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| girly: #330 | *CLICK*
/ *SNAP*
/ *fshhhhht* / Meow?
/ I must admit that even geniuses like me can have trouble dealing with your combined levels of charm... / I CAN, however, use my vast knowledge to help IMPROVE my ability... for I am just THAT brilliant...
/ *fsshht*
/ ? / MEOW... / What was THAT? / Oh...
/ hello there. / Are you the loner of the litter?
/ C'mere you... / MEOW... / Aww... there there.
/ meow http://go-girly.com/go/330 |
| girly: #331 | *BOLTON BUILDING*
/ (Cute-town U... Seems like a decent enough college...) / (...And they really saved my hinder by letting me transfer here for a semester...) / (Still, something seems odd about it...) / (I'm not sure what...) / Oh.
/ Are you in Ms. Flower's class?
/ She never showed up.
/ Oh, for God's sake...
/ Why? / *SHOOP!* http://go-girly.com/go/331 |
| girly: #332 | What a drag...
/ ...and my next class is two hours away...
/ Hey! Same here! / Hi, I'm Sandra.
/ Want a ciggy? / Uh...no.
/ Are you sure? They're very good for you, and they taste like candy!
/ No Thanks. / Hmm... I can see you're not interested in being my friend...
/ That's a pity... I'm a VERY interesting person. / You should still come with me to the union building.
/ There's stuff to do there...
/ I'll pass. / ♪ It has pool tables... ♪
/ and wireless internet! ♪ / And video games! http://go-girly.com/go/332 |
| girly: #333 | Don't spend all day on the computer, Autumn. Go out and get some oxygen once in a while, 'kay?
/ YES, MASTER. >=P
/ *beep boop bork ploo!* / That roommate of mine... she's lovesick again, I can tell.
/ She gets this way so often... but she's so shy... / I wish I could help her...
/ ...but I'm not one to give help on this kind of stuff... / In fact, I'd be celebrating my first-year anniversary of not getting any, were it not for that incident a couple months ago...
/ Though I must say...
/ YES, Sandra, you've already bragged about Chupacabre...
/ MANY times. / Well, come on... how many girls can say they've been laid by the mighty Chupacabre?
/ Quite a FEW, I've heard.
/ I was. Just last night.
/ *boop* / Heh heh heh! Collette... you're all right!
/ *pyew pyew* http://go-girly.com/go/333 |
| girly: #334 | Really... it's not my fault...
/ I just have so much studying to do these days! / Also, it's really hard to meet a guy on this campus, for some reason! / How 'bout YOU, Collette? You got someone?
/ Can't talk. Playing.
/ *ptang!* / ! / You got 50,000 points on Double Dragon!?
/ Uh... so? / It's a very impressive feat, is all! / I can only score 48,000 points on Double Dragon. http://go-girly.com/go/334 |
| girly: #335 | So anyway... Autumn really is a nice girl. I hope some luck comes her way...
/ Maybe SHE'LL run into Chupacabre... / Haha... yeah, right.
/ He ain't the kind of guy a girl should fall in love with...
/ Besides, I don't think he's even still around this city...
/ *SHOOP!* / Hey... I've been wondering...
/ Why IS the dean's building surrounded by barbed wire and a moat?
/ Oh... we ALL wondered about that our first year here, Collette...
/ We always come to the same conclusion... / The dean is a mysterious man who is very mysterious.
/ I see... / Well, this is my stop!
/ Nice talkin' to ya, Collette!
/ See ya. http://go-girly.com/go/335 |
| girly: #336 | *RAAAAAAAAA* / CRIPES! The gator! / H-Hey..
/ What are you DOING!?
/ *TF.* / *Fling*
/ AAAAAAH! / *CHOMP*
/ Oh my GOD!
/ FLUFFY! / *GULP*
/ ? / MMMMMMMM! / Ah
/ Ah
/ Ah ah
/ ah
/ ...So you like the taste of bears?
/ Well, then...
/ AGH!
/ NO! / AAAAA.. / OH GOD!
/ HELP ME! / *GULP.* / *vwip vwip*
/ AAAA
/ AIEEE
/ JESUS CHRIST! / AUUUUUGH! / *vssh*
/ *huff huff*
/ *zzz* / NOOOO!
/ This can't be happening!
/ WHYYY!? / Well, uh...
/ *Eeeee*
/ *Aaaaah*
/ *Noooo*
/ I'm sure I did the right thing! http://go-girly.com/go/336 |
| girly: #337 | Winter, lately a lot of our adventures have led to me having to carry you around...
/ Have you noticed that?
/ *Zzzzz* / C'mon, you spaz... wake up already.
/ *Poke*
/ *Zzzz*
/ I've seen that kind of sleeping spell before...
/ I'm afraid you won't be waking her up so easily... / Wha...
