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| Liquidated, Part II | [[Raven starts up his gun]]
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| Liquidated, Part III | [[Liquid is lying on the floor bleeding]]
/ Big Boss: You should've seen that coming, you know. / Big Boss: You always were inferior.
/ Big Boss: Not your fault, really. You were made that way.
/ Big Boss: The leftovers from the process of creating my true successor. / Big Boss: Deny it all you like,... http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=103 |
| Liquidated, Part IV | Ninja: Well, thanks for the workout but I gotta skate, so... have some sword. Lunge! / [[Ninja doesn't move]] / Ninja: I seem to no longer be lunging. What's going o- / [[Liquid is holding Ninja in the air]]
/ Ninja: What in the fuck? / [[Liquid proceeds to slam Ninja into the wall]]
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| The Trophy | Octopus: Jesus, Liquid, I can see through the hole in your chest.
/ Liquid: Meh.
/ Mantis: Doesn't that hurt like a dirty, rotten bitch? / [[Liquid Snake tastes his own blood.]]
/ Octopus: Hey - where the hell did you come from? What are you doing here?
/ Mantis: Long story. I'll tell you later. Maybe. / Raven:... http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=105 |
| The Trophy | Octopus: Jesus, Liquid, I can see through the hole in your chest.
/ Liquid: Meh.
/ Mantis: Doesn't that hurt like a dirty, rotten bitch? / [[Liquid Snake tastes his own blood.]]
/ Octopus: Hey - where the hell did you come from? What are you doing here?
/ Mantis: Long story. I'll tell you later. Maybe. / Raven:... http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=105 |
| Mopping Up | Ocelot: Why, if it isn't Mr. "boohoo for Russia, all we've got is a refurbished Metal Gear." / Gurlukovich: You... you...
/ Ocelot: Traitorous dog? Honestly, get a new line man. Broken record. / Ocelot: Look, Sergei, in spite of the very stupid thing you folks did... / Ocelot: The president is still... http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=106 |
| Well-Earned Nap | [[Liquid slowly regains consciousness]]
/ Octopus: Waste of perfectly good blood, if you ask me.
/ Raven: We didn't.
/ Ocelot: So being driven to the point of death turned Liquid into a badass again?
/ Mantis: Seems like the little bastard's got a talent after all. He doesn't die when he oughta.
/ Ocelot:... http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=107 |
| Chez Telepath | [[Psycho Mantis, Revolver Ocelot, Decoy Octopus, Vulcan Raven, Liquid Snake, and Sniper Wolf are sitting in a restaurant.]]
/ {Several Days Later...}
/ Raven, thinking: These chairs are teeny-tiny...
/ Octopus: Well, here's to a mission botched slightly less than usual.
/ Wolf: Hear hear! / Raven: And... http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=108 |
| Chez Telepath | [[Psycho Mantis, Revolver Ocelot, Decoy Octopus, Vulcan Raven, Liquid Snake, and Sniper Wolf are sitting in a restaurant.]]
/ {Several Days Later...}
/ Raven, thinking: These chairs are teeny-tiny...
/ Octopus: Well, here's to a mission botched slightly less than usual.
/ Wolf: Hear hear! / Raven: And... http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=108 |
| Rules of Enragement | Liquid: It's such a stupid movie.
/ Ocelot: Your face is stupid.
/ Wolf: (?) / Liquid: Your mother is stupid!
/ Ocelot: Your mother's a whore.
/ Liquid: Damnit! / Wolf: I don't get it. Vy do you lose ze, uh, 'argument' just because he called your mom a whore? / Liquid: It's the trump card, nothing can... http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=109 |
| Rules of Enragement | Liquid: It's such a stupid movie.
/ Ocelot: Your face is stupid.
/ Wolf: (?) / Liquid: Your mother is stupid!
/ Ocelot: Your mother's a whore.
/ Liquid: Damnit! / Wolf: I don't get it. Vy do you lose ze, uh, 'argument' just because he called your mom a whore? / Liquid: It's the trump card, nothing can... http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=109 |
| Hellucinations | [[A note attached to Raven's locker reads "Touching my stuff is punishable by face smashing - VR"]]
/ Octopus: Where is it?
