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|girly: #422||Sorry, guys. The Cute P.D. will pay for your dinner...
/ ...And the table...
/ Aww... It's all right.
/ We were almost done anyway.
/ Pssh... Tables. Who needs tables? / Well, Burrows... It's back to jail for you!
/ Uh... / Are you okay?
|girly: #423||Hah! There's more where THAT came from, babe! / <
|girly: #424||I took the liberty of calling headquarters.
/ One of the guys will be here in twenty minutes. / Twenty minutes, huh?
/ Yes, twenty minutes. / Guess we'll wait, then.
/ Ayep. / [[Hipbone and Policyguy look at each other, thinking about sex with each other.]] / [[Hipbone starts to roll out "do not enter - police" tape.]]
/ It's just our first date. I don't know if we should-
/ Sure we should. Ladies' bathroom sound okay?
/ Yes. / [[Suddenly, Getskilled appears.]]
|girly: #425||It's just as well...I have to be up early for work tomorrow...
/ We'll just have something to look forward to for the next time.
/ heh. / Um...You and Getskilled WILL be okay, right? I know I kinda left you guys high and dry...
/ Well, to be honest, I DID plan to get on your case about it more...
/ ..But we'll be all right. / Now that I know I want to keep dating you, I don't want you in any hurry to rejoin the force. Got it?
/ Got it. /
|girly: #426||[[In the alley, Autumn and Chuy bask in the afterglow]] / That / was / Autumn: AWESOME. / Autumn: I mean... that... I... oh my goodness... / Chupacabre: I... yeah! / Chupacabre: You know, Autumn... / Chupacabre: It still wasn't like with all the other girls... / [[Autumn smiles]] / Autumn: I want to hug you! / Autumn: But I just got dressed! / Chupacabre: Ha ha / [[Audible ellipses.]]|
|girly: #427||I'm really your girlfriend?
/ My first one.
/ Woooowww.. / Oh!
/ Oh. / Quick, sis! Kick him in the balls!
/ Hurry! Before it's too late!! / Collette, if you're worried about Chuy's "affects", it's fine! I can totally control myself when my sidekick's around! / See? I can even do this and... / <
/ You and the cute Internet girl got together, I see... / Uh, each!
/ That's... good... / You mean..?
/ That girl nibbling your ear is your girlfriend!? / <
|girly: #429||That's right... The police were after Chuy, weren't they? / MY! It seems like so long ago. It felt like it's been two years, six months, and seven days when it's actually been two months and five days! / What the HELL are you talking about, sis? / It was YOU... / [[Policeguy stomps toward Chuy]] / With Nickel... / ...And Officer Hipbone... / um... / I'm really sorry. / Lucky for you, I'm not a cop anymore... / Still, I have half a mind to punch you...or something... / Wait..you're not a Cop anymore!? / This is TOO MUCH! Let's go over everything that's happened so far! / Policeguy isn't a cop anymore. Chuy has a girlfriend. / I became a knight. / Right! / And...Uhh... Did we tell you guys our cat had kittens? They're really cute. / Do you people MIND!? / [[Autumn, Chuy, Policeguy, Winter, Otra and Collette look back over their shoulders.]] / [[Shadowy Man looks out at them from an upper story window.]] / What the... You have GOT to be... / [[Otra looks at a sign. The Sign reads "Welcome to the New Site for the Shadowy Man Headquarters!" She then says...]] / ...Kidding me.|
|girly: #430||You. / And YOU. / And... I don't know who the rest of you people are, but you're all against me, aren't you?
/ Well, I've had ENOUGH / Don't go anywhere. / Uh...Should we do as he says?
/ No. Let's get the hell out of here. / I HAVE PLANS FOR THIS CITY!
|girly: #431||Other Girl: Wow! Congratulations, you two! / Curewendy: Thanks!
/ [[Other Girl punches CuteWendy's shoulder]]
/ Other Girl: It looks like a new phase in your relationship is about to begin! I think you two will do great!
/ CuteWendy: Yes Indeedy! / [[Other Girl Walks away]]
/ Good Luck! / Cutewendy: Hmm...Wonder what she was on about. Our Marriage was like three weeks ago. / [[Winter's mom projectile vomits]]
/ Wiiiinter.... / [[Winter awakes in a void, where she is without clothes]]
/ Uh?? / Wh--What's going on? Why am i naked and anatomically inaccurate? / You're in a floaty, dreamy world, Winter... there is no need for clothes or private parts here. / But I'm wearing my glasses. Glasses are clothes, aren't they? / [[Two orbs of light appear, one apparently with glasses on]]
/ Hmm... I'm wearing my glasses too. That IS weird.
