, lies a tied up old woman, heading for a giant buzz saw]]
/ / Dr. Venomous: It's been an adjustment. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090223.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[DR. VENOMOUS and a customer at the Munchi-Mart.]]
/ CUSTOMER: Listen, stupid...I told you I wanted canned peaches in HEAVY syrup! THIS is LIGHT! / CUSTOMER: Don't you know the difference? This is LIGHT. It's LIGHT! / [[VENOMOUS clocks him with the can of peaches.]]
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090224.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[An irate customer shouts at Dr. Venomous over a service error]]
/ / Customer: Listen, stupid... I told you I wanted canned peaches in heavy syrup! This is light! / / Customer: Don't you know the difference? This is light. It's light! / [[Dr. Venomous beans the customer in the head with the can]]
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090224.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[DR. VENOMOUS and a kid riding in a shopping cart.]]
/ VENOMOUS: I'm just sayin'...I know the REAL Count Cocoa...a vile monster... / VENOMOUS (evil smile): No rounded fangs and docile grin for him. He'd rip your head off as soon as look at you. Then send your entrails in a package to your loved ones. / MOM (offpanel): Hey honey...how 'bout this one..."Count Cocoa"...says there's a surprise in the box!
/ [[KID looks like he's about to let out the great-granddaddy of all screams. DR. VENOMOUS walks off, smiling contentedly. Clearly, this was the high point of his workday.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090225.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dr. Venomous talks to a kid in a shopping cart about monster themed breakfast cereal]]
/ / Dr. Venomous: I'm just sayin'... I know the real Count Cocoa... A vile monster... / / Dr. Venomous: No rounded fangs and docile grin for him. He'd rip your head off as soon as look at you. Then send your entrails in a package to your loved ones. / [[Dr. Venomous walks off smiling as the kid turns towards his mother with a horrified look at her suggestion]]
/ / Mother: Hey honey... How 'bout this one... "Count Cocoa"... Says there's a surprise in the box! / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090225.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[Exterior, Munchi-Mart.]]
/ MR. INVINCIBLE (inside): You asked to see me, Mr. Swanson?
/ SWANSON (also inside): Yes. It's about Dr. Venomous... / MR. INVINCIBLE: I told you not to hire him!
/ SWANSON: I know. I know... / SWANSON: Listen...it looks as if giving him the Produce section wasn't enough...
/ MR. INVINCIBLE: He's annexed "Dairy," hasn't he? We have to notify "Baked Goods." / SWANSON (narrating): "Maybe not..."
/ [[DR. VENOMOUS is holding a war council. He stands over a blueprint of the store with plans marked on it. Two bandaged store employees handle a gurney with the body of a dead co-worker on it. Behind VENOMOUS, two other employees stand at attention. Both are bandaged and one holds a rifle.]]
/ DR. VENOMOUS: Those day-old rolls can't last forever... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090226.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Mr. Invincible talks to the grocery store manager]]
/ / Mr. Invincible: You asked to see me, mister Swanson? / Mr. Swanson: Yes. It's about Dr. Venomous... / / Mr. Invincible: I told you not to hire him! / Mr. Swanson: I know. I know... / / Mr. Swanson: Listen... It looks as if giving him the produce section wasn't enough... / Mr. Invincible: He's annexed "dairy," hasn't he? We have to notify "baked goods." / [[Several banged up and armed employees, one dead on a stretcher, stand around Dr. Venomous who is leaning over what looks like a military map]]
/ / Mr. Swanson: "Maybe not..." / Dr. Venomous: Those day-old rolls can't last forever... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090226.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | DR. VENOMOUS: It took weeks of scheming, plotting and planning...but I'm finally in control of the entire supermarket. / [[Silent panel. He smiles widely.]] / [[Silent panel. His smile is smaller.]] / [[Silent panel. The smile is gone. His expression is blank. He's the absolutle ruler of the Munchi-Mart...now what?]] / [[DR. VENOMOUS goes to the Frozen Food section and opens one of the freezers.]] / [[He sits down inside and lets the door close, startling a nearby customer.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090227.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dr. Venomous monologues at his check out counter]]
/ / Dr. Venomous: It took weeks of scheming, plotting and planning... But I'm finally in control of the entire supermarket. / [[Dr. Venomous beams]] / [[Dr. Venomous' smile fades to a grin]] / [[Dr. Venomous' smile fades completely]] / [[Dr. Venomous walks over to the frozen foods section and opens a freezer door while a customer looks on]] / [[To the customer's surprise Dr. Venomous gets inside the freezer and closes the door behind him]] / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090227.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc...How may I harm you?
