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girly: #240 *ssshhhhing* / My, that's a lot of coins! / Cashing them at the bank is just one of those things that gets put off... / *SNAP* / *CLICK!* / *Drop!* / There it is... / It just needs a few filters... / This is cool! / It's funny... / I always worked alone, so I thought that was the only way I could do...
girly: #241 Isn't it time for you to head back HOME, Collette? / I called a cab. Don't worry... / Just wonderin' what to do while I wait... / You got a Playstation or somethin'? / What's a "Playstation"? / AAA.. / AAAAAAA...? / AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!?! / How do you people LIVE like this!? / Too bad I didn't get to talk...
girly: #242 I guess I'll find a hotel... / But hotels are expensive. And crowded... / Maybe a BOX will do? / Ah! / That's PERFECT! / This side up / *tp tp* / *shuf shuf* / *wump.* / MEOW
girly: #243 That girl can't hide from us FOREVER. We'll find her, oh we will. / And then... REVENGE... for our BROTHER! / Hey, you guys... Staying out of trouble, I hope? / Yessir, Officer! / We're just peachy! / Hah! The cops can do NOTHING... / Our love for our BROTHER makes us UNSTOPPABLE! / Hey, guys! / Hey,...
girly: #244 *chak* / ♪♪ / ♪ / ♪ hmm... hmm. ♪ / *pwwww..* / AHHH... / ...
 
girly: #245 Hmmmm... / / / / Hmmmm.. / / Darling... / This design is... / FABULOUS!
girly: #246 To our FIRST DESIGN! / *clink!* / The first one we made TOGETHER! / ...As LEADER and SIDEKICK! / *HONK HONK* / Finally! The cab... / To the CAB! / Yeah! / Eheh... you guys are weird... / See you around, I guess... / Aw, Sis... / I know you mean well, I'm glad to have met you... / Come on... / Hug? / Well... / All...
girly: #247 and so... / two months pass... / CAPTAIN FIST for Mayor! / Shaaaaaaa.. / CHAK / tp tp / :CLICK: ...and so Captain Fist needs your vote! / No matter how unpleasant it might be, he will reach deep inside to expel the crime and corruption in our city! / So vote for justice! Hard, pounding justice! The...
girly: #248 Welp... Time for another day just like the one before... / *chak* / Hey Policeguy. / G'morning, Collette. / Those Captain Fist ads sure are becoming annoying, aren't they? / I'll say... / *chak* / / Still hasn't come out, has he? / I tell ya... It's drivin' me up the wall! / He's lived here two months...
girly: #249 That Colette...I wonder how she pays her rent. I've never seen her work... / She's a nice gal though... / Doesn't seem to be seeing anyone... / But she's not really my type... / But then... / I've been alone for a long time... / ...Do I really have a right to be choosy? / *VROOMBB* / ♪ Heyyyyy, Policeguy!...
 
girly: #250 Mornin' Policeguy... / G'mornin', Officer Oneshot. / How's the wife? / Doin' good! They re-attached her- / POLICEGUY. / Chief has something important to discuss with you. / *pwww* / See him in his office in five minutes... / / You know... / I work with Hipbone a lot... but I know nothing about her... / 'Taint...
girly: #251 You wanted to see me, sir. / Policeguy, I need you to investigate a matter of GRAVE importance to our city... / What we are about to discuss cannot leave this room, is that understood? / Yes sir. / You're no doubt aware that Captain Fist is bidding for mayor... / Yes... and frankly, his ads are.. / Yes,...
girly: #252 yawn / Otraaaa... / why am I wearing a blood-caked sweater? / I had a feeling you'd forget / it's marinara sauce. from last night... / while we were in the hat district... / with the goats... / and the chimneys. / Ohh...I remember now...the goats and the chimneys... / anyway, the weather's too hot for sweaters... / SHFF...
girly: #253 we have too much clothes Otra! / I can't decide what to wear! / quit fussin' and put this on... / HNNGG! / ERRGH... / NNG..son of a... / RRGH...OOF! / there! / -DANGER- / CONTENTS UNDER PRESSURE / You've been waiting a LONG time to get this on me, huh?
girly: #254 Otra... / I can't find my glasses... / *whine* / Y'know, you seem to be able to see okay without them... / Oh...I can see most things, but I can't read well... / ...and they look good on me... / ...and my eyes are all adjusted to having them on... / ...so when they're off for a while, it makes my head...
 
