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| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[Board meeting continues.]]
/ EVIL ATOM: Profits are down, we can't meet payroll, and we're behind on our debt. / EVIL ATOM: Obviously, I'm not gonna seek a $300,000 raise this year. / [[Exterior, Evil Inc corporate headquarters.]]
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090325.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom holds a board meeting to discuss the quarterly report]]
/ / Evil Atom: Profits are down, we can't meet payroll, and we're behind on our debt. / / Evil Atom: Obviously, I'm not gonna seek a $300,000 raise this year. / [[The racous laughter is so loud it can be heard outside Evil Inc]]
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090325.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | EVIL ATOM: Evil Inc may not be able to service its debt load in the next quarter... / EVIL ATOM: People can't pay their mortgages, so the banks are foreclosing--only to find that the property values have plummeted. So banks lean on the businesses they've loaned money to, and businesses cutting costs...which means lay-offs...which means more defaulted mortgages...and so on...it's brought the world to its knees. / EVIL ATOM: I don't know whether to be angry or jealous. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090326.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom holds a board meeting to discuss the quarterly report]]
/ / Evil Atom: Evil Inc may not be able to service its debt load in the next quarter... / / Evil Atom: People can't pay their mortgages, so the banks are foreclosing -- Only to find that the property values have plummeted. So banks lean on the businesses they've loaned money to, and businesses cutting costs... Which means lay-offs... Which means more defaulted mortgages... And so on... It's bought the world to it's knees. / / Evil Atom: I don't know weather to be angry or jealous. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090326.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | EVIL ATOM: The way I see it, the only way outta this mess is gonna involve a bail-out... / CAPTION: Later...
/ [[EVIL ATOM has apparently decided to rob the Third National Bank. He's got a banker by the shirtfront and is talking on a cell phone.]]
/ EVIL ATOM: Aw, nuts...Are you serious, Vinnie? / [[He's talking to VINCENT PEALE of Vincent Peale Bail Bonds.]]
/ VINNIE: You do more than THREATEN those guys and I can't do a thing for you. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090327.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom holds a board meeting to discuss the quarterly report]]
/ / Evil Atom: The way I see it, the only way outta this mess is gonna involve a bail-out... / [[Later... Evil Atom talks on the phone while holding a man by the collar at Third National Bank]]
/ / Evil Atom: Aw, nuts... Are you serious, Vinnie? / [[Inside a store marked "Vincent Teale Bail Bonds" a man talks to Evil Atom over the phone]]
/ / Vincent: You do more than threaten those guys and I can't do a thing for you. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090327.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | PERSONNEL FILES: MOONSKULL / NAME: Arthur Helmsley
/ ORIGIN: As one of the first astronauts to explore the dark side of the moon, Arthur stumbled upon a talisman of a forgotten race of space explorers who had used the moon as an outpost. Upon disturbing the mystical device, Arthur's body was transformed into gas, leaving only his animated skeleton in his space suit. The transformation gave him great powers, but drove him quite mad.
/ POWERS: Moonskull can read people's thoughts and anticipate their actions. He has super strength and projects a debilitating thought blast.
/ GROUP AFFILIATION: Moonskull is a member of the Evil Inc Board of Directors. / AGE: 54
/ HEIGHT: 6'2"
/ WEIGHT: 270
/ FAMILY: Unknown http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090328.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[A limo pulls up to a parking meter.]]
/ EVIL ATOM (inside limo): Here we are... / [[DESDEMONA climbs out.]]
/ EVIL ATOM (still inside the car): Welcome to the DC universe... / EVIL ATOM: ...home to some of the most powerful do-gooders imaginable...as well as an assortment of the craziest, most zealous, evil whack jobs ever gathered. / [[Panoramic landscape. They are in Washington, DC. The Washington Monument is in the center of the panel and the Capitol building is behind it.]]
/ EVIL ATOM: I'm scared. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090330.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[A black limo pulls up to a curb]]
/ / Evil Atom: (to Desdemona) Here we are... / [[Desdemona steps out of the limo]]
/ / Evil Atom: Welcome to the DC universe... / / Evil Atom: ...Home to some of the most powerful do-gooders imaginable... As well as an assortment of the craziest, most zealous, evil whack jobs ever gathered. / [[Evil Atom and Desdemona stand before the Washington Monument]]
/ / Desdemona: I'm scared. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090330.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[Exterior, the White House.]]