/ PHONE VOICE: I have a question about my purchase. / PHONE VOICE: I got it out of the package, powered it up, and hit the "on" button... / PHONE VOICE: Suddenly, I'm surrounded by hundreds and hundreds of little number fours. What gives? / LIGHTNING LADY: Ah. Common error. The two products are right next to each other in the catalog. I'll fix it. / LIGHTNING LADY: Just return the product, and I'll ship out your FORCE field. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090228.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[Exterior, Comedy Cabaret. There's a sign showing that KEAGAN NEWBORNE is performing there.]]
/ KEAGAN (inside): My grandmother got a winning lottery number through a dream once... / [[Inside the club.]]
/ KEAGAN: She played that number for a year... / KEAGAN: We asked her why she kept putting a dollar on it every day, and she said, "Because your grandfather gave it to me."
/ We asked her how she could be so sure... / KEAGAN: "Because it finally hit. For 365 dollars." http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090302.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Keegan works his stand up routine at the comedy club]]
/ / Keegan: My grandmother got a winning lottery number through a dream once... / / Keegan: She played that number for a year... / / Keegan: We asked her why she kept putting a dollar on it every day, and she said, "because your grandfather gave it to me." We asked her how she could be so sure... / / Keegan: "Because it finally hit. For 365 dollars." / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090302.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[KEAGAN'S standup set continues.]]
/ KEAGAN: I grew up in a very small town in the midwest... / KEAGAN: The town is so small, its ZIP code is three. I lived there until I was twenty-seven. It's not that I liked living there...I just didn't know anyone was allowed to LEAVE. / KEAGAN: My Dad is the sheriff, though. We're really proud. / KEAGAN: He was the tenth caller... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090303.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Keegan works his stand up routine at the comedy club]]
/ / Keegan: I grew up in a very small town in the midwest... / / Keegan: The town is so small, it's zip code is three. I lived there until I was twenty seven. It's not that I liked living there... I just didn't know anyone was allowed to leave. / / Keegan: My dad is the sheriff, though. We're really proud. / / Keegan: He was the tenth caller... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090303.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | KEAGAN: Did'ja ever notice the Midwestern habit of pairing opposite words? / KEAGAN: My mom told me she felt "awfully good" before coming down with a "perfectly terrible" cold. / KEAGAN: Then she asked me to turn the coffee-maker "on off" so she could serve her pecan pie. / KEAGAN: She was proud of it, after all... / KEAGAN: ...it was made with "whole halves." http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090304.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Keegan works his stand up routine at the comedy club]]
/ / Keegan: Did'ja ever notice the midwestern habit of paring opposite words? / / Keegan: My mom told me she felt "awfully good" before coming down with a "perfectly terrible" cold. / / Keegan: Then she asked me to turn the coffee-maker "on off' so she could serve her pecan pie. / / Keegan: She was proud of it, after all... / / Keegan: ...It was made with "whole halves." / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090304.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | KEAGAN: A funny thing happened on the way to the Post Office...
/ [[A man in the audience gets up from his seat.]] / [[The man walks to the exit.]]
/ KEAGAN: Um...are you leaving? Aren't you forgetting your drink? / [[The spotlight helpfully finds the man's barely-touched martini.]] / KEAGAN: DON'T YOU KNOW THERE ARE SOBER KIDS IN CHINA?! http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090305.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Keegan works his stand up routine at the comedy club]]
/ / Keegan: A funny thing happened on the way to the post office... / [[A patron gets up and leaves]]
/ / Keegan: Um... Are you leaving? Aren't you forgetting your drink? / [[Keegan stares at the martini glass the patron left behind]] / / Keegan: Don't you know there are sober kids in China?! / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090305.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | CLUB OWNER: Nice set, kid...good stuff...
/ KEAGAN: Thanks, could I get paid early? / OWNER: What's the rush?
/ KEAGAN: I'm catching the red-eye home... / OWNER (offpanel): "Runnin' home to that girl, aren't ya?"
/ [[LIGHTNING LADY is home and hears someone at the door.]]
