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| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | CAPT. HEROIC-2: Oh my...You're not HER...
/ MISS MATCH: Her WHO? The tramp you've been running around with? / CAP-2: YOU. The OTHER you. See, I'm from a parallel universe...and I'm here to bring back the alternate you. She was trapped here months ago. / [[CAP-2 and MISS MATCH are superimposed over flashback panels of CAP-1 nuzzling MISS MATCH after his rescue by MM-2 and the two of them in bed later.]]
/ MISS MATCH: If that's true...oh, it's too horrible...
/ CAP-2: The misunderstanding?
/ MISS MATCH (in flashback): That settles it...Someone's getting egg-salad sandwiches in his lunch EVERY day!
/ (in the present): No, the three gallons of egg salad that's gonna go to waste. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090603.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Parallel Capt. Heroic is mistaken for Capt. Heroic by Ms. Match]]
/ / Parallel Capt. Heroic: Oh my... You're not her... / Ms. Match: Her who? The tramp you've been running around with? / / Parallel Capt. Heroic: You. The other you. See, I'm from a parallel universe... And I'm here to bring back the alternate you. She was trapped here months ago. / [[Ms. Match flashes back to her misinterpretation of Capt. Heroic's unexpected affection following his rescue by Parallel Ms. Match]]
/ / Ms: Match: If that's true... oh, it's too horrible... / Parallel Capt. Heroic: The misunderstanding? / Ms. Match: No, the three gallons of egg salad that's gonna go to waste. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090603.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[CAPT. HEROIC-2 holds a strange device.]]
/ MISS MATCH: How did you GET here?
/ CAP-2: THIS...I stole it from Justice Inc. / MISS MATCH: Justice Inc?
/ CAP-2: ...the parallel-universe Evil Inc. On OUR Earth, Justice Inc rules the planet with an iron fist. / CAP-2: Me...and a few of my friends, including the parallel-you, are part of an underground resistance group.
/ MISS MATCH: So you're a VILLAIN? / CAP-2: I prefer "anti-hero."
/ MISS MATCH: And I prefer "extra legal capital liberator," but the cops just laugh. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090604.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[Closeup of dimensional transporter. CAPT-HEROIC-2 points to part of it.]]
/ MISS MATCH (offpanel): You used THAT thing to enter our dimension?
/ CAP-2: Yeah. But I'm having trouble getting BACK because this part HERE burned out the minute I got here. / MISS MATCH: That's an Evil Inc power source! It's under a three-year warranty!
/ CAP-2: THAT little thing powered an entire trans-dimensional warp? / [[CAP-2 points to another part of the transporter.]]
/ CAP-2: So what does this BIG part do?! / MISS MATCH: It destroys the LITTLE part after two years, eleven months and thirty-one days. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090605.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Parallel Capt. Heroic explains his situation, and his broken device, to Ms. Match]]
/ / Ms. Match: You used that thing to enter dimension? / Parallel Capt. Heroic: Yeah. But I'm having trouble getting back because this part here burned out the minute I got here. / / Ms. Match: That's an Evil Inc power source! It's under a three-year warranty! / Parallel Capt. Heroic:That little thing powered an entire trans-dimensional, warp? / [[Parallel Capt. Heroic points to a large camera like box on the device]]
/ / Parallel Capt. Heroic: So what does this big part do?! / / Ms. Match: It destroys the little part after two years, eleven months and thirty-one days. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090605.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc...How may I harm you?
/ PHONE VOICE: I've discovered a great way to keep my lackeys in line. / PHONE VOICE: My sidekick, Juan, shrinks himself down to sub-atomic size... / PHONE VOICE: ...Then he enters the alpha lackey's brain and guides his actions. / LIGHTNING LADY: I see! By controlling the leader lackey, you can guide the entire group! / LIGHTNING LADY: This sidekick of yours...he's quite a guy! / PHONE VOICE: He's Juan in a minion. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090606.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[MISS MATCH and CAPT. HEROIC-2, sitting on a rooftop.]]
/ MISS MATCH: All this time, Cap has been running around with an alternate-universe VERSION of me...thinking it was the REAL me...? / MISS MATCH: Aren't you JEALOUS? If he's cheating on ME, then she's cheating on YOU!
