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cutewendy: #60 *tap tap tap tap* / ...and down goes that server! Whee! Destroying civilization is fun! Now who's next..? / sigh / There's only one thing that can be done in a case like this... / *Bip Bip* / Twenty minutes later... / ...and that is why destroying civilization is wrong. Do you understand, Wendy? / Yes!...
girly: #60 Whatever you do, don't tell my uncle I'm here, okay? / And don't tell anyone what I've told you either... / Hmm? / Who shouldn't tell who about what now? / Hey, great detective... isn't that El Chupacabre over there? (Point) / Arf! / STOP! In the name of the law! / Yip Yip Yip!! / ANYWAY... / Usually...
cutewendy: #61 Now that I'm no longer evil, I can use my L33333T3T3T3T COMB-PEW-TORE SKILLZ for GOOD! I can find cures for diseases, balance the national budget, and make the ENTIRE UNIVERSE more efficient and friendly. I can turn our planet into a UTOPIA! I have the POWER! / Of course, you're not going to do ANY...
girly: #61 Thanks for letting me borrow your clothes, Girly! they feel really cozy, and a lot less itchy than my dress was! / No problem. / (She had to be wearing that dress for weeks... / Has she been drifting all that time? I wonder why... / It's funny... I still don't know hardly anything about Winter...) / GEH. / Wh-WHAT!? / Sometimes,...
cutewendy: #62 *MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH* / What a yummy rug! / *MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH* / Was the comic ALWAYS this bad? / *MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH*
girly: #62 ...With a bag of chicken fried steak! / / Oh my! KITTY! (wh-POW!) / Awww... look. He's got a hamburger! / That's so adorable. I wonder where he got it? / Myew Myew Myew / That cat's been around this square for over a year now... / He walks around and people will give him food. He lives that way... / Really? / So... / He...
cutewendy: #63 YEARRGH! I'M CURSED! / My sidekick must've been bit by a Skulltula! / YEARRGH! I'M CURSED! / Now I have to go out and kill 100 of them! / 100 SKULLTULAS LATER... / YEARRGH! I'M CURSED! / ? / And thus, Wendy learns the harsh lesson that life is not a video game. / Then what are these Skulltulas doing h...
girly: #63 You're really concerned about the cat, aren't you? I'm kind of surprised... / But it's not necessary. He seems perfectly content with the way he lives... / Oh, it's not a bad way to live... / ...But it's always nice to have a home to come back to... / Um... That's what I assume, anyway! / hee hee
cutewendy: #64 What am I... really? / Am I merely a half-assed creation to give people something to look at while they wait for next week's episode of "Wendy"? / ...or am I something MORE? / My design is similar to Wendy's, and I share her name... But I'm NOT her. At least I know THAT much. But beyond the fact that...
girly: #64 (So that's it... she has no place to live... / Could it be... all this was about her wanting to freeload?) / This is a HAM! Ham is GOOD! / (No... I don't believe that. / Didn't she say something earlier... about her parents wanting her to do something? / I don't remember, but... I know it was important...) / There...
 
cutewendy: #65 CuteWendy / Part 2: Kittens / Kittens... / fuzzy kittens... / cute, fuzzy, adorable kittens... / They Are No Match For...El Diablo!
girly: #65 I wonder what detective Clampjaw is doing in town... he seemed a little stressed out... / Hmm... I shoulda paid attention to the news this morning... / It's nothing to worry about. / You're my sidekick, after all... I'll look out for you! / Sidekick, huh? I almost forgot about that... / So... What will...
cutewendy: #66 El Diablo! / Master Of The Blade! / Feared by Men! / Loved by Women! / And in the morning, there's nothing he enjoys more than a nice bowl of frosted Licky Charms! / They're pragically delicious! / A man of strong conviction! A Man of morals! / A man with nothing to hide other than total sexual inadequacy! / Truly...
girly: #66 See you later, cat... / Do yourself a favor, and don't eat EVERYTHING people hand you... / ...Because you've become a real pudgy little... / Poke / Mew / ! / Poke / Mew / / Poke / Mew / Poke Mew Poke Mew Poke Mew Poke Mew Poke Mew Poke Mew Poke Mew / So, you made a new friend after all! / Shut up!
