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girly: #422 Sorry, guys. The Cute P.D. will pay for your dinner... / ...And the table... / Aww... It's all right. / We were almost done anyway. / Pssh... Tables. Who needs tables? / Well, Burrows... It's back to jail for you! / Uh... / Are you okay? / <> / <> / WAUUUGH! / <> / Hipbone! Catch! / <> / <> / Thanks! / <> / ... / ... / Uh... I got some fire on your shirt too. Here, I'll help... / I don't think so.
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girly: #423 Hah! There's more where THAT came from, babe! / <> / <> / [[Hipbone and Burrows fight]] / I admit you did pretty good, But it's time to give up. / Or do you want the REST of your clothes burned off? / You shouldn't have done that, Burrows... / What? Was that your favorite dress? I'm SO sorry! / No... You made it shorter... which means... / I can do THIS. / <> / [[Hipbone kicks Burrows]] / [[Burrows head flys up]] / [[Policeguy and others look stunned]] / <> / [[Hipbone lowers her leg]] / <> / [[Hipbone stands]] / <> / [[Burrows falls to the ground, Hipbone flings back her hair]] / He won't be getting up again. / [[Policeguy and random character look stunned]] / Your girlfriend's hot.
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girly: #424 I took the liberty of calling headquarters. / One of the guys will be here in twenty minutes. / Twenty minutes, huh? / Yes, twenty minutes. / Guess we'll wait, then. / Ayep. / [[Hipbone and Policyguy look at each other, thinking about sex with each other.]] / [[Hipbone starts to roll out "do not enter - police" tape.]] / It's just our first date. I don't know if we should- / Sure we should. Ladies' bathroom sound okay? / Yes. / [[Suddenly, Getskilled appears.]] / <> / HEY GUYS! My car was just around the corner! Isn't that fortunate?
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girly: #425 It's just as well...I have to be up early for work tomorrow... / We'll just have something to look forward to for the next time. / heh. / Um...You and Getskilled WILL be okay, right? I know I kinda left you guys high and dry... / Well, to be honest, I DID plan to get on your case about it more... / ..But we'll be all right. / Now that I know I want to keep dating you, I don't want you in any hurry to rejoin the force. Got it? / Got it. / / <> Kiss / Good night. / [[Hipbone waves and walks away]] / [[Policeguy walks away whistling]]
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girly: #426 [[In the alley, Autumn and Chuy bask in the afterglow]] / That / was / Autumn: AWESOME. / Autumn: I mean... that... I... oh my goodness... / Chupacabre: I... yeah! / Chupacabre: You know, Autumn... / Chupacabre: It still wasn't like with all the other girls... / [[Autumn smiles]] / Autumn: I want to hug you! / Autumn: But I just got dressed! / Chupacabre: Ha ha / [[Audible ellipses.]]
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girly: #427 I'm really your girlfriend? / My first one. / Woooowww.. / Oh! / Oh. / Quick, sis! Kick him in the balls! / What!? / Hurry! Before it's too late!! / Collette, if you're worried about Chuy's "affects", it's fine! I can totally control myself when my sidekick's around! / See? I can even do this and... / <> / <> / <> / <> / <> / Ummm... is everyone okay? / Yes.
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girly: #428 Chuy... / You and the cute Internet girl got together, I see... / Uh, each! / That's... good... / You mean..? / That girl nibbling your ear is your girlfriend!? / <> / Y... Yeah... / <> / H-Hello! I'm Autumn! It's nice to meet you all! / She pulled herself away from you on her own! My! / You should hold on to this one, Chuy... / WAIT A MINUTE. / <> / I thought I recognized you... / Uh... oh..
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girly: #429 That's right... The police were after Chuy, weren't they? / MY! It seems like so long ago. It felt like it's been two years, six months, and seven days when it's actually been two months and five days! / What the HELL are you talking about, sis? / It was YOU... / [[Policeguy stomps toward Chuy]] / With Nickel... / ...And Officer Hipbone... / um... / I'm really sorry. / Lucky for you, I'm not a cop anymore... / Still, I have half a mind to punch you...or something... / Wait..you're not a Cop anymore!? / This is TOO MUCH! Let's go over everything that's happened so far! / Policeguy isn't a cop anymore. Chuy has a girlfriend. / I became a knight. / Right! / And...Uhh... Did we tell you guys our cat had kittens? They're really cute. / Do you people MIND!? / [[Autumn, Chuy, Policeguy, Winter, Otra and Collette look back over their shoulders.]] / [[Shadowy Man looks out at them from an upper story window.]] / What the... You have GOT to be... / [[Otra looks at a sign. The Sign reads "Welcome to the New Site for the Shadowy Man Headquarters!" She then says...]] / ...Kidding me.
