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| cutewendy: #60 | *tap tap tap tap*
/ ...and down goes that server! Whee! Destroying civilization is fun! Now who's next..?
/ sigh / There's only one thing that can be done in a case like this...
/ *Bip Bip* / Twenty minutes later... / ...and that is why destroying civilization is wrong. Do you understand, Wendy?
/ Yes! I shall never hack again! Thank you, Bob Costas!
/ (Yes... Thank you...) http://cutewendy.com/go/60 |
| girly: #60 | Whatever you do, don't tell my uncle I'm here, okay?
/ And don't tell anyone what I've told you either... / Hmm?
/ Who shouldn't tell who about what now? / Hey, great detective... isn't that El Chupacabre over there? (Point) / Arf! / STOP! In the name of the law!
/ Yip Yip Yip!!
/ ANYWAY... / Usually my uncle lets me tag along out in the open, but he seemed to insist that this case in particular wasn't safe for me...
/ Huuh... I never thought I'd say this, but I think in this case, he has the right idea...
/ You know what Chupacabre has been doing, right?
/ Yeah Yeah Yeah... / I KNOW I'm at risk here...
/ ...but I've solved thousands of cases in the past ten years, and I don't intend to break my streak now. http://go-girly.com/go/60 |
| cutewendy: #61 | Now that I'm no longer evil, I can use my L33333T3T3T3T COMB-PEW-TORE SKILLZ for GOOD! I can find cures for diseases, balance the national budget, and make the ENTIRE UNIVERSE more efficient and friendly. I can turn our planet into a UTOPIA! I have the POWER! / Of course, you're not going to do ANY of that, are you?
/ Right. Instead, I'm going to spend all my time on the computer reading these delightful online comics! / Like USER FRIENDLY! HA HA HA HA HA! / USER FRIENDLY IS FUNNY! HA HA HA HA HA! http://cutewendy.com/go/61 |
| girly: #61 | Thanks for letting me borrow your clothes, Girly! they feel really cozy, and a lot less itchy than my dress was!
/ No problem. / (She had to be wearing that dress for weeks...
/ Has she been drifting all that time? I wonder why...
/ It's funny... I still don't know hardly anything about Winter...) / GEH. / Wh-WHAT!? / Sometimes, when I'm deep in thought...
/ I'll just randomly say whatever I'm thinking about out loud!
/ It's a game I like to play! / Uhh... Okay. And how do you win?
/ If it makes something neat happen, I'm a winner! Doesn't it sound like fun?
/ No. http://go-girly.com/go/61 |
| cutewendy: #62 | *MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH* / What a yummy rug! / *MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH* / Was the comic ALWAYS this bad?
/ *MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH* http://cutewendy.com/go/62 |
| girly: #62 | ...With a bag of chicken fried steak! /
/ Oh my! KITTY! (wh-POW!) / Awww... look. He's got a hamburger!
/ That's so adorable. I wonder where he got it?
/ Myew Myew Myew / That cat's been around this square for over a year now...
/ He walks around and people will give him food. He lives that way...
/ Really? / So...
/ He has no home, huh? http://go-girly.com/go/62 |
| cutewendy: #63 | YEARRGH! I'M CURSED! / My sidekick must've been bit by a Skulltula!
/ YEARRGH! I'M CURSED!
/ Now I have to go out and kill 100 of them! / 100 SKULLTULAS LATER...
/ YEARRGH! I'M CURSED!
/ ? / And thus, Wendy learns the harsh lesson that life is not a video game.
/ Then what are these Skulltulas doing here!?! http://cutewendy.com/go/63 |
| girly: #63 | You're really concerned about the cat, aren't you? I'm kind of surprised...
/ But it's not necessary. He seems perfectly content with the way he lives... / Oh, it's not a bad way to live...
/ ...But it's always nice to have a home to come back to... / Um... That's what I assume, anyway! / hee hee http://go-girly.com/go/63 |
| cutewendy: #64 | What am I... really? / Am I merely a half-assed creation to give people something to look at while they wait for next week's episode of "Wendy"?
/ ...or am I something MORE? / My design is similar to Wendy's, and I share her name... But I'm NOT her. At least I know THAT much. But beyond the fact that I look like her and do silly stuff on occasion, there doesn't seem to be much to me at all... / Eh. What the hell...
/ PART 1 FINITO! http://cutewendy.com/go/64 |
| girly: #64 | (So that's it... she has no place to live...
