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| cutewendy: #1 | Grrr! / Why isn't this water boiling?!
/ Darned water! You're so mean!! / Did you remember to turn on the stove, Wendy? / I-I'm supposed to use a stove?!
/ BWE!
/ Ah... so THAT was your problem... http://cutewendy.com/ |
| Girly Extras: A Hip and Alternative Webcomic | {{A hip and alternative webcomic that makes you scroll horizontally because it's so hip and alternative}} / {{sign: Pretense Coffee}} / ..And THAT'S how cows are treated at the meat plants... How can you CONDONE that?
/ But you don't get it, man! / The cruelest thing we could do to these cows is to... http://go-girly.com/go/alternative |
| Girly: Extras! | {{Guest art.}}
/ A different kind of fan service
/ Girly guest art http://go-girly.com/go/Autumn-Squrrlgrrl |
| Girly: Extras! | {{girly filler #4}}
/ {{THE COMICS PAGE}}
/ {{Two Businessmen That Are Terrified of Ducks}}
/ So did you see the sales report?
/ Yes, and I think... / < http://go-girly.com/go/comicspage |
| Girly: Extras! | {{O&W}}
/ I. / < http://go-girly.com/go/davidmcg_girly |
| Girly: Extras! | D. Hills
/ 2003 http://go-girly.com/go/dh-girly |
| Girly: Filler Comic | {{Filler Comic Week}}
/ Hello everyone and welcome to Filler Comic Week. Most of my filler comics will have better art than this, but I'm drawing this one at the last day of A-kon and I'm a little tired... / It's not that I'm completely incapable of drawing a decent comic, it's just that right now, it'd... http://go-girly.com/go/fillercomic |
| Girly: Extras! | [[Winter and Otra stand naked, with their cat between Otra's breasts]]
/ by Zamora http://go-girly.com/go/FOR_JOSH |
| Girly: Extras! | {{Guest art.}} / [[The girl walks.]] / [[She pass by a tree.]] / [[The monster crawls behind her.]] / [[It opens it's mouth wide...]] / [[And prepares to eat the girl in one bite.]] / [[The girl looks back.]] / [[She gazes at the monster.]] / [[The girl's eyes meet...]] / [[... the monster's... http://go-girly.com/go/girl |
| Girly: Extras! | [[Winter flipping pancakes]]
/ Good morning Otra, I-- / Gasp!! Otra!! / What? What's wrong? / Your t-shirt! It has a... triangle!
/ What the... who did this? / I smell an adventure!!
/ Aren't you cooking pancakes? / [[Winter pulls on Otra]]
/ Come on! Another adventure waits!
/ Okay! / Hey! Wait a minute!... http://go-girly.com/go/girly-eisu |
| Girly: Extras! | STOP! In the name of... uh, love?!
/ HAHA! / The Heartbreaker stops for NO MAN! ESPECIALLY when that man is two women!
/ MAMA MIA! / SIDEKICK! If we don't get him before he reaches border, we'll NEVER be able to save the Pope!
/ What was the POPE doing in Cutetown anyway? And why does this adventure require... http://go-girly.com/go/girly-gd |
| Girly: Extras! | As much as I enjoy being your sidekick, sometimes it's nice to have a day that doesn't involve some kind of zany adventure...
/ You may have spoken too soon, Otra! / AVAST!
/ It's Sam the Pirate!
/ I've heard of him! He travels from town to town pillaging stores for precious consumer goods and foodstuffs! / He... http://go-girly.com/go/girly-jinwicked_jameshill |
| Girly: Extras! | {{Guest art}} / <<*sniffle*>>
/ <<*sniffle*>>
/ I hate to tell you this, Otra... But I must go. / The times we had were so wonderful! So passionate! I will never forget! / Ah hah! hah! hah! Pay up, kitty! Thaht's a fifty whole dollars! / < http://go-girly.com/go/girly-jj |
| Girly: Extras! | {{Guest art.}}Waitin' for the bus. Happy to be unemployed. 'Cuz I don't need no crime to-... To fill this void. ...sigh / Sucker!
/ < http://go-girly.com/go/girly-lizg |
| Girly: Extras! | Suddenly, a fairy appears! / I am a messenger from God! Says he: "Mother/son relationships are totally hot, so I forgive ye, Oedipus!! / Did you hear that, Jo? Our relationship is okay! Isn't that great?
