Girly (and Cutewendy) archives

You're browsing the archives of Girly (and Cutewendy).
You can search these comics too.

show: [ full transcriptions | abridged transcriptions | just the first line ]

cutewendy: #1	Grrr! / Why isn't this water boiling?! / Darned water! You're so mean!! / Did you remember to turn on the stove, Wendy? / I-I'm supposed to use a stove?! / BWE! / Ah... so THAT was your problem... http://cutewendy.com/
Girly Extras: A Hip and Alternative Webcomic	{{A hip and alternative webcomic that makes you scroll horizontally because it's so hip and alternative}} / {{sign: Pretense Coffee}} / ..And THAT'S how cows are treated at the meat plants... How can you CONDONE that? / But you don't get it, man! / The cruelest thing we could do to these cows is to give them the ability to ponder their mortality! / ...And humans are BORN with that ability! / By NATURE, we are the most cruelly-treated creatures on Earth! / ...Uh... I have to admit that's the most interesting argument I heard against me... Specious as it is... / COWS! Pssh! I WISH I was a cow! / {{SUDDENLY!}} / <> / Wow... That sucked! Maybe you were... / HEY... Where did you get that hamburger!? / What? I never said I was vegan. I just don't like the way meat is processed, is all... / No... I mean, where did you get that?? It appeared out of nowhere! / Uh.. / {{I can't think of a way to end this, so I'll draw something completely random and hope it makes me look clever}} / OH NO LOOK OUT IT'S A RAY GUN! / <> http://go-girly.com/go/alternative
Girly: Extras!	{{Guest art.}} / A different kind of fan service / Girly guest art http://go-girly.com/go/Autumn-Squrrlgrrl
Girly: Extras!	{{girly filler #4}} / {{THE COMICS PAGE}} / {{Two Businessmen That Are Terrified of Ducks}} / So did you see the sales report? / Yes, and I think... / <> / <> / AAAAAAA!! / {{That Darned Irishman!}} / Someone hit me with a shillelagh! / Me too! / Who keeps doing this!? / Not me! / {{The Most Insensitive Doctor Ever}} / I have... bad news / You have AIDS! / HA HA HA HA / {{Joe Escapes An Awkward Moment}} / Joe, I know we've been friends for years, but I have to tell you... / I LOVE you! / Uh... / Hey guys! / Look! Jesus! / {{Jolly Man Who Is Sensitive About His Weight}} / Ha ha ha! / You're FAT! / {{Don't Look At The Middle Panel!}} / {{on comic: COMIX}} / KBOOM http://go-girly.com/go/comicspage
Girly: Extras!	{{O&W}} / I. / <> / AM. / GOING. / TO. / <> / THE. / STORE. / {{Cutewendy Cereal}} / TO. / {{Cute Town}} / BUY. / <> / SOME. / CEREAL. http://go-girly.com/go/davidmcg_girly
Girly: Extras!	D. Hills / 2003 http://go-girly.com/go/dh-girly
Girly: Filler Comic	{{Filler Comic Week}} / Hello everyone and welcome to Filler Comic Week. Most of my filler comics will have better art than this, but I'm drawing this one at the last day of A-kon and I'm a little tired... / It's not that I'm completely incapable of drawing a decent comic, it's just that right now, it'd be best to expend as little energy as possible, for now. In fact... / Even a stick figure is too much work. This abstract squiggle will do, and all this comprehensive dialog is really draining... / ASFDSSGRSSQNS / PSSADFASSDAF / QNGSHJKL / AFASSA / QQQRWN http://go-girly.com/go/fillercomic
Girly: Extras!	[[Winter and Otra stand naked, with their cat between Otra's breasts]] / by Zamora http://go-girly.com/go/FOR_JOSH
Girly: Extras!	{{Guest art.}} / [[The girl walks.]] / [[She pass by a tree.]] / [[The monster crawls behind her.]] / [[It opens it's mouth wide...]] / [[And prepares to eat the girl in one bite.]] / [[The girl looks back.]] / [[She gazes at the monster.]] / [[The girl's eyes meet...]] / [[... the monster's eyes.]] / [[She looks it's mouth, still open]] / [[She climbs in it...]] / [[...and slowly...]] / [[goes to sleep.]] / [[The monster doesn't dare to move.]] / [[Night falls.]] / END. http://go-girly.com/go/girl
Girly: Extras!	[[Winter flipping pancakes]] / Good morning Otra, I-- / Gasp!! Otra!! / What? What's wrong? / Your t-shirt! It has a... triangle! / What the... who did this? / I smell an adventure!! / Aren't you cooking pancakes? / [[Winter pulls on Otra]] / Come on! Another adventure waits! / Okay! / Hey! Wait a minute! How do I know you're not the one who drew the triangle so we can have an adventure? / Otra!! You doubt me? / N-no! Of course not. I'm sorry Winter! / All is forgiven! / [[Winter and Otra in sunny field with everything smiling]] / We know what this means! / Now, we're off! / But Winteerr! I'm exhausted! / [[Marshmallow Kitty drawing triangle on shirt with marker]] http://go-girly.com/go/girly-eisu
Girly: Extras!	STOP! In the name of... uh, love?! / HAHA! / The Heartbreaker stops for NO MAN! ESPECIALLY when that man is two women! / MAMA MIA! / SIDEKICK! If we don't get him before he reaches border, we'll NEVER be able to save the Pope! / What was the POPE doing in Cutetown anyway? And why does this adventure require swimsuits?... / This is no time to let details cloud your judgement! / I'm just CURIOUS, is all... / I guess it's not really important right at this very MINUTE, but like... just what happened to his police escort?... / So, uh... you busy this Friday night? http://go-girly.com/go/girly-gd
Girly: Extras!	As much as I enjoy being your sidekick, sometimes it's nice to have a day that doesn't involve some kind of zany adventure... / You may have spoken too soon, Otra! / AVAST! / It's Sam the Pirate! / I've heard of him! He travels from town to town pillaging stores for precious consumer goods and foodstuffs! / He must be stopped! But it will require the use of our strongest technique! / You don't mean...? / {{Captain Morgan}} / {{Cap'n Crunch}} / And that is why what you are doing is wrong... / Yarr, I never thought of it that way before. But where will I go now? / Well... Is there a hobby that you could parlay into some sort of business...? / You were right, girls! This IS much better than slaughtering landlubbers for their booty! Thanks! / It's what we do. / {{SALE}} / {{Script by Some Guy Named James Hill}} / {{Excellent artwork by Jin Wicked}} / {{http://crap.jinwicked.com/}} http://go-girly.com/go/girly-jinwicked_jameshill