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girly: #430 You. / And YOU. / And... I don't know who the rest of you people are, but you're all against me, aren't you? / Well, I've had ENOUGH / Don't go anywhere. / Uh...Should we do as he says? / No. Let's get the hell out of here. / I HAVE PLANS FOR THIS CITY! / <> / [[The Shadowy Man aims a Fist-Powered Mixup Ray at the group]] / ...AND i WON'T HAVE YOU PISSANTS STOPPING ME! / <> / It's a ray gun. / Let's See them try to hound us when their lives are all topsy-turvy! / mmf / THROW THE SWITCH!! / <> / [[The switch is thrown]] / <> / <> / <> / WAAAAAAAAA / <> / AAAAAAAAA / AAAAAAUGH!
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girly: #431 Other Girl: Wow! Congratulations, you two! / Curewendy: Thanks! / [[Other Girl punches CuteWendy's shoulder]] / Other Girl: It looks like a new phase in your relationship is about to begin! I think you two will do great! / CuteWendy: Yes Indeedy! / [[Other Girl Walks away]] / Good Luck! / Cutewendy: Hmm...Wonder what she was on about. Our Marriage was like three weeks ago. / [[Winter's mom projectile vomits]] / <> / CuteWendy: Errr...Are you okay? / Winter's Mom: Ugh...Sorry, Hon... / These past few mornings, I've been feeling a bit sick... / Not sure what could have caused this sickness...in the mornings, that is. / [[Winter's mom vomits like Old Faithful on steroids]] / <> / Cutewendy: That is just SO gross. / [[a car vrooms by]] / <> / Man:Kind of a strange town, isn't it...? / Woman:Such...Colorful local color... / Man:I think i like it! Seems friendly and stuff... What do you think, dear? Ready to make lots of new friends? / Kid:WHATEVER, Dad! / [[Other Girl walks along the sidewalk while the car vrooms by]] / Was this short prequel really necessary? / We'll Find out! / and now, back to the story...
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girly: #432 Winter.... / Wiiiinter.... / [[Winter awakes in a void, where she is without clothes]] / Uh?? / Wh--What's going on? Why am i naked and anatomically inaccurate? / You're in a floaty, dreamy world, Winter... there is no need for clothes or private parts here. / But I'm wearing my glasses. Glasses are clothes, aren't they? / [[Two orbs of light appear, one apparently with glasses on]] / Hmm... I'm wearing my glasses too. That IS weird. / Yeah, I'm not sure what is up with that... / WAIT a minute... / Mom? Dad?? / Hi, Sweetie! / We can't stay long. / ..But we want you to know we've been watching you always. Kinda like a couple of Gods! / We're so happy things are going well for you! / Where ARE you guys? Will i ever see you again? / A friend of ours will let you know...when the time comes. / I know that kinda blows, but that's how it is... / Winter... we're sorry for leaving you... / Speaking of which...looks like you're waking up... / [[Winter is pulled away from her parents as she regains consciousness]] / Take care of your sidekick, winter! / I...I will! Mom, Dad, I-- / [[Winter wakes up suddenly]] / <> / [[Winter looks around at everyone, still unconscious, laying around her]]
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girly: #433 Unhh... What happened? / <> / Ohhh! Thank goodness you're okay!! / Uhhh... Winter? / <> / That totally sucked... / ... / <> / <> / Hey! / Are you all right, baby? / Just a bit dizzy... / .. Did you just call me "baby"? / [[Chupacabre looks devasted]] / I'm flattered Winter, really, but, uh... / Shouldn't you be taking care of... well... your sidekick? / Huh!? What are you talking about? / <> / What's going on?? / How can I be over there? / <> / <> / <> / <>
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girly: #434 Oh my goodness! This is just like that Ducktales, Rescure Rangers, and Talespin episode where the characters switch bodies! Also, Darkwing Duck, I think! Pretty much the entire Disney afternoon! / Yes, and of course I ended up in the Internet Cutey's body, how delightfully awkward... / Where's Otra?? / Doggone it, sis... I know you like having these wacky-ass adventures with your sidekick... / but you don't need to be dragging innocent bystanders like me into it. / Otraaaa! / Ah, geeze. / How can you people handle these crazy multidimensional bodies!? / My brain... / *sigh* You shouldn't be mad at your sister, Collette... / This happened because of me... / That shadowy guy was my responsibility, and I ran from it. / ...and now I got you all involved. / It would have happened anyway, Policeguy. Otra and I are drawn to adventure. / I'm not though! Thanks a lot, you jackasses! / There you are! / / Ehe... stuck in my sister's body... This'll be a little awkward... / Delightfully awkward! / Uh... Yes... / But we'll, we'll figure something out. / [[Collette (body) tries to stand up but falls.]] / <> / Otra? You're acting kinda weird. / Not used to my body, I guess. / Losing a dimension feels as odd as gaining one, I imagine... / Why aren't you saying anything? / ... / ... / Meow / / Meowww! / Meow... / [[Everybody stares at Marshmallow Kitty]] / Ha ha! / Now that's delightfully awkward!
