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| ROS#2AMF-Vol#1#3 | [Rose gets serenaded by Jimmy Page]
/ Jimmy: And she's ri-i-ding a Stairmaster to hea-ven. http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=2681 |
| MUM#2ZR-Vol#1#3 | [Male zombie chews a mummy's arm while female zombie scolds him]
/ Female zombie: Do you know how long that stuff stays in your colon? http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=2682 |
| ELD#2EB-Vol#1#3 | [Giant false teeth chase a man]
/ Giant False Teeth: Oh, come on! You know you want me! http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=2683 |
| ROC#2SM-Vol#1#3 | [Farmer points shotgun at mullet while his daughter looks on, shocked]
/ Farmer: No, you cain't marry Effie June! No McCoy mixe with no mullet! http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=2684 |
| ROS#3RM-Vol#1#3 | [Teresa adjusts Rose's scarf]
/ Teresa: You took care of me all those years, Mom. Now, I'm taking care of you.
/ Rose: You're dreamin', kid, but I'll humor you. http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=2685 |
| MUM#3PM-Vol#1#3 | [Male mummy drags female mummy, while third mummy sits at the bar, wearing antlers]
/ Male mummy: I see you came stag. http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=2686 |
| ELD#3RA-Vol#1#3 | [Dressed in bee costume, Sting performs on stage]
/ Old Man: Clever of Sting, getting back to his roots. http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=2687 |
| ROS#4SAN-Vol#1#3 | [Norman rides his skateboard down a handrail, while Rose cheers him on]
/ Norman: Yee-haw!
/ Rose: Yeah, baby! http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=2688 |
| ROC#3BOO-Vol#1#3 | [Two men with receding hairlines look at sculpture in art gallery]
/ Man#1: Nothing like a little culture.
/ Man#2: Yeah, we're turning into a couple of real high brows. http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=2690 |
| MUM#4JH-Vol#1#3 | [Boss mummy stands with his foot on slave's head]
/ Boss Mummy: Yes, I am a slavedriver, but what's your point? http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=2691 |
| ROS#7WS-Vol#1#3 | [Rose is dressed in witch's costume, speaking to Frankenstein.
/ Rose: Are those Doc Martins? http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=2692 |
| MUM#7WS-Vol#1#3 | [Dracula talks to a mummy at a Halloween party]
/ Dracula: Great costume, but how do you go to the bathroom?
/ Mummy: Holloweenie. http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=2693 |
| ELD#7WS-Vol#1#3 | [Old woman in witch's costume goes trick or treating with her grandchildren to her neighbor's house]
/ Neighbor: Emma, is that you?
/ Emma: My sweet tooth's been acting up, lately. http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=2694 |
| ELD#4VS-Vol#1#3 | [Two old ladies sit on a couch. One eats cookies while the other one pours tea]
/ Old Lady: Finding your G-spot is a lot like learning to make a blade of grass whistle. http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=2695 |
| ROC#4XYZ-Vol#1#3 | [Young woman with three rowdy kids talks to her mom, who's seated in a rocking chair.]
/ Young Woman: Gee, Mom, I thought you'd jump at the chance to keep the kids for the summer. http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=2696 |
| ROS#5LS-Vol#1#3 | [Rose attempts to jump into a pair of support pantyhose by hanging them on her closet doors]
/ Narrator: Support Pantyhose Technique #7: Double Doorknob Bungee Jump http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=2697 |
| MUM#5AL-Vol#1#3 | [Male and female mummies sit at a table]
/ Male Mummy: I feel older than dirt today.
/ Female Mummy: Wound too tight? http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=2698 |
| ELD#5BP-Vol#1#3 | [Nana Smith stands on her front porch, talking to a man with a sign that says, "The end is very near".
/ Nana Smith: Tease, tease, tease. http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=2699 |
| ROS#6MN-Vol#1#3 | [Rose hotwires a car, while her friend watches.]
/ Rose: Yeah, they took away my car keys, but that just makes it more interesting. http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=2700 |
| MUM#6CT-Vol#1#3 | [A court advisor speak to King Tut, while a second advisor prepares to bash Tut in the head from behind]
/ Advisor#1: Hey, Tut, lookee! Dancing girls! http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=2702 |
| ELD#6MN-Vol#1#3 | [Rose sits in a restaurant with a couple. The man puts onion rings over his eyes]
/ Wife: Ed's not senile. He's always acted ths stupid. http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=2703 |
| ROC#6NA-Vol#1#3 | [A group of people stand inside Stonehenge at sunrise. One of them speaks]
/ Woman: Yes, I'm a virgin. Why do you ask? http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=2704 |
| ROC#7HOR-Vol#1#3 | [grim reaper takes old woman by the arm]
/ Old Woman: It's just so all about you, isn't it? http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=2705 |
| ROS#1SIG-Vol#1#4 | [Rose attempts to trim her own toenails]
/ Rose: Basically, there is no good position for trimming your own toenails. http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=3080 |
| MUM#1ML-Vol#1#4 | [peeping tom mummy watches another mummy unwrap itself] http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=3081 |
| ELD#1LG-Vol#1#4 | [Two men sit on a couch]
/ Man#1: Happy, darling?
/ Man#2: No, but you're welcome to keep trying. http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=3082 |
| ROC#1RH-Vol#1#4 | [Rose does a backflip, while a male cheerleader assists]
/ Male Cheerleader: Remind me to get the name of your arthritis medicine. http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=3083 |
| ROS#2AMF-Vol#1#4 | [Rose greets Shelvis]
/ Rose: Hey, Shelvis!
/ Shelvis: Hey, pretty mama! I'm all shook up! http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=3084 |
| MUM#2ZR-Vol#1#4 | [zombie bites mummy's arm at dinner table, while a second mummy tries to help]
/ Second Mummy: You fool! Never invite a zombie to dinner!
/ First Mummy: Check, please! http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=3085 |
| ELD#2EB-Vol#1#4 | [Man runs into the room, while his wife waves a flag]
/ Man: I finally pooped! http://webcomicsnation.com/patjones/rockgardencomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=3086 |