Girly: Extras!	{{Guest art}} / <<sniffle>> / <<sniffle>> / I hate to tell you this, Otra... But I must go. / The times we had were so wonderful! So passionate! I will never forget! / Ah hah! hah! hah! Pay up, kitty! Thaht's a fifty whole dollars! / <> / I will be back with the groceries in an hour! well... I might go shopping too.... And rollerblading... And skydiving... http://go-girly.com/go/girly-jj
Girly: Extras!	{{Guest art.}}Waitin' for the bus. Happy to be unemployed. 'Cuz I don't need no crime to-... To fill this void. ...sigh / Sucker! / <> / Hey! / Lucky for you I'm not a cop anymore. / Or else I would... / <> / Blast! / Wait! Halt! Stop! / Gargh! / Bloody cats always slowing me down. / Mew? / Mew! / Alright missy. Lucky for you I'm not a cop anymore. / Elephantsss / Huh? / <> / <> / Yow / <> / <> / <> / <> / <> / Aaaah! / Policeguy! Are you ok? / Mew / You dont look so good. / Yes, well, lucky for you I'm no... / <> / <> / <> / Eep! / Wiiinterrr! Hurry up! Help me Winter! / Sorry. Got to go. / Coming, Otra dear! / ...not a cop anymore. / Later... / Prggin elephants riggin / Welcome home babe. / Thought you might be intersted in playing... / A little game of crook and... / <> / Cop ? / The end http://go-girly.com/go/girly-lizg
Girly: Extras!	Suddenly, a fairy appears! / I am a messenger from God! Says he: "Mother/son relationships are totally hot, so I forgive ye, Oedipus!! / Did you hear that, Jo? Our relationship is okay! Isn't that great? / Uh... Yeah... I guess... / <> / Oh, good LORD! / AAAAAAAAAAA / .... / Huh... / THE END! http://go-girly.com/go/girly-oed
Girly: Extras!	Hey, remember that adventure we had LAST TUESDAY? / Are you KIDDING? How could I FORGET it? / Remember that YOUNG, SHY, NERDY EVERYMAN who banged all those HOT CHICKS? / VICARIOUSLY SATISFYING! / And remember how you kept interjecting with FORCED, T-SHIRT-READY SLOGANS? / I AM A NINJA BY NIGHT! +20 IN BED! THIS CLOTHING EXPRESSES IRONIC PRIDE IN MY SOCIAL FAILINGS! / And hey, remember all those timely POP-CULTURE REFERENCES? / The ones that leeched off the popularity of pre-existing franchises? / YEAH! / {{shirt: Trendy Band}} / {{shirt: Unpopular Band}} / And remember how everything was presented in a nigh-mechanical uniform style that was unintimidating yet forgetable? / No! / Yep, that sure was a LIKEABLE, INSTANTLY GRATIFYING adventure. / An ACCESSIBLE adventure, with a broad appeal and massive commercial potential! / So, what do you want to do TODAY? / Let's make CRAZY faces! / OK YEAH! / {{www.samandfuzzy.com}} / {{Sam L. / Rikk E. 2005}} http://go-girly.com/go/girly-samlogan
Girly: Extras!	Hard to say what Christmas is about now... It was a Christian holiday, yet it's celebrated by people who lost their religion, or moved on to better ones... / I'd like to think that, anyway... / WHY did we go to the mall, again? / Because I dared you to. / Oh. Right. / {{PORK FURN}} {{SWISS CONE HUT}} / Outta my way! / Must buy more! / AAAAAA.. / ...But I'm NOT going to rant about the crass consumerism of the holidays. EVERYONE does that. / The Christmas season is what you make of it. And if you ask ME... / It is sitting by the fire all day, wrapped tightly in a blanked with my sidekick. / That works for me. / meow / Merry Christmas from Girly! http://go-girly.com/go/girlyxmas
Girly: ArmaStama	ARMA04 http://go-girly.com/go/girly_arma
Girly: Basehead	GIRLY http://go-girly.com/go/girly_basehead
Girly: Dan Kim	Winter & Otra / {{Illustration by Dan Kim}} / {{http://mangaclone-army.org/}} http://go-girly.com/go/girly_dkim
Girly: Extras!	{{Guest art. No text}} http://go-girly.com/go/girly_grace
Girly: Extras!	Otra: Hey Winter...I'm feelin' kind of...you know... / Winter: You don't say? ME TOO! / / Both: Mmmmmmm / / Panel: Scene missing / / Winter: Ha ha, that joke will never get old! / Otra: Are we gonna do it or not? / LOL! http://go-girly.com/go/girly_interm
Girly: Extras!	INTERMISSION / alternate version! / Hey Winter... I'm feelin' kind of... You know... / You don't say? / Me too! / MMMMMMMMM.. / Oh, Winter! Oh, Otra! / meow? / (Covercat is copyright 2005 by someone on the Internet) http://go-girly.com/go/girly_interm-b
Girly: Extras!	{{Guest art. No text}} http://go-girly.com/go/girly_kaiven
Girly: Extras!	{{Guest art.}} / [[Otra walks near a cliff. Winter is not far behind.]] / [[Otra falls. And falls. And doesn't stop falling. More falling. And then...]] / <> / See you in the fall! http://go-girly.com/go/girly_Mere
Girly: Extras!	HAY, SIDEKICK! / HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! / Woof! Mew Mew Arf! Yip! Meow Arf! Mrow / eep! / Mmmmm... / AWWWW! http://go-girly.com/go/girly_valentine
Girly: Extras!	{{Guest art.}} / Winter + Otra / (+Kitty) http://go-girly.com/go/haikuninja
Girly: Extras!	Hi, kids! I'm panel, the comic panel! / I experience various ensations throughout the day! / For instance, right now I'm all slanty on the bottom... / ...Which always follows with me being slanty up top! / Now I'm feeling very beside myself! / It's a nice feeling... / Odd... I have a framed border now! / How classy... / Now I have no border... / I can... I can feel infinity... / Call me old fashioned, but I like it best when I'm just a plain ol' panel! / Bye, kids! http://go-girly.com/go/itspanel!
