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girly: #360 ...And so we've detained about thirty members of the organization... / Nobody removed their masks, did they? / Uhhh... no. But the students here seem to haev removed just about everything else. / I see... / and the leader? / ...looks like he got away. / That's a shame. / Well, thank you, Wilkins. / *Tk* / Huh. / / But... / This isn't how it was supposed to be... / This isn't how it was supposed to be... / THIS ISN'T HOW IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BEEEEEEEEEEEE / Don't STARE, honey. / Well, Bossman... / Pretty much ALL our guys are in jail or the hospital now... / The mayoral campaign went nowhere and we'll have to abandon it... / I'm afraid we're basically screwed. / Balderdash! / As long as we still have Captain Fist... the secret plan can go through! / MMF! / HA HA HA
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girly: #361 *CHAK* / *FLOOMP* / Sigh... / I didn't do too well today... / Pssh... That's an understatement. / At this rate, I may as well start wearing the cape again... / Ah... Those were the days... / I was happy, everyone was happy as far as I knew... / Now I can't do anything without thinking about the relationships I might be hurting... Or the guilt I'm causing... / Why? / Why did Winter have to tell me all that? / ... / Because she was protecting her sidekick... / Duh. / No... I'm not going to go blaming others... / But man, this is aggravating... / Even after all this... / I still have no idea what to do... / (Boobies!) / *TP* / What do I do? / Do you have any ideas, Susana? / Rome wasn't built in a day, you know. / It may take you a long time to figure things out, but you can do it. / Keep being yourself. You'll make it work! / ... / Thank you / Don't mention it. / ... / Can we have sex again?
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girly: #362 (Lights out already?) / (Aww...Autumn went to sleep early...) / (I guess sitting at the computer all day *can* be pretty tiring...) / *♪jingle♪* / *ZIP!* / (annoyed swirly) / I don't care if BananaPhone1978 is online! / I want FunnyBunnyFan4531! / sigh / You've got mail! / Subject: CHAOS! / From: FortuneLady@ohnolookoutitsaraygun.com / CHAOS IS IN YOUR FUTURE! BEWARE! / Your friend, / Fortune Lady / ??
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girly: #363 What do you MEAN, "We're still on the case"!!? / What POSSIBLE reason could there be for us to stick with this lame assignment!? / Are you insane!? / Wow... He's pretty mad... / Can you blame him? / The leader got away, Policeguy. / So get Wilkins after him. Or Oneshot. Or, hell, one of the rookies! / He can't do anything on his own! / Captain Fist is still missing. / Yeah? AND!? / With all due respect, sir... We clearly need to switch our focus to the prescence of "Happy Corporation". Their actions are blatantly suspicious, and they could pose an actual threat. / ... / Yes, yes... / It was a mistake to send you there, Policeguy. Forget about it... / We've checked on them, and everything they're doing is in order. / That's a load of horse-hockey and you know it! / <> / You know how idiotic this case has been, Chief. Why are you doing this to us? / Why is this so important to you? / Are you trying to keep us away from Happyco? / Why can't you just tell us? / Policeguy... you have your orders. / Fine. If that's the way you're going to be, don't expect US to be coooperative either... / Policeguy... You will continue this assignment, if you want to stay on the force! / / Policeguy... / <> / <> / Policeguy! Wait! / Policeguy... / Did you just... ? / <> / Officer Hipbone, how about a date? / Tomorrow at eight? / Uh... All right. / Cool. Let's meet at the park. / Okay. / <>
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girly: #364 [[Marshmallow cat is sleeping on the floor]] / <> / [[Two kittens]] / Meow / Meow / [[Kitten pokes Marshmallow cat]] / Meow / <> / [[Marshmallow cat shoves kitten away]] / Meow.. / <> / [[Marshmallow cat tries to sleep]] / <> / Meow? / Meow... / [[Kittens climb on marshmallow cat]] / Meow / Meow / [[Marshmallow cat flails kittens off]] / MEOW / [[Marshmallow cat chases kittens]] / Meow! / Meow / <> / [[Lucy observes as kittens overcome marshmallow cat]] / My goodness... These are some cute creatures. / Meow / Meow / [[Lucy with Charm Suppressor]] / My Charm Suppressor is picking up some intense readings! / Good thing I invented it... / [[Marshmallow family notices her]] / Uh-oh... / Meow? / [[Marshmallow family turn on charm]] / Meow / Meow / Meow / <> / <> / [[Charm Suppressor is about to break down]] / <> / <> / ERK! / [[Close-up of Charm Suppressor: "SITUATION CRITICAL"]] / [[Black kitten jumps up on top of Lucy's Charm Suppressor]] / <> / MEOW / Thanks, li'l guy. / Meow / <> / Ah... Sounds like they're back...
