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Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[In a lab, a spider is struck by a radioactive discharge.]] / [[The spider, now glowing green, lands on a man's arm.]] / [[The man is ALEX MASTERS, until recently known as CAPT. HEROIC. The spider throws up on his arm.]] / <> / [[ALEX flicks the spider away.]] / ALEX: So far, only one spider has tried to bite me. / But his teeth fell out.
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100906.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[A giant spider terrorizes the city. ALEX MASTERS opens his shirt to reveal his CAPT. HEROIC costume.]] / [[In reality, OSCAR points inside the bathroom, where a spider is dangling from the shower head. MISS MATCH strikes an "Oh, horrors, I may faint! Won't someone save us?" pose.]] / ALEX: As actors, you stink. As family, you're awesome.
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100907.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[ALEX MASTERS, MISS MATCH and OSCAR.]] / ALEX: Come ON...Neither of you need ME to take care of a spider in the shower. / [[They both give him giant, slightly scary grins.]] / ALEX: Sheesh. / [[He heads for the bathroom.]] / [[Face to face with the spider, he grins nervously. A single drop of sweat appears on his temple.]] / SPIDER: Grrrrr...
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100908.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[ALEX reaches for a tissue.]] / [[He recoils in horror as the spider skitters across the bathroom floor. OSCAR and MISS MATCH watch at the door.]] / <> / [[ALEX realizes his wife and kid are watching him and freezes in his awkward pose.]] / ALEX: OLE'!
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100909.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[MISS MATCH strides past ALEX and OSCAR, armed with a rolled-up piece of paper.]] / MISS MATCH: HONESTLY, you two... / [[She brandishes the paper over her head as she approaches the spider.]] / [[She gently guides the spider onto the now-flat piece of paper.]] / [[She releases the spider onto the exterior windowsill.]] / [[She watches the spider spin a new web outside.]] / MISS MATCH: We misunderstood antagonists have to stick together.
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100910.html
 
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Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[EVIL ATOM models a new costume.]] / LIGHTNING LADY (voice-over): Is the boss still trying on new costumes? / [[Another new costume.]] / DESDEMONA (also voice-over): Yeah. He keeps asking my opinion. / [[Another new costume.]] / LIGHTNING LADY (voice-over): What did you say? / [[DESDEMONA'S desk outside EVIL ATOM'S office.]] / DESDEMONA: I told him his old costume was ageless. / LIGHTNING LADY: Yeah. In twenty years it's STILL gonna look dumb.
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100913.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic EVIL ATOM: I've always heard that capes have a slimming effect, but I still look heavy. / [[DESDEMONA looks thoughtfully at him.]] / DESDEMONA: Maybe you're wearing it wrong. / [[She's turned his cape around so it hangs down in front, and she's painting a muscular torso on it. He's giving her a look one doesn't usually want to see from one's boss.]]
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100914.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic EVIL ATOM: Maybe I should put my insignia on the back of my cape. / DESDEMONA: No no no no. Only SUPERMAN can pull off that look. / EVIL ATOM: Yeah. Come to think of it...Why DOES he DO that? / [[Two women watch SUPERMAN walk by. One whispers to the other.]] / BRUNETTE: Look at the "S" on that guy. / [[SUPERMAN winks at the camera.]] / SUPERMAN: Still got it.
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100915.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic DESDEMONA: Why do you want to change your costume? / EVIL ATOM: Simple. / EVIL ATOM: As soon as I change my costume, the sales of my licensed merchandise will go up as people rush out to snap up what they hope will become "collectibles." In about a year, I'll change back, and sales will again spike as people buy up the same junk now that it's "retro." / DESDEMONA: So it's not about the look? / EVIL ATOM: SURE it is...I'm gonna look GREAT in my new convertible!
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100916.html
 