Girly: Extras!	{{Guest art.}} / Hooray for BIRTHDAYS! http://go-girly.com/go/JBL-Daybw
Girly: Ian J.	JUNK in teh TRUNK http://go-girly.com/go/JITT
Girly: JOSHLESNICKJOSHLESNICK	{{JOSH LESNICK... The Comic}} / {{Written, drawn by, and starring JOSH LESNICK!}} / {{Episode 1: Josh Lesnick!}} / I'm Josh Lesnick! / YAAAAAY! / The End! http://go-girly.com/go/JOSHLESNICKJOSHLESNICK
Girly: Josh Meets Tifa	{{JOSH LESNICK MEETS TIFA FROM FFVII a spicy hot self-insertion fanfic omg.}} / {{shirt: Wai}} / Tifa... Yoo r hot, baybeh! / OMG make love to me!! / <> / Oh, Josh! / Josh came while drawing this. / The End. http://go-girly.com/go/joshtifa
Girly: Extras!	[[Bowser being punched into the sky by Mario]] / <> / GAH! Curse you, Mario! / Thank you, Mario! / You're always saving me! / Aww... it'sa no problem, Princess! / [[Peach leans forward seductively]] / I think it's about time... / That I showed my appreciation / O-oh...? / ...by baking you a cake! See! I had my servants bake a chocolate for you! / A-ah... great... / <<...>> / [[Bowser is being kicked into the sky by Mario]] / < / ARG! Curse you again, Mario! / You did it again, Mario! Gosh... You're too much! / Aw, gee... / I think it's time to give you a real present.. / Something much, much better than a chocolate cake... <3 / ...ulp! / A vanilla cake! Instead of chocolate! 'Cause I know you just love cake so much, Mario! / Y-yes... I love cake... / <<...>> / [[Peach is sitting on her thrown, next to a maid toadstool]] / Mario never tries to have sex with me, Helga... why is that? / He's prob'ly gay. http://go-girly.com/go/josh_grb
Girly: Extras!	Marshmallow Kitty Vs. Choo-Choo Bear! / Begin! / Meow / Marr! / [Marshmallow kitty is taken into Choo-choo Bear's body.]] / <> / <> / Marshmallow Kity and Choo-Choo Bear have combined to form... / Marshmallow Choo-Choo! / [[Marshmallow Choo-Choo walks through a city.]] / ...and for some reason, combining has made them HUGE! / [[Marshmallow Choo-Choo burns buildings with laser vision]] / And now they can FIRE LASERS! / <> / <> / [[Marshmallow Choo-Choo knocks over Eifil Tower]] / <> / [[Marshmallow Choo-Choo steps into that gladiator place.]] / <> / [[Marshmallow Choo-Choo headbuts Godzilla like creature]] / <> / RAR! / MROW! / [[Marshmallow Choo-Choo stands on top of the Earth]] / Marshmallow Choo-Choo wins... / ...the Universe! http://go-girly.com/go/kitty-choochoo
Girly: Extras!	{{Everyone loves Naked Josh tm!}} / {{Episode 1: Pineapple Peril!}} / Naked Josh, can you open this can of pineapple for me? / I sure CAN open that can! / RAGH! / <> / <> / YAY! / Naked Josh, you're the best! / Let's have a picnic! / Yay! / Yay! / ...And it was the best picnic ever... / {{Next Episode: Naked Josh flops around!}} http://go-girly.com/go/nakedjosh
Girly: Extras!	Halloo, Ivan! Yer lookin' righ' canty tewday! / Da! / It is because I am wearing glorious hat I found at JCPenny! / Aye, it IS a bonny hat! / Ey, muchachos! / Isn't we supposed to be having a FIESTAAAA!? / My goodness, McCree! / Paco's hat is more glorious than mine! / Ach! He's got yer noomber, lad! / This is real crisis! / Worry not, Ivan! / I am the God of Hats, and I shall aid ye! / NooEEnoo! / I shall create the grandest hat of all... In my image! / Excellent! This hat is much more glorious! / SPASHIBA BOLSHOY! / AIYAI YAI! / Tu sombrero es MUY BUENO! / Ey, punk. My had just dissapeareds from my heads, and now I'm findin' it on yours. Gives it backs, or there'll be troubles, capisce? / {{TYKE}} / Sh-Shto!? / .... / .... / Uh... / God of Hats... / Did you just STEAL hat from Bulldog named Tyke? / Yes. / What kind of Hat God ARE you? / A LOUSY one, obviously! / Oh. http://go-girly.com/go/puppyclub
Girly: Extras!	{{Guest Art. No text}} http://go-girly.com/go/qwil
Girly: Rally SFA	OTRA / WINTER / girly http://go-girly.com/go/Rally_SFA
Girly: Randy M.	~<3 / OMG bad fan art / RK Milholland http://go-girly.com/go/randy-akon
Girly: Jin Wicked	JW03 http://go-girly.com/go/sadgirly
Girly: Extras!	{{Guest Art. No text}} http://go-girly.com/go/sam_girlysnow
Girly: Sprite Comic	{{A SPRITE COMIC}} / Hey George! How ya doin'? / I've been kinda depressed. / My life is so drab, but this is probably as good as it will get, ya know? / I envy those caffinated drinks. THEY know how to live! / {{this comic has been cancelled for being the dumbest idea ever.}} http://go-girly.com/go/spritecomic
Girly: Tracy Williams	Girly copyright Josh Lesnick / Art: Tracy-Williams.net http://go-girly.com/go/tre_girly
Girly: Rya McShme	OTRA / WINTER http://go-girly.com/go/Winter_and_Otra-Rya
Girly: Yuji	{{Guest art.}} / Don't make me shoot you into space... http://go-girly.com/go/__hr_Otra
girly: #1	...so I was having a pretty average day... As usual, someone started talking to me for some reason. / ...and like she was being all wacky and doing all this annoying stuff that was driving the guy nuts, right? / But then he like totally fell in love with her in the end anyway and I was like soooo not expecting that it was so sweet and romantic and you should really see the movie it's soooo great! / This has been fascinating, but I need to shoot you into space now. / And with JUST CAUSE!! / FWOOSH / WHEEEE! / SIGH Everywhere I turn, I'm shooting people into space... / Is this really all there is? Why do I even bother? / ...that was when... / ...she entered my life... http://go-girly.com/go/1
Girly: Art Day 1	I'll be posting art like this every Sunday from now on! Enjoy! -Josh / Girly Art Day #1 http://go-girly.com/go/artday-001
Girly: Extras!	The next comic is gonna go up 1/2 a day late or so, thus to pass the time, here's a bonus comic! / Marshmallow Kitty vs. Balloon! / meow / <> / <> / <> / DRAW! http://go-girly.com/go/kitty_001
