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| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | MR. INVINCIBLE: *Ugh*...Where AM I...?
/ OCULORE (offpanel): You're among friends. / MR. INVINCIBLE: My friends don't tie me up with ten yards of square knots and poke long objects in my face.
/ [[OCULORE is indeed pointing a long object in his face.]] / [[BLONDE BOMBSHELL, (a guy whose name I can't remember) and MS. AMAZING are also tied to chairs.]]
/ BLONDE BOMBSHELL: Well...
/ Not when a clove hitch will do...
/ PURPLE GUY: You won't let me live that down, WILL you?
/ MS. AMAZING: How did I end UP with you people?! http://evil-comic.com/archive/20101220.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Exterior, OCULORE's hideout.]]
/ VOICE FROM INSIDE: We should have known that Evil Atom's pals would come to his rescue. / [[Inside. The heroes are still tied to chairs.]]
/ OCULORE: Evil Atom? My pal? Hardly. I want him gone as badly as you do. And THAT...makes us friends... / [[OCULORE leans up against BLONDE BOMBSHELL.]]
/ OCULORE: And my friendship comes with benefits...
/ BLONDE BOMBSHELL: aaaand cue the convulsion-inducing anime music...
/ Mr. FABULOUS: Wait! Maybe he means health benefits!
/ MS. AMAZING: You're over forty, aren't you? http://evil-comic.com/archive/20101221.html |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://evil-comic.com/archive/20101222.html">http://evil-comic.com/archive/20101222.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | MR. INVINCIBLE: Just to make sure we're clear...
/ OCULORE: The next time you attack Evil Inc, I will join the fight with my forces. / MR. INVINCIBLE: ...and after Evil Inc is razed...
/ OCULORE: ...I close Villain Zone. Agreed. / MR. INVINCIBLE: And in return of your help in stopping evil and "changing your ways," we'll offer you a place in the Legion.
/ OCULORE: Nothing major. I'd be content with "sidekick." / [[OCULORE looks up lovingly at BLONDE BOMBSHELL.]]
/ OCULORE: I could be your ward. I know the paperwork by heart.
/ BLONDE BOMBSHELL: I'll bet you do, you twisted freak. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20101223.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[EVIL ATOM walks down a curved staircase to what is clearly an area deep in the bowels of the Evil Inc building. There are torches on the walls and we see three doors.
/ One stands open. It's marked EXORCISMS, Exit Only.
/ The one next to it is marked DEMONIC POSSESSIONS, Do Not Enter.
/ The third is barred from the outside and is marked ANTI-WAND GUILD, Staff Only.]] / [[EVIL ATOM opens a door to lab. DR. WHOOSH is waiting there.]]
/ DR. WHOOSH: I've been expecting you. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20101224.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[LIGHTNING LADY stands in a hallway. Nearby is a door marked DEPT. OF TIME TRAVEL. On it hangs a sign reading PLEASE CAME AGAIN.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20101225.html |
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| a class="searchlink" href="http://evil-comic.com/archive/20101228.html">http://evil-comic.com/archive/20101228.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://evil-comic.com/archive/20101229.html">http://evil-comic.com/archive/20101229.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://evil-comic.com/archive/20101230.html">http://evil-comic.com/archive/20101230.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | EVIL ATOM: I take it Oculore found a use for the green gas?
/ DR. WHOOSH: It was a by-product of a huge energy-transference event. / [[Shot of OCULORE with his own team of scientists.]]
/ DR. WHOOSH (narrating): "His team of scientists discovered something." / DR. WHOOSH: The particles assign a baseline for the cells in an organism and adjust all of the cells accordingly.
/ EVIL ATOM: Meaning what? / DR. WHOOSH: He has a bomb that will de-power every meta-human within a 25-mile radius.
/ [[EVIL ATOM is shocked.]]
/ CAPTION: To be continued. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20101231.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[MISS MATCH runs down a hallway toward a door marked OFFICE OF THE RIDDLER. It has hinges on both sides and no knob or handle.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20110101.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[OCULORE has set up a chess board with little figures of heroes on it, as well as replicas of the Evil Inc building and his own attack ship.]]
/ OCULORE: Every cape for miles and miles around will be gathered on the front steps of Evil Inc.
/ The Legion...the Counter-Legion...Evil Inc's employees...and the Villain Zone forces...