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girly: #365 and so... / ...and be advised... Those kittens are quick-learners... / Yes, they have a pretty clever mother. Thank you for looking after them, doctor! / It was my pleasure. / Feel free to call me again, if you ever need a genius... / Will do! Bye bye! / She's a nice lady. / Yep. / Seems like she really loves animals, too! / Mm... / Are you okay, Otra? / You've been quiet dering the walk home... / I geass today was a little disappointing, wasn't it? / You really have NO idea. / Hmm? / Remember the day we met, Winter? And how you said you liked it out in my yard? / Yes... / Why? / <> / [[Winter standing alone on the yard]] / Otra?
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girly: #366 <> / <> / <> / <> / <> / <> / <> / <> / <> / <> / <> / <> / <> / <> / <> / [[Dr. Lucy McCurvy wakes up.]]
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girly: #367 Well, well... / Isn't THIS a surprise? / MEOW / Don't get me wrong, little guy... I'm flattered you decided to sneak a ride home with me... / <> / But that's as maybe. Your owner doesn't know about this. She'll be all like, "I haven't heard the meow of the devil all day... what's up with that?" / She's probably not awake at this horrible hour. It's not even noon. I'll give her a call when I get to work. ...Then we'll see about getting you back to your proper place. / <> / MEOW / And so the fake Captain Fist's bid for Mayor has been put to a stop, leaving incumbent Mayor Hergenzergbergler running unopposed. / The REAL Captain Fist... remains missing... / If anyone has any informatino regarding his whereabouts, PLEASE contact Channel 11... / PLEASE / PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE / <> / MEH.
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girly: #368 {{and now, a short flashback a couple months ago... / Cute-town had an elephant problem.}} / {{thus entered, The Elephant Whisperer.}} / Now stop that. / Think about what you're doing... / Do you want people to run from you? / Do you want people to FEAR you? / You elephants are ABOVE this! / You're too good a species to resort to petty thuggery! You KNOW this! / Now go out, and make something of yourselves! / Phew~ being brilliant is hard work sometimes. / The elephants have calmed down! / Indeed! I wonder what wonderful person brought that about? / ... / You darned elephant! / You ate my sandwich! / I wanted to eat it! / Captain Fist is fighting an elephant! / So it was HIM! / Um... / Hooray! / Hooray for Captain Fist! / Hooray for Captain Fist! / Hooray for Captain Fist!
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girly: #369 [[Sandra sits up]] / <> / ........ / S... Sorry... / Did I wake you? / Oh, no... no... I have to be up in... / an hour and a hal anyway... / Autumn... / you weren't up all night...? / ... / I slept a little...
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girly: #370 <> / <> / <> / <> / Hello...who is calling at this terrible hour? / Horrible is RIGHT! It's not even noon! / Hold that thought. My ass is talking to me again. / Ass...please stop talking. Asses aren't supposed to talk. From one who knows. / <> / I am not your ass. I'm your best friend. / Oh. What ARE you doing in my bed, Mickey? We're not hot lesbian lovers. / DON'T worry...I wasn't molesting you. / I was molesting THIS guy. / <> / Howdy doo! / See? / Well, that's a relief. Where was I? / Oh... right...This is...? / Uh, Sandra. / Oh...hi Autumn's roommate. What's goin' on? And can't it wait 'till noon? / I don't think so...Autumn's having problems... / ...with lovesickness / <> / We'll be right over.
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Girly: #371 She's still on the computer. / <> / We're on it. / [[Girls enter the room slamming the door]] / Autumn. Back away slowly from the internet. / Don't you have class today, autumn? Math class? / I... I can skip it! / No, you can't. You may think you can, but there's not a job in the world that doesn't require math in some way... / [[Sandra waits outside the room, listening.]] / Time to go, Autumn... / Noooo! Funnybunnyfan4531 will come online!, and I have to be there / Don't worry, Sandra will keep watch on your chat thinie for you. / [[The girls pull Autumn out of the room]] / That's right Autumn! You can count on me! / But... But... / We won't disrupt your love life, Autumn... / [[Girls walk away pulling Autumn]] / You just need to get your mind on something else for a little while, before you fall into the pit of insanity... / Nooooo... / After class, we'll go dancing or something! / Nooooooo...