Girly: Extras!	Totally GIRLS! / The zany hot adventures of spies in disguise saving the world for cute boys everywhere tm / The Sadie Hawkins Dance is coming up! I'm totally going to ask every CUTE GUY in the school!! / Hey, SNOW, save some for me!! / Mellow like a cello, Tracy, I'm going to ask SKIP FIRSTBASE myself! / Uh oh, girls, the "Whoop" Trap Door conveniently installed below us has opened!! / Why do we always stand on it?! WHYYYYYY?!?!?!..!??...?? / WHOOP, there it is!! / You're right, Inky! Guess we're going to have to save the world again.. / BEFORE BEDTIME!! / Omigod / My name's INKY? / {{WHOOP}} / Greetings, girls. Glad of you to... "drop in." Hahaha. Because you dropped!! / In, that is!! / I can't feel my extremities!! / Your mission is very dangerous and extremely sexy. / The nefarious ZANDO has devised a ray that will change all the world's clothes to green and orange. / But orange is the new black!!! / ? / This episode should be called "DAYGLO MY EGGO." / stock "japanimation" face / You'll all be equipped with standard hairdryer grappling hooks, as well as this Achewood joke book from Scholastic ($14.99 in the company store). / {{hook arrow meta dryer}} / Why can't we just have GUNS and KILL PEOPLE? / Most of these pages are blank! / Let's save the world for cute boys everywhere! tm / TO BE CONTINUED...?! http://go-girly.com/go/mattw_girly1
cutewendy: #2	La la la / Hi birds! Hi flowers! / Hi Wendy! / AHHHHH! TALKING PLANTS AND ANIMALS! MONSTERS! / MUST KILL THEM ALL! / BLAM / Ooh! / Scary! http://cutewendy.com/go/2
girly: #2	she just stood and stared... / What are YOU looking at? / You... / I'm interested in you... / and then... / she did something I would never forget... / BAM! http://go-girly.com/go/2
Girly: Art Day 2	Girly Art Day #2 http://go-girly.com/go/artday-002
Girly: Extras!	{{The Shocking Return Of THE COMICS PAGE}} / {{The Magnificent Flying Puppy}} / <> / <> / <> / {{It's The President's Birthday!}} / Happy Biiiiirthdaaayy... tooooo yoooou... / Happy Biiirthdaaay... tooooo yooooooou... / Happy Biiirrrth-daaaaay... Missster Presideeeent... / I wanted a skateboard... / {{The Desert Of Lies}} / Doris Day invented the printing press! / Astrology is a real science! / Hard work always pays off! / I am not wearing a sombrero! / {{Dan, The Protector Of The Pine Cones}} / I'm gun' stomp on this pine cone! / NO! / <> / Don't worry, little pine cone! No one in that awful pine cone-hating town will bother you again! You're SAFE now! / {{Don't Open The Box!}} / {{box: Do NOT open!}} / This box says we shouldn't open it... / Yeah... / So... I guess we should leave it be. / Right. / {{Park Love Life In Happy Digit Fun Mountain}} / HGARBLUAH! / AAAE? / ZENOG! / HAZZROXNIW http://go-girly.com/go/comicspage2
Girly: Extras!	{{Guest Art. No text}} http://go-girly.com/go/Girly_grace2
Girly: JOSHLESNICKJOSHLESNICK2	{{JOSH LESNICK... THE COMIC!}} / {{Written, drawn by, and starring JOSH LESNICK!}} / {{Episode 2: Josh Lesnick... Part 2!}} / I'm Josh Lesnick! / LOVE ME! / The End! http://go-girly.com/go/JOSHLESNICKJOSHLESNICK2
Girly: Extras!	The next comic will be up on Friday, because it's a really long one. Also, the comic is really big. Thus, for today, we present / Marshmallow Kitty vs. Ninja / meow. / Torimaro sakihoshi nani yo moari gatou sukiyaki homoro nagi! / <> / RYAAAA / <> / <> / AIEEEEEEEEE / AAAAAAAAA... / Kitty wins! http://go-girly.com/go/kitty_002
cutewendy: #3	What a beautiful day! / It makes me feel like doing nice things! / I could donate food and money to the needy! / Help out at the homeless shelter! / Help old ladies cross the street! / I feel like I could help the entire world! / Hey, Wendy. I have a pickle. Let's lick it. / What were you saying just now? / Oh... nothing... http://cutewendy.com/go/3
girly: #3	Are you okay? / You fell over suddenly. Are you anemic? / I didn't know anemia caused people's heads to bleed! / Y-you HIT ME!! / You hit me on the head with a giant DILDO!! / No I didn't. / Then what's THAT?! / This... is my magical multi-tool of magic! / It's a baster for TURKEYS... / and a storage kit for fish TACOS! / ...and an international negotiator! / ...and a giant dildo! / ...that I hit people with! / N-now look HERE... / WINTER / What? What about winter? / That's my NAME! / Winter! http://go-girly.com/go/3
Girly: Art Day 3	Girly Art Day #3 http://go-girly.com/go/artday-003
Girly: Extras!	Son of the comics page / {{First Strip}} / Codcop: the cop with cod for arms / You'll never catch me, copper! / We'll see about that! / Aaaaagh! / <> / <> / <> / {{Second strip}} / Teddy bear land / Hello! / Welcome! / Aww. / Be my friend! / I love you! / Let's hug! / Yay! / [[The teddy bears are gone. The man is dead.]] / {{Third strip}} / The big flaming skull / <> / Hello. I'm selling steak knives. Care to see our selection? / No. Go away. / I should have eaten his soul. / {{Fourth strip}} / This comic is hilarious. / Go long! / <> / We're just two ships passing in the night. / {{Fifth strip}} / The breakup / It's... It's just not going to work out... / It's because my eyeballs fell out, isn't it? / Yeah. Pretty much. / {{Sixth strip}} / Drake and his owl of justice / Bob, did you eat my sandwich? / Yes! And I'll do it again! / No you won't! / Here is a new sandwich and a thousand dollars! http://go-girly.com/go/comicspage3
Girly: Extras!	{{Adventures of Cutewendy!}} / {{#3 (redrawn for no particular reason)}} / What a BEAUTIFUL day! / It makes me feel like doing NICE things! / I could... Donate food and money to the needy! / ...Help out at the homeless shelter! / ...Help old ladies arcross the street! / I feel like I could do good for... the ENTIRE WORLD! / Hey, Cute-wendy... / I have a pickle. / Let's lick it. / What were ya sayin' just now? / Aw... Nothin'... http://go-girly.com/go/cute3
Girly: Extras!	{{girly filler #1}} / Marshmallow Kitty vs. Car! / <> / <> / <> / <> / MEOW / Kitty wins. http://go-girly.com/go/kitty_003