/ Yeah, I'm not sure what is up with that...
/ WAIT a minute... / Mom? Dad??
/ Hi, Sweetie!
/ We can't stay long. / ..But we want you to know we've been watching you always. Kinda like a couple of Gods!
/ We're so happy things are going well for you!
/ Where ARE you guys? Will i ever see you again?
/ A friend of ours will let you know...when the time comes. / I know that kinda blows, but that's how it is...
/ Winter... we're sorry for leaving you...
/ Speaking of which...looks like you're waking up... / [[Winter is pulled away from her parents as she regains consciousness]]
/ Take care of your sidekick, winter!
/ I...I will! Mom, Dad, I-- / [[Winter wakes up suddenly]]
|girly: #433||Unhh... What happened? / <
|girly: #434||Oh my goodness! This is just like that Ducktales, Rescure Rangers, and Talespin episode where the characters switch bodies! Also, Darkwing Duck, I think! Pretty much the entire Disney afternoon!
/ Yes, and of course I ended up in the Internet Cutey's body, how delightfully awkward... / Where's Otra??
/ Doggone it, sis... I know you like having these wacky-ass adventures with your sidekick...
/ but you don't need to be dragging innocent bystanders like me into it. / Otraaaa!
/ Ah, geeze.
/ How can you people handle these crazy multidimensional bodies!? / My brain...
/ *sigh* You shouldn't be mad at your sister, Collette...
/ This happened because of me... / That shadowy guy was my responsibility, and I ran from it.
/ ...and now I got you all involved.
/ It would have happened anyway, Policeguy. Otra and I are drawn to adventure.
/ I'm not though! Thanks a lot, you jackasses! / There you are! /
/ Ehe... stuck in my sister's body... This'll be a little awkward...
/ Delightfully awkward!
/ Uh... Yes...
/ But we'll, we'll figure something out. / [[Collette (body) tries to stand up but falls.]]
|girly: #435||[[Winter holds Otra (In Marshmallow Cat's body) to her chest while in the background Chuy (in Policeguy's body) holds up Collette (In Autumn's body) while Autumn (in Chuy's body) looks on]]
/ Oh, Otra! We'll fix this... somehow!
/ You've been holding on to her for a while...
/ Oh! Sorry! / Yeah, Yeah, I'll leave your boyfriend alone. Need to learn how to walk in this thing anyway...
/ Oh...Uh...Its all right! It's me you're holding on to, sort of... I'm just saying, isn't it weird? you know...
/ To hold onto her for so long without "stuff" happening...
/ Hey...Yeah! / [[Winter is still holding Otra, while Chuy steps towards them]]
/ ...And I'll feed ya, and brush your hair every day! / <
|girly: #436||[[Girl groping Autumn/Chuy]]
/ Autumn/Chuy: Ohgawdohgawd! This is so weird in SO many ways!
/ Autumn/Collette: Chuyyyyy ...
/ [[Chuy/Policeguy looks on frightened]]
/ Winter: Ready, Cat? On three ... one ... two ... / [[Winter tries to pull Cat, in Collette's body, up]]
/ Winter: Three!
