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| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[MISTER SHIVER opens a retirement gift.]]
/ MISTER SHIVER: A 14-carat-gold HOUSE-ARREST bracelet! You shouldn't have!
/ A guy learns a lot in fifty years of villainy... / SHIVER: Like...never turn your back on the SIDEKICK...
/ [[A couple of the villains notice glance out the window and notice CAPT. HEROIC approaching.]] / SHIVER: And ALWAYS leave a few extra minutes on the self-destruct timer...
/ [[CAP is now directly outside the window.]] / SHIVER: But most of all, when the chips are down, you learn who your real friends are.
/ [[All the party guests are escaping back down the stairs.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100416.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | PERSONNEL FILE: MR. SHIVER
/ HEIGHT: 5'9"
/ WEIGHT: 220 pounds
/ AGE: 65
/ FAMILY: Unknown / ORIGIN: Raymond Stilson was a convict in the early 60s who was eligible for an early parole if he agreed to participate in an experimental study of cryogenics. When the technology went horribly awry, the prison officials withdrew his parole in hopes of keeping their error a secret.
/ HISTORY: Enraged, Stilson escaped the cooler (heh) and launched a one-man wave of terror across Fairmount City, becoming one of Commander Heroic's first and oldest nemeses. He was among the very first ice-themed villains and is credited with coining phrases like "I'll put you on ice" and "You'll never catch THIS cold."
/ POWERS: Power to "radiate" cold temperatures and hurl ice projectiles. Can generate and manipulate ice. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100417.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Flashback. Dinner at the MASTERS home. CMDR. HEROIC is in costume at the table. His son, the future CAPT. HEROIC, sits to his right.]]
/ YOUNG CAP: What was his name, Daddy?
/ CMDR. HEROIC: "Mister Shiver." He has ice powers. / YOUNG CAP: He shot ICE BEAMS right at you?!
/ HEROIC: Heh...Yeah...but you'd have to be pretty darned slow to get hit by a guy like that. / [[In 2010, CAPT. HEROIC is frozen in a block of ice up to his shoulders. MR. SHIVER is astonished.]]
/ CAP: *Sigh*
/ MR. SHIVER: I...I honestly don't know what I'm supposed to DO now... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100419.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Flashback. YOUNG CAPT. HEROIC is playing Donkey Kong. CMDR. HEROIC comes into the room.]]
/ CMDR. HEROIC: Come on, son...I'll teach you to make heat vision.
/ YOUNG CAP: Aw, Dad, do I HAVE to? / HEROIC: Nah...But I'm telling you...You never know when you might need it. / [[In 2010, MR. SHIVER is making his escape down the stairs while CAPT. HEROIC and WELBORNE REEVES remain frozen in blocks of ice.]]
/ CAPT. HEROIC: ...on the other hand...I've never ONCE been defeated by a gorilla throwing barrels down a ladder. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100420.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Flashback: CMDR. HEROIC and his son, the future CAPT. HEROIC.]]
/ CMDR. HEROIC: Are you SURE you don't want to learn heat vision?
/ YOUNG CAP: Nah. I don't wanna. / HEROIC: Don't worry, kid. Suit yourself. / [[In 2010, CAPT. HEROIC is frozen in a block of ice. A glowing yellow grid pattern appears on his costume. The ice starts to melt.]]
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100421.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Flashback: CMDR. HEROIC sits in an armchair, head in his hands. MS. AMAZING and the YOUNG CAPT. HEROIC stand a short distance away.]]
/ YOUNG CAP: Why's Dad upset, Mom?
/ MS. AMAZING: He had a bad day. / MS. AMAZING: He had a battle with his nemesis, Mister Shiver. / MS. AMAZING: It spilled into a neighborhood, and Mister Shiver took out an orphanage.
/ YOUNG CAP: When will Dad be OK? / [[MS. AMAZING puts her hand on YOUNG CAP's cheek.]]
/ MS. AMAZING: Give him some time, Sweetie. His HEART is hurting. / [[MS. AMAZING continues as narration. In 2010, CAPT. HEROIC is chasing MR. SHIVER.]]