/ Could it be... all this was about her wanting to freeload?)
/ This is a HAM! Ham is GOOD! / (No... I don't believe that.
/ Didn't she say something earlier... about her parents wanting her to do something?
/ I don't remember, but... I know it was important...)
/ There you go!
/ Mew Myew! / (I... I trust Winter.
/ I'll talk with her about this... in due time...)
/ Oh my!
/ Ahahahaha!
/ Myew. / Excuse me, miss?
/ I'm a detective on my biggest case, and you're holding one of my key assistants. I need his help now, if you would be so kind?
/ Oh! Of course, detective! / Right! There's the perpetrator! Catch and interrogate him!
/ Arf! / Nyeowww / Plop. / Arf! / Meow / Arf! / Meow / Arf! / Meow / Arf.
/ Meow
/ Uh... detective?
/ Shhh! / It's entrancing... the intrigue... the wordplay... the MIND GAMES... / It's almost... too much for the mind to COMPREHEND!! / AAAAAGH! / AAAAAAAAAAAA / AAAAAaaaaaaaaa / aaaaaaaaa.......... http://go-girly.com/go/64 |
| cutewendy: #65 | CuteWendy
/ Part 2: Kittens / Kittens... / fuzzy kittens... / cute, fuzzy, adorable kittens... / They Are No Match For...El Diablo! http://cutewendy.com/go/65 |
| girly: #65 | I wonder what detective Clampjaw is doing in town... he seemed a little stressed out...
/ Hmm... I shoulda paid attention to the news this morning...
/ It's nothing to worry about. / You're my sidekick, after all... I'll look out for you! / Sidekick, huh? I almost forgot about that... / So... What will our adventure be for today, "leader"?
/ Shff / Hmmm... / Hmmmmmm... / HMMMMMMMM! / ...and that will be our adventure!
/ Okay. http://go-girly.com/go/65 |
| cutewendy: #66 | El Diablo!
/ Master Of The Blade!
/ Feared by Men!
/ Loved by Women! / And in the morning, there's nothing he enjoys more than a nice bowl of frosted Licky Charms!
/ They're pragically delicious! / A man of strong conviction! A Man of morals!
/ A man with nothing to hide other than total sexual inadequacy! / Truly a man to be admired...
/ I collect pee! http://cutewendy.com/go/66 |
| girly: #66 | See you later, cat...
/ Do yourself a favor, and don't eat EVERYTHING people hand you...
/ ...Because you've become a real pudgy little...
/ Poke
/ Mew / ! / Poke
/ Mew /
/ Poke
/ Mew / Poke Mew Poke Mew Poke Mew Poke Mew Poke Mew Poke Mew Poke Mew / So, you made a new friend after all!
/ Shut up! http://go-girly.com/go/66 |
| cutewendy: #67 | El Diablo! A Man of few words!
/ Banjo!
/ Ampersand!
/ Lipblam! / A man of few telephones!
/ Too bad I don't have a phone...someone could be calling me. / But above all... / He has a firm stomach and tight buttocks!
/ Observe: http://cutewendy.com/go/67 |
| girly: #67 | Hey, Mister Police Guy! Get over here! / How did you know my name is "Mr. Policeguy"?
/ Never mind that... look at this... / I mapped out all of El Chupacabre's victims, and all his most recent ones are clustered right here... ...the area we're standing in now... / I see! So... we...
/ We wait right here, and we'll get him... simple as that! / Cool...
/ um.. / Nickel... when we finish this... do you want to... um.. go out for a coffee or something? /
/ Yeah, sure... / (YESSSS!)
/ Anyway, you should call for backup now... / Oh yeah... umm... my radio's in my car, and it's a block away. Uh.. maybe you should come with me..
/ HEY. / Do I really need to tell you again? I'm the most capable crime fighter you know, plain and simple.
/ I'll be FINE. / Now call your friends.
/ Yes, Ma'am
/ Good boy. / VWIP / El Chupacabre, I presume... / Hello!
/ Glint! / .... / Blush http://go-girly.com/go/67 |
| cutewendy: #68 | It was only a matter of time before Cutewendy and El Diablo crossed paths
/ ♪ Pop goes da weasel 'cause da weasel goes pop! ♪ / Greetings ladies! I am El Diablo! / You've really gotta get out of the habit of shooting everyone who introduces themselves to us, Wendy...