cutewendy: #4	AN APOLOGY / We here at Wendy Quality Control wish to apologize greatly for the horrible quality of the preceding episodes of Cutewendy. / HUGH MANTHRUST, Quality Control Spokesman / Honestly, we have no excuse. The artwork was poor. The writing was godawful. We just got off on the wrong foot, and we apologize. Oh, god, we do so apologize! / From now on, we promise we will put all of our efforts in producing high-quality work we wish for you to expect from us here at Wendy Enterprises. We wish our comics to inspire, entertain, and challenge the mind! And above all... to contain lots of hot lesbian sex! / this apology was brought to you by the national association of intoxicated moose heritage http://cutewendy.com/go/4
girly: #4	Isn't my baby beautiful? / Uh... okay. / I love babies. / That's... nice. / They're such miracles! / You should have one! / U-uhh... / HEY! / Wh-what are you DOING? / W-WINTER... stop eating her baby! / MMMH... / Wh-who do you think you ARE!? / I'm Winter. And she's my sidekick! / Your WHAT!? http://go-girly.com/go/4
Girly: Art Day 4	OH NO LOOK OUT ITS A RAY GUN / Girly Art Day #4 (Drawn with brush pen at Oni-con '05) / Testing my hand with Brush pens with this one. I drew this in the Artist Alley at Oni-con '05 in Houston. http://go-girly.com/go/artday-004
Girly: Extras!	Revenge of THE COMICS PAGE / {{Godzilla... Retail Worker}} / Excuse me, sir... Could you help m- AAAAGH! / RARR! / {{sign: Housewares}} / You're fired! / AAAAAH! / RARR! / {{The Narcoleptic Car}} / ZZZZ / Oh No! / <> / AIEEEE / {{Kevin Really Likes Pretzels}} / I'd like a pretzel / {{sign: Concessions}} / Sorry. We're out of pretzels. / Then DIE. / <> / {{Joel Bought a Watch From The Devil}} / What time is it, watch? / I'LL EAT YOUR SOUL HGRAHGGH MURDERBLOOD DEATH / That's nice. But what time is it? / YOU SHALL BURN FOREVER IN THE SPIKEY PITS OF DEATH NHRRGH AAA GHAAAA FFG.. / This watch sucks. / {{Seriously, He Really Likes Pretzels, A Lot}} / <> / I'm out. There are no more pretzels left in the house... / NOOOOOOOO / <> / {{I Can't Think Of A Sixth Comic, So Here's A Pear.}} / <> http://go-girly.com/go/comicspage4
Girly: Extras!	Marshmallow Cat vs. Eyeball from Mars! / I am from Mars! / [[Marshmallow cat jumps onto Eyeball from Mars]] / <> / Urk. / Owww! / And so, the eye retreats to Mars. / But the kitty will continue to face new challanges every day! / Godspeed, kitty! http://go-girly.com/go/kitty_004

cutewendy: #5	It was quite a busy day, that it was... / Yes... we did a lot of things. / ...and there is no better way to conclude such a day than with a nice session of hot lesbian sex, that I most certainly think. / I concur... / A RETRACTION / We interrupt this comic to retract a statement made by our spokesman in the last comic. The obvious discrepancy in his apology was due to an error in generating our demographic survey results. In short, it was not hot lesbian sex that are readers wanted, but it was actually gratuitous depictions of cute, fuzzy kittens. We have made the appropriate changes in the comic, and now return you to today's episode already in progress... / HUGH NUTGOBBLE, Quality Control Spokesman Retractor / Meow meow / Meoooow <3 http://cutewendy.com/go/5
girly: #5	So what's your name? / Will you PLEASE stop following me? / A leader and her sidekick should always stick together! / I'm NOT your sidekick! / If I WAS, I'd be the one following YOU! / You ARE following me... / RETROACTIVELY! / Uh... was that supposed to make sense? / SIGH... LOOK. I've had a hard day, okay? Actually, it's been a hard WEEK. No... make that a hard LIFE... / I've had a hard god damn life, and I REALLY don't need a crazy girl hounding me... OKAY!? / Oh, okay... bye. / Uhhhh... / All RIGHT, then... http://go-girly.com/go/5
Girly: Art Day 5	Don't make me use this. / Art Day 5 / Sometimes it's fun not to be subtle at all. http://go-girly.com/go/artday-005
Girly: Extras!	[[Action Dog glares at a smoking Kaiser Ubelhund]] / -KAISER UBELHUND! You cannot escape! Hand over puppy dog tails now! / -Ze only think I'll be handeenk you, Action Dog.. is your DEMISE! / [[The Kaiser's army attacks!]] / -ATTACK MEIN POODLE DEATH BRIGADE! / -Oui oui! / [[Meanwhile...]] / -...And while there may be some variation in the case of interbreeding between other breeds of Corgi (most commonly the Cardigan Welsh)... the Pembroke Welsh breed of Corgi, like our friend Cyril, typically has either a very small tail, or none at all. / [[Blank Stares]] / -You mean... / -Cyril was born that way... and ain't nothin' wrong with that! / -I... see... / [[Action Dog crashes the scene]] / [[...Standing atop a heap of beaten poodles]] / -Forgive me brother... I defeated the forces of evil, but they did not seem to have your comerade's tail. / -Ah... They didn't, did they? / -So instead... I got HAMBURGERS. / [[Everyone munches on burgers from Burger Czar]] / -The end. http://go-girly.com/go/puppyclub5
cutewendy: #6	Meow meow! / Meow... / Meow meow meow! / Meow meow? / MEOW! http://cutewendy.com/go/6
girly: #6	This story would be way too short, had that REALLY been the last of her... / ...but we'll get back to her later... / Hey Girly! / Oh, no... / I am NOT going on a date with you Steak. PLEASE don't bother asking... / But you GOTTA hear me out, babe! / My penis is so much larger than it was when we last spoke! / I've been measuring it since the start of the year, and it has grown in girth a half-inch! An entire half-inch! / Here! I made a chart of its progress. See, this was my penis in January... / And here it is now! Look how much happier it is! / Fwssssh / SIGH http://go-girly.com/go/6
Girly: Art Day 6	ART DAY 6 / Winter and Otra remind you to wash your hands. http://go-girly.com/go/artday-006
