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cutewendy: #30	THE ADVENTURES OF THE OTHER GIRL AND XEROX MAN! / What? What's wrong?? / How could I have not noticed this sooner!? I'm a Xerox, so I can't take off my clothes! / Awww... okay, so you can't take off any clothes from the top part of your body, but what about down here, where it matters? <3 / I... I don't... http://cutewendy.com/go/30
girly: #30	"Bad to the Bone" is Cutey Assbopper's best song ever! / Totally! did you know some old guy ripped it off? / You're all gonna burn! You're gonna burn for not accepting Jesus's love! / FLOOMP / Phew! / HI, GIRL.. / EEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee..... / .... / Fwmp.. / I forgot to thank her for the omelette... http://go-girly.com/go/30
cutewendy: #31	I'm back! I managed to shoot my way out of prison! / Hello! You out there, sidekick? / Hope you did okay while I was gone... / ...and I REALLY hope you didn't go and create any major plot points without me around... / Hi Wendy! Meet my new boyfriend! / Howdy. / Oh, GOD DAMMIT! http://cutewendy.com/go/31
girly: #31	Damn... / ANOTHER trail of victims... / He's stayed in Cute-town longer than he has in any other place... / ...yet he's STILL managed to stay one step ahead of me... / We've never been able to get any of his victims to cooperate with us... we have no clues at all! / How can we possibly stop such a man? / I... http://go-girly.com/go/31
cutewendy: #32	Is something the matter, Wendy DEAR? / "Is something the matter?" she asks... / So I got a boyfriend... so what? / It's the first major event this comic had, and it happened while I, the main character, was away! So you know how RUDE that is!? / Look, it's not like people can HELP it when they fall in... http://cutewendy.com/go/32
girly: #32	FUNNY BUNNIES by Cyndi Kated / Dude! I saw the worst movie yesterday! / How bad was it? / It was like a carrot! / How could it be like a carrot? We love carrots! / Carrots are orange, and the movie was BORINGE! / WONK! / AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! / These bunnies sure are funny! / YOU. / Eh.. / There's a serial... http://go-girly.com/go/32
cutewendy: #33	Look... there's no need to be a BITCH, Wendy. / There's no need to be a SLUT either. / JESUS, Wendy!! What's gotten INTO you!? / Nothing. What's gotten into YOU? / Oh, that's right. It was HIM. / .... http://cutewendy.com/go/33
girly: #33	KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! / El Chupacabre has struck! And this time we're around to hear it! / Finally, he has made his fatal mistake! / Hi! / NOT NOW, citizen! Crime is afoot! / There's the victim... but... / ...where's El Chupacabre!? / Looks like we were too late. / But... how? / How can a man possibly... http://go-girly.com/go/33
cutewendy: #34	GOODBYE, WENDY. / Come on, Xerox... / Huh? / Um... w-wait... / FORGET IT! Find a new sidekick to abuse! / GRAB / I'm sorry. / Please don't go. http://cutewendy.com/go/34
girly: #34	Sigh... / I'm hungry... / / hee hee hee / ... / I... feel better now... / / WHONG! http://go-girly.com/go/34

cutewendy: #35	It's just... while doing this comic, I've gotten to enjoy the routine we've been going through... just you and me, partaking in silly, offbeat activities. I didn't realize how much I've enjoyed this groove until I was sent to jail, when I really started to miss it. All I could think about was getting... http://cutewendy.com/go/35
girly: #35	Y-You LIAR!! / Didn't you say you wouldn't DO THAT anymore? / I said I wouldn't hit you with a giant DILDO anymore... / ...but OBSERVE! / CLIK / WHIRRRRR / This is a giant VIBRATOR! / Uh, a vibrator is a KIND of dildo... / WHIRRRRRRRR / Aaaah... / P...PLEASE don't do that... / I'm sorry... / ...but when... http://go-girly.com/go/35