/ <<*knock knock*>>
/ KEAGAN (offpanel): "All I wanna do is see her surprise when she opens that door..." / [[LIGHTNING LADY opens the door and is surprised to see...IRON DRAGON?]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090306.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Keegan talks to Mel after finishing his stand up routine at the comedy club]]
/ / Mel: Nice set, kid... Good stuff... / Keegan: Thanks, could I get paid early? / / Mel: What's the rush? / Keegan: I'm catching the red-eye home... / [[Lightning turns to a knock at the door]]
/ / Mel: "Runnin home to that girl, aren't ya?" / Keegan: "All I wanna do is see her surprise when she opens that door..."
/ <<>knock knock<>> / [[Lightning Lady is surprised to see Iron Dragon as she opens the door]] / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090306.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | PERSONNEL FILES: MEL BLAKELY / NAME: Mel Blakely / ALIAS: Mel has used over 36 aliases during his career, most notably "Singing Sammy Swan," "Larry Lariat" and "Rita Rinaldi." / ORIGIN: Mel started on the bottom rung of Vaudeville and worked his way down. He worked with Argus the Gargoyle in the Catskills in the late '40s, and based on that relationship, he became a fill-in writer for the comic strip "Greystone Inn." Later, he starred on a cable-access TV show, "Mondays with Mel," which lasted several years before being noticed by industry executives. Who immediately cancelled it. He currently runs "Mel's Comedy Cabaret." / POWERS: Mel has an encyclopedic memory of old jokes and gags. / AGE: 93
/ HEIGHT: 4'5"
/ WEIGHT: 260
/ FAMILY: Wife, Irma, deceased. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090307.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | LIGHTNING LADY: What's WRONG? You haven't been to work in WEEKS! / IRON DRAGON: I need to talk, and you're the only person I can trust. I guess it's your age. It kinda makes you... / IRON DRAGON: ...wiser, I guess...
/ LIGHTNING LADY: Thanks for not saying "unattractive." / IRON DRAGON: Wisdom is not limited to AGE.
/ [[Both smile.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090309.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady is shocked to see Iron Dragon show up at her apartment]]
/ / Lightning Lady: What's wrong? You haven't been to work in weeks! / / Iron Dragon: I need to talk, and you're the only person I can really trust. I guess it's your age. It kinda makes you... / / Iron Dragon: ...Wiser, I guess... / Lightning Lady: Thanks for not saying "unattractive." / / Iron Dragon: Wisdom is not limited to age, / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090309.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | IRON DRAGON: I guess the reason I'm here is Desdemona.
/ LIGHTNING LADY: Oh, I'm so sorry... / LIGHTNING LADY: I've felt unrequited love, and I know how hard it is. I once had a tremendous crush on a guy who just never loved me back. / IRON DRAGON: We're engaged. / IRON DRAGON: But that "unrequited" thing sounds awful, too... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090310.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Iron Dragon confides in Lightning Lady]]
/ / Iron Dragon: I guess the reason I'm here is Desdemona. / Lightning Lady: Oh, I'm so sorry... / [[Lightning Lady puts a comforting hand on Iron Dragon's shoulder]]
/ / Lightning Lady: I've felt unrequited love, and I know how hard it is. I once had a tremendous crush on a guy who just never loved me back. / / Iron Dragon: We're engaged. / / Iron Dragon: But that "unrequited" thing sounds awful, too... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090310.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | LIGHTNING LADY: You like Desdemona...she likes you... / LIGHTNING LADY: ...so why does the thought of marriage scare you into hiding? / IRON DRAGON: How do I know that she's the one? The one I can grow old with...like...What if she gains weight and stuff? / LIGHTNING LADY: Sweety...Before you can grow old, you're gonna have to grow up. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090311.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Iron Dragon and Lightning Lady talk about Iron Dragon's engagement to Desdemona]]
/ / Lightning Lady: You like Desdemona... She likes you... / / Lightning Lady: ...So why does the thought of marriage scare you into hiding? / / Iron Dragon: How do I know that she's the one? The one I can grow old with... Like... What if she gains weight and stuff? / / Lightning Lady: Sweety... Before you can grow old, you're gonna have to grow up. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090311.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | IRON DRAGON: I'm serious. I want to grow old with this woman. How do I know she's the one? / LIGHTNING LADY: You don't find happiness through the RIGHT PERSON. You find the right person through HAPPINESS. Can she make you happy? Can you make HER happy? / IRON DRAGON: CAN I? Three times last Tuesday ALONE... / LIGHTNING LADY: Are you SURE you want to grow old? http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090312.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Iron Dragon and Lightning Lady talk about Iron Dragon's engagement to Desdemona]]
/ / Iron Dragon: I'm serious. I want to grow old with this woman. How do I know she's the one? / / Lightning Lady: You don't find happiness through the right person. You find the right person through happiness. Can she make you happy? Can you make her happy? / / Iron Dragon: Can I? Three times last Tuesday alone... / / Lightning Lady: Are you sure you want to grow old? / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090312.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | LIGHTNING LADY: No marriage is guaranteed...but you have to remember SHE'S taking a risk, too. / LIGHTNING LADY: There IS no "right person"...just a person whom you can work with to MAKE things right.
