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girly: #270 *TANG!* / ...... / Aaaah... / Thank you, Captain Fist! / Just doing my job! / Am I imaging things, or... / did Captain Fist actually do something heroic?
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girly: #271 Rah! / Ow! / *WHAP!* / *Phew! / *BIFF SOCK HAIKEEBA!* / Geezus...look at him go. / .. / I've never spent this much time around Captain Fist before... / Maybe we just kept missing out on his heroic deeds. / Maybe we had the wrong idea about him. Maybe he IS a true hero. / Or...maybe he really is interested in becoming the mayor... / Maybe... / but... / either way, something still seems odd. / I don't feel like I can go to the Chief and tell him he has nothing to worry about. / Right. / We'll just keep following him. That's all we can do for now... / Who was THAT? / Officer Getskilled. Chief sent him with us. Who do you think was driving the truck? / ...oh.
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girly: #272 Celeste...I'm afraid...I won't make it... / Nooo! Don't say that! / Celeste...I know I always acted like a jerk toward you, but the truth is... / I love you! / Oh, Theodore! I thought I hated you, but all this time, I loved you too! And now that you're dying, I realize this now! / If I had only noticed sooner! / Alas...one kiss before I die... / Yes! / / Oh, Theodore! Why? Whyy!? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEE!? / ... / Is this...is this for real? / *sniff sob...*
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girly: #273 Well, that movie was better than...being beaten by a rake... / and "The English Patient". That's two things this movie was better than... / I don't know...I recall "The English Patient" being worse than a rake... / ...and this movie wasn't much better than "The English Patient"... / Well, I meant a razor-tipped electric rake that sets you on fire... / Oh, well...yeah, this movie was a little better than THAT... / Well...I thought it was romantic. Bad, but romantic. / You ARE a romantic, Autumn. / Speaking of romance... / I have a prediction for you... / One of you will be finding true love soon. / Oh yeah? Well, I already have three boyfriends... / ...And I hate love. / She's talking about you, Autumn! / I wonder who he is. It's probably the Internet guy! / Autumn's going to marry Mr. Internet! / C-come on, guys!
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girly: #274 See you, Autumn! / Bye guys! / "True Love", huh? / ? / Hi, Missy! You're a cute one... / My friend Tim wants a date with you... / Yah! / Uhh... S-sorry... / Aww... just a little date in the alley. / Tim has trouble taking "no" for an answer... / Yaah! / Oh! / You guys are... oh my goodness! / Let's see... / Mace... mace... / *shff shff* / *WOMP*
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girly: #275 I'm happy to be of service, citizen! / Buy there's more heroism to be done and bad guys to punch, so I'm off! / Uh...th-thank you? / Well... someone should book those guys... / I'm heading out... / Our job is to follow Captain Fist, Policeguy. / We can send another unit to arrest those two... / It's not just that... / I've got a hunch. / I'll catch up to you guys later... / No, you won't. Your hunches are usually right... / Hey, officer Getskilled! / I heard you. Let's roll. / We can get back on Captain Fist's trail anytime... / Really? / Thanks, guys. / ♪ Oh, officers! ♪ / I have a premonition which you might find... / interesting... / Before this day is over, one of you... / Will DIE! / Heh heh heh
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girly: #276 So I was like "Did you eat my sandwich?"... Bit it turned out he DIDN'T, so of course he didn't know what I was talking about, but I didn't know that at the time. / CRAZY, man. / Whoa! / Whoop! / *WHSSH!* / ACK! / *WHUMP* / AUUGH! / Sorry! / / / You don't have to run, li'l dog! / I don't want to hurt you... I just want my glasses back! / *WHSSH!* / Waugh! / Son't worry, Winter! / I got him! / *Toing!* / *BAP!* / GAH!
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girly: #277 He's heading into that building! / / Whaa!? / / / / *WHUMP* / That was neat! / Yes, but where's the dog? / Oh no! Don't tell me we LOST him! / We were so close... / Wait... I think I see something around the corner... / / MMF!
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girly: #278 Is it him, Otra? / ...no? / / Mmf! / W-what? / What do you see? / / Mmf! / / Is that... / Is that Captain Fist? / I believe it IS... / HEY! / I THOUGHT I hears something! / Who ARE you two? What are you doing here?? / Err... N-nothing, really. See, we were looking for a pair of glasses... / We found them on this little Welsh Corgi, so of course we had to chase him, and... well... / *CLICK* / AIEEEEEEE!!