/ You again?
/ She is under the TEDDY BEAR'S CURSE. / If you wish to free her...
/ HEED MY TALE! / The tale of... The Bears, The Bees, and The Beautiful Butterfly Princess. / On one fine summer day, the King of all Bees was feeling very paranoid.
/ While pacing around the Royal Hall, he was approached by Glucose, his top sentry and childhood friend, who said:
/ Sire, my friend, what worries you?
/ You can tell me. / To which, the King replied...
/ All right... stop.
/ Just STOP. / Do you know how to wake her up or NOT?
/ Err...
/ She can only be woken with a kiss... / Oh really?
/ Well, I can handle THAT...
/ Just... look the other way, okay? / ...and the kiss must be from a COURAGEOUS KNIGHT... / What? http://go-girly.com/go/337 |
| girly: #338 | *Sigh* / I've given so many dames my number the past few days...
/ ...So why have I not received any calls? / Have I done something wrong? / Come now, phone... RING. / RIIIIIIIING! / *ring-a beep bop ding dang* / *Dingy Bop Bam Jingle...* / *Ringa Dinga Bip Bip Ping* / *Bingy Bop Boop Ringa* / *Bip*
/ ........ Hello?
/ Hi... we met yesterday... / ...and, well... I need you...
/ to TEACH ME TO BE A KNIGHT. http://go-girly.com/go/338 |
| girly: #339 | She'll be fine here. / So... thou needst to lift the Lass's curse...
/ Would it not be simpler to just have ME kiss her?
/ Uh, NO.... / Well, anyway... the first step in becoming a knight is...
/ Shopping! / Armor House
/ Yay! Armor! / I like it... sort of a "Knight/Ninja" combo... / PERFECT! Let's go!
/ After just one outfit? No "dress-up montage"?
/ NO TIME! We have too many montages to get through already.
/ Aw.. / Weapon Boutique
/ Yay! Weapons! / A MACE.... that's MY kind of weapon. / Technically, that's a MORNING STAR... which is a KIND of mace, I reckon.
/ ...But blunt instruments are so unheroic...
/ Why not just go with a sword, like this one?
/ Master using it and you can have this. / Grandpa, go to your room...
/ Sorry about that, Ma'am... now, if you prefer a blunt weapon, but need a sword...
/ Eastmost Peninsula... / Might I reccommend... the ASS-SLICER 3000(tm)? / I'll TAKE it! http://go-girly.com/go/339 |
| girly: #340 | And now... THE TRAINING!
/ I shall begin tossing these Clive Anderson collector plates at thee.
/ Try to strike as many as you can... / *Whssssh...* / *CHING*
/ This is just what i needed... / Over the past couple months...
/ our adventures... / Well... they've been great, but...
/ they've been lacking something...
/ *P-DOOM* / To do something like this for Winter...
/ I feel like it'll bring some of our "spark" back.
/ *pyew! ping!* / It'll be romantic...
/ like it was that day... http://go-girly.com/go/340 |
| girly: #341 | And now, your final test!
/ COME AT ME! / RYAAAAAAAAAGH!!! / EEEeeeek! / You pass! / So... am I a knight now?
/ One trial remains...
/ ...to find the sacred chalice! / The magic cup which hath, for generations, contained the magic to bestow knighthood upon those who are worthy!
/ Wait.. an adventure? On my own? ...I dunno... / Worry not, brave soldier... it is most conveniently located right here in Cute-Town..
/ It should take nay but a couple hours for thee to find it..
/ Well, okay...
/ for Winter...
/ GODSPEED! http://go-girly.com/go/341 |
| girly: #342 | ...So I hope you're interested in investing in Happyco...
/ As you have seen... our company is well-managed, efficient... / ...and above all, NORMAL.
/ Yes... absolutely normal in EVERY CONCEIVABLE WAY. / We have nothing to hide...
/ Except what's behind that door...
/ ...and that one.. / That one too...
/ You don't even WANT to know what's behind THAT one... / I'd suggest coming back with a WARRANT if you'd like to see more...
/ ...but I wouldn't bother... / Detectives Policeguy and Getskilled of the Cute P.D. / You see... the case with Captain Fist that you're investigating...
/ we have nothing to do with it...
/ We wish you had just ASKED us about this. Frankly, this little charade was rather offensive... / Now that you know all this...
/ I suppose it's time for you to be leaving? / / Yeah, I suppose so... / Through this door, please. / AIEEEEEEeeeeeee...... / *WHUMP*
/ TRASH / Well... THAT was slightly embarassing... http://go-girly.com/go/342 |
| girly: #343 | Uhh... hello again, Policeguy. You doin' alright?
/ We're doin' SUPER! / / Say...
/ you wouldn't happen to know where I could find a sacred chalice, would you?
