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Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[CAPT. HEROIC rockets toward the lava flow as the decoder ring falls in.]] / <> / [[CAP dives right into the lava with a fiery splash.]] / <> / <> / [[Tongues of fire and wisps of smoke rise from the place he hit.]] / WINGMAN: Whew. Glad I didn't tell him about his Reggie Jackson rookie card.
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090918.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog PHONE VOICE: Oh, wait. I had the silly thing in reverse. / PHONE VOICE: For some reason, I'm not going forward at all. / PHONE VOICE: I want to use it to go to the future, but I think I'm doing something wrong. / PHONE VOICE: I have a question about the Evil Inc. Time Machine. / LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc. How may I harm you?
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090919.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[WINGMAN and the GRANDGAMER.]] / WINGMAN: I'm ready to advance to the next r-- / <> / [[WINGMAN'S eyes cross and his jaw goes slack. There's a steaming round mark in the middle of his forehead.]] / [[WINGMAN falls backward, out cold.]] / <> / [[CAPT. HEROIC, covered in soot and wearing the now-glowing-hot decoder ring, stands triumphant.]]
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090921.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog GRANDGAMER: And now...to decide who faces Captain Heroic in the final battle...Miss Match versus Evil Atom! / EVIL ATOM: Shall I defeat you or merely fire you? / <> / [[EVIL ATOM is sooty and smoking. MISS MATCH is untouched and hovering, wreathed in flame.]] / MISS MATCH: I was wondering the same thing.
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090922.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog CAPTION: Evil Atom makes the first, devastating strike... / <> / [[MISS MATCH recoils from the blast.]] / [[GRANDGAMER and CAPT. HEROIC watch from the heroes' temporary base. CAP winces.]] / GRANDGAMER: I figured I'd watch this one with you. / <> / <> / GRANDGAMER: This is a good vantage point from which to savor the battle, don'tcha think? And that's what I want to do: SAVOR. / <> / GRANDGAMER: Don't YOU want to SAVOR? / <> / CAPT. HEROIC: more...than...you...know...
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090923.html
 
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[EVIL ATOM blasts MISS MATCH, knocking her back.]] / <> / [[As she tries to get her bearings, he powers up for a major blast.]] / EVIL ATOM: I'm sorry it has to come to this, Miss Match... / [[EVIL ATOM lets go with both hands...]] / <> / [[...and CAPT. HEROIC flies from the base at super-speed to block the blast!]] / CAP: NO! / CAP: As soon as your eyebrows land back on your head, I'll explain...
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090924.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog GRANDGAMER: Winner by forfeit: EVIL ATOM! / [[As the GRANDGAMER and EVIL ATOM walk off, MISS MATCH turns on CAPT. HEROIC.]] / MISS MATCH: What...did you do...that...for? / CAP: I...I couldn't watch him hurt you. / MISS MATCH: You IDIOT! I think I could have focused a nova-intensity blast between his eyes. I was playing possum--luring him into position! / CAP: That's the difference between you and me... / CAP (not happy to be saying this): I don't THINK. I KNOW. / <> / [[CAP topples over backwards, a smoking red dot in the middle of his forehead. MISS MATCH's index finger glows with a tiny little flame.]] / MISS MATCH: I don't think you know either.
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090925.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc. How may I harm you? / PHONE VOICE: One of your witches put a hoax on me! / LIGHTNING LADY: Sir, you mean she put a "hex" on you. / PHONE VOICE: She says that now I'll be able to listen to my girlfriend talk about her day and always be interested and attentive. / LIGHTNING LADY: Oh, my... / LIGHTNING LADY: One of our witches put a hoax on you.
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090926.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[Exterior, heroes' temporary base on the world of the GRANDGAMER.]] / CAPTION: OUR STORY SO FAR... / The Grandgamer of the Universe has pitted four heroes and four villains against one another in a tournament. The grand prize is a wish to be granted by the godlike host. / CAPTION: IT COMES DOWN TO THESE TWO... / CAPT. HEROIC: You don't have what it takes to WRINKLE my CAPE. / EVIL ATOM: Wrink--?! I'll beat you without mussing the CREASE in my PANTS! / GRANDGAMER (looking nervously back and forth between the two): Ladies and gentlemen... / GRANDGAMER: Let's get ready to RUMPLE!!
