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|The M.O.R.G. -||[[a concession stand at a movie theater. A beautiful woman is in the foreground looking towards us, as a red demon drools at her in the background behind the concession stand]] / Demon: Soon little morsel... soon ye shall be mine! / [[The girl quickly turns to look at the concession stand]] / Girl: Did...|
|The M.O.R.G. -||[[a piece of popped popcorn wearing an army cap, army pants, and army shoulder stripes is standing before a bunch of unpopped popcorn kernels]] / Colonel Popcorn: Welcome men, I am Colonel Popcorn. / [[one of the unpopped popcorn kernels raises his hand]] / Unpopped Popcorn Kernel: Don't you Mean Popcorn...|
|The M.O.R.G. - "Meh Comic 5"||[[a woman with red bangs if flipping off Morgan]] / Furan: 1-800-FUCK-OFF!! / Morgan thinking: There has to be a better way to go about this. / [[morgan looking up at an idea light bulb]] / [[a belt with a magnet on it]] / Narrator: The Makers of Meh Comix bring you the people magnet. Having trouble being...|
|The M.O.R.G. - "Meh Comic 6"||[[three red necks are infront of a computer]] / Narrator: How PC gamers see console gamers. / Red Neck 1: Where are the shoulder buttons? / Red Neck 2: The a and b buttons aren't even together. / Red Neck 3: Alt fire? I don't speak no french! / [[a royal knight holding a huge shield]] / Narrator: How console...|
|The M.O.R.G. - "Meh Comic 7"||[[morgan is playing a videogame]] / [[an insect leg distracts Morgan from playing his game]] / Spider: Hey buddy, could you spare a buck? / [[Morgan running away from a giant spider]] / Hobo Spider: I will work for food! / Morgan: AHHH! / [[Morgan running after the hobo spider with his gamecube and shoe]] / Hobo...|
|The M.O.R.G. - "Meh Comic 8"||[[Morgan is sitting in a theater sipping a drink]] / Theater: AND NOW... / [[A young man and his girlfriend make their way towards morgan]] / Theater: ...for our feature presentation. / Dain: Whew, just made it. / [[Dain, the young woman, and Morgan sitting watching the movie.]] / Morgan: Exactly who the...|
|The M.O.R.G. - "Meh Comic 9"||[[Dain and Aubry are shopping]] / Dain: Ya know, I've been thinking. / Aubry: Uh oh, I'm not sure if I want to hear this. / Dain: Probably not, but I'm going to say it anyway. Olive oil is made from olives, right? / [[a bottle of olive oil]] / Aubry: yea, so? / Dain: Well, if olive oil is made from olives,...|
|The M.O.R.G. - "Meh Comic 10"||[[the fable guy pointing at a red headed maiden]]
/ Narration: Meanwhile in the land of Fable...
/ Fable Guy: Heeeey.
/ Red head: Excuse me.
/ Fable Guy: Whaddya say about you me in that hotel over there? / [[the fable guy's face has been smacked, a tooth is flying, his nose is bleeding]]
|The M.O.R.G. - "Meh Comic 11"||[[Satan Butter is talking to Morgan]] / Satan Butter: Morgan, we've known each other for a qhile. I think it's about time you give me your soul. I am "SATAN" butter after all. / Morgan: What do I get out of this? / Satan Butter: Couple of bucks and some pearls I found at the beach one day. / Morgan: Hmmm,...|
|The M.O.R.G. - "Meh Comic 12"||[[A force commander and a space marine]] / Force Commander: Hey Bob! You see those orcs over there? / Marine: Yea? What about them? / Force Commander: I heard them saying stuf about mom, squirrels, the emperor, and college. / Marine: Those bastards! / Force Commander: Yea, you should go take care o that. / [[Force...|
|The M.O.R.G. - "Meh Comic 13"||[[blackess]] / Protoss: Unn.. / Egnignot: Good Morning Space Man, your hangover must be tremendous. / Protoss: What happened? / [[Blackness]] / Egnignot: You drank huge quantities of liquor. / Err: You were fuckin wasted. / Protoss: I don't have a mouth. / Egnignot: You imbibed it with your psychic powers. / Err:...|
|The M.O.R.G. - The Dealer||[[An anonymous alley]] / TheDealer: Psst. Hey kid, check this out / Morgan: Do what now? / The Dealer: This game, you get to play with people and kill stuff over and over. It's a rich gaming experience. Take it, it's yours. Your friends are playing it, that means you should too. / Morgan: I'm going to have...|