cutewendy: #7	Meow meow. / Meow. / Whoa! We're human again! / Thank god!! / I hope this means that those mean people in management finally decided to leave us alone and let us do the... / ...comic... / D'oh. http://cutewendy.com/go/7
girly: #7	You are all going to burn... / in eternal HELLFIRE! / Yes, each and every one of you will roast in painful agony for all of eternity! / ...Why isn't anyone listening to me!? / Oh! You're listening! Thank you! / ...You're going to burn in HELL! / I envy you... / You seem constantly angry, but at least you seem to feel pretty good about yourself. / You also have something to be passionate about, even if it's something completely ASININE. / And even though you seem certain that everyone's going to be tortured forever there, you have a belief in the afterlife, as opposed to a limit to mortality, along with a fear of it which is the only thing keeping you from killing yourself... / You need a BIBLE! http://go-girly.com/go/7
cutewendy: #8	THAT'S IT! It's time to COMPLAIN!! / RIGHT! / Look... we just want to have as many readers as possible, so we put magic boxes in selected computers. It determines the tastes of the reader, and automatically makes changes to the comic based on that... / HUGH BACKPOUND, Promotional Director / Oh yeah? Do you want to know what I think of that!? / Yo yo yo b-boy sista mack 'sup ya yo ya daaaamn gee sucka in the double-o! / Word! / WHOA! WHOA! What the HELL did I just say!? / For instance, some readers may want more ethnic diversity... http://cutewendy.com/go/8
girly: #8	all I ever do these days is wander... / It's not like I've had a hard life... No tragic past... Nothing to feel angry about.. I don't think I've made any bad choices in my life... I have nothing to regret... I've gone through life just as everyone else has, more or less... / ...yet I can't stop feeling sad... and I don't know why... / SIGH... http://go-girly.com/go/8
cutewendy: #9	We don't like the idea of our viewers determining the direction of our lives. We want to be in charge of our own destinies! / Yeah. / Look, we do this so we can have as many readers as possible. The magic box gives us the opportunity to give everyone what they want, and make everyone happy! / ... / how many readers are equipped with these boxes anyway? / Well... at the moment, there's one. / But we plan to add more pretty soon... / Maybe it was a bit much to set fire to the building... / No it wasn't. / Good point. http://cutewendy.com/go/9
girly: #9	All she ever does is wander... / ... but if she's so depressed, and has such a low opinion of other humans... / ...why does she leave the house? / ... / ...I think it's because, subconciously, she still has hope. / She hopes to find someone. / ...Or maybe she's hoping... / ...someone will find HER... / ...and make her a SIDEKICK! / You're talking about ME, aren't you? http://go-girly.com/go/9

cutewendy: #10	It sure is nice to be in charge of our destinies again! / It sure is! / What Wendy said was ironic, being that she is a comic character drawn by someone else, who determines her actions. The irony is presented in a humorous manner, therefore it is appropriate that you laugh uproariously. / Still... I can't help but wonder who it was that had that magic box, which kept altering our lives constantly... / Yes... who indeed... / THINK / PONDER / Why... it was none other than a Chevrolet Corvette convertible with a 345 horsepower 5.7 liter LS1 V8 engine, four wheel antilock brakes, daytime running lamps, and electronic speed control! http://cutewendy.com/go/10
girly: #10	Let me guess... / Back when you left, you didn't really go away at all, and have been quietly stalking me ever since? / What makes you think thaaaaaaaaat? / SIGH ...LOOK. / If you really want to hang around with me, go ahead. / Really? / Don't get me WRONG! / If you're going to hang around me anyway, I'd prefer to be AWARE of it. / That's all. / You could always shoot me out of a cannon! / Nah, I'm not going to shoot you out of a cannon. / But no more hitting me on the head with giant dildos, you GOT that? / Fair enough! <3 http://go-girly.com/go/10
cutewendy: #11	WENDY. / GEORGE W. / FLOOMP / :shk: / FOOM / WENDY!! / You KNOW that smoking dope is bad for you! http://cutewendy.com/go/11
girly: #11	I'm telling you... Our lives truly begin today. / I'm still wondering what makes you think that... / It's because when the leader and her sidekick get together, that's when MAGIC starts to happen! / You SAID it, Michael Bolton! / ? / By the WAAAAY... / I never DID get your NAME... / SCREEEEEEEECRUNCH / SSSSSSSssss http://go-girly.com/go/11
cutewendy: #12	I'm Wendy, and I've become a HIPPIE! / HIPPYHIPPYHIPPYHIPPYHIPPYHIPPYHIPPYHIPPY! / TWANG TWANG TWANG / SMAK / Th-thanks... / Don't mention it... http://cutewendy.com/go/12
girly: #12	Tk / Tk / VSSH.. / SHF / SHF / Wh- WHO'S THERE!? / HYUUUUUuuuuuuu / Guess I'm just hearing things... / Tk. / VOOSH! / Nya ha HO! / KYAAAAAAAAAooooohmm <3 <3 <3 <3 http://go-girly.com/go/12
cutewendy: #13	and now... / ATTACK OF THE KILLER SCREENTONES! / Oh no! It's... it's coming right for us! / RUN! / AAAGH! / It got Roger! / NO! / GYAAA! / AAAH! HELP ME! / AIIGH! / BEWARE! you could be next! http://cutewendy.com/go/13
girly: #13	MY good-ness! ANOTHER one! / Y- yeah ... / Another unconcious naked lady... / That's the fith one in the past three blocks! / This has been seen before... / EEP! / Why, it's the great detective clampjaw! / Trails of naked ladies... they were found earlier in Notlob, and then in Manland City. / And now it's happening in Cute-Town / It's all being caused by ONE MAN... / The hunter of women... / EL CHUPACABRE! http://go-girly.com/go/13
