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cutewendy: #150	Ah... Nothin' like a dozen Mondo Mervs to power up my punches to the EXTREEEME! / Wendio-kun! / What's up, Wendio-kun? Roxy has news for you... / Don't I now you from somewhere? / Oh, I may have entered your life from time to time for no apparent reason, but THIS time I'm the mystery villain's girl! / You... http://cutewendy.com/go/150
girly: #150	sigh... Well, this trip was a bust... / This sucks... / I really wanted to meet her... / Give it up, crooks! / No! stop chasing us! / Don't make me shoot! / WHSSSSSSSSH! / if you do, you'll find out these guns aren't loaded, and that would suck for us! / Okay, Maurice. Stop talking now. / Ooo... a... http://go-girly.com/go/150
cutewendy: #151	"Power up or you'll be in terrible danger," she said. The question is, WHERE? / Try there. / (God of Nintendo) / The CD CELLAR - New/used CDs / (El Oso) / (Britney Spears! She has a great ass, so buy her albnum now!) / Makes sense to ME! http://cutewendy.com/go/151
girly: #151	Well, well... / I don't believe it... / Uh... / ma'am? / Hello? / ?? / What kind of shift does this cop have!? / Why? Why did we run into this dead end!? / Uh... good question... / Stay back! I don't want to shoot you! / You just said it's not loaded... / It is actually. I told my partner-in-crime that it... http://go-girly.com/go/151
cutewendy: #152	Well, I got me a few steaks, a board game, a teddy bear, a bunch of strange and mysterious drugs, seven pounds of candy, a Garfield book, and the "Initial D" soundtrack... / (Flatirons Mall - we sell things.) / Now to use all these items... / Punch - 10up / Kick - 43up / Strength - 99up / Defense - 25uo / Throw... http://cutewendy.com/go/152
girly: #152	Thank you for getting our money back, officer! Pity the robbers got away... / Well... they'll be caught soon enough. / This is JUNE O'FRANK for the morning news! / I'm on the scene where a bank robbery was foiled by one of our BRAVE police officers! / Officer Policeguy... you just risked your life to... http://go-girly.com/go/152
cutewendy: #153	I was very uptight and this sauna is so relaxing! / Say... you ever notice how funny naked chubby little pixely sprite guys are, yet naked cute, attractive cartoon girls aren't really funny at all? / It's funny when you think about it, but it's true! There must be a billion different kinds of nudity...... http://cutewendy.com/go/153
girly: #153	America's favorite superhero... / CAPTAIN FIST! / Captain Fist, there's a cat stuck in that tree! / Say no more, sonny. I'm on it! / Shff shff shff / / ............. / Shff shff / Captain Fist? / Where's the cat? / It stared deeply into my SOUL... / ...and then it ATE it. / / M-mom? http://go-girly.com/go/153
cutewendy: #154	And so, Wendy returned to the streets, plowing her way through gangs to reach her betrothed... / The Jock's turf! / We're gonna kick your ass, then we're gonna go play basketball! / Yeah! / Basketball RULES! / SOCK / Wham! / The Xeroxes' turf! / GRRR... / GRRRRR... / GRRRRRR... / SHOOF / Is this fun... http://cutewendy.com/go/154
girly: #154	Okay...maybe it didn't eat my soul... / But it was a scary cat...they have to give me that.. / CAPTAIN FIST! / Our Apartment is on fire! HELP US! / ZOUNDS! / HELP ME! / Uhhh... / vp vp / Uhhh... / / Hmmm... / / If I drink all this water in this tank... / grink / I can put out the fire by peeing... http://go-girly.com/go/154

cutewendy: #155	Bayside High / The INTERNATONALS' TURF! / Sacre Bleu! / Crikey! / BIFF WHACK K-TING! / Achtung! / Blimey! / Oogah Kahuna Hoona / Oh come ON! That is just AWFUL! / Josh Lesnick wishes to apologize to the whole world for that comic. It has been truncated and the remainder of the space will be used for... http://cutewendy.com/go/155
