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| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[Same image as the previous strip. Overlaid is a bracket for the battle royale staged by the GRANDGAMER between the heroes and the villains.]]
/ CAPTION: This is your chance to win an ARTIST EDITION copy of EVIL INC ANNUAL REPORT VOL. 4!
/ Just fill out the brackets and e-mail them to bguigar[at]yahoo.com (subject line: "BRACKETS").*
/ Two of the initial four bouts are set, with WINGMAN vs. IRON DRAGON and COMMANDER HEROIC vs. EVIL ATOM. CAPT. HEROIC's opponent is left blank, as is ELASTIC MAN's. The remainder of the brackets are blank.
/ CAPTION: The person with the correct bracket will win.
/ In the even of multiple correct brackets, the winner will be chosen at random.
/ *Footnote points to the blog below for more information. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090814.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc...How may I harm you? / PHONE VOICE: Hey, flip me over! I'm cooler on the other side! / PHONE VOICE: Isn't it time to change my case? / PHONE VOICE: Somebody drooled all night... / LIGHTNING LADY: Honestly. I don't see what's so hot about pillow talk. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090815.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | WINGMAN: Kid, you're outta your league. We don't have to fight. Just stall for time until we can find a way off this planet.
/ IRON DRAGON: X'hlxz-t! / [[A shadow falls across WINGMAN.]] / CAPTION: The Grandgamer's bizarre tournament begins with Wingman facing Iron Dragon.
/ [[IRON DRAGON'S iron dragon appears, taking WINGMAN by surprise.]]
/ IRON DRAGON: I agree, Wingman... / [[The dragon's jaws snap shut on WINGMAN. Feathers fly.]]
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090817.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[The GRANDGAMER looks up to see a triumphant IRON DRAGON soar overhead, riding his iron dragon.]]
/ IRON DRAGON: Wingman, you got hit by NUMBER ONE!
/ (from the dragon's, um, hindquarters) < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090818.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[GRANDGAMER dusts himself off.]]
/ EVIL ATOM: Grandgamer, how come you haven't declared Iron Dragon the winner? / GRANDGAMER (looking up): Because... / [[WINGMAN bursts free of the pile of machinery excreted by IRON DRAGON's dragon, apparently unharmed.]]
/ GRANDGAMER: This isn't over yet. / [[WINGMAN takes to the sky once again.]]
/ WINGMAN: Well, kid, you haven't seen the end of ME. (heh)
/ IRON DRAGON: You're full of it! / [[WINGMAN punches IRON DRAGON off his mount.]]
/ WINGMAN: For once, IT was full of ME! http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090819.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[WINGMAN grabs IRON DRAGON by his shirtfront.]]
/ WINGMAN: We gotta stop this fight! When I was inside your dragon I SAW something! / IRON DRAGON: Tell me, what's WRONG with him?
/ WINGMAN: Not him...HER...VERY "her." / [[IRON DRAGON mentally contacts his dragon.]]
/ IRON DRAGON: Is this true, Dragon? / [[DRAGON has a flashback. She's in a bar. The bartender has just brought her an oilcan.]]
/ BARTENDER: From the guy at the end of the bar...
/ [[Another robot dragon is at the end of the bar. His dialogue balloon is a screen capture with a series of pickup lines displayed. One is checked.]]
/ MALE DRAGON: I seem to have lost my phone number. Could I borrow yours? http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090820.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | GRANDGAMER: WINGMAN WINS BY FORFEIT!
/ [[WINGMAN celebrates.]]
/ CAPTION: Meanwhile, elsewhere... / [[ELASTIC MAN is tinkering with a communicator. CAPT. HEROIC watches over his shoulder.]]
/ ELASTIC MAN: In just a few more minutes, I'll be able to adjust the signal so the Legion can receive it on Earth. I'll just need you to apply some super-pressure right h-- / [[CAP disappears.]]