/ EVIL ATOM (from inside): So you see, Mister President, I've tried everything before coming to you with this request... / [[Inside the Oval Office.]]
/ EVIL ATOM: But the country NEEDS Evil Inc to stay in business. Without us, you've got hundreds of super-powered reprobates running rampant on the streets. / PRESIDENT OBAMA: You can't set all of those villains loose on America! / EVIL ATOM (leaning menacingly over the President's desk): YES. WE. CAN. / {{Which was, of course, one of the Obama campaign's slogans.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090331.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom talks with the president at the white house]]
/ / Evil Atom: So you see mister president, I've tried everything before coming to you with this request... / / Evil Atom: But the country needs Evil Inc to stay in business. Without us, you've got hundreds of super-powered reprobates running rampant on the streets. / / President: You can't set all of those villains loose on America! / / Evil Atom: Yes. We. Can. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090331.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[EVIL ATOM and DESDEMONA are waiting outside SEN. HUBBARD's office.]]
/ HUBBARD (inside): If anyone thinks I'm going to support a bailout of a bunch of villains, they have another thing coming. / HUBBARD (inside and offpanel): Imagine! ...Supporting a bailout of a company whose core business would get you thrown in prison if you practiced it on the streets! Ludicrous!
/ [[EVIL ATOM and DESDEMONA look worried.]] / [[Two men toting briefcases marked "Slave-Card" and "V Card" leave the office.]]
/ HUBBARD (from inside): GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!
/ EVIL ATOM (whispering): Try not to look like a credit-card lobbyist.
/ DESDEMONA (also whispering): Believe me, there's NOTHING plastic about me. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090401.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom and Desdemona wait outside a senators office listening to a heated argument inside]]
/ / Sen. Hubbard: If anyone thinks I'm going to support the bailout of a bunch of villains, they have another thing coming. / / Sen. Hubbard: Imagine! ...Supporting a bailout of a company whose core business practice would get you thrown in prison if you practiced it on the streets! Ludicrous!! / [[Two lobbyists carrying briefcases with credit card logos on them leave Sen. Hubbard's office]]
/ / Sen. Hubbard: Get out of my office! / Evil Atom: Try not to look like a credit-card lobbyist. / Desdemona: Believe me, there's nothing plastic about me. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090401.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | SEN. HUBBARD: You KNOW I can't support a bailout for Evil Inc. I have a CAMPAIGN coming up. / EVIL ATOM: Yes. You do, don't you? Just imagine the difference ten-thousand dollars would make to your campaign fund. / EVIL ATOM: Or FIFTY-thousand...or maybe a couple-HUNDRED-thousand...
/ HUBBARD (brightening): There are limits on campaign contributions. / EVIL ATOM: Yes...Luckily there aren't any limits on campaign CONFISCATIONS. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090402.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom meets with Senator Hubbard to ask for a bailout]]
/ / Sen. Hubbard: You know I can't support a bailout for Evil Inc. I have a campaign coming up. / / Evil Atom: Yes. You do, don't you? Just imagine the difference ten-thousand dollars would make to your campaign fund. / / Evil Atom: Or fifty-thousand... Or maybe a couple-hundred-thousand... / Sen. Hubbard: There are limits on campaign contributions. / / Sen. Hubbard: Yes... Luckily there aren't any limits on campaign confiscations. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090402.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | SEN. HUBBARD (offpanel): I'm sorry. I can't support a bailout for Evil Inc.
/ EVIL ATOM (looking at a picture on the wall): Nice cow. Prize-winner. Is it yours? / HUBBARD: Yes. I'm having it butchered. I can't wait to eat those juicy steaks. / CAPTION: That night...
/ [[Exterior, SEN. HUBBARD's house.]] / [[HUBBARD is in bed, fast asleep.]]