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic DESDEMONA: Sticking with the old costume after all? / EVIL ATOM: Yeah. / EVIL ATOM: All those other costumes just didn't FEEL right. / EVIL ATOM: I guess I gotta face facts...the classics never go outta style. / [[DESDEMONA watches him walk away.]] / DESDEMONA (to herself): Nope. But sometimes the style goes out of the classics.
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100917.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[No dialogue. EVIL ATOM walks down a hall toward an office marked "Dept. of Mind Control." Someone has added a Post-It with a "D" on it to the door so, instead of "Entrance," it now reads "Entranced."]]
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100918.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[ALEX MASTERS stands over the dying ABIN SUR.]] / ABIN SUR: As I am near death, my ring has chosen you as my replacement. Only one such as you--ONE WITHOUT FEAR--may wield the ring. / ALEX: That's what I was AFRAID of. / OSCAR: What? / ALEX: I'm out of quarters. / [[They turn and walk away from a Gacha machine. One of the plastic globes contains a green power ring.]]
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100920.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[OSCAR, ALEX and MISS MATCH. OSCAR has an armload of plastic balls from a Gacha machine.]] / OSCAR: Dad took me to the mall. We put a bunch of quarters into the GACHA machine, but all I got was all these TATTOOS! / ALEX: Maybe I could be an airbender! / MISS MATCH: You keep up with the Mexican takeout, I'd say it's a lock.
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100921.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic MISS MATCH: Forget about those toys. I've lost a REAL ring. I've been looking for it all day. / OSCAR: Does it have super-powers? / MISS MATCH (winking at ALEX): Well, it reminds your father that I'm his wife... / [[The headquarters of the Sinestro Corps. A yellow power ring flies past ROMAT-RU and SINESTRO.]] / YELLOW RING: Use this ring to instill great fear...Use this ring to instill great fear... / ROMAT-RU: Did we lose a Yellow Lantern in Sector 2814? / SINESTRO: Nah...It's just a loaner until she finds the one she lost.
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100922.html
 
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic MISS MATCH: We gotta find that ring! / ALEX: Why are you so upset? / MISS MATCH: It's our wedding ring. It MEANS something! / ALEX: So... without it, are we divorced? / MISS MATCH: No. / ALEX: Do my vows become void? / MISS MATCH: No. / ALEX: Will you stop loving me? / MISS MATCH: NO! / ALEX: So it means nothing! / MISS MATCH: It means two months' salary. / ALEX: WE GOTTA FIND THAT RING!
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100923.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[ALEX MASTERS holds an open envelope in one hand and MISS MATCH's lost ring in the other.]] / ALEX: Look what I found in the mail! / MISS MATCH: Where WAS it?! / MISS MATCH: There's a note. / [[MISS MATCH reads the as ALEX kisses the ring (which she has put on) over and over.]] / NOTE: Dear Miss Match, / When we were battling, my Wonder Dog, Rex, bit your hand as you tried to incinerate me. / After thwarting you, I realized Rex had swallowed your ring. It took some patience, but I finally found it. I sent it to Evil Inc with instructions to forward it to you. / Best wishes, Dennis. / ALEX: So... Where WAS it? / MISS MATCH: Sofa cushion.
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100924.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[MISS MATCH walks down a hallway. There's a door marked "Office of DR. OCTOPUS." The door has six doorknobs, three on each side. No dialogue.]]
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100925.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[COUNT CHOCULA frantically pounds on the door of a castle as the sun peeks over the mountains.]] / [[Too late. The sun rises and he bursts into flame.]] / [[The door opens and a magenta shoe appears next to the small pile of brown dust that remains.]] / [[FRANKEN BERRY sweeps up the dust. He has a green urn nearby.]] / [[The urn sits beside a gallon jug of 2% milk. BOO BERRY is scooping some of the dust out of the urn and holds a glass of milk. FRANKEN BERRY is already enjoying a glass of chocolate milk.]] / [[MISS MATCH, shopping for groceries (and in full costume, too). She's talking on her cell.]] / MISS MATCH: Then YOU tell him something...but they're out of the cereal that Oscar wants.
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100927.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[MISS MATCH is still grocery shopping and talking on her cell. She picks up a bunch of bananas.]] / MISS MATCH: I just needed to stop off for some groceries... / [[She picks up a bag of oranges. She's focused on the phone, not looking at what she's doing.]] / MISS MATCH: Do you want anything special from the produce department? / MISS MATCH: Nah...the casaba melons aren't ripe yet. / [[She doesn't realize she's actually rapping on EVIL ATOM's forehead. He's not amused.]] / <>
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100928.html
 
