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| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[CMDR. HEROIC and CAPT. HEROIC on a rooftop.]]
/ CMDR. HEROIC: Be careful, son...a leopard doesn't change his stripes... / CAPT. HEROIC: You shoulda SEEN her, Pop...The way she swooped in...PURE HERO. You can't FAKE that, and-- / CAPT. HEROIC: Wait. Leopards don't have stripes.
/ CMDR. HEROIC: Capt. Leopard did...until he was offered a promotion--which he REFUSED 'cause it woulda MESSED UP his STRIPES! / CAPT. HEROIC: Was there ANYBODY in the Silver Age who WASN'T patently ridiculous?
/ CMDR. HEROIC: Bah. We never bothered with patents. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090429.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Cmdr. Heroic and Capt. Heroic talk on a roof top]]
/ / Cmdr. Heroic: Be careful, son... A leopard doesn't change his stripes... / / Capt. Heroic: You shoulda seen her, pop... The way she swooped in... Pure hero. You can't fake that, and -- / [[Cmdr. Heroic remembers Capt. Leopard]]
/ / Capt. Heroic: Wait. Leopards don't have stripes. / Cmdr. Heroic: Capt. Leopard did... Until he was offered a promotion -- which he refused 'cause it woulda messes up his stripes! / / Capt. Heroic: Was there anybody in the silver age who wasn't patently ridiculous? / Cmdr. Heroic: Bah. We never bothered with patents. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090429.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | CAPT. HEROIC: It was so wonderful...the way she came in for the assist...
/ CMDR. HEROIC: "Assist." / CMDR. HEROIC: Boy...she cleaned your clock.
/ CAPT. HEROIC: She had to make it look that way. Otherwise people might have suspected she's good. / CMDR. HEROIC: Trust me, lad...Nobody suspects she's good. / CMDR. HEROIC: But a few of us think she might be better. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090430.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Cmdr. Heroic and Capt. Heroic talk on a roof top]]
/ / Capt. Heroic: It was so wonderful... The way she came in for the assist... / Cmdr. Heroic: "Assist." / / Cmdr. Heroic: Boy... She cleaned you clock. / Capt Heroic: She had to make it look that way. Otherwise people might have suspected she'd good. / / Cmdr. Heroic: Trust me, lad... Nobody suspects she's good. / / Cmdr. Heroic: But a few of us think she might be better. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090430.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[CAPTAIN and COMMANDER HEROIC flying.]]
/ CAP: Is that what it was like when you used to battle evil together?
/ CMDR: Sometimes... / CAP: ...and the other times...?
/ [[CMDR. HEROIC flashes back to himself and MS. AMAZING in a spaceship painted in his colors.]]
/ MS. AMAZING (inside): This doesn't LOOK like the Andromeda galaxy.
/ And I saw how you keep looking at Power Princess.
/ If she thinks that costume is flattering...
/ I'm telling you, the Andromeda galaxy has more stars...
/ There's a warship up ahead, pull over and ask... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090501.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Cmdr. Heroic and Capt. Heroic talk about Cmdr. Heroic's early days fighting along side Ms. Amazing while flying over the city]]
/ / Capt. Heroic: Is that what it was like when you used to battle evil together? / Cmdr. Heroic: Sometimes... / [[Cmdr. Heroic remembers flying around the galaxy with Ms. Amazing]]
/ / Capt. Heroic: ...And the other times...? / Ms. Amazing: This doesn't look like the Andromeda galaxy. And I saw how you keep looking at Power Princess. If she thinks that costume is flattering... I'm telling you, the Andromeda galaxy has more stars... There's a warship up ahead, pull over and ask... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090501.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | PERSONNEL FILE: CAPT. LEOPARD / AGE: Deceased.
/ HEIGHT: 6'3"
/ WEIGHT: 250
/ FAMILY: Widow / NAME: Lester Terwilliger
/ ORIGIN: During World War II, Lester volunteered for an experimental drug that would enable soldiers to assume characteristics favorable to the North African terrain--in Lester's case, a leopard.
