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cutewendy: #150 Ah... Nothin' like a dozen Mondo Mervs to power up my punches to the EXTREEEME! / Wendio-kun! / What's up, Wendio-kun? Roxy has news for you... / Don't I now you from somewhere? / Oh, I may have entered your life from time to time for no apparent reason, but THIS time I'm the mystery villain's girl! / You are? So you know who he is? / No. He never told me his name, and he always wears a paper bag over his head when we make love... / Ah. / Anyway, it's about your fiancee. She was kidnapped by the Penguin Twins Gnarly and Charlie and taken to Bayside High. / They're both clowns, but they carry twenty-five dollars... EACH. And you'll have to make it by gangs that carry upwards of two dollars to get to them... / So, Wendio-kun... Power-up of you'll be in terrible danger.
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girly: #150 *sigh*... Well, this trip was a bust... / This sucks... / I really wanted to meet her... / Give it up, crooks! / No! stop chasing us! / Don't make me shoot! / WHSSSSSSSSH! / if you do, you'll find out these guns aren't loaded, and that would suck for us! / Okay, Maurice. Stop talking now. / Ooo... a robbery... / Neat. / !
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cutewendy: #151 "Power up or you'll be in terrible danger," she said. The question is, WHERE? / Try there. / (God of Nintendo) / The CD CELLAR - New/used CDs / (El Oso) / (Britney Spears! She has a great ass, so buy her albnum now!) / Makes sense to ME!
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girly: #151 Well, well... / I don't believe it... / Uh... / ma'am? / Hello? / ?? / What kind of shift does this cop have!? / Why? Why did we run into this dead end!? / Uh... good question... / Stay back! I don't want to shoot you! / You just said it's not loaded... / It is actually. I told my partner-in-crime that it wasn't so he wouldn't wuss out. / Y-yeah... so you'd better- / This thing is loaded!? / eeeeek!! / vwip vwip / Maurice... why ARE you my partner-in-crime? I'm beginning to forget. / CATCH.
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cutewendy: #152 Well, I got me a few steaks, a board game, a teddy bear, a bunch of strange and mysterious drugs, seven pounds of candy, a Garfield book, and the "Initial D" soundtrack... / (Flatirons Mall - we sell things.) / Now to use all these items... / Punch - 10up / Kick - 43up / Strength - 99up / Defense - 25uo / Throw Power - 66up / Puppy Power - 78up / Bandanna - 69up / Taco Bell - 6754up / Max Power is maxed out / Max Payne is a neat game / You crack me up, Max! / Say! I DO feel stronger! / ...but it'd be nice to have something to test my new abilities on... / Hi, I'm Usher! Ya know, you remind me of a girl that I once knew... / SCENE DELETED due to immense levels of violence, mostly involving the groin / AHHH... YES! I'm ready! / ...though I should probably stop by the public bath on my way out... / Oh my GOD! She just killed a man! Unless it was Usher, she's a very awful person! / Actually, it WAS. / Oh.
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girly: #152 Thank you for getting our money back, officer! Pity the robbers got away... / Well... they'll be caught soon enough. / This is JUNE O'FRANK for the morning news! / I'm on the scene where a bank robbery was foiled by one of our BRAVE police officers! / Officer Policeguy... you just risked your life to help these citizens out. Do you have anything to say? / Uh... want to go out sometime? / / Oh my... / I'm sorry, but... / I'm saving my love... / For CAPTAIN FIST! / .... / Uh.. June... We're live, you know... / ...Guess I could stick around this town a BIT longer... / CHAPTER VI
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cutewendy: #153 I was very uptight and this sauna is so relaxing! / Say... you ever notice how funny naked chubby little pixely sprite guys are, yet naked cute, attractive cartoon girls aren't really funny at all? / It's funny when you think about it, but it's true! There must be a billion different kinds of nudity... Good, bad, goofy, sexy, artsy, arousing, disturbing... / I think my favorite type of nudity is any kind involving dumb blonde surfer guys... / Why are you in the MEN'S sauna?
