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cutewendy: #120	We'll create clones of the human! EVIL clones! And we'll beam them back down to the planet to create HAVOC! / We'll have them do awful, unthinkable things, such as kicking puppies and attacking members of royalty with pine cones! / And this Earth girl will get all the blame! No one will suspect us, the aliens! No one on that planet even knows we exist! We can cause as much chaos as we want without any repercussions! The plan is flawless, and could be employed right away IF we had cloning technology! / You are SUCH an idiot... / THOOOOOM / What th--? / AHHHHHH! http://cutewendy.com/go/120
girly: #120	All right kitty... that's enough from you tonight! / wmp / Wriggle Wriggle uyu wriggle / .... / You're getting a time out! You little scamp... / Um... Winter... I'm just wondering... what if... you know... / What if that WASN'T the cat just now? / / Oh, OTRA! Hahahahaha / Vwip Vwip / WELL, l-let's head home, shall we? / I never thought you had a bashful side... / Yes, it sure is a lovely night... / / Otra? / tp tp Tp Tp TP TP TP / SHOOF http://go-girly.com/go/120
cutewendy: #121	Oh my god! We're being attacked by ALIENS! / We have detected an Earth female prescense that intrigues us... You have two choices: Turn it over, or perish violently. / OH GEEZE!! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO!> / Should we turn it over, or perish violently! / For god's sake, we gotta turn the human over! Use the teleporter! / But we don't have a teleporter... / No teleporter!? What kind of lame Sci-fi characters ARE we? / Are they gonna experiment on me or not? http://cutewendy.com/go/121
girly: #121	Shff Shff Shff / / / / la la la la la la la / la la la la la la la! / Yaaay! / Yaaay! / Wheeeeee! / Wheeeeee! / Raar! / Pop Pop Pop / By the way, Winter... / I love ya too... / Ehehe... I... I gathered... / plip! / Hmm... it's raining again... http://go-girly.com/go/121
cutewendy: #122	Umm... Mr. Alien Sir? We kind of don't have a way to send the human at the moment... / ...so if you could just-- / You have ONE minute. Then DEATH. / ... / ... / What a way to go... Trapped in a ship with an idiot... / HEY! We can't give up yet! We can still... Um... Uh... / THIRTY SECONDS / Gyeep. / And the tragedy is... / I'm gonna die a VIRGIN. / AHEM! / TEN / NINE / EIGHT... http://cutewendy.com/go/122
girly: #122	I wasn't dreaming! / It wasn't a dream! / It wasn't a dream! / I can't believe I did that... / After everything that's happened... After what she just said... I couldn't stop myself. / It's funny, really... / Thinking back, she wasn't THAT hard to figure out after all... / She and I are a lot alike... / Not the best at dealing with people... / Not the best at expressing how we feel... / Feeling empty, because our lives were missing something / She needed me, and I needed her. / And now that we're together, our lives truly have begun. / girly, part 1 - the end http://go-girly.com/go/122
cutewendy: #123	SIX / FIVE / ♪ Oh... I'm all alone in here... All alone and naked. ♪ And innocent. I'm so innocent and naked. Yep. not to mention vulnerable. ♪ / ...Gee... I sure hope they don't try to take advantage of my naked vulnerability! ♪ That would be sooo bad. ♪ I can only imagine the bizarre alien acts they'd do to me... ♪ / All... that would be so TERRIBLE. I'm so sca-- / LOOK!! I'm not as dumb as my associate! I know what you're getting at, and I'm simply NOT INTERESTED!! / Why not!? / Look, it's nothing personal, but you're a different SPECIES than I. WHY would I be attracted to you? And why are you attracted to ME, for that matter? / ...and how could we be saying all this in only five seconds? / You think too much... http://cutewendy.com/go/123
girly: #123	Sooo... / This is Cute-town... / Spiffy... / / Totally rad to the max. http://go-girly.com/go/123
