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girly: #392	{{and now, a really short flashback}} / Silly girls! / How can you hope to defeat The Octorocker!? / We don't need to hope, because we KNOW we can! And it's our can-do attitude that will dash your hopes of not being defeated! / What she said! / [[Winter and Otra lunge at The Octorocker]] / I... What? / ATTACK! / Jazz combo! / meow / meow / {{and now, a super-short flashback...}} / The robots are invading the compound! / [[Winter hugs Otra]] / Let's hug! / There's no time! Robots are invading the... / <> <> <> <> / Oh wow! It seems their curcuits can't handle our deep and adorable emotions! / The power of our love makes robots explode! / meow / meow / meow / {{and now, an insanely short flashb}} / I'm so lucky to have you, Otra! / RAAAAAAARRRR / Dammit / <> <> / <> / Dammit dammit / Dammit! / <> / <> http://go-girly.com/go/392
girly: #393	I guess I could see Collette and Chuy together... / I'm not sure why, really / He's a really nice doofus, and she's smart but egocentric... / Picturing them together sort of makes sense, though... / Meow / Come to think of it... / Cute, fluffy, squishy Marshmallow Kitty! / DARK, SHADOWY, SOUL-CRUSHING CAT FROM HELL / and yet... / MEOW / Meow♥ / I've been an idiot... http://go-girly.com/go/393
girly: #394	[[Winter and Marshmellow walking]] / Somewhere along the way, I just forgot... / Otra and I are not the same person... / ...and that's a good thing... / I love Otra because she's OTRA. / ...And I'm being all suprised and worried because we aren't seeing something the exact same way. / I haven't really been tuned into her feelings lately, because of this... / Of course, if she could just communicate better... / GAH... I'm done thinking about this... / I don't really like myself when otra's not around... / Look at me... so dull and whiney... / And let's get real, cat... There's not gonna be an adventure today... / Not without Otra... I could never do that... / ...And she wouldn't do it unless she had to... / Which she did. / This is all a silly misunderstanding! / ...And to let it all end because of this would be the stupidest thing ever, right? / Meow / It's time to stop sulking and go back to her! / Am I right!? / Meow! / DAMN RIGHT! / I'm glad we had this talk... http://go-girly.com/go/394
girly: #395	[[Dr. Lucy, DCJ (Dark Cat Jr.); Dr. Lucy is performing chiropraxis on an owl]] / <> <> <> / Hoo ♥ / ΜЄОW / CAT... Owl chiro is a very delicate task... / It's not the time for your chilling oralizations. / ΜЄОW / Look, little guy... your owner's not answering her phone, for some reason... / So you'll have to hang out here for a little while... / ...And there are a lot of animals here who don't like getting spooked. / Understand? / мєош / That's better. / [[DCJ leaps into Dr Lucy's hair]] / Μєош! <> / WAUGH! / [[DCJ paws around the hair, much to the discomfort of it's owner!]] / <> <> <> <> / <> <> <> / <> / Sigh... / <> / [[Going back to owl chiro]] / <> <> <> http://go-girly.com/go/395
girly: #396	Sorry I kept falling asleep, guys... / Don't worry about it... / Yeah, taking notes is more fun than I remember... / You'll like my notes. I decorated them with little penises. / That's good... / Well, Autumn... / You're all rested... Your head is cleared... / ...Do you still think it was all real? / Do you still think it was Chupacabre that you met online? / I do. / We believe you, Autumn... / Really? / Of course! / You're what, now? Eighteen? Nineteen? / She's twenty-three. Same age as us. / My POINT is, after so many years, one of your cases of love-sickness was bound to lead to actual love... / ...And it seems like this one may be it. We sure HOPE so! / Hehe... Me too! / Now let's go eat sushi or something! / Weren't we going dancing or something? / Yes... And that "something" turned out to be sushi... Or something... / I feel like eating normal food, actually... / .... / .... http://go-girly.com/go/396

girly: #397	Honestly... What kind of town IS this? / It's the town of endless coincidences... That's what it is... / {{Dairy Baroness}} / I can't very well have this information dropped on me and not do anything... / That'd be WRONG, or something... / ...But what the hell SHOULD I do?? / Chicken for breakfast and ice cream for lunch? You're nuts, Autumn! / How on Earth do you stay so thin? / Oh, what-ever, Mickey. You never gain weight either... / You bitch. / For now, I can just follow these girls around until I figure SOMETHING out... / I swear to God... / Ever since I moved here... / It's quite a town, isn't it? / <> http://go-girly.com/go/397