/ HISTORY: The serum gave him amazing powers. He served as an enlisted superhero, getting promoted to the rank of Captain. After the war, he fought crime as a vigilante, but was bested by Ice Master, who froze him in a block of ice and set him adrift in the Arctic Ocean. He has not been seen since.
/ POWERS: Super strength, heightened senses, claws. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090502.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | WINGMAN: Hey, is that a new iPhone?
/ CAPT. HEROIC: All the heroes are switching to them! / HEROIC: These things can do EVERYTHING! / [[Cut to a certain DARK KNIGHT checking out his new belt, which is devoid of belts or capsules, but now features an iPhone.]]
/ FAITHFUL BUTLER: Alas, I'm afraid I've become quite attached to the OLD belt. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090504.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Capt. Heroic and Wingman look at the new iPhone]]
/ / Wingman: Why, is that a new iPhone? / Capt. Heroic: All the heroes are switching to them! / / Capt. Heroic: These things can do everything! / [[Batman admires the iPhone on his utility belt in a mirror]]
/ / Alfred: Alas, I'm afraid I've become quite attached to the old belt. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090504.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | Yes Mr. Logan, We received your unit in our repairs department. I know a lot of heroes are switching to Iphones, but maybe you're more of a blackberry guy. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090505.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | TECHIE: Legion of Justice Tech Support...May I save you? / TECHIE: Yes, Mister Logan, we received your unit in our Repairs Department. / TECHIE: I know a lot of heroes are switching to iPhones... / TECHIE: ...but maybe you're more of a BlackBerry guy.
/ [[He holds LOGAN'S iPhone, which has three holes punched in the screen, as if from claws.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090505.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | CMDR. HEROIC: Using an iPhone to fight crime? What are ya gonna do to the bad guys...HANG UP on 'em?
/ CAPT. HEROIC: Pop, all crime-fighting is digital these days... / CMDR. HEROIC: You don't know from "digital." How's it work against a heavy like Ginormasaurus? / CAPT. HEROIC: I can sccess background information, communications, GPS, a catalog of past strategies...
/ CMDR. HEROIC: GPS?! Now we could use THAT... / CMDR. HEROIC: ...to find your HEAD when he smacks it off your SHOULDERS. / {{CMDR. HEROIC seems remarkably chipper about the prospect of his son being decapitated in battle.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090506.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Capt. Heroic and Cmdr. Heroic talk about the iPhone]]
/ / Cmdr. Heroic: Using an iPhone to fight crime? What are ya gonna do to the bad guys... Hang up on 'em? / Capt. Heroic: Pop, all crime-fighting is digital these days... / / Cmdr. Heroic: You don't know from "digital." How's it work against a heavy like Ginormasaurus? / / Capt. Heroic: I can access background information, communications, GPS, a catalog of past strategies... / Cmdr. Heroic: GPS?! Now we could use that... / / Capt. Heroic: ...To find your head when he smacks it off your shoulders. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090506.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | CMDR. HEROIC: You think you're breaking new ground with this iPhone, but there's a long history [of] phone use by heroes.
/ I spent a lot of time in phone booths! / CMDR. HEROIC: Try doing a COSTUME CHANGE with an iPhone...
/ CAPT. HEROIC: You might be surprised... / [[ANOTHER HERO whistles softly as he takes his sweet time changing into his costume, right out in the open, as everyone nearby crowds around an iPhone.]]
/ BYSTANDER 1: Hey, is that an iPhone?
/ BYSTANDER 2: Lemme look at that!
/ BYSTANDER 3: Check it out!
/ BYSTANDER 4: Let's download an app!
