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| Silly Aqualad. | Son: DADDY! / Son: May I have a glass of water, please?
/ Captain Heroic: < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060125.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Bedroom of Captain Heroic and Miss Match. She's sleeping, he's awoken by his sons scream.]] Son: DADDY! / [[A weary Captain Heroic looks in on his son.]] Son: There's a monster under my bed.
/ Captain Heroic: We've talked about this. / Captain Heroic: [[Lifting blankets while son looks on.]] There are no monsters under your... ?!? / [[Captain Heroic in his bedroom holding a six tentacled, fanged, spherical creature. Miss Match looks at the creature.]] Captain Heroic: You HAVE to stop bringing your work home with you. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060126.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Captain Heroic awoken by his sons scream. His one open eye is bloodshot.]] Son: DADDY! / [[Exhausted Captain Heroic in his son's bedroom.]] Captain Heroic: Listen! I've been over here for eight glasses of water, ten bedtime stories and a half-dozen monster checks! What can POSSIBLY be keeping you awake NOW?! / [[Captain Heroic looking at his son. Venetian blinds are up on the window.]] Son: The sun. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060127.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Lightning Lady [[On phone]]: Thank you for calling Evil Inc. How may I misdirect your call? / Voice on phone: I'm going to be very dissatisfied with the time machine I'm going to buy next week. / [[Lightning Lady on phone looking confused.]] / Lightning Lady: It sounds like it's working to ME... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060128.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Both men waiting in front of elevator]]
/ Evil Atom: *sigh* What a day. I'm tellin' ya...
/ Keith Weener: I hear ya. / Keith Weener: It's days like today a guy really appreciates coming home to a loving, caring wife...
/ Evil Atom: Absolutely. / Keith Weener: I walk in the door and she runs into my arms. We embrace and fall on the floor in mad, rapturous passion.
/ [[Evil Atom listening]] / Evil Atom: Wow! How long has it been like THAT!?
/ Keith Weener: Ever since her husband got put on the night shift. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060130.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom outside a house, looking into a bay window at a woman in sillouette]]
/ Evil Atom thinks: Just LOOK at 'em... / [[View widens to show all of the bay window and a family in sillouette, happy and smiling]]
/ Evil Atom thinks: A loving wife.. Two happy kids... And it looks like Gran'ma cam over to bake her delicious peanut-butter cookies! /
/ [[Evil Atom, carrying garbage bag in front of garage door]]
/ Evil Atom thinks: GOD, I hate my neighbors!
/ Atom's wife yelling, off screen: Did you walk the dog yet? http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060131.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom's Mansion, exterior, looking through the window at two sillouettes]]
/ Evil Atom:Really Melba... I've hardly gained a pound since the last time you saw me.
/ Melba, his mother-in-law:Oh, come ON! / [[Interior, Evil in the forground, Melba behind]]
/ Evil Atom; Ok... I'm a LITTLE out-of shape... But no worse off than before... / [[Evil and Melba face each other]]
/ Melba; So you ADMIT you could use some exercise...
/ Evil Atom; Sure... / [[Bubble between the panels]]
/ Melba; THEN RUN UPTOWN AND BUY ME SOME SMOKES! / [[Closeup on Melba's profile as Evil heads towards the door.]]
/ Melba; And keep the change! - Buy yourself some stronger spandex, fat boy! http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060201.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Evil Atom: REALLY Melba... I've hardly gained a pound since the last time you saw me.
/ Melba: Oh, come ON!
/ Evil Atom: Ok... I'm a LITTLE out-of-shape... but no worse than before...
/ Melba: So you ADMIT you could use some excercise...
/ Evil Atom: Sure...
/ Melba: Then run uptown and buy me some smokes!