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girly: #435 [[Winter holds Otra (In Marshmallow Cat's body) to her chest while in the background Chuy (in Policeguy's body) holds up Collette (In Autumn's body) while Autumn (in Chuy's body) looks on]] / Oh, Otra! We'll fix this... somehow! / You've been holding on to her for a while... / Oh! Sorry! / Yeah, Yeah, I'll leave your boyfriend alone. Need to learn how to walk in this thing anyway... / Oh...Uh...Its all right! It's me you're holding on to, sort of... I'm just saying, isn't it weird? you know... / To hold onto her for so long without "stuff" happening... / Hey...Yeah! / [[Winter is still holding Otra, while Chuy steps towards them]] / ...And I'll feed ya, and brush your hair every day! / <> / Hm? What's up, police...uh...Chuy? / You don't feel anything? / Just your finger poking me. / [[Chuy pokes Policeguy, who is in Otra's body]] / How about you? / <> / Huh? me what? Who is this, again? I hope its not Chupacabre... / Hmm... I'm beginning to think your aura is contained in your body, not your mind. / [[Collette starts to wobble towards Autumn]] / But...that would mean... / Yes. I'd better be careful! / AAAAAA
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girly: #436 [[Girl groping Autumn/Chuy]] / Autumn/Chuy: Ohgawdohgawd! This is so weird in SO many ways! / Autumn/Collette: Chuyyyyy ... / [[Chuy/Policeguy looks on frightened]] / Winter: Ready, Cat? On three ... one ... two ... / [[Winter tries to pull Cat, in Collette's body, up]] / Winter: Three! / <> / Cat/Collette: Meoww / <> / [[Cat/Collette stands, attaches self to Winter, namely her boobs]] / [[Cat/Collette nuzzles Winter's boobs]] / Cat/Collette: Mmmmm... / Collette/Autumn: Hey. Stop that! Stop it right now! / [[Policeguy/Otra speaks from inside the apartment, from the window]] / Policeguy/Otra: Well, not that it's any surprise... but there's no trace of that guy, his laser, or anything ... / Policeguy/Otra: I'll look around some more... but I say we should be prepared to deal with being stuck like this for a while... / Policeguy/Otra: Hey Chupacabre, throw me my phone, it's in my right pocket... / [[Chuy/Policeguy rummages through pocket]] / Chuy/Policeguy: Oh! Sure... by the way, you can call me "Chuy." / Policeguy/Otra: Okay. / Chuy/Policeguy: Uhh... I don't know if I have a good throwing arm... / Policeguy/Otra: It's okay. I do. / Chuy/Policeguy: Oh... right. / <> / [[Chuy/Policeguy freaks out at the phone ringing]] / Chuy/Policeguy: WAUGH / <> / Chuy: It's a call from "CUTEPD." / Policeguy: Shoot. It's got to be Hipbone. / Chuy: Shall I throw the phone up, then? / Policeguy: Hipbone's the jealous type. Answering with a woman's voice may not be a good idea... / Chuy: Then... you want me to answer it? / Policeguy: Wait 'til I come down first! / <> / Chuy: Oops. / Policeguy: Oh, for the love of ... / [[Policeguy/Otra jumps out the window and lands on the ground beside Chuy/Policeguy and Autumn/Chuy]] / <> / Chuy: Whoa! / [[Policeguy/Otra looks at Cat]] / Policeguy: Sorry... / [[Cat makes a 'whatever' gesture]] / Cat/Otra: Meow / {{It's hard to convey the 'whatever' hand gesture with a Marshmallow Cat}}
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Girly: #347 [[Close up on Otra as Marshmallow Kitty]] / It's been a long time since I've internal monologued... / There's been no need to, really. Since Winter and I got together, my crazy, mixed-up feelings have become less mixed up, and before I knew it, the need to endlessly think about things just kinda faded away... / ...But seeing how I've lost the ability to speak out loud for a little while, I may as well start it up again. / It's pretty interesting, being in the body of my adorable cat. / Everything is just so HUGE now. / [[Otra looking up at Winter and Collette as Autumn]] / How come you didn't get affected, anyway? / I don't know! It's such a bummer... This looks like fun! / Oh, is it ever. / Never seen Collette from this viewpoint before... / I don't really know her that well, but she seems crankier than before... I guess adventuring isn't her thing. / She really is completely different from Winter... / [[Marshmallow Kitty as Collette in the foreground, with Collette and Winter in the background]] / Meow. / What the