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| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady shoves Elastic Man towards the door]]
/ Lightning Lady: I don't have time, so unless you have official Evil Inc Business...
/ Elastic Man: But I do. / Elastic Man: I want to be a VILLAIN. / [[Lightning Lady holds her forehead. Elastic Man faces her.]]
/ Lightning Lady: Honestly.
/ Elastic Man: I want you to take me seriously, and I'm prepared to do it. Believe me--I got what it takes. / [[Lightning Lady considers. Elastic man grins.]]
/ Lightning Lady: A staggering ability to delude yourself in the face of overwhelming contrary evidence?
/ Elastic Man: AND a secondary-color scheme! http://evil-comic.com/archive/20111123.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Elastic Man rubs his hands together, looking villainous. Lightning Lady is in the background.]]
/ Elastic Man: I'm gonna be a super-villain. My mind is made up.
/ Lightning Lady: So are unicorns. / [[Elastic Man is shaped like a vampire.]]
/ Elastic Man: I could be a dark, brooding creature seeking world domination. / [Elastic Man is shaped as a bald man wearing goggles and holding a chemical flask.]]
/ Elastic Man: ...or a mad scientist, seeking revenge on those who doubted him... / [[Elastic Man is shaped as a giant lizard.]]
/ Elastic Man: Or a brainless behemoth, rampaging through the city... / [[Elastic Man is shaped as a man in a military-style jumpsuit and mask, holding a handgun.]]
/ Elastic Man: I could be a mercenary...selling my dark skills to the highest bidder... / [[Elastic Man is shaped like a devil.]]
/ Elastic Man: Or a twisted psychopath spreading my own nightmare to the world. / [[Elastic Man is back in his normal shape, talking to Lightning Lady.]
/ Elastic Man: I could be so misunderstood if I just applied myself! http://evil-comic.com/archive/20111124.html |
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| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[MISS MATCH approaches the office of THE MAD HATTER. A sign hung on the door reads "Back in 6-7/8."]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20111126.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[LIGHTNING LADY unrolls some blueprints.]]
/ LIGHTNING LADY: I've been working on a museum heist: The Ruby of Ragnoor.*
/ --Fabled to hold untold mystic powers.
/ FOOTNOTE: * -Ring any bells, true believers? / ELASTIC MAN: I can magically drive the turnpike without paying?
/ LIGHTNING LADY: That's "un-tolled" mystic power. / ELASTIC MAN: What if the REASON that's it's "untold" is that it's a really DUMB power--like reverse-alchemy? / ELASTIC MAN: What if it's an untold UN-GOLD mystic power?!
/ LIGHTNING LADY: What if I un-told you about this heist? http://evil-comic.com/archive/20111128.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: We know that the night guard at the museum takes his dinner break at eleven o'clock.
/ ELASTIC MAN: How do you know? / LIGHTNING LADY: I learned it during the reconnaissance.
/ [[ELASTIC MAN has shaped himself into a busty woman wearing a corset.]]
/ ELASTIC MAN: Ooh! I love their faires! ...All the women in their bustiers and corsets... / LIGHTNING LADY: No...I mean I went to secretly look at everything I could see and...
/ ELASTIC MAN (interrupting): ...Like I said...
/ [[Gestures at his ample bosom.]] / LIGHTNING LADY: Focus.
/ [[ELASTIC MAN relaxes and reverts to a male figure with a sagging gut--and, oddly enough, still wearing a corset.]]
/ ELASTIC MAN: Whew! I don't know how Plas does it! http://evil-comic.com/archive/20111129.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: If we make our way past the medieval armor, we can cut through the modern art and go directly into the exhibit of motorcycle artist David Mann. The ruby is in the next room. / ELASTIC MAN: Too bad the museum didn't have a display on stomachs...Going through that would be the easiest way to Mann's art.
/ LIGHTNING LADY: Of course... once we have the gem, there's only one way out. / ELASTIC MAN: Through the gift shop! (I get a member discount.)
/ LIGHTNING LADY: No...the atrium window. / ELASTIC MAN: If we get caught and sent to jail, you're gonna wish we'd used my 25%-off! http://evil-comic.com/archive/20111130.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: Once we're out, we'll need a getaway vehicle.
/ ELASTIC MAN: My Dad's 1977 Pontiac Ventura!
/ LIGHTNING LADY: Wha--?
/ [[ELASTIC MAN has shaped himself into a dead-on replica of a '77 Ventura.]] / ELASTIC MAN: Every time I tried to get my date into the back seat, they'd yell: "Get away!"
/ LIGHTNING LADY (interrupting): Stop it!
/ ELASTIC MAN: That, too. / LIGHTNING LADY: No...I can't let you do this with me unless you're really serious. / ELASTIC MAN: It's as if you were right there in the Ventura sitting NEXT TO me! http://evil-comic.com/archive/20111201.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[LIGHTNING LADY and ELASTIC MAN go over the blueprints to the museum.]]
/ LIGHTNING LADY: The ruby is protected by heat sensors, a pressure-sensitive platform and three security cameras here...here...and here... / LIGHTNING LADY: If I surge the circuit, we have thirty--maybe forty--seconds before the back-ups kick in. / ELASTIC MAN: Ooh! And I get the ruby off the pressure-sensitive platform by quickly switching it with something of equal weight--like a bag of sand! / ELASTIC MAN (narration): "--and I know just where to find one!"
/ [[ELASTIC MAN has shaped himself like INDIANA JONES, and is swapping a golden idol and a bag of sand a la RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20111202.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[Hallway outside the Office of the Comptroller. A sign on the door reads NOW HIRING. Further down the hall are EVIL ATOM and LIGHTNING LADY.]]
/ EVIL ATOM: The worst part is the feeling of being out of comptroll. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20111203.html |
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