|Girly: #347||[[Close up on Otra as Marshmallow Kitty]] / It's been a long time since I've internal monologued... / There's been no need to, really. Since Winter and I got together, my crazy, mixed-up feelings have become less mixed up, and before I knew it, the need to endlessly think about things just kinda faded away... / ...But seeing how I've lost the ability to speak out loud for a little while, I may as well start it up again. / It's pretty interesting, being in the body of my adorable cat. / Everything is just so HUGE now. / [[Otra looking up at Winter and Collette as Autumn]] / How come you didn't get affected, anyway? / I don't know! It's such a bummer... This looks like fun! / Oh, is it ever. / Never seen Collette from this viewpoint before... / I don't really know her that well, but she seems crankier than before... I guess adventuring isn't her thing. / She really is completely different from Winter... / [[Marshmallow Kitty as Collette in the foreground, with Collette and Winter in the background]] / Meow. / What the heck! / The damn cat can figure my body out, yet I'm still all dizzy!? / My! / I can only imagine how confused the cat is, but she seems to be dealing with it quite well. She was always a smart one. / Policeguy ended up in my body for whatever reason. It'll be weird when he has to change clothes... or use the bathroom... or.. oh, I'd best not think about it... / Okay! See you at one, then. / He and Chuy have a weird history, but it looks like there's more to it than I thought. Not that it's any of my business... / So... Uh... You want me to go and pretend to be you? / Absolutely not. That is... We need to both go, and explain to her exactly what's going on... / Yeah... I should tell my friends about this too... / Autumn is the only person in this group I never met. She seems nice, though. / Things like this happen all the time with Winter and I, but typically, they don't involve others... So we'll need to fix this lickity-split. / ...right after we take care of some things... / [[Chuy, Autumn and Police Guy leaving the others]] / ...and that's it for now... / Right! See you this afternoon! / Call me if you need anything... / Further monologues as events warrant...|
|girly: #438||Policeguy's date is in one hour. In the meantime, a stop is made at Cutetown U. to recover Autumn's cellphone. / [Scene: outside Keensolving Dorm, Autumn (in Chuy's body) is hiding behind a tree.] / Is it all clear yet? / Nope still quite a few girls about... / You sure are taking this well, Autumn / Oh yeah? / Eheh... I suppose this isn't how I imagined our first day together... / But maybe this is an experience I could use! I'll get to see exactly what you go through... / And also... / Coast is clear! / Say... Is this an all girls college? / Hm? No... / But this is an all-girls dorm. / It is? / Err... I really think I should go with you / No need! / I think if I put myself in situations like this I'll find a way to help Chuy out! / But... / If I'm not back in ten minutes... / THEN you guys should probably run in and rescue me, or something! / [[Autumn (in Chuy's body) shuts the door]] / ..... / [[Chuy (in Policeguy's body) and Policeguy (in Otra's body) look at each other.]] / [[Then look away]]|
|girly: #439||[[Policeguy and Chuy and waiting for Autumn outside]] / Um... I really am sorry... for... things... / Skip it, "Chuy"... / It was a long time ago. It's cool now, really. / Oh... / So the cops were really after me? / *sigh* Yeah... / We never caught you 'cause the case was headed by the most inept private detective I've ever seen... / It turned out he had a niece who discretely did all his work for him... / [[Policeguy has a vision of Nickel.]] / She pretty darn beautiful... / and smart... / and willing to go on a date with me... / ...Then she ran into you. / Erk / ...After which she gave up, went home, and forgot about our date. / [[Policeguy turns angrily toward Chuy]] / ...Which led to several days of frustration and depression... / [[He calms down and turns away]] / ...But... that was a long time ago. / It's cool now. Really. / ... / ! / Say... didn't we meet back then? / Not face to face, no. / Really? 'Cause I think I remember... / You're clearly thinking of someone else, Chuy... / I... guess so. / (Has blocked what happened in comic #75 from his memory)|
|girly: #440||[[Female students walk across hallway]] / [[Autumn in Chuy's body pokes his head out to check the coast is clear]] / SO FAR SO GOOD! / BUT THE *REAL* CHALLENGE LIES AHEAD.. / [[Autumn in Chuy's body hides behind a plant while looking towards a door labeled "KEENSOLVING DORM", with "NO MEN ALLOWED" in big letters. The door is guarded by two Amazonianesque women. The women are both in bikinis and one is wearing shoulder armour.]]
/ ..MAKING IT TO THE RESIDENCE HALLS! / [[Zooms in on the Amazonianesque women who are conversing]]
/ SO DID YOU SEE "ACTION UP THE BUTT" LAST NIGHT?
/ YEAH! I CAN'T BELIEVE CHARLES DICKENS TURNED OUT TO BE WALTER SCOTt'S BROTHER!
/ I KNOW, RIGHT? / [[Zooms back in on Autumn in Chuy's body, the women are still conversing in the background.]]
/ SO DO YOU THINK TWIAN IS REALLY DEAD?
/ PFFT HE *NEVER* STAYS DEAD.
/ YEAH, TRUE...
/ HMM... / [[A rock flies across where the women are from Autumn in Chuy's body's direction.]]
|girly: #442||[[Autumn, in Chuy's body, backs away from Sandra]]
/ You're a bit...SCRUFFIER than before... / But its YOU, isn't it? / [[Sandra grabs at Autumn]]
/ eep! / [[Sandra pins Autumn down with a crazed look in her eyes]]
/ It IS!
