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| Speechless | [[Grace's bedroom with Grace in bed and Tedd kneeling next to her bed]]
/ Grace: nn . . .
/ Tedd: Grace! Grace, wake up! You're having a nightmare! / [[Same as before except from Tedd's POV. Grace is waking up with tears in here eyes]]
/ Grace: . . . wha . . . ? Tedd? / [[Same viewpoint except Grace... http://egscomics.com/d/20020521.html |
| Look at Them Eyes... Cr-razy. | [[Tedd, sans glasses, quickly gets up to leave.]]
/ Tedd: You know what? Darnedest thing, I just realized I can't see a thing without my glasses. I'll just go-- / [[Grace grabs Tedd's wrist.]]
/ Grace: No! ...Please don't leave me alone... / [[Grace embraces Tedd.]]
/ Grace: Just stay here with me, please... / Tedd:... http://egscomics.com/d/20020522.html |
| Childhood Trauma | Tedd: So Grace--
/ Grace: Why do you wear glasses?
/ Tedd: Huh? People wear them to correct vision problems... / Grace: That's not what I meant and you know it. You obviously don't need them to see, so why do you wear them? And don't they actually mess up your vision if you don't need them? / Tedd: ...No.... http://egscomics.com/d/20020523.html |
| The Conspiracy Continues | [[Tedd and Grace are lying together in Tedd's bed, both fully dressed in nightclothes, with the blanket up to their waists. Grace is lying on Tedd's right arm, which is in turn around her shoulders.]]
/ GRACE: But wait, why keep wearing them if the bullies still bullied you?
/ TEDD: Well two reasons .... http://egscomics.com/d/20020524.html |
| Secret Relationship | [[Grace and Tedd are lying in bed together. Their eyes are closed and the caption reads: "Tuesday morning..."]] / Mr. Verres(off-panel): Tedd! Would you please wake up and turn off your alarm clock already?! / [[Mr. Verres is standing in the hall with a newspaper. Two doors are behind him, the left... http://egscomics.com/d/20020525.html |
| Sister Begins | [[A beginning of a story arc comic.]]
/ [[Seven characters are shown in different poses with one in shadow in the middle of the frame.]] http://egscomics.com/d/20020526.html |
| Loophole | Tedd: going to school; bye.
/ Mr. Verres: hold it son. I must inform you that i am to be away on business for a few days. / Tedd: really?
/ Mr. Verres: yes. And while i am gone i want there to be no fooling around between you and shade tail! / Tedd: what?! Are you talking about -- dad, we've never had... http://egscomics.com/d/20020527.html |
| Testing for Double Standards | Narrator: Meanwhile, Justin & Nanase at Moperville South
/ Justin: Man, Nanase, I still can't believe you broke up with Elliot.
/ Nanase: Well, I was going to break up with him anyway...
/ Justin: Really? Why? You seemed so good together. / Nanase: Yeah, I know, but I'm just not physically attracted to... http://egscomics.com/d/20020603.html |
| Maybe She is, Maybe She isn't | Nanase: I can't believe this! Just because I wasn't Physically attracted to one guy you think I'm guy!
/ Justin: Look, you guys kissed and made out so much. Don't you find it odd that you weren't the least bit turned on? / Nanase: We weren't right for each other! I'll find Mr. Right someday, and then... http://egscomics.com/d/20020604.html |
| This Can't be Good | 5Pm (school ended at 3:10). Elliot's house
/ Elliot (thinking): Alright... Ok, I finally kinda sorta know what I want to say to Sarah. I just need to call her and say we need to talk, then... / < http://egscomics.com/d/20020605.html |
| Be Afraid... Be Very Afraid | Tedd: The gun is stuck on safety and won't fire! I'll work on fixing it in you room, ok?!
/ Elliot: Wait a sec why do you need to work on it here?!
/ [[ as Tedd runs up the stiars]] / Tedd: I can't let Grace see me like this! I need to fix this while she's distracted by computer games!
/ Elliot: See you... http://egscomics.com/d/20020606.html |
| Funniest Home Videos | Elliot: Why in the name of all that is decent and good in this universe did you turn your self into a girl?! / Tedd: Well, i wanted to make sure it the female from variant #1 was ready to be used on Tony so I tested it on myself, but thats when teh safety got stuck so I need to fix it so I can zap my... http://egscomics.com/d/20020607.html |
| Variant #5 is Tons of Fun | Tedd (thinking): ow... my head... What just happened? I remember turning myself back to normal , then... wait, I was angry for some reasin... maybe that's a momentary side effect of turning back to a guy or something? hopefully i didn't do anything bad... / [[TG transformation]] [[male-to-female transformation]]... http://egscomics.com/d/20020610.html |
| A Vacation? YAY! | Elliot: Tedd... Care to explain why you've robbed me of my manhood?!
/ Tedd: I didn't want to, Really! I wasn't myself for a moment after turning back! / Tedd: I think it might of had todo with the sudden testosterone rush, but I'm not certain.
/ Elliot: Ok, I guess that's understandable. but turn me... http://egscomics.com/d/20020611.html |
| Female Tactics | [[Elliot "Ellen" is meeting up with Tedd at the start of class]]
/ Elliot: Hi! With that purple hair and glasses, you must be Tedd! I've heard about you from my cousin!
/ Tedd: Oh have you now, "Ellen"? / Tedd: Um, you do realize that you won't get any credit for any work you do as Ellen...?