girly: #155	All right, cat... / Here's twenty bucks. / Go do something fun. / So, what shall we do first? / I think we should shoot someone into space! / I think it's a little early for that... / Are you sure? / Girlyyyy / tp tp tp http://go-girly.com/go/155
cutewendy: #156	You did well to make it this far, punk... / But it ends here! We are the Chipmunk Twins Gnarly and Charlie! / Umm... Is it just me, or is Charlie a-- / If you wish to get inside Bayside High, you'll have to make it past US... / ...AND our pet dog! / GRRR / ...AND our pet goldfish! / GRR / AND the New... http://cutewendy.com/go/156
girly: #156	HEEEEEY, GIRLY! / Oh... Steak. It's you. / Haven't seen you in a while... / Yeah! I was looking around for ya all day yesterday! / ...But you were nowhere to be found! / That's because we were busy at home... Doing psst psst psst... / W-WINTER... / Don't tell him that! Geeze! / Awww... I'm sure he doesn't... http://go-girly.com/go/156
cutewendy: #157	CutwLesnick III / Good GOD. / Josh. You have GOT to do something about Floyd. / Floyd... Who's Floyd? / FLOYD... Your LIBIDO. / Oh... THAT Floyd... / MUST... HAVE... 'TANG!! http://cutewendy.com/go/157
Hobbies	...And finally, me and Wilt Chamberlain! / THE END! / So, Girly... how about- / Hello! / Yeah, ever since college, and he didn't always just talk about his wang all the time. But his methods of impressing me have always been just as annoying and shallow and one-dimensional... / At first, I'd try to... http://go-girly.com/go/157
cutewendy: #158	ME NEED SNOO SNOO!! / All right Zoe... If Floyd's bothering ya that much, I'll take care o'him... / Happy Room / CHUP / fap fap fap fap fap fap / Aaaaaaahn / He still there? / Nah... He's gone... / EXCELENT! / SEVEN SECONDS LATER / SNOO SNOO / JOSH! http://cutewendy.com/go/158
girly: #158	You bastard! I'll shoot you! / Not if I shoot you first! With my GUN! / Shoot him! / The enemy has stolen our guns! / We shall get them back by shooting them with our NEW guns! / Yes, SIR! / SHOOT THEM, girls! Show them what our guns are made of! / *BKAM TATTATBRATT BLAM THAM THAM BKOM KOOM KOOM BLAMMO... http://go-girly.com/go/158
cutewendy: #159	Let's face it, Zoe... There's nothing we can do about Floyd. Let's just let this whole thing run its course... / And how long will THAT take? / Oh probably about thirty years or so... / JOSH... Surely it's occured to you that SOME female attention may help you with this? / Oh, believe me, Zoe, that's... http://cutewendy.com/go/159
girly: #159	Why in god's name haven't you guys left yet!? / Fire Chief / WHSSH / I'm sorry, sir! we're still having trouble with the fire engine! / Bweee / What have I told you about letting elephants in here?? / Hyuuuuuuu / I can't take this anymore! / I'd rather plummet to my death than burn to death! / WHSSSSH / Goodbye,... http://go-girly.com/go/159

cutewendy: #160	Hmm... Guess the fiancee is being held behind one of these rooms... / Guess I'll try this one... / clik / A TASTY FEMALE! / VSSH / Nah, that ain't it. / SLAM / AAAAAAAAAA http://cutewendy.com/go/160
girly: #160	Speed Limit 55 / WHOOSH! / To hell with thee speed limit sign! / Limits? We have no limits, for we are the kings of illegal street racing... 'Team Fast'! / Ah, well... It's all in a day's work for the CuteP.D. / We don't do it for a reward... / We do it... / Because it's our job. / Wooo Hoooo!! / tham... http://go-girly.com/go/160
cutewendy: #161	tup tup tup tup tup tup tup / SHOOP / I am Eskimo. There's nothing here. / tup tup tup tup tup tup tup / SHOOP / If you're looking for Arima, he's with the debate club. / Who's Arima? / tup tup tup tup tup tup tup / SHOOP / You're not Josh! / GUHH! / BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM http://cutewendy.com/go/161