cutewendy: #124	THREE / I think too much!? / What makes you think I think too much!? I don't think too much! / You DO. You're one of those types who sits around THINKING when you shoud be DOING. / Okay, so I think a lot, but it's not as if I have a CHOICE. Being a sci-fi character is DANGEROUS work, and I HAVE to keep my wits about me. Furthermore, my comerade is a MORON who NEVER thinks, meaning I have to think for TWO. Besides, why is it BAD to think things through? I just don't see... / .... / / / / / ...and then she jumped on me and kissed me, so I hit her with this brick... / Where did you get that brick? / TWO http://cutewendy.com/go/124
girly: #124	-INTERLUDE- / brothers / EL MARIACHO! I have HORRIBLE distressing news! / What is it, EL LAMBEDA!? / While visiting Cute-town, our brother, EL CHUPACABRE, has been... / DEEFEEATEEEEEED!!!! / Oh NO! / I know! Let's get REVENGE! / YES! Good idea, brother! / Look out CUTE-TOWN! / You have incurred the wrath of LOS HERMANOS GRANDE DEL REY RIOS DIOS POR BONITO! http://go-girly.com/go/124

cutewendy: #125	ONE. / Look... Isn't there ANY ay to get rid of this Earthling? / ...because it is REALLY getting on my nerves! / Sorry, but we simply don't have the technology to teleport it. / Well... How did we get it on BOARD then? / We used the teleporter. / ... / ... Say... / Hello... Alien sirs? We're having the Earthling beamed to you right now. / Excellent. We were just about to count to zero. / uhn.. / Huh? / Where am I? / Is this another alien ship? http://cutewendy.com/go/125
girly: #125	CHAPTER V / Shff / Mm / zZZZZz / <3 / Ker-LEAP! / Tmp / Wgg Wgg / Jig Jig / Wiggle / / Uh... / What the heck am I doing? / .... / Shrug / Shimmy Shimmy http://go-girly.com/go/125
cutewendy: #126	Sigh / Well... Thus far, this whole alien experience has been REALLY disappointing. / SAY... We've captured a rather NICE Earth female... / A fine, SCRUMPTIOUS Earth female! Eheheheh! / / WHOO HOO! / THUS! / That was the best alien orgy EVER! / So... Where are we going? / Back to Earth! / Huh? Why? / 'Cause that's where we live! / GASPOLA! http://cutewendy.com/go/126
girly: #126	I don't think I've ever woken up in a good mood before... / She's made me experience so many things for the first time... / zzz / / ...she really is beautiful... / zZzz / Vmp / zzzz http://go-girly.com/go/126
cutewendy: #127	...and all the other aliens were actually androids! / clank clank / Ge-geeze... / DUDE... How on Earth DID you come across this huge spaceship and a bunch of alien androids!? / It's a long story. A long, sexy, HEART-WRENCHING story... / LET'S PARTY! / YEAH! / ROCK the CASBAH! http://cutewendy.com/go/127
girly: #127	shff / tmp.. / Otra? / Shaaaaaa... / Hmm... She's in the shower. She could probably use my help... / ...but on the other hand, I'd like to make another omelette! / Thus! / Byii / / Omelette! / Shaaaaaaa / la dee do... la la... mm... / ...... / fwip! / Best of three! http://go-girly.com/go/127
cutewendy: #128	END PART 2 http://cutewendy.com/go/128
girly: #128	sigh.. / I can't believe I flipped "heads" twenty times in a row... / Quarter... why must you keep me from my Otra? / 'Cause you make the best omelettes EVER, behbeh! / Oh my... / I suppose I can't argue with THAT. / VSSP / Watcha doin', Winter? / Making breakfast again? / Uh-huh... / I'm improving my recipe... / Look! This omelette speaks german! / Das ministerium erwartet sich so mehr flexibilitÃ¤t. Rauch-kallat betonte dazu in der "zib", sie denke, dass lÃ¤ander und sozialversicherungsanstalten mehr gestaltungsspielraum bekommen. / In der Ã¶ffentlichkeit hat sich Rauch-kallat Ã¼ber ihre reformplÃ¤ne bisher bedeckt gezeigt. Laut "Kurier" Stellten aber diese woche beamte des ministeriums vertretern von bund, lÃ¤ndern und sozialversicherung gesetzesentÃ¼rfe zu den strukturplÃ¤nen vor! / Die agenturen sollen die versorgung durch spitÃ¤ler und arztpraxen koordinieren!! http://go-girly.com/go/128
cutewendy: #129	Part 3: Soliciting Sex for fun and Profit / So I was walking down the street, wearing halter top and miniskirt and this total babe drives by. And ya know, I was feeling a little antsy. So i lean over to his window and ask, "Wanna have fun?" just for the hell of it. / And get this: He actually stopped for me! we drove to his place, and soon we were like, "uhh! uhh!" I totally banged him like a gong-- if you get my drift. Then I couldn't believe what happened next! / He got out his wallet and started paying me! I was like "what is this for?" And he was like "isn't this why you did all this?" and I didn't know what to say so I was just like "oh... sure..." He totally paid me for screwing him! I didn't know people did that! / It was so fun! so I went around and did it some more, and dude! look how much money I made! And in one day!! / Its a lotta fun! You oughta try it! / tap tap / You really oughta! / ........ / Ahhhhh! Help me, sidekick! This policewoman is arresting me for some reason! / All right, all right. I'll bring bail. Just give me a day to earn it... http://cutewendy.com/go/129