/ Look. Do I tell you how to live YOUR life? / ...And so ended the thrilling saga of El Diablo! http://cutewendy.com/go/68 |
| girly: #68 | ...And that's why reality teevee is so interesting... because it's so... like... REAL... ya know?
/ Being real helps me identify with it, 'cause I'M, like, real! / In fact, I wish I could be on one of those shows...
/ then people would find me interesting! / Why did this girl start talking to us, Girly?
/ It happens. I'll just shoot her into space now... / But I've seen you shoot thirty-four people into space. That's your answer to EVERYTHING!
/ Thirty-four?? How long have you been stalking me, anyway!?
/ AAANYWAY... we must do something about this girl... / ...... / Okay, cat... what should we do?
/ Meow
/ Oh, that's YOUR answer to everything! http://go-girly.com/go/68 |
| cutewendy: #69 | YAWN.
/ Ho Hum. / I wish SOMETHING interesting would happen...
/ Yeah. / YO YO YO!
/ I'm the Rappin' Nun, and I'm gonna lay me down some dipe rhymes in the name of God, yo! / I meant something BESIDES that... http://cutewendy.com/go/69 |
| girly: #69 | So she was like "OMG!" and I was like "WTF!" and we LOLed because it reminded us of our favorite webcomic, "OMGLOLWTF"!! / Unbelievable! She's been talking for forty-five minutes now!
/ Can I PLEASE shoot her into space now?? / Girly... For all we know, these people probably talk to you because they WANT you to shoot them into space...
/ Yeah, right... / ...and I think he's a great musician because he's so handsome! So, when are you going to shoot me into space?
/ Oh my GOODNESS! Did you hear that!? She really DOES want you to! / Well, since she WANTS it...
/ HOLD ON, Girly... / You shouldn't keep doing it. If you do, she'll expect it all the time!
/ Well, what SHOULD we do, then? / Thus...
/ If you don't mind... I am going to place this here! / Hi! I'm a dildo! / ... ... / So... like I was saying, the guys from that "Making the Band" show were so dreamy, and the show was such an eye-opener, 'cause it was like, they're more than just talented and hunky pop stars, but they're pop stars, but they're, also, like, real people... like me! I just find it so... / You know, Winter... That's YOUR answer to everything.
/ Yes, but my answers are always better! http://go-girly.com/go/69 |
| cutewendy: #70 | .... / Yeah! I'm Rappin' Nun Areola! I am a righteous soldier of light, and getting down! / Plus, under this gown, I'm really hot! / Daaaamn, you is fine! Shake that groove thang, Sista!
/ Woo!
/ Who keeps letting these people into my comic!? http://cutewendy.com/go/70 |
| girly: #70 | That you, Wilkins? It's Policeguy, and I have it on good authority that I'll be running into Chupacabre soon. I need backup... STAT.
/ ...EIGHT hotel tickets?
/ What? NO. BACKUP, Wilkins, I need BACKUP.
/ ......
/ EIGHT hotel tickets!?
/ Just put the chief on, Wilkins! / CHIEF... I'm calling for-
/ POLICEGUY... / NI...NICKEL!?
/ Mm... / You know, Policeguy... you can't win them all, that's just a fact of life, and I was bound to face this eventually...
/ ...so I'd best just accept it now, and move on... / I'm heading back home...
/ good luck catching... *sigh*... El Chupacabreee... <3 <3 <3 / But...
/ But our date... http://go-girly.com/go/70 |
| cutewendy: #71 | How To Draw Manga / 1) Draw really humongous eyes. / 2) Draw a tiny nose and mouth / 3) Draw the rest / 4) Now create anime-style dialogue
/ Wai! / Wasn't that Easy?? http://cutewendy.com/go/71 |
| girly: #71 | Did you notice that girl could only talk about what's on television?
/ Yep. / Social Commentary
/ Such a sad state our society is in, don't you think? People are so obsessed with entertainment that they can't even talk about their own lives anymore! My! / Yeah, well. I felt that way once... but you know...
/ The history books only talk about the interesting people.
/ How do we know the COMMON people in times before us didn't devote all their conversations to what they read in their smutty books, or the soap operas they listened to on the radio? / I believe humans always sucked. They just suck in different ways now. / So you don't think humans are devolving... that's actually pretty optimistic, Girly. / Hmm...
/ I guess it is. / SPLAT http://go-girly.com/go/71 |
| cutewendy: #72 | 'Scuse us, readers. Something just came to our attention. / Seems EVERY comic and humor site is contractually obligated to do at least one "Zero Wing" joke...