/ HUBBARD: < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090403.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom glances towards a picture of a cow on the wall of Senator Hubbard's office]]
/ / Sen. Hubbard: I'm sorry. I won't support a bailout for Evil Inc. / Evil Atom: Nice cow. Prize-winner. Is it yours? / / Sen. Hubbard: Yes. I'm having it butchered. I can't wait to eat those juicy steaks. / [[That night...]] / [[Senator Hubbard lies asleep in his bed]]
/ / Sen. Hubbard: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ / [[Senator Hubbard wakes up to find what appears to be a cow's head in his bed]]
/ / Sen. Hubbard: ZZZZZZ* / [[Senator Hubbard screams to find it's a Frankenstein-like cow zombie]]
/ / Sen. Hubbard: AARRGGHHH! / Cow: moo. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090403.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | PERSONNEL FILES: SEN. HUBBARD / NAME: Senator Myron Hubbard
/ ORIGIN: In his bid to gain the Senate seat in Evil Atom's district, Hubbard courted the villain vote strongly with several "pro-foe" initiatives. Once elected, however, he failed to deliver. / HISTORY: Having wasted a huge amount of money on Sen. Hubbard's campaign, Evil Atom instructed a microscopic employee to spy on the politician. One night, Atom got a call that the Senator was in trouble. He had been caught at the State Fair spending quality time in the sheep barn. Evil Atom was able to intervene, and a major scandal was avoided. The Senator has been beholden to Evil Atom ever since. / POWERS: High-ranking member of Senate, Chairman of Committee on Extra-Powered Americans. / AGE: 66
/ HEIGHT: 5'10"
/ WEIGHT: 195
/ FAMILY: Ex-wife, Lidia, and two kids.
/ No children. {sic} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090404.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[MISS MATCH from the parallel Earth is lurking around the lunch room at Evil Inc. FRED THE ZOMBIE is putting his lunch in the fridge.]]
/ MISS MATCH-2's DIARY: Dear Diary, after weeks of trying to find a way back to my own world, I must accept I may be trapped here. / [[FRED leaves and MISS MATCH-2 sneaks over to the fridge.]]
/ MISS MATCH-2'S DIARY: I've been surviving at Evil Inc HQ on stolen lunches and vending machines. / [[She looks inside FRED's lunch bag.]]
/ MISS MATCH-2 (thinking): That's...not Jello, is it? / [[She walks away from a snack machine. She's punched a hole in the glass in order to steal a package of cookies, which she's glumly eating.]]
/ MISS MATCH-2'S DIARY: I know two things. I need to find a job, and I must find this "Famous Amos."
/ And punch him in the face. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090406.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Parallel Ms. Match sneaking around Evil Inc watches a zombie put his lunch into the lunch-room fridge]]
/ / Parallel Ms. Match: (thinking) Dear dairy, after weeks of trying to find a way back to my own world, I must accept I may be trapped here. / / Parallel Ms. Match: (thinking) I've been surviving at the Evil Inc HQ on stolen lunches and vending machines. / [[Parallel Ms. Match looks into the bag the zombie left behind]]
/ / Parallel Ms. Match: (thinking) That's... Not Jello, is it? / [[Having smashed her way into a vending machine Parallel Ms. Match walks off with a bag of cookies]]
/ / Parallel Ms. Match: (thinking) I know two things. I need to find a job, and I must find this "Famous Amos." and punch him in the face. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090406.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[MISS MATCH-2, wreathed in flame, flies through the air.]]
/ MISS MATCH-2 (narrating): Dear Diary, As I cope with being marooned in this parallel dimension, I realize I need gainful employment.
/ On my world, I was a hero, so I thought... / MISS MATCH-2 (narrating): ...maybe the Legion of Justice would want me. / MISS MATCH-2 (narrating): Sure enough, they did...
/ [[MISS MATCH-2 stands in line to get a job application at the Legion of Justice's Department of Super-Human Resources. She tries to hide her face, since there are Wanted posters up for EVIL ATOM, DR. MUSKIDAY and...MISS MATCH.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090407.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Parallel Ms. Match scorches through the sky]]
/ / Parallel Ms. Match: (thinking) Dear diary, as I cope with being marooned in this parallel dimension, I realize I need gainful employment. On my world, I was a hero, so I thought... / / Parallel Ms. Match: ...Maybe the legion of justice would want me. / [[Parallel Ms. Match stands in line to fill out an application at the Legion of Justice while trying to hide her face due to her wanted poster on the far wall]]
/ / Parallel Ms. Match: Sure enough, they did... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090407.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | MISS MATCH-2: Dear Diary, living in this parallel universe is going to mean my hanging up the Spandex. / [[She looks at her costume hanging in the closet. It's much skimpier than her counterpart's.]] / [[She looks away.]] / [[She looks back at the costume.]]