heck! / The damn cat can figure my body out, yet I'm still all dizzy!? / My! / I can only imagine how confused the cat is, but she seems to be dealing with it quite well. She was always a smart one. / Policeguy ended up in my body for whatever reason. It'll be weird when he has to change clothes... or use the bathroom... or.. oh, I'd best not think about it... / Okay! See you at one, then. / He and Chuy have a weird history, but it looks like there's more to it than I thought. Not that it's any of my business... / So... Uh... You want me to go and pretend to be you? / Absolutely not. That is... We need to both go, and explain to her exactly what's going on... / Yeah... I should tell my friends about this too... / Autumn is the only person in this group I never met. She seems nice, though. / Things like this happen all the time with Winter and I, but typically, they don't involve others... So we'll need to fix this lickity-split. / ...right after we take care of some things... / [[Chuy, Autumn and Police Guy leaving the others]] / ...and that's it for now... / Right! See you this afternoon! / Call me if you need anything... / Further monologues as events warrant...
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girly: #438 Policeguy's date is in one hour. In the meantime, a stop is made at Cutetown U. to recover Autumn's cellphone. / [Scene: outside Keensolving Dorm, Autumn (in Chuy's body) is hiding behind a tree.] / Is it all clear yet? / Nope still quite a few girls about... / You sure are taking this well, Autumn / Oh yeah? / Eheh... I suppose this isn't how I imagined our first day together... / But maybe this is an experience I could use! I'll get to see exactly what you go through... / And also... / Coast is clear! / Say... Is this an all girls college? / Hm? No... / But this is an all-girls dorm. / It is? / Err... I really think I should go with you / No need! / I think if I put myself in situations like this I'll find a way to help Chuy out! / But... / If I'm not back in ten minutes... / THEN you guys should probably run in and rescue me, or something! / [[Autumn (in Chuy's body) shuts the door]] / ..... / [[Chuy (in Policeguy's body) and Policeguy (in Otra's body) look at each other.]] / [[Then look away]]
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girly: #439 [[Policeguy and Chuy and waiting for Autumn outside]] / Um... I really am sorry... for... things... / Skip it, "Chuy"... / It was a long time ago. It's cool now, really. / Oh... / So the cops were really after me? / *sigh* Yeah... / We never caught you 'cause the case was headed by the most inept private detective I've ever seen... / It turned out he had a niece who discretely did all his work for him... / [[Policeguy has a vision of Nickel.]] / She pretty darn beautiful... / and smart... / and willing to go on a date with me... / ...Then she ran into you. / Erk / ...After which she gave up, went home, and forgot about our date. / [[Policeguy turns angrily toward Chuy]] / ...Which led to several days of frustration and depression... / [[He calms down and turns away]] / ...But... that was a long time ago. / It's cool now. Really. / ... / ! / Say... didn't we meet back then? / Not face to face, no. / Really? 'Cause I think I remember... / You're clearly thinking of someone else, Chuy... / I... guess so. / (Has blocked what happened in comic #75 from his memory)
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girly: #440 [[Female students walk across hallway]] / [[Autumn in Chuy's body pokes his head out to check the coast is clear]] / SO FAR SO GOOD! / BUT THE *REAL* CHALLENGE LIES AHEAD.. / [[Autumn in Chuy's body hides behind a plant while looking towards a door labeled "KEENSOLVING DORM", with "NO MEN ALLOWED" in big letters. The door is guarded by two Amazonianesque women. The women are both in bikinis and one is wearing shoulder armour.]] / ..MAKING IT TO THE RESIDENCE HALLS! / [[Zooms in on the Amazonianesque women who are conversing]] / SO DID YOU SEE "ACTION UP THE BUTT" LAST NIGHT? / YEAH! I CAN'T BELIEVE CHARLES DICKENS TURNED OUT TO BE WALTER SCOTt'S BROTHER! / I KNOW, RIGHT? / [[Zooms back in on Autumn in Chuy's body, the women are still conversing in the background.]] / SO DO YOU THINK TWIAN IS REALLY DEAD? / PFFT HE *NEVER* STAYS DEAD. / YEAH, TRUE... / HMM... / [[A rock flies across where the women are from Autumn in Chuy's body's direction.]] / <> / EH? / [[The woman without shoulder armour points at the other woman.]] / DID YOU SEE *THAT!?