/ SO! Without further ado... / ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
/ YARRG! FOR GREAT JUSTICE! YARRG! / See ya next week...
/ Yup... http://cutewendy.com/go/72 |
| girly: #72 | *sigh* / There you are, lad!
/ *SIGH* / Just spent the last four hours talking to what appeared to be a key witness, whom I later learned was actually a stop sign. So I haven't gathered any... "information", per se, but I did happen upon a FEELING... a vibe... INTUITION, if you will... / Yes... I believe Chupacabre will be taken down SOON.
/ Hmmm...
/ ...... / OH!
/ I JUST REMEMBERED SOMETHING! / I need to give my niece a call... she's probably worried about me by now...
/ A good girl, she is. You should meet her someday, lad... I think you'd be right for her...
/ ...* / A bit too curious about my work, though... I fear she may decide to become a detective herself! If only she knew how perilous it could get...
/ Well, I'll call later. We'd best get back to work. / Whump / ..... / ! / VSSH / ........ http://go-girly.com/go/72 |
| cutewendy: #73 | Arrgh... Darn it... I HATE this time of the month!
/ *cramp cramp crampola* / Ah!
/ *trip* / *SPLOOSH* / Oh no! This is the "Spring of Drowned Man"! Now I'll turn into a man whenever I touch cold water! / ...
/ Saaaaay... http://cutewendy.com/go/73 |
| girly: #73 | Hmm.. / ...Kitten bumper pool... /
/ Mmmm.. / ...With a buttplug! /
/ Snrk. / WHOOOA! / WHAT!?! / You actually smiled! And giggled! I've never seen you smile like that before!
/ Oh... right. / Something neat happened! I won! I'm a WINNER!
/ Whatever... / You should do that more often...
/ Uh... what?
/ Come on!
/ You're a loon, Winter.
/ You're CUTE when you smile, Girly. / sh-SHUT UP!!
/ WHONG! / Tp Tp Tp / Hahaha... Oh my...
/ I said something stupid again! http://go-girly.com/go/73 |
| cutewendy: #74 | Hay! Notice anything different about me?
/ Wow... / All this time, you've been padding your bus--
/ *KONK*
/ WRONG. / I've become a victim of a random anime reference! You know how in Ranma 1/2, all these hot springs kept making people turn into various things when touching cold water? Well, I just fell into a spring that turns me into a MAN! / Geeze... Why are you so THRILLED about this!?
/ Because I was menstruating at the time! When I fell in the spring, all the cramps and the foul mood associated with it went away! / Do you realize what this means!? With just a few drops of water for a few days each month, I can get rid of the main drawback to being female! I'll live the perfect life! PERFECT, I tell you! / Hmm... I dunno, Wendy
/ Aww, c'mon! What could POSSIBLY go wrong? / DUN DUN DUNNNN! http://cutewendy.com/go/74 |
| girly: #74 | Honestly...
/ What on earth was THAT about?
/ Making such a big deal out of something like that... / So what if I smiled?
/ So what if I don't do it often? / So what if I just smiled for the first time in as long as I can remember...
/ ...all because of Winter? http://go-girly.com/go/74 |
| cutewendy: #75 | Well, it's been a few days...
/ And now, by applying hot water, I'm back to normal!
/ (Expository dialogue for those unfamiliar with "Ranma".) / Ahh... What a life. And the best thing is, there are no drawbacks to this! Yup! Not one single drawback whatsoever! / GREETINGS, DAME! I am a handsome and well-endowed knight, and I wish to partake in intercourse with thee!
/ VERILY! We shall! / THUS!
/ Ah!
/ Mm!
/ Oh, Mr. Knight!
/ (A bucket of water)
/ *SQUEAK JOSTLE* / Ah!
/ Ah! / *tip* / AAAAAGH! http://cutewendy.com/go/75 |
| girly: #75 | (Suddenly... I feel I need to go back to her... But I'm afraid to... I don't understand... Why do I feel this way?) / I...
/ I have to... / /
/ LAD!?
/ ...*
/ *Urgle urgle..* / Chupacabre... he didn't...??
/ He stopped when he realized I was a guy... / I know now that he's a force like no other. He can't be stopped.
/ I fear for the women in this town...
/ Also, I'm getting a haircut... / I can see you're in need of the keen sensual powers of El Chupacabre, the lover of women!