girly: #255 [[Cat is now so fat that his legs doesn't touch the ground]] / Winter... / how did our cat get like this? / I...I don't know...we feed him the same stuff, and he hasn't gone anywhere... / you know, he DOES just sit around all day now. That's probably it. / [[Shot of the cat walking about the city]] / Before...
girly: #256 [[Otra rifles through the phonebook]] / Animal fashion agents...animal firemen... / Here we go...animal fitness trainers... / [[Dials the phone]] / Beep Boop Beep / Helloooo... / yes...I have a pet which...uh...let himself go. ...and I must admit I don't think I have the wherewithal to help him... / Y-yeah,...
girly: #257 [[Cat rolls around on the floor]] / RUMBA RUMBA RUMBA / [Winter chases Cat]] / WHEEEEE! / / Hey... / Be careful, you two! / 'Kay! / Meow / [[Cat hears Otra, and stops rolling] / TRIP / SPLAT
girly: #258 It's probably a good thing you WEREN'T wearing your glasses... / ...else you might have BROKEN them just now... / Eheheh... yeah.... / *sigh* Really, though... / Where could they be? / What if I lost them while we were out last night? / If that's the case, they could be ANYWHERE in the city... / And...
girly: #259 Cute-town Library / Now under ownership by Happy Co / We make your lives happy! / Bing ♪ / Brownleafgrrrl says: / Sometimes, I just find it really hard to trust people, and I don't know why... / Bing ♪ / Brownleafgrrrl says: / I mean, I've never really been betrayed before. Of course, I still...
 
girly: #260 (Nice invention...this "Internet" / This "lure" of mine doesn't seem to transfer over the network...) / (I never knew I could have such deep conversations with girls... / I feel like I've learned so much about them!) / *sigh* / (I do miss the actual human contact, though... / girls are so soft... / and...
girly: #261 It's been very difficult...these past couple months... / You must understand...when you start living for revenge, it turns everything upside down, man... / It becomes endless wandering driven by hate! You question why you do it, but still, you must do it! / It's expensive too. we spent all our money on...
girly: #262 *sigh* / Brother... / I'm beginning to think we'll never get our revenge... / Don't say that, brother! / Remember what the pirate told us the other day!... / ARRRR! I did meet a blonde lassie! / A pretty lass, she was! she helped me out with an elephant infestation a fortnight ago! / Me memory of that...
girly: #263 The girl with glasses, and a season for a name... / ...and a big bottom. Don't forget that. / Three for "Sister Hearts Heights Embraces," pleeze. / .... / Hold on... Autumn's spacing out again... / Come back to earth, Autumn! Our planet needs you! / Those guys that just walked by... it sounded like...
girly: #264 Well, here we are again, in the shopping district! / ...the seediest area of Cute-Town! / All right, Winter, the glasses shop closes at six, so we have 'till around five to find yours... / ...then I'm buying you a new pair. / We have no time to lose! / EVERYBODY! / We're looking for a lost pair of glasses!...
 
girly: #265 Fair damsels! I pray thee, wait! / I am a COURAGEOUS KNIGHT! / I live to serve beautiful dames such as thee! / It would be an HONOR to accompany you on your quest! / Uh... / No. / Aw, PLEASE! Give me a CHANCE! / Sorry, good sir knight, but if you have a tip for us, that's good... / But as for the QUESTING,...
girly: #266 We heard that you're a bartender who knows things... / You heard correctly. / Well, we're wondering if-- / But for the privilege of access to my vast knowledge... / you must first pass three trials! / *tp tp* / *SMAK SMAK SMAK SMAK SMAK* / / We're finished. / Yes, and well done! / Ask me whatever you...
girly: #267 Well, Winter, not that I've given up already but... / I wouldn't get your hopes up... / Look, Otra! / It's a corgi! / Hehe...he's eating out of the garbage. Isn't that cute? / *mnch mnch mnch* / You know, you'd be amazed by how much perfectly edible food people tend to throw away... / Oh yeah?
girly: #268 ... / ... / / / / *tmp* / *WHOOSH!* / *skt skt skt* / AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
girly: #269 *Ch-CHNK* / *tnk tnk tnk tnk* / *RAT-A-TAT-A-TAT* / *whrrrrrr* / Future site for LOVE BANK / A HAPPYCO company / NOCOPS / Bread Delivery / There are no cops in our vans!â„¢ / So...uh...what's he doing now? / He's eating hot dogs... / and singing a song about it... / ♪ My head is a fist, and my fist is...
 

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