/ The chalice of knighthood? Try the arboretum downtown... / / I wasn't expecting that. / Well... I figured. You look dressed for the knight trials...
/ I thought about becoming a knight myself a few years ago...
/ I went with the glamourous job of law enforcement instead...
/ I see... / THERE you guys are!
/ Captain Fist has been spotted! HURRY! / Anyway... yeah, the arboretum! That's where it is, probably!
/ THANKS, Policeguy!
/ You guys smell... http://go-girly.com/go/343 |
| girly: #344 | I'd like to do the nature walk, please...
/ Here's ten. Keep the change..
/ Thank you! The trail starts to the right of this booth... / ...and be sure to STAY ON THE PATH.
/ Uhhh....right. / / STAY ON THE PATH! / *vwip* / *vwip* / *Shff Shff* / *GRAAAARR!!*
/ WAUUUGH!! http://go-girly.com/go/344 |
| girly: #345 | *Tp Tp Tp* / *TROMP TROMP TROMP* / *tromp tromp tromp* / Hrmmm... owning this sword seemed cool... in theory.
/ But actually using it on forest critters and such... seems WRONG somehow... / Then fight me!
/ I am from an ancient race of Immortals! / That means you can cut me up all you want, and I won't DIE! / So PLEASE!
/ *Shrrrrrrrrrrrippppp!*
/ Cut me! Slice me! Chop me up and eviscerate me! <3 <3 <3 http://go-girly.com/go/345 |
| girly: #346 | Sigh...
/ Thank you!
/ Must remember... This is all for Winter... / ? / IF IT'S KNIGHTHOOD YE SEEK / A MAGIC TURTLE CAN BE FOUND / ON THE PATH STRAIGHT AHEAD / ANSWER HIS RIDDLE / AND THERE YE WILL FIND / THE ROAD TO VALOR / OR PURE DREAD / Burma-Shave http://go-girly.com/go/346 |
| girly: #347 | Two paths...
/ One leads to glory... The other to peril. / Right now, we both speak the truth, but in a moment, one will tell only the truth, the other only lies...
/ You may ask one question. The correct path lies with the one who tells the truth.
/ Can you uncover the correct path??
/ Ask your question! / Are you wearing a sombrero?
/ No.
/ No! / / So... This way, then...
/ Tibby, what have I told you about wearing sombreros during the riddle?
/ You said it made you very happy and I should do it all the time!
/ Knock it off. We're not doing it anymore.
/ You're right, we're not! Also, I'm the king of England!
/ I'm serious. Stop it.
/ I did stop! By the way, you owe me a million dollars! http://go-girly.com/go/347 |
| girly: #348 | Yes?
/ Can I help you? / *COFFEE LAND. YAY! COFFEE!* / ...So, Chief...
/ It appears that these "HappyCo." people have done their homework...
/ Err... No.
/ Looks like we have made a mistake...
/ Yes, well... If you don't mind, I'm trying to read poetry...
/ I'm really sorry about all that, Policeguy. / *CUTEP.D. SPANKING MACHINE*
/ It turns out they gave us a call as soon as they saw your van pull up...
/ I didn't think they'd treat you the way they did...
/ The company is apparently run by jerks, but they really have nothing to do with our case...
/ This is all my fault, so I will initiate punishment for the next two hours... / *SLAP* Ow *SLAP* Ow *SLAP* Ow
/ Well, another mislead. This day's been a waste so far...
/ Could be worse, though
/ We could find ourselves actually involved in this case again...
/ Exactly. / That's the wrong attitude to have!
/ GAH! Will you people quit doing that!? http://go-girly.com/go/348 |
| girly: #349 | Look... I hate to be painfully blunt, but...
/ We're just not interested in any of this, okay?
/ Not in the shadowy men, or whatever they're doing...
/ The whole thing is just... Stupid. / You should think less about your own interests, Policeguy, and more for the good of the town.
/ There are things going on, Policeguy. Bad things. These mysterious figures could change the shape of this town forever...
/ Somehow, I doubt that... / Look... What if I told you... / ...That this is your fate?
/ That it's in your destiny to put a stop to... / *TP TP*
/ H-Hey... / Look... Perhaps I could actually explain what's going on...
/ As opposed to making vague, cryptic comments...
/ Would that help? Would you take me seriously then? / ..... / Well... I can't.
/ Trust me, you wouldn't be able to handle it.
/ *TP TP* / But I will tell you this!
/ I didn't want to, but it appears that I must!
/ There's a reason I'm so interested in you, Policeguy! / You see... I AM YOUR... / *WHOCK* http://go-girly.com/go/349 |
| girly: #350 | You think that might have been a little extreme, Policeguy?
