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|girly: #422||Sorry, guys. The Cute P.D. will pay for your dinner...
/ ...And the table...
/ Aww... It's all right.
/ We were almost done anyway.
/ Pssh... Tables. Who needs tables? / Well, Burrows... It's back to jail for you!
/ Uh... / Are you okay?
|girly: #423||Hah! There's more where THAT came from, babe! / <
|girly: #424||I took the liberty of calling headquarters. / One of the guys will be here in twenty minutes. / Twenty minutes, huh? / Yes, twenty minutes. / Guess we'll wait, then. / Ayep. / [[Hipbone and Policyguy look at each other, thinking about sex with each other.]] / [[Hipbone starts to roll out "do not enter...|
|girly: #425||It's just as well...I have to be up early for work tomorrow... / We'll just have something to look forward to for the next time. / heh. / Um...You and Getskilled WILL be okay, right? I know I kinda left you guys high and dry... / Well, to be honest, I DID plan to get on your case about it more... / ..But...|
|girly: #426||[[In the alley, Autumn and Chuy bask in the afterglow]] / That / was / Autumn: AWESOME. / Autumn: I mean... that... I... oh my goodness... / Chupacabre: I... yeah! / Chupacabre: You know, Autumn... / Chupacabre: It still wasn't like with all the other girls... / [[Autumn smiles]] / Autumn: I want to...|
|girly: #427||I'm really your girlfriend?
/ My first one.
/ Woooowww.. / Oh!
/ Oh. / Quick, sis! Kick him in the balls!
/ Hurry! Before it's too late!! / Collette, if you're worried about Chuy's "affects", it's fine! I can totally control myself when my sidekick's around! / See? I can even do this and... / <
/ You and the cute Internet girl got together, I see... / Uh, each!
/ That's... good... / You mean..?
/ That girl nibbling your ear is your girlfriend!? / <
|girly: #429||That's right... The police were after Chuy, weren't they? / MY! It seems like so long ago. It felt like it's been two years, six months, and seven days when it's actually been two months and five days! / What the HELL are you talking about, sis? / It was YOU... / [[Policeguy stomps toward Chuy]] / With...|
|girly: #430||You. / And YOU. / And... I don't know who the rest of you people are, but you're all against me, aren't you?
/ Well, I've had ENOUGH / Don't go anywhere. / Uh...Should we do as he says?
/ No. Let's get the hell out of here. / I HAVE PLANS FOR THIS CITY!
|girly: #431||Other Girl: Wow! Congratulations, you two! / Curewendy: Thanks! / [[Other Girl punches CuteWendy's shoulder]] / Other Girl: It looks like a new phase in your relationship is about to begin! I think you two will do great! / CuteWendy: Yes Indeedy! / [[Other Girl Walks away]] / Good Luck! / Cutewendy: Hmm...Wonder...|
|girly: #432||Winter.... / Wiiiinter.... / [[Winter awakes in a void, where she is without clothes]] / Uh?? / Wh--What's going on? Why am i naked and anatomically inaccurate? / You're in a floaty, dreamy world, Winter... there is no need for clothes or private parts here. / But I'm wearing my glasses. Glasses are...|
|girly: #433||Unhh... What happened? / <
|girly: #434||Oh my goodness! This is just like that Ducktales, Rescure Rangers, and Talespin episode where the characters switch bodies! Also, Darkwing Duck, I think! Pretty much the entire Disney afternoon! / Yes, and of course I ended up in the Internet Cutey's body, how delightfully awkward... / Where's Otra?? / Doggone...|
|girly: #435||[[Winter holds Otra (In Marshmallow Cat's body) to her chest while in the background Chuy (in Policeguy's body) holds up Collette (In Autumn's body) while Autumn (in Chuy's body) looks on]] / Oh, Otra! We'll fix this... somehow! / You've been holding on to her for a while... / Oh! Sorry! / Yeah, Yeah,...|
|girly: #436||[[Girl groping Autumn/Chuy]]
/ Autumn/Chuy: Ohgawdohgawd! This is so weird in SO many ways!
/ Autumn/Collette: Chuyyyyy ...