/ Uh... Yeah... I guess... / < http://go-girly.com/go/girly-oed |
| Girly: Extras! | Hey, remember that adventure we had LAST TUESDAY?
/ Are you KIDDING? How could I FORGET it? / Remember that YOUNG, SHY, NERDY EVERYMAN who banged all those HOT CHICKS?
/ VICARIOUSLY SATISFYING! / And remember how you kept interjecting with FORCED, T-SHIRT-READY SLOGANS?
/ I AM A NINJA BY NIGHT! +20 IN... http://go-girly.com/go/girly-samlogan |
| Girly: Extras! | Hard to say what Christmas is about now... It was a Christian holiday, yet it's celebrated by people who lost their religion, or moved on to better ones... / I'd like to think that, anyway...
/ WHY did we go to the mall, again?
/ Because I dared you to.
/ Oh. Right.
/ {{PORK FURN}} {{SWISS CONE HUT}}
/ Outta... http://go-girly.com/go/girlyxmas |
| Girly: ArmaStama | ARMA04 http://go-girly.com/go/girly_arma |
| Girly: Basehead | GIRLY http://go-girly.com/go/girly_basehead |
| Girly: Dan Kim | Winter & Otra / {{Illustration by Dan Kim}}
/ {{http://mangaclone-army.org/}} http://go-girly.com/go/girly_dkim |
| Girly: Extras! | {{Guest art. No text}} http://go-girly.com/go/girly_grace |
| Girly: Extras! | Otra: Hey Winter...I'm feelin' kind of...you know... / Winter: You don't say? ME TOO! /
/ Both: Mmmmmmm /
/ Panel: Scene missing /
/ Winter: Ha ha, that joke will never get old! / Otra: Are we gonna do it or not? / LOL! http://go-girly.com/go/girly_interm |
| Girly: Extras! | INTERMISSION
/ alternate version! / Hey Winter... I'm feelin' kind of... You know...
/ You don't say?
/ Me too! / MMMMMMMMM.. / Oh, Winter! Oh, Otra! / meow? / (Covercat is copyright 2005 by someone on the Internet) http://go-girly.com/go/girly_interm-b |
| Girly: Extras! | {{Guest art. No text}} http://go-girly.com/go/girly_kaiven |
| Girly: Extras! | {{Guest art.}}
/ [[Otra walks near a cliff. Winter is not far behind.]] / [[Otra falls. And falls. And doesn't stop falling. More falling. And then...]]
/ < http://go-girly.com/go/girly_Mere |
| Girly: Extras! | HAY, SIDEKICK! / HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!
/ Woof! Mew Mew Arf! Yip! Meow Arf! Mrow
/ eep! / Mmmmm... / AWWWW! http://go-girly.com/go/girly_valentine |
| Girly: Extras! | {{Guest art.}}
/ Winter + Otra
/ (+Kitty) http://go-girly.com/go/haikuninja |
| Girly: Extras! | Hi, kids! I'm panel, the comic panel!
/ I experience various ensations throughout the day! / For instance, right now I'm all slanty on the bottom... / ...Which always follows with me being slanty up top! / Now I'm feeling very beside myself! / It's a nice feeling... / Odd... I have a framed border... http://go-girly.com/go/itspanel! |
| Girly: Extras! | {{Guest art.}}
/ Hooray for BIRTHDAYS! http://go-girly.com/go/JBL-Daybw |
| Girly: Ian J. | JUNK in teh TRUNK http://go-girly.com/go/JITT |
| Girly: JOSHLESNICKJOSHLESNICK | {{JOSH LESNICK... The Comic}}
/ {{Written, drawn by, and starring JOSH LESNICK!}}
/ {{Episode 1: Josh Lesnick!}}
/ I'm Josh Lesnick! / YAAAAAY! / The End! http://go-girly.com/go/JOSHLESNICKJOSHLESNICK |
| Girly: Josh Meets Tifa | {{JOSH LESNICK MEETS TIFA FROM FFVII a spicy hot self-insertion fanfic omg.}} / {{shirt: Wai}}
/ Tifa... Yoo r hot, baybeh! / OMG make love to me!! / < http://go-girly.com/go/joshtifa |
| Girly: Extras! | [[Bowser being punched into the sky by Mario]]
/ < http://go-girly.com/go/josh_grb |
| Girly: Extras! | Marshmallow Kitty Vs. Choo-Choo Bear! / Begin!