* IT WAS A ROCK! A ROCK FLEW BY JUST NOW! LET'S GO INVESTIGATE! / I DUNNO, BETH. THE LAST EIGHT TIMES THAT HAPPENED, IT RESULTED IN MEN SNEAKING IN... / [[The woman without shoulder armour is now towering over the other woman and shouting while pointing accusingly. The other woman is flinching.]] / *LISA* THAT WAS A *ROCK*. A *ROCK*, FOR GOD'S SAKE. ARE YOU SUGGESTING WE LET IT *BE!?* / SORRY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING... / {{title text: Blaaaah}}
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girly: #441 <> / So... Do you know what kind of rock this is, Lisa ? / Uhh... is it ... an igneous rock? / An igneous...? Look around you, Lise. Do you see any volcanoes? / Sorry... / (Sigh)... I'll walk you through this again... / This is kind of fun... / Like a big ol' stealth mission! / Of course, as Chuy told me, it only takes ones. / ...As soon as one girl catches me offgard... / There's no turning back from the aura-induced romping that would ensue! / <> / No turning back! / <> / Anyway... / <> / Let's seee... / Ah! / Success! / I'm beginning to feel as if I've made a grevious oversight. / 429 comics ago... / Woo / Ee / Yaw / Urr / Gosh, Sandra / What happened to you? / Chupacabre happened, that's what! / Oh yes... / I remember now... / I have a roommate who had an encounter with my boyfriend. / Let's see. It's tuesday, so her classes end at noon. / [[The clock on the wall shows 12:17]] / <<> / [[Sandra enters the room]] / <<> / Perhaps I should have accepted the accompaniment by that helpfull police officer... / Yes, suddenly that option makes a whole lot of sense...
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girly: #442 [[Autumn, in Chuy's body, backs away from Sandra]] / You're a bit...SCRUFFIER than before... / But its YOU, isn't it? / [[Sandra grabs at Autumn]] / eep! / [[Sandra pins Autumn down with a crazed look in her eyes]] / It IS! / You're El Chupacabre! / AAAAAAAAA / Yes! Its time for Round Two! Lay your keen sensual powers on me, you lover of women, you! / Work your magic, BAYBEH! / [[ Autumn is apparently dazed]] / Uh... / Okay... / [[Autumn moves close to Sandra]] / Yay! / [[Autumn's Shoulder Angel appears]] / <> / Autumn... / You're Not really going to do it with your roommate while in your boyfriend's body, are you? / [[Autumn's Shoulder Devil joins Shoulder Angel]] / Yeah, Seriously. / Typically i'm all for a bit of playful chicanery, but this is just WRONG. / Autumn? / She's totally gone... / Oh, for Christ's...Don't lay her on your BED! Are you INSANE!? / STOP IT! / [[Sandra lays on Autumn's bed, with Autumn moving on top of her]] / Oh, Chupacabre... / I've always dreamed of this, ever since it happened the first time! / [[An elephant Angel, driven by the two shoulder angels, rams into Autumn's backside]] / Bwee / STOP. / IT. / [[Autumn stares agape at Sandra, realizing how close she became to doing it]] / [[Autumn quickly backs away towards the window]] / What's wrong!? / Don't take this the wrong way... / But i must jump out the window now. / / [[Autumn Jumps out the window]] / WAAAA
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girly: #443 [[Meanwhilst, Winter, Otra, and the Cat head back home to check on the kittens. Also Collette.]] / I still don't see why we have to do this. If they're anything like their genius mom, they can look after themselves. / Collette, they're like two days old. / Well... yeah, okay... / Meow meow meow / I'm sorry... I'm just REALLY uncomfortable. Seriously, I have NO idea how you people get anything done when you can move every body part in infinity directions... / I guess when we're born that way, we don't think much about it... / I guess... Still, I've already learned MY big lesson... / [[Rat scampers by. Cat/Collette turns and spots it.]] / I was a fool to EVER wish to be like everyone else, 'cause it turns out it's really awful... / Well, hang in there. This will only take a second... / After all, the rest of us are eager to... / Uh... / [[Cat/Collette has disappeared.]]