/ Melba: And keep the change! - Buy yourself some stronger spandex, fat boy! http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060202.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom is out walking the dog who is relieving himself on a stop sign. Another sign reads "CRIME WATCH 7 P.M. TO 1 A.M. WEEKNIGHTS]] / [[Evil atom only, swinging his head around.]] Evil Atom: Hey!... STOP! / [[A masked mugger is about to hit Mabel {{Evil Atom's mother-in-law}} on the head with a billy club.]] Evil Atom: Keep your head down on your backswing and make sure your elbow is straight on your follow-through... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060203.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Lightning Lady: [[On phone]] Evil Inc... How my I misdirect your call? / Lightning Lady: Y'know... this is the tenth prank phone call I've gotten today! What is it -- National Perverts' Day? / Lightning Lady: So... Are you the heavy-breathing type or the graphically-descriptive type? / Lightning Lady: Oh. I see. Descriptive, eh? / Lightning Lady: Good. I HATE heavy-breathers... Make it interesting or I'm hanging up. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060204.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Bedroom of Mr. and Mrs. Evil Atom. She's got her back to him. He's sitting on the edge of the bed.]] Evil Atom: Oooh... My achin' stomach...
/ Mrs. Evil Atom: Don't tell me you ate at the Evil Inc cafeteria again... / [[Evil atom's cowl is sitting on the dresser on a fake head.]] Evil Atom: -sigh- I got the special...
/ Mrs. Evil Atom: [[Voice only]] YOU got food poisoning... / [[Evil Atom holding stomach, sitting on bed. Mrs. Evil Atom is propped up on her left arm, looking at Evil Atom.]] Evil Atom: Nah. That was TUESDAY'S special... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060206.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom talking on cell phone.]]
/ Evil Atom: Hon... When I asked yo to make a doctor appointment for me, who did I ask you to call? / [[Evil Atom's wife on phone in kitchen, holding a coffee mug.]]
/ Evil Atom's Wife: You said, "I don't care WHICH doctor..." / [[Evil Atom in waiting room, sitting beside a man with a shrunken head. There is a witch doctor present, wearing a large mask.]]
/ Evil Atom: That explains it.
/ Witch Doctor: Next. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060207.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[In the hallway of a medical building with many doctors office doors. A sign above them reads "MAD DOCTORS 3RD FLOOR WITCH DOCTORS 4TH FLOOR EVIL DOCTORS 5TH FLOOR". A floor directory lists these doctors "DR. DIEHARD...530 DR. DOOM...523 DR. DRUID...529 DR. EVIL...521 DR. FREAK...525 DR. LIGHT...524 DR. MALUS...532 DR. MINERVA...528 DR. NO...531 DR. OCTOPUS...522 DR. POISON...527 DR. POLARIS...526". Dr. Alchemy, Dr. Psycho, and Dr. Sivana's doors are all closed while Evil Atom is standing outside Dr. Fear's open door listening to the doctor in the doorway.]] Dr. Rosencrantz: Dr. Fear retired. I took over the practice. I'm Dr. Rosencrantz. / [[Evil Atom walks into the office.]] Evil Atom: -sigh-... As long as you're evil...
/ Dr. Rosencrantz: I even sneer during the digital-rectal exam! http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060208.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom is sitting on an examination table. Dr. Rosencrantz is holding an x-ray.]] Evil Atom: Heh. I guess you see this in a lot of men like me, eh, Doc?
/ Dr. Rosencrantz: Not really. / [[Both characters in silhouette.]]Dr. Rosencrantz: And to be honest, I'm less worried about seeing it in you... / [[Dr. Rosencrantz, hand only, holds x-ray for Evil Atom to see.]]Dr. Rosencrantz:[[Voice only.]] Than I am about seeing it out of you.
/ Evil Atom:[[Voice only.]] ...Gotta stop eating at the cafeteria...
/ [[X-ray shows a baby Alien {{From the movie}} inside Evil Atom.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060209.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom is standing under a sign which reads "EVIL RX A division of Evil Inc.", at the "PICK UP ORDERS" counter with a pharmacist on the other side. Another pharmacist is speaking to a cowboy, dressed all in black, in an aisle with remedies for jock itch, feminine itch, scalp itch, itchy feet, itchy rash, itchy bug bites, itchy nose, and itchy eyes.]]Pharmacist: Y'Know, we USED to carry something for that finger... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060210.html |
| Saturday, February 11, 2006 - Laser Insurance | [[Lightning Lady is sitting at the reception desk. She's on the phone.]]
