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cutewendy: #180	It's weird... The only girl I ever loved is gettin' married... / You loved her? / Well... I loved her ta-tas... / Ah. / Still... We did date for a little while..... I wonder if I should go. I'll feel so awkward. / Take me as your date! Then you won't have to be alone! / / Who are you, anyway? / *Pi... http://cutewendy.com/go/180
girly: #180	shhhhhhhhhhh / / / shhhhhhhhhh / sssssssssssss / ssssssssssss / sssssssh... / / sssh / / shaaaaaaaaa http://go-girly.com/go/180
cutewendy: #181	My god! I have only ten minutes of bachelorhood! This is my last chance to binge on booze, sez, debauchery, and excess! Excess, I tells ya! It's time to do it while I can! Let's go! / La La La La La La La / La La La La La La La / La La La La La La La / That was FAN-tastic! http://cutewendy.com/go/181
girly: #181	Gee, Captain Fist... Standing around singing theme songs is fun and all... / But weren't you supposed to be putting out that fire downtown? / Actually... Huh... What's going on over there? / Hmm! / We should go find out! / / bling http://go-girly.com/go/181
cutewendy: #182	Wow.. I'm really getting married! I'l be sharing my life with another person! For a long time! Am I ready for this? / Hey Wendy... / I know this is supposed to be bad luck or something... / But whatever... / ...... / That's right! I'm marrying the hottest girl in the world! I'll enjoy having sex... http://cutewendy.com/go/182
girly: #182	SHAAAAAaaa.. / / plip... plip... / / AAAAA.. / Yay! / ........ / The fire's out! / Yeah! / Hooray! / Dan, tell me you got that. / I got it, I got it! / krakl krakl / fwoof / Worry not, my good citizens! / Captain Fist has put out the fire! / ..... http://go-girly.com/go/182
cutewendy: #183	Cute Atheist Cathedral / Today / Cute Wendy + Sidekick wedding / Tomarrow: Cat Juggling / / / We are gathered here today... http://cutewendy.com/go/183
girly: #183	No need to thank me, citizens... / 'Twas all in a day's work for... / CAPTAIN FIST! / ... / ...And I'm his sidekick, GLOVE BOY! / ...the most powerful glove in the world! / I'm so BAD! / gyon / WAUGH! / THERE you are! I was worried SICK about you! / From now on, no more running off with superheroes, is... http://go-girly.com/go/183
cutewendy: #184	To join together Cutewendy... / And her sidekick... / ...in the bonds of matrimony... / Now, do you take Wendy to be your wedded wife? / I do... / ...and Wendy, do you take this girl to be your wedded wife? / Damn right I do! http://cutewendy.com/go/184
girly: #184	TEAM FAST! / REEEE / Hmm... / The elephant tracks seem to stop here... / .... / Is everyone okay here? / tnk tnk / There was a blonde girl riding this elephant... I-is she around? / Yeah, there were two girls, and they helped put out the fire. One of them was blonde... / They were here a MINUTE ago... / Huh... / Really...... http://go-girly.com/go/184