/ Just relax, as I work my magic, baybeh! / Uh... okay... / Ah... /
/ Winter... http://go-girly.com/go/75 |
| cutewendy: #76 | Well, I won't disturb you with the harrowing details of the event that made me decide to do this, but I'm off to search for a cure to my condition. / I don't know how long it'll take. Could be days... Could be YEARS...
/ You've got MAIL! / Dear Madams,
/ We hear at Tokuma Shoten wish to inform you that as of late, your recent references to our property "Ranma 1/2" have come dangerously close to crossing the line from parody to plagiarism... / Thus, we must ask that you cease and desist this storyline, or we will totally sue your as-
/ I'M CURED! http://cutewendy.com/go/76 |
| girly: #76 | Sigh. / (Did I almost just...?
/ What's going on? Who IS this guy?) / I've know about this man for a while. He means well... but he's kind of... stupid.
/ I didn't want to get involved. I thought I could keep you away from him... but I failed... / I'm sorry Girly...
/ I'm not a very good leader... / Madam, there is no need for jealousy...
/ *Tfff!*
/ There is enough Chupacabre to go around! / Yes, I can see that you need me...
/ Just relax, and- / MY!
/ *WHANG!*
/ You're an aggressive one! / *Kyuuu*
/ ! / (Whatever he's doing, she's not immune to it...
/ She... she's struggling to hang on... and she's doing it for me... http://go-girly.com/go/76 |
| cutewendy: #77 | When a comic panders, it's a cheap and unfair way to get more readers! / Don't you agree, sidekick? / Sigh / The punchline to this comic is WAY too obvious, Wendy...
/ Let's not go through with it. / Hmm... You're right.
/ I think the artist has hit a slump...
/ So let's forget about telling jokes for a while and just do random stuff
/ Sounds like fun. / A WORD FROM MR. HAND:
/ I AM ANGRY! I CLENCH MY HEAD IN ANGER! http://cutewendy.com/go/77 |
| girly: #77 | All right now..... cool off!!
/ FSSHHHHHHHHHHT / That'll put a stop to anyone of the male persuasion...
/ Even YOU, Chupacabre. / Sorry I had to do that. I can see you're really confused....
/ My... you've never been rejected by a girl in your life, have you?
/ Re-reee...jeeec...teed? / Duuuuuuuuuuh...
/ That's what I thought... It's no wonder you don't know how to act in this situation... or what you've been doing... / meow / So...
/ What I've been doing WAS wrong, wasn't it? /
/ No, Chupacabre
/ You've been doing the right thing... / But you've been doing it in entirely the wrong way!!! http://go-girly.com/go/77 |
| cutewendy: #78 | ARTISTS! DON'T YA JUST HATE THAT!? / IDEA!
/ Say, what a nice idea for a comic!
/ People will really like this! / But before I draw it, I'll eat dinner. Mmm... Crappy microwave hamburgers. DEE-licious.
/ What's up, doc? / LATER
/ Okay! Time to draw my great idea!
/ Let's see... How did it go? / ........
/ Um...
/ Uh... / AAAARGH!
/ As y'all may have guessed, I had a good idea for today's comic, but this happened, so I drew this darned thing instead. http://cutewendy.com/go/78 |
| girly: #78 | Sex-u-ali-tyyyy...
/ It's considered so evil and shameful in our modern, shielded, puritanical, provincial, uppity, and elitist society! So many people these days think it's best to keep it contained... / Whereas SOME of us choose NOT to deny our human nature! HOWEVER... / It CAN be evil and shameful...
/ *Toik!*
/ Ow.
/ If it's done HAPHAZARDLY! / .... / It means you do it without putting any THOUGHT into it...
/ DICTIONARY / I know the girls seem happy, content, and refreshed when you leave them behind... and sometimes, they stay that way... SOMETIMES... / ...but it can also be followed by guilt...
/ I'm sorry... Captain Fist...
/ (June...) / ...and resentment...
/ *annoyed squiggle* / But... Chupacabre LOVES the ladies! I never wanted to HURT them!
/ Well, you know, Chupa... you CAN use your abilities without hurting anyone in the process.
/ It's simple. All you have to do is... / PAY ATTENTION!!! / You have to try looking around... see what's going ON before you do your work...
/ All women you come across... some of them need you, and some of them don't... / It's simply a matter of finding the right girl... ...one who really needs you in her life. / / *Niko* http://go-girly.com/go/78 |
| cutewendy: #79 | yeargh. http://cutewendy.com/go/79 |
| girly: #79 | He's never ATTACKED any women...