cutewendy: #67 El Diablo! A Man of few words! / Banjo! / Ampersand! / Lipblam! / A man of few telephones! / Too bad I don't have a phone...someone could be calling me. / But above all... / He has a firm stomach and tight buttocks! / Observe:
girly: #67 Hey, Mister Police Guy! Get over here! / How did you know my name is "Mr. Policeguy"? / Never mind that... look at this... / I mapped out all of El Chupacabre's victims, and all his most recent ones are clustered right here... ...the area we're standing in now... / I see! So... we... / We wait right...
cutewendy: #68 It was only a matter of time before Cutewendy and El Diablo crossed paths / ♪ Pop goes da weasel 'cause da weasel goes pop! ♪ / Greetings ladies! I am El Diablo! / You've really gotta get out of the habit of shooting everyone who introduces themselves to us, Wendy... / Look. Do I tell you...
girly: #68 ...And that's why reality teevee is so interesting... because it's so... like... REAL... ya know? / Being real helps me identify with it, 'cause I'M, like, real! / In fact, I wish I could be on one of those shows... / then people would find me interesting! / Why did this girl start talking to us, Girly? / It...
cutewendy: #69 YAWN. / Ho Hum. / I wish SOMETHING interesting would happen... / Yeah. / YO YO YO! / I'm the Rappin' Nun, and I'm gonna lay me down some dipe rhymes in the name of God, yo! / I meant something BESIDES that...
girly: #69 So she was like "OMG!" and I was like "WTF!" and we LOLed because it reminded us of our favorite webcomic, "OMGLOLWTF"!! / Unbelievable! She's been talking for forty-five minutes now! / Can I PLEASE shoot her into space now?? / Girly... For all we know, these people probably talk to you because they...
 
cutewendy: #70 .... / Yeah! I'm Rappin' Nun Areola! I am a righteous soldier of light, and getting down! / Plus, under this gown, I'm really hot! / Daaaamn, you is fine! Shake that groove thang, Sista! / Woo! / Who keeps letting these people into my comic!?
girly: #70 That you, Wilkins? It's Policeguy, and I have it on good authority that I'll be running into Chupacabre soon. I need backup... STAT. / ...EIGHT hotel tickets? / What? NO. BACKUP, Wilkins, I need BACKUP. / ...... / EIGHT hotel tickets!? / Just put the chief on, Wilkins! / CHIEF... I'm calling for- / POLICEGUY... / NI...NICKEL!? / Mm... / You...
cutewendy: #71 How To Draw Manga / 1) Draw really humongous eyes. / 2) Draw a tiny nose and mouth / 3) Draw the rest / 4) Now create anime-style dialogue / Wai! / Wasn't that Easy??
girly: #71 Did you notice that girl could only talk about what's on television? / Yep. / Social Commentary / Such a sad state our society is in, don't you think? People are so obsessed with entertainment that they can't even talk about their own lives anymore! My! / Yeah, well. I felt that way once... but you know... / The...
cutewendy: #72 'Scuse us, readers. Something just came to our attention. / Seems EVERY comic and humor site is contractually obligated to do at least one "Zero Wing" joke... / SO! Without further ado... / ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US! / YARRG! FOR GREAT JUSTICE! YARRG! / See ya next week... / Yup...
girly: #72 *sigh* / There you are, lad! / *SIGH* / Just spent the last four hours talking to what appeared to be a key witness, whom I later learned was actually a stop sign. So I haven't gathered any... "information", per se, but I did happen upon a FEELING... a vibe... INTUITION, if you will... / Yes... I believe...
cutewendy: #73 Arrgh... Darn it... I HATE this time of the month! / *cramp cramp crampola* / Ah! / *trip* / *SPLOOSH* / Oh no! This is the "Spring of Drowned Man"! Now I'll turn into a man whenever I touch cold water! / ... / Saaaaay...
girly: #73 Hmm.. / ...Kitten bumper pool... / / Mmmm.. / ...With a buttplug! / / Snrk. / WHOOOA! / WHAT!?! / You actually smiled! And giggled! I've never seen you smile like that before! / Oh... right. / Something neat happened! I won! I'm a WINNER! / Whatever... / You should do that more often... / Uh......
cutewendy: #74 Hay! Notice anything different about me? / Wow... / All this time, you've been padding your bus-- / *KONK* / WRONG. / I've become a victim of a random anime reference! You know how in Ranma 1/2, all these hot springs kept making people turn into various things when touching cold water? Well, I just fell...
girly: #74 Honestly... / What on earth was THAT about? / Making such a big deal out of something like that... / So what if I smiled? / So what if I don't do it often? / So what if I just smiled for the first time in as long as I can remember... / ...all because of Winter?