/ MISS MATCH-2: Seems like OVERKILL to use an entire hanger... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090408.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Parallel Ms. Match puts away her super suit]]
/ / Parallel Ms. Match: (thinking) Dear Diary, living in this parallel universe is going to mean hanging up the spandex. / [[Parallel Ms. Match looks at her suit barely covering the hanger]] / [[She looks away for a moment]] / [[She looks back scowling]]
/ / Parallel Ms. Match: (thinking) Seems like overkill to use an entire hanger... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090408.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[MISS MATCH-2, in civvies, waits at a bus stop and reads a newspaper.]]
/ MISS MATCH-2 (narrating): Dear Diary, living as a civilian has its ADVANTAGES... / [[Now she's on the bus.]]
/ MISS MATCH-2: No one expects me to save the world. No one is screaming to me for help. / [[Collecting her mail.]]
/ MISS MATCH-2: No one expects amazing feats from me... / [[Entering her apartment.]]
/ MISS MATCH-2: ...Oddly enough, those are the DISADVANTAGES, too. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090409.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Parallel Ms. Match waits at a bus stop reading the newspaper]]
/ / Parallel Ms. Match: (thinking) Dear dairy, living as a civilian has its advantages... / [[Parallel Ms. Match rides home on the bus]]
/ / Parallel Ms. Match: (thinking) No one expects me to save the world. No one is screaming to me for help. / [[Parallel Ms. Match checks her mail]]
/ / Parallel Ms. Match: (thinking) No one expects amazing feats from me... / [[Parallel Ms. Match walks into her apartment]]
/ / Parallel Ms. Match: (thinking) ...Oddly enough, those are the disadvantages, too. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090409.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[MISS MATCH-2 examines her paycheck at the coffee shop where she now works.]]
/ MISS MATCH-2 (narrating): Dear Diary, I made it to my first pay day.
/ When I find this "FICA" guy, my revenge will be swift. / [[At the bus stop, reading the paper.]]
/ MISS MATCH-2 (still narrating): I'm looking forward to the weekend. I'm gonna draw a hot bath, pour a glass of wine and try to... / MISS MATCH-2: Relax...?
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090410.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Parallel Ms. Match looks over pay check at work]]
/ / Parallel Ms. Match: (thinking) Dear dairy, I made it to my first pay day. When I find this "FICA" guy, my revenge will be swift. / [[Parallel Ms. Match waits at a bus stop reading the newspaper]]
/ / Parallel Ms. Match: (thinking) I'm looking forward to the weekend. I'm gonna draw a hot bath, pour a glass of wine, and try to... / [[Capt. Heroic, stunned, goes flying backwards through the air past Ms. Match]]
/ / Parallel Ms. Match: (thinking) Relax...?
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090410.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc...How may I harm you?
/ PHONE VOICE: I have a question about beginning villainy: How do we...answer the call of nature? / LIGHTNING LADY: Ah...Evil Inc has solved that problem. We know that it's not alway convenient to find a restroom in every dungeon, castle, lair and hideout. / LIGHTNING LADY: So we sell a pocket-sized inter-dimensional transporter. / LIGHTNING LADY: Activate it, and it whisks you to a clean, private facility in a hidden universe so you can do your business. / LIGHTNING LADY: We call it the Portal-Potty. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090411.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | CAPTION: Meanwhile...
/ [[At Legion of Justice HQ, ROCKET GUY is instructing EMERALD GUY about a very important chore.]]
/ ROCKET GUY: ...and make sure you spray the glass cleaner on the towel first and THEN wipe. / ROCKET GUY (indicating the computer monitors around the office): We've lost a lot of these things because of spray corrosion. / ROCKET GUY: *sigh* Oh...and please... / ROCKET GUY: Don't complain about monitor duty.
/ ...It's trite.
/ CAPT. HEROIC (via a monitor): Captain Heroic to Legion! Come in Legion of Justice! http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090413.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Meanwhile... A Legion of Justice hero teaches Elastic Man how to clean the office computers]]
/ / Hero: ...And make sure you spray the glass cleaner on the towel first and then wipe. / / Hero: We've lost a lot of these things because of spray corrosion. / / Hero: >sigh< Oh... And please... / [[Capt. Heroic's voice comes in over the radio]]
/ / Hero: Don't complain about monitor duty. ...It's trite. / Radio: Captain Heroic to Legion! Come in Legion of Justice! / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090413.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[A giant lobster with a purple aura is terrorizing the populace. People flee in terror as CAPT. HEROIC has been flung against a building.]]