/ CAP-2: Well, no... / MISS MATCH: You mean in YOUR world, you and Miss Match aren't involved?
/ CAP-2: No. / MISS MATCH: You never saw her in a romantic way?
/ CAP-2 (thinking): I never saw her in the moonlight. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090608.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Ms. Match and Parallel Capt. Heroic discuss the alternate universe situation on a rooftop]]
/ / Ms. Match: All this time Cap has been running around with an alternate universe version of me... Thinking it was the real me...? / / Ms. Match: Aren't you jealous? If he's cheating on me, then she's cheating on you! / Parallel Capt. Heroic: Well, no... / / Ms. Match: You mean in your world you and Miss Match aren't involved? / Parallel Capt. Heroic: no. / / Ms. Match: You never saw her in a romantic way? / Parallel Capt. Heroic: (thinking) I never saw her in the moonlight. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090608.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | MISS MATCH: We have to straighten this out...Get you and the OTHER me back to your own dimension... / CAPT. HEROIC-2: We don't HAVE to. / [[He kisses her.]] / MISS MATCH: Yes, we HAVE to. / [[She caresses his cheek.]]
/ MISS MATCH (thinking): But we don't have to RUSH... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090609.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Ms. Match and Parallel Capt. Heroic discuss the alternate universe situation on a rooftop]]
/ / Ms. Match: We have to straighten this out... Get you and the other me back to your own dimension... / [[Parallel Capt. Heroic puts a hand on Ms. Match's shoulder]]
/ / Parallel Capt. Heroic: We don't have to. / [[Parallel Capt. Heroic kisses Ms. Match]] / [[Parallel Capt. Heroic and Ms. Match embrace]]
/ / Ms. Match: Yes, we have to. / [[Ms. Match touches Parallel Capt. Heroic's face]]
/ / Ms. Match: (thinking) But we don't have to rush... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090609.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[MISS MATCH pulls away from CAPT. HEROIC-2.]]
/ MISS MATCH: WHAT AM I DOING?!
/ Listen, you're like my husband in every way except for the most important one... / CAP-2 (grinning): I'm pretty sure we're identical in THAT respect, too.
/ MISS MATCH: Not THAT... / MISS MATCH: You're not HIM. The him I fell in LOVE with. The him I LIVE for. / MISS MATCH: The him I'm gonna smack into next week if he's out there kissing NOT-ME! http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090610.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Ms. Match breaks away from her embrace with Parallel Capt. Heroic]]
/ / Ms. Match: What am I doing?! Listen, you're like my husband in every way except for the most important one... / / Parallel Capt. Heroic: I'm pretty sure we're identical in that respect, too. / Ms. Match: Not that... / / Ms. Match: You're not him. The him I fell in love with. The him I live for. / / Ms. Match: The him I'm gonna smack into next week if he's out there kissing not-me! / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090610.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[CAPT. HEROIC-2 and MISS MATCH, flying.]]
/ CAP-2: My world's Miss Match is an anti-hero, but a hero nonetheless. She BELONGS here.
/ And as a villain, you'd fit in perfectly with my dimension's outside-the-law resistance group... / [[Silent inset panel of MISS MATCH.]] / [[She flies ahead of him.]]
/ MISS MATCH: We need to get that new part for your warp thing. / CAP-2: I think you're making the right choice.
/ MISS MATCH (to herself): So do I. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090611.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Ms. Match and Parallel Capt. Heroic fly over the city]]
/ / Parallel Capt. Heroic: My world's Miss Match is an anti-hero, but a hero nonetheless. She belongs here. And as a villain, you'd fit in perfectly with my dimension's outside-the-law resistance group... / [[Ms. Match thinks silently]] / / Ms. Match: We need to get that new part for your warp thing. / / Parallel Capt. Heroic: I think you're making the right choice. / Ms. Match: (thinking) So do I. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090611.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | CAPTION: Meanwhile, OUR world's Captain Heroic tracks the ALTERNATE-UNIVERSE Miss Match to Evil Inc HQ, where she is looking for a way back to her world.
/ [[CAP observes MISS MATCH-2's flame-trail heading into the building.]] / [[CAP approaches a service entrance.]] / [[He swipes a magnetic-stripped card and the lock flashes green.]]