cutewendy: #14	and now... / SILENT TREATMENT! / M-Mindy... I'm SORRY I cheated on you with your roommate, mother, best friend, and uncle! I SWEAR it WON'T HAPPEN again! / Ryan... I have only four syllables for you! NO NO MO HE! / No no mo...? / He? / PING / Aw... c-c'mon Mindy... don't be like that... / ... / Mindy, PLEASE... / ... http://cutewendy.com/go/14
girly: #14	anyway... / Wh-where are we GOING!?! / Don't you SEE? Elephants are popping up everywhere around town! / The town has an ELEPHANT PROBLEM! / We are going to solve it! This is our first adventure, as leader and SIDEKICK / TP- / WHUMP / My! Why did you do that? / Look, I said you could hang with me, but that doesn't mean I'm going to go along with every inane thing you decide to do... / But you're my sidekick! / I never agreed to THAT either! / ........ / GLLP / Mmf!? http://go-girly.com/go/14

cutewendy: #15	La la la / LOOK! A moo cow! / She's on to us... http://cutewendy.com/go/15
girly: #15	All right... stop eating my sidekick, you... ELEPHANT! / VSSSH / KRAK! / VWP VWP / KRAK (again) / GRRRRRR.... / whine whine... / ... / BWEE! <3 BWEEEE! <3 <3 <3 / BWON BWON / M-maybe this IS a problem... http://go-girly.com/go/15
cutewendy: #16	Oh, Wendy! That feels so good! / tee hee / Hold it. / What is it? / I feel like someone's watching us... / Really? / AIEE! / Heh heh heh... / GRANDPA http://cutewendy.com/go/16
girly: #16	So, Winter... have you actually given any thought as to how or why us two are going to be the ones to help stop the elephant problem? / Oh, it's quite simple... / If we scour the city and eat everyone's breakfast cereal, we shall have the strength to run across multiplatforms stapling hamburgers to trees. The resulting entourage of golf ball encyclopedias with everyone living in seventeen handbags! This will create an inverse tachyon pulse which will merge into a robot made of puppies, and that is our first step toward the revival of American Bandstand! / Ah? Where'd you go? / Yeesh... I need a break from that girl... / THERE you are, GIRLY! / Oh, COME ON! http://go-girly.com/go/16
cutewendy: #17	BRUSH BRUSH / SNAP! GRAB / FWAP / Okay... WHO replaced my toothbrush with a platypus? / Not me! http://cutewendy.com/go/17
girly: #17	It makes girls happy! / Sturdy like a rod of gold... / SEVEN INCHES LONG! / That was a haiku! / Uh-huh... / About my PENIS! / Yes, Steak. I GATHERED. / So... hearing that made you want to DATE me, right, Girly? / No / Right? / No / Right? / No / LEAVE HER ALONE! / BONGO / ...... / "GIRLY," huh? Is THAT what your name is? / Uhhh... no. People just call me that 'cause no one knows my name. / Heh, you know... my dad never knew my mom's name... http://go-girly.com/go/17
cutewendy: #18	Because Josh is currently in the hospital recovering from explosive diarrhea, today's comic will be done by Billy, age 5. / Hi Wendy! / Hi! / La la / Whoopee! / I sure hope Billy did a good job with this comic. / Yes. Otherwize Josh will beat him. http://cutewendy.com/go/18
girly: #18	This is my mother! / She was very smart and VERY beautiful! / ...and she was very well endowed! At LEAST a d-cup! It's a standard I can only hope to achieve! / ...she was the sidekick of my dad / My dad was kind of rude, but deep down, she was full of love! Together, as leader and sidekick, they were the perfect couple! / So both your parents were girls... / Yes! / Were you adopted? / No. / You had a surrogate father? / No. / Uhhh... your mom was artificially inseminated? / My goodness, no! / ........ / Well! We got some elephants to take care of! / Uh... EXCUSE me... http://go-girly.com/go/18
cutewendy: #19	? / ... / Busy day, huh? / Yeah... how'd you know? http://cutewendy.com/go/19
girly: #19	MMMM! / Oh, god! WHY!? / WHY ART THOU EATING ME!? / All right, elephants! / Your reign of annoyance ends, now that my sidekick and I are about! SCREAMING FIST! / EY! / BAP. / ..... / TONK! / SHOOM / Ding! / AAAAAAA... / That's one down! / ...and what scares me is I was EXPECTING that to happen... http://go-girly.com/go/19

cutewendy: #20	Do you think the diverse quantifications override the speculations of proactive integration? / Yes, but might I add... / SUDDENLY... / AGGH! MY LARYNX HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY A BOLL WEEVIL! / CUTEWENDY & THE OTHER GIRL: .... / But fortunately, He-man defeated Skeletor and saved the day. http://cutewendy.com/go/20
girly: #20	...so Winter and I spent the day fighting elephants... / I mostly just watched at first... / GO WINTER! / ...but eventually I lended a hand as well... / and then, finally... / BREAKING NEWS! The elephant problem is OVER! / And it's all thanks to... / CAPTAIN FIST! The city's greatest hero! / ...using his ultimate fisty powers, he banished all the elephants to the vast plains of Ecuador within MINUTES! / On behalf of the city, I thank you, CAPTAIN FIST! / Oh well. At least we got rid of THREE of the elephants! / Yeah. It was smashing. Look I'll see ya around, okay / It's getting late. I have to head home... / HOME! Good idea! / In other news, trails of naked ladies are still being found around the city. Police suspect... / TP TP / TP TP TP http://go-girly.com/go/20
cutewendy: #21	Hey, Wendy! / Guess who's coming to town? / Maury Amsterdam? / Nope... it's none other than the ORIGINAL BOY BAND! / O-ORIGINAL BOY BAND!? / Yup.. check it out! / Oh my GOD. We have GOT to see this.. / That we do... / Alvin & the Chipmunks Live! / Nov 8 at the Herring Dome http://cutewendy.com/go/21
girly: #21	Well... I'm not sure why I let you follow me... / ...but here we are... / Just don't count on this being a regular thing, okay? / Anyway, I got a fold-out couch you can use... / Oh, I wouldn't think of it! / You got a nice yard. It'll do fine! / Uh... really, it's okay. You don't need to sleep outsi- / Z / ZZzz.. / ZZzzz... / ...... http://go-girly.com/go/21