girly: #398	And you are...? / Just a weird old lady... / ...Who is here to tell you a STORY! / Oh... PLEASE don't... / There was once a town called "Town" / It was a small town... The lives of its citizens couldn't help but overlap... / Then... it brought two girls together... / {{Cutewendy}} / {{Collette's Mom (also Winter's)}} / So pleased were they with this... that they made a declaration... / This town is awesome and I am awesome... / Thus... This town shall henceforth be named after ME! I dub it "CUTE-TOWN"! / I LIKE it! / Then it's decided! / Since then, the town has grown... / But the connection between those who lived there remained strong... / ...And that connection will always live on... / That's really... uh... / Why are you talking to me? http://go-girly.com/go/398
girly: #399	...And I've been a part of this town since the beginning... / I've been around a long time... / Knew your father I did! / By the way... He's better off without that job... So don't worry. / Uhh... And HOW do you know about all that? / I have a habit of noticing tiny details, Collette. / ...And it often leads to big conclusions... / It's actually the secret behind my "Fortune-telling". / For instance, about a month ago, as your sister was walking down the street, I noticed her cat's belly had grown a bit... In a "motherly" way... / So, some time later, I gave them a little prediction... / Your family... It will GROW soon! / That's one of the simpler examples... / It really is nice of you to share your secrets with me. But REALLY. Why...? / Oh... I just want you to believe me when I say... / There is CHAOS in your future... / Oh-kaaay... / I'm going to sit over at THAT table... / Thanks for the confusing story... / Anytime... / .... / You knew my mother too, didn't you? / I know every-body... / Well, if you know so darn MUCH... / You must know what HAPPENED to her. / The girls are leaving. / Huh? / WAUGH! http://go-girly.com/go/399
girly: #400	{{PRETENTIOUS COFFEE}} / .... / You want coffee, Autumn? / Chicken, then ice cream, then coffee? / Ah... I remember when I was your age, and could do things like that... / Mickey... Again... She IS our age... / Acutally guys... It's... Well... / <> / {{We have laptops! With WI-FI!!}} / Ohhh... I get it. / That's an Internet thing, isn't it? / You can wait 'till you get home, can't you, Autumn? / Y-yeah... I guess I should. / <> / Yeah, Josh? What is it? / I need your help, Babs! Lemon got his head stuck in an elephant! / Stuck in an...? You don't mean...? ...In its bum? / Huh? No. It's stuck in the elephant. The entire elephant. / Uh... / Please hurry! / <> / Uhhh... That was my idiot brother. I better go... / Is my help needed? / Yes. Yes it is. / Looks like we're cutting you loose, Autumn. / Don't spend too much time here, all right? / If we call you at midnight, and you're still here, we'll have to punish you. / I'll be good. / Good luck, Autumn! We hope you totally become Mr. Internet's girlfriend. / <> / Are you following those girls around? / 'Cause it looks like you're following those girls around. / AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! / You shouldn't stalk people. It's creepy and weird. / Right! Good advice! Well, bye! http://go-girly.com/go/400
girly: #401	You just seem really concerned for Chuy... / Concerned for Chuy... / Concerned for Chuy... / Concerrrrned... for Chuyyyyyy... / <> / Chuy... / <> http://go-girly.com/go/401

girly: #402	Uh... How's it going? / I slept with only three girls so far today. / Not too bad! / Uh-huh... / So... You had an internet romance going, did you? / Er... / Yes. / How did you hear about that? / Chuy... / You really should get back online again... / I... / Collette, the girl I chatted with... / When she found out who I was, she logged off and stayed logged off all night... / I won't be hearing from her again... / You're SURE? / Pretty sure... / And it's just as well... / I mean... Look at me. Look at THIS. / How could I make an actual relationship work? / I mean, I think I really did want to try with her, but... / I don't know... / It's... it's just as well... / Uh huh, uh huh... I see. Yes. Uh huh. I see. / You really should try going back online. / Collette, it's no use... / CHUY. / I am saying you really should go online. Now. / Like, RIGHT NOW. / Uhh... http://go-girly.com/go/402