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090612.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Meanwhile, our world's Captain Heroic tracks the alternate-universe Miss Match to Evil Inc HQ, where she is looking for a way back to her world. Capt. Heroic watches Parallel Ms. Match scorch her way into Evil Inc.]] / [[Capt. Heroic approaches a service entrance]] / [[Capt. Heroic swipes his old employee card in the door's electronic lock]] / [[The door opens for Capt. Heroic]]
/ / Capt. Heroic: My old card from when I was CEO still works! Amazing! / [[An unidentified individual, watching Capt. Heroic on a security monitor, manipulates the door lock override to allow Capt. Access to the building]]
/ / Unidentified Individual: ...Amazing... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090612.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc...How may I harm you?
/ PHONE VOICE/GRANITE GARGOYLE: This is the Granite Gargoyle. / GRANITE GARGOYLE: I just found out that my health club has been straining the hot tub after I use it. / GRANITE GARGOYLE: Then, using particles that have eroded off my stony exterior, they're creating their own monster. / GRANITE GARGOYLE: I think I have a trademark-infringement case. Do you agree? / LIGHTNING LADY: I'd say you're due ten percent of any earnings generated by this knock-off as long as you can prove beyond a doubt that the eroded material came from you and only you. / GRANITE GARGOYLE: My sediments exactly. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090613.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[CAPTAIN HEROIC grabs MISS MATCH-2 by the shoulder.]]
/ CAP: THERE you are!
/ MISS MATCH-2: Let me GO! I need to get BACK! / CAP: Back WHERE?
/ MISS MATCH-2: *sigh* Cap... / MISS MATCH-2: I'm your wife's DOUBLE from another dimension. I was trapped here in a warp accident. Although I TRIED not to become attracted to you, I DID. But you already HAVE a wife. You can't have us BOTH, and I can't make you CHOOSE. / [[CAP is transported to an R-rated fantasy world.]]
/ MISS MATCH-2: *Ahem* You...can't...have us both... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090615.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Capt. Heroic catches Parallel Ms. Match at Evil Inc.]]
/ / Capt. Heroic: There you are! / Parallel Ms. Match: Let me go! I need to get back! / / Capt. Heroic: Back where? / Parallel Ms. Match: >sigh< Cap... / / Parallel Ms. Match: I'm your wife's double from another dimension. I was trapped here in a warp accident. Although I tried not to become attracted to you, I did. But you already have a wife. You can't have us both, and I can't make you choose. / [[Capt. Heroic stares into space with a stupid grin on his face]]
/ / Parallel Ms. Match: >ahem< You... can't... Have us both... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090615.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | CAPT. HEROIC: But why fall in love with ME?! Isn't there a me in YOUR world?
/ MISS MATCH-2: There is. but YOU'RE so...so...heroic. / CAP: I kinda HAVE to be...it's in the name. / CAP: But if you're not my wife, I'm-- / OFF-PANEL VOICE: IN BIG TROUBLE!
/ CAP: Oh, my... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090616.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Parallel Ms. Match explains the alternate universe situation to Capt. Heroic at Evil Inc.]]
/ / Capt. Heroic: But why fall in love with me?! Isn't there a me in your world? / Parallel Ms. Match: There is, but you're so... so... Heroic. / / Capt. Heroic: I kinda have to be... It's in the name. / / Capt. Heroic: But if you're not my wife, I'm -- / [[A voice shouts from across the room]]
/ / Ms. Match: In big trouble! / Capt. Heroic: Oh, my...
/
/ {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090616.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | DR. MUSKIDAY: That's right! It's ME! THE MALICIOUS DR. MUSKIDAY!! / [[He points Project X at CAPT. HEROIC.]]
/ MUSKIDAY: I wield PROJECT X...a weapon that can rob Captain Heroic of all his powers FOREVER! / [[MISS MATCH-2 steps in front of CAP.]]
/ MISS MATCH-2: Get behind me, Cap. That gun can't hurt me.
/ MUSKIDAY: CAN'T it?
/ I've been tinkering with it for weeks. Do you think you wanna take that chance? / [[MISS MATCH-2 flames on. CAP and MUSKIDAY both flinch.]]
