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| Le Switcheroo | Liquid Snake: So, you got the blood, right?
/ Decoy Octopus [[leering]]: This plan bites
/ Liquid Snake: Don't be a wuss, it'll be fine. Just get ready, I'll tell you when to go in / Scratch [[Angry]]: What exactly is so goddamn funny?
/ Sniper Wolf [[Amused]]: Kill Ocelot? You two? Ha! He'd... http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=66 |
| Blueprints for Disaster | [[An image of Liquid's "Master Plan" is shown.]]
/ Step 1: Berthold distract robbers. [[An picture of Berthold howling is shown.]]
/ Step 2: Switch Octopus for Wolf [[Yoink!]]
/ Step 3: Wolf gets rifle from car while Octopus confuses Robbers. [[A picture of Octopus-as-Wolf saying "I'm the queeeeen of France"... http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=67 |
| Bloody Intermission | {{Chris is still a bit awe-struck after seeing Quentin Tarantino's "Kill Bill Vol.1" for the first time. In salute of this immeasurably cool film, the Foxhound crew proudly present: Cyborg Ninja chopping a bunch of guys into many pieces.}} / [[Ninja brandishes two swords in front of a group of soldiers]]
/ Ninja:... http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=68 |
| An Abundance of Incredulity | Wolf: I'm not making zis up. Ze meathead is an honest-to-god mind reader. / Berthold: (A telepath?!? No freaking way.) / [[Berthold and Liquid look at each other]] / Berthold: (Yes. I get the irony, Liquid. Thank you.) / Scratch: Say what?
/ Eddie: I swear to god, she turned into a guy all of a sudden.
/ Octopus:... http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=69 |
| Hostiles | Ocelot: Hold on... Prague... hey, yeah! I remember now, the cracker guys, right? / Ocelot: It's all coming back now... You guys did some pretty cool shit. I always liked your style.
/ Scratch: Yeah, I'll bet you were really heartbroken when you set us up and left us to get our legs broken by that fatass... http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=71 |
| Gun Webs Are Fun | Liquid: Hoo boy... This is starting to look ugly.
/ Berthold: (You said it) / Berthold: (Lemme see if I can't get in touch with the telepathic guy in there... I have a feeling he isn't in the gun web.) / Ocelot: C'mon, you couldn't possibly shoot me before I got a shot off.
/ Eddie: (?)
/ Wolf: Zat's... http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=72 |
| Power of Suggestion | Liquid: Hold on. You can read people's minds, right?
/ Eddie: I think this has been well established. / Liquid: So can you do other sorts of telepath stuff? You know, hypnotize people, make suggestions and such? / Eddie: Nah, nothing like that... At least I don't think so... Actually I've never tried. / Eddie:... http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=73 |
| Just Say No, Kids | [[Eddie Enters holding glasses of water]]
/ Eddie: Hey there folks.
/ Scratch: Eddie? Good, I thought you ran off without me. / Eddie: Nah, I just thought all this gun-waving might be making you guys thirsty, so I brought you some water to drink.
/ Wolf: (Thirsty)
/ Ocelot: (Water)
/ Scratch: (Drink) / Wolf:... http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=74 |
| El Presidente | Wolf: Am I ze only one who's disturbed by zis?
/ Liquid: By what? / Wolf: Ocelot, ze sneakiest, back-stabbiest veasel of all time, is having a private conversation vith ze president... ...You zink zey're exchanging cookie recipes? Zis is very, very bad. / Liquid: Oh, come on. Why would the president... http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=76 |
| The One And Only Spit Take | [[Establishing shot of the White House]]
/ Ocelot: Incredible.
/ George Sears: What's that? / [[The Camera moves to the interior of the oval office. The president is seated at his desk and Ocelot stands by his side]]
/ Ocelot: Couple scars and an eyepatch and you could pass for Big Boss himself.
/ George... http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=77 |
| The One And Only Spit Take | [[Establishing shot of the White House]]
/ Ocelot: Incredible.
/ George Sears: What's that? / [[The Camera moves to the interior of the oval office. The president is seated at his desk and Ocelot stands by his side]]
/ Ocelot: Couple scars and an eyepatch and you could pass for Big Boss himself.
/ George... http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=77 |
| Thoughtless | [[Psycho Mantis holds up a copy of The Daily Times with the headline:
/ Pentagon Develops "Psychic Insulation"
/ High-Level Officials, Operatives to be Equipped with Anti-Telepathy Nanotech]]
/ Mantis: Just what the freaking *FUCK* is this? / [[Colonel Campbell looks over the newspaper Mantis is shoving... http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=78 |
| Face to Face | [[Colonel Campbell stands next to George Sears.]]
/ Campbell: I can't tell you what an honor it is to have you here, sir.
/ Sears: Mm-hmm. / Campbell: I know the whole team has been looking forward to meeting you for quite a while now.
/ Sears: There's one in particular I'm interested in seeing--your point... http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=79 |
| Briefing 2: Briefinger | Sears: Lady and gentlemen, the information I am about to disclose to you is triple-super ultra top secret. / Sears: As you are all aware, the state department has been attempting for several years to get Russian officials to crack down on the spread of Soviet nuclear warheads left unaccounted for after... http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=81 |
| Just A Little Fishy | Octopus: Uh, Sir, if I might have a moment?
/ Sears: Sure. / Octopus: I'm sure it's just a simple misunderstanding, but uh... see... although, strictly speaking, my codename is "Decoy Octopus," this is not meant to imply that I literally serve as a decoy, per se. / Octopus: You know, in the cannon fodder... http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=82 |
| All Snakes Go To Outer Heaven | Raven: You're telling me you've never heard of "Outer Heaven".