/ BYSTANDER 5: It's my turn! / {{Hey, Commander H, try FINDING a phone booth in 2009.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090507.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Capt. Heroic and Cmdr. Heroic talk about the iPhone]]
/ / Cmdr. Heroic: You think you're breaking new ground with this iPhone, but there's a long history phone-use by heroes. I spent a lot of time in phone booths! / / Cmdr. Heroic: Try doing a costume change with an iPhone... / [[A hero calmly changes into his super suit while a crowd of bystanders are distracted by his iPhone]]
/ / Bystander 1: Hey, is that and iPhone? / Bystander 2: Lemme look at that! / Bystander 3: Check it out! / Bystander 4: Let's download an app! / Bystander 5: It's my turn! / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090507.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[Closeup of CAPT. HEROIC's iPhone. Applications include BattleCry, CapeWatch, Macebook, AssylumNet, SignalMe, iVILF, SevretID, AlienTalker, Twitter, DimensionMap, iSidekick, ChaseMusic, 1stAid and several others whose tags are obscured.]] / [[Insert panel as CAP selects iQuip.]] / CAP: Heh... / [[A giant humanoid lizard looms behind CAP.]]
/ CAP: This is gonna KILL 'im. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090508.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Capt. Heroic looks over the app's on his iPhone]] / [[Capt. Heroic selects the iQuip app on his iPhone]] / / Capt. Heroic: heh... / [[An enormous lizard like villain preparers to grab Capt. Heroic from behind]]
/ / Capt. Heroic: This is gonna kill 'im. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090508.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc...How may I harm you?
/ PHONE VOICE: I see Evil Inc is now selling plot mentoring and monitoring. How does that work? / LIGHTNING LADY: Our mentoring kit includes the course guide, 12 CDs and three DVDs featuring the top 10 plots of the 21st century. / LIGHTNING LADY: Once your plot conception is written, our team of mentors will call you back and coach you through the pitfalls. / LIGHTNING LADY: It's just like we say in our motto... / LIGHTNING LADY: "A watched plot never foils!" http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090509.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[Exterior, home of CMDR. HEROIC and MS. AMAZING.]]
/ MS. AMAZING: I agree with your father. A leopard never changes his stripes...
/ CAPT. HEROIC: MA! "Spots!" / MS. AMAZING: Didn't he ever tell you about Captain Leopard? He refused a promotion because--
/ CAP: MA!!
/ MS. AMAZING: Anyway...You married a villain. It's unfair to expect her to change. / CAP: That's just IT! I didn't ASK her to change! It just happened!
/ MS. AMAZING: Would you love her MORE if she turned HERO? / CAP: No. But it WOULD make marriage a lot EASIER.
/ CMDR. HEROIC: Heh-heh. Son, it takes more than a hero to make MARRIAGE easy.
/ MS. AMAZING: You can say that again. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090511.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Capt. Heroic discuses the Ms. Match situation with his parents]]
/ / Ms. Amazing: I agree with your father. A leopard never changes his stripes... / Capt. Heroic: Ma! "spots!" / / Ms. Amazing: Didn't he ever tell you about Captain Leopard? He refused a promotion because -- / Capt. Heroic: Ma!! / Ms. Amazing: Anyway... you married a villain. It's unfair to expect her to change. / / Capt. Heroic: That's just it! I didn't ask her to change! It just happened! / Ms. Amazing: Would you love her more if she turned hero? / / Capt. Heroic: No. But it would make marriage a lot easier. / Cmdr. Heroic: Heh-heh. Son, it takes more than a hero to make marriage easy. / Ms. Amazing: You can say that again. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090511.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | MS. AMAZING: I hope your wife DOES decide to become a hero. It would have many benefits...
/ There's her power, her experience, her tactical experience...
/ CMDR. HEROIC: Don't bother. All he cares about is the "PTS." / MS. AMAZING: Oh, Lordy...
/ CMDR. HEROIC: POST-THWART SEX! / [[CAPT. HEROIC remembers kissing MISS MATCH-2, who he of course thought was the MISS MATCH he's married to.]] / [[At the coffee shop, MISS MATCH-2 is off in her own little world, remembering that same kiss. A customer looks at his watch.]]