cutewendy: #36	Hey... change happens, Wendy. It may not always turn out for the better, but there's no reason to be pessimistic right from the start, eh? / Yeah, you're right. Maybe I should find a boyfriend, too... / That's the spirit! / Here's to change! / To change! / WHUDD / .... http://cutewendy.com/go/36
girly: #36	thank you... / Aww... A kitty! / Winter... / Yes? / (I'm sorry for running out on you like that... / I've just... been feeling strange since I met you... / Anyway, the breakfast you made was really good, so.. / Thank you...) / Uhh.. / Wanna get lunch? / Okay! / sigh http://go-girly.com/go/36
cutewendy: #37	Why... WHY did this have to happen? / He was the only man I ever LOVED! / Yeah, that's a pisser. Wanna go shoot some pool? / Yeah, alright. / And the moral is: So long as you live in a silly cartoon universe, there's no need to fear change... 'Cause once it starts to occur, a random plot device will... http://cutewendy.com/go/37
girly: #37	BYE, KITTY! / Have fun doing what you cats do! / Well, Winter, What are we doing today? / ADVENTURE! / Adventure, huh? / It's what the life of a leader and sidekick is all about! / It's a new adventure every day! / Like our elephant adventure yesterday... / Everywhere we go, excitement could be waiting for... http://go-girly.com/go/37
cutewendy: #38	It starts. / I'm bored. Can I use your computer? / Sure. / Have fun. / 'kay. Thanks. / CLICK KLIKLIK TAP TAP CLICK / CLICKLICKTAPPATAPPATAPTAP CLICKITYCLICKITYKLIKKLIKTAPTAP CLICKATAPPCLICKLIKLIKTAPPITY TAPTAPKLIKCLICKTAPKLICKKLIK TAPTAPTAPKLIK / How do I turn it on? http://cutewendy.com/go/38
girly: #38	(I'm getting kinda tired... / We've been looking for adventure for hours now...) / (It's not really much different than the wandering I do every day... / Still... it's kinda nice having someone else to do it with...) / ARRRG! THAT'S IT! Forget what I said earlier! / You see, sidekick, looking for and... http://go-girly.com/go/38
cutewendy: #39	Feel free to correct any mistakes. / ...and that's how you use a computer... / M'kay. Just one more question... what's this? / For the last time, Wendy, that's a KEYBOARD. / Ohhh... right. Okay. Got it. / I'm going to go finish reading my book. If you need help, come get me. / Right. Thank you. / hee hee... http://cutewendy.com/go/39
girly: #39	??????? / A pretty productive pantsing frenzy, that it was! / You... are INSANE! / HONESTLY, things like this make me wonder... / if you're really nothing more than a CRAZY girl out to BUG everybody! / But... it was YOU who stole the pants from that street pastor... / Yeah, well, I couldn't help but... http://go-girly.com/go/39

cutewendy: #40	Looks like Wendy finally got off the computer. Now I can check my... / er... / What's up? / Wendy... there seems to be at least fifty instances of ICQ and AIM open on my computer... / Aw, HELL! It figures everyone would be back online now that I've stepped out to make dinner! / Were Mike, Tom, Ginger,... http://cutewendy.com/go/40
girly: #40	Well, that's enough pants for now, I think... have you had enough? / ...... / Girly... / Are you okay? / WHOP! / ZZz / Oh... / That's right... she said she didn't get any sleep last night... / / Sff.. http://go-girly.com/go/40
cutewendy: #41	L33T KOMID33! / I'm not going to place any value judgements on this li'l addiction you formed, Wendy... Still, if you're going to be using the computer that much, you really should get your own... / Ah... not to worry... I'm way ahead of you there... / I just placed an order on Outpost for an Athlon... http://cutewendy.com/go/41