/ Meow
/ Marr! / [Marshmallow kitty is taken into Choo-choo Bear's body.]]
/ < http://go-girly.com/go/kitty-choochoo |
| Girly: Extras! | {{Everyone loves Naked Josh tm!}}
/ {{Episode 1: Pineapple Peril!}} / Naked Josh, can you open this can of pineapple for me?
/ I sure CAN open that can! / RAGH!
/ < http://go-girly.com/go/nakedjosh |
| Girly: Extras! | Halloo, Ivan! Yer lookin' righ' canty tewday!
/ Da! / It is because I am wearing glorious hat I found at J*C*Penny!
/ Aye, it IS a bonny hat! / Ey, muchachos!
/ Isn't we supposed to be having a FIESTAAAA!? / My goodness, McCree!
/ Paco's hat is more glorious than mine!
/ Ach! He's got yer noomber, lad!
/ This... http://go-girly.com/go/puppyclub |
| Girly: Extras! | {{Guest Art. No text}} http://go-girly.com/go/qwil |
| Girly: Rally SFA | OTRA
/ WINTER
/ girly http://go-girly.com/go/Rally_SFA |
| Girly: Randy M. | ~<3
/ OMG bad fan art
/ RK Milholland http://go-girly.com/go/randy-akon |
| Girly: Jin Wicked | JW03 http://go-girly.com/go/sadgirly |
| Girly: Extras! | {{Guest Art. No text}} http://go-girly.com/go/sam_girlysnow |
| Girly: Sprite Comic | {{A SPRITE COMIC}}
/ Hey George! How ya doin'?
/ I've been kinda depressed. / My life is so drab, but this is probably as good as it will get, ya know?
/ I envy those caffinated drinks. THEY know how to live! / {{this comic has been cancelled for being the dumbest idea ever.}} http://go-girly.com/go/spritecomic |
| Girly: Tracy Williams | Girly copyright Josh Lesnick
/ Art: Tracy-Williams.net http://go-girly.com/go/tre_girly |
| Girly: Rya McShme | OTRA
/ WINTER http://go-girly.com/go/Winter_and_Otra-Rya |
| Girly: Yuji | {{Guest art.}}
/ Don't make me shoot you into space... http://go-girly.com/go/__hr_Otra |
| girly: #1 | ...so I was having a pretty average day... As usual, someone started talking to me for some reason.
/ ...and like she was being all wacky and doing all this annoying stuff that was driving the guy nuts, right? / But then he like totally fell in love with her in the end anyway and I was like soooo not... http://go-girly.com/go/1 |
| Girly: Art Day 1 | I'll be posting art like this every Sunday from now on! Enjoy! -Josh / Girly Art Day #1 http://go-girly.com/go/artday-001 |
| Girly: Extras! | The next comic is gonna go up 1/2 a day late or so, thus to pass the time, here's a bonus comic!
/ Marshmallow Kitty vs. Balloon! / meow / < http://go-girly.com/go/kitty_001 |
| Girly: Extras! | Totally GIRLS!
/ The zany hot adventures of spies in disguise saving the world for cute boys everywhere tm / The Sadie Hawkins Dance is coming up! I'm totally going to ask every CUTE GUY in the school!!
/ Hey, SNOW, save some for me!!
/ Mellow like a cello, Tracy, I'm going to ask SKIP FIRSTBASE myself! / Uh... http://go-girly.com/go/mattw_girly1 |
| cutewendy: #2 | La la la
/ Hi birds! Hi flowers! / Hi Wendy! / AHHHHH! TALKING PLANTS AND ANIMALS! MONSTERS!
/ MUST KILL THEM ALL! / *BLAM* / Ooh!
/ Scary! http://cutewendy.com/go/2 |
| girly: #2 | she just stood and stared... / What are YOU looking at? / You...
/ I'm interested in you... / and then...
/ she did something I would never forget... / *BAM!* http://go-girly.com/go/2 |
| Girly: Art Day 2 | Girly Art Day #2 http://go-girly.com/go/artday-002 |
| Girly: Extras! | {{The Shocking Return Of THE COMICS PAGE}}
/ {{The Magnificent Flying Puppy}}
/ < http://go-girly.com/go/comicspage2 |
| Girly: Extras! | {{Guest Art. No text}} http://go-girly.com/go/Girly_grace2 |
| Girly: JOSHLESNICKJOSHLESNICK2 | {{JOSH LESNICK... THE COMIC!}}
/ {{Written, drawn by, and starring JOSH LESNICK!}}
/ {{Episode 2: Josh Lesnick... Part 2!}}
/ I'm Josh Lesnick! / LOVE ME! / The End! http://go-girly.com/go/JOSHLESNICKJOSHLESNICK2 |
| Girly: Extras! | The next comic will be up on Friday, because it's a really long one. Also, the comic is really big. Thus, for today, we present
/ Marshmallow Kitty vs. Ninja / meow.