girly: #129	Here, Otra... Open wide! / Uh... okay... / Aaaa / Mm... I dunno, Winter... It's always annoying to see couples doing this... / That's why we do it in the comfort of our own home! / Okay, then... I'll give it a try... / ...Though I really don't see what's so appealing about... / Aaah... / Mmm... / mm... http://go-girly.com/go/129

cutewendy: #130	Xerox! Open up! We need to have sex! / Uhhh...sure. / Gee, I didn't think you were still interested in m- / It'll cost ya a hundred bucks. / ...Uh...?? / See, my friend got sent to jail for some reason, and I need bail money for her, so it seemed only natural that I earn it by selling my body... / Well, okay...but you should know I would gladly just loan you the... / Less talk. More hoo-ha. http://cutewendy.com/go/130
girly: #130	Meow / Meow / Meow / Meow / Meow / Meow / Meow / scrtch scrtch / Oh, no! / We didn't let the cat in with us! / He was out in the rain all night! / I'm sorry, cat, I wasn't thinkiyyyYAAAUGH!! / tch tch tch / / tch. / SQUIIIIISSH / There you go! http://go-girly.com/go/130
cutewendy: #131	Wendy! I got your bail money! I had to sleep with a lot of guys to get it...but I got it! / Cool! / So...who should I give this to? The jail official or...? / ... / Is there a reason you're not in jail? / y' didn't know? / The court declared this whole prostitution arc to be retarded and ruled that it be abandoned. In the process, they let me go! / Well...that's just peachy! What'll we do with this money then? / Buy more sex! / ~~HOORAY~~ / ACME Whore House http://cutewendy.com/go/131
girly: #131	Well, here I am... / Hee hee... / Knock knock / G'mornin'! / Whut kinah dewyehfer, missy? / Uh... / D-do you live here!? / Ah dew... Me'n mah wife... / Moo. / ...And mah cow... Mah wife's over there.... / point! / Hi, darlin'! Love ya! / THAT'S your wife!? / She's mah wife... AND mah sister / ...lives here too. She's upstairs... / Right. Whatever. Look... How long have you lived here?? / Ah reckon we been here a year, since we done migrated... From New York city. / Why? What'sit 'tooyuh, missy? / I ask because... / The fate of the world is at stake! http://go-girly.com/go/131
cutewendy: #132	Meanwhile, in a different part of town... / Banner ads don't work. / Y'know, a lot of people say that. But none of you seem to realize there's more to ads than clickthr- / THEY DON'T WORK. / Let's change the subject. / I feel like gambling! How about you? / Gambling? / Sounds like fun! / But wait... we do not live near Vegas or Atlantic City... / Thus we cannot gamble... / Not true. / We can go to this website Casino On-net! / There you can gamble online, and so it almost anywhere! / FASCINATING! How did you hear about this place? / You kidding? / That site shows up everywhere! / There's barely a place on the net you can go without seeing one of their... / ...banners. http://cutewendy.com/go/132
girly: #132	Ethel, these waffles are goldurn tasty as a cat in a hammock! / Why, thank yew, darlin'! / By th' way, missy / How long're'ya gunnabe stayin' here? / This is a delicate operation. Interpol is depending on me. / I have to make sure this area is utterly secure before I can go anyhere... So, I... / / GYAAAAA! / Who are you? / This here's mah sister, Golfball. / Golfball, this here missy's a guv'ment employee. She's here t' protect us! / I don't like her. / Now, now, Golfball. Don't be like that. Let's all enjoy us a nice breakfast tugeth'r! / munch munch munch.. / munch... / ...... http://go-girly.com/go/132
