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| cutewendy: #60 | *tap tap tap tap*
/ ...and down goes that server! Whee! Destroying civilization is fun! Now who's next..?
/ sigh / There's only one thing that can be done in a case like this...
/ *Bip Bip* / Twenty minutes later... / ...and that is why destroying civilization is wrong. Do you understand, Wendy?
/ Yes!... http://cutewendy.com/go/60 |
| girly: #60 | Whatever you do, don't tell my uncle I'm here, okay?
/ And don't tell anyone what I've told you either... / Hmm?
/ Who shouldn't tell who about what now? / Hey, great detective... isn't that El Chupacabre over there? (Point) / Arf! / STOP! In the name of the law!
/ Yip Yip Yip!!
/ ANYWAY... / Usually... http://go-girly.com/go/60 |
| cutewendy: #61 | Now that I'm no longer evil, I can use my L33333T3T3T3T COMB-PEW-TORE SKILLZ for GOOD! I can find cures for diseases, balance the national budget, and make the ENTIRE UNIVERSE more efficient and friendly. I can turn our planet into a UTOPIA! I have the POWER! / Of course, you're not going to do ANY... http://cutewendy.com/go/61 |
| girly: #61 | Thanks for letting me borrow your clothes, Girly! they feel really cozy, and a lot less itchy than my dress was!
/ No problem. / (She had to be wearing that dress for weeks...
/ Has she been drifting all that time? I wonder why...
/ It's funny... I still don't know hardly anything about Winter...) / GEH. / Wh-WHAT!? / Sometimes,... http://go-girly.com/go/61 |
| cutewendy: #62 | *MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH* / What a yummy rug! / *MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH* / Was the comic ALWAYS this bad?
/ *MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH* http://cutewendy.com/go/62 |
| girly: #62 | ...With a bag of chicken fried steak! /
/ Oh my! KITTY! (wh-POW!) / Awww... look. He's got a hamburger!
/ That's so adorable. I wonder where he got it?
/ Myew Myew Myew / That cat's been around this square for over a year now...
/ He walks around and people will give him food. He lives that way...
/ Really? / So...
/ He... http://go-girly.com/go/62 |
| cutewendy: #63 | YEARRGH! I'M CURSED! / My sidekick must've been bit by a Skulltula!
/ YEARRGH! I'M CURSED!
/ Now I have to go out and kill 100 of them! / 100 SKULLTULAS LATER...
/ YEARRGH! I'M CURSED!
/ ? / And thus, Wendy learns the harsh lesson that life is not a video game.
/ Then what are these Skulltulas doing h... http://cutewendy.com/go/63 |
| girly: #63 | You're really concerned about the cat, aren't you? I'm kind of surprised...
/ But it's not necessary. He seems perfectly content with the way he lives... / Oh, it's not a bad way to live...
/ ...But it's always nice to have a home to come back to... / Um... That's what I assume, anyway! / hee hee http://go-girly.com/go/63 |
| cutewendy: #64 | What am I... really? / Am I merely a half-assed creation to give people something to look at while they wait for next week's episode of "Wendy"?
/ ...or am I something MORE? / My design is similar to Wendy's, and I share her name... But I'm NOT her. At least I know THAT much. But beyond the fact that... http://cutewendy.com/go/64 |
| girly: #64 | (So that's it... she has no place to live...
/ Could it be... all this was about her wanting to freeload?)
/ This is a HAM! Ham is GOOD! / (No... I don't believe that.
/ Didn't she say something earlier... about her parents wanting her to do something?
/ I don't remember, but... I know it was important...)
/ There... http://go-girly.com/go/64 |
| cutewendy: #65 | CuteWendy
/ Part 2: Kittens / Kittens... / fuzzy kittens... / cute, fuzzy, adorable kittens... / They Are No Match For...El Diablo! http://cutewendy.com/go/65 |
| girly: #65 | I wonder what detective Clampjaw is doing in town... he seemed a little stressed out...
/ Hmm... I shoulda paid attention to the news this morning...
/ It's nothing to worry about. / You're my sidekick, after all... I'll look out for you! / Sidekick, huh? I almost forgot about that... / So... What will... http://go-girly.com/go/65 |
| cutewendy: #66 | El Diablo!