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girly: #153 America's favorite superhero... / CAPTAIN FIST! / Captain Fist, there's a cat stuck in that tree! / Say no more, sonny. I'm on it! / *Shff shff shff* / / ............. / *Shff shff* / Captain Fist? / Where's the cat? / It stared deeply into my SOUL... / ...and then it ATE it. / / M-mom?
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cutewendy: #154 And so, Wendy returned to the streets, plowing her way through gangs to reach her betrothed... / The Jock's turf! / We're gonna kick your ass, then we're gonna go play basketball! / Yeah! / Basketball RULES! / *SOCK* / Wham! / The Xeroxes' turf! / GRRR... / GRRRRR... / GRRRRRR... / *SHOOF* / Is this fun yet? / The proctologists' turf! / Hi, missy! / Need a rectal exam? / The first photocoagulation is free! / *SMASH* / Ouch, what do you do!?
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girly: #154 Okay...maybe it didn't eat my soul... / But it was a scary cat...they have to give me that.. / CAPTAIN FIST! / Our Apartment is on fire! HELP US! / ZOUNDS! / HELP ME! / Uhhh... / *vp vp* / Uhhh... / / Hmmm... / / If I drink all this water in this tank... / *grink* / I can put out the fire by peeing on it! / Uh..Captain Fist... / Why not just use the water in the tank to put out the fire? / That's...that's...BRILLIANT! / I could use a thinker like you! / Do you want to become my sidekick? / Gee, that'd be swell! / Come with me, son! I have a lot to teach you! / To the FISTCAVE! / Awesome! / *WHOOSH!* / Hey! Come back here with my son! / Uh...hello?
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cutewendy: #155 Bayside High / The INTERNATONALS' TURF! / Sacre Bleu! / Crikey! / *BIFF WHACK K-TING!* / Achtung! / Blimey! / Oogah Kahuna Hoona / Oh come ON! That is just AWFUL! / Josh Lesnick wishes to apologize to the whole world for that comic. It has been truncated and the remainder of the space will be used for something slightly less offensive. / GUS McGEE: / A 94-year old man who likes to collect enema packs.
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girly: #155 All right, cat... / Here's twenty bucks. / Go do something fun. / So, what shall we do first? / I think we should shoot someone into space! / I think it's a little early for that... / Are you sure? / Girlyyyy / tp tp tp
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cutewendy: #156 You did well to make it this far, punk... / But it ends here! We are the Chipmunk Twins Gnarly and Charlie! / Umm... Is it just me, or is Charlie a-- / If you wish to get inside Bayside High, you'll have to make it past US... / ...AND our pet dog! / GRRR / ...AND our pet goldfish! / GRR / AND the New York Philharmonic Orchestra! / GRRRR / Wh-what? WHY!? / ATAAACK! / This will take a while.
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girly: #156 HEEEEEY, GIRLY! / Oh... Steak. It's you. / Haven't seen you in a while... / Yeah! I was looking around for ya all day yesterday! / ...But you were nowhere to be found! / That's because we were busy at home... Doing psst psst psst... / W-WINTER... / Don't tell him that! Geeze! / Awww... I'm sure he doesn't know what the word means! / You mean... You were raising Tribbles? / From Star Trek? / Yes, Steak, we were raising Tribbles from Star Trek. Anyway, we have to get going... / Wait! I wanted to show you my new Powerpoint presentation! / ...And it's about... / ...Your penis. Yes, steak, somehow or other, we came to that assumption. / I mean, it's not like that's the only thing you've ever talked about every single time you make your attempts at chatting me up. / Honestly, Steak... Isn't there anything else you can say about yourself? / Your hobbies, your thougths, your ambitions, / Hasn't it occured to you that girls may be more interested in things like that than... Well, you know...? / / It's a presentation that compares the size of my penis to that of many famous historical figures! / Here's me and Lincoln... / Me and Napoleon... / Me and John the Baptist... / I really did find this amusing the first time I saw him do this... But after seeing it again... And again... / I know... Imagine how I feel. He's been doing this for three years now. / Oh, MY!