cutewendy: #133	Ahh...I've never had so much sex in my life! / Woulda been nice to have saved some money for food and stuff though. / We're broke again... / fling / Don't worry! I'll think of a way to get more money! one that's kooky and wacky! / Does it have to be kooky and wacky? / Well...everything we do needs to be wacky... / Why? / ........ http://cutewendy.com/go/133
I AM FROM THE FUTURE!	Hmmm... / There has to be something... / WHAT ARE YOU DOING? / GUH! / L-look... It's just like I told your brother... / I'm a government agent... under orders to track down a fugitive who- / You're lying. / Uhh... / / Fine. I'll level with you. / I come from... / The FUTURE. / In the year 3000, humanity somehow manages to continue its existance. However, it is becoming more and more threatened by the lagomorphic soldiers, giant mutants, and talking cars that have waged war on it. / Humanity's domination of earth long since vanquished, its entire existance is now in danger. / honk honk! kill! honk honk! / In a final act of desperation, earth's top scientists decided to look into the alteration of time to prevent their bleak future from happening. / After years of study, they were able to pinpoint the period of time that included the initiation of events that lead to the descent of humanity / They also discovered the identity of the person primarily responsible... / It was a woman... from CUTE-TOWN! / I am from a race of humans genetically modified to be elite soldiers. Chosen unanimously to be the top of my breed, I was sent back to your time... / Good luck! / ...and as you can see, my search for the girl from Cute-Town has led me here. I'm sorry for the deception, but I'm sure you can see the need for my cover story, right? / .... / You're a bad person. / You should leave our house. / But... http://go-girly.com/go/133
cutewendy: #134	knock knock / click Yes? / Oh... It's BOTH of you! / Wow... I've never been in a threesome before. I'll go get my wallet. / That's not why we're here. / Why do we always gotta be so wacky? / Um... Huh? / Seriously! It seems like our lives have been based around odd and goofy circumstances, and punchlines come up often... / Really... What's up with that? / Umm... What makes you think I would know? / Aren't you, like, the spokesman for this whole deal? / Actually... I'm more of an errand boy... / Then take us to your bosses! / We're getting to the bottom of this... http://cutewendy.com/go/134
girly: #134	Missy, what be this ah hear about you-un bein' crazier than a bat in a Pepsi can? / It's true. She is. / Guys, LOOK! / There's no need for you to worry, okay? / I'm only interested in the people who lived here BEFORE you! / Oh... well, have a look at that, then. / That-un piccher wuz there when we moved in... / ! / / Tk / .... / Thank you. I will be taking this... / ...Now, I am afraid that in order to preserve the security of my mission... / I must KILL you all!!! / ...with GREAT FRUIT FLAVOR! / David McGuireâ„¢ / Sweetened Cereal / Now with TACO! / This great fruit flavor is BLOWIN' MAH MIND! / And it's PART OF A COMPLETE BREAKFAST! http://go-girly.com/go/134

cutewendy: #135	Hey Boss... These girls have a question for you... / Yo! / Er... / HUGH DICKINTHEASS / Company Manager Type / Don't you remember what happened last time they were here? / Aww... Don't worry about that! / I feel really bad about burning down the building last time, and solemnly swear I will never do it again! Promise! No more burning buildings! Ever! / two seconds later... / WENDY INCORPORATED / Well... I think we all saw THIS coming a mile away. Also, we forgot to ask about why we always have to be wacky... / HAW HAW! Look at it burn! --We forgot what now? / sigh http://cutewendy.com/go/135
girly: #135	You must be hungry, cat. / You're in luck. Winter made some extra omelette just for you... / Essen sie mich! / Tk.. / Myew myew... / / Meow meow meow / Poing poing / Meow meow meowVssh Vssh / He seems to be enjoying it. / Meowwwwwww / Oh, Otraaaa... <3 <3 <3 / Yes, Winter? / ! / munch chomp gorge http://go-girly.com/go/135
cutewendy: #136	Y'know, I've noticed lately all our storylines have been going nowhere and ending abruptly. / SUDDENLY! / Goodness! Aliens are invading the town! / Oh no! / two hours later / It's good that those aliens are gone! / I concur! / ..... / What were we talking about? / I forgot. http://cutewendy.com/go/136