cutewendy: #22	What a great concert! / I concur! / We're the Chipmunks... / Um... Wendy.. / Don't look now, but we seem to have some rowdy fans coming our way... / Huh? / ALVIIIIIIIIIIIIN!! / Oh my god! They're going to TRAMPLE us! / AIEEEEEEE! http://cutewendy.com/go/22
girly: #22	And the broadcast day ends at channel 11... / Excellent broadcast, June! Top notch! / Thanks, Harry! / June.. Ummm.. wanna.. um.. go out for coffee? / Oh, Collin... I'm sorry... but I'm saving my heart for Captain Fist! / Awww... / sigh / ♪ / Click / FWAP / / OHH! / glint glint / TP / Uhhh... / Mwaaaaa / Ooooooooohh!! / slp slp slp slp slp slp slp slp. http://go-girly.com/go/22
cutewendy: #23	I... I just wanted to have a fun time at the Chipmunks concert. We all did. I don't know why this had to happen... / Me and my friend were in the front row. It was the best place to be... until we noticed a mad frenzy of fans rushing directly toward the stage. I've never been so terrified. / But the worst was what followed... / How could I describe such horror? People everywhere were screaming... some for Alvin... others for their lives. People right next to me were falling and couldn't get back up, and there was nothing that could be done to help them. It was madness! Utter madness! / Dude... YOU'RE the one who mowed them all down with the SMG... / Uh, hel-LO?! I SAID I was terrified! Were you not listening? http://cutewendy.com/go/23
girly: #23	Zzzzzzz / Winter... / ...she's the strangest girl I've ever met... / ...so rampantly eccentric, and yet she always maintains a somewhat serene demeanor... / ...it's a bit aggrivating... She's so hard to figure out... / ...and now I'm going to be up all night... / ...trying to figure out why I enjoy being around her... http://go-girly.com/go/23
cutewendy: #24	Y'know, there's a lesson to be learned from this whole concert debacle... / "Snow goons are bad news." / Um.. / NOT SO FAST, MISSY! The story ain't over yet! You're under arrest! / Under arrest!? For WHAT!? / Murder. / Oh YEAH... / Idiot. http://cutewendy.com/go/24
girly: #24	KRAK / BOOM / SHHAaaaaaaaaaa.... / VSH / SHaaaaaaa... / FWAP / Shaaaaaaa... / Brrr... / Tp Tp / Haah... Haah... http://go-girly.com/go/24

cutewendy: #25	Well, readers, since Wendy will be spending a while in jail, it looks like I'll be in charge for a bit. / And I'll be accompanying you! / Huh? Hey... aren't you one of those Wendy Industries employees? / Yep. I was sent in to fill in the sidekick role. / Didn't we burn your complex down? / Only the FAKE complex. The real one still stands in a secret location. / Then it's clear what our next mission is: to find the REAL complex and BURN IT DOWN! / But WHY!? We never did anything to you! / Look... we goota have SOMETHING to do while we wait for Wendy to get back. C'mon. http://cutewendy.com/go/25
girly: #25	Vss / / Vmm.. / / / Fwmp Fwmp / / ! / Vshh.. / ZZzz.. / .... / Fwmp.. / Sleepless Night... http://go-girly.com/go/25
cutewendy: #26	THE ADVENTURES OF OTHER GIRL AND XEROX MAN! / I can't believe we're doing this... / Aw... quit your bellyaching... / I can't help it! / I'm always nervous and agitated 'cause that's the way I'm drawn! / Gee... I never thought of that... life as a Xerox must be tough, huh? / Even so, this is my workplace which we're going to burn down, you know! / Yeah, well... if you can think of something better to do, I'd love to hear it. / Well, we could go over to my place and XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX / ...excuse me?? http://cutewendy.com/go/26
girly: #26	Good morning, Cute-town... / I'm June O'Frank for Channel 11 news... / Welcome to the morning show! / And now... / Our top story... / I love you, El Chupacabre!!! / Chupacabre, my darling! If you're out there, call me! Please!! / June!? / I'm lost without you, Chupacabre! I need you! Aaaiiiiieee! / June, stop! / Get her legs! http://go-girly.com/go/26
cutewendy: #27	THE ADVENTURES OF THE OTHER GIRL AND XEROX MAN! / I can't believe a "nervous" guy like you would proposition me in such a blatant and vulgar way. You should be ashamed. / ...and yet you agreed to come... / UN-LOCK / Does this place have a shower? / Yep. / Cool. / Don't go anywhere. / Yes ma'am. / SIT / (bed) / .... http://cutewendy.com/go/27
girly: #27	..... / Oh! Good morning! / I hope you don't mind my letting myself in. I wanted to make breakfast for you! / My! Did you sleep okay? / I...Didn't sleep. / Really? How come? / I dunno. / Well, maybe you'll fell better after having one of my omelettes. / Please have one! / Um... / Okay. / Mm! http://go-girly.com/go/27
cutewendy: #28	THE ADVENTURES OF THE OTHER GIRL AND XEROX MAN! / Hmmhmm... / whew / Okey dokey! / TUG / FLOOMP / Gyeep. http://cutewendy.com/go/28
girly: #28	What's going on here? / How is it? / It's very good! / I'm glad to hear that! / this is the best breakfast I ever had... / this girl... / ever since she showed up... / it's been like this... / I don't what to think of it... / it's... surreal. / like a dream... / dream... / I gotta go!! / Oh? / But... I was hoping we could talk a bit! / I-I'm sorry, but I really gotta make my rounds! I'll see ya later, okay? / SLAM / My! http://go-girly.com/go/28
cutewendy: #29	THE ADVENTURES OF THE OTHER GIRL AND XEROX MAN! / All right... I went through the trouble to get out of my clothes... it's only fair that you do too... / Gotcha. / ...uh... ...umm... / U-uh.. n- / NOOOOO! http://cutewendy.com/go/29
girly: #29	SIGH / Mom... Dad... / I'm not coming on too strong, am I? / It's just... ever since I saw her... / She's been around so many people... / ...but she never gets any attention... / At least, not the kind she deserves... / I guess... a girl like me might be kind of scary to her, huh? / Yeah... / Time to go after her! http://go-girly.com/go/29

Archive Page:
<< 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 >>