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090821.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | PERSONNEL FILE: GRANDGAMER / NAME: Grandgamer / ORIGIN: He is the offspring of an omnipotent force of the universe in whose basement he still resides. / HISTORY: Grandgamer is obsessed with games and has mastered every one developed by any group of sentient, civilized beings in the universe. And Activision. / POWERS: Grandgamer's claim to omnipotence is exaggerated. But his powers are nearly endless. Omniscient? That's pretty debatable, too. But he can generate tremendous power bolts, bend time, shape matter, produce spacial warps and jump over that hole in "Pitfall" the first time every time. / AGE: Eons
/ HEIGHT: Variable
/ WEIGHT: Variable
/ FAMILY: Mother http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090822.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[LIGHTNING LADY blasts CAPT. HEROIC with a bolt of lightning.]]
/ CAP: LIGHTNING LADY! I don't want to fight you!
/ LIGHTNING LADY: 'Cause you don't want to LOSE! / [[CAP is down. She continues to zap him.]]
/ LIGHTNING LADY: Admit it! / CAP: That...and the fact that my hair isn't going to be right for weeks...
/ [[His hair is spiked from the electrical charge. Little sparks dance around him.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090824.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[LIGHTNING LADY celebrates. In the background, CAPT. HEROIC gets up.]]
/ LIGHTNING LADY: I won! I beat Cap! / [[CAP sneaks up behind her and is about to grab her.]]
/ LIGHTNING LADY: One down, two to go. / [[CAP can't figure out where he can touch the scantily-clad LIGHTNING LADY.]]
/ LIGHTNING LADY: Bring on the next challenger! / [[CAP's trying very hard to find a safe place to grab her.]]
/ LIGHTNING LADY: Anyone? Anyone at all? / CAP: Is there ANY place I can touch you that's not going to be inappropriate?
/ LIGHTNING LADY (grinning): If there IS, I need to find a new tailor... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090825.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[LIGHTNING LADY grabs CAPT. HEROIC's head and zaps him.]]
/ LIGHTNING LADY: Let's see how you deal with a few thousand volts jumping across your brain! / LIGHTNING LADY: It's not enough to kill you, but it should over-stimulate you to the point of collapse. / [[He's completely unfazed.]]
/ LIGHTNING LADY: Lemme guess: STARBUCKS.
/ CAP: Every morning for eight years. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090826.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | CAPTION: Later, in the temporary quarters of the heroes on Gameworld...
/ CAPT. HEROIC: Whew...I finally defeated her.
/ ELASTIC MAN: ...and our plan?
/ CAP: I think it worked. / ELASTIC MAN: Good idea sewing energy-collecting circuitry into your suit. We'll need a LOT to get a message back to Earth.
/ CAP: I could power DUBUQUE with my gloves ALONE!
/ [[Electricity crackles around his gloves.]] / ELASTIC MAN: We're gonna need more than that...
/ CAP: Lemme see what I got in my shorts.
/ [[He loosens his belt.]] / [[Silent panel of ELASTIC MAN considering this.]] / ELASTIC MAN: Let's stick with Dubuque...with a possible layover in Toledo. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090827.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[ELASTIC MAN is holding the communicator as CAPT. HEROIC powers it with the energy he absorbed in his battle with LIGHTNING LADY.]]
/ ELASTIC MAN: Hurry...We don't have much time, and I'm not sure if the circuitry can handle the current. / [[Status bar shows 81% sent.]]
/ ELASTIC MAN: Come on...come on... / CAP: Did it send? Did it send?!
/ ELASTIC MAN: I dunno...The darned thing may have--
/ [[He's sparkling suddenly--]] / ELASTIC MAN: --overheated.
/ [[--more sparkling--]] / [[--and he's elsewhere. MISS MATCH flies up behind him.]]
/ MISS MATCH: Darlin', you don't know the HALF of it. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090828.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Inc personnel file]]
/ / : Personnel File: X'Hlxz-t
/ Name: X'Hlxz-t
/ Origin: Hailing from mythical Dragon Island, X'Hlxz-t is actually an elder dragon spirit that was planted into this metal frame when its body failed.
/ History: When Iron Dragon, one of a long line of dragoneers developed hayfever his epic sneezes inadvertently hailed X'Hlxz-t, who has been at Iron Dragon's beck and call ever since.
