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| ROS#1SIG-Vol#1#1 | [Rose swings in a tire swing]
/ Rose: Once a swinger, always a swinger. http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=2613 |
| MUM#1ML-Vol#1#1 | [Archaeologist lays on top of mummy in tomb]
/ Archaeologist: You always just lay there. http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=2614 |
| ELD#1LG-Vol#1#1 | [Casserole lady offers casserole to recently widowed man]
/ Casserole lady: Sorry about your late wife. Senior singles meets Tuesdays at seven. http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=2615 |
| ROC#1RH-Vol#1#1 | [Rose lays on beach. Old surfer dude approaches]
/ Rose: Hey, Moondoggy!
/ Old Surfer Dude: Hey, Gidget! Surf's up! http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=2616 |
| ROS#2AMF-Vol#1#1 | [Rose sits on couch with sleeping man]
/ Rose: The man of my dreams has just slept through our first date. http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=2617 |
| MUM#2ZR-Vol#1#1 | [Mummy tries to enter the Zombie Room with fake ID]
/ Zombie Bouncer: No mummies allowed! http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=2618 |
| ELD#2EB-Vol#1#1 | [Old man walks toward toilet]
/ Old man: Potty, baby. Potty all night long. http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=2619 |
| ROC#2SM-Vol#1#1[ | [Old woman looks horrified as old man sprays mullet heads in her yard]
/ Old Man: Lady, you've got yourself a case of advanced mullet infestation. http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=2620 |
| ROS#3RM-Vol#1#1 | [Rose hangs from her front door knob, as Teresa tries to pull her off it.]
/ Teresa: So, Mom, I take it you're not particularly interested in touring retirement villages. http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=2621 |
| MUM#3PM-Vol#1#1 | [A mummy named Deady sits at the bar with a female mummy]
/ Deady: Deady's had the blues for a long, long time. http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=2622 |
| ELD#3RA-Vol#1#1 | [Ancient rock star plays guitar on stage and sings to fans]
/ Rock Star: Oh, Hipbreaker, you crazy Hipbreaker, keep away from me. http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=2623 |
| ROC#3BOO-Vol#1#1 | [Mustache fairy waves her wand over woman in bed]
/ Woman: Are you an angel?
/ Fairy: No, dear lady; I'm the menopausal mustache fairy! http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=2624 |
| ROS#4SAN-Vol#1#1 | [Rose holds a basket of laundry and talk to her grandson Norman in the laundry room]
/ Norman: Since Mom's divorce I feel so lost!
/ Rose: Naturally! But how will you ever find yourself in those pants? http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=2625 |
| MUM#4JH-Vol#1#1 | [Slaves fawn over mummy boss pharaoh, but one slave sticks finger down his throat in a gesture of disgust]
/ Mummy boss: Lost the attitude, Nabil! http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=2626 |
| ELD#4VS-Vol#1#1 | [Two old ladies sit in rocking chairs and smoke]
/ Old Lady: As far as I'm concerned, virtue is its own punishment. http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=2627 |
| ROC#4XYZ-Vol#1#1 | [Young dude and old guy approach each other on the sidewalk, wearing the same outfit. They speak simultaneously]
/ Young Dude and Old Guy: Nice threads. http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=2628 |
| ROS#5LS-Vol#1#1 | [Woman sits in recliner with mess all around her, pointing the romote control]
/ Narrator: Advanced reclineritis: Nest Making http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=2629 |
| MUM#7WS-Vol#1#1 | [Slaves approach boss mummy]
/ Slave: The slaves have asked for a holiday, Pharaoh. They call it "Labor Day".
/ Boss Mummy: You're scaring me. http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=2630 |
| MUM#5AL-Vol#1#1 | [Mummy gives a butt tattoo to another mummy in a tattoo parlor called Old Kingdom Tattoos]
/ Mummy Customer: I want it to say "Leather Daddy" http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=2631 |
| ELD#5BP-Vol#1#1 | [Grandma sits in rocking chair with her granddaughter sitting on her lap]
/ Granddaughter: Grandma, you gots wrinkles.
/ Grandma: Those are just my groove things. http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=2632 |
| ROC#5PA-Vol#1#1 | [Two weiner dogs wearing sombreros stand in the desert]
/ Weiner Dog: Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers. http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=2633 |
| ROS#6MN-Vol#1#1 | [Rose and her friends sit in a restaurant eating brunch]
/ Rose: Well, here we are - no sex and the city! http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=2634 |
| MUM#6CT-Vol#1#1 | [Mummies adore Anubis. All wear Valentine's Day boxer shorts]
/ Anubis: I am Anubis - god of the underwear. http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=2635 |
| ELD#6MN-Vol#1#1 | [Old Juliet stands in balcony, speaking to old Romeo]
/ Juliet: Romeo, Romeo - wherefore art thou?
/ Romeo: Umm....can you give me a hint? http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=2636 |
| ROC#6NA-Vol#1#1 | [Man asks gypsy fortune teller about his lost love]
/ Man: Does she love me?
/ Gypsy: No.
/ Man: Is she faithful?
/ Gypsy: No.
/ Man: Did she ever love me?
/ Gypsy: No.
/ Man: Is there any hope?
/ Gypsy: No.
/ Man: Will I get her back?
/ Gypsy: I'm afraid so. http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=2637 |
| ROS#7WS-Vol#1#1 | [Rose floats on inner tube in swimming pool, pointing to another woman's butt]
/ Rose: Ooh, look, it's Nessie! http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=2638 |
| ROC#7HOR-Vol#1#1 | [Ghoul squats on man lying on the ground]
/ Man: You go, ghoul! http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=2641 |
| ROS#1SIG-Vol#1#2 | [Rose stands in front of bathroom mirror on tiptoe]
/ Rose: Oh, swell. My gums are receding faster than the Amazon rainforest. http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=2642 |
| MUM#1ML-Vol#1#2 | [mummy unwraps another mummy while both sit on a bench]
/ Mummy: Come on, baby; let daddy see. http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=2643 |
| ELD#1LG-Vol#1#2 | [Man and woman sit on bench, wearing straightjackets]
/ Man: I'm not looking for heavy commitment. http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=2644 |