girly: #403	...And I really should thank her... / I never thanked her... / She always thanks me for my omelettes... / That kind of thing is important to her... / ! / Otra! / <> / Um... Hey... / <> / eep? / Oh my, I'm sorry! I thought you were someone else! / I am the faerie Airalea! / Uh... Hello. / We do not wish your people any harm!! / Th-Thank you? / No harm will come to you! / Uhhh... / Please do not run away. / AAAAAAAAA http://go-girly.com/go/403
girly: #404	{{Lady with Baby has a shirt on that says "I <3 Babies"}} / He's gotten so BIG, hasn't he? / Yes. / Yes he has. / mmgmhmogu / <> / Uh... Look... / I'm kind of in a hurry, so... / GOO / Aww! Baby wants a kiss! / Sorry! I gotta go! / WAAAAAAH! / Don't cry! Mommy will kiss you! http://go-girly.com/go/404
girly: #405	I'd like her to open up more... / I don't want her to get mad again, so I'll let her know, in a nice way... / After apologizing, for not thanking her... / I understand that's just how she is... / With adventure and all... / And I'm like that too. Just... Not to that extent... / Guess I should make that clear to her... / In a nice way... / I'll just go to her... / ...and say... / Winter... / Otra... / ! http://go-girly.com/go/405
girly: #406	Winter... / Otra... / Well... / So... / Why are you such a TREMENDOUS IDIOT!? / "Tremendous idiot"? / ...So I'm an idiot because I can't read your MIND? / It's not MY fault you can't talk to me like a NORMAL person! / You're telling ME what's "normal"? / You know what I mean, you... JERK! / YOU'RE the jerk, you JERK! / Aaargh! You're impossible! / You're CLUELESS! / You're a BUTTHEAD! / YOU'RE a vagina-butt! / Poopie-skull! / Clap goblin! / <> / <> / You are so hot. / Just take me already. / <> / la la la la la la http://go-girly.com/go/406

girly: #407	<> / Whoa... / Dude... / <> / Yowza! / <> / By Jove! / <> / Hellow there, little kitty. / You look a bit perturbed... Are you okay? / And how did THIS get on your head? / meow... / Got a date... / ...With an aaangel cop! / Whoa... Lookin' GOOD! http://go-girly.com/go/407
girly: #408	Why, hello there, hot stuff! / [[Policeguy turns to look]] / [[Anonymous hot chick smiles at Policeguy.]] / [[Policeguy is confused.]] / <> / [[Police guy looks around.]] / Yes, you. Who else would I be talking to? / [[Policeguy points at himself, incredulous.]] / Whoa...is this gorgeous lady hitting on me? / How often does that happen? / Never. That's how often. / I never imagined I'd be turning a girl like this down...but I have a date with an equally hot cop to go to. / What a shame... / I'm sorry. / I'm, uh, on my way to meet someone, actually... / I'm really sorry... / [[Policeguy points at flowers.]] / [[Policeguy walks away.]] / [[Anonymous hot chick stares at his receding back.]] / POLICEGUY. / [[Policeguy turns to look.]] / [[Anonymous hot chick poses like cop date.]] / Oh... / OH. http://go-girly.com/go/408
Girly: #409	Haha... oh dear... I'm not off to a great start, am I? / That was rather funny. You never HAVE seen me out of uniform, have you? / / Speaking of which, do I look okay? / I don't know where we're going, so I tried to go semi-casual... / ...but maybe the midriff makes me look completely casual. What do you think? / Midriff... bellybutton... / / Soo... I look okay, then... / Yes. / / Hello there, little kitty... / I made reservations at The Inevitable Oyster, which is only sort of fancy, and just around the corner... / Sounds good. I'm hungry. / / There is CHAOS in your future. / ...and we have a LOT to talk about, Policeguy... / / Yes, we do... http://go-girly.com/go/409
Girly: #410	[[At the Inevitable Oyster]] / So how did your day go, Hipbone? / Are you and Getskilled doin' okay? / Well the chief had a hunch that another fake Captain Fist would show up... We were sent out in the van to see if he would appear... And... uh... he didn't. So we went home. / I... I see... / <>... I realy wish I knew what the hell the chief is thinking... / It Was rather cool what you did yesterday, Policeguy... / But... / Now that i've had time to think about it, I Do hope you know what you're doing... / Y..yes... I know. I thought about it too... / Your wine, sir. / Thank you. / ...I think I made the right decision.. / ...As for what to do next, there's only one thing To do... / ...And that is to go into business for myself. / You mean... you're going to be a freelance policeman? / Well, I'm thinking more like a private detective... / Ah... like good ol'detective Clampjaw. / [[Hipbone blushes]] / Oh, Man. I completely forgot about that guy. / I wonder what he's doing now? probably Still chasing after El Chupacabre... / Erm... <> y..yes.. / Oh... Right. You two... I completely forgot about that, too... Must change subject now. / Yes... um... So! you're gonna be a private detective... / Is it too early to be making "Private Dick" jokes? / Uh... http://go-girly.com/go/410