/ BARISTA: ...happens every time someone orders a peppermint tea with sugar. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090512.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Capt. Heroic discuses the Ms. Match situation with his parents]]
/ / Ms. Amazing: I hope your wife does decided to become a hero. It would have many benefits... There's her power, her experience, her tactical experience... / Cmdr. Heroic: Don't bother. All he cares about is the "PTS." / [[Capt. Heroic smiles warmly]]
/ / Ms. Amazing: Oh, lordy... / Cmdr Heroic: Post-thwart sex! / [[Both Capt. Heroic and Parallel Ms. Match remember their kiss in the alleyway]] / [[Parallel Ms. Match gets lost in thought as a customer at the coffee shop she works at waits for his drink]]
/ / Coffee Shop Manager: ...Happens every time someone orders a peppermint tea with sugar. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090512.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[MISS MATCH-2, working at the coffee shop, thinks to herself.]]
/ MISS MATCH-2: I don't know why I'm having these feelings for this dimension's Captain Heroic. In my universe, Cap's just...Cap. / MISS MATCH-2: But over here, I see an entirely different side of him. If I ever get back home...
/ But I'm not going back home, AM I? And I can't steal him from THIS world's Miss Match. / MISS MATCH-2: ...or CAN I? She's ME. Can I steal from MYSELF?! / MISS MATCH-2: Could life get more confusing? / CUSTOMER: Give me a venti caramel macchiato with a breve wet cap. No. Make that skinny. No...
/ MISS MATCH-2: Thanks, life... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090513.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Parallel Ms. Match reflects on Capt. Heroic while she works at the coffee house]]
/ / Parallel Ms. Match: (thinking) I don't know why I'm having these feelings for this dimension's Captain Heroic. In my universe, Cap's just... Cap. / / Parallel Ms. Match: (thinking) But over here, I see an entirely different side of him. If I ever get back home... But I'm not going back home, am I? And I can't steal him from this world's Miss Match. / / Parallel Ms. Match: (thinking) ...Or can I? She's me. Can I steal from myself?! / / Parallel Ms. Match: (thinking) Could life get more confusing? / [[A customer steps up to order a drink]]
/ / Customer: Give me a Venti caramel Macchiato with a Breve wet cap. No. Make that skinny. No... / Parallel Ms. Match: (thinking) Thanks, life... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090513.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[Coffe Shop at which Alt-Miss Match and pondering her life]]
/ Alt-Miss Match: This world wouldn't seem to lonesome if I could find someone else to relate to...someone to get my mind off cap. / [[Man enters the coffee shop wearing a duck T-shirt, very agitates]]
/ Dave Kellett: Ohmygosh IneedtobeatworkinfiveminutesbuttIjusthavetohaveanicedquadventiwithwhipskinnycaramelmacchiatotogo. / Alt-Miss Match: Decaf?
/ Dave Kellett: Fortheloveofgodyes. / {{"Then Again MaybeLoneliness is underated."}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090514.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | MISS MATCH-2 (to herself): This world wouldn't seem so lonesome if I could find someone else to relate to...Someone to get my mind off Cap. / HYPER CUSTOMER: OhmygoshIneedtobe at workinfiveminutesbutIjusthaveto have anicedquadventiwithwhipskinnycaramelmacchiatotogo. / [[He smiles.]] / MISS MATCH-2: Decaf?
/ HYPER CUSTOMER (clutching his chest): FortheloveofGodyes.
/ MISS MATCH-2 (narrating): "Then again, maybe loneliness is underrated." http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090514.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | REDHEADED BARISTA: Would you mind closing up tonight? My boyfriend is waiting for me...
/ MISS MATCH-2: Sure. / [[REDHEADED BARISTA waves as MISS MATCH-2 switches the sign in the window to CLOSED.]]
/ MISS MATCH-2: Heck, I might as well sign up to close EVERY night... / MISS MATCH-2 (narration): "It's not as if there's anybody waiting for ME."