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090617.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[The attacker is revealed to be Dr. Muskiday brandishing a ray gun]]
/ / Dr. Muskiday: That's right! It's me!! The malicious Dr. Muskiday!! / [[Dr. Muskiday points the gun at Capt. Heroic]]
/ / Dr. Muskiday: I wield project X... A weapon that can rob Captain Heroic of all his powers forever! / [[Parallel Ms. Match steps in front of Capt. Heroic]]
/ / Parallel Ms. Match: Get behind me Cap. That gun can't hurt me. / Dr. Muskiday: Can't it? I've been tinkering with it for weeks. Do you think you wanna take that chance? / [[Parallel Ms. Match creates a fire wall in front of Capt. Heroic]]
/ / Parallel Ms. Match: Do you?
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090617.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[CAPT. HEROIC throws himself in front of MISS MATCH-2 and is struck by a green ray blast.]]
/ CAP: LOOK OUT! / [[MISS MATCH-2 reacts with shock.]]
/ MISS MATCH-2: oh...oh my... / [[CAP appears behind her. It was apparently CAP-2 who took the blast.]]
/ CAP: What happened? http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090618.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[As Dr. Muskiday fires Project X Capt. Heroic appears to dash in front of Parallel Ms. Match and absorb the blast]]
/ / Parallel Capt. Heroic: Look out! / [[Parallel Ms. Match looks down, horrified, a tear in her eye]]
/ / Parallel Ms. Match: oh... oh my... / [[Capt. Heroic looks up from behind Parallel Ms. Match]]
/ / Capt. Heroic: What happened? / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090618.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[CAPT. HEROIC-2 lies unconscious. The floor beneath him is charred.]]
/ OFFPANEL VOICE: This...
/ This is horrible... / [[The offpanel voice is DR. MUSKIDAY.]]
/ MUSKIDAY: ...just HORRIBLE...
/ My gun won't recharge for another three minutes. / [[CAPT. HEROIC looms grimly over MUSKIDAY.]]
/ CAP: Muskiday...?
/ MUSKIDAY: Yes? / CAP: Start running before I find a magnifying glass...
/ MUSKIDAY: Running now! http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090619.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Parallel Capt. Heroic lies unconscious on the floor having been shot by Project X]]
/ / Dr. Muskiday: This... This is horrible... / / Dr. Muskiday: ...Just horrible... My gun won't recharge for another three minutes. / / Capt. Heroic: Muskiday...? / Dr. Muskiday: Yes? / / Capt. Heroic: Start running before I find a magnifying glass... / Dr. Muskiday: Running now! / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090619.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc...How may I harm you?
/ PHONE VOICE: Hello, I have a question... / LIGHTNING LADY: Hey, I remember you! You called last week! How's it going, Granite Gargoyle? / PHONE VOICE: I'm King Quartz--not Granite Gargoyle! / KING QUARTZ: I don't understand why everyone always mistakes me for that guy! It's annoying! / LIGHTNING LADY: I'm sorry, sir. Please accept my apologies. / LIGHTNING LADY: No one likes to be taken for granite. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090620.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[CAPT. HEROIC holds a tearful MISS MATCH-2.]]
/ MISS MATCH-2: He died trying to protect ME!
/ CAP: I...I...don't know what to say... / [[MISS MATCH rounds a corner.]]
/ MISS MATCH: How 'bout "What are YOU doing here?"
/ CAP: What are y--? / MISS MATCH: We were looking for a way for him to get home when he saw Dr. Muskiday with a gun. / MISS MATCH: What I want to know is why YOU'RE comforting HER in your arms... [[points at her counterpart]] and why YOU'RE so COMFORTABLE! http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090622.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Capt. Heroic consoles Parallel Ms. Match over the fall of Parallel Capt. Heroic]]
/ / Parallel: Ms. Match: He died trying to protect me! / Capt. Heroic: I... I... Don't know what to say... / [[Ms. Match comes walking down the hall]]
/ / Ms. Match: How 'bout "what are you doing here?" / Capt. Heroic: What are y--? / / Ms. Match: We were looking for a way for him to get home when he saw Dr. Muskiday with a gun. / [[Ms. Match points angrily at Parallel Ms. Match]]
/ / Ms. Match: What I want to know is why you're comforting her in your arms... And why you're so comfortable! / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090622.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | CAPT. HEROIC: I thought SHE was YOU because...because she IS you!