|The M.O.R.G. - Installing the Damn Game||[[Morgan is on the phone, a CD case is in his hand.]] / Morgan: Hey man, I finally got M.O.R.G. / Laun: So you've finally joined the masses eh? / Morgan: Yea yea. / Laun: How long do you think it'll take you to get in game? We can start characters with you. / Morgan: Well how long does it take to install...|
|The M.O.R.G. - Fountain of Youth Required||[[Morgan sitting at his desk, simling. Above his head you can see the M.O.R.G. installer.]] / [[Morgan sitting at his desk, 30 years older. Above his head you can see the M.O.R.G. installer has moved less than 10 percent]] / [[Morgan sitting at his desk, he's a skeleton. Above his head you can see...|
|The M.O.R.G - Patching Makes Vader Scream||[[Morgan raises his arms in to the air in victory]] / Morgan: Yes! It's finally finished. Now I can play / [[Morgan looking closer at his computer]] / Morgan: What's this? Patch? I..it...it can't be. / [[patching progress bar]] / [[Morgan in a pose and background similar to the famous Vader scene of...|
|The M.O.R.G. - Rape Can Be Funny||[[the sign up screen for MORG asking for account information including credit card info]]
/ Morgan: A credit card? Feh. The man isn't getting any money out of me. / [[the same screen, everything is filled out except credit card info]]
|The M.O.R.G. - Meh Comic 2||[[Byron at a computer]] / [[The IM screen of the computer that he is on]] / Boboboy: I !@#$ my !@#$ in your !@#$ / eziegirl: I !@#$ at the !@#$ of your !@#$ on my !@$ / Boboboy: Now I !@#$%&***& / Narrator: Just because you score with girls on the internet. / [[Byron standing between two beautiful ladies]] / Byron:...|
|The M.O.R.G - Choose a Faction||[[a beautiful shirtless female angel with golden wings]] / Narrator : The Bastion of Light. Champions of justice and peace, these do-gooders strive endlessly to rid the world of evil and establish a safe society. / [[A red demon in hell]] / Narrator: The Harbingers of Doom. Evil incarnate, these wretched...|
|The M.O.R.G - Those darn hamsters||[[Morgan cracking his knuckles in front of the computer screen.]] / Morgan: Alright. I made an account, chose a faction, and now it's time to pick a race and a class. / [[Morgan is determined at his computer.]] / Morgan: Shouldn't be too hard, time to get thinkin'. I need to pick the perfect class. / [[A...|
|The M.O.R.G - Hot Coffee||[[Laun's house]]
|The M.O.R.G - Omake Serenity||[[Morgan is clearing his throat, no background is behind him]] / Morgan: *ahem* Rarely at MORG do we deviate from our poorly written plot, but recent events demand that we do so. / [[Morgan pointing to the box office stats of serenity and flight plan]] / Morgan: The little movie that could, Serenity,...|
|The M.O.R.G - the mystery revealed||[[Morgan and Laun]] / Morgan: I have no idea what happened. I just started the character creation section of Morg and... / Laun: Boom. Your head exploded. I quite frankly can't understand why. / [[An oil painting of a ninja monkey]] / [[Laun doing a ninja pose]] / Laun: There are so many options. I was...|
|The M.O.R.G - Weapon Crotch||[[morgan and laun, laun is drinking from a flask]] / Morgan: I just want to play a guy with a huge phallic weapon of some sort. / Laun: *glug* *glug* Phmmicf?! / Morgan: Preferably a sword, or a mace. I do enjoy the occasional bludgeoning. / [[morgan and laun, laun is putting the cap back on his flask]] / Morgan:...|
|The M.O.R.G - Earthgirls are easy||[[Laun is sitting in the chair at the computer. Morgan is standing over his shoulder.]] / Laun: Ok, you're going to be human. Do you want to be male or female? / Morgan: What's the difference? / [[A muscle bound Fabio guy wearing nothing but a loin cloth, long blonde hair and blue eyes. A gigantic sword,...|
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