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[MISS MATCH lights her hands up and strikes a threatening pose.]] / MISS MATCH: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! / EVIL ATOM: I came to speak with you. / MISS MATCH: You fired me. I don't have to listen to you if I don't want to. / EVIL ATOM: So...What if I hired you back? / MISS MATCH: I'm listening...
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100929.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic EVIL ATOM: I heard you de-powered Captain Heroic. Any relationship you may have had MUST be over after that. / MISS MATCH (thinking): Keep believing that... / EVIL ATOM: And anyone who can do that to someone she loves belongs in upper-management at Evil Inc. / EVIL ATOM: I'm offering you a director position in the Plots & Schemes Departments. / MISS MATCH: ABOVE my old boss?! / EVIL ATOM (voiceover): "Technically, no..." / [[A workman is bricking someone up in the ceiling of an office.]]
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100930.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[MISS MATCH and LIGHTNING LADY hug.]] / LIGHTNING LADY: Welcome back! / MISS MATCH: Thanks for putting in a good word for me! / LIGHTNING LADY: Hey, I happen to know your personnel file contains a psych evaluation that says you have the strongest leadership potential in the building! / MISS MATCH: The old "fake evaluation!" I can't BELIEVE I didn't think of that! I should have my head examined! / LIGHTNING LADY (voiceover) : "If anyone asks, you DID." / [[In EVIL ATOM's office, MEMO is standing on the desk near a file.]] / MEMO: I'm the one who should be checked for schizophrenia.
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20101001.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[LIGHTNING LADY walks down a hall toward an office door. There's no doorknob, latch or handle. The sign next to the door reads "Advanced Intangibility."]]
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20101002.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[The Break Room at EVIL INC. There's a memo on the wall near the fridge and coffee maker.]] / NOTICE: Please do not leave food lying out in the breakroom. It is causing a pest-control problem for maintenance. / --Management / [[A vulture is perched on the counter. We see a human arm lying pale and lifeless, with traces of blood on it, on the floor. Two maintenace men stand in the doorway.]] / MAINTENANCE GUY: Do vampires READ memos?
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20101004.html
 
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[The JANITOR sweeps up some sand.]] / [[He sweeps up some more sand.]] / [[He sweeps up still more sand.]] / [[He pauses to wipe the sweat from his brow.]] / JANITOR: Whew! / OFFPANEL VOICE: *Ahem* / JANITOR: Oh! Sorry! Here ya go... / [[He hands over a striped green short-sleeve shirt. A hand, clearly made of sand, reaches for it.]] / SANDMAN: Thanks. / {{This would be the Marvel Comics SANDMAN, one of SPIDER-MAN's villains.}}
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20101005.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[The JANITOR walks past an open door and notices a clock on a piece of machinery inside the room. It says 7:55.]] / [[He turns the clock back.]] / JANITOR: I've caught this clock running an hour fast TWICE today. / [[The clock now says 6:55. The janitor walks off.]] / JANITOR: There! / [[In a wider panel, we see this is one of two doors to a lab with a sign that says TIME TRAVEL STUDY IN PROGRESS. Through the second door, we see DRS. MUSKIDAY and HAYNUS.]] / MUSKIDAY: I'm telling you! I had it fixed forty-five minutes ago!
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20101006.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[The JANITOR sees a man lurking in a room.]] / JANITOR: HEY, YOU! GET OUT OF THERE! / JANITOR (on a walkie-talkie): Security: We've got to keep that guy from IDW outta here! / [[There's a row of recycling bins against the wall, marked with the appropriate symbols and with signs above them indicating what they're for. The one that's overturned is marked with an Infinity symbol and is labeled CHARACTERS/CONCEPTS/STORIES.]]
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20101007.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Close-up of someone placing a sign.]] / [[It's a "wet floor" sign with a graphic of a person slipping on a puddle. In the background, the JANITOR talks to EVIL ATOM.]] / JANITOR: Nah. I mop after five o'clock. Aquaman is giving dance lessons.
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20101008.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[DEATH FOG walks down the hall toward an office marked "Remedial Espionage." The door has a keyhole big enough for someone to put their entire face in it.]]
http://evil-comic.com/archive/20101009.html
 

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