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090928.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[Exterior, heroes' temporary base.]] / CAPTION: Gathered at a safe distance, the fallen participants look on. / [[Inside, heroes and villains alike are gathered.]] / WINGMAN: I got twenty bucks that says Cap wins... / [[The $20 bill is ELASTIC MAN (must be a pretty heavy twenty).]] / OFFPANEL VOICE: That's just Elastic Man showing off... / ELASTIC MAN: CAP WINS! CAP WINS! / LIGHTNING LADY: I'll give you eight-to-five Atom wins. I'll vig it at 10%, and give you and over-under of three. / IRON DRAGON: You're handicapping the match? / LIGHTNING LADY: Only if she doesn't pay up. / [[MISS MATCH gives her a dirty look.]]
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090929.html
 
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog CAPT. HEROIC: Atom, we can spend all day throwing powers at each other...or we can settle this like men--Hand-to-hand combat! / [[EVIL ATOM hits CAP with a nuclear blast.]] / <> / EVIL ATOM: You think I've never seen a hero movie from the 80s?! / CAP: It worked for Ford Fairlane.
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090930.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[EVIL ATOM blasts CAPT. HEROIC, who is unaffected.]] / CAP: You can't beat me. I'm invulnerable. You'll wear out pretty soon, and then I'll take care of you. / EVIL ATOM: The way you take care of Miss Match? / CAP: Wha--? How'd you--? / [[EVIL ATOM backhands CAP out of the panel.]] / EVIL ATOM: I DIDN'T know 'til just NOW. / [[ATOM blasts CAP again.]] / EVIL ATOM: Any kids? / [[ATOM stands triumphantly over CAP, who hangs his head and slumps.]] / EVIL ATOM: And if they're not invulnerable... / NEITHER ARE YOU.
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091001.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[Exterior, base.]] / VOICE FROM INSIDE: Evil Atom has Cap off balance. He's battering away at him! / [[EVIL ATOM holds his hands on either side of CAPT. HEROIC's head. CAP looks bad.]] / EVIL ATOM: Speaking of invulnerability...How deep does it go? Can you take a nuclear blast INSIDE your skull...? / [[ATOM sets one off. CAP's eyes glow bright green and twin mushroom clouds come out of his ears.]] / [[CAPT. HEROIC is down.]] / EVIL ATOM: Pathetic. Like your old man. The WISH is as good as mine. / EVIL ATOM: And when I get MY wish, you're going to wish that secret marriage of yours had STAYED a secret.
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091002.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc. How may I harm you? / PHONE VOICE: I have a complaint about my Evil Inc toupee! / PHONE VOICE: Your brochure promises if I wear this hairpiece, no one will ever think I'm bald! / PHONE VOICE: But every time I wear it, this little piece of paper pops out from underneath that tells how much I paid for it! And then everyone KNOWS I'm bald! / LIGHTNING LADY: Nah, they just think you have a receipting hairline!
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091003.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[EVIL ATOM has CAPT. HEROIC by the shirt. CAP is limp and glowing a sickly green. ATOM is, well...]] / EVIL ATOM: Feel that? I'm pumping enough toxic radiation into you to give CANCER cancer. / [[ATOM knocks CAP over backwards.]] / EVIL ATOM: It's a boy, isn't it? I'll bet you have a son. Maybe I'll raise him as my own and teach him how to be a MAN. / [[ATOM and CAP nose-to-nose. CAP is in really bad shape.]] / EVIL ATOM: All you gotta do is tell me his name. What...is...his...name...? / CAP (weakly): F#@$ Y@*. / EVIL ATOM: You adopted?
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091005.html
 
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[EVIL ATOM's eyes are glowing green, he's got radiation pouring off him and he's sweating profusely. CAPT. HEROIC lies prone in the background.]] / EVIL ATOM: And now, Captain Heroic, I'm going to do something I've wanted to do for a long...long...time... / [[Shot of the planet from space. The mushroom cloud from EVIL ATOM's blast rises high above the planet's surface, bathing the planet's moon and other nearby planets in eerie green light.]] / <> / [[EVIL ATOM pauses to catch his breath. The GRANDGAMER stands in the background.]] / EVIL ATOM: I'm *pant pant* ready for my *pant pant* wish...