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girly: #444 [[Marshmallow Kitty in Collette's body chases a rat for nine panels]] / [[Kitty/Collette catches the rat and shows it to Otra and Collette in Autumn's body]] / My! Nice job, kitty! / <3 Meow meow meow <3 / Yes, simply smashing. Now, look around you, cat. Just look around you. / [[Everyone around stares]] / That was SO hot. / [[Kitty stuffs the rat in her mouth]] / No no no!! / Mmmg
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girly: #445 We're HOME li'l ones! / Meow! / Meow / Meow / Meow / <> / <> / <> / ... / My! They sure are happy to see us! / <> / Meow! / Meow! / Meow / Meow / Sigh.. / They're really, REALLY happy to see us! / They're HUNGRY, you idiot. / Meow! / Meow! / Oh, DUH! We should have picked up some cat food on the way! / Cat food for two-day old kittens? I don't think so, sis. / Meow / So... What DO they eat? / They eat MILK. Same thing every newborn mammal eats. / Meow / So we should get some MILK at the store, then? / WAUGH / Meow? / THINK about it, sis. WHY do you think your sidekick is freaking out? / [[Otra finally gets it]] / ... / Meow! / Meow! / ... / I seeee.
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girly: #446 [[Totally freaked out, Otra-MMK stands on a high bookshelf, next to a book named 'Red Zone Cuba'.]] / What do we do what do we doooo!? / [[MMK-Collette pensively watches the treed Otra-MMK, while Collette-Autumn talks to Winter-Winter... er, Winter.]] / Honestly, sis. What did you expect? / I... I don't know! Shut up! / Meow! / Meow! / [[Winter goes totally mental]] / WAAAAA / S-sis... get a hold of yourself. You can bottle-feed kittens, okay? / R-really? / Yeah. I'd have said this in the first place, but, you know... watching you panic is kinda funny. / [[The conversation fades out as the kittens stare pleadingly at the 'camera'.]] / Anyway, you should be able to find some formula at the pet store... <> / And then <> / Meoww / Meowwww... / [[Close up on a distraught-looking Otra-MMK]] / <> / Meoww / [[Close up on unhappy kittens]] / Meow / Meoww / [[Extreme close up on sad crying kittens...]] / Meow / [[Collette tugs Winter toward the door]] / Right, to the pet store, then... / <> / We'll be back in a jiffy, girl... / Meow.. / [[Otra, looking resigned, lays a paw on Collette's sleeve]] / <> / Hm? / [[Otra jumps down...]] / <> / [[...and lands in front of the kittens...]] / <> / Meow / Meow? / [[..takes a deep breath...]] / <> / [[...lets it out...]] / <> / [[...and drops to her side in front of the kittens.]] / <> / Meow! / Meow! / [[The three current humans watch the scene, utterly freaked out]] / {{Hover Text: This is a weird as the comic's gonna get. (sic)}}
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girly: #447 [[Winter, Colette, and Kitty watch Otra suckle kittens]] / So! Uh... you're in college, huh? / Yes, you visited me there yesterday remember? / Oh... right. / Um... must be nice. / It's all right. / Sigh. / [[Kitty takes kitten away from Otra]] / [[Collette stops Kitty from breastfeeding kitten]] / Meoww.. / <> / Okay, Cat... I don't know if basic biology is comprehensible to your cat brain... but that won't work. Trust me. / Incidentally, I got a pretty good idea on where to go for help on our situation. / You do? / I had a nice little conversation in the coffee shop yesterday with a strange old lady. She told me about the town, and things... most importantly, she capped off the conversation by letting me know... / [[Grabs Winter]] / That there was chaos in my future. / Yeep. / You know... now that you mention it... I think Otra and I got a premonition from her too... and Policeguy for that matter! / Meow! / You too huh? / Well then, any doubt I had before is now... / Meow... / Oh... uh... your sidekick's done. / [[Otra stares at viewer]] / (internal dialouge) What would you have done?