/ MISS MATCH: But the costume! The bare midriff! / CAP: I know! You really ought to consider--
/ MISS MATCH: YOU better consider your words carefully. / MISS MATCH-2: Emma, don't be too hard on him. He didn't know and I didn't tell him.
/ MISS MATCH: Why DIDN'T you?! / MISS MATCH-2: I thought yours was the best Captain Heroic, but that was before I saw my heroic captain.
/ [[She cradles CAP-2's body.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090623.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Capt. Heroic is confronted by Ms. Match over Parallel Ms. Match]]
/ / Capt. Heroic: I thought she was you because... Because she is you! / Ms. Match: But the costume! The bare midriff! / / Capt. Heroic: I know! You really ought to consider -- / Ms. Match: You better consider your words carefully. / [[Parallel Ms. Match grabs Ms. Match's shoulder]]
/ / Parallel Ms. Match: Emma, Don't be too hard on him. He didn't know and I didn't tell him. / Ms. Match: Why didn't you?! / [[Parallel Ms. Match holds the fallen Parallel Capt. Heroic]]
/ / Parallel Ms. Match: I thought yours was the best Captain Heroic. But that was before I saw my heroic captain. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090623.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[CAPT. HEROIC-2 stirs!]]
/ CAP-2: Ungh...you really think I'm heroic?
/ MISS MATCH-2: C-Cap...? / [[CAP-2 gets to his feet.]]
/ CAP-2: Are you OK?
/ MISS MATCH-2: YOU'RE ALIVE! / CAP-2: Are you OK?
/ MISS MATCH-2: You gave up your powers for me!
/ CAP-2: But are you OK? / [[She kisses him. "Our" CAP and MISS MATCH watch.]]
/ CAPT. HEROIC: I'd say she'd OK... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090624.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Parallel Capt. Heroic comes to]]
/ / Parallel Capt. Heroic: Ungh... you really think I'm heroic? / Parallel Ms. Match: C-Cap...? / [[Parallel Capt. Heroic rises to his feet]]
/ / Parallel Capt. Heroic: Are you OK? / Parallel Ms. Match: You're alive! / / Parallel Capt. Heroic: Are you OK? / Parallel Ms. Match: You gave up your powers for me! / Parallel Capt. Heroic: But are you OK? / [[Parallel Capt. Heroic and Parallel Ms. Match kiss]]
/ / Capt. Heroic: I'd say she's OK... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090624.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[MISS MATCH and CAPT. HEROIC, face-to-face with their counterparts. CAP-2 holds the dimensional transporter.]]
/ MISS MATCH: That new part should work well enough to get you home.
/ CAP-2: Thank you. / MISS MATCH-2: I'm sorry for the trouble I caused. Please forgive me. And him. And you. / [[CAP-2 and MISS MATCH-2 transport out.]]
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090625.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Parallel Capt. Heroic and Parallel Ms. Match prepare to return to their world]]
/ / Ms. Match: (to Parallel Capt. Heroic) That new part should work well enough to get you home. / Parallel Capt. Heroic: Thank you. / / Parallel Ms. Match: I'm sorry for the trouble I caused. Please forgive me. And him. And you. / [[Parallel Ms. Match and Parallel Capt. Heroic warp away]]
/ / Capt. Heroic: Do you really think they're gonna make it?
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090625.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | CAPT. HEROIC: We should talk about what happened.
/ MISS MATCH: I KNOW what happened. / MISS MATCH: You got a glimpse of a marriage with a version of ME that fits better in your life. / MISS MATCH: And I saw what life would be like with a YOU that fits better in MINE. / MISS MATCH (walking away): They met each other and fell in love.
/ We just fell. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090626.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Ms. Match and Capt. Heroic talk in the aftermath of the alternate universe fiasco]]
/ / Capt. Heroic: We should talk about what happened. / Ms. Match: I know what happened. / / Ms. Match: You got a glimpse of a marriage with a version of me that fits better in your life. / / Ms. Match: And I saw what life would be like with a you that fits better in mine. / / Ms. Match: They met each other and fell in love. We just fell. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090626.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc...How may I harm you?
/ PHONE VOICE: You sound cute. Would you like to go out for a drink? / LIGHTNING LADY: Where would we go? / PHONE VOICE: I know a really good place. It used to be a factory where they manufactured compact discs. / LIGHTNING LADY: No thanks, I'd rather not. / LIGHTNING LADY: The last place I want to meet a strange man is in a CD bar. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090627.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[A man carries a box to a U-tug truck. Our vantage point is a couple of stories above the street.]]