/ Torimaro sakihoshi nani yo moari gatou sukiyaki homoro nagi!
/ < http://go-girly.com/go/kitty_002 |
| cutewendy: #3 | What a beautiful day!
/ It makes me feel like doing nice things! / I could donate food and money to the needy!
/ Help out at the homeless shelter!
/ Help old ladies cross the street!
/ I feel like I could help the entire world! / Hey, Wendy. I have a pickle. Let's lick it. / What were you saying just... http://cutewendy.com/go/3 |
| girly: #3 | Are you okay?
/ You fell over suddenly. Are you anemic?
/ I didn't know anemia caused people's heads to bleed! / Y-you HIT ME!!
/ You hit me on the head with a giant DILDO!! / No I didn't. / Then what's THAT?!
/ This... is my magical multi-tool of magic!
/ It's a baster for TURKEYS...
/ and a storage kit... http://go-girly.com/go/3 |
| Girly: Art Day 3 | Girly Art Day #3 http://go-girly.com/go/artday-003 |
| Girly: Extras! | Son of the comics page / {{First Strip}}
/ Codcop: the cop with cod for arms / You'll never catch me, copper! / We'll see about that! / Aaaaagh!
/ < http://go-girly.com/go/comicspage3 |
| Girly: Extras! | {{Adventures of Cutewendy!}}
/ {{#3 (redrawn for no particular reason)}} / What a BEAUTIFUL day!
/ It makes me feel like doing NICE things! / I could... Donate food and money to the needy!
/ ...Help out at the homeless shelter!
/ ...Help old ladies arcross the street!
/ I feel like I could do good for...... http://go-girly.com/go/cute3 |
| Girly: Extras! | {{girly filler #1}}
/ Marshmallow Kitty vs. Car! / < http://go-girly.com/go/kitty_003 |
| cutewendy: #4 | AN APOLOGY / We here at Wendy Quality Control wish to apologize greatly for the horrible quality of the preceding episodes of Cutewendy.
/ HUGH MANTHRUST, Quality Control Spokesman / Honestly, we have no excuse. The artwork was poor. The writing was godawful. We just got off on the wrong foot, and we... http://cutewendy.com/go/4 |
| girly: #4 | Isn't my baby beautiful?
/ Uh... okay. / I love babies.
/ That's... nice. / They're such miracles!
/ You should have one!
/ U-uhh... / HEY! / Wh-what are you DOING?
/ W-WINTER... stop eating her baby! / MMMH... / Wh-who do you think you ARE!?
/ I'm Winter. And she's my sidekick!
/ Your WHAT!? http://go-girly.com/go/4 |
| Girly: Art Day 4 | OH NO LOOK OUT ITS A RAY GUN
/ Girly Art Day #4 (Drawn with brush pen at Oni-con '05) / Testing my hand with Brush pens with this one. I drew this in the Artist Alley at Oni-con '05 in Houston. http://go-girly.com/go/artday-004 |
| Girly: Extras! | Revenge of THE COMICS PAGE / {{Godzilla... Retail Worker}}
/ Excuse me, sir... Could you help m- AAAAGH!
/ RARR!
/ {{sign: Housewares}} / You're fired! / AAAAAH!
/ RARR! / {{The Narcoleptic Car}}
/ ZZZZ
/ Oh No! / < http://go-girly.com/go/comicspage4 |
| Girly: Extras! | Marshmallow Cat vs. Eyeball from Mars!
/ I am from Mars! / [[Marshmallow cat jumps onto Eyeball from Mars]]
/ < http://go-girly.com/go/kitty_004 |
| cutewendy: #5 | It was quite a busy day, that it was...
/ Yes... we did a lot of things. / ...and there is no better way to conclude such a day than with a nice session of hot lesbian sex, that I most certainly think.
/ I concur... / A RETRACTION
/ We interrupt this comic to retract a statement made by our spokesman... http://cutewendy.com/go/5 |
| girly: #5 | So what's your name?