/ Master Of The Blade!
/ Feared by Men!
/ Loved by Women! / And in the morning, there's nothing he enjoys more than a nice bowl of frosted Licky Charms!
/ They're pragically delicious! / A man of strong conviction! A Man of morals!
/ A man with nothing to hide other than total sexual inadequacy! / Truly... http://cutewendy.com/go/66 |
| girly: #66 | See you later, cat...
/ Do yourself a favor, and don't eat EVERYTHING people hand you...
/ ...Because you've become a real pudgy little...
/ Poke
/ Mew / ! / Poke
/ Mew /
/ Poke
/ Mew / Poke Mew Poke Mew Poke Mew Poke Mew Poke Mew Poke Mew Poke Mew / So, you made a new friend after all!
/ Shut up! http://go-girly.com/go/66 |
| cutewendy: #67 | El Diablo! A Man of few words!
/ Banjo!
/ Ampersand!
/ Lipblam! / A man of few telephones!
/ Too bad I don't have a phone...someone could be calling me. / But above all... / He has a firm stomach and tight buttocks!
/ Observe: http://cutewendy.com/go/67 |
| girly: #67 | Hey, Mister Police Guy! Get over here! / How did you know my name is "Mr. Policeguy"?
/ Never mind that... look at this... / I mapped out all of El Chupacabre's victims, and all his most recent ones are clustered right here... ...the area we're standing in now... / I see! So... we...
/ We wait right... http://go-girly.com/go/67 |
| cutewendy: #68 | It was only a matter of time before Cutewendy and El Diablo crossed paths
/ ♪ Pop goes da weasel 'cause da weasel goes pop! ♪ / Greetings ladies! I am El Diablo! / You've really gotta get out of the habit of shooting everyone who introduces themselves to us, Wendy...
/ Look. Do I tell you... http://cutewendy.com/go/68 |
| girly: #68 | ...And that's why reality teevee is so interesting... because it's so... like... REAL... ya know?
/ Being real helps me identify with it, 'cause I'M, like, real! / In fact, I wish I could be on one of those shows...
/ then people would find me interesting! / Why did this girl start talking to us, Girly?
/ It... http://go-girly.com/go/68 |
| cutewendy: #69 | YAWN.
/ Ho Hum. / I wish SOMETHING interesting would happen...
/ Yeah. / YO YO YO!
/ I'm the Rappin' Nun, and I'm gonna lay me down some dipe rhymes in the name of God, yo! / I meant something BESIDES that... http://cutewendy.com/go/69 |
| girly: #69 | So she was like "OMG!" and I was like "WTF!" and we LOLed because it reminded us of our favorite webcomic, "OMGLOLWTF"!! / Unbelievable! She's been talking for forty-five minutes now!
/ Can I PLEASE shoot her into space now?? / Girly... For all we know, these people probably talk to you because they... http://go-girly.com/go/69 |
| cutewendy: #70 | .... / Yeah! I'm Rappin' Nun Areola! I am a righteous soldier of light, and getting down! / Plus, under this gown, I'm really hot! / Daaaamn, you is fine! Shake that groove thang, Sista!
/ Woo!
/ Who keeps letting these people into my comic!? http://cutewendy.com/go/70 |
| girly: #70 | That you, Wilkins? It's Policeguy, and I have it on good authority that I'll be running into Chupacabre soon. I need backup... STAT.
/ ...EIGHT hotel tickets?
/ What? NO. BACKUP, Wilkins, I need BACKUP.
/ ......
/ EIGHT hotel tickets!?
/ Just put the chief on, Wilkins! / CHIEF... I'm calling for-
/ POLICEGUY... / NI...NICKEL!?
/ Mm... / You... http://go-girly.com/go/70 |
| cutewendy: #71 | How To Draw Manga / 1) Draw really humongous eyes. / 2) Draw a tiny nose and mouth / 3) Draw the rest / 4) Now create anime-style dialogue
/ Wai! / Wasn't that Easy?? http://cutewendy.com/go/71 |
| girly: #71 | Did you notice that girl could only talk about what's on television?
/ Yep. / Social Commentary
/ Such a sad state our society is in, don't you think? People are so obsessed with entertainment that they can't even talk about their own lives anymore! My! / Yeah, well. I felt that way once... but you know...