/ HEROIC: Cap to Legion of Justice...Come in, Legion...I'm gonna need back-up downtown around Eight Street and Market...This creature is incredibly powerful!
/ COMM VOICE: How strong is he? / HEROIC: He's about 30-50 KDS.
/ COMM VOICE: FIFTY KIRBY-DOTS-PER-SECOND?! Dibs on Cap's locker... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090414.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Terrified citizens run as an enormous glowing lobster prepares to hurl a car at Capt. Heroic who is backed against a wall and calling for help]]
/ / Capt. Heroic: Cap to Legion of Justice... Come in, Legion... I'm gonna need back-up downtown around eight street and market... This creature is incredibly powerful! / Legion of Justice Hero 1: How strong is he? / / Capt. Heroic: He's about 30-50 KDS. / Legion of Justice Hero: Fifty Kirby-dots-per-second?! Dibs on Cap's locker... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090414.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | ELASTIC MAN: Cap...I've got nobody in the power class you need to help you with the kind of villain you're describing. / CAPT. HEROIC: Then you'd better make reservations for DEAD LOBSTER...
/ ...melt some butter, pal, 'cause it's time to separate the SURF from my TURF.
/ I'm gonna ROCK this LOBSTER...and...and...
/ ELASTIC MAN (via comm): Yeah! Take him on man-o a claw-o! / HEROIC: Please, Elastic Man, don't try to out-quip me. It's not cool...
/ [[An enormous claw taps him on the shoulder.]] / [[The giant lobster swats HEROIC away.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090415.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Elastic Man talks with Capt. Heroic over the Legion of Justice radio]]
/ / Elastic Man: Cap... I've got nobody in the power class you need to help you with the kind of villain you're describing. / / Capt. Heroic: The you'd better make reservations for Dead Lobster... ...Melt some butter, pal, 'cause it's time to separate the Surf from my Turf. I'm gonna Rock this Lobster... And... And... / Elastic Man: Yeah! Take him on man-o a claw-o! / [[Rock Lobster taps Capt. Heroic on the shoulder]]
/ / Capt. Heroic: Please, Elastic Man, don't try to out-quip me. It's not cool... / [[Rock Lobster knocks Capt. Heroic flying]] / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090415.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[MISS MATCH-2 runs into an alley.]]
/ MISS MATCH-2 (thinking): Cap's outmatched by that monster. He needs my help! / [[She pulls her costume out of her bag.]]
/ MISS MATCH-2: Good thing I decided against leaving this on a hanger. / [[She pulls her shirt up.]]
/ MISS MATCH-2: Now for a quick change... / [[A crowd of men--including the giant lobster monster--has gathered at the alley entrance to stare.]]
/ MISS MATCH-2 (still in the alley): *sigh* I'll bet this never happened to Spider-Woman. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090416.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Ms. Match dashes into an alley to change into her super suit]]
/ / Ms. Match: (thinking) Cap's outmatched by that monster, he needs my help! / / Ms. Match: (thinking) Good thing I decided against leaving this hanger. / [[Ms. Match starts to take off her shirt]]
/ / Ms. Match: Now for a quick change... / [[The entire crowd of bystanders, and Rock Lobster, stop to watch Ms. Match]]
/ / Ms. Match: >sigh< I'll bet this never happened to spider-woman. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090416.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[MISS MATCH-2, now in costume, stands on a rooftop.]]
/ MISS MATCH-2 (thinking): Great, I found a private place to change, but I still have a problem... / MISS MATCH-2: How does a parallel-universe hero help ANOTHER hero in a world in which her double is a villain? / [[She has an idea.]] / [[She swoops down and punches CAPT. HEROIC in the face, confusing the giant lobster monster.]]
/ GIANT LOBSTER MONSTER: ?