/ Maybe. But I couldn't just let him go on... / Now let's see who this character really is! / Uh... Didn't that guy tell us we shouldn't remove the masks?
/ Yeah, he did. Here's your club back.
/ You bent it.
/ Yeah. Sorry about that.
/ Those things are hard to unbend.
/ Want me to give you mine?
/ Nah. That's all right. / *Vwoop!* http://go-girly.com/go/350 |
| girly: #351 | Aw, geeze / I wonder how long I was out...
/ Had to have been long enough to be seen with them...
/ Crap. / *SHFF SHFF*
/ *Sigh*...
/ Where did I go wrong? / Why can't I make you understand how important you are, Policeguy?
/ I'm sorry you had to see what you just saw...
/ But maybe it's what you needed. / Maybe now, you'll... Understand... / I'll see you later, Cute P.D...
/ No you won't.
/ Sooner or later, you'll fulfill your destiny.
/ No we won't! http://go-girly.com/go/351 |
| girly: #352 | Boss... I have bad news...
/ A couple of us have spotted Mitchroney... helping out the Cute P.D!
/ Yes... he's a traitor.
/ We already knew this... all along! / We DID!? But...
/ Are you surprised? I think it's a rather startling twist myself... / Anyway, we can't bother the Boss now...
/ He's deep in thought... / Nobody knows my TRUE plan...
/ Not even my own minions...
/ This secret plan is so very secret...
/ I wish my desk was a pile of hamburgers.
/ I love hamburgers. / If we knew about it, why haven't we done anything about it?
/ I won't bother explaining why. You wouldn't understand.
/ You're just saying that 'cause you don't HAVE an explanation.
/ I... shut up. http://go-girly.com/go/352 |
| girly: #353 | Otra: I'm guessing THIS is the place. / *tp* / *VSssshhhh* / Hmmm... / *TAP.* / / ♪ LAAAAAAAAAA ♪ / *bloop bloop bloop* / *SPLISSSSH* / *TP TP TP TP TP* / Cool. http://go-girly.com/go/353 |
| girly: #354 | ! / *aaaaaaaaa...* / Look... you don't seem to understand...
/ *tp tp* / We have to keep up an IMAGE as a shadowy organization. Showmanship is just as important as our other goals..
/ *Chak*
/ It STILL shouldn't compromise the security of our...
/ uh...
/ Well, of COURSE not... we calculated the possible outcomes and determined...
/ what? / *Shff Shff* / ... / You got the chalice of knighthood! / Hey...
/ Well... that wasn't TOO hard..
/ HEY! / / *Whhssshhh!*
/ *SMEK* / Hey Boss...
/ Some of the guys saw this staircase of alligators leading up to your window, and we were wondering what was up with- / *BOOOMF* / YAAAAARH! / *Wham Thunk*
/ *AIEEEEEEEEEEE*
/ *CRASH BONK* http://go-girly.com/go/354 |
| girly: #355 | AAAAAAAAAAA
/ *Tp Tp Tp tp>* / ?
/ ? / STOP HER! / OK! / *FWAPP*
/ My sandwich! / *ZKKTCH ZKKTCH* / *Shrrp*
/ *Shrrp* / *Smash thump CRASH BANG GYERK* / *CSHHhhhhhhh...* / *Bonk*
/ *CLONK*
/ *tp* http://go-girly.com/go/355 |
| girly: #356 | So apparently, the chalice was at Cute-Town University.
/ So if you can bring her here... / VERILY! I am on it! / We'll meet at the center of campus. I think there's a fountain there, so it should be... / *SHOOOOOOM* / STATE YOUR NAME / Uh...
/ Otra. / I DUB THEE...
/ "SIR OTRA" KNIGHT OF THE BEE KINGDOM! / *Bwish* / / ♪
/ *tp tp tp* http://go-girly.com/go/356 |
| The Masks Reveal Themselves | *murmur yak yak rhuarb*
/ ? / What's goin' on over here? / That girl put all our elite guards out of commission!
/ She humiliated us all!
/ We'll make her PAY! After her! / Our men seem to be going after the girl, sir...
/ WHAT!? NO! We're a SECRET organization! Did they FORGET!? / RAAARGH!
/ *tromp tromp tromp tromp* / Oh my God! The people from the Dean's building are revealing themselves!
/ They seem to be shadowy, mysterious, incredibly well-built men! / LET'S TEAR OFF THEIR CLOTHES!
/ Yeah! / squeeeeee! / AIEEEEEEEEE http://go-girly.com/go/357 |
| girly: #358 | Well...
/ here goes... / /
/ *POP!* / What are you waiting for? http://go-girly.com/go/358 |
| girly: #359 | [[Otra blasts the crowd of girls into space. Courageous knight has a blind fold]]
/ Okay... Let's try this again... / < http://go-girly.com/go/359 |
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