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Girly: #372 So that's it... / "Mr. Internet" thinks you dumped him... / [[Girls are eating at Michigan Fried Chicken]] / You haven't heard from him at all since then? That completely sucks. / Mmg... / Really... all because a misunderstanding... / Do you guys believe me...? That all this time I was chatting with Chupacabre? / Uh... should we know who that is? / He was all over the news! / The guy known as the... Uh... / ...The "Hunter... of women..." / "Hunter"? / Like... with a crossbow? / Noooo... He'd... with girls... / Out in public... You know... / [[Girls stare at Autumn without understanding]] / With lots of girls... He'd... indiscriminatedly... With girls... He'd take them and... / He'd... you know... / [[Girls stare at Autumn expecting]] / ........ / [[Autumn tries to leave]] / Sorry Autumn... / I'm going home... / We'll Stop!
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girly: #373 Wah wah wah wah wah triangles wah wah cosine wah / You know guys... I don't have my notebook with me... / You need to take notes for MATH? / This is COLLEGE math, Babs. It's serious business... / It's trigonometry... / Here, use this... but don't look at the first five pages. / Thanks. / Wah wah wah degrees wah multiply wah / So... DO you guys believe I was chatting with... / Shh... Autumn... / Let's learn some math, okay? / 'kay... / Wah wah inverse wah secant wah wahwah / Wah wahwah wah wah (2sinē+cosē)/2 wah wah / <> / <> / Do you remember how to take notes, Mickey? / It'll come to me...
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girly: #374 [[Entering Cute falls high school]] / [[Autumn walks stands in the hallway]] / Stop blocking the hallway, nerdlinger! / What are you staring at anyway, Audrey? / Her name is Autumn. / Whatever... / Huh? / I... I'm not... It's nothing! / Hmm... / [[Kent is talking with two girls]] / Oh, for Christ's sake... / Kent Peterson? What.. do you think you got a chance with him or something? / Even we don't have a chance with him, Autumn... And we're cool. / W-What? No... I mean... I... I dunno... / Kent is a good man... / I... He... I mean He's so respected. / I... i know I'm not popular... but he doesn't care... / He'd look out for me... / He protects people like me... / What an Idiot.
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Girly: #375 EEEEEEEEEEEEE / [[Autumn is on her knees at the middle of the corridor]] / What the heck? / Is that a rainbow trout? / It came out of Autumn's locker. / Ha Ha! What a dweeb! / Serves her right... She's such a freak... / Ha Ha, did you see this Kent? / Autumn got our present! / He... That girl was really creepin' me out... / [[Autumn keeps on her knees and staring at nothing]] / ! / [[Kent and the girls walk away]] / Well i'm sure she gets the picture now... / Yeah.. / [[The trout remains on the floor so as Autumn]] / Hwoooo... / [[Babs and Mickey aproach]] / *sigh* / Want to get something to eat, Autumn? / I... I'm not hungry... / Oh, yes you are. Besides, we'll pay. / [[the girls walk away]] / M...Maybe a taco... / That's the spirit. We'll head over to Trudy's. / Class isn't over yet... / Do you care? / ...Not really.
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girly: #376 [[radio plays music]] / Radio: Plam cham plam! Plammy cham cham! Plam plam plammy plammy cham cham chaaaaam! / [[Otra turns off radio]] / Radio: That was "They Plammed my Cham" by the Horse-chestnuts! Coming up on KWTF...more hits from your favorite-- / <> / [[Otra puts on bath robe]] / <> / [[Otra approaches window]] / [[Otra opens window]] / <> / Winter: Hey Otra! / Winter: Did you mean to lock me out last night? / [[Otra gives an angry look]]
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Girly: #377 [[Winter remains outside while Otra speaks from the window]] / You're mad... aren't you? / Yes... / ...At me? / YES / That explains a bit... / Um... WHY are you mad at me? / You where suposed to figure that out, you space-case. / But... what could I have possibly done to make you mad? / I was unconscious all day! ...Then you went and had that great adventure without me... why would you be mad? / [[Otra stares at Winter]] / [[Otra closes the window]] / <> / <> / Why can't you just tell me!? / [[Otra walks away from the window]] / Not a clue... / Unbelievable... / [[Cat looks at her with reproach]] / WHAT?
