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girly: #210 There. That's what you're lookin' for... / Aaaaa / BOB'S ARCADE / formerly Bob's Fishmarket / It's so BIG. / I love this town. / *byii boop bop waaaa dingly wud woo ding* / My! / It's pretty bright and loud in here! Neat! / *bying tonk pang wop* / Whoa. / Girl. / So what exactly do we do he-- / OOOOOOOOOOOO! / It's...
girly: #211 ♪ Aurora comes in view. And I ran... I ran so far away... ♪ / ♪ CRAAAAWLING IIIN MY SKIIIIIIIN . THESE WOUNDS... ♪ / ♪ Nothing heals a broken heart like time, love, and... ♪ / ♪ I can get back up, and we can do it... ♪ / AAAAA / *phew*... / All right! An...
girly: #212 What wondrous wonders these be! / Hey! / I think my sidekick would enjoy this! / Ahh... I wish she was here now... / Oh my... I do talk about her a lot, don't I? / HEYYYYY! / It's all right... / AHEM. / Are we gonna PLAY, or what? / Oh... Is this a CHALLENGE?
girly: #213 Well, I'd like to stick around, but I'm on duty. Nice to see you again, Winter... / You too! Thanks for your help, Mister Policeguy... / / Hmm... / Initial R / Racing games... Used to be a WIZ at these... / Ah, what the heck... / ...You guys mind if I... / uh... / join you? / Mmmaybe... / If you...
girly: #214 What a strange day... / Already it's half over... / No rampant pantsing frenzies... / No random elephants... / No evil villains to thwart... / Truly the strangest day I've had in a long time... / ♪ I love to sing-a... ♪ / Sigh... / ♪ About the sky so blue-a or a tea for two-a... ♪ / (It...
 
girly: #215 It can't be! / How can we be LOSING? / Doo dee doo ♪ / ...Who would have thought he was such a good driver?? / How can you have such moves!? Don't you Cutpastes have restricted movements?? / PFEH. So yoy thought you were getting an easy win, huh? / You three-dee guys and your prejudices... / If...
girly: #216 ♪ / *Ch-CHNK* / *VRRMB* / / GREAT! / Faaaa-BULOUS! / / FINAL LAP! / / OH NO LOOK OUT ITS A RAY GUN! / CHANCE / / / / / / / / HA! / A / A+ / You are both SUPER! / ............ / / This is UNACCEPTABLE! / The Demon of Rhythm CANNOT be defeated by a mere MORTAL! / I'll see to...
girly: #217 I don't believe it... / We're really going to lose... / La la... / AIEEEEEEEEEEE / Sorry, guys! Duty calls! / *Ka-BEWWM!* / *Whoosh!* / OH NOS YOU SPLODED!! / / ANOTHER VICTORY... / *SMAK!* / FOR TEAM FAST!
girly: #218 Kitty flying through the air... / Kitty flies without a care... / ♪ / Kitty dreams of underwear... / Underwear that's worn by PEARS! / Kitty lands atop a bear... / A FITNESS TRAINER bear! / (thus ends the rhyme.) / Good LORD, what a greasy li'l butterball you are! / I must rectify this for thee! / WORK...
girly: #219 All right... Change... / Change is the idea I will incorporate into my design... / And I will incorporate it by... / Hmmmm... / HMMMMMM... / *siiigh... / How can inspiration AND an idea not be enough to actually come up with anything!? / It's times like this when a corporeal muse should show up to help...
 
girly: #220 Okay... / No need to worry... / I may have nothing but... / I still have plenty of time... / Or... Not... / Geeze... / Time flies when you waste it... / This job was easy before I started doing it... / I need some tea. / ...One iced tea... and when I get back I'm not gonna move 'til I get this done.....
girly: #221 Workout... COMPLETE! / You are in perfect shape to fine Euphoria! / Now, Go! / *Whoosh!* / Run, kitty, run! / To find Euphoria... / You must run, and run some more! / *GGRGG* / *Shff shff / tnk / *shuuuuu / tmp* / wriggle wriggle* / *whsh whsh* / *fidget fidget* / *vyu vyu*
girly: #222 Cute-toen Animal Clinic / Dr. Lucy McCurvy - the Sexy Vet / Doctor! do you take walk-ins?? / Depends. What's the problem? / It's my cat...he's gone catatonic... / Was that a joke? 'Sause if it WAS... / Er...n-no he really is catatonic / How do his eyes look? / Well...they were swirly, last time I checked...Wait....
girly: #223 Hmm... I've seen cats in this state many times before... / It could be due to any number of things... / ...Most of which aren't serious... / O-oh? That's good... / Still, I'd better perform a reflex test... / *Poke* / MEW / Good... good... / It is very likely that something intense is going on in your...
girly: #224 Dadada Daaaaaa! / hmmm... / hmmm... / I'm gonna get you, whitey! / hmmm... / hmmm... / oooo! / rar! / In my genius opinion... your cat is going through a profound mental experience, but it may be too much... / We should probably put a stop to it... / But we can't stop it when the mind is racing so...
 