/ MS. AMAZING: "...and when it comes to your heart, all the super-powers in the world don't mean a thing."
/ [[In a series of images, we see MR. SHIVER run, clutch his chest, fall to his knees and then collapse on the ground.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100422.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[G.T. FLEENER is loading the body of MR. SHIVER into an ambulance.]]
/ FLEENER: Massive cardiac arrest, Cap. He was probably gone before he hit the ground. / FLEENER: Cap, it's not your fault. You administered CPR on Mr. Shiver for a solid half-hour before we found this place. / [[FLEENER hands CAP a card. In the background, we see a crane lifting the block of ice in which WELBORNE REEVES is still trapped.]]
/ FLEENER: Listen, I can tell you're troubled. Take this...he's a psychologist who works with capes. It might help to talk. / [[CAP looks at the card silently.]]
/ CAP (to himself): Maybe I will...
/ As soon as my lips thaw. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100423.html |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100424.html">http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100424.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[CAPT. HEROIC and his mother, MS. AMAZING.]]
/ MS. AMAZING: It's ALWAYS hard to have a villain DIE on you. I should know. / MS. AMAZING: I had one drown on me mid-chase. I spent hours trying to resuscitate him. / MS. AMAZING: But a thing like that always offers a little life lesson for those left behind. / MS. AMAZING: For me, it was a reminder to pull the guy onto the beach BEFORE adminstering CPR. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100426.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[CAPT. HEROIC ("CAP") and CMDR. HEROIC ("HEROIC").]]
/ CAP: Wait. Cape in front...shorts on the inside...You're in "formal dress." Are you actually going to Mr. Shiver's funeral?! / HEROIC: Son...You don't go to a funeral for the man. You go for his family. / CAP: Dad...This is a side of you I've never seen.
/ MS. AMAZING (offpanel): Oh, hi, son... / MS. AMAZING: Are you coming for Mr. Shiver's family, too?
/ [[MS. AMAZING appears to be holding a net.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100427.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[CAPT. HEROIC ("CAP") and CMDR. HEROIC ("HEROIC").]]
/ CAP: I know you have conflicted feelings about the death of Mr. Shiver. / HEROIC: It's just so hard to see where it all fits. / CAP: I understand. I mean, he was a little older than you. His death is a reminder of your own mortality. / [[MS. AMAZING is checking a calendar.]]
/ MS. AMAZING: We can squeeze the Mr. Shiver funeral between the Comet Man memorial and the Phaser-Beam wake...But we have to leave for the Dr. Giant funeral before seven.
/ HEROIC: That, too... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100428.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[At the funeral home, a woman approaches CMDR. HEROIC.]]
/ WOMAN: Commander Heroic! I can't believe you're here! My father would have been so proud!
/ HEROIC: Proud?? / WOMAN: He respected you...idolized you...your being here would have meant the world to him.
/ [[She gives him a big hug.]]
/ CAPT. HEROIC (offpanel): Um...Dad? / [[The WOMAN walks into one of the viewing rooms. Outside is a wreath with a picture of a smiling police officer and a banner that reads "CLANCY.'' Right next door is the viewing for MR. SHIVER, with a wreath outside bearing his picture and a banner that reads "SHIVER." Many villains are there, all scowling at the HEROICs.]]
/ CAP (pointing to the other room): Over here. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100429.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[A MINISTER gives the eulogy at MR. SHIVER's funeral.]]
/ MINISTER: We're gathered here today to pay our last respects to Mr. Shiver.
/ He was one of the first ice-themed villains...and one of the, um, best. / MINISTER: *sigh* / MINISTER: Let's just bless the remains, shall we? / [[The FUNERAL DIRECTOR presents an urn.]]
/ MINISTER: Cremated?
/ FUNERAL DIRECTOR: Freeze-dried. / MINISTER: I HATE theme-villains. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100430.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[DR. MUSKIDAY enters the lab. DR. HAYNUS is already there.]]
/ MUSKIDAY: Did you hear the news? Mister Shiver is dead!