/ Powers: X'Hlxz-t possesses great strength and suprising agility for such a lumbering mass. It also breaths a searing nuclear blast, and commands knowledge from eons of life on the planet.
/ Age: Older model
/ Height: 17 feet
/ Weight: 1,500 lbs
/ Family: Comes from a very large fleet / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090829.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[MR. INVINCIBLE and AMAZING AMAZON looking at computer monitors.]]
/ COMPUTER: YOU'VE GOT MAIL!
/ AMAZING AMAZON: 'Vince, you should see this... / CAPTION: Stately Legion of Justice Manor.
/ [[Exterior of LoJ Manor.]]
/ MR. INVINCIBLE: Holy cats! This is serious! Put out a full alert! / [[They take to they air.]]
/ INVINCIBLE: Seventy-five percent off spandex at Jo-Ann Fabrics?!
/ AMAZING AMAZON: It's like Christmas! / [[Computer back in the now-empty room.]]
/ COMPUTER: YOU'VE GOT MAIL! / [[Screen shot of e-mail inbox. The newest message, having arrived after the "Spandex 75% off" message, is from CAPT. HEROIC, with the subject "HELP!!!"]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090831.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Back to MISS MATCH'S battle with ELASTIC MAN. She fires a blast at him, which he bends around.]]
/ MISS MATCH: Beating you will be a piece of cake, Rubberhead!
/ ELASTIC MAN: Good! I'll make a wish, and... / [[He forms a circulating fan.]]
/ ELASTIC MAN: BLOW OUT THE CANDLE! Hope my wish comes true! / MISS MATCH: I think it will. / [[She flames on again.]]
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090901.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[ELASTIC MAN forms a flail and a shield. He flings the flail at MISS MATCH, who flies under it.]] / [[She fires a blast at him. He opens a hole through his body to let it pass through harmlessly, then forms a fire extinguisher and blows out her flame with...something.]] / [[ELASTIC MAN has MISS MATCH wrapped up tight in his own stretchable body.]]
/ MISS MATCH: That...had BETTER not be your hand...
/ ELASTIC MAN: Heh, I've got good news and bad news... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090902.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[ELASTIC MAN has MISS MATCH wrapped up from shoulders to ankles.]]
/ MISS MATCH: Don't get overconfident. Melting you will be EASY.
/ ELASTIC MAN: HA! / ELASTIC MAN: My body can withstand heat of around 3645 degrees Fahrenheit! / [[MISS MATCH gives him a big-eyed helpless look.]]
/ MISS MATCH: P-please let me go... / MISS MATCH: If you do, I'll...whisper whisper whisper whisper... / [[And she stands triumphantly in a puddle of ELASTIC-MAN-colored goop.]]
/ MISS MATCH: Easy. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090903.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[Exterior, heroes' temporary base on GAMERWORLD.]]
/ VOICE: Elastic Man's not coming back. We don't know if our message made it to Earth. We're in a tough spot.
/ SECOND VOICE: It's time for PLAN B. / CAPT. HEROIC: We can't let the villains win. If one of them gets the wish, goodness knows how they'll use it. / CAP: WE have to win so we can make sure the wish is used responsibly. / [[Silent panel. CMDR. HEROIC and WINGMAN clearly have less-then-responsible wishes in mind.]] / CAP (thinking): I hope it's not too late for PLAN C. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090904.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc...How may I harm you? / PHONE VOICE: Y'know the worst part of the whole "zombie" thing? / PHONE VOICE: Some of these guys have been dead for years! They've completely lost touch! / LIGHTNING LADY: Tell me about it. / LIGHTNING LADY: I ran into one of them on the subway last night. He gave me the URL to his MYSPACE page. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090905.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Exterior, villains' encampment.]]
/ CAPTION: Meanwhile, in the villains' encampment...
/ EVIL ATOM: It's clear I'm facing Commander Heroic in the next round. Do you have any information I might find useful? / [[He's talking to MISS MATCH.]]
/ EVIL ATOM: You DO work in my Plots and Schemes Department.
/ [[MISS MATCH remembers MS. AMAZING talking to WINGMAN.]]
/ WINGMAN: What's the matter?