/ Liquid: Could we hurry this up? My shoulders are starting to hurt. / Octopus: Mantis said it was in here somewhere- aha! Here we go. Big jar o' pills. / Octopus: According to... http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=110 |
| Epiphany | [[Ocelot and Sears are on the phone]]
/ Ocelot: So... That last mission didn't exactly go the way you wanted.
/ Sears: Yeah. I noticed that, actually. / Sears: Care to explain how that happened, mister "I'm so good at double-dealing?"
/ Ocelot: Oh, it's very simple, really. Your intel sucked big fat donkey... http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=111 |
| Epiphany | [[Ocelot and Sears are on the phone]]
/ Ocelot: So... That last mission didn't exactly go the way you wanted.
/ Sears: Yeah. I noticed that, actually. / Sears: Care to explain how that happened, mister "I'm so good at double-dealing?"
/ Ocelot: Oh, it's very simple, really. Your intel sucked big fat donkey... http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=111 |
| Kill Da Mantis, Kill Da Mantis... | Ocelot: (Now what's the best way to go about this?) / [[Ocelot imagines shooting Mantis in the face]]
/ Ocelot: (The direct approach would be satisfying but too obvious. The Patriots would have my balls for breakfast.) / [[Ocelot imagines trapping Mantis in a pool of piranhas and dropping a huge weight... http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=112 |
| The One Mug | Scratch: Thirty-six hour coding session... too long... will to live... fading... / [[Scratch smells something]]
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| Decisions, Decisions | Ocelot: Well! Hello Berthold, you mangy fleabag. / Ocelot: I'm in a good mood today. Wanna know why?
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| Flashlights | [[2:14 AM]]
/ Ocelot: (Break in, lace the java, get out. Child's play.) / [[Scratch has a torch in his mouth]]
/ Scratch: Od am oopih oc.
/ Ocelot: (What the- someone's here already?) / [[Ocelot and Scratch see each other]] / Scratch: Ut? / Ocelot: ...You're just trying to steal his coffee, aren't you.
/ Scratch:... http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=115 |
| Flashlights | [[2:14 AM]]
/ Ocelot: (Break in, lace the java, get out. Child's play.) / [[Scratch has a torch in his mouth]]
/ Scratch: Od am oopih oc.
/ Ocelot: (What the- someone's here already?) / [[Ocelot and Scratch see each other]] / Scratch: Ut? / Ocelot: ...You're just trying to steal his coffee, aren't you.
/ Scratch:... http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=115 |
| The Highest High, The Lowest Low | [[Mantis drinks the coffee]]
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| Not Safe For Work | Ocelot: FUCKING SON OF A GODDAMN PIECE OF MOTHERLESS FUCKFACE SHIT ASSHOLE BITCH WHORE BASTARD SCUM DONKEY CRAP DIRTBAG BUTTMUNCHER RIMBITER SHITCOCK ASSLICKER AAAARRG
/ Mantis: Aaah! My ears are bleeding! http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=118 |
| Logic May Be Flawed | [[Ocelot stares at Eddie]] / Eddie: Alright. What's with the evil eye? / Ocelot: Oh, you know what I'm thinking, don't you. Mr. "I'm-not-such-a-great-mind-reader." You had me fooled for a while but you slipped up back there. / Eddie: Uh... wha?
/ Ocelot: Drop the act, alright? I figured it out. You... http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=119 |
| He Who Laughs Last | [[Ocelot is whistling while reading a newspaper]]
/ <<♪♫>>
/ Mantis: (?) / Mantis: Why're you in such a good mood?
/ Ocelot: Hmm? / Mantis: I would've thought the realization that you can never kill me would snap the last few threads of hope left in your soul, leaving you an empty, broken... http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=120 |
| Baseball of the Future | [[Octopus is watching the television]]
/ Liquid: Watcha watchin'?
/ Octopus: Baseball. / Liquid: You a Red Sox fan?
/ Octopus: What? FUCK you! No way! / Liquid: What's wrong with Boston?
/ Octopus: Ugh. Those dickheads. / Octopus: Ten straight championships and they still won't shut up about "reverse... http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=121 |
| Vitriol | [[Liquid and Raven are in the genetics lab]]
/ Liquid: Hey Raven!