/ [[Chuy/Policeguy looks on frightened]]
/ Winter: Ready, Cat? On three ... one ... two ... / [[Winter tries to pull Cat, in Collette's body, up]]
/ Winter: Three!
|Girly: #347||[[Close up on Otra as Marshmallow Kitty]] / It's been a long time since I've internal monologued... / There's been no need to, really. Since Winter and I got together, my crazy, mixed-up feelings have become less mixed up, and before I knew it, the need to endlessly think about things just kinda faded...|
|girly: #438||Policeguy's date is in one hour. In the meantime, a stop is made at Cutetown U. to recover Autumn's cellphone. / [Scene: outside Keensolving Dorm, Autumn (in Chuy's body) is hiding behind a tree.] / Is it all clear yet? / Nope still quite a few girls about... / You sure are taking this well, Autumn / Oh...|
|girly: #439||[[Policeguy and Chuy and waiting for Autumn outside]] / Um... I really am sorry... for... things... / Skip it, "Chuy"... / It was a long time ago. It's cool now, really. / Oh... / So the cops were really after me? / *sigh* Yeah... / We never caught you 'cause the case was headed by the most inept private...|
|girly: #440||[[Female students walk across hallway]] / [[Autumn in Chuy's body pokes his head out to check the coast is clear]] / SO FAR SO GOOD! / BUT THE *REAL* CHALLENGE LIES AHEAD.. / [[Autumn in Chuy's body hides behind a plant while looking towards a door labeled "KEENSOLVING DORM", with "NO MEN ALLOWED"...|
|girly: #442||[[Autumn, in Chuy's body, backs away from Sandra]] / You're a bit...SCRUFFIER than before... / But its YOU, isn't it? / [[Sandra grabs at Autumn]] / eep! / [[Sandra pins Autumn down with a crazed look in her eyes]] / It IS! / You're El Chupacabre! / AAAAAAAAA / Yes! Its time for Round Two! Lay your keen...|
|girly: #443||[[Meanwhilst, Winter, Otra, and the Cat head back home to check on the kittens. Also Collette.]] / I still don't see why we have to do this. If they're anything like their genius mom, they can look after themselves. / Collette, they're like two days old. / Well... yeah, okay... / Meow meow meow / I'm sorry......|
|girly: #444||[[Marshmallow Kitty in Collette's body chases a rat for nine panels]] / [[Kitty/Collette catches the rat and shows it to Otra and Collette in Autumn's body]] / My! Nice job, kitty! / <3 Meow meow meow <3 / Yes, simply smashing. Now, look around you, cat. Just look around you. / [[Everyone around stares]] / That...|
|girly: #445||We're HOME li'l ones!
/ Meow! / Meow
|girly: #446||[[Totally freaked out, Otra-MMK stands on a high bookshelf, next to a book named 'Red Zone Cuba'.]] / What do we do what do we doooo!? / [[MMK-Collette pensively watches the treed Otra-MMK, while Collette-Autumn talks to Winter-Winter... er, Winter.]] / Honestly, sis. What did you expect? / I... I don't...|
|girly: #447||[[Winter, Colette, and Kitty watch Otra suckle kittens]] / So! Uh... you're in college, huh?
/ Yes, you visited me there yesterday remember?
/ Oh... right. / Um... must be nice.
/ It's all right.
/ Sigh. / [[Kitty takes kitten away from Otra]] / [[Collette stops Kitty from breastfeeding kitten]]
|girly: #448||All right! Is everyone ready!?
/ Yes. Quite ready. / Then let's find that fortune teller!
/ Okay! You don't have to shout! / Oh Hey!
/ Your phone's all blippy, Otra! / <
|girly: #449||Well, it's been ten minutes...
/ ...time to run in and rescue her... / <
|Girly: an online internet webcomic||We'd better get going... / You did get your phone, right? / Yup! Right here! / Good. / I'm not sure what to do next, through. This situation seems hard to explain over the phone... / Yeah... / I hear that... / This whole deal isn't as nice as the cartoons make it look... / I think I need to use the toilet,...|
|girly: #451||Uhh... / What should we do, Chuy? / I... don't know. / I mean, I agreed to help him out... / ...But I don't really know anything about Policeguy, or the girl he's dating... / And... / I don't really have much experience actually talking to girls. / Aww... I think you're doing okay! / Well... I can talk to...|
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