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cutewendy: #157 CutwLesnick III / Good GOD. / Josh. You have GOT to do something about Floyd. / Floyd... Who's Floyd? / FLOYD... Your LIBIDO. / Oh... THAT Floyd... / MUST... HAVE... 'TANG!!
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Hobbies ...And finally, me and Wilt Chamberlain! / THE END! / So, Girly... how about- / Hello! / Yeah, ever since college, and he didn't always just talk about his wang all the time. But his methods of impressing me have always been just as annoying and shallow and one-dimensional... / At first, I'd try to talk sense into him, then I... stopped trying. / It became week after week of just putting up with him... / then shooting him into space. / You know... I haven't talked back to him like that in a long time... / Of course, it was still pointless... he hasn't changed at all... still clueless as always... / ...But it still felt pretty good... / I... guess that doesn't make whole lot of sense... / / But you know, Winter, what you said to Steak, it got me thinking... I'd like to know more about you... just the little things... / What are you hobbies? What do you like? / Um... well! Let's see... / That's a good question! What do I like? / Hamburgers... / Animals... furry animals, though scaly ones are neat too... / ...I like to dance, though I never learned how... / And I like movies where people shoot each other! / With guns! / Oh yeah? / ...... / They'll shoot you... / ...with guns! / PEOPLE SHOOTING EACH OTHER WITH GUNS / THE MOVIE / rated R
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cutewendy: #158 ME NEED SNOO SNOO!! / All right Zoe... If Floyd's bothering ya that much, I'll take care o'him... / Happy Room / *CHUP* / *fap fap fap fap fap fap* / Aaaaaaahn / He still there? / Nah... He's gone... / EXCELENT! / SEVEN SECONDS LATER / SNOO SNOO / JOSH!
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girly: #158 You bastard! I'll shoot you! / Not if I shoot you first! With my GUN! / Shoot him! / The enemy has stolen our guns! / We shall get them back by shooting them with our NEW guns! / Yes, SIR! / SHOOT THEM, girls! Show them what our guns are made of! / *BKAM TATTATBRATT BLAM THAM THAM BKOM KOOM KOOM BLAMMO AAAAAAAAA BORT NUK WUGGA POP NER GLOK boioioioing* / OH NO! LOOK OUT, IT'S A RAY GUN!!! / *PYEW PYEW PYEW PYEW PYEW* / I'm sorry, George. We won't be able to get married after all. I've been shot... with a gun! / Why!? WHY did it have to be a gun? / I must tell you the truth, George. I'm not really a secretary.. / I am actually... / A GUN! / *SHWP!* / Oh my GOD! / This is the greatest thing I have ever seen.
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cutewendy: #159 Let's face it, Zoe... There's nothing we can do about Floyd. Let's just let this whole thing run its course... / And how long will THAT take? / Oh probably about thirty years or so... / JOSH... Surely it's occured to you that SOME female attention may help you with this? / Oh, believe me, Zoe, that's a nice thought. But with my new paysite, my Keenspot site, auctions, Laika, comics, and more comics... I just don't have time to get into that kind of thing. / A comic artist... / Has no time for love... / .... / Anyway, back to CuteWendy / I have defeated everybody with my Trash Can Fu!
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girly: #159 Why in god's name haven't you guys left yet!? / Fire Chief / WHSSH / I'm sorry, sir! we're still having trouble with the fire engine! / Bweee / What have I told you about letting elephants in here?? / Hyuuuuuuu / I can't take this anymore! / I'd rather plummet to my death than burn to death! / WHSSSSH / Goodbye, cruel world! / Ker-leap! / THAM! / Oh my gosh! are you okay? / No problem, ma'am... / Our uniforms can absorb a lot of damage. / Y-you saved my life... / How can I ever... / Sally! / Douglas! / When I heard your apartment was on fire, I ran here as fast as I could! After the football game was over. And after eating lunch. I was hungry. / Oh, douglas! / Oh, suzie... / Suzie? / I mean Sally! / Douglas... / Myaaaaa / ......