/ HAYNUS: *choke* That's horrible! / MUSKIDAY: Really? I thought you'd be PLEASED! He was Commander Heroic's nemesis! Captain Heroic is taking on all of his Dad's work. I know you've been angling to be CAP'S nemesis. Shiver's death clears the way! / HAYNUS: I'm well aware of how I stand to gain, but I can't take pleasure in the death of a silver-age villain... / HAYNUS: ...let alone TWO.
/ [[He casually pushes a closet door shut, concealing the body of another villain.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100503.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | DR. MUSKIDAY (horrified): You murdered a silver-age villain for his nemesis ranking?! / DR. HAYNUS: He was on his way out anyway.
/ [[A jar of poison sits on a table in the foreground.]] / MUSKIDAY: Yes, I suppose it only took a small drop... / [[HAYNUS looks toward the window.]]
/ HAYNUS: If you call fourteen stories small... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100504.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | DR. MUSKIDAY: You're taking a considerable risk, killing a silver-age villain for his nemesis ranking! / DR. HAYNUS: I need your help to dispose of the body. I can't do it alone. / MUSKIDAY: I understand: No opposable thumbs.
/ HAYNUS: THAT...and everything I bury, Scruffy digs up. / {{HAYNUS is a brain in a jar mounted on a dog's head.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100505.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[DR. HAYNUS watches as DR. MUSKIDAY digs a grave.]]
/ <<*Dig**Dig**Dig*>> / [[MUSKIDAY tosses a bone out of the hole. SCRUFFY catches it.]]
/ MUSKIDAY: Hey! Check it out! / MUSKIDAY: Hmm. / [[MUSKIDAY tosses a human skull out of the hole.]] / [[SCRUFFY looks nauseated and drops the bone.]]
/ MUSKIDAY: That's the problem with digging an unmarked grave. You never know when someone's beaten you to it. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100506.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[DR. MUSKIDAY is almost finished digging the grave.]]
/ DR. HAYNUS: You realize you can never turn me in for this. You're aiding and abetting. / MUSKIDAY: I'm aiding. And I'm a-betting this is all gonna blow up in your face. / [[HAYNUS silently watches MUSKIDAY dig for a panel.]] / HAYNUS: I'm serious...If I go down, I'm taking you with me. / MUSKIDAY: Relax. I'll add it to my long list of accomplice-ments.
/ [[HAYNUS turns and looks at the camera.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100507.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | PERSONNEL FILE: DARK DEMIGOD/OMNI FORCE / ORIGIN: The Omni Force is a preternatural energy vortex that has found its way to Earth through a black hole. It inhabits human hosts, transforming them into godlike beings. When their bodies are consumed by the energy itself, the vortex seeks out another host. / HISTORY: Only one human has been able to harness the Omni Force--through an enchanted wand called the Scepter of Eternity. This man, Jacob Kurtzberg, was able to funnel the power to achieve amazing artistic feats. But, like all humans, could only wield its power for a finite period. The most recent host became the Dark Demigod. For about three days. / POWERS: Omni Force is limitless. / HEIGHT: 6'3"
/ WEIGHT: 250 pounds
/ AGE: Unknown
/ FAMILY: Wife http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100508.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Several villains are lined up at Evil Inc. Nemesis Registration. At the front of the line is a guy with a fishlike head.]]
/ CLERK: I'm sorry. Aquaman's not taking new foes, but I can give you a list of heroes with deep bathtubs.
/ SIGN: Please wait for your number to be up. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100510.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[EDWIN HINKLE hands DR. HAYNUS a card.]]
/ HAYNUS: What's that?
/ HINKLE: Your Foe Registration card. / HINKLE: It has a magnetic stripe. Several participating heroes carry card readers. Simply swipe your card before engaging in battle. / [[Exterior, Evil Inc. Tower.]]
/ HINKLE: You'll be eligible for membership rewards, good for things like bail, legal fees and medical bills. / HINKLE: ...and the heroes are eligible for frequent foiler miles. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100511.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | EDWIN HINKLE: I see you already have an arch-enemy registration.
/ DR. HAYNUS: Yes. I'm applying for "NEMESIS." / HINKLE (checks computer): I don't think there's an opening for "nemesis." Lemme check. / HINKLE: You're in luck. WHIRLWIND hasn't responded to any calls for over a month. It's as if the earth opened up and swallowed him whole! / DR. MUSKIDAY: "Swallowed him who--" It took me FOUR HOURS to dig that hole!