/ IRON DRAGON: So you think this is the right thing to do?
/ LIGHTNING LADY: Only if you're ready to MAKE it right. / IRON DRAGON: It must be great to be in such a strong relationship.
/ [[And KEAGAN has returned home just in time to see IRON DRAGON hugging LIGHTNING LADY.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090313.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Iron Dragon and Lightning Lady talk about Iron Dragon's engagement to Desdemona]]
/ / Lightning Lady: No marriage is guaranteed... But you have to remember she's taking a risk, too. / / Lightning Lady: There is no "right person"... Just a person whom you can work with you to make things right. / Iron Dragon: So you think this is the right thing to do? / Lightning Lady: Only if you're ready to make it right. / [[Having just gotten home Keegan stands in front of the door, stunned, watching Lightning Lady give Iron Dragon a hug]]
/ / Iron Dragon: It must be great to be in such a strong relationship. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090313.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc...How may I harm you?
/ PHONE VOICE: Last week I bought the Evil Inc Retcon-O-Matic for forty bucks. / PHONE VOICE: When I look at my bank statement, I see a withdrawal of eighty dollars for the transaction. What gives?
/ LIGHTNING LADY: One moment... / LIGHTNING LADY: According to our records, unbeknownst to you, you have an evil twin who tapped into your account with Evil Inc and ordered a second unit, sending it to himself. / PHONE VOICE: You're kidding! I haven't even used mine yet. Does the darned thing even work?? / LIGHTNING LADY: ...like a charm... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090314.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[KEAGAN shoves between IRON DRAGON and LIGHTNING LADY.]]
/ KEAGAN: WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?! / KEAGAN: The minute my back's turned, YOU move in?!
/ LIGHTNING LADY: Don't you TRUST me?! / KEAGAN: Of COURSE I do!
/ LIGHTNING LADY: Then what does turning your back have to do with anything? / KEAGAN: Let's find out.
/ [[He turns and walks away.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090316.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Keegan, jumping to the wrong conclusion, barges between Lightning Lady and Iron Dragon]]
/ / Keegan: What's going on here?! / / Keegan: (to Iron Dragon) The minute my back's turned you move in?! / Lightning Lady: Don't you trust me?! / / Keegan: (to Lightning Lady) Of course I do! / Lightning Lady: Then what does turning your back have to do with anything? / [[Keegan turns to walk away]]
/ / Keegan: Let's find out. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090316.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | LIGHTNING LADY: WAIT! TALK TO ME!
/ KEAGAN: I SAW you there--in his arms--I'm not STUPID! / KEAGAN: Look...I'm not a cape. I've ALWAYS known this day would come... / KEAGAN: How can I compete? He probably shoots lasers out of his eyes or morphs into a powerful alien... / LIGHTNING LADY: He controls a mechanical dragon.
/ KEAGAN: I drive a Volvo.
/ ...an AUTOMATIC!! http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090317.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady stops Keegan as he tries to leave]]
/ / Lightning Lady: Wait! Talk to me! / Keegan: I saw you in there -- in his arms -- I'm not stupid! / / Keegan: Look... I'm not a cape. I've always known this day would come... / / Keegan: How can I compete? He probably shoots lasers out of his eyes or morphs into a powerful alien... / / Lightning Lady: He controls a mechanical dragon. / Keegan: I drive a Volvo. ...An Automatic!! / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090317.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | KEAGAN: It was only a matter of time before you found someone more SUITED to your lifestyle.
/ LIGHTNING LADY: What? / KEAGAN: He's a villain! He understands when you talk about "Spandex creep" and mask chafing... / KEAGAN: If I'm anywhere near the action, it's likely to be as an innocent bystander--or a hostage... / LIGHTNING LADY: Innocent or not, you're no bystander.