girly: #41	Detective, I got a radio call that someone is out there stealing pants, and- / EEEEEEEEE! / Hold that thought, lad! / RUN! / ARRRGH! We're too late AGAIN!!! / Sigh... that was nice as always, but... / things have seemed strange lately... / I'm beginning to wonder... is what I'm doing... wrong? / What... http://go-girly.com/go/41
cutewendy: #42	Duh? / I just got my computer in the mail! I'm done with yours. / Finally! / Hope everything works as good as it did before... / It works BETTER, actually! / Wh-what's this...? A penguin...? / For instance, you no longer have to worry about WINDOWS! / Sheesh... poor gal doesn't know what's good for... http://cutewendy.com/go/42
girly: #42	It's funny... She just started following me around one day... / Yeah, and before long, we were doing everything together! / When we realized what we had, it was the best feeling ever! / We hope it happens to you someday, Winter... / So... Tha's what made ya decide t'look for a sidekick... / Oh!! Was I... http://go-girly.com/go/42
cutewendy: #43	Super! / Umm.. Wendy? / Wendy...? I no longer answer to that name... / As of today, I am... SUPERHAXX0R! / if j00 r in need of SUPERHAXX0R'z l33t skillz, chexx0r baxx0r l80r! SUPERHAXX0R iz busy playing her Nintendo emul8t0r! / I'm not even going to bother delivering the punchline... http://cutewendy.com/go/43
girly: #43	I'm playing in a box. / Other kids pass me on merry go round horses. / None of them offer me a ride... / ...but I don't care... / they're all just idiots... / I like my box... / I could stay here forever... / wha.. / Hi there! / There's room for two on my merry-go-round horse! / ...so hop on! / (This... http://go-girly.com/go/43
cutewendy: #44	So! You have a job for SUPERHAXX0r!? / Ummm...yes. / Since your computer has a printer, and mine doesn't, I was wondering if you could print something out for me... / CERTAINLY! NO job is too difficult for...SUPERHAXX0r!! / vwip / First...we SHUT DOWN ALL THE COMPUTERS IN MOSCOW!!! / *TAP TAP TAP TAP... http://cutewendy.com/go/44
girly: #44	Uh... I guess I dozed off. Sorry. / Oh, but you needed the sleep, right? / Fwap Fwap / EXCUSE ME. / I'm officer Hipbone of the CutePD. / I'm trying to track down the people responsible for a string of trouser thefts. / ...and I can't help but notice... / ...that you girls just HAPPEN to be wearing pants. / Yes?... http://go-girly.com/go/44

cutewendy: #45	L337 (pi)r8!!! / Well, we're approaching Day 7 of Wendy's computer addiction. Let's go see how things are, shall we? / CUTEWENDY'S ABODE / ARRRRRR!! / AHOY! SHIVER ME TIMBERS! I BE DOWNLOADING PHOTOSHOP ILLEGALLY, MATEY! ARRRR! / I have to admit, it's been pretty amusing around here lately... / ...AND... http://cutewendy.com/go/45
girly: #45	Surrender now! / NEVAR!! / hee hee! / hyuuuuuuuu / Mm? / / ... / Hold it... looks like we lost her... / Oh, have we? http://go-girly.com/go/45
cutewendy: #46	We here at Wendy Industries wish to make a statement about the comic that ran yesterday, which featured Wendy pirating a copy of Photoshop 6. / HUGH MANHANDLE, Paranoid Spokesman / We would like to make it clear that that was a work of FICTION. No real person involved with this comic has pirated a copy... http://cutewendy.com/go/46
girly: #46	AH, the police force! / The way they were able to close in on those awful trouser thieves and recover the stolen goods so quickly... / It's an inspiration to us all! / .... / I should do my part too... / Fwap! / ...by turning in this pair of pants I came across! / How did you put those on, anyway? / YOU... http://go-girly.com/go/46
cutewendy: #47	Ladies and gentlemen, due to our need for advertising dollars, it has become necessary to engage in ass-kissing. / HUGH MANHANDLE, Paranoid Spokesman / Thus, we take back everything we said about Adobe. They provided us with a copy of Photoshop 6 to produce today's comic, and we must say, it runs perfectly! / Error / Out... http://cutewendy.com/go/47