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girly: #279 Danger Cat Acting Troupe / Actors for Hire / 512-999-8111 / dangercat@gmail.com / You were ACTING? / That we were. We were offered a thousand dollars each to stage an assault, then get beaten by Captain Fist... / We didn't think he'd beat us QUITE this bad, though... Oy... / Who gave you this job? / We don't know... / They looked like typical shadowy figures... / Still, I know what we did wasn't cool... / So if you need to take us to jail or... / Oh, I won't press charges... / Uhh... Bad news, bossman... / R-really? / Yes, well... I mean... / You look like you've been punished enough... / Some cops were following our guy around. They caught a couple of the actors we hired... / Did you kill them before they could talk? / Err... no. Should I have? / Now that you mention it... / FORGET IT, you idiot... / They won't be able to give the police too much to go on... / Things like this were bound to happen, though I didn't think it would happen QUITE this soon... / We'd best keep an eye on those nosy cops... / ...and if they get too deep... / we'll take care of them.
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girly: #280 Should we really just let them go? / They are but PAWNS, Getskilled. / ...pawns in a game we have now confirmed is indeed afoot in our fair city... / Gee, you police sore have exciting lives! / Anyway, I really should head back home, unless you have more questions to ask me? / / Actually, there IS one-- / *gyoink* / ow ow ow... / ?
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girly: #281 Ehehe... / I got to be a damsel in distress... / HA HA HAA! / Oh! Won't somebody help me!? / *BIF!* / I'LL save you! / Mysterious Internet Guy! / Are you okay, my lady? / Oh, Mysterious Internet Guy... / I am NOW... / *WHAP*
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girly: #282 APRIL 18: THE DENTAL ADVENTURE / YOU. / Smile for me. / Uh... / okay... / Nnn / Oh, my! Such a delightful sheen! / Clearly you brush and floss daily! / You're one of the good ones! A shining example of the perfection this town hopes to achieve! Someday! / For that, you get a medal! / Aaaaa.. / Congratulations... / / / Cool! A medal! / Smile? / Uhh...like this? / Hmmm... / / Sidekick! / She needs a rinse! / Comin' right up! / *SSSHHT* / If you don't brush and floss regularly... / it can lead to toothaches, sore gums, and canker sores, and cavities, and even gum disease! / So take care of your teeth! / ...and see a dentist at least once a year!
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girly: #283 APRIL 27: THE ADVENTURE OF THE ASHTON RIVER / Hang on, Otra! There's an alligator at the bottom of the cliff, and it looks like he has a SCORE to settle! / WHAT score!? I never met any alligators! / That's why I said it LOOKS like he has one! / Oh... / *SNAP* / Waugh! / AAAAAA! / AAAAAAAA / / Good news, Otra! / While you were distracting the alligator, I secured the diamond! / pant pant... / That's the LAST time this week I'm fighting a killer reptile. / Ehehe... Yes, hon...
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girly: #284 MAY 5: THE ADVENTURE IN THE FLYING HAMSTER GO CART / WHEE! / MROAR! / YIPE! / MAY 11: THE THRILLING DETECTIVE ADVENTURE / I have deduced... that the fiend who stole the sacred sandwich is none other than... / TOM THE GARDNER! Who is eating the sandwich right now! / GASP! / Curses! It was the perfect crime... but I had to go and make that one fatal mistake! / You're an idiot. / MAY 29: ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING! / Uh... why did we take this job again? / so we could earn enough money to afford those shoes with the hearts and the wings! / WAAAAAA / WAAAAAAAA / WAAA / MMG / WAAAAAA / WAAAAA / Winter... I'm already wealthy, remember? / Oh yeah... / *CHOMP* / YAIGH! / ERK! / It's about time you came to! / Stop! / Oh! / Now can I put you down? I'm dyin' here!
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girly: #285 *tmp tmp* / Over there! / Refreshments / Hey... / Uhh... could we hide in your stand for a few minutes? / Sure. No problemo. / *tmp tmp* / *VSSH* / ♪ / Uhhh... What happened? I don't remember anything after they pulled those guns on us... / I distracted them in a way that's too complicated to describe, then ran. / *huff huff* / What happened with YOU? / I... I'm sorry... / I think guns in TV and movies are neat, but ACTUAL guns scare me... / I really thought we were going to die, and our adventures flashed before my eyes... / I don't think that sort of thing is supposed to happen unless you're actually DYING... / So... our adventures, huh? Did you see the one we had with the pirate cake salesman? That was a good one... / It was! But I didn't see it. / I DID see the one where we were dentists! / Oh yeah! That was one of my favorites too.