/ KEAGAN: And I'm no hostage. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090318.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady and Keegan spar over their relationship]]
/ / Keegan: It was only a matter of time before you found someone more suited to your lifestyle. / Lightning Lady: What? / / Keegan: He's a villain! He understands wen you talk about "spandex creep" and mask chafing... / / Keegan: If I'm anywhere near the action, It's likely to be as an innocent bystander -- or a hostage... / [[Keegan turns to leave]]
/ / Lightning Lady: Innocent or not, you're no bystander. / Keegan: And I'm no hostage. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090318.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | LIGHTNING LADY: For the last time, Iron Dragon was asking what to do about his fiancee!
/ KEAGAN: And you were...DEMONSTRATING?! / LIGHTNING LADY: That was low.
/ KEAGAN: Maybe I DO have a super-power. / LIGHTNING LADY: Your lack of POWERS never affected my love for you. / LIGHTNING LADY: But Iron Dragon can do something you can't do, and that makes it hard to be in a relationship with you. / LIGHTNING LADY: Because HE can commit. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090319.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady and Keegan spar over their relationship]]
/ / Lightning Lady: For the last time, Iron Dragon was asking what to do about his fiancee! / Keegan: And you were... demonstrating?! / / Lightning Lady: That was low. / Keegan: Maybe I do have a super-power. / / Lightning Lady: Your lack of powers never affected my love for you. / / Lightning Lady: But Iron Dragon can do something you can't do, and that makes it hard to be in a relationship with you. / / Lightning Lady: Because he can commit. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090319.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | KEAGAN: You don't think I'm committed to you?!
/ LIGHTNING LADY: Clearly not. / LIGHTNING LADY: How long have we been dating--living together? What's it gonna take to make YOU want to get married? / KEAGAN: We don't need a piece of paper to give our commitment meaning. / LIGHTNING LADY: Nope...we just need the commitment to make the paper meaningful.
/ [[She walks away, he hangs his head.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090320.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady and Keegan spar over their relationship]]
/ / Keegan: You don't think I'm committed to you?! / Lightning Lady: Clearly not. / / Lightning Lady: How long have we been dating -- living together? What's it gonna take to make you want to get married? / / Keegan: We don't need a piece of paper to give our commitment meaning. / [[Lightning Lady turns to leave]]
/ / Lightning Lady: Nope... We just need the commitment to make the paper meaningful. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090320.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc...How may I harm you?
/ PHONE VOICE: I see Evil Inc is now selling iPhone apps. Cool! / PHONE VOICE: I have an app to organize my schemes; one to store data on my enemies; one to use GPS to find the nearest bank... / LIGHTNING LADY: And if you're ever in a jam, you can phone a colleague for help. / PHONE VOICE: Really? What's the name of THAT app?
/ LIGHTNING LADY: It's not an app. Just use the phone. / PHONE VOICE: The what, now?
/ LIGHTNING LADY: Sir, aren't you using your iPhone to call ME? / PHONE VOICE: What? And discontinue my GPS-based tracking of mongoose migration set to an infinite Bee Gees playlist?? http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090321.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | EVIL ATOM: I'm going to the print shop to check on the quarterly report. / [[He opens the print shop door...]]
/ EVIL ATOM: Hello, I... / [[...and is drenched in a red liquid from above.]] / [[..which came from a copy of the quarterly report suspended above the doorway.]]
/ EVIL ATOM: Now THAT'S a lot of red ink... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090323.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom steps out of his office]]
/ / Evil Atom: (To Desdemona) I'm going to the print shop to check the quarterly report. / [[Evil Atom walks through the print shop door]]
/ / Evil Atom: Hello, I... / [[Evil Atom looks up as a red liquid rains down on him]]
/ / Evil Atom: ... / [[The source of the red liquid, not a bucket but the Evil Inc quarterly report, hangs above the door with Evil Atom, now drenched standing beneath it]]
/ / Evil Atom: Now that's a lot of red ink... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090323.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[EVIL ATOM holds a copy of the quarterly report.]]
/ EVIL ATOM: Ladies and gentlemen...it's been grim. / [[Wide shot of the board meeting, revealing that DR. DOOM is trying to hide under the table. ULTRON looks down at him disapprovingly.]]
/ EVIL ATOM: ahem...Let me re-phrase... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090324.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom holds up the quarterly report at a board meeting]]
/ / Evil Atom: Ladies and gentlemen... It's been grim. / [[Dr. Doom cowers under the table]]
/ / Evil Atom: ahem... Let me re-phrase... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090324.html |
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