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| The M.O.R.G. - | [[a concession stand at a movie theater. A beautiful woman is in the foreground looking towards us, as a red demon drools at her in the background behind the concession stand]]
/ Demon: Soon little morsel... soon ye shall be mine! / [[The girl quickly turns to look at the concession stand]]
/ Girl: Did... http://morgcomic.com/comic/archive_page.php?comicID=3 |
| The M.O.R.G. - | [[a piece of popped popcorn wearing an army cap, army pants, and army shoulder stripes is standing before a bunch of unpopped popcorn kernels]]
/ Colonel Popcorn: Welcome men, I am Colonel Popcorn. / [[one of the unpopped popcorn kernels raises his hand]]
/ Unpopped Popcorn Kernel: Don't you Mean Popcorn... http://morgcomic.com/comic/archive_page.php?comicID=4 |
| The M.O.R.G. - "Meh Comic 5" | [[a woman with red bangs if flipping off Morgan]]
/ Furan: 1-800-FUCK-OFF!!
/ Morgan thinking: There has to be a better way to go about this. / [[morgan looking up at an idea light bulb]] / [[a belt with a magnet on it]]
/ Narrator: The Makers of Meh Comix bring you the people magnet. Having trouble being... http://morgcomic.com/comic/archive_page.php?comicID=5 |
| The M.O.R.G. - "Meh Comic 6" | [[three red necks are infront of a computer]]
/ Narrator: How PC gamers see console gamers.
/ Red Neck 1: Where are the shoulder buttons?
/ Red Neck 2: The a and b buttons aren't even together.
/ Red Neck 3: Alt fire? I don't speak no french! / [[a royal knight holding a huge shield]]
/ Narrator: How console... http://morgcomic.com/comic/archive_page.php?comicID=6 |
| The M.O.R.G. - "Meh Comic 7" | [[morgan is playing a videogame]] / [[an insect leg distracts Morgan from playing his game]]
/ Spider: Hey buddy, could you spare a buck? / [[Morgan running away from a giant spider]]
/ Hobo Spider: I will work for food!
/ Morgan: AHHH! / [[Morgan running after the hobo spider with his gamecube and shoe]]
/ Hobo... http://morgcomic.com/comic/archive_page.php?comicID=7 |
| The M.O.R.G. - "Meh Comic 8" | [[Morgan is sitting in a theater sipping a drink]]
/ Theater: AND NOW... / [[A young man and his girlfriend make their way towards morgan]]
/ Theater: ...for our feature presentation.
/ Dain: Whew, just made it. / [[Dain, the young woman, and Morgan sitting watching the movie.]]
/ Morgan: Exactly who the... http://morgcomic.com/comic/archive_page.php?comicID=8 |
| The M.O.R.G. - "Meh Comic 9" | [[Dain and Aubry are shopping]]
/ Dain: Ya know, I've been thinking.
/ Aubry: Uh oh, I'm not sure if I want to hear this.
/ Dain: Probably not, but I'm going to say it anyway. Olive oil is made from olives, right? / [[a bottle of olive oil]]
/ Aubry: yea, so?
/ Dain: Well, if olive oil is made from olives,... http://morgcomic.com/comic/archive_page.php?comicID=9 |
| The M.O.R.G. - "Meh Comic 10" | [[the fable guy pointing at a red headed maiden]]
/ Narration: Meanwhile in the land of Fable...
/ Fable Guy: Heeeey.
/ Red head: Excuse me.
/ Fable Guy: Whaddya say about you me in that hotel over there? / [[the fable guy's face has been smacked, a tooth is flying, his nose is bleeding]]
/ < http://morgcomic.com/comic/archive_page.php?comicID=10 |
| The M.O.R.G. - "Meh Comic 11" | [[Satan Butter is talking to Morgan]]
/ Satan Butter: Morgan, we've known each other for a qhile. I think it's about time you give me your soul. I am "SATAN" butter after all.
/ Morgan: What do I get out of this?
/ Satan Butter: Couple of bucks and some pearls I found at the beach one day.
/ Morgan: Hmmm,... http://morgcomic.com/comic/archive_page.php?comicID=11 |
| The M.O.R.G. - "Meh Comic 12" | [[A force commander and a space marine]]
/ Force Commander: Hey Bob! You see those orcs over there?
/ Marine: Yea? What about them?
/ Force Commander: I heard them saying stuf about mom, squirrels, the emperor, and college.
/ Marine: Those bastards!
/ Force Commander: Yea, you should go take care o that. / [[Force... http://morgcomic.com/comic/archive_page.php?comicID=12 |
| The M.O.R.G. - "Meh Comic 13" | [[blackess]]
/ Protoss: Unn..
/ Egnignot: Good Morning Space Man, your hangover must be tremendous.
/ Protoss: What happened? / [[Blackness]]
/ Egnignot: You drank huge quantities of liquor.
/ Err: You were fuckin wasted.
/ Protoss: I don't have a mouth.
/ Egnignot: You imbibed it with your psychic powers.
/ Err:... http://morgcomic.com/comic/archive_page.php?comicID=13 |
| The M.O.R.G. - The Dealer | [[An anonymous alley]]
/ TheDealer: Psst. Hey kid, check this out
/ Morgan: Do what now?