/ The... http://go-girly.com/go/71 |
| cutewendy: #72 | 'Scuse us, readers. Something just came to our attention. / Seems EVERY comic and humor site is contractually obligated to do at least one "Zero Wing" joke...
/ SO! Without further ado... / ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
/ YARRG! FOR GREAT JUSTICE! YARRG! / See ya next week...
/ Yup... http://cutewendy.com/go/72 |
| girly: #72 | *sigh* / There you are, lad!
/ *SIGH* / Just spent the last four hours talking to what appeared to be a key witness, whom I later learned was actually a stop sign. So I haven't gathered any... "information", per se, but I did happen upon a FEELING... a vibe... INTUITION, if you will... / Yes... I believe... http://go-girly.com/go/72 |
| cutewendy: #73 | Arrgh... Darn it... I HATE this time of the month!
/ *cramp cramp crampola* / Ah!
/ *trip* / *SPLOOSH* / Oh no! This is the "Spring of Drowned Man"! Now I'll turn into a man whenever I touch cold water! / ...
/ Saaaaay... http://cutewendy.com/go/73 |
| girly: #73 | Hmm.. / ...Kitten bumper pool... /
/ Mmmm.. / ...With a buttplug! /
/ Snrk. / WHOOOA! / WHAT!?! / You actually smiled! And giggled! I've never seen you smile like that before!
/ Oh... right. / Something neat happened! I won! I'm a WINNER!
/ Whatever... / You should do that more often...
/ Uh...... http://go-girly.com/go/73 |
| cutewendy: #74 | Hay! Notice anything different about me?
/ Wow... / All this time, you've been padding your bus--
/ *KONK*
/ WRONG. / I've become a victim of a random anime reference! You know how in Ranma 1/2, all these hot springs kept making people turn into various things when touching cold water? Well, I just fell... http://cutewendy.com/go/74 |
| girly: #74 | Honestly...
/ What on earth was THAT about?
/ Making such a big deal out of something like that... / So what if I smiled?
/ So what if I don't do it often? / So what if I just smiled for the first time in as long as I can remember...
/ ...all because of Winter? http://go-girly.com/go/74 |
| cutewendy: #75 | Well, it's been a few days...
/ And now, by applying hot water, I'm back to normal!
/ (Expository dialogue for those unfamiliar with "Ranma".) / Ahh... What a life. And the best thing is, there are no drawbacks to this! Yup! Not one single drawback whatsoever! / GREETINGS, DAME! I am a handsome and well-endowed... http://cutewendy.com/go/75 |
| girly: #75 | (Suddenly... I feel I need to go back to her... But I'm afraid to... I don't understand... Why do I feel this way?) / I...
/ I have to... / /
/ LAD!?
/ ...*
/ *Urgle urgle..* / Chupacabre... he didn't...??
/ He stopped when he realized I was a guy... / I know now that he's a force like no other. He... http://go-girly.com/go/75 |
| cutewendy: #76 | Well, I won't disturb you with the harrowing details of the event that made me decide to do this, but I'm off to search for a cure to my condition. / I don't know how long it'll take. Could be days... Could be YEARS...
/ You've got MAIL! / Dear Madams,
/ We hear at Tokuma Shoten wish to inform you that... http://cutewendy.com/go/76 |
| girly: #76 | Sigh. / (Did I almost just...?
/ What's going on? Who IS this guy?) / I've know about this man for a while. He means well... but he's kind of... stupid.
/ I didn't want to get involved. I thought I could keep you away from him... but I failed... / I'm sorry Girly...
/ I'm not a very good leader... / Madam,... http://go-girly.com/go/76 |
| cutewendy: #77 | When a comic panders, it's a cheap and unfair way to get more readers! / Don't you agree, sidekick? / Sigh / The punchline to this comic is WAY too obvious, Wendy...
/ Let's not go through with it. / Hmm... You're right.
/ I think the artist has hit a slump...
/ So let's forget about telling jokes for... http://cutewendy.com/go/77 |
| girly: #77 | All right now..... cool off!!
/ FSSHHHHHHHHHHT / That'll put a stop to anyone of the male persuasion...