girly: #411	Eventually, things got a little less awkward... / ...And when I threw the ninjas out the window, they yelled "Madre de Dios!" as they landed in the pit of bears. / Fiortunatly they were the kind of bears that danced, instead of killing people. / Even so, it changed their guild forever. / Wow! / Pretty exciting life you got there, Policeguy... / Oh, I don't know... / It really is! / I've always sat in the background, so I didn't get to see much excitement in my life...But, after being partnered with you those past few days... / Are you two... enjoying your meal? / Very much, thank you. / Good, good... say, do I look... FAMILAR to you, Policeguy? / Uhuh. You're Fred Burrows. I arrested you for serial arson last year... / I'm FRED BURROWS, and you... / [[Fred's mouth gapes in shock]] / That was supposed to be a big, dramatic reveal. / Sorry, go on. / Right. / Do you know why I'm He-eeeere? / To get REVENGE, I'm guessing. / I'm here to get - STOP DOING THAT! / Look...It's not my fault you keep phrasing these things in the form on a question, rather than just telling me. / He's got a point... / I...suppose he does... / ...I guess I should have put more thought into my dramatic entrance... / oh well...TIME FOR REVENGE / <> / "Time for revenge"?! http://go-girly.com/go/411

girly: #412	{{Chuy is wearing a tank top that says "Mates of State".}} / <> / <> / <> / <> / YOUNG MAN... <> Earlier today... <> ...forgot to <> tell you... / <> Chaos... <> ...In your... <> / Are you all right, Miss? / <> / Y-yes, I'm fine... <> / Y'd best not get too <> close. I'm a moster in the sack! / Oh... You know about that? / It's all right... My "aura" doesn't work on ladies your age... / Yes... Well... <> ...Better safe than sorry... / <> / Okay... / What I'm trying to say is... / There is CHAOS in your... / WHEEZE.... / Let's go sit somewhere... http://go-girly.com/go/412
girly: #413	So... There's chaos in my future, then? / Yes... That's all I needed to tell you. / Sorry I slowed you down... / It's okay. / Chaos seems like a fairly important thing to be aware of... / Oh... And this chaos is unrelated to the good things I said would happen. It's totally separate. I know it's kind of confusing... / NOW HURRY UP AND GET ON THE INTERNET! / Right! / <> / Ah... Youth... / It really takes me back... / I WILL get online... Now! / I WILL speak to Autumn again! / And NOTHING will stop me! / {{Text on the truck: "BIG HONKIN' SEMIS / We're huge! Raar!}} / <> / <> / <> / {{Sign - Elephant Xing}} / <> / <> / Look! / A man who is in a hurry! / For no reason, we must stop him! / Bearsuit Ninja Dance Squad! / ASSEMBLE! / Bust a move! / Bust a move! / Don't just stand there... / Bust a move! / <> / AIEEEEE! http://go-girly.com/go/413
girly: #414	[[Pretentious Coffee]] / [[Autumn sitting at table with laptop]] / <> / [[Autumn startles]] / Pssht... / [[Autumn falling asleep at laptop]] / <> / FishBurger is online! / Sigh / If not today, then someday... / Guess I'll call it a night... / <> / FunnyBunnyFan4531 is online! http://go-girly.com/go/414
girly: #415	Oh God What do I do what do I do...aaaawhatdoIdoooooo... / He's right there, and I have to say something, oh God, why can't I think of anything?? / I got it...I'll type "Hi". It will take a second. Just two letters to let him know I'm happy so see him. / Perfect! / Okay...I'll just... / <> / CRAP! This operating system is so confusing! Where's that program icon again?? / AAAAAAUGH!! Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, STUPID! http://go-girly.com/go/415
girly: #416	Chupacabre? / [[Chuy runs out the door]] / <> / !? / Why are you running!? / I'm not sure! But I can't help it! / Well, I... I'm going to chase you! / Okay! http://go-girly.com/go/416