/ Lightning Lady: Evil Inc . . . How may I misdirect your call?
/ Person on phone: I have an evil invention I'd like to market. / Lightning Lady: What is it?
/ Person: It's a subscription-based repair service that repairs laser damage (from certain guns fired a specific way). / Lightning Lady: Does it work?
/ Person: Not very well, but the costs go up so drastically after each use, that nobody's likely to ever find that out. PLUS, I'm lobbying congress to make it illegal NOT to subscribe! / Person: I got the idea at work.
/ Lightning Lady: Where do you work?
/ Person: Insurance company. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060211.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | {{Evil Inc. Februari 13th 2006}}
/ [[Evil Atom in front of a messageboard]]
/ Evil Atom: I spend thousands of dollars on office supplies, yet I can never find a thumb tack when I need one. / Evil Atom: It couldn't hurt to borrow one. / [[Evil Atom carefully pulls one thumb tack from the board]] / < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060213.html |
| Evil Inc.- Lightning-Lady Robot | Lightning Lady: Excuse me, sir... can ANYBODY enter the invention contest?
/ Evil Atom: Absolutely! I was just posting a memo about it. / [[Lightning Lady has a suspiciously electronic-looking backpack, hidden from Evil Atom's view]]
/ Lightning Lady: May I have a copy?
/ Evil Atom: Sure. But I have to warn you... every year, Dr. Muskiday walks away with it. / Iron Dragon: Holy-! He just handed the memo to your Lightning-Lady Robot! He thinks it's really HER! What are you gonna do NOW?
/ Miss Match: I am going to walk away with it. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060214.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dr. Muskiday walks up to Miss Match and robotic Lightning Lady.]] Dr. Muskiday: Greetings, Ladies. Whatcha talking about? / [[Dr. Muskiday facing Miss Match and robotic Lightning Lady.]] Miss Match: The invention contest. I'm told you're the man to beat. / Dr. Muskiday: [[Only]] Well, it IS true that I have won the contest easily for the past three years in a row... / [[Miss Match and robotic Lightning Lady's backs seen fully. Dr. Muskiday is facing the front of the women.]] Miss Match: That too... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060215.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dr. Haynus excitedly wagging tail, looking at his invention.]] Dr. Haynus: My invention ~~ The Coincidence Inducer ~~ is nearly complete! / [[Dr. Haynus is sitting, basking in the glow of the Inducer.]] Dr. Haynus: EUREKA! IT WORKS! / [[A hallway with Mr. Nukkel and other Evil Inc. employees, all holding Coincidence Inducers.]]Miss Match: Hey! Look what I made!
/ Evil Atom: Does it work as well as mine?
/ Iron Dragon: Whatcha talkin' about?
/ Lightning Lady: Excuse me...
/ Dr. Haynus: DRAT. It works. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060216.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Miss Match is standing in Iron Dragon's cubicle. He's sitting, facing his monitor.]] Miss Match: Are you entering the invention contest, too?
/ Iron Dragon: You bet! / Miss Match: [[Over his shoulder.]] So... What's your invention, hot shot?
/ Iron Dragon: [[Glancing back.]] I wrote nemesis-matching software. / [[Iron Dragon's back is to his desk looking at Miss Match.]] Iron Dragon: You answer a few questions about yourself, and the program matches you with someone to battle for the rest of your life. / [[Iron Dragon is at desk. He's turned, looking at Miss Match.]] Miss Match: Congratulations. You've invented computer dating. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060217.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dr. Muskiday sitting at his lab table, working.]] Dr. Muskiday: It's... Almost... Complete... / [[Dr. Muskiday standing, his invention held high.]] Dr. Muskiday: Ive done it! My Matter Animator is finished! / [[Dr. Muskiday hand only, Animator zapping a puppet.]] Dr. Muskiday: The puppet dances! / [[Dr. Muskiday hand only, Animator zapping a broom.]] Dr. Muskiday: The broom dances! / [[Dr. Muskiday hand only, Animator zapping a pencil.]] Dr. Muskiday: The pencil dances! / [[Dr. Muskiday, holding Animator, looking at intercom unit on desk.]] Voice from intercom: Sir, there's a National Public Radio host here to see you...