/ He's just always had an effect on them that makes him IRRESISTABLE
/ ...and after so many years of that... he just came to believe that's what he was meant to do... / Think he knows better now?
/ He'll be fine. Finally being told "no" gave him a lot to think about... / My, that was surprisingly difficult! He really made me wet! Ha ha ha ha ha!
/ Wi-WINTER. GEEZE!! / / But you DID resist him... / Thanks to you, Girly.
/ Huh? Me? / I wouldn't have made it...
/ If I didn't have a sidekick to protect. / / /
/ *Tf..* / Time to head back home, Girly? / Otra.
/ Huh? "Otra"? / That's my NAME.
/ OTRA. / / /
/ Winter and Otra. / ♪♪♪ http://go-girly.com/go/79 |
| cutewendy: #80 | (no dialogue) http://cutewendy.com/go/80 |
| girly: #80 | ("You're my sidekick, and I'll always look out for you..." / Winter...
/ No one's ever cared for me like this before...
/ ...but, she's so hard to figure out...
/ ...what AM I to Winter?
/ What does it mean to be her "sidekick"?
/ ...Am I REALLY nothing more than...) / (....) / (Wh-why do I care so much about this!?) / Something on your mind, Otra?
/ GAH!
/ N-NO! Go to sleep! / Hehe... Okay... / / (...and why do I feel so funny just by looking at her?) / (When that man came on to me...
/ ...suddenly... she was all I could think of...
/ this... this is....) / This is love. I love her. / ZZZZZzzzz....
/ ..... / Good night! http://go-girly.com/go/80 |
| cutewendy: #81 | Today is "Help Others Day," the day for helping others! / Therefore I must go and find someone to help, so that I may live up to the spirit of "Help Others Day" by helping someone! / Ahhhh! I am in need of help!
/ Hark! That sounds like the voice of someone in need of help! Therefore I shall go and help him! / ARRGH! I'm trying to eat this banana, and it defies me!
/ Damn this banana! / A banana crisis! My specialty! / TO BE CONTINUED! http://cutewendy.com/go/81 |
| girly: #81 | INTERLUDE morning for Chupacabre
/ [[Girl on Bench is sitting on a park bench]]
/ Chupacabre: That girl looks lonely!
/ Chupacabre: Like she needs someone! / [[Chupacabre is revealed to be hiding in the bushes]]
/ Chupacabre: Surely she needs a bit of the Chupacabre! / < http://go-girly.com/go/81 |
| cutewendy: #82 | Creetings! It is "Help Others Day," and I overheard you needed help, so I am here to help you!
/ It all started three weeks ago... / One day, I made a startling realization...
/ Gasp!
/ I just realize something startlingly! / I know a guy named "Banana", you I have never eaten a banana!
/ I must solve this problem, and regain my honor! / GOODBYE, MY FRIENDS! I am off on a quest to regain my honor!
/ Is somebody talking to me? / ...and so I have spent many nights trying to eat this banana, but a thick shell, probably forged by some kind of god, is preventing me from succeeding! / Thousands have died needlessly! / Hmm... I see. Don't worry. I know exactly what to do!
/ TO BE CONTINUED! http://cutewendy.com/go/82 |
| girly: #82 | INTERLUDE
/ the next town over... / SURRENDER NOW, Captain Fist!
/ I have the mayor's daughter as my hostage!
/ Help!
/ I think it would be in your best interests to GIVE ME CONTROL OF THE CITY! / You're a coward, ASSMASTER!
/ This is between you and me! Let the girl go! / You're a FOOL if you think I'm letting ANYONE go! I'm not going to bend over! I'm standing firm!
/ The city of Cheapgag will be MINE! / You're WRONG, Assmaster!
/ I've been in tight spots before, and my fist has always squeezed through... somehow!
/ You WILL bend over and take my justice! / snort snicker snicker snerk heh heehee ha ha ha
/ What? WHAT?? http://go-girly.com/go/82 |
| cutewendy: #83 | You want me to do WHAT?
/ Show that man how to eat a banana. / Wendy, why do the favors you ask of me ALWAYS involve sticking some kind of phallic object into my mouth?
/ Just SHOW him, okay? / He'll never be at peace until he learns!
/ Learns what?