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girly: #286 So... / What now? / Captain Fist has been KIDNAPPED! / What else is there to do... / ...but RESCUE him? / Haha... you really think we can? / Oh, sidekick... / Surely you've learned by now, that we can do ANYTHING... / Plus, we need retribution for being made a fool of just now! / *VWEE..* / Time for a retribution-based rescue... a RETRI-RESCUE! / So, are you ready? / Uh... / Okay, I admit that was pretty lame. Sorry about-- / Winter... / If you can produce bazookas out of thin air, why didn't you just do that in the FIRST PLACE? / Oh! / Hmm... too be honest, I can't do stuff like this by THINKING about it. / It just kinda HAPPENS... / Well, fair enough... / But how can you wield a bazooka if you're afraid of guns? / Bazookas aren't guns, Otra. / They're a KIND of gun, aren't they? / Guns fire bullets and bazookas fire missiles! / That's completely different! / What?? They're both projectile weapons! How is that COMPLETELY different? / Hey, LOVERS... / I have a FASCINATING prediction for you... / Your family... it will GROW soon! / Huh? What does THAT mean? / Am I going to run into ANOTHER long lost sister? / I don't think we want another one of THOSE...
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girly: #287 We got him... / He's been spotted breaking up a musical gang rumble on 10th and Optimus... / We'll reach him in a couple minutes... / ...and Policeguy... / Hit on girls on your OWN time, okay? / R- right... / She sounds pretty peeved... / Well... She has a point... / You really shouldn't hit on girls right in FRONT of her... / Well, it's not like she's INTERESTED in me... / ...and even if she WAS, we're not allowed to date anyway... / ... / That's as maybe... / ...but you still shouldn't hit on girls in front of her... / ....
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girly: #288 ♪ Jellicle songs for jellicle cats! ♪ / ♪ Jellicle cats for jellicle hats! ♪ / ♪ Jellicle bats in jellicle jellicle spatz! ♪ / *WHAPPO!* / MEOW / ♪ South Side, East Side, ♪ / ♪ West Side, Up Side, Left Side, ♪ / ♪ Inside, Regicide... ♪ / ♪ Where you at, da-- / *FOOOOOOM* / AIEEEEEE / Thank you, Captain Fist, THANK YOU! / A thousand times THANK YOU! / That was annoying! / No Problem, citizens! / Just don't forget to vote! / ........ / I'm beginning to think this is NOT Captain Fist... / Yeah... It can't be... / ♪ / NOW where's he going? / *SHHHHK..* / Let's find out...
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girly: #289 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... / *WHAP* / ... / *Vwip* / Shff Shff* / *Tp Tp..* / (So... uh...) / (You think Hipbone is the jealous type?) / (Hmm? Oh...) / (Well, maybe, but...) / (I just know how people are... is all) / (I know you and Hipbone work together a lot...) / (Wouldn't YOU feel a LITTLE weird if you saw her hitting on someone?) / (Well... maybe a little...) / (And... well, this may sound bad, but... being a woman, feelings like that may be a little more pronounced for her... / (Hmm... Actually I see what you mean...) / (I can totally hear those two...) / You're a smart guy Getskilled... I hope you live for a long time! / Ha Ha... / What an odd thing to say... / Guys, SHH.
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girly: #290 There's no need to SNEAK AROUND, Cute P.D. / I have SUPER-HEARING... / ... And when I say that, I mean I heard EVERYTHING... / So, you don't think I'm really Captain Fist, hm? / QUITE astute... / I AM, in fact... / ... An ANDROID designed to look like Captain Fist! / ... And none of you will LIVE to tell anyone about it! SORRY! / *Vwipp!* / Beep / Beep / Beep / Ummm... / We ARE going the right way, aren't we? / You mean you don't REMEMBER? / *BKOOM*
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girly: #291 Oh, MY! / That wasn't the building, was it? / If it WAS, then... Captain Fist... / Yes... I hope we're not... too LATE! / *WHROOM* / / *VOOM* / Mmf! / Winter! I just saw him! / He's being taken away in that limo! / You saw him in a LIMO? / How? Aren't they supposed to have tinted windows? / WINTERRR... / Oh! Right! / Let's go SAVE him! / *tp tp* / / .... / ... / *vwip* / *WHSSH* / *Vwip* / / Aw, SNAP!