/ All sitting ducks for my little bomb--which will turn them from costumers... / OFFPANEL VOICE: ...into customers. / OCULORE: I didn't see you come in...
/ ...Mr. Bane.
/ [[It's TONY BANE from the "McVillain" story, from 2007.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20110103.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | TONY BANE: When Evil Atom turned down my idea to franchise super-powers, I thought it was the end.
/ OCULORE: Instead it was the beginning.
/ FOOTNOTE: Aaaalll the way back on Sept. 10, 2007--"McVillain" on the storyline dropdown. / OCULORE: We'll start two companies. Mine will sell super-hero franchises, and yours will cater to villains.
/ [[There are two ad blow-ups against the wall.]]
/ AD FLAT #1: Do you have what it takes to be... SCARLET DEFENDER
/ Standard Franchise:
/ Power Suit
/ 10-week training
/ Dedicated territory
/ Options:
/ Secret I.D. protection
/ Health/Dental
/ H.Q. Upgrade: Mansion
/ Mutation or chemical infusion
/ Sidekick apprentice program
/ 24-hour support
/ AD FLAT #2:
/ Ca$h for Convicts!
/ BLACK CAPE
/ Standard franchise:
/ Power suit
/ 10-week training
/ Dedicated territory
/ Options:
/ Witness protection
/ Health/dental/funeral
/ Lair upgrade: Alternate dimension
/ Hostage rental
/ Psychosis induced while you wait
/ Castle upkeep rental
/ BANE: Between the sales and the franchise fees, we'll become rich and powerful beyond our wildest dreams. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20110104.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | CAPTION: Meanwhile, at the home of Commander Heroic...
/ CMDR. HEROIC: I think we have a problem. / ELASTIC MAN: Nah, Oculore just got the drop on us, that's all...We'll be ready for him next time. / HEROIC: No...I haven't made coffee in over forty years...
/ AMAZING AMAZON: PTOO! YOU USED NO FILTER?!
/ WINGMAN: He actually did. I've got three or four over here...
/ [[He pulls one out of his cup.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20110105.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | ELASTIC MAN: Intruder!
/ WINGMAN: But how?!
/ MS. AMAZING: Keys.
/ I live here. / [[CMDR. HEROIC steps between the other heroes and his wife.]]
/ HEROIC: I'll handle this.
/ MS. AMAZING: I left the Legion. / MS. AMAZING: I still think we need to remove Evil Inc, but they're going about it all wrong. So I'm going to help you guys. From the looks of it, you need me. / HEROIC: This...is going to be EPIC!
/ AMAZING AMAZON: Aye! A battle for the ages! / HEROIC: I was talking about the make-up sex.
/ [[He and MS. AMAZING walk away, smiling at each other.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20110106.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Exterior, CMDR. HEROIC's house.]]
/ VOICE FROM INSIDE: How long have they been in there?
/ ANOTHER VOICE FROM INSIDE: Going on three hours now. / [[Closed door at the end of a hallway.]]
/ WINGMAN: Do you think they're still going at it?
/ AMAZING AMAZON: Maybe they're dead. / AMAZING AMAZON: Which would be more depressing?
/ WINGMAN: G'uh.
/ [[ELASTIC MAN is trying not to picture either scenario.]] / REPORTER (on TV): This just in: Oculore is attacking Evil Inc!
/ AMAZING AMAZON: Oh, no! What a time for THIS to happen! / ELASTIC MAN: Don't look a gift cephalopod in the mouth-parts. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20110107.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[DESDEMONA walks down a hallway toward a door marked DEPT. OF SPACE TRAVEL. A sign on the door says OUT TO LAUNCH.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20110108.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[EVIL ATOM strides down a hall, followed by DESDEMONA and DEATH FOG.]]
/ EVIL ATOM: Alert all employees! Call the Ghost Board! Contact the trustees! / DESDEMONA: The department heads are gathered in your office... / EVIL ATOM: I want every last villain to defend this building...every witch, every warlock, every fiend...every mad scientist, behemoth, demon, devil, dragon, freak, monstrosity, mutant, ogre, werewolf, wizard, hun, goblin, incubus, rogue, zombie, succubus, vampire, creep, reprobate, wraith, desperado, mobster, outlaw, pillager, specter, enchantress, pirate, robber, conjurer, troll, necromancer, sorcerer and genie... / DESDEMONA (whispering in his ear): We... already did. They killed one another on the way to the front door.