 
cutewendy: #75 Well, it's been a few days... / And now, by applying hot water, I'm back to normal! / (Expository dialogue for those unfamiliar with "Ranma".) / Ahh... What a life. And the best thing is, there are no drawbacks to this! Yup! Not one single drawback whatsoever! / GREETINGS, DAME! I am a handsome and well-endowed...
girly: #75 (Suddenly... I feel I need to go back to her... But I'm afraid to... I don't understand... Why do I feel this way?) / I... / I have to... / / / LAD!? / ...* / *Urgle urgle..* / Chupacabre... he didn't...?? / He stopped when he realized I was a guy... / I know now that he's a force like no other. He...
cutewendy: #76 Well, I won't disturb you with the harrowing details of the event that made me decide to do this, but I'm off to search for a cure to my condition. / I don't know how long it'll take. Could be days... Could be YEARS... / You've got MAIL! / Dear Madams, / We hear at Tokuma Shoten wish to inform you that...
girly: #76 Sigh. / (Did I almost just...? / What's going on? Who IS this guy?) / I've know about this man for a while. He means well... but he's kind of... stupid. / I didn't want to get involved. I thought I could keep you away from him... but I failed... / I'm sorry Girly... / I'm not a very good leader... / Madam,...
cutewendy: #77 When a comic panders, it's a cheap and unfair way to get more readers! / Don't you agree, sidekick? / Sigh / The punchline to this comic is WAY too obvious, Wendy... / Let's not go through with it. / Hmm... You're right. / I think the artist has hit a slump... / So let's forget about telling jokes for...
girly: #77 All right now..... cool off!! / FSSHHHHHHHHHHT / That'll put a stop to anyone of the male persuasion... / Even YOU, Chupacabre. / Sorry I had to do that. I can see you're really confused.... / My... you've never been rejected by a girl in your life, have you? / Re-reee...jeeec...teed? / Duuuuuuuuuuh... / That's...
cutewendy: #78 ARTISTS! DON'T YA JUST HATE THAT!? / IDEA! / Say, what a nice idea for a comic! / People will really like this! / But before I draw it, I'll eat dinner. Mmm... Crappy microwave hamburgers. DEE-licious. / What's up, doc? / LATER / Okay! Time to draw my great idea! / Let's see... How did it go? / ........ / Um... / Uh... / AAAARGH! / As...
girly: #78 Sex-u-ali-tyyyy... / It's considered so evil and shameful in our modern, shielded, puritanical, provincial, uppity, and elitist society! So many people these days think it's best to keep it contained... / Whereas SOME of us choose NOT to deny our human nature! HOWEVER... / It CAN be evil and shameful... / *Toik!* / Ow. / If...
cutewendy: #79 yeargh.
girly: #79 He's never ATTACKED any women... / He's just always had an effect on them that makes him IRRESISTABLE / ...and after so many years of that... he just came to believe that's what he was meant to do... / Think he knows better now? / He'll be fine. Finally being told "no" gave him a lot to think about... / My,...
 
cutewendy: #80 (no dialogue)
girly: #80 ("You're my sidekick, and I'll always look out for you..." / Winter... / No one's ever cared for me like this before... / ...but, she's so hard to figure out... / ...what AM I to Winter? / What does it mean to be her "sidekick"? / ...Am I REALLY nothing more than...) / (....) / (Wh-why do I care so much...
cutewendy: #81 Today is "Help Others Day," the day for helping others! / Therefore I must go and find someone to help, so that I may live up to the spirit of "Help Others Day" by helping someone! / Ahhhh! I am in need of help! / Hark! That sounds like the voice of someone in need of help! Therefore I shall go and...
girly: #81 INTERLUDE morning for Chupacabre / [[Girl on Bench is sitting on a park bench]] / Chupacabre: That girl looks lonely! / Chupacabre: Like she needs someone! / [[Chupacabre is revealed to be hiding in the bushes]] / Chupacabre: Surely she needs a bit of the Chupacabre! / <> / [[Chupacabre runs from...
cutewendy: #82 Creetings! It is "Help Others Day," and I overheard you needed help, so I am here to help you! / It all started three weeks ago... / One day, I made a startling realization... / Gasp! / I just realize something startlingly! / I know a guy named "Banana", you I have never eaten a banana! / I must solve...
girly: #82 INTERLUDE / the next town over... / SURRENDER NOW, Captain Fist! / I have the mayor's daughter as my hostage! / Help! / I think it would be in your best interests to GIVE ME CONTROL OF THE CITY! / You're a coward, ASSMASTER! / This is between you and me! Let the girl go! / You're a FOOL if you think I'm...