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091006.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog EVIL ATOM: I wish / EVIL ATOM: ...for...*pant pant* / YOU! / [[Pokes the shocked GRANDGAMER in the chest.]] / GRANDGAMER: ...Me? / EVIL ATOM: You. *huff* Your power. *gasp* Your knowledge. *wheeze* All of it. I want it for my own. / GRANDGAMER: I can't do that. / EVIL ATOM: There are cosmic laws that come into play here. Laws upheld by powers I'm willing to summon. / EVIL ATOM: REFUSING my wish will destroy you as surely as GRANTING it will. / GRANDGAMER: I can't... / EVIL ATOM: Then...I'M TELLING YOUR MOM. / [[GRANDGAMER's eyes widen and a single drop of sweat rolls down his forehead.]]
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091007.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog GRANDGAMER: Evil Atom, I cannot grant your wish. And I have a very good reason. / EVIL ATOM: It better be tremendous. / [[CAPT. HEROIC appears, apparently undamaged, and backhands EVIL ATOM.]] / CAPT. HEROIC: Oh, it IS. / EVIL ATOM: I'll...I'll... / CAP: You've expended your power. It'll take you hours to re-charge. Kindly fast-forward to "Curses, foiled again..."
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091008.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog GRANDGAMER: Captain Heroic WINS! / EVIL ATOM: Well played, Captain. You've won the wish from our omnipotent host, but let me give you some advice: Make it count. / EVIL ATOM (getting right in CAP's face): Because now that I know the SECRET about your FAMILY, you're going to need something BIG to keep me from hunting you all down and obliterating you. In the end, you'll see it would have been BETTER if I had gotten the wish. / [[CAP turns to the GRANDGAMER.]] / CAP: Psst. Go ahead and GRANT him a wish...as long as it's for a breath mint.
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091009.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc. How may I harm you? / PHONE VOICE: I need legal advice. / PHONE VOICE: On my website, I've run a number of posts accusing my enemy of cheating and dishonest behavior. / LIGHTNING LADY: Do you have any proof of this? / PHONE VOICE: Of COURSE not. / LIGHTNING LADY: Wait. Did you say "web site?" / PHONE VOICE: Yeah. / LIGHTNING LADY: Carry on.
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091010.html
 
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[The SCARLET WITCH is confronted by a mob of giant ants, one of whom holds up placards with his dialogue on them.]] / ANT: We had an agreement. / ANT: When you were at the height of your power. / ANT: ...you were supposed to grant our wish and fix our problem / SCARLET WITCH: *sigh* OK... / No more mute ants. / ANTS (en masse and aloud): HOORAY! Wa-hoo! Weee! Wa-hoo! / [[Back in reality...]] / GRANDGAMER: Have you decided on your wish yet? / CAPT. HEROIC: Still thinking...
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091012.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog CAPTION: As Captain Heroic decides how to use his ONE WISH, he asks himself... / WHAT IF...? / CAPT. HEROIC: Oscar had POWERS. / [[Cut to fantasy sequence as CAP and MISS MATCH watch a glowing, grinning OSCAR run past.]] / CAP: Now we don't have to worry about Evil Atom attacking Oscar. / MISS MATCH: ...or bullies! / [[OSCAR takes flight, wearing a version of CAP's costume.]] / CAP: He has almost no adversity in life at all! / CAPTION: Later... / [[A now-grown OSCAR lounges, unshaven, on the couch, clutching a video-game controller as his grey-haired father tries to get his attention.]] / CAP: Whaddya say, son? Gonna go out and fight some crime today, maybe? / OSCAR: MA! We're outta CHEETOS! / CAP (under his breath): You could have Cheetos 'round the clock if you moved into your own headquarters. / OSCAR (offpanel): I HAVE super hearing! / CAP (thinking): Sure. NOW the little brat uses his super powers. / OSCAR: Aaaaannnd super-telepathy...