/ [[A shadowy figure with glowing green eyes lurks in the alley next to the coffee shop.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090515.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Parallel Ms. Match works at her coffee house job]]
/ / Coffee House Employee: Would you mind closing up tonight? My boyfriend is waiting for me... / Parallel Ms. Match: Sure. / / Parallel Ms. Match: (thinking) Heck, I may as well sign up to close every night... / [[A pair of glowing eyes highlights a shadowy figure hiding in an alleyway adjacent to the coffee shop which is now empty except for Parallel Ms. Match]]
/ / Parallel Ms. Match: (thinking) "It's not as if there's anybody waiting for me." / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090515.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc...How may I harm you?
/ PHONE VOICE: I'm calling to complain about one of your drivers! / LIGHTNING LADY: Was he driving inappropriately? / PHONE VOICE: I'll say he is! He just cut me off! / LIGHTNING LADY: I'm sorry to hear that. Give me his identification number, and I'll see to it that he's reprimanded. / PHONE VOICE: After I do that, could you have somebody come out and sew me back on? http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090516.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090518.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Parallel Ms. Match hears someone enter the coffee shop]]
/ / Parallel Ms. Match: I'm sorry, the sign says "closed."
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090518.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[WEEDMASTER holds up a swag bag in front of MISS MATCH-2.]]
/ WEEDMASTER: Fill 'er up, sweet thing! Twenties and up! / MISS MATCH-2 (to herself): Sure, pal, just let me hit this little button under the counter first...
/ [[The button is marked "Silent Alarm."]] / MISS MATCH-2 (to herself): ...SOMEONE'S in for a big surprise...
/ [[Through the window, we see CAPT. HEROIC flying to the rescue.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090519.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Parallel Ms. Match gets robbed by Weed Master]]
/ / Weed Master: Fill 'er up sweet thing! Twenties and up! / / Parallel Ms. Match: (thinking) Sure, pal, just let me hit this button under the counter first... / [[Capt. Heroic flies towards the coffee house as Parallel Ms. Match fills Weed Masters sack from the cash register]]
/ / Parallel Ms. Match: (thinking) ...Someone's in for a big surprise... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090519.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | CAPT. HEROIC: Weedmaster! I thought I pulled you outta King City! Now you're HERE?!
/ [[WEEDMASTER shoots him with a pollen gun.]]
/ WEEDMASTER: How a-pollen! / [[CAP reacts to the pollen.]]
/ CAP: ah.. / CAP: AH... / CAP: CHOO!
/ [[The force of his sneeze throws WEEDMASTER headfirst into a wall.]]
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090520.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Weed Master shoots Capt. Heroic with a pollen gun as they do battle in the coffee shop]]
/ / Capt. Heroic: WeedMaster! I thought I pulled you outta King City! Now you're here?! / Weed Master: How a-pollen! / [[Capt. Heroic begins to sneeze]]
/ / Capt. Heroic: ah... / / Capt. Heroic: AH... / [[Capt. Heroic sneezes so hard it knocks Weed Master back smashing him into a wall]]
/ / Capt. Heroic: Choo!
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090520.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[CAPT. HEROIC, having defeated WEEDMASTER, recognizes MISS MATCH-2--sort of.]]
/ CAP: What are YOU doing here?! / MISS MATCH-2 (now in costume): I thought you might need some help...
/ (thinking) ...and I happened to have my uniform on under my clothes. / CAP: Y'know...this newfound desire to be good is making me wanna be bad. / MISS MATCH-2: What if I told you I'm not who you think I am?
/ CAP: I'd say I want to kiss whomever you are. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090521.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Capt. Heroic is shocked to see Parallel Ms. Match]]
/ / Capt. Heroic: What are you doing here?! / / Parallel Ms. Match: I thought you might need some help... (thinking)...And I happened to have my uniform on under my clothes. / / Capt. Heroic: Y'know... This new found desire to be good is making me wanna be bad. / / Parallel Ms. Match: What if I told you I'm not who you think I am? / Capt. Heroic: I'd say I want to kiss whomever you are. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090521.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[CAPT. HEROIC and MISS MATCH-2 in a long, deep kiss.]] / [[She pushes him away. WEEDMASTER lies unconscious in the background.]]