girly: #136	I must say, I love my new clothes! / What do you think? / ...... / ...Ummm, Otra? / Y...you're so CUTE. / All right, Winter... / Today, you and I are going on a DATE! / My! You seem fired up today! / Welll... it's just that this will be our first date... is all... / But we've been on dates before... / Walks in the park... eating lunch together... frolicking in the- / Yeah, but... I mean... it's our first date as... you know... a couple. / We've ALWAYS been a couple! You've been my sidekick since you met me! / Oh, knock it off, Winter. You KNOW what I mean. / It's just that TECHNICALLY, we... / It's our first date, and that is that! / But- / ROAR! http://go-girly.com/go/136
cutewendy: #137	ELSEWHERE... / All right everyone... Move along! / Everyone will burn in eternal hellfire. / Here, what's this? Do you have a mellow pastor's license? / I need no license for I am one with God. You will burn in hell. / SHOVE OFF! / And what are YOU doing? / Just feeding my baby, officer... / Well, stop it! There are places for that, you know! / Like THAT place! / Breast-feeding Land / Home of the Whopper / And you? What's all this? ...Are you murdering someone...? / Um... Yes. / Is it Usher? / As a matter of fact, it IS Usher... / Carry on then... / Help me! http://cutewendy.com/go/137
girly: #137	Phew...I still feel a little sleepy. / What kind of tea do you like, Winter? / Oolong! / Oolong it is... / CLK. / TK. / ? / Poing! / So... Winter, I wasn't going to say anything, but... is it just me, or has your hair grown a lot in the past few days? / Hahaha... It does that sometimes. / What do you think about stopping by the salon during our date? / I've never been to one of those before! / You'll like it. I'll go ahead and... / FOOM / M... Meow. / What the hell!? http://go-girly.com/go/137
cutewendy: #138	I'm bored. Want to go to Breastfeeding Land? / We can't afford it. We're broke, remember? / Oh yeah. / Know what we should do? We should start a car wash business and like, wash cars while in bikinis! Y'know... like in that movie. Whatsit called? / Bikini Car Wash? / Yeah! / I have a BETTER idea! / THUS! / Welcome to the Naked Carwash! / Need a hot wax? / I got to draw naked girls! / YIPPEE! / Hooray for Josh! / Hooray for Josh! http://cutewendy.com/go/138
girly: #138	Uh... anyway... / Fweeee / This is going to be a great day, Winter... / I want to do... EVERYTHING! / We'll catch a movie. I think the local Indie Theatre is having a Peter Jackson marathon soon.. / Pwuuuaa / And we'll go out to lunch... / a REAL lunch... at a restaurant! / And if we have any energy left... we can... uh... / Shff.. / There's an 80's dance club I've been... uh... meaning... to check out... / uh... / Nip nip / KYuuu.. / UHhhhrrrr / THAM! / FWAP / byu / ........ http://go-girly.com/go/138
cutewendy: #139	Time for some early mornin' tee-vee... / click / Prick Jr. presents / Fluffy Teddy and Friends! / Hi friends! / Hi Teddy! What are we doing today? / We're spreading LOVE! / Yes... Love! And happiness... through community service, social work, and cocksucking! / ...except we probably won't bother with the community service and social work... / ...and that whole thing about spreading love and happiness will probably be skipped over too... / ...basically, I just one someone to suck my cock... / We GATHERED, Teddy. http://cutewendy.com/go/139
girly: #139	Excuse me, Miss? / We are BROTHERS! / We are looking for information on the one responsible for running our younger brother out of town! / We love our brother! Our brotherly love is so great, the love pours out of us! / See how these little hearts eminate from me! That is how much love I have! For my BROTHER! / And LOOK! There is a big heart coming out of my head right now! It's kind of painful, actually, but I shall endure the pain... for my BROTHER! / So lady, will you help us find the one who defeated our brother? / / / / Why do they always run from us, brother? / I do not know, brother! / Can I help you guys? / I've gotten reports that you two have been wandering the town square yelling at people all day... http://go-girly.com/go/139