girly: #225 RRRGH! / *krak krak* / This machine was clearly broken! / And YOU... / You shall pay for my humiliation with AN EXPLODING HEAD!! / *pyew pyew pyew* / Yipe! / I run away now! / / / Pardon me, ma'am.. / *PTANG!* / Oh no... cops! / ........ / *SIGH*
girly: #226 Now I REALLY wish my sidekick was here... / I'm surprised at how dull I become when she's not around! / I can't believe I just stood there and had to be rescued... how embarrasing! / Hey, sis! How are you liking the arcade so far? / *moo!* / I was almost killed! / Oh, really? That's- OOOH... triple...
girly: #227 Wow... look at that police guy go! / There sure is a lot of action going on in that direction! / Well, Collette, sorry you didn't get the chance to meet our mom... / Hmm? Oh... right... yeah, I dunno... I never actually knew her, so... / It must have been hard for you though, huh? / Oh my, very much so... / I...
girly: #228 AAAAAAAGH... / Can't... stop... the rhythm! Power... fading! Can't go on!! / I give... you win... / I had no idea the cops in this town were son FUNKY... / *vrrb...* / Hey! Awesome moves, Policeguy! / You're an ace at melodic grace! / And you can dance good too! / Thanks, guys! / It's been exciting,...
girly: #229 Oh! / It's a freak! / This calls for self defense! / Ryaaaaaaagh! / Cutpaste chop! / W-wait Collete! He's not... / *Whappo!* / I...Is that you, Chupacabre? / Chupa-WHO? / I...really should stop greeting people that way...
 
girly: #230 My, my...Chuy...back from Tibet already! / "Chuy"? / We didn't expect to see you for at least a week! / Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! / Aeriously. A week. / Ha Ha... / Ais...who IS this fine fellow? / Oh! I'm sorry this is El Chupacabre, former hunter and lover of women. / Chuy, this is Collette, my half-sister. / Nice...
girly: #231 I have to say, it is not often that we have people traveling all the way overseas to join us... / ...so I can see your interest is quite sincere / ...But to live our way requires years of study... / ...followed by a lifetime of commitment, once ordained. / Answer me honestly. Is this a responsibility...
girly: #232 If you ladies will excuse me, I need to go buy a newspaper... / You're excused. / Ah... Poor Chuy... / Even when he tries not to, he still causes trouble... / Sounds to me like he could just use a REAL relationship... / I wouldn't mind helping him out with that! / Pity I have to head back home... / Hmm......
girly: #233 Come on sis...You KNOW what I mean... / Why don't you just SAY what you mean, Collette? / You know... / The whole "sidekick" thing. / Do you realize how weird it sounds? / What? Otra is my sidekick. What's so hard to understand about that? / It's just that... Nobody has relationships like that... / Yes,...
girly: #234 I wish I could be of more help, Chuy... / But we really have to get back home... / Hey... don't worry... / I'm just going to lay low after taday...I'll think of something... / Funny Bunnies by Cyndi Cated / Instead of carrots, I ate CHEESE today! / Neat! / What kind of cheese was it? / SHARP cheddar! / BOFFO!! / Well,...
 
girly: #235 Such a complex mind... I could watch it all day... / *sigh*... I hate to do this... ...but I have a project due... / Is it okay if I leave him here? / No problem. I'll just need your contact info... / Thanks... / Fill out this form and... / WAIT!! / Break time / You won't need to leave your cat behind...
girly: #236 Well, I admit I had my doubts, but you really came through, Doc. Thanks. / Of course. After all, I AM a genius. / ? / Welcome back, Kitty! / I see you're confused, since your quest for Euphoria was cut short... / well... / To be honest, your quest wasn't real. It was just aimless wandering to occupy...
girly: #237 *sigh* / She wanders through the night, / With a big heart that throbs, and aches, / Like a punctured spleen... / She wonders if there's someone else... / Who shares this... / Uh... / I'm in a hurry, Steak... / You can read your poem while I walk, okay? / Oh! Okay! / ...who shares this pain, and there...
girly: #238 Hey there. / Ah! / Nice Hat! / Winter! / Missed ya, baby... / Me too... / So wat'cha doin' outside? Skipping out on work, are we? / Yeah... I'm back from the vet. out cat had problems... / Really? / Awww! Poor li'l guy... / (It seems SOMEONE fed him some tainted food...) / Oh my! Hehe... Sorry... / It...
girly: #239 ...So I had an idea for the design to be about "change"... / ...But I couldn't figure out HOW to make a design out of it, exactly... / It doesn't sound hard. / Just take a picture of all the pennies and dimes and stuff and put it on the sweater! / That's really funny, Winter. / No it wasn't, you LIAR! / But...
 

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