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cutewendy: #160 Hmm... Guess the fiancee is being held behind one of these rooms... / Guess I'll try this one... / *clik* / A TASTY FEMALE! / *VSSH* / Nah, that ain't it. / *SLAM* / AAAAAAAAAA
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girly: #160 Speed Limit 55 / *WHOOSH!* / To hell with thee speed limit sign! / Limits? We have no limits, for we are the kings of illegal street racing... 'Team Fast'! / Ah, well... It's all in a day's work for the CuteP.D. / We don't do it for a reward... / We do it... / Because it's our job. / Wooo Hoooo!! / *tham* / YARRGH!!
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cutewendy: #161 *tup tup tup tup tup tup tup* / *SHOOP* / I am Eskimo. There's nothing here. / *tup tup tup tup tup tup tup* / *SHOOP* / If you're looking for Arima, he's with the debate club. / Who's Arima? / *tup tup tup tup tup tup tup* / *SHOOP* / You're not Josh! / GUHH! / *BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM*
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girly: #161 Are these movies not the best? / Any story about people killing each other nonstop is okay with me. / Hmm? / Hey... A black cat. / I don't remember seeing him around this town before... / My... You're really developing a liking for cute fuzzy things, aren't you? / Shut up. It's your fault, you know. / *vwip* / ........ / Is he looking at us? / I... I don't know.
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cutewendy: #162 Rrrgh... Where IS she? / Say... I haven't checked the roof... / *CLICK* / / ... / This may be it...
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girly: #162 Well... / He's still kinda cute... / Hello there, cat. / Enjoying the town? / MEOW
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cutewendy: #163 There she is! / Hey. / Burger King / Hey, hon. Let's get outta here. Things are gettin' weird... / Oh, I don't think you'll be going anywhere... / WENDIO-KUN!
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girly: #163 Uh... anyway... it's about time for our salon appointment! / Y-yes! / *tk tk tk tk* / He's following us, isn't he? / Uh-huh... / MEOW
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cutewendy: #164 I was looking forward to this, Wendio-kun! / Finally, you can pay for all the pain you've caused me... / Yes, Wendio-kun, it's ME... / DOUG! / / I have NO idea who you are... / And if that's not surprising enough, I am actually not Doug at all! / I'm REALLY... / A REALLY HANDSOME MAN!
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girly: #164 The internal combustion engine was invented by Nikolaus Otto! / ..... / Huh... / Why would Girly walk away and leave this here...? / She's trying to tell me something... / I'm still not big enough. / sigh... / Very well! No matter what it takes... / I will work hard to win your love, Girly! / Hey... a burning building. / Say, it is a building on fire... / Brother, I feel an idea coming on! / A building on fire is a disaster... / ...and where there are disasters, there is... the press! / Thus... if we go toward the fire... / ...we can use the press to let the city know that we are looking for the blonde with the big bottom! / Yes! Revenge for our brother! / Blonde with a big bottom? / Um... I think I've seen someone like that... / Let's go, brother! / We're close... I can feel it! / uh...
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cutewendy: #165 You see, Wendio-kun, there's more to your fiancee than you think... / She's the key to bring about the revolution of the world! / ...a magical world of flowers and ambiguous sexualities! / *nyub nyub* / so if you want her back, you'll have to win her in a DUEL... / A downhill racing duel! Get in your car, fire up the Eurobeat soundtrack, and let's GO! / Wha?
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girly: #165 C'mon, gimme your purse, you hag! / BITE me, sonny! / WHANG / All right... that's enough. / Thank you, officer! / Bwar har! / eeek! / Yargle! / don't look! / waa.. / zuh!? / Off you go! / wheeeeee... / LOONEY WAGON / Wow... / You're under arrest! / Waugh!
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cutewendy: #166 Okay... But I don't know if I enjoy racing or not... / Do it Wendy! You must! I have faith in you! I have goosebumps! Oooooh! / And so... They raced... / *VRMMM* / And as they raced... / Wendy couldn't help but reflect... / ...on how lazy the artist was for not drawing the cars himself... / I mean REALLY... He isn't even using photos of the same cars for each panel... / I know... It's LAME. / Then, SUDDENLY! / I AM FRANCOIS CONCHITO BONITO TOMJONAVICH DOUGLAS URANIUM W. QUARK ISOCOLES JAKE TANSIT BASKETBALL TRAMPOLINE ARTHUR III! / And he was never hard from again...
