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ROS#1SIG-Vol#1#1 [Rose swings in a tire swing] / Rose: Once a swinger, always a swinger.
MUM#1ML-Vol#1#1 [Archaeologist lays on top of mummy in tomb] / Archaeologist: You always just lay there.
ELD#1LG-Vol#1#1 [Casserole lady offers casserole to recently widowed man] / Casserole lady: Sorry about your late wife. Senior singles meets Tuesdays at seven.
ROC#1RH-Vol#1#1 [Rose lays on beach. Old surfer dude approaches] / Rose: Hey, Moondoggy! / Old Surfer Dude: Hey, Gidget! Surf's up!
ROS#2AMF-Vol#1#1 [Rose sits on couch with sleeping man] / Rose: The man of my dreams has just slept through our first date.
 
MUM#2ZR-Vol#1#1 [Mummy tries to enter the Zombie Room with fake ID] / Zombie Bouncer: No mummies allowed!
ELD#2EB-Vol#1#1 [Old man walks toward toilet] / Old man: Potty, baby. Potty all night long.
ROC#2SM-Vol#1#1[ [Old woman looks horrified as old man sprays mullet heads in her yard] / Old Man: Lady, you've got yourself a case of advanced mullet infestation.
ROS#3RM-Vol#1#1 [Rose hangs from her front door knob, as Teresa tries to pull her off it.] / Teresa: So, Mom, I take it you're not particularly interested in touring retirement villages.
MUM#3PM-Vol#1#1 [A mummy named Deady sits at the bar with a female mummy] / Deady: Deady's had the blues for a long, long time.
 
ELD#3RA-Vol#1#1 [Ancient rock star plays guitar on stage and sings to fans] / Rock Star: Oh, Hipbreaker, you crazy Hipbreaker, keep away from me.
ROC#3BOO-Vol#1#1 [Mustache fairy waves her wand over woman in bed] / Woman: Are you an angel? / Fairy: No, dear lady; I'm the menopausal mustache fairy!
ROS#4SAN-Vol#1#1 [Rose holds a basket of laundry and talk to her grandson Norman in the laundry room] / Norman: Since Mom's divorce I feel so lost! / Rose: Naturally! But how will you ever find yourself in those pants?
MUM#4JH-Vol#1#1 [Slaves fawn over mummy boss pharaoh, but one slave sticks finger down his throat in a gesture of disgust] / Mummy boss: Lost the attitude, Nabil!
ELD#4VS-Vol#1#1 [Two old ladies sit in rocking chairs and smoke] / Old Lady: As far as I'm concerned, virtue is its own punishment.
 
ROC#4XYZ-Vol#1#1 [Young dude and old guy approach each other on the sidewalk, wearing the same outfit. They speak simultaneously] / Young Dude and Old Guy: Nice threads.
ROS#5LS-Vol#1#1 [Woman sits in recliner with mess all around her, pointing the romote control] / Narrator: Advanced reclineritis: Nest Making
MUM#7WS-Vol#1#1 [Slaves approach boss mummy] / Slave: The slaves have asked for a holiday, Pharaoh. They call it "Labor Day". / Boss Mummy: You're scaring me.
MUM#5AL-Vol#1#1 [Mummy gives a butt tattoo to another mummy in a tattoo parlor called Old Kingdom Tattoos] / Mummy Customer: I want it to say "Leather Daddy"
ELD#5BP-Vol#1#1 [Grandma sits in rocking chair with her granddaughter sitting on her lap] / Granddaughter: Grandma, you gots wrinkles. / Grandma: Those are just my groove things.
 
ROC#5PA-Vol#1#1 [Two weiner dogs wearing sombreros stand in the desert] / Weiner Dog: Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers.
ROS#6MN-Vol#1#1 [Rose and her friends sit in a restaurant eating brunch] / Rose: Well, here we are - no sex and the city!
MUM#6CT-Vol#1#1 [Mummies adore Anubis. All wear Valentine's Day boxer shorts] / Anubis: I am Anubis - god of the underwear.
ELD#6MN-Vol#1#1 [Old Juliet stands in balcony, speaking to old Romeo] / Juliet: Romeo, Romeo - wherefore art thou? / Romeo: Umm....can you give me a hint?
ROC#6NA-Vol#1#1 [Man asks gypsy fortune teller about his lost love] / Man: Does she love me? / Gypsy: No. / Man: Is she faithful? / Gypsy: No. / Man: Did she ever love me? / Gypsy: No. / Man: Is there any hope? / Gypsy: No. / Man: Will I get her back? / Gypsy: I'm afraid so.
 
ROS#7WS-Vol#1#1 [Rose floats on inner tube in swimming pool, pointing to another woman's butt] / Rose: Ooh, look, it's Nessie!
ROC#7HOR-Vol#1#1 [Ghoul squats on man lying on the ground] / Man: You go, ghoul!
ROS#1SIG-Vol#1#2 [Rose stands in front of bathroom mirror on tiptoe] / Rose: Oh, swell. My gums are receding faster than the Amazon rainforest.
MUM#1ML-Vol#1#2 [mummy unwraps another mummy while both sit on a bench] / Mummy: Come on, baby; let daddy see.
ELD#1LG-Vol#1#2 [Man and woman sit on bench, wearing straightjackets] / Man: I'm not looking for heavy commitment.
 

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