girly: #47	(she's sad again...) / (She was doing so good too... I hope... she doesn't feel bad about smacking me just then. She has no reason to...) / (I still haven't had enough sleep... I'm exhausted... I feel like I'm gonna pass out again...) / Tp Tp / ...... / ("Maybe you could try cheering people up in... http://go-girly.com/go/47
cutewendy: #48	Josh... yesterday's comic was just LAME. Having the comic end with a "technical error" has been done a MILLION times by other cartoonists... / True, Paula, but there's still one big difference between their comic and mine... / Whereas THEIR comic was drawn by a human, MINE was drawn by a pack of trained... http://cutewendy.com/go/48
girly: #48	(Oh, my... / I did something stupid again, didn't I?) / (Now she won't talk to me...) / (I do like Winter. / I'm not sure why, but I like her, and it's been a long time since I've like ANYBODY... / THAT's why I feel confused... / There's nothing more to it than that... / Dreams ARE just dreams... / Yes,... http://go-girly.com/go/48
cutewendy: #49	Ladies and gentlemen! Let's watch as Josh the Wacky Cartoonist obsesses over his popularity! / Sinfest and Megatokyo are very popular comics... ...but there was a time when Wendy got the same amount of hits they did... / Nonetheless, they both shot ahead of me at one point... and in both cases it happened... http://cutewendy.com/go/49
girly: #49	: / Well, G'NIGHT! / Are you SURE you want to sleep outside again? / Ehehe... / I like your yard, Girly. / Well, if you say s- / Plip! / Ah! / Oh dear! / Shhaaaaaaaa... / It's starting to RAIN! http://go-girly.com/go/49

cutewendy: #50	Yo yo yo! / / Do you wish to do sexx0r with the Pimp Penguin? / Well, I didn't score, but there IS a warrant out for my arrest... / Good job, Josh... http://cutewendy.com/go/50
girly: #50	A-are you REALLY sure it's okay? / I TOLD you, it's no big deal... / I have a couch right here that you can... / Chomp Chomp Chomp / Gulllllp... / Tromp Tromp.. / Hey, Girly... / An elephant ate your couch... http://go-girly.com/go/50
cutewendy: #51	Okay, okay... so Slashdot is out of my reach... / Yup. / So I'll just go for the next big thing! You know how after Exploitation Now featured its main character naked in a strip, its readership shot up AND it got a permanent link on EVERY page of Megatokyo? / Err... but Josh, something like that could... http://cutewendy.com/go/51
girly: #51	It's raining outside... / The couch is gone... so... / BAM! / A-are you sure, Girly? REALLY sure? / What's the big deal? / It's a twin bed... two people can share it... / There's nothing wrong with people sharing a bed, right? / I... guess so... / I doubt you want to sleep in that dress... / O-Oh? / I've... http://go-girly.com/go/51
cutewendy: #52	Okay... I see ow that these schemes to get more readers have been rather shameless... / They've been really shameless... / Plus by now I'm sure the readers are tired of seeing me. Let's end this autobiographical deviation and go return the comic to its normal state. / Yes. Let's. / / Err...Josh... / Now... http://cutewendy.com/go/52
girly: #52	Good night, Winter... / Good night, Girly! / (Click.) / ..... / Shff / Um... Girly... / I'm not sure why, but I've been thinking... / There are all these TV series, comics, and anime, which star two characters who clearly have a thing for each other... / ...It's like that from the start, too! / And yet... http://go-girly.com/go/52
cutewendy: #53	SPECIAL REPORT / This just in! / The Y.N. Embassy Supercomputer has just been hacked! / Earlier today,the Vice-Chairman got an anonymous email with the file "openme.scr" attached. When he tried to open the file, the computer went blank and printed the message "HELLO WORLD!" endlessly. The Y.N. had no... http://cutewendy.com/go/53