/ Even YOU, Chupacabre. / Sorry I had to do that. I can see you're really confused....
/ My... you've never been rejected by a girl in your life, have you?
/ Re-reee...jeeec...teed? / Duuuuuuuuuuh...
/ That's... http://go-girly.com/go/77 |
| cutewendy: #78 | ARTISTS! DON'T YA JUST HATE THAT!? / IDEA!
/ Say, what a nice idea for a comic!
/ People will really like this! / But before I draw it, I'll eat dinner. Mmm... Crappy microwave hamburgers. DEE-licious.
/ What's up, doc? / LATER
/ Okay! Time to draw my great idea!
/ Let's see... How did it go? / ........
/ Um...
/ Uh... / AAAARGH!
/ As... http://cutewendy.com/go/78 |
| girly: #78 | Sex-u-ali-tyyyy...
/ It's considered so evil and shameful in our modern, shielded, puritanical, provincial, uppity, and elitist society! So many people these days think it's best to keep it contained... / Whereas SOME of us choose NOT to deny our human nature! HOWEVER... / It CAN be evil and shameful...
/ *Toik!*
/ Ow.
/ If... http://go-girly.com/go/78 |
| cutewendy: #79 | yeargh. http://cutewendy.com/go/79 |
| girly: #79 | He's never ATTACKED any women...
/ He's just always had an effect on them that makes him IRRESISTABLE
/ ...and after so many years of that... he just came to believe that's what he was meant to do... / Think he knows better now?
/ He'll be fine. Finally being told "no" gave him a lot to think about... / My,... http://go-girly.com/go/79 |
| cutewendy: #80 | (no dialogue) http://cutewendy.com/go/80 |
| girly: #80 | ("You're my sidekick, and I'll always look out for you..." / Winter...
/ No one's ever cared for me like this before...
/ ...but, she's so hard to figure out...
/ ...what AM I to Winter?
/ What does it mean to be her "sidekick"?
/ ...Am I REALLY nothing more than...) / (....) / (Wh-why do I care so much... http://go-girly.com/go/80 |
| cutewendy: #81 | Today is "Help Others Day," the day for helping others! / Therefore I must go and find someone to help, so that I may live up to the spirit of "Help Others Day" by helping someone! / Ahhhh! I am in need of help!
/ Hark! That sounds like the voice of someone in need of help! Therefore I shall go and... http://cutewendy.com/go/81 |
| girly: #81 | INTERLUDE morning for Chupacabre
/ [[Girl on Bench is sitting on a park bench]]
/ Chupacabre: That girl looks lonely!
/ Chupacabre: Like she needs someone! / [[Chupacabre is revealed to be hiding in the bushes]]
/ Chupacabre: Surely she needs a bit of the Chupacabre! / < http://go-girly.com/go/81 |
| cutewendy: #82 | Creetings! It is "Help Others Day," and I overheard you needed help, so I am here to help you!
/ It all started three weeks ago... / One day, I made a startling realization...
/ Gasp!
/ I just realize something startlingly! / I know a guy named "Banana", you I have never eaten a banana!
/ I must solve... http://cutewendy.com/go/82 |
| girly: #82 | INTERLUDE
/ the next town over... / SURRENDER NOW, Captain Fist!
/ I have the mayor's daughter as my hostage!
/ Help!
/ I think it would be in your best interests to GIVE ME CONTROL OF THE CITY! / You're a coward, ASSMASTER!
/ This is between you and me! Let the girl go! / You're a FOOL if you think I'm... http://go-girly.com/go/82 |
| cutewendy: #83 | You want me to do WHAT?
/ Show that man how to eat a banana. / Wendy, why do the favors you ask of me ALWAYS involve sticking some kind of phallic object into my mouth?
/ Just SHOW him, okay? / He'll never be at peace until he learns!
/ Learns what?
/ All right, I'll do it... But you OWE me... / Right.... http://cutewendy.com/go/83 |
| girly: #83 | INTERLUDE
/ one haircut later... / There you are, lad!
/ I hardly recognized you... / It seems... that no one has seen hide nor hair of Chupacabre since you ran into him...
/ No reports all night... And those were his peak hours...
/ You know what this means... / He must have moved on... to another city...