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girly: #166 You've been busy, Policeguy... / Mmm... / Are you okay, Policeguy? They're starting to get a little concerned down at headquarters. They think a lot of your productivity lately has been influenced by frustration... / ...and if that's the case, you really should take a break, and work things out. ...Or else you may wear yourself out, or do something you may regret, you know? / Well... / Yeah, you got a point... / It's like... all the guys I've been dating. They keep turning out to be such jerks... / They seem nice at first, and then it turns out they were only in it for the mind-blowing sex... / ...... / ...So I have to take a break from dating every once in a while... and hope that some day I'll find a decent guy. A policeman, perhaps. Except they won't let us date our co-workers... / Oh well. Just hang in there, okay, Policeguy? / 'Kay.
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cutewendy: #167 And so, the drivers continued to race through the night... / *VYUUUU* / *SCREEE* / I'll get you, Wendy-pin! / I'll get you! / Fat chance, Handsome-gata! / Shouldn't you be paying attention to the road? / *pop pop* / Why? / Oh
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girly: #167 My goodness... / This guy has the worst luck... / *VROOOM* / ERRK.. / Ma'am, why are you hiding in the bushes? / Uhh... / That seems like rather... suspicious behaviour if you ask me. / Uhhh... / It's because... uh... I am... / ...An UNDERCOVER GAME SHOW PRODUCER! / I'm secretly touring cities all over the globe, looking for... / anyway... / Happy Carp / Hotel Casino / Last call for bets! / *shhk shhk shhk shhk..* / ...... / *shhk shhk* / What number do you want, li'l kitty? / Meow / Very well! / No more bets! / *WHIRRRRRRRRR* / *CLOK* / *RRRRRRRtak ak ak ak* / MEOW / / ...And several butcher's aprons... / That's why I'm looking for a blonde girl from Cute-Town. / Fascinating! Good luck!
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cutewendy: #168 It's a good thing we miraculously survived that crash! / I concur... / You can't escape from me that easily... WENDY! / *LEAP!* / *SPLAT.* / Yes... It's time to settle this... / Settle WHAT? / *wobble wobble*
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girly: #168 Hey, Otra, look! / *GESTURE!* / What the... / I wonder how long that building has been on fire... / We should do something! / Uh... What can WE do? / We're not superheroes, you know... Like that guy. / ♪ I am a fist. I am full of justice. Look out, evildoers... I will punch you with my justice! Punch punch punch! ♪ / That may well be, but don't forget Otra... / You are my Sidekick! / ...And I am... Something! / You logic never ceases to compel me... / To the fire department! / It's time for another adventure!
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cutewendy: #169 PREVIOUSLY... ON CUTEWENDY! / It's time to settle this, Wendy! / Settle WHAT? / THIS! / WHAT? / THIS! / WHAT? / THIS! / WHAT? / THIS! / WHAT? / THIS! / WHAT? / THIS! / WHAT? / THIS! / WHAT? / THIS! / WHAT? / THIS! / WHAT? / THIS! / WHAT? / TO BE CONTINUED! / This extra space has been filled with a shot of Rodney Caston at a Hentai panel. / ........
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girly: #169 Cute-town Fire Department / ...... / urrrp / <3 / You... / Damn you, elephant! / Give us back our fire truck! / BWARRR! / eep? / BOOF / waugh! / Whoa... that is one badass elephant! / What will become of us now!? / How did he hit him in the air when we're in the garage? / Don't worry, guys! / We are here! / Okay.
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cutewendy: #170 THIS! / WHAT? / THIS! / Just what the fuckity-fuck do you WANT with me, Handsome Man!?! / What do I want? / Well, I just want... / / ARRRRG! / NOW what?