/ MISS MATCH-2: I hope he appreciates this... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090417.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Parallel Ms. Match changes into her super suit on a roof top]]
/ / Parallel Ms. Match: (thinking) Great, I found a private place to change, but I still have a problem... / / Parallel Ms. Match: (thinking) How does a parallel-universe hero help another hero in a world in which her double is a villain? / [[Parallel Ms. Match gets an idea]] / [[Parallel Ms. Match flies between Capt. Heroic and Rock Lobster punching Capt. Heroic in the jaw]]
/ / Parallel Ms. Match: (thinking) I hope he appreciates this... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090417.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | PERSONNEL FILE: ELASTIC MAN / NAME: Brian O'Lee / ORIGIN: Brian, a quality-control technician at India Rubber, a plastics and plymer production facility, was trapped in the research-and-development lab during a freak power surge. He was exposed to several plastic-development experiments being housed therein, turning his body into organic plastic. After years toiling on the freak-show circuit, O'Lee turned to heroing. / POWERS: Elastic Man can stretch, compress and reshape his body with almost limitless results. However, he cannot change his color. / PARTNERSHIPS: Elastic Man is a member of the Legion of Justice and a founding member of the Jack Cole Fan Club. / AGE: 34
/ HEIGHT: 5'10"
/ WEIGHT: 38 lbs
/ FAMILY: Not married, but, due to his malleable nature, is considered a prime pick. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090418.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[A news copter hovers overhead as MISS MATCH-2 confronts the GIANT LOBSTER MONSTER.]]
/ REPORTER: We're on the scene...
/ Downtown has been evacuated as Miss Match and another unidentified villain fight over who gets to finish off Captain Heroic.
/ MISS MATCH-2: He's MY nemesis! / MISS MATCH-2: Encroaching on my territory could land you in real hot water!
/ GIANT LOBSTER MONSTER: RRR? / [[The GIANT LOBSTER MONSTER bats her through the wall of a nearby seafood restaurant.]]
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090420.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[A news helicopter arrives on the scene as Parallel Ms. Match squares of with Rock Lobster]]
/ / Reporter: We're on the scene... Downtown has been evacuated as Miss Match and another unidentified villain fight over who gets to finish off Captain Heroic. / Parallel Ms. Match: (to Rock Lobster) He's my nemesis!
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090420.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[A couple leave the seafood restaurant as MISS MATCH-2 gets her bearings back. The GIANT LOBSTER MONSTER lifts a car in the background.]]
/ HEAVYSET MAN: A delightful seafood dinner, my little sugarsweet! / [[MISS MATCH-2 runs over to the couple.]] / MISS MATCH-2: Hey, Claws Von Bulow! I found you a new nemesis!
/ HEAVYSET MAN: eh? / [[She spins him around and holds up the bib he's still wearing, reversing it so it's like a cape.]]
/ MISS MATCH-2: Take a look! LOBSTER-EATER-LAD! Come'n get'im! / TROPHY DATE: You expect me to outrun a 20-foot lobster? / MISS MATCH-2: You don't have to outrun the lobster; you just gotta outrun THIS guy.
/ [[HEAVYSET MAN flees in terror. The GIANT LOBSTER MONSTER has spotted him and is coming his way.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090421.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[A lobster bib wearing patron and his date walk out of a seafood joint the now dazed Parallel Ms. Match was thrown into by Rock Lobster who continues to rampage in the background]]
/ / Patron: A delightful seafood dinner, my little sugarsweet! / [[Parallel Ms. Match runs towards the bystanders]] / [[Parallel Ms. Match grabs the unsuspecting man]]
/ / Parallel Ms. Match: (to Rock Lobster) Hey, claws VonBulow! I found you a new nemesis! / Restaurant patron: eh? / [[Parallel Ms. Match spins the man around and holds out his lobster bib]]
/ / Parallel Ms. Match: (to Rock Lobster) Take a look! lobster-eater-lad! come'n get'im!
/ <<>flip<>> / / Patrons Date: (to Parallel Ms. Match) You expect me to outrun a 20-foot lobster? / [[The restaurant patron runs in terror as Rock Lobster charges him]]
/ / Parallel Ms. Match: You don't have to outrun the lobster; you just gotta outrun this guy. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090421.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[MISS MATCH-2 slugs CAPT. HEROIC hard enough to fling him into the alley.]]
/ MISS MATCH-2: NOW to finish you MYSELF!
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090422.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Parallel Ms. Match sends Capt. Heroic flying down an alley with a punch]]
/ / Parallel Ms. Match: Now to finish you myself!
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090422.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | MISS MATCH-2: STOP KISSING ME!
/ CAPT. HEROIC (clearly still thinks this is his wife): Don't worry. Nobody can see us back here! / MISS MATCH-2: It's not that...You don't understand...