girly: #161	Are these movies not the best? / Any story about people killing each other nonstop is okay with me. / Hmm? / Hey... A black cat. / I don't remember seeing him around this town before... / My... You're really developing a liking for cute fuzzy things, aren't you? / Shut up. It's your fault, you know. / vwip / ........ / Is... http://go-girly.com/go/161
cutewendy: #162	Rrrgh... Where IS she? / Say... I haven't checked the roof... / CLICK / / ... / This may be it... http://cutewendy.com/go/162
girly: #162	Well... / He's still kinda cute... / Hello there, cat. / Enjoying the town? / MEOW http://go-girly.com/go/162
cutewendy: #163	There she is! / Hey. / Burger King / Hey, hon. Let's get outta here. Things are gettin' weird... / Oh, I don't think you'll be going anywhere... / WENDIO-KUN! http://cutewendy.com/go/163
girly: #163	Uh... anyway... it's about time for our salon appointment! / Y-yes! / tk tk tk tk / He's following us, isn't he? / Uh-huh... / MEOW http://go-girly.com/go/163
cutewendy: #164	I was looking forward to this, Wendio-kun! / Finally, you can pay for all the pain you've caused me... / Yes, Wendio-kun, it's ME... / DOUG! / / I have NO idea who you are... / And if that's not surprising enough, I am actually not Doug at all! / I'm REALLY... / A REALLY HANDSOME MAN! http://cutewendy.com/go/164
girly: #164	The internal combustion engine was invented by Nikolaus Otto! / ..... / Huh... / Why would Girly walk away and leave this here...? / She's trying to tell me something... / I'm still not big enough. / sigh... / Very well! No matter what it takes... / I will work hard to win your love, Girly! / Hey... a... http://go-girly.com/go/164

cutewendy: #165	You see, Wendio-kun, there's more to your fiancee than you think... / She's the key to bring about the revolution of the world! / ...a magical world of flowers and ambiguous sexualities! / nyub nyub / so if you want her back, you'll have to win her in a DUEL... / A downhill racing duel! Get in your... http://cutewendy.com/go/165
girly: #165	C'mon, gimme your purse, you hag! / BITE me, sonny! / WHANG / All right... that's enough. / Thank you, officer! / Bwar har! / eeek! / Yargle! / don't look! / waa.. / zuh!? / Off you go! / wheeeeee... / LOONEY WAGON / Wow... / You're under arrest! / Waugh! http://go-girly.com/go/165
cutewendy: #166	Okay... But I don't know if I enjoy racing or not... / Do it Wendy! You must! I have faith in you! I have goosebumps! Oooooh! / And so... They raced... / VRMMM / And as they raced... / Wendy couldn't help but reflect... / ...on how lazy the artist was for not drawing the cars himself... / I mean REALLY...... http://cutewendy.com/go/166
girly: #166	You've been busy, Policeguy... / Mmm... / Are you okay, Policeguy? They're starting to get a little concerned down at headquarters. They think a lot of your productivity lately has been influenced by frustration... / ...and if that's the case, you really should take a break, and work things out. ... http://go-girly.com/go/166
cutewendy: #167	And so, the drivers continued to race through the night... / VYUUUU / SCREEE / I'll get you, Wendy-pin! / I'll get you! / Fat chance, Handsome-gata! / Shouldn't you be paying attention to the road? / pop pop / Why? / Oh http://cutewendy.com/go/167
girly: #167	My goodness... / This guy has the worst luck... / VROOOM / ERRK.. / Ma'am, why are you hiding in the bushes? / Uhh... / That seems like rather... suspicious behaviour if you ask me. / Uhhh... / It's because... uh... I am... / ...An UNDERCOVER GAME SHOW PRODUCER! / I'm secretly touring cities all over... http://go-girly.com/go/167