/ All right, I'll do it... But you OWE me... / Right. How to eat a banana:
/ First, you-- / (scene missing) / There, now do you understand?
/ I feel so enlightened! I'll never harm another person again!
/ Later, Chappy hurt someone. http://cutewendy.com/go/83 |
| girly: #83 | INTERLUDE
/ one haircut later... / There you are, lad!
/ I hardly recognized you... / It seems... that no one has seen hide nor hair of Chupacabre since you ran into him...
/ No reports all night... And those were his peak hours...
/ You know what this means... / He must have moved on... to another city...
/ My work here is done! / But you didn't DO any work...
/ So long, lad!
/ Perhaps our paths will cross again someday! / Detective Clampjaw's gone... /
/ Detective Clampjaw's gone!
/ All RIGHT! / I forgot my hat. / You're WEARING your hat...
/ Oh... So I am.... Then, I'm off! / Detective Clampjaw's go-
/ I forgot my pipe... / You're SMOKING your pipe!!
/ Oh... Yes, yes, I see. Very good then, I'm off! /
/ Detective Clamp-
/ You know, lad...
/ Maybe there's a REASON I keep leaving these items behind...
/ I'm always wandering from city to city, chasing villains like Chupacabre... / But, there's something... SPECIAL about Cute-town!
/ It's as if the town is... calling to me... telling me it's time to give up the chase...
/ Yes... I think it's time to settle down... and make Cute-town my HOME! / Vrmmmm
/ Latvia http://go-girly.com/go/83 |
| cutewendy: #84 | Wait'll I tell the others about this!
/ G'bye, spikey-haired guy!
/ Thanks for the random guest appearance! / Well, we helped someone on "Helping Others Day." What should we do now?
/ Let's work on ending world hunger! / Great idea! / And so, the girls went off to have sex. / But... Our story does not end here! / Hey, Exoth! You wouldn't believe what just happened! I just took part in some other comic with vertically-arranged panels and it was all freaky and stuff!
/ Yes, yes, yes, that's very interesting. Want to go help me end world hunger? / THE END. http://cutewendy.com/go/84 |
| girly: #84 | [[Close-up of Otra sleeping]]
/ < http://go-girly.com/go/84 |
| cutewendy: #85 | Hello, readers. Josh has been kinda sickly lately, and he has a bunch of comic deadlines on top of that, so... / to take over for Josh today, we present...SHIRT GUY FLOM!
/ Hey hey! / BKAM / BKAM BKAM BKAM / BKAM BKAM BKAM / BKAM BKAM BKAM / BKAM BKAM BKAM / BKAM :click: :click: / KLIKLIK k-chak / BKAM BKAM BKAM / BKAM BKAM BKAM
/ Ummm...how long are we going to let this go on?
/ Until we get tired of watching it, I suppose...
/ Who ARE you, by the way? http://cutewendy.com/go/85 |
| girly: #85 | CHAPTER IV
/ [[Otra walks into the kitchen where Winter is cooking, wearing a large chefs hat]]
/ Well! Good morning, sleepyhead!
/ Hey Winter... the cat followed us home...
/ Yes, he did! I'm cooking some bacon for him! / [[Close-up of Otra's face, she has a concerned look on her face]]
/ Bacon?? Are you sure that cat should be eating...
/ Uh... / [[Otra is seen looking at Winters panties]]
/ ......
/ Oh, he'll be fine!
/ You worry too much, Otra... / [[Close-up of Winters panties]]
/ So... do you want to help? / [[Full shot of Otra staring at Winters panties]]
/ Otra?
/ Want to help me make some bacon?
/ Yes. / [[Otra slapping her head in sudden realization of what she's doing]]
/ I mean...
/ Yeah, sure. http://go-girly.com/go/85 |
| cutewendy: #86 | CUTEwendy
/ Now with more violence! / HYAH!
/ *FWAP* / Ouch! What do you do?? / HYAH!
/ *FWAP* / Ouch! What do you do?? / LATER THAT DAY!
/ GRR!
/ HYAH!
/ *wiff wiff wiff*
/ *VOOSH* / I wanted you to meey Alyssa!
/ Now you have the look of a hero! http://cutewendy.com/go/86 |
| girly: #86 | ♪ Pasta, pasta, primavera... ♪
/ ♪ Rigatoni, Ravioli... ♪ / Ah.. batter.. there's just something about it... / *Slp* / ...... / (She's so hard to figure out...
/ She's so eccentric... you don't really know what she's really thinking...