cutewendy: #140	We're having eggs for breakfast today... / Cool! / It'll take a few minutes to prepare... / All right now... / Nng... / AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!! / Whew! It's ready! / You make the best eggs, sidekick! / I sure do! http://cutewendy.com/go/140
girly: #140	We don't understand how this could happen! / He is the lover of women! / The pleasurer of women! / The eater of... uh... women! / The penetrator of- / WAIT, wait... this brother of yours... he wouldn't happen to be CHUPACABRE, would he? / YES! CHUPACABREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! / You know, I was GOING to go out with this really hot girl, but your brother went and... / He just gives women LOVE! Is that so WRONG!? / Strangely, it is said it was a WOMAN who made him leave. A BEAUTIFUL woman, with long, wavy blonde hair... / ...and a big bottom... / Yes, Quite big. / I like big bottoms. / Hmmm... you don't say... I was WONDERING why we haven't heard anything about him lately... / Wait... a beautiful blonde with a big bottom!? Really? / YES! Do you know anything about this person!? / / Errr... No. / I haven't seen anyone like that. Sorry. http://go-girly.com/go/140
cutewendy: #141	All right! It's the afternoon, and time fot the Cartoon Channel's Super Hippity-hoppity Anime Action Spectacular Hour! / Give it up, Icebox! You cannot win because I am more powerful and my power will defeat yours because it is more powerful than your power! / Ha ha puny man you may think you are more powerful but you are not because I have only been using 1% of my power and at full power I am more powerful than you! / Huh!? / Huh!? / Huh!? / Huh!? / GORKUU! Get over here and eat my pussy right now! / Aw, shut up, you cunt! / Yeah! If Gorkuu's going to be eating pussy today, it's going to be MINE! / YEAH! http://cutewendy.com/go/141
girly: #141	ALAS! Our search continues! / We are so righteous! / Say, I could use a Gyro right about now. Got any money?\ / I got five cents. / Shff / Cute Gazette / Fist Punches Ass / So.. / A girl with wavy blonde hair, huh? http://go-girly.com/go/141
cutewendy: #142	Are you gonna watch TV all DAY? / That was the plan. Why? / Aren't you concerned that you're spending so many hours in front of the tube which you could be using to do something useful? / Ya know, you're RIGHT. Why am I just sitting here watching softcore porn... / when I could be taking over the WORLD!? / There ya go! / I'll form an army! Hack networks! Smuggle artillery! / Get "friendly" with government officials! / I'll form alliances with terrorists than betray them! Kidnap scientists and force them to build doomsday weapons! / I'll form a plan that cannot fail! I can do this! I WILL do this! / Umm... What are you doing back here? / I overwhelmed myself... http://cutewendy.com/go/142
girly: #142	I'm sorry, Otra... / I was just listening to you talk about our date and all, and... well... / ...I got a little excited... / It's okay, Winter. I got excited too... / I know that new relationships... uh... tend to be like this. Eventually we'll get out of the house and do stuff again... / And we should look forward to that because...? / Aw, Shaddup... / Heheh / Sigh / Say... Winter... / What are you going to do about your parents? http://go-girly.com/go/142
cutewendy: #143	Now is a GREAT time to be a patriot! / And now is a GREAT time to wave the American flag! / That's why we're selling some! / Yes! In this exclusive TV offer, you can have the standard U.S. flag, plus two others with our patented designs! / America ROOLZ / America is Grate / But THAT'S NOT ALL! / If you order NOW, you'll get a set of temporary American flag tattoos, a sock puppet that says "God bless America!" (if you make it), and a thimble that was probably manufactured somewhere within the U.S.! All this and the flags, for only $39.99! Plus shipping! / Not in a long time have Americans felt such emotion over their heritage! / And we'll stop at nothing to make a buck off it! / HYOOOOO / Huh? / Say... Weren't those missiles targeted for that base in Afghanistan? / SIR! It seems that this civilian strolled in and changed the trajectory while I was not looking! / Good GOD! Where did those missiles LAND? / You'll THANK me when you find out... http://cutewendy.com/go/143