girly: #417	Chupacabre... I have to tell you! / ...On that night when you told me who you were, I wanted to meet you, I REALLY did! / ...But circumstances beyond my control caused me to log off! I'm sorry! / I'M sorry, Autumn! I don't know how this can work! / I'm not normal! I can't control these tendancies of mine, no matter how much I want to! / <> / I think deep down, I knew that if we were together, I'd only end up HURTING you! / By the way, you can call me "Chuy". I've taken a liking to that name! / It... It IS rather cute! / I think so too! / But you're changing the subject! / {{Truck text: (Can't read) SEMIS "Elephants love us!}} / You mean... That's why you've been offline all this time? / I'm afraid so! / That's... That's SWEET, Chuy... / <> / ...But... This should be my decision as much as yours! / ...And I've been hurt before! / It's... not fun, but I can survive things like that! / I don't think you understand, Autumn! / He wants a rematch! / Even I don't fully understand what's going on with me! / If I can't even figure out how to deal with this on my OWN... / But that's just it! / I want to help you... / Dance! / Everybody dance! / [[Chuy and Autumn knock the bears out of the way]] / Everything you said... / Just made me want to be with you MORE! / Even if you're right... / And there's no way for it to work... / {{DEAD END!}} / Can't we at least TRY? / <> http://go-girly.com/go/417
girly: #418	Oh no... / I think I know the reason I ran away... / I wasn't about my fear of hurting you... / It's because of... What happens when girls get close to me... / You know... THAT. / Finally seeing you in person made me realize I don't know if I want THAT to happen... / Er... I mean, I WOULD, but... / Not like THAT... / It just doesn't seem RIGHT to have my first meeting with you end up... like it was with all the other girls... / ... / ... / But... Chuy... / I've been hugging you quite a while, and nothing's happened yet... / ...! / You're RIGHT! / All this time, I've been wanting to turn my life in a new direction, SOMEHOW... / But NOTHING I tried seemed to work... / Maybe all along, I just needed to find the right... / Uh... / Chuyy.. <3 / <> / [[Autumn tackles Chuy]] / [[Cut to Autumn and Chuy in a "happy place", "holding hands and singing".]] / la la la la la la la http://go-girly.com/go/418
girly: #419	<> / Y'know, Barkeep... I've been told that helpin' others ish th' mosht fulfillin' of experiences... / <> / Yus... That'sh what they shay... / <> / What a load... / <> / Of <> / <> / {{EN?GMA Bar & Grill}} / MMPTH HMFF MFF HM... / <> An entire day frittered away with moaning and sulking... / At least it ended with a BANG! / Ha ha ha ha... BAM! / <> / Oh, Winter... / You really are totally evil... / I tried HARD to stay mad at you, and just couldn't do it... / Awwww... I'm sorry. / Eh, it's okay, Winter, really... / Seriously though, I AM sorry. / I probably should have made it clear... / What I went through to save you, sure it was fun at times... / But overall, a total drag. / Without you around, adventuring feels more like WORK, you know? / Adventuring is something we do together... / Exactly. / So you DO feel that way... / 'COURSE I do, you dope... / <> Thanks for saving me, Otra... / <> / Yeah, yeah <3 / HOO! I dunno iffitz the sight of you lovebirdsh makin' out in public or iffitz the four tequilas... But I think I'm gunnabe SICK! http://go-girly.com/go/419
girly: #420	I must say, Brother... It sure is fortunate that I suddenly remembered I have a diploma from the Culinary Academy of Vancouver! / Yes! And I must thank you for spending these months teaching me what you know, for it qualified us to get jobs as chefs of this restaurant! / Indeed! / Yes! / Yes, life is good... / But let us not lose sight of our goal! / Of course! Revenge against the blonde! / Revenge for our BROTHER! / Time for REVENGE! / Yes! Wait... / <> / Whaaa? / Oww... / <> / I was enjoying this date, Burrows... But if we MUST do this right now... / <> / Uh... Sorry Policeguy. You'll have to relinquish your weapon... / You're a civilian now, remember? / Stand back... / <> / <> / Officer HIPBONE will take care of this! http://go-girly.com/go/420
girly: #421	<> / Outta my way, Missy! / This is between me and Policeguy! / <> / What IS this, Policeguy? / Are you REALLY going to have your date fight for you? / Yup! / But... / I believe it's been made pretty clear that I'm your opponent. / Rargh! Fine! / <> / Witness the power of Fred Burrows! / <> / <> / <> / <> http://go-girly.com/go/421

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