/ ...but I guess that's what I like about her...
/ still... I know how I feel...) / (and before the end of the day, I want to know how SHE feels.) / What are you thinking about?
/ GYAAAH! / *FSSSSSSSssssssttttt*
/ OW OW OW!
/ OH! / *Whump* / / O-oh my... haha... / *b- bump* / Um... Otra? Did you hear me? What are you thinking of? / Nothing. http://go-girly.com/go/86 |
| cutewendy: #87 | With all the violence and school shootings and stuff that's been going on lately, it's horrible for the artist to devote a week of comics to violent acts... / ...without even learning to draw a decent gun! I mean, really... What the hell is this!? / SUDDENLY, A MADMAN DRIVING A TANK ENTERS THE SCENE!
/ I AM MAD AND DRIVING A TANK! BOOM! BAM! BOOM! / THUS, THE PRESIDENT DISPACHED FIGHTER JETS!
/ NYEOW! NYEOWW!
/ .... http://cutewendy.com/go/87 |
| girly: #87 | What IS it with me today...? / Dreaming about her is one thing... that's all beyond my control...
/ ...but now I'm actively fantasizing... and GAWKING... it's so unlike me!
/ It's like... / Suddenly, I'm noticing so many things about her... / Um... hey, cat...
/ I have some bacon for... / You STILL can't get up !!?
/ Meowww http://go-girly.com/go/87 |
| cutewendy: #88 | Well, this series has certainly shown me how stupid violence can be. Well, no more! It's time for me to make a change! / One change later...
/ Check it out, Sidekick! I've just changed! I am now Gerardo! / Yep! My only addiction has to do with the female species! I eat 'em raw like sushi! / But then, contrary to popular belief among westerners, not all sushi is raw...only the kinds that involve fish of shellfish. Some sushi contains cooked cephalopods, or no meat at all... / That reminds me. You owe me ten dollars. Pay or die!
/ (still violent)
/ Well...it's the price you pay for being a jigolo! / Cutewendy...
/ Where the men are men and the women are gigolos http://cutewendy.com/go/88 |
| girly: #88 | Tch... I swear... this cat...
/ You know, Winter... he was perfectly content wandering and foraging around the city... then we had to go and be NICE to him... / You know he woke me up by fondling my chest? The little freak.
/ Awww... he was pawing you? hehe... / All cats do that thing with the paws, Otra.. it's just one of their peculiar kitty habits... / Oh... Well, had I known that, I wouldn't have booted him...
/ Yes... he's a nice little kitty... aren't ya? / *Whump* / PPPRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrr.... / AHAHAHAHAHA! http://go-girly.com/go/88 |
| cutewendy: #89 | CUTELESNICK / .... / ........ / .............. / ARRRRGH...
/ *BONK BONK BONK*
/ TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES http://cutewendy.com/go/89 |
| girly: #89 | So, is that really your only dress, Winter?
/ Well...yes.
/ C'mon...I think I know what we're going to be doing today. / Huh? Shopping? But...
/ It's on me...Don't worry.
/ But...You're MY sidekick...
/ Yeah, yeah...I'm the sidekick...The sidekick with money.
/ Ohhh...Yes...Shopping requires money... / Say! How do you have all this money? I've never seen you work...
/ I've tried the "working" thing before. / Well! I see you're fresh out of college! Ooo...Stinford...Very nice university...
/ Majored in Sociology...A 4.0 GPA! These are excellent credentials!
/ However, the job market is terrible now, so we can only get you a job at McDonald's
/ "I'm lovin' it!" Ha ha ha! Like in the commercials! / Welcome to your new job.
/ I know I'm seven years younger than you, but I'm your manager and you must follow my every command! You can count on getting yelled at for every little mistake you make from now on...including the ones that are beyond your control! / And lose the eye ring! What kind of operation do you think we're running?
/ Yew tell 'er Boss! Hyuck hyuck! / Excuse me... I ordered a Sprite, and you gave me a Mr. Pibb.
/ What kind of joint are you running here?? / What... Indeed... What kind?? How dare you do this to me!! What kind of society are we living in where minimum-wage employees can't cater to our whims flawlessly!?
/ Why? Why!? I demand to see a manager! I demand a refund! I'm going to have this place shut down!! / AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA / *KBOOOM* / You made a customer's head explode! You're fired! / So, I stopped working...
/ Here... Try this on... http://go-girly.com/go/89 |
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