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091013.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog CAPTION: As Captain Heroic decides how to use his ONE WISH, he asks himself... / WHAT IF...? / CAPT. HEROIC: I had supreme power. / [[Fantasy sequence: CAP hovers outside Evil Inc. EVIL ATOM leans out a window.]] / EVIL ATOM: I KNOW your secret! I know about your FAMILY! / CAP: That's why I'm putting Evil Inc on this distant planet. / [[CAP flies off, leaving the entire building behind.]] / [[Back on Earth, crowds cheer CAP. Newspaper headlines read "UTOPIA / Cap Heroic solves world ills" with "Hunger," "Crime," "Disease" and "Fan Funk" checked off.]] / CAPTION: Utopia: Year Two. / [[Gray-haired, paunchy CAP sits on the couch beside grown-up OSCAR, playing a video game.]] / CAP and OSCAR: We're outta CHEETOS!
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091014.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog CAPTION: As Captain Heroic decides how to use his ONE WISH, he asks himself... / WHAT IF...? / CAPT. HEROIC: Atom forgets my secret. / [[Fantasy sequence.]] / MISS MATCH: We need to talk about what happened on Battleworld. You interfered with my battle against Evil Atom. / CAP: I was SAVING you! It's what I DO! / MISS MATCH: We can't pretend that we can make this hero-villain relationship work. We're too different. / MISS MATCH: And neither of us can change. / CAP: If you leave, I'll have to treat you like any other villain. / MISS MATCH: Ooh! Can you treat me like CRIME CLOWN? He's gotten away from you the last seven-outta-ten times!
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091015.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog CAPTION: As Captain Heroic decides how to use his ONE WISH, he asks himself... / WHAT IF...? / CAPT. HEROIC: Miss Match was a hero. / [[Fantasy sequence. MISS MATCH snatches up DR. HAYNUS.]] / HAYNUS: You'll pay for this! YOU'LL PAY! / [[CAP snatches up DR. MUSKIDAY.]] / MUSKIDAY: You'll pay for this! YOU'LL PAY! / [[A BANK OFFICER holds up a mortgage marked "foreclosed."]] / CAP and MISS MATCH: WE'LL PAY! WE'LL PAY! / MISS MATCH: Crime didn't PAY, but at least it issued dividends.
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091016.html
 
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc. How may I harm you? / PHONE VOICE: I'd like to rent a hide-in. / LIGHTNING LADY: You mean a "hideout." / PHONE VOICE: No, once I'm "OUT," I'm no longer "HIDING." I need a "hide-IN." / LIGHTNING LADY: We don't offer a "hide-in." We have hideOUTS, hideAWAYS and hidey-HOLES-- but no hide-ins. / PHONE VOICE: *sigh* I see no way to resolve this. *Click* / LIGHTNING LADY: Usually I have such better resolution with hide definition.
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091017.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog GRANDGAMER: I'm willing to grant you one wish. And, since you fought so valiantly, I'm going to do you a favor... / CAPT. HEROIC: Gee...Thanks! / [[The GRANDGAMER addresses the assembled heroes and villains.]] / GRANDGAMER: What would you do if you had... / ONE... / MORE... / DAY... / [[A brawl breaks out, involving everyone EXCEPT CAPT. HEROIC and MISS MATCH.]] / GRANDGAMER: Head for the exit, kids...Call me when you're ready. / [[CAP and MISS MATCH head for a hole in space with Fremont City on the other side.]]
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091019.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog MISS MATCH: This is simple: Wish for godlike power and wipe out Evil Atom! / CAPT. HEROIC: You KNOW I can't do that. / CAP: "With great power comes great responsibility." That would be an irresponsible use of godlike power. / MISS MATCH: If you have the power of a god, you're not responsible to ANYBODY. / CAP: No, I'm responsible to EVERYBODY.
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091020.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog MISS MATCH: If you're not going to use your wish to fix Evil Atom, then use it to fix our marriage. / CAPT. HEROIC: I thought of that. / MISS MATCH: Think of how much better it would be for us if we didn't have the hero-villain conflict. / MISS MATCH: *sigh*...Make me a hero. / CAP: Honest? / MISS MATCH: Unless there's another kind.
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091021.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic CAPT. HEROIC: You'd throw away everything--your very identity--to save our marriage? / MISS MATCH: Of COURSE. I LOVE you. / [[They kiss.]] / CAP (looking up): I'm ready to make my wish. / <> / [[Back on Gamerworld.]] / CAP: "Bomf?" / GRANDGAMER: I'm pretty sure "bamf" was copyrighted.
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091022.html
 

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