/ OFFPANEL VOICE: We BOTH knew this was inevitable. We're just TOO different. / [[A female figure is silhouetted in the window.]]
/ WOMAN: We can fool everybody else, but we can't fool ourselves. / [[Now inside the apartment, the man she's talking to is also in shadow.]]
/ WOMAN: I'm a super-villain, and I'll always be one...What do you want me to say? / [[The couple are revealed to be LIGHTNING LADY and KEAGAN.]]
/ KEAGAN: How about: "You haven't seen the last of me." http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090629.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | DESDEMONA: Hi, Lightning Lady! Would you like to see my--
/ LIGHTNING LADY (not even looking at her): Not now. / DESDEMONA: Hey, Miss Match...Would you--
/ MISS MATCH (not even looking at her): Maybe later. / DESDEMONA: Doesn't anyone want to see my honeymoon photos? / [[Two eyes suddenly appear over her shoulder.]]
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090630.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | DESDEMONA: I thought getting married would be DIFFERENT, but so far, everyone is treating me exactly the SAME!
/ [[EVIL ATOM is listening nearby.]] / DESDEMONA: I was so excited about coming back to work after getting married... / DESDEMONA: ...but everything's the SAME. It must be making Iron Dragon crazy, too... / [[Elsewhere, a bug-eyed IRON DRAGON is venting to CHAMELEON GUY.]]
/ IRON DRAGON: Seventeen throw pillows on the bed...placemats on the table...little soaps in the bathroom...everything's so DIFFERENT! http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090701.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[IRON DRAGON and DESDEMONA arrive at their home.]]
/ DESDEMONA: Carry me over the threshold? / IRON DRAGON: That's just for the FIRST time we enter our house. / [[There's a bear trap on the doorstep and an electric eye rigged to two big guns set for a crossfire.]]
/ DESDEMONA: No...I insist. / IRON DRAGON: It's more humane than the old "clumsy bathrobe" routine you pulled on the pamphleteers last week. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090702.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | IRON DRAGON: HONEY! We've got SPIDERS! / IRON DRAGON: Lookit! We've got a cobweb under the lamp!
/ DESDEMONA (Offpanel): It's a doily. / IRON DRAGON: "Doily." Sounds HIDEOUS! Is it venomous? Is it hairy? Do they nest indoors?! / [[An enormous spider sits nearby, reading a newspaper.]]
/ SPIDER: No...Yes...and yes... Now if you'll kindly excuse me, I'm working on a little something for the *hnngh* coffee table.
/ [[IRON DRAGON looks a tad nauseous.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090703.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | DESDEMONA: Sir, we're receiving a distress call from QUEEN BEE. Her Evil-Inc-Brand Anti-Gravity Belt isn't working. / [[EVIL ATOM listens in his office.]]
/ DESDEMONA (on the intercom): ...She's hovering over one of Evil Inc's private islands used for product testing...the fifth one, to be exact. / EVIL ATOM: Sweet fancy Moses...
/ DESDEMONA: Sir...? / EVIL ATOM: Get me JANITORIAL SERVICES on the line. Stat! / PHONE VOICE: Janitorial services, how may--
/ EVIL ATOM: QUEEN UP! ISLE FIVE!! http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090706.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[A MAN stands on a ledge high above the street.]]
/ MAN: I'LL DO IT...! / [[Long shot of the building he's threatening to jump from.]]
/ MAN: I swear I'll do it! / [[Crowd on the street below.]]
/ CROWD: JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! / [[EVIL ATOM rubs his hands together gleefully as the snack machine drops his purchase from the top row.]]
/ DESDEMONA: Is it me or does he get a creepy look on his face every time he uses the vending machine? http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090707.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | IRON DRAGON: I hear you've been dating KILLER FROST.
/ NITE OWL: Yup! / [[NITE OWL has a band-aid on his chin.]]
/ NITE OWL: I asked for a kiss, but she told me her lips were cold as ice... / IRON DRAGON: That explains the bandage on your lip. / NITE OWL: I guess I'm not the kind of guy who takes snow for an answer. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090708.html |
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