cutewendy: #185	If anyone objects to this wedding... / Speak now, or forever hold your-- / I object! / This wedding must be stopped! / !? / Yes, I, the crazy old man with a squid on his head, want this wedding stopped! / 'Cause I hates weddin's! / ... / Aaanyway... http://cutewendy.com/go/185
girly: #185	Well... uh... I'll just be off... / Farewell, citizens! Stay safe! / You suck! / He's leaving... / June? / (I... I can't pass up this chance...) / (I have to let him know how I feel!) / CAPTAIN FIST! / / Uh... / / vwip / / AAAAA / Aaah... http://go-girly.com/go/185
cutewendy: #186	Do you have the ri--? / Before we go on, I'd like to read this speech... / Ahem. / It's been a long road... getting from there to here. / It's been a long time.. but my time is finally near... / And I will see my dream come alive at last... I can touch the sky... / And they're not gonna hold me down... http://cutewendy.com/go/186
girly: #186	Hey, guys! Come in and look! / The water fixed everything inside the apartment somehow! / That's great! / We should get a shot of the tenants returning to their home before we leave... / ...June? / / whmp / phew... / What a long day... http://go-girly.com/go/186
cutewendy: #187	Now, do you have the ring? / Umm... / Oh no! I forgot the ring! / I ruined the wedding! / Don't panic Wendy! / Is there a hedgehpg in the room!? / Why, yes! Right over there! / Hiyah! / Whap / jingle jingle / Now we have plenty of rings! / Hon, you're a lifesaver! http://cutewendy.com/go/187
girly: #187	My, Cute-town is such a nice li'l town... / ...Such fascinating people and places... / There are stories happening everywhere! / It's the perfect place for a girl and her sidekick! / I... guess so... / ...And what an adventure we had today! / Jumping in, saving the day... / ...and leaving as mysteeeriously... http://go-girly.com/go/187
cutewendy: #188	With this ring... / I thee wed... / By the power vested in me from the National Pirate Association... / I pronounce you wife and wife... / You may kiss the bride... http://cutewendy.com/go/188
girly: #188	It's funny... in the beginning, this was supposed to be a zero. I just drew it on my shirt and wore it one day, because that's how I felt. Then I just kept doing it, because... well, I'm not sure why, really. I can't explain it. Maybe it was a subconcious thing. / But things are different now... / ...And... http://go-girly.com/go/188
cutewendy: #189	Mmm... / Mmmmmmmmm... / Party time! / Yay / mm / mm / mm / A Mac-dad'll make ya... Jump, jump! / A Daddy-mac'll make ya... Jump, jump! http://cutewendy.com/go/189
girly: #189	Is this... / ...for me? / It's a summer dress! That will look so cute on you! / What a nice thing for the kitty to do! / Yeah... / You're a good cat... / Thank you. / Hm? / Hey... There's another outfit in here! / / Oh my... / This one seems to be in MY size... http://go-girly.com/go/189

cutewendy: #190	That was the best weddin' ever! / I concur! / We followed your gift registry perfectly, Wendy. / You each got us a box of macaroni and cheese? / Yep / Excellent! / Here's my gift... / Alien guy! You came! / Only because I was bored! / And I have a flashback to prove it! / One minute ago... / We're gonna... http://cutewendy.com/go/190
girly: #190	What am I thinking? / Why did I just take off running? What good will that do? / I don't know what direction they went... / Why am I even so worked up about this? I don't know anything ABOUT her... / ...But now that I'm so CLOSE, I REALLY want to meet her... / I WANT TO MEET MY MOTHER! / AAAAAAAAA / ... http://go-girly.com/go/190
cutewendy: #191	STORY & ART BY / JOSH LESNICK / What a great day... / Sure was... / What shall we do now? / Well, it's our honeymoon.... We should consummate our union, shouldn't we? / Well, we kind of did that already during the wedding. Seven times. / But that wasn't during the honeymoon... / So that didn't count... http://cutewendy.com/go/191
girly: #191	.... / ? / It's not her. / ...It's the YOUNGER blonde in this photo. There's no doubt about it... / She's my... / vwip / What's your name? / Oh! Me? I'm Winter. / Winter... / And YOU are...? / I am...? / ...uh... / I... / Am... / I- I'm... / (deep breath) / I AM... / YOUR SISTER! / ... / I... I DID... http://go-girly.com/go/191
cutewendy: #192	Ya know, a lot of stuff has happened the past couple years... / / I couldn't be happier with the way things turned out... / Me neither... / Now... / Why won't this water boil!? / Moo. / the end http://cutewendy.com/go/192
girly: #192	...Are you sure you're okay with me leaving? / Hey, we both have early shifts tomorrow, so it's fine... / But... it's not just that... / I mean... this is probably all there will be... just tonight... / I know. / I-I don't usually do things like this... / Neither do I... It DOES feel a little weird... / ...but... http://go-girly.com/go/192
girly: #193	Zzzzz.. / CHAPTER VII / nnh... / vwip / FTAP / Uh...? / ... / SHFF SHFF SHFF / mmm.. / ! / / Good Morning... / Good Morning... / <3 GOOD MORNING! <3 / I made pancakes! http://go-girly.com/go/193
girly: #194	Oh... I'm sorry! / I'm interrupting something, aren't I? / You guys continue... / I'll leave ya alone. Don't worry... / .... / So where were we? / Well... / By the way sis... / You DO know she's a GIRL, right? / FLOOMP / YES. http://go-girly.com/go/194