girly: #143	Welcome to the Dimension of Golden Retriever Puppies! / Once a peacful and prosperous dimension... / Recently taken over by the iron paw of EVIL BEAGLE! / Me and my skeleton tank army has brought this dimension to its KNEES! It's tasty, succulent KNEES! GOD, I love knees! / It is prophecised that only two girls from earth can restore our land to its former glory! / That is why we have summoned you here! Arf! / But... / Our DAUGHTER... / We apologize! We know how much of an inconvenience this is for you! But we are desperate! Arf! / RIGHT! If it is our destiny, then VERILY, we shall help! / And that is what happened! / Really? / I dunno. / It was SOMETHING like that, knowing them... / ...and whatever the case, I'm sure they're all right, and they wouldn't want me to worry... / ...Especially now that I have a sidekick... / Really? / All that matters now is US, Otra. / I know it sounds selfish, but I DO love my parents, and I also know them very well. / This is what they would want me to do. / ...I see, Winter... if that's what you think is best... / Meow / Hey, cat... / you weren't watching us this whole time, were you...? / / Is that a CAMCORDER?? / .... http://go-girly.com/go/143
cutewendy: #144	I dun' think I can drink another drop of this coffee... / Nor can I! / I've had... TOO MUCH COFFEE, MAN! / CRUNCH / Did somebody say... TOO MUCH COFFEE MAN? / Heh! Wouldn't it be cool if that actually happened? / Too Much Coffee Man isn't the Kool-Aid Man, Wendy... / Yeah, well... / munch munch / .... http://cutewendy.com/go/144
girly: #144	Bad kitty! / No taping me and winter! Little freak! / WHAP / mew! / You'll have to respect the rules of the house... / ...if you want to live here, cat! / and you do want to live here, right? / meow / I thought so. / Now, I'm going to go dispose of this video file... / ...after copying it to my computer. / Oh my... looks like otra has picked up a couple of strays... huh, kitty? / You know... I was determined otra would become my sidekick... / ...but I never thought we'd actually end up like this... / For her to return my feelings, I mean... / I was just planning on secretly admiring her. I wouldn't have minded spending my whole life that way... / VSSH / Ahh... kitty, someday I hope you will get to be as happy as I am now... / ...Although I don't know if that's possible! / purrrrrrrr http://go-girly.com/go/144

cutewendy: #145	Somethin' on your mind, Wendy? / We've been together a while now, haven't we? / Yep... For a little over a year now. / And we're not gettin' any younger... / I think we should get married!! / / Okay... http://cutewendy.com/go/145
girly: #145	tromp tromp / Winter. / Yes? / FLAP / Put this on, quickly! / I checked the clock and it's eight P.M.! There's still time for a dinner date! / Let's hurry and get ready for it, before we do something that will cause us to jump each other's bones again! / ...So... What do you feel like eating tonight? / / ............... http://go-girly.com/go/145
cutewendy: #146	The next morning... / Ahhh... Nothin' like a nice... hot... CUPPAJOE! / shff / GLOMP / mnchmnchmnch / Mmm... / DEFENSE - 1 UP / PUNCH - 1 UP / JUDY - 1 UP / WATERMELON - 1 UP / MAX POWER IS MAXED OUT / ...TO THE MAX! / I have mail for you! / Thank you, Captain Mail! / Wh-what's THIS?? / Dear Wendio-kun / I have taken control of your city and kidnapped your fiancee. / Don't interfere or you'll be in for the fight of your LIFE! HA HA HA! / -Mystery Villain / P.S. Golf Ball http://cutewendy.com/go/146