/ MISS MATCH-2: Stop. We shouldn't be doing this. / CAP: Don't worry! Who's gonna see us?
/ [[Well, WEEDMASTER, for one, as he opens one eye.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090522.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Capt. Heroic and Parallel Ms. Match embrace and kiss in the aftermath of Capt. Heroic's battle with Weed Master]] / / Parallel Ms. Match: Stop. we shouldn't be doing this. / [[In the corner Weed Master comes to]]
/ / Capt. Heroic: Don't worry! Who's gonna see us? / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090522.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc...How may I harm you?
/ PHONE VOICE: I need the number of a dentist that accepts Evil Inc insurance. / LIGHTNING LADY: What's the problem? / PHONE VOICE: I designed a dental implant that, when I smiled, emitted a hypnotic beam that would make people become attracted to me. / PHONE VOICE: Yesterday, I got punched and it flew out of my mouth, and now I can't find it. And you know what THAT means. / LIGHTNING LADY: Yup...you've lost that lovin' filling. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090523.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[CAPT. HEROIC grimaces as he reads THE DAILY TIMES. The front-page headline reads: CAUGHT WITH HIS CAPE DOWN. There's a photo of WEEDMASTER.]] / [[CMDR. HEROIC rubs his aching head as he reads the same article. The headline inside his paper reads: VILLAIN: MY RIGHT TO SPEEDY TRIAL THWARTED BY SUPER NOONER.]] / [[In his jail cell, WEEDMASTER clips the front-page photo from the paper. The caption says: "Weedmaster could not see the object of Cap's affection..."]] / [[MISS MATCH--not her alternate-Earth counterpart--holds a paper. She's not at all pleased, and about half the paper is burned away.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090525.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Capt. Heroic grimaces as he looks over a newspaper reading "Caught With His Cape Down" about his affair with Parallel Ms. Match caught by Weed Master]] / [[Cmdr. Heroic holds his forehead as he reads the same article]] / [[Weed Master clips the article out of the paper in his prison cell]] / [[Ms. Match burns through the newspaper as she reads the article]] / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090525.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[MISS MATCH-2, wreathed in flame, hovers above the clouds. CAPT. HEROIC flies up to meet her.]] / CAP: I came as soon as I got your message... / CAP: I'm sorry...I thought I was ABOVE this sort of thing... / MISS MATCH-2: I guess that's forgivable...
/ [[A gap in the clouds shows just how high up they are.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090526.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Parallel Ms. Match and Capt. Heroic meet high in the sky]] / / Capt. Heroic: I came as soon as I got your message... / / Capt. Heroic: I'm sorry... I thought I was above this sort of thing... / / Parallel Ms. Match: I guess that's forgivable... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090526.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | CAPT. HEROIC: I almost blew it ALL...our secret marriage...our secret identities...If they found out about us...What would I do if they found out about OSCAR?
/ [[MISS MATCH-2 just hovers there and listens.]] / CAP: He didn't ask to have a super-hero dad or a super-villain mom...We simply must never again be seen-- / [[MISS MATCH-2 flies away.]]
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090527.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Parallel Ms. Match and Capt. Heroic meet high in the sky]]
/ / Capt. Heroic: I almost blew it all... Our secret marriage... Our secret identities... If they found out about us... What would I do if they found out about Oscar? / / Capt. Heroic: He didn't ask to have a super-hero dad or a super-villain mom... We simply must never again be seen--- / [[Parallel Ms. Match scorches away]]
/ / Capt. Heroic: ...together...
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090527.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[MISS MATCH-2 flies away.]]
/ MISS MATCH-2: Dumb
/ Dumb
/ DUMB
/ Of COURSE they have a kid! / MISS MATCH-2: That cinches it! I'm going to find Dr. Muskiday and FORCE him to send me back to my own dimension. He's GOT to! There's just no other alternative... / MISS MATCH-2: I refuse to be a home-wrecker.