/ Will you PLEASE stop following me? / A leader and her sidekick should always stick together!
/ I'm NOT your sidekick!
/ If I WAS, I'd be the one following YOU! / You ARE following me...
/ RETROACTIVELY!
/ Uh... was that supposed to make sense? / *SIGH*... LOOK. I've had a hard day,... http://go-girly.com/go/5 |
| Girly: Art Day 5 | Don't make me use this. / Art Day 5 / Sometimes it's fun not to be subtle at all. http://go-girly.com/go/artday-005 |
| Girly: Extras! | [[Action Dog glares at a smoking Kaiser Ubelhund]]
/ -KAISER UBELHUND! You cannot escape! Hand over puppy dog tails now!
/ -Ze only think I'll be handeenk you, Action Dog.. is your DEMISE! / [[The Kaiser's army attacks!]]
/ -ATTACK MEIN POODLE DEATH BRIGADE!
/ -Oui oui! / [[Meanwhile...]]
/ -...And while... http://go-girly.com/go/puppyclub5 |
| cutewendy: #6 | Meow meow!
/ Meow... / Meow meow meow! / Meow meow? / MEOW! http://cutewendy.com/go/6 |
| girly: #6 | This story would be way too short, had that REALLY been the last of her...
/ ...but we'll get back to her later... / Hey Girly!
/ Oh, no... / I am NOT going on a date with you Steak. PLEASE don't bother asking...
/ But you GOTTA hear me out, babe!
/ My penis is so much larger than it was when we last spoke! / I've... http://go-girly.com/go/6 |
| Girly: Art Day 6 | ART DAY 6 / Winter and Otra remind you to wash your hands. http://go-girly.com/go/artday-006 |
| cutewendy: #7 | Meow meow.
/ Meow. / Whoa! We're human again!
/ Thank god!! / I hope this means that those mean people in management finally decided to leave us alone and let us do the... / ...comic...
/ D'oh. http://cutewendy.com/go/7 |
| girly: #7 | You are all going to burn...
/ in eternal HELLFIRE! / Yes, each and every one of you will roast in painful agony for all of eternity!
/ ...Why isn't anyone listening to me!? / Oh! You're listening! Thank you!
/ ...You're going to burn in HELL!
/ I envy you... / You seem constantly angry, but at least... http://go-girly.com/go/7 |
| cutewendy: #8 | THAT'S IT! It's time to COMPLAIN!!
/ RIGHT! / Look... we just want to have as many readers as possible, so we put magic boxes in selected computers. It determines the tastes of the reader, and automatically makes changes to the comic based on that...
/ HUGH BACKPOUND, Promotional Director
/ Oh yeah? Do... http://cutewendy.com/go/8 |
| girly: #8 | all I ever do these days is wander... / It's not like I've had a hard life... No tragic past... Nothing to feel angry about.. I don't think I've made any bad choices in my life... I have nothing to regret... I've gone through life just as everyone else has, more or less... / ...yet I can't stop feeling... http://go-girly.com/go/8 |
| cutewendy: #9 | We don't like the idea of our viewers determining the direction of our lives. We want to be in charge of our own destinies!
/ Yeah.
/ Look, we do this so we can have as many readers as possible. The magic box gives us the opportunity to give everyone what they want, and make everyone happy! / ...
/ how... http://cutewendy.com/go/9 |
| girly: #9 | All she ever does is wander...
/ ... but if she's so depressed, and has such a low opinion of other humans... / ...why does she leave the house?
/ ... / ...I think it's because, subconciously, she still has hope.
/ She hopes to find someone. / ...Or maybe she's hoping...
/ ...someone will find HER... / ...and... http://go-girly.com/go/9 |
| cutewendy: #10 | It sure is nice to be in charge of our destinies again!
/ It sure is! / What Wendy said was ironic, being that she is a comic character drawn by someone else, who determines her actions. The irony is presented in a humorous manner, therefore it is appropriate that you laugh uproariously. / Still...... http://cutewendy.com/go/10 |
| girly: #10 | Let me guess...
/ Back when you left, you didn't really go away at all, and have been quietly stalking me ever since?
/ What makes you think thaaaaaaaaat? / *SIGH* ...LOOK.
/ If you really want to hang around with me, go ahead.
/ Really? / Don't get me WRONG!
/ If you're going to hang around me anyway,... http://go-girly.com/go/10 |
| cutewendy: #11 | WENDY.