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Girly: #378 [[Winter it's outside the window]] / OTRAAAAA... / Enough is Enough! / [[Otra is taking breakfast inside]] / You're not really going to stay in and sulk all day, are you? / <> / ...I still don't really know what happened but, can't we just move on...? / <> / I'm sure that our next adventure will help us forget all our troubles! Right? / That's your answer to everything, isn't it, Winter? / Um... No... / [[Winter takes out a dildo]] / Dildos are my answer to everything! / Remember? / Indeed! / <> / Oh, come on! this kind of thing always makes you laugh! why aren't you even trying to lighten up? / You're the one who is not trying... / What does that mean?? You won't even talk to me! / If you just took a second to think about what you did, you'd know why I'm mad. / [[Winter concentrates hard]] / HMMMM... / Okay... I thought about it for a second, and I still don't know... So maybe you should just tell me... / Otra? / <> / RRR... You're being A POOPY HEAD!
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Girly: #380 [[Otra is washing the dishes]] / Kittens... when you grow up, don't become sidekicks... / You give, you work hard... You become a knight... / <> / ...spend the entire day going through trials an tribulations to recue your idiot leader... / [[Otra leaves the kitchen angry]] / And in the end... you just get taken for granted / [[Otra is now zapping]] / <> / So you found a treasure map, in your hat? / AYE! I have! And I need help finding it, YARR! / [[On TV appears a reporter and a pirate]] / I'm a little off me game, having been selling cakes fer a while, ye see... / So I invite ye all who seek adventure to aid me... You'll get a share of the booty! / ...You heard him folks. We're at the Pirate cake stand in the shopping district... / [[Otra turns Tv off while kittens aproach]] / If you want adventure, Come on over! Back to you, June... / PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! / <> / Meow / Meow / [[Kittens are now all over Otra]] / Meow / Meow / Meow / Meow / [[Otra is getting kittens off her]] / RRGH. / Come on, guys! I'm trying to be pissed off here! / Meow / Meow
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girly: #381 and now, another short flashback. / Congratulations - You are now connected to the internet. / [[Chupacabre sits at a computer]] / Hmm... I am now connected to this "internet"... / Now what do I do? / What was it my father always told me? / Son, if you ever get on the internet, GO ON THE CHATROOMS! / Any help you seek can be found there! / It's GLORIOUS! / Right... Lets see here... / This looks like a chatroom... so I just? / #HAPPYCHATPALS@irc.nightstar. / you are now chatting in #happychatpals / I like bread more. / It's a birdcage. / / Hello guys. I am having trouble with girls. Can anyone help me?_ / / hmm... / It's a birdcage. / Hello guys. I am having trouble with girls. Can anyone help me?_ / I'm worried that Billy and Mandy may be jumping the shark. / What kind of birdcage. / GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY / I wasn't aware there's more than one kind of birdcage. / NSGuest: Have you tried rape. / I... I don't get it... / / Hmm? What's this? / [[INCOMING MSG!]] / Hello, newbie :) / Need a hand? / It's all right, I was a newbie once. We all were. Sometimes we forget that._ / I'm Autumn._
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girly: #382 And so... / Autumn taught Chuy all about the wonders of the internet... / <> / ...and I found a torrent of that show I wanted. I'll be done downloading it soon. / <> / That's great! You sure are a quick learner, - / .... / You know... I never did ask you your name! / That's right...She still doesn't know who I am. / ...or about my reputation... / Oh man...What do I say...? / <> / It's hard to say this without sounding like a total creep, but.. I don't think I can tell you right now. / I'm really, really sorry. I'd understand if you / <> / It's okay, FunnyBunnyFan / Call me naive, but I don't buy into the Culture of Paranoia... / I prefer to trust people... / So you tell me when you're good and ready... / And hey, if you turn out to be a deranged stalker and I end up dead in a Garbage Bin, oh well! LOL / Ha ha... / What an... interesting girl...