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girly: #448 All right! Is everyone ready!? / Yes. Quite ready. / Then let's find that fortune teller! / Okay! You don't have to shout! / Oh Hey! / Your phone's all blippy, Otra! / <> / ? / <> / Twenty-three messages. / One from Dr. Lucy... / ...and another... / and... / [[Phone screen reads: Parents (SW) 555-1219]] / What? What is it? / <>> / Hello, dear. Guess what? I have a meeting to attend in Cheapgag, and your father and I will be passing through tomorrow! Isn't it nice? It's been a while since we visited. / Call us when you get this. / <>> / Honey. I'm not sure why you're not answering, but it looks like we'll be there at around one tomorrow, so... / <>> / Dear, we're a little worried now. Anyway, we're on our way... / <>> / All right, Otra. We called your phone service, and your phone was never reported stolen. / I don't know why you're ignoring us. If you're in one of your moods, get out of it. / We'll be there at one, whether you like it or not! / <>> / Oh, GOD. / We're not going to look for the fortune-teller, are we ?
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girly: #449 Well, it's been ten minutes... / ...time to run in and rescue her... / <> / [[Autumn (in Chuy's body) falls toward Policeguy (in Otra's body)]] / [[More falling]] / ...and just like that... / the memories of Comic #75... / <> / <> / <> / I'm so sorry! / I'm really really sorry! / ...came RACING back. / Gyaaaaaaaah / It's okay! I got it! / Get away! Get away! / You freak! You homewrecker! You menace! / [[Chuy (in Policeguy's body) stands between Policeguy (in Otra's body) and Autumn (in Chuy's body)]] / Sorry. / S'ok.
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Girly: an online internet webcomic We'd better get going... / You did get your phone, right? / Yup! Right here! / Good. / I'm not sure what to do next, through. This situation seems hard to explain over the phone... / Yeah... / I hear that... / This whole deal isn't as nice as the cartoons make it look... / I think I need to use the toilet, and that's going be really weird. / They never mentioned that on Rescue Rangers. / Yeep. Never thought of that. / That's why I need to take care of this. I don't want things to get more awkward than they already are... / ...and at all costs, I want to avoid the whole wacky situation where we all exhasperatedly try to act like the person we're trapped in. / <> / Oh, hey... It's my phone... / Hey, Winter. Everything all right? / Policeguy! Are you still at the University?? / Yeah, but we're on our way out... / Oh, thank goodness! / <> / <> / <> / <> / <> / <> / Uh... / <> / <> / <> / W-Winter? / <> / <> / <> / <> / <> / <> / <> / Policeguy! / Wha? / We need you to come to our place and pretend to be Otra!! / Whaa!? / [[Winter runs away carrying Policeguy (in Otra's Body) behind her.]] / < / [[Autumn (in Chuy's Body) and Chuy (in Policeguy's body) stay reactionless.]]
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girly: #451 Uhh... / What should we do, Chuy? / I... don't know. / I mean, I agreed to help him out... / ...But I don't really know anything about Policeguy, or the girl he's dating... / And... / I don't really have much experience actually talking to girls. / Aww... I think you're doing okay! / Well... I can talk to you, Autumn... 'Cause you're, you know... my girl. Who's a man now. / Ahaha... You sweetie. / Um... / If it were me, Chuy, I probably... wouldn't do it... / Yeah... This could get really bad. / Here. He drooped his phone. Maybe I can call and have it resheduled. / <> / Yeep! / Uhhh... / <> / H-hi! / Hi, Guy! I hope your day's been good... / Y-yes... you too! / Actually, something kinda came up here at headquarters... / Oh? / ...So I'll be a few minutes late. / Oh. / I'm really looking forward to seeing you again, Policeguy... There are some things I really need to tell you. / Uh... Me too... / I'll see you soon... / Baybeh. / .... / Sigh / I know. It's not very pleasant. / I just feel bad... Deceiving him like this... / Don't Worry. Just do as I say, and everything will be fine.
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