girly: #53	Ah, such a vast city... / So full of BEAUTIFUL ladies... All of whom require lots of love... / Love that only I can provide... / OH, WHAT A BURDEN I BEAR! / DETECTIVE CLAMPJAW, there you are... / There's been trouble at HQ... / Our female officers keep quitting without explaining why... / I think that...... http://go-girly.com/go/53
cutewendy: #54	So Wendy, you're the one who hacked into the Y.N. supercomputer. / Yup! Sure was! / You are aware of the affect this will have on society, aren't you? / Yup... It'll collapse, and we'll all be thrown into total chaos! / Cool, huh? / HIYAH! / POW http://cutewendy.com/go/54
girly: #54	Good morning, Cute-town... I'm June O'Frank, and it's time again for the morning news... / Let me start by... apologizing for my, uh, OUTBURST yesterday morning... / ...And with that, an advisory from the CutePD to all the sexy females in Cute-town... BEWARE EL CHUPACABRE! / The power of this philanderer... http://go-girly.com/go/54

cutewendy: #55	OWWWWW! What'd you do THAT for? / Wendy, I hate to do this, because you were my friend, but you have become evil, and cannot be my friend because you are evil! / Therefore, we must fight! / Oh? So you wish to fight? Then we will fight, if that is what you wish! / But, do you really think you stand... http://cutewendy.com/go/55
girly: #55	Yawn / ? / Shff / Hmm.. / Fell asleep in my clothes... / Fwpp / Chk. / Reee... / / Ummm.. Good morning! / ...... / Chak http://go-girly.com/go/55
cutewendy: #56	YEAAARGH / SMAK SMAK SMAK SMAK SMAK / BWOP / A WINNER IS YOU http://cutewendy.com/go/56
girly: #56	Geeze... / I can't BELIEVE I forgot Winter stayed here... / Ssssss... / And now, I saw her... / and she saw my... / .... / Shhk Shhk / ...... / She looks just like she did in my dreams... / ! / Konk Konk Konk Konk http://go-girly.com/go/56
cutewendy: #57	Huh? http://cutewendy.com/go/57
girly: #57	Oh, Girly? / I can't seem to find my dress! / Oh yeah... I threw it in the wash last night... how long have you been wearing that, anyway? / Oh my! What's this? / Oh... Well, I just thought I'd make us breakfast... / You know... since you were nice enough to make it yesterday... / ...but I'm not as good... / My... http://go-girly.com/go/57
cutewendy: #58	HA HA HAAA! / You think you've defeated me!? Well, I'm afraid that's not possible! If you defeat one of my hosts, I'll just find another! / I can't die! SUPAHAXX0R can't be stopped! NYAHAHAHAHA! / HA HA HA HA* AAAAGH! / munch munch munch / Yum! http://cutewendy.com/go/58
girly: #58	So you really don't make breakfast often? I honestly can't tell! / Thanks. But my omlettes aren't nearly as good as yours, Winter... / Well... / I guess my omlettes ARE the best! Ha ha... / O... Oh my! That sounded very arrogant, didn't it? / (What's with her? It's as if that... incident never happened...) / (Does... http://go-girly.com/go/58
cutewendy: #59	Wh-what happened? / I just purged the demon Supahaxx0r from your body... / Apparently, he was the one responsible for your megalomaniacal attempts to destroy civilization... / Nope, that was me. / ...'Scuse me? / Hacking and creating chaos were my ideas. I think the demon was just making me talk in L33T-speak... / Anyway...... http://cutewendy.com/go/59
girly: #59	Pff Pff / ...... / I know what you're thinking... / "How did THAT become a popular and respected detective among law enforcers?" / Well, I'M the answer. / I'm NICKEL, inspector Clampjaw's niece. For the past ten years, I've secretely tagged along on every one of my uncle's capers, solving every crime... http://go-girly.com/go/59

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