cutewendy: #83 You want me to do WHAT? / Show that man how to eat a banana. / Wendy, why do the favors you ask of me ALWAYS involve sticking some kind of phallic object into my mouth? / Just SHOW him, okay? / He'll never be at peace until he learns! / Learns what? / All right, I'll do it... But you OWE me... / Right....
girly: #83 INTERLUDE / one haircut later... / There you are, lad! / I hardly recognized you... / It seems... that no one has seen hide nor hair of Chupacabre since you ran into him... / No reports all night... And those were his peak hours... / You know what this means... / He must have moved on... to another city... / My...
cutewendy: #84 Wait'll I tell the others about this! / G'bye, spikey-haired guy! / Thanks for the random guest appearance! / Well, we helped someone on "Helping Others Day." What should we do now? / Let's work on ending world hunger! / Great idea! / And so, the girls went off to have sex. / But... Our story does not...
girly: #84 [[Close-up of Otra sleeping]] / <> / U-uh... / <> / [[Same close-up, but Otra is starting to get turned-on]] / (Wha...? / S-someone's fondling me!!) / U uhh / <> / [[Same close-up as Otra starts to wake up]] / (It can't be...) / <> / [[Otra finally...
 
cutewendy: #85 Hello, readers. Josh has been kinda sickly lately, and he has a bunch of comic deadlines on top of that, so... / to take over for Josh today, we present...SHIRT GUY FLOM! / Hey hey! / BKAM / BKAM BKAM BKAM / BKAM BKAM BKAM / BKAM BKAM BKAM / BKAM BKAM BKAM / BKAM :click: :click: / KLIKLIK k-chak / BKAM...
girly: #85 CHAPTER IV / [[Otra walks into the kitchen where Winter is cooking, wearing a large chefs hat]] / Well! Good morning, sleepyhead! / Hey Winter... the cat followed us home... / Yes, he did! I'm cooking some bacon for him! / [[Close-up of Otra's face, she has a concerned look on her face]] / Bacon?? Are you...
cutewendy: #86 CUTEwendy / Now with more violence! / HYAH! / *FWAP* / Ouch! What do you do?? / HYAH! / *FWAP* / Ouch! What do you do?? / LATER THAT DAY! / GRR! / HYAH! / *wiff wiff wiff* / *VOOSH* / I wanted you to meey Alyssa! / Now you have the look of a hero!
girly: #86 ♪ Pasta, pasta, primavera... ♪ / ♪ Rigatoni, Ravioli... ♪ / Ah.. batter.. there's just something about it... / *Slp* / ...... / (She's so hard to figure out... / She's so eccentric... you don't really know what she's really thinking... / ...but I guess that's what I like about...
cutewendy: #87 With all the violence and school shootings and stuff that's been going on lately, it's horrible for the artist to devote a week of comics to violent acts... / ...without even learning to draw a decent gun! I mean, really... What the hell is this!? / SUDDENLY, A MADMAN DRIVING A TANK ENTERS THE SCENE! / I...
girly: #87 What IS it with me today...? / Dreaming about her is one thing... that's all beyond my control... / ...but now I'm actively fantasizing... and GAWKING... it's so unlike me! / It's like... / Suddenly, I'm noticing so many things about her... / Um... hey, cat... / I have some bacon for... / You STILL...
cutewendy: #88 Well, this series has certainly shown me how stupid violence can be. Well, no more! It's time for me to make a change! / One change later... / Check it out, Sidekick! I've just changed! I am now Gerardo! / Yep! My only addiction has to do with the female species! I eat 'em raw like sushi! / But then,...
girly: #88 Tch... I swear... this cat... / You know, Winter... he was perfectly content wandering and foraging around the city... then we had to go and be NICE to him... / You know he woke me up by fondling my chest? The little freak. / Awww... he was pawing you? hehe... / All cats do that thing with the paws,...
cutewendy: #89 CUTELESNICK / .... / ........ / .............. / ARRRRGH... / *BONK BONK BONK* / TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES
girly: #89 So, is that really your only dress, Winter? / Well...yes. / C'mon...I think I know what we're going to be doing today. / Huh? Shopping? But... / It's on me...Don't worry. / But...You're MY sidekick... / Yeah, yeah...I'm the sidekick...The sidekick with money. / Ohhh...Yes...Shopping requires money... / Say!...
 

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