/ The Dealer: This game, you get to play with people and kill stuff over and over. It's a rich gaming experience. Take it, it's yours. Your friends are playing it, that means you should too.
/ Morgan: I'm going to have... http://morgcomic.com/comic/archive_page.php?comicID=14 |
| The M.O.R.G. - Installing the Damn Game | [[Morgan is on the phone, a CD case is in his hand.]]
/ Morgan: Hey man, I finally got M.O.R.G.
/ Laun: So you've finally joined the masses eh?
/ Morgan: Yea yea.
/ Laun: How long do you think it'll take you to get in game? We can start characters with you.
/ Morgan: Well how long does it take to install... http://morgcomic.com/comic/archive_page.php?comicID=15 |
| The M.O.R.G. - Fountain of Youth Required | [[Morgan sitting at his desk, simling. Above his head you can see the M.O.R.G. installer.]] / [[Morgan sitting at his desk, 30 years older. Above his head you can see the M.O.R.G. installer has moved less than 10 percent]] / [[Morgan sitting at his desk, he's a skeleton. Above his head you can see... http://morgcomic.com/comic/archive_page.php?comicID=16 |
| The M.O.R.G - Patching Makes Vader Scream | [[Morgan raises his arms in to the air in victory]]
/ Morgan: Yes! It's finally finished. Now I can play / [[Morgan looking closer at his computer]]
/ Morgan: What's this? Patch? I..it...it can't be. / [[patching progress bar]] / [[Morgan in a pose and background similar to the famous Vader scene of... http://morgcomic.com/comic/archive_page.php?comicID=17 |
| The M.O.R.G. - Rape Can Be Funny | [[the sign up screen for MORG asking for account information including credit card info]]
/ Morgan: A credit card? Feh. The man isn't getting any money out of me. / [[the same screen, everything is filled out except credit card info]]
/ < http://morgcomic.com/comic/archive_page.php?comicID=18 |
| The M.O.R.G. - Meh Comic 2 | [[Byron at a computer]] / [[The IM screen of the computer that he is on]]
/ Boboboy: I !@#$ my !@#$ in your !@#$
/ eziegirl: I !@#$ at the !@#$ of your !@#$ on my !@$
/ Boboboy: Now I !@#$%&***&
/ Narrator: Just because you score with girls on the internet. / [[Byron standing between two beautiful ladies]]
/ Byron:... http://morgcomic.com/comic/archive_page.php?comicID=19 |
| The M.O.R.G - Choose a Faction | [[a beautiful shirtless female angel with golden wings]]
/ Narrator : The Bastion of Light. Champions of justice and peace, these do-gooders strive endlessly to rid the world of evil and establish a safe society. / [[A red demon in hell]]
/ Narrator: The Harbingers of Doom. Evil incarnate, these wretched... http://morgcomic.com/comic/archive_page.php?comicID=20 |
| The M.O.R.G - Those darn hamsters | [[Morgan cracking his knuckles in front of the computer screen.]]
/ Morgan: Alright. I made an account, chose a faction, and now it's time to pick a race and a class. / [[Morgan is determined at his computer.]]
/ Morgan: Shouldn't be too hard, time to get thinkin'. I need to pick the perfect class. / [[A... http://morgcomic.com/comic/archive_page.php?comicID=21 |
| The M.O.R.G - Hot Coffee | [[Laun's house]]
/ < http://morgcomic.com/comic/archive_page.php?comicID=22 |
| The M.O.R.G - Omake Serenity | [[Morgan is clearing his throat, no background is behind him]]
/ Morgan: *ahem* Rarely at MORG do we deviate from our poorly written plot, but recent events demand that we do so. / [[Morgan pointing to the box office stats of serenity and flight plan]]
/ Morgan: The little movie that could, Serenity,... http://morgcomic.com/comic/archive_page.php?comicID=23 |
| The M.O.R.G - the mystery revealed | [[Morgan and Laun]]
/ Morgan: I have no idea what happened. I just started the character creation section of Morg and...
/ Laun: Boom. Your head exploded. I quite frankly can't understand why. / [[An oil painting of a ninja monkey]] / [[Laun doing a ninja pose]]
/ Laun: There are so many options. I was... http://morgcomic.com/comic/archive_page.php?comicID=24 |
| The M.O.R.G - Weapon Crotch | [[morgan and laun, laun is drinking from a flask]]
/ Morgan: I just want to play a guy with a huge phallic weapon of some sort.
/ Laun: *glug* *glug* Phmmicf?!
/ Morgan: Preferably a sword, or a mace. I do enjoy the occasional bludgeoning. / [[morgan and laun, laun is putting the cap back on his flask]]
/ Morgan:... http://morgcomic.com/comic/archive_page.php?comicID=25 |
| The M.O.R.G - Earthgirls are easy | [[Laun is sitting in the chair at the computer. Morgan is standing over his shoulder.]]
/ Laun: Ok, you're going to be human. Do you want to be male or female?
/ Morgan: What's the difference? / [[A muscle bound Fabio guy wearing nothing but a loin cloth, long blonde hair and blue eyes. A gigantic sword,... http://morgcomic.com/comic/archive_page.php?comicID=26 |
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