/ Dr. Muskiday: Now for the REAL test. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060218.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[In a large area with a curtain as a backdrop. A sign above all the participants says "INVENTION CONTEST". Dr. Haynus sits behind a stand which says COINCIDENCE INDUCER, which, by sheer coincidence, holds the Inducer. Mr. Muskiday stands behind his ANIMATOR RAY stand that holds the Ray. Behind the LIGHTNING LADY ROBOT stand are Robotic Lightning Lady and Miss Match. An unnamed scientist is behind his INVISIBLE INVISERATOR. The last scientist is wearing a cape which is being blown outward. He's behind the CAPE FAN stand.]] Evil Atom: In this case, I kinda wish necessity had considered adoption. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060220.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Mr. Muskiday: [[Holding Ray]] Dr. Haynus, why does Scruffy keep eyeing my Animator Ray?
/ Dr. Haynus: [[Head only]] He thinks it looks like a ~~ / [[Scruffy jumps on Mr. Muskiday, knocking http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060221.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Are you all right?
/ I was bending over to lace my book when the lasers went past my head! / Both beams hit the memo about the contest!
/ What are the odds?
/ 'Bout 10,000 to one! / What are YOU doing here?!
/ Lookin' for the men's room! / That's incredible!
/ Hi, guys!
/ John Davidson! / WOULD SOMEBODY SHUT OFF THAT COINCIDENCE MACHINE!! http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060222.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[A memo on the notice board struggles to free itself]] / [[The memo manages to pull itself free, taking the thumbtack with it]] / [[The memo falls to the floor]] / [[The memo stalks off]]
/ Memo (in writing): I LIVE! http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060223.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[The Memo floats across a room]]
/ Memo (in writing): Who am I? / [[The Memo hits a desk]]
/ Memo (in writing): What am I? / [[The Memo looks around the stuff on top of the desk]]
/ Memo (in writing): Look at all this stuff! I am worshipped! I am a GOD! / [[A janitor walks past with a trash can of paper]] / [[The Memo, as a paper plane, hits the janitor's head]] / [[The janitor reads the Memo]]
/ Memo (in writing): Let my people go. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060224.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Lightning Lady: [[On phone]] Evil Inc, how may I hurt you?
/ Voice on phone: This is Zoran, destroyer of worlds; mauler of the innocent! / Voice on phone: [[Lightning Lady listening.]] He who is feared from across the galaxy and throughout the time-space continuum! / Lightning Lady: Yes, Zoraan. I know who you are.
/ Voice on phone: Have there been any calls for me? / Lightning Lady: Um. No. / Voice on phone: [[Lightning Lady listening.]] *SIGH* http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060225.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Lightning Lady: [[Screaming]] I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT!
/ Miss Match: What'd I DO?! / Lightning Lady: You made a robotic... ME!
/ Miss Match: Oh, tut-tut! Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery! / Lightning Lady: [[Swinging head back and forth, mocking Miss Match who is watching.]] Oh, tut-tut! Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery! / Miss Match: [[Looking at angry Lightning Lady.]] I can't believe you did that. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060227.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Lightning Lady: [[Pointing at Miss Match.]] YOU'RE GOING TO FIND THAT I'M NOT THAT EASILY REPLACED!
/ Miss Match: Whoa! I don't want my robot to REPLACE you! / [[Lightning Lady has swung her head around so she and Miss Match are looking at Evil Atom.]] Evil Atom: THERE you are, Lightning Lady! Thanks for finishing my stockholder report. And payroll called to thank you for solving that payroll glitch! / Evil Atom: Take the rest of the afternoon off, but please make one more pot of that phenomenal coffee of yours before you go! / Evil Atom: [[Walking away from Lightning Lady and Miss Match.]] Keep up the good work! / Miss Match: See, my robot's not as good as you!
/ Lightning Lady: No. It's better. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060228.html |
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