/ Elliot:... http://egscomics.com/d/20020620.html |
| Ellen the Flirt | [[Elliot in the Principal's office]]
/ Narrator: Earlier, before first period...
/ Elliot: ...So as you can see, it would really help me out if you could get the teachers to support my cover story and still give me credit for the work I do.
/ Principal Verrückt: Hm... Well, normally I wouldn't believe such... http://egscomics.com/d/20020621.html |
| The Return of Matt and Rat (Though They Never Really Left) | Narrator: Look who else is in the science class:
/ Rat: Man, Elliot's cousin Ellen is amazing...
/ Matt: What?! / Rat: You can't deny that she is, Matt. When I close my eyes she's all that I see... I'm going to ask her out the first chance I get!!! / Matt: Oh for the love of-- Can't you at least pretend... http://egscomics.com/d/20020623.html |
| Impatience | Elliot: Bah! That class is so pointless! Goo this, rocks that... feh! / [[After Elliot and Tedd leave, Rat and Matt struggle, with Matt attempting to hold Rat back]] / Rat: Let go of me you jerk!
/ Matt: She's a man, you fool, a man!!!
/ Rat: Her chest says otherwise!!! / Matt: At least wait until... http://egscomics.com/d/20020624.html |
| My Goonish Sense is Tingling | Female Elliot: Oh joy. Lunch. The time of social gatherings with many opportunities for awkward moments.
/ Tedd Oh boy oh boy, I can't wait! / [[Female Elliot senses some thing black backround]] / Female Elliot: GRRRRRR...
/ [[Elliot is ready to fight]] / Tedd: What is it girl? Is Timmy trapped in a... http://egscomics.com/d/20020625.html |
| spiffy middle panels | Tony: Hey, it Susan! Breep! Lesbo alert! Hehehe... / < http://egscomics.com/d/20020626.html |
| You Can Tell When Tedd's Using That Feature At Least... | Grace [wearing Tedd's glasses] (thinking): Ooh...heat vision...
/ Tedd: Ok, before I reveal the amazing plan, I just gotta get details about the girls locker room! Did any of the girls shower? Did -you- shower?!
/ Elliot: Actually, I didn't really get dressed for gym today... / Grace (thinking): Hm...variant... http://egscomics.com/d/20020707.html |
| EGS Story for Monday, July 8, 2002 - Copyright 2002-08 Dan Shive | Grace:Alright. Here We go. As you already know, Tedd's father works for the government. I was able to get access to certain information as a result of that, and I have discovered an interesting little item that is being kept at the government's "paranormal things that are of little use to anyone storage... http://egscomics.com/d/20020708.html |
| Enter the Omega Goo | Sarah: I-Is that the Goo?
/ Ellen: That ain't how I remember it... / Narrator: Unexpectedly, the behemoth spoke, though the voice came not from any of its many mouths.
/ Goo: You have changed. So have I. You will not win this time. In the name of the master, you will die... http://egscomics.com/d/20021009.html |
| "Claire" | Susan: Figures that Ellen would be a woman with a man's mind... Nanase will be here shortly. Until then I suggest we wait.
/ Narrator: Badass Hair In The Wind Effect With No Wind Is Your Friend. / Sarah: Susan... What...?
/ Susan: Explanations later; first introductions. I'm Susan. Who are you? / Grace:... http://egscomics.com/d/20021107.html |
| The Observant Will Laugh | Nanase: I think we should see this through, Justin, but before we go to their house, can I get cleaned up at your place? [She's covered in green slime from the neck down.]
/ Justin: ...Yeah, that may be a good idea... / Mr. Verres: Is that... Nanase?! It's been so long; I didn't even recognize you... http://egscomics.com/d/20030101.html |
| Ah, Memories... | [[Salty Crackers Comics Shop in Moperville]]
/ Kid with Cap: "One Pack of Magical Gathering Cards."
/ Justin: "That'll be four dollars."
/ Kid with Cap: "A whole four bucks?! That is so gay..." / [[Justin annoyed]]
/ Justin: "Enjoy your cards, kid." / Kid with Cap: "Alright! A Malcontent Hyper Minotaur!... http://egscomics.com/d/20030303.html |
| I'd Love to be Able to do This | Nanase: This job is pretty boring, isn't it?
/ Justin: Eh, it can be. It's not like it's hard work, though. / Justin: And there's the VERY nice bonus that I get a discount on everything in the store because I work here. I got these Yu-Gi-Oh cards 35% off! / Customer: Ha! Yu-Gi-Oh! That's kid stuff!... http://egscomics.com/d/20030306.html |
| Elliot's Super Happy Table of Sharing | [[Tedd imagining transforming Susan]]
/ [[Susan imagining hammering Tedd]] / [[whispering]]
/ Sarah: It's not going well between those two, is it?
/ Elliot: Doesn't look like it. maybe we should try to get them to open up a little to each other. / Sarah: I doubt that'd work with those two. why don't we... http://egscomics.com/d/20030415.html |
| Let Us Mourn the Loss of the Best Feature | [[Susan is wearing Tedd's glasses, examining them]]
/ Tedd: There's a small button on the right-side of the glasses; click it to see different ways the glasses can modify vision. / < http://egscomics.com/d/20030422.html |
| I Do the Same Thing to Get Up for College | About six hours earlier...
/ [[Nanase is using a fairy doll, but it's dressed differently.]]
/ Nanase: NANI?
/ Nanase: Why is my fairy avatar dressed like this?! / [[Nanase looks at a snoring Ellen.]]
/ < http://egscomics.com/d/20030607.html |