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girly: #170 Oh, My! He ate your fire engine? What a naughty thing... / Well we were right to come here. / ...Because I am an expert in elephantology. / No you're not. / Just leave it to me... / Mister Elephant... / There are people out there... in need of help. / ...And only these men can help them... / Deep down, you know that giving them back thier fire engine would be the right thing to do... / Right? / *gulp* / Saw that coming a mile away... / All right, Elephant. That's enough. / Spit her out. / I said, SPIT HER OUT, asshole! / *whock* / Muaaaa.... / *Plop.* / Whooooa.
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cutewendy: #171 HA HA HA! REMEMBER ME, WENDY?? / SUPAHAX0R!! / GASP! / But you're DEAD! Totally dead to the MAX! / HA HA! You may have thought so, but I live on! / ...through this ARM! / Gee... that sure makes sense... / IT SURE DOES!
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girly: #171 Ha, ha, ha. That didn't work out too well, did it? / Winter... I know it isn't your style, but you should think things through every once in a while... / Hey! That rhymed! / Pardon me for asking, ma'am... / but by any chance, did you see our fire engine while you were in there? / Oh yes... The fire engine. / No, you won't be getting that back. / Dang... what do we do now? / ♪ / And where do you think YOU'RE going? / GY-
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cutewendy: #172 So, you're living on through the arm, are you? / YES! As previously stated, it is this arm of which I am living through! / Okay then... / *BRAPP* / Grr! You may have won this round, Wendy, but I will win the next round and you will lose! / *VSSH* / I'll get you next time, Wendy! / NEXT TIIIIIIIIIIME! / *gulp*
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girly: #172 Officer Hipbone is right, actually... / I just feel like concentration completely on my job now, which probably isn't the best thing to do... / I still have some vacation time to use. I should just go somewhere to relax. / Yeah, that's sounding pretty good... / *sip* *sip* / Ahh... / ..... / Oh, for the love of... See, Maurice... THIS is why you should have gotten rid of your mask... / I learned something today.
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cutewendy: #173 SUPAHAX0r's DEAD! / Or... IS he!? / Thanks for helping me escape his evil, Wendy! / Too bad about my arm, though... / Don't worry! I'll make you a new one! / THUS! / Wow! This is the coolest arm EVER! / You girls have been so helpful... / It makes me forget about that score I wanted to settle... / Which is good, 'cause I actually DID forget what it was! / I shall return to Handsome-land then! Goodbye! / Bye! / We'll miss you! / No we won't... / Ahh... Finally things are back to normal... / ...now let's rescue that princess! / Wait a minute...
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girly: #173 Give it up, you two! / TMP TMP TMP TMP TMP / I won't let any perp escape me twice in one day! / Hmph... We'll see about that... / We need yer car! Get out! / Wauugh! / WVIP / SCREEEEEEE / No! Damn it all! / VROOOM.. / CuteP.D.! Please stop! / Look, I have no time... the perps are getting away and... / Oh, so you need to go... fast? / Er... yes, I...
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cutewendy: #174 Ya know, now that you mention it... things STILL don't seem right... / Yeah... Things keep hopping in different directions... / ...Is it just me, or does this seem... FAMILIAR? / Yes... I'm positive something like this has happened before... / Uh oh... Looks like they're on to us... / Seems so... / So whatta we do? / I don't think we have a choice. We must FLEE TO ECUADOR! / THUS! / Boy, it sure is nice that our lives went back to normal for some unknown reason! / Yes, but Ecuador's suddenly become overpopulated by Chevrolets. / Who cares?
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girly: #174 Are there any other cars around?? / Well, well... shoe's on the other foot NOW, eh, Officer? / Any at all!? / Well, maybe we can help you out... / If you'll consider, perhaps... / Letting us tear up that ticket you gave us earlie- / Fine! I promise! Just go! GO! / All right, then... / *tnk tnk* / Now you'll see why they call us... / *WHOOSH* / Team Fast! / *SCREEEEEEEEE* / *tnk* / That's the car, isn't it? / Er... yeah.
