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| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Miss Match: As the big day neared, we started to discuss names for our new arrival. / Miss Match: Charley?
/ Captain Heroic: No.
/ Miss Match: Trevor?
/ Captain Heroic: No.
/ Miss Match: Ronald?
/ Captain Heroic: No.
/ Miss Match: Peter?
/ Captain Heroic: No. / Miss Match: How many playgrounds were you beaten up on?! http://evil-comic.com/archive/20110928.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Oscar: You couldn't agree on a name for me?
/ Miss Match: It was impossible. / Captain Heroic: Every name she suggested reminded me of a guy who had beaten me up as a kid, and every name I offered reminded her of an old boyfriend. / Captain Heroic: Carl?! You dated a CARL?!
/ Miss Match: You're overreacting to a name. / Captain Heroic: If I'm overreacting it's because we've been sitting here for three hours and I'm still on the Cs!! http://evil-comic.com/archive/20110929.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Miss Match: Finally we found a name for out baby that we both liked...Oscar! / Oscar: Why Oscar? / Miss Match: Say it and die.
/ Captain Heroic: [[thinking]] My finest performance. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20110930.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Desdemona: Honestly. I don't understand how that fridge can get so disgusting!
/ Sign: Janitors: Please Clean! / Sign: Janitors: Please Clean! / Sign: Janitors: Please Clean!
/ [[Tentacle reaches from inside fridge.]] / [[Sign is gone.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20111001.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Oscar: When did you know it was time for me to come out?
/ Miss Match: Mommy gets "contractions." / Captain Heroic: Your mom actually had contractions throughout her pregnancy. / Miss Match: I did not. / Captain Heroic: For nine solid months it was "Can't!" "Won't!" "Don't!" http://evil-comic.com/archive/20111003.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Narrator: After nine long months, it was the big day.
/ Miss Match: Oooh! honey, it's time! / Captain Heroic: Push! Push! Push! You can do it Sweetie!
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20111004.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Miss Match: "False labor"?
/ Narrator: It turned out NOT to be the 'big day'. / Narrator: Five Not-the-Big-Days later...
/ Miss Match: Oooh! Honey, it's time! / Captain Heroic: Sure. Pick up some bread on the way back, OK sweetie? / < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20111005.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Captain Heroic: Your mom was in labor for thirty-six hours.
/ Miss Match: It hurts...it hurts...so bad...
/ I don't think I can take much more of this. / Oscar: Dad should'a carried me. He's invulnerable to pain! / Captain Heroic: I used to think so, too, kid... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20111006.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Captain Heroic: Finally. In the small hours of the morning, while the city slept, your mother brought you into the world in one of the most remarkable feats of courage, endurance, strength and love that I have ever witnessed. And I've seen colossal works of each. / Captain Heroic: When it was all over, we had the most precious gift ever. / Oscar: Me? / Captain Heroic: Us! http://evil-comic.com/archive/20111007.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom walks down hallway, door and sign are visible on floor.]]
/ Sign: Office of Mole Man http://evil-comic.com/archive/20111008.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[A bee-themed villainess in a cubicle has a webcam hanging over her chest, while a nerdy man plugs it in to a cable leading into the IT department office]]
/ Villainess: Explain to me again how this is going to keep viruses out of my email...
/ Sign: IT Dept. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20111010.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Evil Atom: I have a file I need to send, and the computer won't let me do it!
/ IT guy: What is the name of the file? / Evil Atom: IT_dept_downsize.pdf / IT guy: See that icon that looks like a silver bucket? Put the file there. / Evil Atom: And that's going to solve the problem?
/ IT guy: It sure will. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20111011.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Caller: I need a new pin, and I need it now!
/ Young IT Guy: Is your computer plugged in?
/ Caller: Yes! Now please get me a new pin! / Young IT Guy: Please, sir, have you tried typing in your old pin?
/ Caller: A PIN! QUICK! / < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20111012.html |
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| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Villainess: Where's that tech support guy?
/ Villain: Lightning Lady sent him to the hospital. / Villain: She didn't like his attitude, so she zapped him with about 50,000 volts. / Villain: They had him on life support, but the machine malfunctioned and he died. / Villain: Ironically enough...it wasn't plugged in. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20111014.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Sign: Doormammu
/ Doormat: Doormammat http://evil-comic.com/archive/20111015.html |
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