/ GEORGE W. / FLOOMP / :shk:
/ FOOM
/ WENDY!! / You KNOW that smoking dope is bad for you! http://cutewendy.com/go/11 |
| girly: #11 | I'm telling you... Our lives truly begin today.
/ I'm still wondering what makes you think that... / It's because when the leader and her sidekick get together, that's when MAGIC starts to happen! / You SAID it, Michael Bolton!
/ ? / By the WAAAAY... / I never DID get your NAME...
/ SCREEEEEEEECRU... http://go-girly.com/go/11 |
| cutewendy: #12 | I'm Wendy, and I've become a HIPPIE!
/ HIPPYHIPPYHIPPYHIPPYHIPPYHIPPYHIPPYHIPPY!
/ TWANG TWANG TWANG / SMAK / Th-thanks...
/ Don't mention it... http://cutewendy.com/go/12 |
| girly: #12 | Tk
/ Tk / VSSH.. / SHF
/ SHF
/ Wh- WHO'S THERE!? / HYUUUUUuuuuuuu / Guess I'm just hearing things... / Tk. / VOOSH! / Nya ha HO! / KYAAAAAAAAAooooohmm <3 <3 <3 <3 http://go-girly.com/go/12 |
| cutewendy: #13 | and now...
/ ATTACK OF THE KILLER SCREENTONES! / Oh no! It's... it's coming right for us!
/ RUN! / AAAGH!
/ It got Roger!
/ NO! / GYAAA!
/ AAAH! HELP ME! / AIIGH!
/ BEWARE! you could be next! http://cutewendy.com/go/13 |
| girly: #13 | MY good-ness! ANOTHER one!
/ Y- yeah ... / Another unconcious naked lady...
/ That's the fith one in the past three blocks! / This has been seen before...
/ EEP!
/ Why, it's the great detective clampjaw!
/ Trails of naked ladies... they were found earlier in Notlob, and then in Manland City. / And now... http://go-girly.com/go/13 |
| cutewendy: #14 | and now...
/ SILENT TREATMENT! / M-Mindy... I'm SORRY I cheated on you with your roommate, mother, best friend, and uncle! I SWEAR it WON'T HAPPEN again! / Ryan... I have only four syllables for you! NO NO MO HE! / No no mo...? / He?
/ PING / Aw... c-c'mon Mindy... don't be like that...
/ ...
/ Mindy,... http://cutewendy.com/go/14 |
| girly: #14 | anyway... / Wh-where are we GOING!?!
/ Don't you SEE? Elephants are popping up everywhere around town!
/ The town has an ELEPHANT PROBLEM! / We are going to solve it! This is our first adventure, as leader and SIDEKICK / TP-
/ WHUMP / My! Why did you do that?
/ Look, I said you could hang with me, but... http://go-girly.com/go/14 |
| cutewendy: #15 | La la la / LOOK! A moo cow! / She's on to us... http://cutewendy.com/go/15 |
| girly: #15 | All right... stop eating my sidekick, you... ELEPHANT!
/ VSSSH / KRAK! / VWP VWP / KRAK (again) / GRRRRRR.... / whine whine... / ... / BWEE! <3 BWEEEE! <3 <3 <3
/ BWON BWON
/ M-maybe this IS a problem... http://go-girly.com/go/15 |
| cutewendy: #16 | Oh, Wendy! That feels so good!
/ tee hee / Hold it.
/ What is it? / I feel like someone's watching us...
/ Really?
/ AIEE! / Heh heh heh...
/ GRANDPA http://cutewendy.com/go/16 |
| girly: #16 | So, Winter... have you actually given any thought as to how or why us two are going to be the ones to help stop the elephant problem?
/ Oh, it's quite simple... / If we scour the city and eat everyone's breakfast cereal, we shall have the strength to run across multiplatforms stapling hamburgers to trees.... http://go-girly.com/go/16 |
| cutewendy: #17 | BRUSH BRUSH / SNAP! GRAB / FWAP / Okay... WHO replaced my toothbrush with a platypus?
/ Not me! http://cutewendy.com/go/17 |
| girly: #17 | It makes girls happy!
/ Sturdy like a rod of gold...
/ SEVEN INCHES LONG! / That was a haiku!
/ Uh-huh...
/ About my PENIS!
/ Yes, Steak. I GATHERED. / So... hearing that made you want to DATE me, right, Girly?
/ No
/ Right?
/ No
/ Right?