/ Raven: What. / Liquid: Remember that time when I kicked the ninja's ass?
/ Raven: Yes, Liquid, because you remind us every single day. / Liquid: Well yeah, 'cause it was so awesome! I whupped him good!
/ Raven: Go talk to Ocelot. Now.... http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=122 |
| Crosshairs | Raven: You in here, Wolf? / Raven: Guess not. Maybe she- / [[Raven notices dog tags on the table]]
/ Raven: Hmm? / [[Closer inspection reveals the tags to be Big Boss']] / Raven: The ones Liquid found at Outer Heaven?
/ Wolf: Yup. / Raven: You don't think you maybe ought to give them to him? Big Boss... http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=123 |
| Hard To Get | [[Wolf stares at Big Boss's dog tags]] / Wolf: Can't believe I'm doing zis. / Wolf: Uh, Liqvid?
/ Liquid: Hiya. / Wolf: Listen, um... if you don't have plans for zis veekend... I zought maybe ve could go somevere for dinner. Togezer. / Liquid: Wait, you mean - like a date?
/ Wolf: Yeah, sure. Vy not. / Liquid:... http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=124 |
| In Love And War | Naomi: (But how to do it? He is a trained soldier, after all, and I'm just a flimsy little lab rat.) / Naomi: (I'll have to gain his trust somehow, and wait until his back is turned.) / Naomi: (Then comes the stabbing, and the gouging, and the spilling of the guts.) / [[Liquid hides around the corner... http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=125 |
| A Match Made In Outer Heaven | Wolf: Zere you are! Vy did you run avay like that? / Liquid: Uh, well, I had to find my girlfriend Natalie here.
/ Naomi: Naomi.
/ Liquid: Yes. / Wolf: ...You're girlfriend.
/ Liquid: A-yup. / Wolf: And how long have you two been seeing each ozer?
/ Naomi: Oh, just nowmmph-
/ Liquid: Why we've been going... http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=126 |
| Not-So-Still Water | Raven: ...You're kidding. Naomi from R&D?
/ Wolf: It vas ze most hilarious zing I've ever seen. He vas terrified! / Raven: You know, this kind of thing wouldn't happen if you'd just have a normal, assassination-free relationship for a change.
/ Wolf: Can I help it if all ze good men are enemies of ze... http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=127 |
| My Dinner With Naomi | Naomi: Well, this is a nice place.
/ Liquid: Yeah. / [[Liquid and Naomi look at each other]] / Liquid: (Yay for awkward silence...) / Liquid: So... I hear you're into the, uh, science.
/ Naomi: Well, yeah. I'm a scientist in fact.
/ Liquid: Like, what kind of science? / Naomi: Experimental genetics,... http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=129 |
| Handle With Care | Scratch: Uh, Ocelot? There's a, um, delivery out back. They need someone more important than me to sign for it. / Ocelot: The hell is so gaddamn important that they need a Foxhound member? What are they deliv- / [[Ocelot stares at a huge helicopter]] / Ocelot: That's a fucking helicopter.
/ Scratch:... http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=130 |
| One Mantis, One Vote | Mantis: Greetings, moronic masses. Psycho Mantis here to briefly discuss the 2004 elections. As you are probably too stupid to know or care, several states passed constitutional amendments or other legislative referenda banning same-sex marriages. Those states include Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Michigan,... http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=133 |
| Liquid vs. Science | Narrator: And now back to our story... / Liquid: (C'mon, Liquid, say something clever.) / Liquid: So, did you hear about how I kicked the ninja's ass? / [[Naomi imagines putting a chainsaw into Liquids head]]
/ Naomi: I did, actually.
/ Liquid: (You sauve fucker you.) / Liquid: Say... you worked on... http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=134 |
| Some Wolf To Watch Over Me | [[Wolf is hid in a tree outside the restaurant where Liquid and Naomi are dining. She is looking at Liquid through her scope]] / Raven: Just let me say this, for the record: This is the stupidest thing you've ever done. / Wolf: I'll take zat as a compliment. Means I've never done anyzing remotely stupid... http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=136 |