/ HAYNUS: SIGN ME UP! http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100512.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | DR. HAYNUS: Am I registered as a nemesis?
/ EDWIN HINKLE: Almost. Would you like to be an organ donor? / HAYNUS: Do I really have to answer that? / [[HAYNUS and DR. MUSKIDAY look up at HINKLE. HAYNUS is a brain in a jar mounted on a dog's head, MUSKIDAY has a human body and the head of a fly.]] / HAYNUS: But please stipulate that the next recipient should NOT be predisposed to sniffing crotches. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100513.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | DR. HAYNUS: Does my organ donor status still extend to my victims?
/ EDWIN HINKLE: Certainly. / HAYNUS: Good. I took out a city bus last year. There were kidney transplants-a-poppin' that weekend, let me tell you.
/ HINKLE: You must be proud. / HAYNUS: I give 'til it hurts.
/ DR. MUSKIDAY: And it usually does. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100514.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | PERSONNEL FILE: EDWIN HINKLE / ORIGIN: Edwin had a fairly nondescript childhood, and didn't amount to much in high school either. He didn't attend college, but rather applied for a temp job at Evil Inc at the age of nineteen. He has worked for the company in various roles ever since, finally maneuvering into a shift in the Nemesis Registration Department, where he can determine which villains become paired with which heroes. / POWERS: He can see to it that a villain's career skyrockets by assigning him to a high-profile cape, or he can doom a bad guy to obscurity by linking him to a D-lister.
/ Edwin's power is bureaucracy, and he wields it like a master. / HEIGHT: 5'9"
/ WEIGHT: 210 pounds
/ AGE: 58
/ FAMILY: Wife, kids, grandkids http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100515.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[CAPT. HEROIC is reading a letter at home. OSCAR plays Mario Kart in the background.]]
/ CAP: Great. Now that Dr. Haynus is a nemesis of my dad, I have to fight him, too.
/ OSCAR: ...and Rachel! / CAP: WHO is Rachel?
/ OSCAR: My nemesis in room 302. / [[CAP has to think about that for a second.]] / CAP: I am NOT going to fight a first-grader. / OSCAR: Good. I suggest a sneak attack at recess. She won't be expecting that. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100517.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[OSCAR exits the bathroom. CAPT. HEROIC is in the hall outside.]]
/ OSCAR: EUREKA! I've devised the perfect plan to defeat my nemesis, Rachel. / [[CAP watches OSCAR walk by.]]
/ OSCAR: heh heh heh / [[CAP starts to walk away.]] / [[CAP pauses to think for a second.]] / [[CAP furtively ducks into the bathroom and closes the door.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100518.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[OSCAR and his mother, MISS MATCH.]]
/ OSCAR: I've come up with THREE plans to defeat my nemesis, Rachel. / OSCAR: I'm going to hit her and dodge her and punch her.
/ [[MISS MATCH kneels down to look OSCAR sternly in the eye.]]
/ MISS MATCH: Oscar... / MISS MATCH: ...hitting and punching are never OK.
/ OSCAR: Then I only have ONE plan. / OSCAR: But I'll have to dodge her, like, a MILLION TIMES.
/ [[And off he goes. MISS MATCH looks concerned.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100519.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[CAPT. HEROIC is in the bathroom. MISS MATCH stands in the doorway.]]
/ MISS MATCH: Don't tell me you're making plans to defeat your foes, too! / CAP: Don't laugh. I came up with an INCREDIBLE plan here.
/ MISS MATCH: Then why aren't you out there USING it? / CAP: I LOST most of it.
/ MISS MATCH: You shoulda written it down. / CAP: I did.
/ [[He holds up a strip of toilet paper with writing on it. She grimaces and claps a hand to her forehead.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100520.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[MISS MATCH orders CAPT. HEROIC out of the bathroom. He leaves, slouching dejectedly and carrying a copy of SUPER PEOPLE magazine.]]
/ CAP: I'm just sayin... Superman has an entire FORTRESS of Solitude... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100521.html |
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