/ My... http://go-girly.com/go/83 |
| cutewendy: #84 | Wait'll I tell the others about this!
/ G'bye, spikey-haired guy!
/ Thanks for the random guest appearance! / Well, we helped someone on "Helping Others Day." What should we do now?
/ Let's work on ending world hunger! / Great idea! / And so, the girls went off to have sex. / But... Our story does not... http://cutewendy.com/go/84 |
| girly: #84 | [[Close-up of Otra sleeping]]
/ < http://go-girly.com/go/84 |
| cutewendy: #85 | Hello, readers. Josh has been kinda sickly lately, and he has a bunch of comic deadlines on top of that, so... / to take over for Josh today, we present...SHIRT GUY FLOM!
/ Hey hey! / BKAM / BKAM BKAM BKAM / BKAM BKAM BKAM / BKAM BKAM BKAM / BKAM BKAM BKAM / BKAM :click: :click: / KLIKLIK k-chak / BKAM... http://cutewendy.com/go/85 |
| girly: #85 | CHAPTER IV
/ [[Otra walks into the kitchen where Winter is cooking, wearing a large chefs hat]]
/ Well! Good morning, sleepyhead!
/ Hey Winter... the cat followed us home...
/ Yes, he did! I'm cooking some bacon for him! / [[Close-up of Otra's face, she has a concerned look on her face]]
/ Bacon?? Are you... http://go-girly.com/go/85 |
| cutewendy: #86 | CUTEwendy
/ Now with more violence! / HYAH!
/ *FWAP* / Ouch! What do you do?? / HYAH!
/ *FWAP* / Ouch! What do you do?? / LATER THAT DAY!
/ GRR!
/ HYAH!
/ *wiff wiff wiff*
/ *VOOSH* / I wanted you to meey Alyssa!
/ Now you have the look of a hero! http://cutewendy.com/go/86 |
| girly: #86 | ♪ Pasta, pasta, primavera... ♪
/ ♪ Rigatoni, Ravioli... ♪ / Ah.. batter.. there's just something about it... / *Slp* / ...... / (She's so hard to figure out...
/ She's so eccentric... you don't really know what she's really thinking...
/ ...but I guess that's what I like about... http://go-girly.com/go/86 |
| cutewendy: #87 | With all the violence and school shootings and stuff that's been going on lately, it's horrible for the artist to devote a week of comics to violent acts... / ...without even learning to draw a decent gun! I mean, really... What the hell is this!? / SUDDENLY, A MADMAN DRIVING A TANK ENTERS THE SCENE!
/ I... http://cutewendy.com/go/87 |
| girly: #87 | What IS it with me today...? / Dreaming about her is one thing... that's all beyond my control...
/ ...but now I'm actively fantasizing... and GAWKING... it's so unlike me!
/ It's like... / Suddenly, I'm noticing so many things about her... / Um... hey, cat...
/ I have some bacon for... / You STILL... http://go-girly.com/go/87 |
| cutewendy: #88 | Well, this series has certainly shown me how stupid violence can be. Well, no more! It's time for me to make a change! / One change later...
/ Check it out, Sidekick! I've just changed! I am now Gerardo! / Yep! My only addiction has to do with the female species! I eat 'em raw like sushi! / But then,... http://cutewendy.com/go/88 |
| girly: #88 | Tch... I swear... this cat...
/ You know, Winter... he was perfectly content wandering and foraging around the city... then we had to go and be NICE to him... / You know he woke me up by fondling my chest? The little freak.
/ Awww... he was pawing you? hehe... / All cats do that thing with the paws,... http://go-girly.com/go/88 |
| cutewendy: #89 | CUTELESNICK / .... / ........ / .............. / ARRRRGH...
/ *BONK BONK BONK*
/ TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES http://cutewendy.com/go/89 |
| girly: #89 | So, is that really your only dress, Winter?
/ Well...yes.
/ C'mon...I think I know what we're going to be doing today. / Huh? Shopping? But...
/ It's on me...Don't worry.
/ But...You're MY sidekick...
/ Yeah, yeah...I'm the sidekick...The sidekick with money.
/ Ohhh...Yes...Shopping requires money... / Say!... http://go-girly.com/go/89 |
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