cutewendy: #168	It's a good thing we miraculously survived that crash! / I concur... / You can't escape from me that easily... WENDY! / LEAP! / SPLAT. / Yes... It's time to settle this... / Settle WHAT? / wobble wobble http://cutewendy.com/go/168
girly: #168	Hey, Otra, look! / GESTURE! / What the... / I wonder how long that building has been on fire... / We should do something! / Uh... What can WE do? / We're not superheroes, you know... Like that guy. / ♪ I am a fist. I am full of justice. Look out, evildoers... I will punch you with my justice!... http://go-girly.com/go/168
cutewendy: #169	PREVIOUSLY... ON CUTEWENDY! / It's time to settle this, Wendy! / Settle WHAT? / THIS! / WHAT? / THIS! / WHAT? / THIS! / WHAT? / THIS! / WHAT? / THIS! / WHAT? / THIS! / WHAT? / THIS! / WHAT? / THIS! / WHAT? / THIS! / WHAT? / THIS! / WHAT? / TO BE CONTINUED! / This extra space has been filled with a... http://cutewendy.com/go/169
girly: #169	Cute-town Fire Department / ...... / urrrp / <3 / You... / Damn you, elephant! / Give us back our fire truck! / BWARRR! / eep? / BOOF / waugh! / Whoa... that is one badass elephant! / What will become of us now!? / How did he hit him in the air when we're in the garage? / Don't worry, guys! / We are... http://go-girly.com/go/169

cutewendy: #170	THIS! / WHAT? / THIS! / Just what the fuckity-fuck do you WANT with me, Handsome Man!?! / What do I want? / Well, I just want... / / ARRRRG! / NOW what? http://cutewendy.com/go/170
girly: #170	Oh, My! He ate your fire engine? What a naughty thing... / Well we were right to come here. / ...Because I am an expert in elephantology. / No you're not. / Just leave it to me... / Mister Elephant... / There are people out there... in need of help. / ...And only these men can help them... / Deep down,... http://go-girly.com/go/170
cutewendy: #171	HA HA HA! REMEMBER ME, WENDY?? / SUPAHAX0R!! / GASP! / But you're DEAD! Totally dead to the MAX! / HA HA! You may have thought so, but I live on! / ...through this ARM! / Gee... that sure makes sense... / IT SURE DOES! http://cutewendy.com/go/171
girly: #171	Ha, ha, ha. That didn't work out too well, did it? / Winter... I know it isn't your style, but you should think things through every once in a while... / Hey! That rhymed! / Pardon me for asking, ma'am... / but by any chance, did you see our fire engine while you were in there? / Oh yes... The fire engine. / No,... http://go-girly.com/go/171
cutewendy: #172	So, you're living on through the arm, are you? / YES! As previously stated, it is this arm of which I am living through! / Okay then... / BRAPP / Grr! You may have won this round, Wendy, but I will win the next round and you will lose! / VSSH / I'll get you next time, Wendy! / NEXT TIIIIIIIIIIME!... http://cutewendy.com/go/172
girly: #172	Officer Hipbone is right, actually... / I just feel like concentration completely on my job now, which probably isn't the best thing to do... / I still have some vacation time to use. I should just go somewhere to relax. / Yeah, that's sounding pretty good... / sip sip / Ahh... / ..... / Oh,... http://go-girly.com/go/172
cutewendy: #173	SUPAHAX0r's DEAD! / Or... IS he!? / Thanks for helping me escape his evil, Wendy! / Too bad about my arm, though... / Don't worry! I'll make you a new one! / THUS! / Wow! This is the coolest arm EVER! / You girls have been so helpful... / It makes me forget about that score I wanted to settle... / Which is... http://cutewendy.com/go/173
girly: #173	Give it up, you two! / TMP TMP TMP TMP TMP / I won't let any perp escape me twice in one day! / Hmph... We'll see about that... / We need yer car! Get out! / Wauugh! / WVIP / SCREEEEEEE / No! Damn it all! / VROOOM.. / CuteP.D.! Please stop! / Look, I have no time... the perps are getting away and... / Oh,... http://go-girly.com/go/173