/ No / LEAVE HER ALONE!
/ BONGO / ...... / "GIRLY," huh? Is THAT what... http://go-girly.com/go/17 |
| cutewendy: #18 | Because Josh is currently in the hospital recovering from explosive diarrhea, today's comic will be done by Billy, age 5. / Hi Wendy!
/ Hi! / La la
/ Whoopee! / I sure hope Billy did a good job with this comic.
/ Yes. Otherwize Josh will beat him. http://cutewendy.com/go/18 |
| girly: #18 | This is my mother!
/ She was very smart and VERY beautiful!
/ ...and she was very well endowed! At LEAST a d-cup! It's a standard I can only hope to achieve! / ...she was the sidekick of my dad
/ My dad was kind of rude, but deep down, she was full of love! Together, as leader and sidekick, they were the... http://go-girly.com/go/18 |
| cutewendy: #19 | ? / ... / Busy day, huh?
/ Yeah... how'd you know? http://cutewendy.com/go/19 |
| girly: #19 | MMMM!
/ Oh, god! WHY!?
/ WHY ART THOU EATING ME!? / All right, elephants!
/ Your reign of annoyance ends, now that my sidekick and I are about! SCREAMING FIST! / EY!
/ BAP. / .....
/ TONK! / SHOOM / Ding! / AAAAAAA... / That's one down!
/ ...and what scares me is I was EXPECTING that to happen... http://go-girly.com/go/19 |
| cutewendy: #20 | Do you think the diverse quantifications override the speculations of proactive integration?
/ Yes, but might I add... / SUDDENLY...
/ AGGH! MY LARYNX HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY A BOLL WEEVIL! / CUTEWENDY & THE OTHER GIRL: .... / But fortunately, He-man defeated Skeletor and saved the day. http://cutewendy.com/go/20 |
| girly: #20 | ...so Winter and I spent the day fighting elephants... / I mostly just watched at first...
/ GO WINTER! / ...but eventually I lended a hand as well... / and then, finally...
/ BREAKING NEWS! The elephant problem is OVER!
/ And it's all thanks to... / CAPTAIN FIST! The city's greatest hero!
/ ...using... http://go-girly.com/go/20 |
| cutewendy: #21 | Hey, Wendy!
/ Guess who's coming to town? / Maury Amsterdam?
/ Nope... it's none other than the ORIGINAL BOY BAND! / O-ORIGINAL BOY BAND!?
/ Yup.. check it out! / Oh my GOD. We have GOT to see this..
/ That we do...
/ Alvin & the Chipmunks Live!
/ Nov 8 at the Herring Dome http://cutewendy.com/go/21 |
| girly: #21 | Well... I'm not sure why I let you follow me...
/ ...but here we are... / Just don't count on this being a regular thing, okay?
/ Anyway, I got a fold-out couch you can use...
/ Oh, I wouldn't think of it!
/ You got a nice yard. It'll do fine! / Uh... really, it's okay. You don't need to sleep outsi-
... http://go-girly.com/go/21 |
| cutewendy: #22 | What a great concert!
/ I concur! / We're the Chipmunks...
/ Um... Wendy..
/ Don't look now, but we seem to have some rowdy fans coming our way...
/ Huh? / ALVIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!
/ Oh my god! They're going to TRAMPLE us!
/ AIEEEEEEE! http://cutewendy.com/go/22 |
| girly: #22 | And the broadcast day ends at channel 11... / Excellent broadcast, June! Top notch!
/ Thanks, Harry!
/ June.. Ummm.. wanna.. um.. go out for coffee? / Oh, Collin... I'm sorry... but I'm saving my heart for Captain Fist!
/ Awww...
/ sigh / ♪
/ Click / FWAP /
/ OHH!
/ glint glint / TP
/ Uhhh... / Mwaaaaa / Ooooooooohh!!
/ slp... http://go-girly.com/go/22 |
| cutewendy: #23 | I... I just wanted to have a fun time at the Chipmunks concert. We all did. I don't know why this had to happen... / Me and my friend were in the front row. It was the best place to be... until we noticed a mad frenzy of fans rushing directly toward the stage. I've never been so terrified.
/ But the... http://cutewendy.com/go/23 |
| girly: #23 | Zzzzzzz / Winter... / ...she's the strangest girl I've ever met...
/ ...so rampantly eccentric, and yet she always maintains a somewhat serene demeanor...