/ Liquid: It'd be an awesome name for a metal band. / Raven: Hell, it was only the defining moment of your father's career.
/ Liquid: Huh? / Wolf: After ze cold war ended, Saladin saw zat ze new vorld order had no place for varriors like... http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=83 |
| Take This Job And Shove It | [[Liquid and Mantis stand outside the building whilst the other Foxhound members are having a 'Good Riddance' party]]
/ Liquid: Well I wish you weren't leaving, Mantis. You rock!
/ Mantis: That would really mean a lot to me if I thought of you as a sentient lifeform, Liquid. http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=84 |
| Scams Within Scams | Octopus: So, since Mantis is gone I guess we'll just put the mission on hold, right?
/ Sears: You wish. / Octopus: Really, Octopus, you shouldn't be nervous. The rest of the team will be right there, backing you up. They wouldn't let you down, now would they? / Octopus: (IIIII'm a dead man.) / Sears:... http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=85 |
| In Sanguine Veritas | [[There's a plane flying under the night sky. Presumably, it contains the FOXHOUND members.]] / Octopus, off-panel: Stupid President. / [[Decoy Octopus is behind a curtain, between transformations. There's a jar of blood on the table next to him labeled "Sears".]] / Octopus: "Take it like a man" he says.... http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=86 |
| The Cute Ninja | [[Naomi walks to her apartment]] / Naomi: Frankie? I'm home.
/ Ninja: I'm in the living room. / Naomi: I've got something important to tell you. You've taken your medicine, right?
/ Ninja: Yeah. What is it? / Naomi: Well, I heard some people in the ops office talking and... this morning, Foxhound got... http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=87 |
| Disguise, Datguise | [[Revolver Ocelot has his trademark gun aimed up Decoy Octopus' nose. The latter is currently in disguise as Liquid Snake wearing President Sears' suit.]] / Ocelot: And we're not going to discuss the President's identity with anyone, are we? / Octopus: Nosiree. Matter of fact, I can't even remember what... http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=88 |
| At The Not-So-Pearly Gates | Ocelot: Are you finished yet? We've been on the ground for forty-five minutes now.
/ Octopus: Just a sec... / [[Octopus is disguised as George Sears]]
/ Octopus: I had to use some old-fashioned disguise makeup to finish it off.
/ Ocelot: Hey, whatever works. / Ocelot: Let's get going. The others are already... http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=89 |
| Deus Ex Nanomachina | Ocelot: One last thing we need to have ready - your comm link to the president. Turn around for a sec. / Octopus: Ummm... okay... how long do I have t- NYAAAAAGH! / Octopus: Ocelot, what the fuck! What did you just stick me with?
/ Ocelot: No harm done - just some nifty nanomachines from MIT. Give it... http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=90 |
| One-Year Celebration | {{End of year one}}
/ [[The Foxhound gang stand in front of a cake with a single candle]] http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=91 |
| More Mysteries of CODEC | Wolf: Zis guard tower has a good view of ze meeting room. It's ze most obvious sniper perch.
/ Liquid: So you'll be setting up there, then?
/ Wolf: Of course not! Ve let zeir sniper have zis vun. / Wolf: I'll be on ze roof of zis building here. It has a vorse view on ze meeting, but I can manage. Plus,... http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=92 |
| The Russians Are Coming | Raven: Liquid.
/ Liquid: Yeah? / Raven: The Russian convoy is approaching. I'm listening in on their conversation with this gizmo here. Can you take over while I run to the bathroom? / Liquid: Uh, sure.
/ Raven: Take note of anything that sounds important. / Simonovich: You've been tense this whole... http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=93 |
| Cold War Buddies | Ocelot: The Russians are here.
/ Octopus: I'd better get my link to the president set up and stuff. / Gurlukovich: Well, well. I did not expect to see you here, Shalashaska. / Ocelot: Sergei GurFUCKINGlukovich!
/ Gurlukovich: I see the years have caught up with you as well, my old friend. / Ocelot:... http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=94 |
| The Summit | Liquid: I hope it doesn't rain again...
/ Wolf: Qviet, zey're starting. And get your head down.
/ Simonovich: Welcome, everyone. Mr. President, our deepest thanks for agreeing to meet wiz us in person. We are honored.
/ Octopus: My pleasure. / Simonovich: My name is Pyotr Simonovich, chief adwisor to Mr.... http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=95 |
| Snake Eyes | Liquid: You've got to be kidding me.
/ Big Boss: What?
/ Liquid: Big Boss action figures?
/ Big Boss: The kids loved 'em! / Liquid: Oh, for the love of - "Beyond Good And Evil: The Authorized Biography Of Big Boss?" / Big Boss: Yeah, I wrote up some memoirs, but I can't write worth shit. / Liquid: So... http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=97 |
| File Sharing | Octopus: I don't know about you, but I could really use a break right now.
/ Simonovich: Zis sounds like a good idea to me. / Octopus: Okay, folks, let's break for an hour and come back to finish this up. / Ocelot: This seems like an opportune moment to discuss the other part of the arrangement. / Gurlukovich:... http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=98 |
| Liquidated, Part I | Raven: Are you sure?
/ Octopus: Apparently several Gurlukovich guards have reported a "purple ninja" in the warehouse area.
/ Raven: Damn it all... right, I'm on my way. / Simonovich: Zis "ninja..." is he really so dangerous? After all, he is only one man.
/ Octopus: Oh HELL yes! Ocelot couldn't take him... http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=101 |