cutewendy: #174	Ya know, now that you mention it... things STILL don't seem right... / Yeah... Things keep hopping in different directions... / ...Is it just me, or does this seem... FAMILIAR? / Yes... I'm positive something like this has happened before... / Uh oh... Looks like they're on to us... / Seems so... / So... http://cutewendy.com/go/174
girly: #174	Are there any other cars around?? / Well, well... shoe's on the other foot NOW, eh, Officer? / Any at all!? / Well, maybe we can help you out... / If you'll consider, perhaps... / Letting us tear up that ticket you gave us earlie- / Fine! I promise! Just go! GO! / All right, then... / tnk tnk / Now... http://go-girly.com/go/174

cutewendy: #175	Boy... What a hectic day... / That it was... / ...And there is no better way to conclude such a day then with a nice session of hot lesbian sex, that I most certinl-- / Wait... You may want to read this article first. / What? What!? This better be important! / SHFF / Cute Wendy and sidekick to wed... http://cutewendy.com/go/175
girly: #175	This sucks. I wanted to be in a police chase... / Thanks anyway, guys. And don't worry about the ticket. / You guys okay in there? / tnk tnk / .... / It was an elephant. / An elephant did this. / An elephant? / BWEEEE / TMPTMPTMPTMPTMPTMPTMP / TMPTMPTMPTMPTMP / BWAAA / TMPTMPTMPTMP http://go-girly.com/go/175
cutewendy: #176	Jiggle Jiggle / Telegram! / You are cordially invited to witness... / the marraige of Cute Wendy and her sidekick / ...To take place at the Cute Atheist Cathedral in about twenty-eight minutes and six seconds... / bring a gift, a desire to party, and your geschlecht hosen! / Sincerely, C.W. + O.G. http://cutewendy.com/go/176
girly: #176	Hyuuuuuuuuuuu / It is just as you said, Brother! / Yes! There they are... / The PRESS! / Finally, we will find this girl! / ...And for mysterious reasons, the Fire Department has been unable to get here... / The fire has been burning for eight hours now... Authorities say that after a few more hours,... http://go-girly.com/go/176
cutewendy: #177	That's kinda weird... I've never met these girls in person before... / There's gotta be some reason they want me to come... / I think they're inviting everyone who appeared in this comic. No matter how infrequently... / Oh... That makes sense. Too bad I haven't appeared much. Don't you think I'm an interesting... http://cutewendy.com/go/177
girly: #177	meow mew, meowmeow meooow... / meow mew, meowmeow meooow... / *(to the tune of "We're in the Money") / VROOM / Bling Bling / Yes, you can live here.... / ..... http://go-girly.com/go/177
cutewendy: #178	Whassat? / Some invitation to the wedding of that girl we captured... / What's a "wedding"? / Probably something really annoying. So I'm not going... / But you could learn a lot about Earth behavior! / As your superior officer, I order you to go! / No. / Okay. / / How did she send the telegram up here? / Beats... http://cutewendy.com/go/178
girly: #178	??????? / Shup / Gyoin / / / / Tnk squeek squeek / ? / FOOSH / Bloosh... / / Tp... http://go-girly.com/go/178
cutewendy: #179	Liu Bei... I'm wondering if we could break from our war... / Our great leader has received an invitation to the Cutewendy wedding.... / Really? Ours has as well... / To think those girls would disregard our differences and invite us both... What have we been doing, Liu? / I am so ashamed! So ashamed! / Let's... http://cutewendy.com/go/179
girly: #179	Jesus, Policeguy... did you even consider thinking about what I said for a MINUTE? / Uh... these were guys I was after earlier today. Honest. / Oh yeah. I saw you on the news... / Apparently, I got the help of an elephant for this one. / Huh... and they're usually a total nuisance. / I think I saw some... http://go-girly.com/go/179

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