/ ...it's a bit aggrivating... She's so hard to figure out... / ...and now I'm going to be up all night...
/ ...trying to figure out why I enjoy being... http://go-girly.com/go/23 |
| cutewendy: #24 | Y'know, there's a lesson to be learned from this whole concert debacle... / "Snow goons are bad news."
/ Um.. / NOT SO FAST, MISSY! The story ain't over yet! You're under arrest!
/ Under arrest!? For WHAT!? / Murder.
/ Oh YEAH...
/ Idiot. http://cutewendy.com/go/24 |
| girly: #24 | KRAK
/ BOOM
/ SHHAaaaaaaaaaa.... / VSH
/ SHaaaaaaa... / FWAP
/ Shaaaaaaa... / Brrr... / Tp Tp / Haah... Haah... http://go-girly.com/go/24 |
| cutewendy: #25 | Well, readers, since Wendy will be spending a while in jail, it looks like I'll be in charge for a bit.
/ And I'll be accompanying you! / Huh? Hey... aren't you one of those Wendy Industries employees?
/ Yep. I was sent in to fill in the sidekick role.
/ Didn't we burn your complex down? / Only the FAKE... http://cutewendy.com/go/25 |
| girly: #25 | Vss /
/ Vmm.. / /
/ Fwmp Fwmp / / ! / Vshh.. / ZZzz.. / .... / Fwmp..
/ Sleepless Night... http://go-girly.com/go/25 |
| cutewendy: #26 | THE ADVENTURES OF OTHER GIRL AND XEROX MAN! / I can't believe we're doing this...
/ Aw... quit your bellyaching...
/ I can't help it! / I'm always nervous and agitated 'cause that's the way I'm drawn!
/ Gee... I never thought of that... life as a Xerox must be tough, huh? / Even so, this is my workplace... http://cutewendy.com/go/26 |
| girly: #26 | Good morning, Cute-town...
/ I'm June O'Frank for Channel 11 news...
/ Welcome to the morning show! / And now...
/ Our top story... / I love you, El Chupacabre!!! / Chupacabre, my darling! If you're out there, call me! Please!!
/ June!? / I'm lost without you, Chupacabre! I need you! Aaaiiiiieee!
/ June,... http://go-girly.com/go/26 |
| cutewendy: #27 | THE ADVENTURES OF THE OTHER GIRL AND XEROX MAN! / I can't believe a "nervous" guy like you would proposition me in such a blatant and vulgar way. You should be ashamed.
/ ...and yet you agreed to come...
/ UN-LOCK / Does this place have a shower?
/ Yep.
/ Cool. / Don't go anywhere.
/ Yes ma'am.
/ SIT
/ ... http://cutewendy.com/go/27 |
| girly: #27 | .....
/ Oh! Good morning!
/ I hope you don't mind my letting myself in. I wanted to make breakfast for you! / My! Did you sleep okay?
/ I...Didn't sleep. / Really? How come? / I dunno. / Well, maybe you'll fell better after having one of my omelettes.
/ Please have one!
/ Um...
/ Okay. / Mm! http://go-girly.com/go/27 |
| cutewendy: #28 | THE ADVENTURES OF THE OTHER GIRL AND XEROX MAN! / Hmmhmm... / *whew* / Okey dokey!
/ TUG / FLOOMP
/ Gyeep. http://cutewendy.com/go/28 |
| girly: #28 | What's going on here? / How is it?
/ It's very good!
/ I'm glad to hear that!
/ this is the best breakfast I ever had...
/ this girl...
/ ever since she showed up... / it's been like this...
/ I don't what to think of it...
/ it's... surreal.
/ like a dream...
/ dream... / I gotta go!!
/ Oh? / But... I was... http://go-girly.com/go/28 |
| cutewendy: #29 | THE ADVENTURES OF THE OTHER GIRL AND XEROX MAN! / All right... I went through the trouble to get out of my clothes... it's only fair that you do too...
/ Gotcha. / ...uh... ...umm... / U-uh.. n- / NOOOOO! http://cutewendy.com/go/29 |
| girly: #29 | *SIGH*
/ Mom... Dad...
/ I'm not coming on too strong, am I? / It's just... ever since I saw her...
/ She's been around so many people...
/ ...but she never gets any attention...
/ At least, not the kind she deserves... / I guess... a girl like me might be kind of scary to her, huh?
/ Yeah... / Time to... http://go-girly.com/go/29 |
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