/ MS. AMAZING: We don't publicize it, but the Commander is allergic to foam rubber. / EVIL ATOM: Surely, you must know something.
/ [[MISS MATCH remembers CMDR. HEROIC's hospital stay.]]
/ MS. AMAZING: Sweetie...his powers have been waning for years. / [[MISS MATCH remembers CMDR. HEROIC flying with OSCAR.]]
/ MISS MATCH: I'm sorry. I can't tell you anything.
/ EVIL ATOM (powering up): And yet, it seems, you've told me so much. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090907.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[COMMANDER HEROIC and EVIL ATOM square off against one another. The GRANDGAMER has put up a banner that says "BATTLE for the AGED."]]
/ CMDR. HEROIC: Should we tell him the phrase is "Battle for the AGES?"
/ EVIL ATOM: Only if you want to be disappointed. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090908.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[CMDR. HEROIC and EVIL ATOM unleash mighty blows against each other.]]
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090909.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[EVIL ATOM blasts CMDR. HEROIC with energy blasts while blocking CMDR. HEROIC's heat-vision beams with his other hand. Other heroes watch from their temporary base.]] / HERO (from iinside the base): Your dad's still got the eye of the tiger.
/ ANOTHER HERO: And the heart of a twenty-year-old. / CAPT. HEROIC (from inside the base): He does. / CAPT. HEROIC: But he's not gonna win this battle with transplants alone... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090910.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[COMMANDER HEROIC delivers a mighty blow to the back of EVIL ATOM's head.]]
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090911.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc...How may I harm you? / PHONE VOICE: I need a birthday gift for my evil mentor.
/ He's 104 years old and still not dead. / LIGHTNING LADY: Don't you mean to say he's still alive? / PHONE VOICE: How many 104-year-olds have you met? http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090912.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[The finger tapping CMDR. HEROIC on the shoulder in the 9/11/09 strip belongs to EVIL ATOM, who sucker-punches CMDR. HEROIC, knocking him head-over-heels. A second EVIL ATOM sits in the background, rubbing his head dazedly.]] / [[EVIL ATOM speaks as the second EVIL ATOM sees little birdies.]]
/ EVIL ATOM: Forgetting that I control matter--all matter--at the atomic level would be a mistake. / [[The second EVIL ATOM is revealed as the GRANDGAMER, who's still seeing little birdies.]]
/ EVIL ATOM: HEY! Y'know what? Your head kinda looks like a helium atom! http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090914.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[CAPT. HEROIC and WINGMAN confront the GRANDGAMER.]]
/ CAP: Surely you don't expect us to fight each other.
/ WINGMAN: We're best friends! / GRANDGAMER: Only one of you can progress to the next round. And only one can win the final prize. So if you don't want to fight, one of you may forfeit. / CAP: OK, Wingman...
/ WINGMAN: Whaddaya mean "OK Wingman?!"
/ CAP: Surely you don't think you can handle Evil Atom or Miss Match.
/ WINGMAN: You always treat me like a sidekick! / [[And they're off.]]
/ CAP: Get real!
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090915.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[CAPT. HEROIC and WINGMAN take to the sky, with CAP in pursuit of his best friend.]]
/ WINGMAN: I always hoped this day would never come. / [[WINGMAN reaches for his belt buckle.]]
/ WINGMAN: But he's giving me no choice. / [[Inside the buckle is a ring with a glowing blue stone.]]
/ WINGMAN: I'll have to do what I have to do. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090916.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[WINGMAN holds out the ring he had hidden in his belt buckle.]]
/ CAPT. HEROIC: My Commander USA Glow-in-the-Dark Secret Decoder Ring! But I lost it when I was seven!
/ WINGMAN: Not...exactly... / WINGMAN: It doesn't matter how it got in my lunch box, but it DID. I was gonna give it back, but...well...I held on to it for a week. And then a month. And then a year, and well...
/ {{And now they're 39 and he still has it.}} / CAP: GIVE...IT...BACK... / WINGMAN: You want it? GO GET IT!
/ [[He hurls the ring into a nearby lava flow.]]
/ CAP: NOOOOOO! http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090917.html |
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