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girly: #270	TANG! / ...... / Aaaah... / Thank you, Captain Fist! / Just doing my job! / Am I imaging things, or... / did Captain Fist actually do something heroic? http://go-girly.com/go/270
girly: #271	Rah! / Ow! / WHAP! / Phew! / BIFF SOCK HAIKEEBA!* / Geezus...look at him go. / .. / I've never spent this much time around Captain Fist before... / Maybe we just kept missing out on his heroic deeds. / Maybe we had the wrong idea about him. Maybe he IS a true hero. / Or...maybe he really is interested... http://go-girly.com/go/271
girly: #272	Celeste...I'm afraid...I won't make it... / Nooo! Don't say that! / Celeste...I know I always acted like a jerk toward you, but the truth is... / I love you! / Oh, Theodore! I thought I hated you, but all this time, I loved you too! And now that you're dying, I realize this now! / If I had only noticed... http://go-girly.com/go/272
girly: #273	Well, that movie was better than...being beaten by a rake... / and "The English Patient". That's two things this movie was better than... / I don't know...I recall "The English Patient" being worse than a rake... / ...and this movie wasn't much better than "The English Patient"... / Well, I meant a razor-tipped... http://go-girly.com/go/273
girly: #274	See you, Autumn! / Bye guys! / "True Love", huh? / ? / Hi, Missy! You're a cute one... / My friend Tim wants a date with you... / Yah! / Uhh... S-sorry... / Aww... just a little date in the alley. / Tim has trouble taking "no" for an answer... / Yaah! / Oh! / You guys are... oh my goodness! / Let's see... / Mace...... http://go-girly.com/go/274

girly: #275	I'm happy to be of service, citizen! / Buy there's more heroism to be done and bad guys to punch, so I'm off! / Uh...th-thank you? / Well... someone should book those guys... / I'm heading out... / Our job is to follow Captain Fist, Policeguy. / We can send another unit to arrest those two... / It's not... http://go-girly.com/go/275
girly: #276	So I was like "Did you eat my sandwich?"... Bit it turned out he DIDN'T, so of course he didn't know what I was talking about, but I didn't know that at the time. / CRAZY, man. / Whoa! / Whoop! / WHSSH! / ACK! / WHUMP / AUUGH! / Sorry! / / / You don't have to run, li'l dog! / I don't want to hurt... http://go-girly.com/go/276
girly: #277	He's heading into that building! / / Whaa!? / / / / WHUMP / That was neat! / Yes, but where's the dog? / Oh no! Don't tell me we LOST him! / We were so close... / Wait... I think I see something around the corner... / / MMF! http://go-girly.com/go/277
girly: #278	Is it him, Otra? / ...no? / / Mmf! / W-what? / What do you see? / / Mmf! / / Is that... / Is that Captain Fist? / I believe it IS... / HEY! / I THOUGHT I hears something! / Who ARE you two? What are you doing here?? / Err... N-nothing, really. See, we were looking for a pair of glasses... / We... http://go-girly.com/go/278
girly: #279	Danger Cat Acting Troupe / Actors for Hire / 512-999-8111 / dangercat@gmail.com / You were ACTING? / That we were. We were offered a thousand dollars each to stage an assault, then get beaten by Captain Fist... / We didn't think he'd beat us QUITE this bad, though... Oy... / Who gave you this job? / We... http://go-girly.com/go/279

girly: #280	Should we really just let them go? / They are but PAWNS, Getskilled. / ...pawns in a game we have now confirmed is indeed afoot in our fair city... / Gee, you police sore have exciting lives! / Anyway, I really should head back home, unless you have more questions to ask me? / / Actually, there IS one-- / gyoink / ow... http://go-girly.com/go/280
girly: #281	Ehehe... / I got to be a damsel in distress... / HA HA HAA! / Oh! Won't somebody help me!? / BIF! / I'LL save you! / Mysterious Internet Guy! / Are you okay, my lady? / Oh, Mysterious Internet Guy... / I am NOW... / WHAP http://go-girly.com/go/281
girly: #282	APRIL 18: THE DENTAL ADVENTURE / YOU. / Smile for me. / Uh... / okay... / Nnn / Oh, my! Such a delightful sheen! / Clearly you brush and floss daily! / You're one of the good ones! A shining example of the perfection this town hopes to achieve! Someday! / For that, you get a medal! / Aaaaa.. / Congratulations... / / / Cool!... http://go-girly.com/go/282
girly: #283	APRIL 27: THE ADVENTURE OF THE ASHTON RIVER / Hang on, Otra! There's an alligator at the bottom of the cliff, and it looks like he has a SCORE to settle! / WHAT score!? I never met any alligators! / That's why I said it LOOKS like he has one! / Oh... / SNAP / Waugh! / AAAAAA! / AAAAAAAA / / Good news,... http://go-girly.com/go/283
girly: #284	MAY 5: THE ADVENTURE IN THE FLYING HAMSTER GO CART / WHEE! / MROAR! / YIPE! / MAY 11: THE THRILLING DETECTIVE ADVENTURE / I have deduced... that the fiend who stole the sacred sandwich is none other than... / TOM THE GARDNER! Who is eating the sandwich right now! / GASP! / Curses! It was the perfect... http://go-girly.com/go/284