girly: #195	So... You're SURE she's who she says she is? / Well, she said things nobody else could have known about... / The previous night... / S-SISTER!? But... / My parents never told me about... / Neither did mine... I only heard of it three days ago... Crazy, huh? / Three days ago... / CHAK / Ah! / Welcome home,... http://go-girly.com/go/195
girly: #196	Okay... / Put SIMPLY: / Before her relationship got serious, Winter's sexy mom... / Would requently get it on with an exotic cutpaste man named "Xerox." / The result: COLLETTE. Winter's older half-cutpaste, half-sister. / ...and that's how the first time I met the president ended up being the time I... http://go-girly.com/go/196
girly: #197	bop chuggachugga bugga wow juzza hizzy ooo yeah... WORD. / I could watch this all day... / unff / (Please, Otra!) / (You're the leader. Take one for the TEAM.) / (Aww... be FAIR!) / rrgh.. / Alas, I must ask my sister something, so I will turn my head now. / vwip! / Hey, sis... / Don't get me wrong.... http://go-girly.com/go/197
girly: #198	I-I'm sorry Wanda...this week was just... / I became a sidekick... / ...and there were elephants... / ...and a ladykiller... / ...and a butt-guy... / ...and we put out a fire... / ...and I have a cat now. / / I understand. / ...but I really do need that sweater design, darling... / I know, I know... / But...she's... http://go-girly.com/go/198
girly: #199	(morbid curiosity taking over) / mnch mnch / ggulll..up.. / ............. http://go-girly.com/go/199

girly: #200	sigh / It's been a long time since I've been apart form my Otra... / Aw, hey now! / WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP / You don't wanna be attatched at the hip anyhow! / You'd get sick of each other... and KILL each other! / Eheheh... You may be right... / So... uh... what do you like to do, Collette? / Uh... / well... / I... http://go-girly.com/go/200
girly: #201	WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA / AAAAAAAAAA / AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA / AAAAAAAAA / AAAAAAA / AAAAA / AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA / AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!? / Are you okay!? http://go-girly.com/go/201
girly: #202	Where are we going? / We need to find an arcade, post haste. / You! Curly Sue! Do you know where an arcade is? / An arcade? I remember seeing one of those in "The O.C."... the TV show, not the city. But I may be thinking of some other show that takes place in California like 90210 or something... / ...which... http://go-girly.com/go/202
girly: #203	Yo! Police guy! / Hm? / Oh, hello, Winter! How's life been treating you? / Hello, Policeguy. I'm... not bad... / So you DO know each other! / Wow... I have good instincts! / Maybe when I graduate, I'll become a detective like you! It looks EXCITING! / Oh... I don't know if it's really... Wait, I remember... http://go-girly.com/go/203
girly: #204	GREETINGS, LITTLE ONE! / Welcome to CATSPACE! / I am the GOD OF HATS, and... actually, I'm not sure what I'm doing here... / ...but YOU are here because you achieved a serene state of CATMIND. / And now... you must EXPLORE it... / ...for within, you may discover... KITTY EUPHORIA! / Meow... / So...... http://go-girly.com/go/204

girly: #205	Hnn! / Right... / KRAK / Back to work... / jiiing ♪ / hmm... / Time for something different, methinks. / Wanda Rocket, my manager... well... she's a nice lady... / My stars and clovers, darling! That is super fabulous! / You've done it again! MWAH! / (clearly drawn on with marker...) / ...but she... http://go-girly.com/go/205
girly: #206	Mr. Babysmack, I'm afraid that we cannot invent in your company... / Why? is there a... PROBLEM? / Yes. Your company takes puppies and injects them with AIDS. / BastardCo. Files / In fact, that's ALL it seems to do. Not only is it a business practice we do not approve of... / It's just plain EVIL! / Well,... http://go-girly.com/go/206
girly: #207	Okay... seriously... I just need to think of a basic thing to start with, and go from there... / A basic... thing... / rrrgh... / I'm feeling inspired, and I can't think of anything! Shouldn't it be automatic!? / ...Like life would be so simple... / sigh... / / Sure is a pretty day... / ...but I really... http://go-girly.com/go/207
girly: #208	aaah... / I should do this more often... / Come to think of it... I guess I've ben like this before... / Only it was more like... / this. / Man... That was just a week ago... / It's almost scary... how much I've changed... http://go-girly.com/go/208
girly: #209	raaa / aaaa... / chomp. / CLICK! / Sorry to scare you, little one! / ...but I thought you might enjoy it in my belly! / ...for in my belly... / ...there is ice cream! / That's it, kitty! Go forth, and enjoy! / ...but remember! Though the ice cream may make you happy... / SLP SLP / this is not the euphoria... http://go-girly.com/go/209

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