girly: #146	(The cop was definitely lying. he must know this girl. Maybe... it's her...) / (It's a longshot, but... / maybe if I keep following him...) / Why are you following that policeman? / Gehh.. / Shheshh! Lady, keep your voice down! / It just seems odd is all... / Look, I'll tell you what I'm doing, but promise you won't tell anyone about this! / The truth is... / I am... / an alien! / I come from the planet Happilyboomdox, a utopian society... / ... but a society recently afflicted with a loss of leadership! / A sudden plague affecting those over the age of 200... it took out our council of elders! / Our oldest and wisest left us with a parting wish... / "Many years ago, we sent one of our sisters across the stars..." / "Look for her on the planet earth..." / "in the city of cute-town!" / So, for the sake of my planet... I volunteered to come here and track her down! / Wowww... / But... it still doesn't explain why you're following the policeman... / Oh... uh... I have a crush on him? / Awww... how sweet! / Well, I hope you'll become a happy couple someday! / ...and have a beautiful baby! http://go-girly.com/go/146
cutewendy: #147	Hi, Wendy! Let's eat meat popsicles! / No time! Must fight gangs of students and evil bosses so that I may rescue my betrothed! / Huh huh. Look at dis. Some punk is invadin' our toif. Huh huh... / Dat punk looks wimpy. Huh huh. / Let's git dat punk. / Yes, let's. / tap tap / Hey... punk. / Never mind. / ... http://cutewendy.com/go/147
girly: #147	Babies are such miraculous miracles... / All women should have them, and those who don't have no idea how incomplete their life is! / Beautiful babies! Miraculous babies! / Babies! / Babies, babies, babies, babies... / BABIES / BABY / BABY / BABIES / BABY / BABY / BABY / BABIES / Uh... are you alright, lady? / CRAP! The COP! / Aw, BUGGER! He's gone... / SIGH / Eh... it doesn't matter... I was just going on a wild hunch... / Besides, she no longer lives in that house. She could have moved to another town, for all I know... / Guess I'll just find a hotel... and head back home tomorrow... http://go-girly.com/go/147
cutewendy: #148	Heh... interesting! Each of those losers had exactly twenty cents on them! What are the odds? / HA! / ha / ha / ha / ha / Pardon? / So... You beat up a bunch of twenty-cent gang members, huh? OOOH... SCARY! / You won't have such an easy time against my gang... / 'cause WE carry THIRTY-FIVE cents!! / .... / So? / THIRTY FIVE CENTS! / GE-GEESE! / Does nothing faze this dude?? / HAH! That punk may feel all tough NOW, but soon he'll come across gangs that carry FIFTY cents! And EIGHTY cents! And some even have a dollar fifty! Sure, he beat us NOW, but we can take comfort in the fact that he'll be living in a nightmare! A NIGHTMARE! / Oh, shut up. http://cutewendy.com/go/148
girly: #148	"What kind of restaurant would you like to go to?" / "Where would you like to go for dinner?" / "Are you in the mood for Italian? Chinese? or just an old-fashioned joint like Bennigans?" / "What kind of dining establishment do you fancy...?" / sigh / Otra... / Yes? / POOMF / whff / FWAP / WHAP WHOOMP PWAP SMAK THUMP / NGRRRRR / Ha. I have all the pillows now. / NOW what are you going to do, missy? / BAP / Arrrrgh... / eep! http://go-girly.com/go/148
cutewendy: #149	Merv's Burger Joint / ...so I punched him a few times, knocked him over, and stomped on his head. Then he said "barf!", so I threw a trash can at him... / ...and that was the last time the Pope visited my town... / Well, it sounds like you're a mighty tough dude, but it's not clear sailing ahead, so be wary. / Oh yeah? / I am Eskimo / Yes... Gangs in this part of town tend to carry at least eighty cents, which is much more than what you've faced in your area... / thud / and look out for the evil bosses, all of whom carry at LEAST a dollar. Most fighters are reluctant to stand up to that kind of power. / What IS it with this town!? / What do you mean? / Nothin'... http://cutewendy.com/go/149
girly: #149	sigh / We tried... we tried to leave the house... / But today, it wasn't meant to be, huh? / Haha... wellll... / I admit I feel a little guilty... / You bought all those clothes for me, and I know you wanted to show them off... / But we wanted to go on a date because it would be fun, right? / Yeah... / ...and didn't we have a lot of fun at home today? / Y-yeah... / ...so what is there to worry about? / I guess I can't argue with that logic... / Having lunch together... walking in the park... trying on hats... sharing a sundae... having wacky adventures... / We'll have plenty of days to do it all! / / Good night, Winter... / Good night, Otra! / Good night! http://go-girly.com/go/149

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