/ You're El Chupacabre!
/ AAAAAAAAA / Yes! Its time for Round Two! Lay your keen sensual powers on me, you lover of women, you!
/ Work your magic, BAYBEH! / [[ Autumn is apparently dazed]]
/ Okay... / [[Autumn moves close to Sandra]]
/ Yay! / [[Autumn's Shoulder Angel appears]]
|girly: #443||[[Meanwhilst, Winter, Otra, and the Cat head back home to check on the kittens. Also Collette.]] / I still don't see why we have to do this. If they're anything like their genius mom, they can look after themselves. / Collette, they're like two days old. / Well... yeah, okay... / Meow meow meow / I'm sorry... I'm just REALLY uncomfortable. Seriously, I have NO idea how you people get anything done when you can move every body part in infinity directions... / I guess when we're born that way, we don't think much about it... / I guess... Still, I've already learned MY big lesson... / [[Rat scampers by. Cat/Collette turns and spots it.]] / I was a fool to EVER wish to be like everyone else, 'cause it turns out it's really awful... / Well, hang in there. This will only take a second... / After all, the rest of us are eager to... / Uh... / [[Cat/Collette has disappeared.]]|
|girly: #444||[[Marshmallow Kitty in Collette's body chases a rat for nine panels]] / [[Kitty/Collette catches the rat and shows it to Otra and Collette in Autumn's body]] / My! Nice job, kitty! / <3 Meow meow meow <3 / Yes, simply smashing. Now, look around you, cat. Just look around you. / [[Everyone around stares]] / That was SO hot. / [[Kitty stuffs the rat in her mouth]] / No no no!! / Mmmg|
|girly: #445||We're HOME li'l ones!
/ Meow! / Meow
|girly: #446||[[Totally freaked out, Otra-MMK stands on a high bookshelf, next to a book named 'Red Zone Cuba'.]]
/ What do we do what do we doooo!? / [[MMK-Collette pensively watches the treed Otra-MMK, while Collette-Autumn talks to Winter-Winter... er, Winter.]]
/ Honestly, sis. What did you expect?
/ I... I don't know! Shut up!
/ Meow! / [[Winter goes totally mental]]
/ S-sis... get a hold of yourself. You can bottle-feed kittens, okay? / R-really?
/ Yeah. I'd have said this in the first place, but, you know... watching you panic is kinda funny. / [[The conversation fades out as the kittens stare pleadingly at the 'camera'.]]
/ Anyway, you should be able to find some formula at the pet store... <
|girly: #447||[[Winter, Colette, and Kitty watch Otra suckle kittens]] / So! Uh... you're in college, huh?
/ Yes, you visited me there yesterday remember?
/ Oh... right. / Um... must be nice.
/ It's all right.
/ Sigh. / [[Kitty takes kitten away from Otra]] / [[Collette stops Kitty from breastfeeding kitten]]
|girly: #448||All right! Is everyone ready!?
/ Yes. Quite ready. / Then let's find that fortune teller!
/ Okay! You don't have to shout! / Oh Hey!
/ Your phone's all blippy, Otra! / <
|girly: #449||Well, it's been ten minutes...
/ ...time to run in and rescue her... / <
|Girly: an online internet webcomic||We'd better get going...
/ You did get your phone, right?
/ Yup! Right here!
/ Good. / I'm not sure what to do next, through. This situation seems hard to explain over the phone...
/ I hear that... / This whole deal isn't as nice as the cartoons make it look...
/ I think I need to use the toilet, and that's going be really weird.
/ They never mentioned that on Rescue Rangers.
/ Yeep. Never thought of that. / That's why I need to take care of this. I don't want things to get more awkward than they already are...
/ ...and at all costs, I want to avoid the whole wacky situation where we all exhasperatedly try to act like the person we're trapped in.
/ What should we do, Chuy?
/ I... don't know.
/ I mean, I agreed to help him out... / ...But I don't really know anything about Policeguy, or the girl he's dating...
/ I don't really have much experience actually talking to girls.
/ Aww... I think you're doing okay! / Well... I can talk to you, Autumn... 'Cause you're, you know... my girl. Who's a man now.
/ Ahaha... You sweetie.
/ If it were me, Chuy, I probably... wouldn't do it... / Yeah... This could get really bad.
/ Here. He drooped his phone. Maybe I can call and have it resheduled.
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