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girly: #383 [[Chuy is in the shower]] / It's strange... ... But I can't stop thinking about Autumn lately... / I haven't seen her in person, but I still feel like I've gotten to know her more than any other girl... She wouldn't just log off like that. It makes no sense... / I wonder... Maybe it's time to get back online... / Except something is telling me I should get back out there and keep trying... / [[From a voice outside the window]] / You should get back out there and keep trying! / I wonder who it is? / [[Chuy looks out the window at the Fortune Teller]] / Yes, you! / If you keep going back out there, there's a very good chance something good will happen! / Oh yeah? / Uh... / Okay! / [[Chuy heads out of room]] / If a random old lady I don't know is telling me to go back out there... / Then by gum, I'm going back out there! / [[Chuy sees Collette]] / [[Chuy and Collette regard each other]] / [[Collette kicks Chuy in the balls]] / <>
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girly: #384 Sorry, Chuy... / I had to do something, and that was the first thing that popped into my head... / ..... / But hey, it worked, didn't it? I wasn't pulled in by your aura of sexitude this time! I totally stopped the whole process! / Chuy, I think I solved your problem! / So...Uh...Every time I come across a girl, I have to have her kick me in the groin? / Yes! / Hmmm... / Okay, how about something in that vein... You know... a distraction. Something to take the attention away from your massive manly magnitude of manliness... / Something... Like... / THIS. / Right! / Now approach that girl! / Uh... / Hi... / <> / Right, well... I gotta go to class... / Good luck, Chuy! / ......
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girly: #385 Chuy's a good man... / Pity he's such a DOPE... / Oh! / Oh... / Um... Hello, Collette... / Hi, sis... / Um... So.... How are things? / Oh... Good, good. They're... You know... They're good. / That's good. / Well, I better run. Adventure awaits! / 'Kay, have fun. / SAY, sis... / Where's that sidekick of yours? Aren't you two perpetually together? / Oh... / She just... Felt like staying at home today... / Did you guys have a FIGHT or something? / Uh... / GEH. / WELL, ANYWAY I have a class to get to, so I'd better... / Oh, Collette... / WAAAAAH / <> <> / <>
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girly: #386 I just... I don't know why she's acting this way! I don't know what I did... <> What if... What if she doesn't want to be my sidekick anymore? / Oh... Well... Ummm... I'm sure it'll be okay... / Hey, my class doesn't start for another twenty minutes... You know what usually always cheers me up? / VIDEO GAMES! / <> / What's a "video game" again? / You have GOT to be kidding me.
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girly: #387 So... How's apartment life working out, Collette? / FIGHT! / Oh... It's not bad... Not bad at all... / <> / <> / Chuy lives across the hall from me... / Chuy? / Wait... Really!? Wow... / <> / I haven't seen him in months! / How is he? / Oh... He's having the same problems as always... / <> / Poor guy... / Yeah, he really... / WRYYYYYY! / Say, sis... Are you sure you haven't played this game before? / I'm just hitting random buttons. / Of course you are...
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girly: #389 Well, I got math class now. / I'd invite you to sit in, but you're starting to piss me off, so forget it. / In England, they call it "Maths"! / Whatever. / Ha ha... / Collette, I know we basically don't get along at all, but you cheered me up anyway. / Thank you... / Good luck with your sidekick, sis... / Mm... / meow / She can relate to Chuy's problems? / I don't get it... / But I guess it makes sense... / She's just a little self-absorbed... / ...More likely to care for things she can relate to... / ... / ... / <>
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girly: #390 [[Winter and Marshmallow Kitty are at the fountain]] / This is... / It started here. This is where she became mad at me... / That sounds quite like an adventure.../and I slept through it! / Uh... / Yeah. / Sorry. / She DID look a BIT miffed, come to think of it... / I guess...did I sound self-centered when I said that? / Meow / Oh, right...you weren't there... / ... / ...I didn't mean it like THAT... / It wasn't that I wanted to experience her adventure... / ...it's that I wanted US to experience the adventure... / ...you know what I mean? / We're a team. Leader and sidekick. / We do it together. That's US. That's what we are... / I thought she understood that...
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girly: #391 She makes me so mad... / So very... / Mad. / {{and now, a very short flashback...}} / All hail Winter & Otra! / The saviors of Basketball Land! / Hail Winter! / Hail Otra! / Hail us! / Hail us. / Nggh No... / I'm MAD at her... / <> / meow / {{and now, a pretty short flash-back...}} / Cripes! Those jagged rocks look awfully jagged! / Don't worry! I won't let go! / I'll never let go... / Sorry... / No... Winter, that was very... uh... sweet. / Now pull me up. / .... / .... / ....
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