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cutewendy: #175 Boy... What a hectic day... / That it was... / ...And there is no better way to conclude such a day then with a nice session of hot lesbian sex, that I most certinl-- / Wait... You may want to read this article first. / What? What!? This better be important! / *SHFF* / Cute Wendy and sidekick to wed in thirty minutes / Oh... My... God... / Why is there a big banner headline on page five, and why is it hand written and not typed!? / It makes... No... Sense! / Just read the damn headline...
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girly: #175 This sucks. I wanted to be in a police chase... / Thanks anyway, guys. And don't worry about the ticket. / You guys okay in there? / *tnk* *tnk* / .... / It was an elephant. / An elephant did this. / An elephant? / BWEEEE / *TMPTMPTMPTMPTMPTMPTMP* / *TMPTMPTMPTMPTMP* / BWAAA / *TMPTMPTMPTMP*
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cutewendy: #176 *Jiggle Jiggle* / Telegram! / You are cordially invited to witness... / the marraige of Cute Wendy and her sidekick / ...To take place at the Cute Atheist Cathedral in about twenty-eight minutes and six seconds... / bring a gift, a desire to party, and your geschlecht hosen! / Sincerely, C.W. + O.G.
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girly: #176 *Hyuuuuuuuuuuu* / It is just as you said, Brother! / Yes! There they are... / The PRESS! / Finally, we will find this girl! / ...And for mysterious reasons, the Fire Department has been unable to get here... / The fire has been burning for eight hours now... Authorities say that after a few more hours, the building may start to lose its integrity... / There is still hope among the tenants... / HEYYYY! / But the longer they go without help, the more it fades... / / This is June O'Frank reporting from... / AAAAAA! / What's this?
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cutewendy: #177 That's kinda weird... I've never met these girls in person before... / There's gotta be some reason they want me to come... / I think they're inviting everyone who appeared in this comic. No matter how infrequently... / Oh... That makes sense. Too bad I haven't appeared much. Don't you think I'm an interesting character? / We've only appeared twice... / I think it's 'cause you're a smart character and the author's an idiot, so you're hard to write for... / *Nod..* / Hmm... Good point... / You're all under arrest! / For what? / Breaking the fourth wall! / But you're doing it too... / Then I'm under arrest! / We're all under arrest! / Yay!
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girly: #177 meow mew, meowmeow meooow... / meow mew, meowmeow meooow... / *(to the tune of "We're in the Money") / VROOM / Bling Bling / Yes, you can live here.... / .....
http://go-girly.com/go/177
cutewendy: #178 Whassat? / Some invitation to the wedding of that girl we captured... / What's a "wedding"? / Probably something really annoying. So I'm not going... / But you could learn a lot about Earth behavior! / As your superior officer, I order you to go! / No. / Okay. / / How did she send the telegram up here? / Beats me.
http://cutewendy.com/go/178
girly: #178 ??????? / *Shup* / *Gyoin* / / / / *Tnk squeek squeek* / ? / *FOOSH* / *Bloosh...* / / *Tp...*
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cutewendy: #179 Liu Bei... I'm wondering if we could break from our war... / Our great leader has received an invitation to the Cutewendy wedding.... / Really? Ours has as well... / To think those girls would disregard our differences and invite us both... What have we been doing, Liu? / I am so ashamed! So ashamed! / Let's call a permanent truce! Those girls have shown me the light!! / Let's never fight again! / Two soldiers making amends is a beautiful sight for Disco Bu! / Peace is a trend that'll never go outta style! / Jiggle jiggle! / ♪ That Berry-Berry flavor in new Berry-Berry Kix, tastes so Berry Berry Berry Berry Big! ♪ / Wheaties / Cinnamon Toast Crunch / Nintendo Cereal System / Frosted Flakes / Smacks / Fruit Islands / Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Cereal
http://cutewendy.com/go/179
girly: #179 Jesus, Policeguy... did you even consider thinking about what I said for a MINUTE? / Uh... these were guys I was after earlier today. Honest. / Oh yeah. I saw you on the news... / Apparently, I got the help of an elephant for this one. / Huh... and they're usually a total nuisance. / I think I saw some blonde girl standing on top of it, too... / You did, huh? so it wasn't just me... / Oh? A blonde girl, you say? / Which was did she go!? / .... / Uh...
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