/ [[Her flame trail is setting roofs afire as she passes.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090528.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Parallel Ms. Match scorches over the city]]
/ / Parallel Ms. Match: Dumb dumb dumb Of course they have a kid! / / Parallel Ms. Match: (thinking) That cinches it! I'm going to find Dr. Muskiday and force him to send me back to my own dimension. He's got to! There's just no other alternative... / [[Parallel Ms. Match files over several houses setting them on fire with her wake]]
/ / Parallel Ms. Match: (thinking) I refuse to be a home-wrecker. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090528.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | CAPTION: Meanwhile, the Miss Match of THIS dimension is on the hunt.
/ [[She has a terrified cop up against a wall. She's holding him up with one hand and his feet are off the ground.]]
/ MISS MATCH: Where's Captain Heroic? / COP: He was thwarting a heist, got a call, and flew straight into the clouds. / [[She drops him and walks away.]]
/ MISS MATCH (thinks): He can run, but he can't hide. Just wait till I get my--
/ [[A yellow-gloved hand reaches for her.]] / MISS MATCH: HaAAaaph
/ [[She is grabbed from behind by CAPT. HEROIC-2.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090529.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Meanwhile, the Miss Match of this dimension is on the hunt. Ms. Match holds a terrified cop in the air by his collar]]
/ / Ms. Match: Where's Captain Heroic? / / Cop: He was thwarting a heist, got a call, and flew straight into the clouds. / [[A hand reaches for Ms. Match as she walks down an alley having dropped the cop]]
/ / Ms. Match: (thinking) He can run, but he can't hide. Just wait till I get my -- / [[Parallel Capt. Heroic grabs Ms. Match placing a hand over her mouth]]
/ / Ms. Match: HAAAaaph / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090529.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc...How may I h--
/ DR. HYPNO: FOOL! You will fall prey to Dr. Hypno! You are getting sleeeeeepy! Verrry sleeeeeeepy... / LIGHTNING LADY: YOU'RE getting creepy...
/ DR. HYPNO: Not "creepy." "SLEEPY." Say it! / LIGHTNING LADY: *Sigh* Getting sleepy. Very sleepy.
/ DR. HYPNO: Slower. Draw out the "E"s. / LIGHTNING LADY: You're getting sleeeeeepy... Veeerrrryy sleeeepyyy. Sleeeeeeeeeeppyy! / LIGHTNING LADY: Sir? / LIGHTNING LADY: You're such a j@ck@$$.
/ DR. HYPNO: HEE-HAW! http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090530.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[CAPT. HEROIC-2 has grabbed MISS MATCH.]]
/ CAP-2: I'll let you go on one condition. Do you promise not to scream?
/ MISS MATCH: Do YOU? / CAP-2: Huh?
/ [[MISS MATCH lifts one leg...]] / < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090601.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Parallel Capt. Heroic holds Ms. Match silent in an alleyway]]
/ / Parallel Capt. Heroic: I'll let you go on one condition. Do you promise not to scream? / Ms. Match: Do you? / [[Ms. Match raises one leg]]
/ / Parallel Capt. Heroic: Huh? / < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090601.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | MISS MATCH: It's all making sense now...the black costume...the running around behind my back...the cheating...
/ [[The very-confused CAPT. HEROIC-2 says nothing.]] / MISS MATCH: Do you think you can just start fresh with no consequences for the choices you made--ret-con me out of your life? / MISS MATCH: I know what's going on. You need help... / [[She looks into his eyes.]]
/ MISS MATCH: You're not the first hero to have a mid-life infinite crisis. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090602.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Parallel Capt. Heroic is mistaken for Capt. Heroic by Ms. Match]]
/ / Ms. Match: It's all making sense now... The black costume... The running around behind my back... The cheating... / / Ms. Match: Do you think you can just start fresh with no consequences for the choices you made -- ret-con me out of your life? / / Ms. Match: I know what's going on. You need help... / / Ms. Match: You're not the first hero to have a mid-life infinite crisis. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090602.html |
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