/ CAP: But I DO! / CAP (big grin, puts his hands on her shoulders): You've got a little hero in you! / CAP (equally big, but different, grin): ...which brings us to tonight... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090423.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Parallel Ms. Match recoils from Capt. Heroics advances]]
/ / Parallel Ms. Match: Stop kissing me! / Capt. Heroic: Don't worry. Nobody can see us back here! / / Parallel Ms. Match: It's not that... You don't understand... / Capt. Heroic: But I do! / / Capt. Heroic: You've got a little hero in you! / / Capt. Heroic: ...Which brings us to tonight... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090423.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | MISS MATCH-2: I think maybe saving your life was a mistake.
/ CAPT. HEROIC: Huh? / MISS MATCH-2: That's not what I meant...It's just that...I'm not really...I can't...
/ Ho, boy... / [[She flames on and flies away.]]
/ MISS MATCH-2: Just forget this ever happened!
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090424.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Parallel Ms. Match is taken aback by the unexpected turn of events]]
/ / Parallel Ms. Match: I think maybe saving your life was a mistake. / Capt. Heroic: huh? / / Parallel Ms. Match: That's not what I meant... It's just that... I'm not really... I can't... Ho, boy... / [[Parallel Ms. Match scorches away]]
/ / Parallel Ms. Match: Just forget this ever happened! / Capt. Heroic: (thinking) I gotta get her back!
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090424.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | PERSONNEL FILE: ROCK LOBSTER / NAME: Rock Lobster
/ ORIGIN: When the lobster tank at Danny's Seafood Restaurant was filled with water contaminated from a nearby nuclear facility, Rock Lobster mutated into a stone-hard crustacean giant.
/ HISTORY: Rock Lobster is relatively new on the super-villain scene. As soon as he was spawned, Captain Heroic was sent to apprehend him. Cap was unsuccessful, but officials are confident the creature will be brought in. They've offered a sizable bounty: $20 per pound.
/ POWERS: Super strength, heightened senses, powerful claws and relentless stamina.
/ AGE: 5
/ HEIGHT: 7'5"
/ WEIGHT: 395
/ FAMILY: None http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090425.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[MISS MATCH is making dinner as CAPT. HEROIC enters through the window.]]
/ MISS MATCH: YOU'RE home early...How was your day? / [[HEROIC kisses her on the neck.]]
/ HEROIC: Don't be coy...you KNOW what you did today. And I gotta tell you, I don't think I've ever been this hot for you. / [[Silent panel. Exterior, city, night.]] / [[CAP and MISS MATCH's darkened bedroom. CAP is asleep, MISS MATCH is smiling.]]
/ MISS MATCH (thinking): That settles it...someone's getting egg-salad sandwiches in his lunch EVERY day! http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090427.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Capt. Heroic climbs in through the window as Ms. Match fixes dinner]]
/ / Ms. Match: You're home early... How was your day? / [[Capt. Heroic kisses her on the neck]]
/ / Capt. Heroic: Don't be coy... You know that you did today. And I gotta tell you, I don't think I've ever been this hot for you. / [[Later that night]] / [[Ms. Match beams as she and Capt. Heroic go to bed]]
/ / Ms. Match: (thinking) That settles it... Someone's getting egg-salad sandwiches every day! / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090427.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[Morning with CAPT. HEROIC and MISS MATCH.]]
/ MISS MATCH: 'Morning...What'cha got planned for today?
/ CAP: You KNOW I can't tell you that... / CAP: ...Probably an alien invasion or a hostage situation or something. Sound like anything YOU'D wanna do? / MISS MATCH: I could go for some easy ransom money. Got any ideas?
/ CAP: Heh. ...Tease. / [[Later, MISS MATCH has abducted MR. T and ICE-T and is holding them captive in a secret location.]]
/ MISS MATCH: My husband...the criminal mastermind. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090428.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Ms. Match and Capt. Heroic talk as he prepares to leave for patrol]]
/ / Ms. Match: 'Morning... What'cha got planned for today? / Capt. Heroic: You know I can't tell you that... / / Capt. Heroic: ...Probably an alien invasion or a hostage situation or something. Sound like anything you'd wanna do? / / Ms. Match: I could go for some easy ransom money. Got any ideas? / Capt. Heroic: Heh. ...Tease. / [[Ice T and Mr. T sit tied to chairs before Ms. Match]]
/ / Ms. Match: My husband... The criminal mastermind. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090428.html |
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