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girly: #292 Oh, my! / He seems to be attempting a standoff! / Ohhhh... This makes me nervous! / He got the best of us once already! / Who knows what OTHER puppy tricks he might have! / Winter... There's this thing I can try... / It's a little embarrasing, though... / *WHOOSH!* / Waugh! Here he comes! / Uhhh... / SIDEKICK WAVE! / *pyew pyew pyew* / *FRAPPOOO* / *WHAP.* / *tp* / Well, what'd ya know? / *huff* / It WORKED!
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girly: #293 Well, anyway... / *Tp...* / All's well that ends well, I say... / Indeed... / *Tp tp tp Wobble* / *SMAK* / Uhh... you know... / If I didn't know better, I'd think the dog actually NEEDED those... / *wobble... wobble...* / *SMAK* / Otraaa... These... these aren't my GLASSES! / O - OH!? / EXCUSE me... / WHY are you harrassing my patient? / Dr. Lucy McCurvy / Animal Optometrist
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girly: #294 Don't worry about it, you two... 'Twas an understandable mistake... / Just remember, you'll be seeing animals in glasses a lot more often from now on... / ...thanks to my UNFATHOMABLE genius! / Right, right... / See you tomorrow, doctor... / .... / Winter... We have just enough time to get some glasses made at the shop... / *sigh* / We missed out on a great adventure... for NOTHING... / Aww... Winter... It happens. / Cheer up... I'll buy you an ice cream... / ...'kay...
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girly: #295 *hyoooooooo* / / Phew / *tnk.* / I can't believe we're ALIVE... / How did we get out in time? / You WOULDN'T have, without my help... / I have to go, before the others get suspicious... So I'll leave you with this advice that may seem needlessly cryptic, but will surely make sense later on... / Don't remove the masks. / So long, CuteP.D.... / ...and good luck. / Oooh-kaaaaayy... / I'm not liking where this assignment is heading, Policeguy... We're dealing with people not afraid to kill cops. / ...plus it's getting LAME. / Yeah, well... At least we're okay for now... / Wait a minute... / Where's Officer Getskilled!? / Right here. / Oh.
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girly: #296 *mncj mnch mnch...* / ...... / Hope he didn't come out while I was making this sandwich... / It'd be just my luck if he... / -Come to think of it, he needs to eat too... / ...but he never leaves his room... / Hmmm... / *tmp tmp tmp tmp TMP TMP TMP* / ♪ / *CHAK* / Well, well, well...
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girly: #297 H-Hi, Sandra / Hey, Autumn what's up? / I... just wanted you to know I'll be back late... Th... There's something I have to do... / Oh? Are you bringing a GUY here? / Uh... Err... / Really!? Wow, I was just joking! / Am I going to be kicked out of the room tonight? <3 / S-Sandra, GEEZE! / I-I'll see you in an hour, okay? / *sigh* / Maybe I'm crazy, but... / after what teh fortune lady said... / ...and now I'm having FANTASIES about him! / WHA-- / LIBRARY CLOSED / "CLOSED"!? But this is a 24 hour library! / I don't want to wait until TOMORROW for this! / Maybe I should get my own computer... / *HYOOOOOOOOOOO* / *HYOOOOooo*
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girly: #298 Welcome to godofhats.com! / The #1 Source for Hats! / Today's specials / Wow! So many hats! / Where do I start!? / ♪ Bing / ! / Brownleafgrrrl says: / Hi. It's me. / ♪ Bing / Brownleafgrrl says: / I couldn't stop thinking about you tonight... / ♪ Bing / Brownleafgrrl says: / The thought of us having someting real... / The thought entered my mind today, and that just set off a whole series of thoughts... / ♪ Bing / Brownleafgrrl says: Ohhh... I must be crazy.... / ♪ Bing / Brownleafgrrl says: But... I want to meet you... I mean offline... and soon. / ♪ Bing / Brownleafgrrl says: I want to meet you, and if I can't I want to know why... / / / / / / / *Tmp*
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girly: #299 Uhhhh... / I can't believe I just typed all that... / I NEVER say things like this! / What has come over me!? / ... / He's not saying anything... / Of course he isn't... / He must think I'm a total spaz... / ...which isn't really far from the truth... / How could I ever think that... / *♪ Bing* / YIPE! / / Funnybunnyfan4531 says: / Autumn... / I am El Chupacabre.
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