/ EVIL ATOM: All of them? / DESDEMONA: Well, the incubi and succubi are still in the hall... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20110110.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[ALEX MASTERS and MISS MATCH.]]
/ MISS MATCH: Can you watch Oscar? I'm being called in to work.
/ ALEX: On your day off?! / MISS MATCH: The Evil Inc building is under attack. Evil Atom's calling in every employee for a counter-offensive.
/ Plus it's time-and-a-half. / [[ALEX watches the battle from a window.]]
/ ALEX: *sigh* Look how the radiation glints off the ash.
/ MISS MATCH: I never took you for an ash man... / [[She flies out the window.]]
/ MISS MATCH: Wish me luck.
/ ALEX: Good or bad?
/ MISS MATCH: Touche. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20110111.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[We're watching live coverage of the battle for Evil Inc.]]
/ TV VOICE: Commander Heroic and his team seem to be defending Evil Inc against Oculore and the Legion of Justice! / [[ALEX and OSCAR MASTERS are watching at home.]]
/ ALEX: Elastic Man! You can't beat Bombshell in a frontal assault! ...Come on, Dad! Don't let 'Vince flank you! / OSCAR: The last time I saw you yell at the TV like this, the Phillies were in the World Series. / ALEX: Are you worried your Dad's a degenerate gambler?
/ OSCAR: No. I'm worried you're a jinx. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20110112.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[WINGMAN gets a call, mid-battle.]]
/ WINGMAN: I'm kinda busy, Cap!
/ PHONE VOICE: krzzt--*--plopzz zksht--*--ffhiwwt--*-- / [[ALEX and OSCAR MASTERS have been watching the battle from afar.]]
/ ALEX: It's no good! I can't get a good connection! / ALEX: One of them might be blocking communication!
/ OSCAR: It might be radiation from the battle!
/ ALEX: Or a Babel hex... / GUY WITH AT&T BADGE: ...or sunspots!
/ CAPTION: A public service message from the company that's totally not screwing up the whole iPhone thing. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20110113.html |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://evil-comic.com/archive/20110114.html">http://evil-comic.com/archive/20110114.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://evil-comic.com/archive/20110115.html">http://evil-comic.com/archive/20110115.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[ALEX and OSCAR follow TIM PERAINO into his workshop.]]
/ ALEX: Mr. Peraino built your super-suit, Oscar. He's been offering to build one for ME ever since my accident. / ALEX: Is it too late?
/ TIM: Nah...I had it ready just in case. And Oscar, I made some improvements in yours, too. / [[ALEX and OSCAR stand revealed in their new red-and-blue super suits. ALEX's has a version of his CAPT. HEROIC H-symbol on the torso and the helmet. OSCAR is surprised at one of the additions to his new suit.]]
/ OSCAR: Roller skates in my boots? WHY?!
/ TIM: Nostalgia, kid... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20110117.html |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://evil-comic.com/archive/20110118.html">http://evil-comic.com/archive/20110118.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[OCULORE is attacking Evil Inc. Heroes and villains are trying to stop him.]]
/ MR. INVINCIBLE: Oculore! You were supposed to WAIT for US!
/ OCULORE: Fools! FOOLS!
/ MISS MATCH (blasting OCULORE's attack 'bot): You don't get it, do you? / MISS MATCH: When that bomb goes off, we ALL lose our powers. / MISS MATCH: No more heroic feats...No more daring rescues...
/ MR. INVINCIBLE: No more...*gulp* endorsements... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20110119.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[OCULORE's attack on Evil Inc continues.]]
/ VOICE FROM INSIDE: Evil Atom! You're needed in R & D! / [[In R & D, EVIL ATOM meets with DRS. HAYNUS and MUSKIDAY.]]
/ MUSKIDAY: We've been able to develop a device that will alter the device that powers the bomb.
/ EVIL ATOM: "Alter?" How? / [[A blast shakes the building.]]
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20110120.html |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://evil-comic.com/archive/20110121.html">http://evil-comic.com/archive/20110121.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[LIGHTNING LADY stands in a corridor. A short distance away is a door marked UNTIMELY DEMISE DEPT. Next to it is an electronic sign marked PLEASE WAIT TIL YOUR NUMBER'S UP. It's showing number 38.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20110122.html |
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