girly: #285	tmp tmp / Over there! / Refreshments / Hey... / Uhh... could we hide in your stand for a few minutes? / Sure. No problemo. / tmp tmp / VSSH / ♪ / Uhhh... What happened? I don't remember anything after they pulled those guns on us... / I distracted them in a way that's too complicated to describe,... http://go-girly.com/go/285
girly: #286	So... / What now? / Captain Fist has been KIDNAPPED! / What else is there to do... / ...but RESCUE him? / Haha... you really think we can? / Oh, sidekick... / Surely you've learned by now, that we can do ANYTHING... / Plus, we need retribution for being made a fool of just now! / VWEE.. / Time for a retribution-based... http://go-girly.com/go/286
girly: #287	We got him... / He's been spotted breaking up a musical gang rumble on 10th and Optimus... / We'll reach him in a couple minutes... / ...and Policeguy... / Hit on girls on your OWN time, okay? / R- right... / She sounds pretty peeved... / Well... She has a point... / You really shouldn't hit on girls right... http://go-girly.com/go/287
girly: #288	♪ Jellicle songs for jellicle cats! ♪ / ♪ Jellicle cats for jellicle hats! ♪ / ♪ Jellicle bats in jellicle jellicle spatz! ♪ / WHAPPO! / MEOW / ♪ South Side, East Side, ♪ / ♪ West Side, Up Side, Left Side, ♪ / ♪ Inside, Regicide... ♪ / ♪... http://go-girly.com/go/288
girly: #289	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... / WHAP / ... / Vwip / Shff Shff* / Tp Tp.. / (So... uh...) / (You think Hipbone is the jealous type?) / (Hmm? Oh...) / (Well, maybe, but...) / (I just know how people are... is all) / (I know you and Hipbone work together a lot...) / (Wouldn't YOU feel a LITTLE weird... http://go-girly.com/go/289

girly: #290	There's no need to SNEAK AROUND, Cute P.D. / I have SUPER-HEARING... / ... And when I say that, I mean I heard EVERYTHING... / So, you don't think I'm really Captain Fist, hm? / QUITE astute... / I AM, in fact... / ... An ANDROID designed to look like Captain Fist! / ... And none of you will LIVE to... http://go-girly.com/go/290
girly: #291	Oh, MY! / That wasn't the building, was it? / If it WAS, then... Captain Fist... / Yes... I hope we're not... too LATE! / WHROOM / / VOOM / Mmf! / Winter! I just saw him! / He's being taken away in that limo! / You saw him in a LIMO? / How? Aren't they supposed to have tinted windows? / WINTERRR... / Oh!... http://go-girly.com/go/291
girly: #292	Oh, my! / He seems to be attempting a standoff! / Ohhhh... This makes me nervous! / He got the best of us once already! / Who knows what OTHER puppy tricks he might have! / Winter... There's this thing I can try... / It's a little embarrasing, though... / WHOOSH! / Waugh! Here he comes! / Uhhh... / SIDEKICK... http://go-girly.com/go/292
girly: #293	Well, anyway... / Tp... / All's well that ends well, I say... / Indeed... / Tp tp tp Wobble / SMAK / Uhh... you know... / If I didn't know better, I'd think the dog actually NEEDED those... / wobble... wobble... / SMAK / Otraaa... These... these aren't my GLASSES! / O - OH!? / EXCUSE me... / WHY... http://go-girly.com/go/293
girly: #294	Don't worry about it, you two... 'Twas an understandable mistake... / Just remember, you'll be seeing animals in glasses a lot more often from now on... / ...thanks to my UNFATHOMABLE genius! / Right, right... / See you tomorrow, doctor... / .... / Winter... We have just enough time to get some glasses... http://go-girly.com/go/294

girly: #295	hyoooooooo / / Phew / tnk. / I can't believe we're ALIVE... / How did we get out in time? / You WOULDN'T have, without my help... / I have to go, before the others get suspicious... So I'll leave you with this advice that may seem needlessly cryptic, but will surely make sense later on... / Don't... http://go-girly.com/go/295
girly: #296	mncj mnch mnch... / ...... / Hope he didn't come out while I was making this sandwich... / It'd be just my luck if he... / -Come to think of it, he needs to eat too... / ...but he never leaves his room... / Hmmm... / tmp tmp tmp tmp TMP TMP TMP / ♪ / CHAK / Well, well, well... http://go-girly.com/go/296
girly: #297	H-Hi, Sandra / Hey, Autumn what's up? / I... just wanted you to know I'll be back late... Th... There's something I have to do... / Oh? Are you bringing a GUY here? / Uh... Err... / Really!? Wow, I was just joking! / Am I going to be kicked out of the room tonight? <3 / S-Sandra, GEEZE! / I-I'll see you in an... http://go-girly.com/go/297
girly: #298	Welcome to godofhats.com! / The #1 Source for Hats! / Today's specials / Wow! So many hats! / Where do I start!? / ♪ Bing / ! / Brownleafgrrrl says: / Hi. It's me. / ♪ Bing / Brownleafgrrl says: / I couldn't stop thinking about you tonight... / ♪ Bing / Brownleafgrrl says: / The thought of... http://go-girly.com/go/298
girly: #299	Uhhhh... / I can't believe I just typed all that... / I NEVER say things like this! / What has come over me!? / ... / He's not saying anything... / Of course he isn't... / He must think I'm a total spaz... / ...which isn't really far from the truth... / How could I ever think that... / ♪ Bing / YIPE! / / Funnybunnyfan4531... http://go-girly.com/go/299

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