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cutewendy: #180	It's weird... The only girl I ever loved is gettin' married... / You loved her? / Well... I loved her ta-tas... / Ah. / Still... We did date for a little while..... I wonder if I should go. I'll feel so awkward. / Take me as your date! Then you won't have to be alone! / / Who are you, anyway? / Piku http://cutewendy.com/go/180
girly: #180	shhhhhhhhhhh / / / shhhhhhhhhh / sssssssssssss / ssssssssssss / sssssssh... / / sssh / / shaaaaaaaaa http://go-girly.com/go/180
cutewendy: #181	My god! I have only ten minutes of bachelorhood! This is my last chance to binge on booze, sez, debauchery, and excess! Excess, I tells ya! It's time to do it while I can! Let's go! / La La La La La La La / La La La La La La La / La La La La La La La / That was FAN-tastic! http://cutewendy.com/go/181
girly: #181	Gee, Captain Fist... Standing around singing theme songs is fun and all... / But weren't you supposed to be putting out that fire downtown? / Actually... Huh... What's going on over there? / Hmm! / We should go find out! / / bling http://go-girly.com/go/181
cutewendy: #182	Wow.. I'm really getting married! I'l be sharing my life with another person! For a long time! Am I ready for this? / Hey Wendy... / I know this is supposed to be bad luck or something... / But whatever... / ...... / That's right! I'm marrying the hottest girl in the world! I'll enjoy having sex with her every day! / What are you talking about? We do that already. http://cutewendy.com/go/182
girly: #182	SHAAAAAaaa.. / / plip... plip... / / AAAAA.. / Yay! / ........ / The fire's out! / Yeah! / Hooray! / Dan, tell me you got that. / I got it, I got it! / krakl krakl / fwoof / Worry not, my good citizens! / Captain Fist has put out the fire! / ..... http://go-girly.com/go/182
cutewendy: #183	Cute Atheist Cathedral / Today / Cute Wendy + Sidekick wedding / Tomarrow: Cat Juggling / / / We are gathered here today... http://cutewendy.com/go/183
girly: #183	No need to thank me, citizens... / 'Twas all in a day's work for... / CAPTAIN FIST! / ... / ...And I'm his sidekick, GLOVE BOY! / ...the most powerful glove in the world! / I'm so BAD! / gyon / WAUGH! / THERE you are! I was worried SICK about you! / From now on, no more running off with superheroes, is that UNDERSTOOD? / Owww! Y-yes, Mom! / And YOU. What kind of creep ARE you, grabbing kids and taking them to your lair like that? / You should be ASHAMED! / (annoyed squiggle) / eh heh.. / Pathetic... / Captain... / Fist... http://go-girly.com/go/183
cutewendy: #184	To join together Cutewendy... / And her sidekick... / ...in the bonds of matrimony... / Now, do you take Wendy to be your wedded wife? / I do... / ...and Wendy, do you take this girl to be your wedded wife? / Damn right I do! http://cutewendy.com/go/184
girly: #184	TEAM FAST! / REEEE / Hmm... / The elephant tracks seem to stop here... / .... / Is everyone okay here? / tnk tnk / There was a blonde girl riding this elephant... I-is she around? / Yeah, there were two girls, and they helped put out the fire. One of them was blonde... / They were here a MINUTE ago... / Huh... / Really... so... / I JUST missed her... / GRAAAH! / vssh / Who WAS that girl? / She said she was a modeling scout, from Paris. / It has to be her... / It HAS to be! http://go-girly.com/go/184

cutewendy: #185	If anyone objects to this wedding... / Speak now, or forever hold your-- / I object! / This wedding must be stopped! / !? / Yes, I, the crazy old man with a squid on his head, want this wedding stopped! / 'Cause I hates weddin's! / ... / Aaanyway... http://cutewendy.com/go/185
girly: #185	Well... uh... I'll just be off... / Farewell, citizens! Stay safe! / You suck! / He's leaving... / June? / (I... I can't pass up this chance...) / (I have to let him know how I feel!) / CAPTAIN FIST! / / Uh... / / vwip / / AAAAA / Aaah... http://go-girly.com/go/185
cutewendy: #186	Do you have the ri--? / Before we go on, I'd like to read this speech... / Ahem. / It's been a long road... getting from there to here. / It's been a long time.. but my time is finally near... / And I will see my dream come alive at last... I can touch the sky... / And they're not gonna hold me down no more, no, they're not gonna change my mind. / 'Cause I've got faith... / Faith of the heart! / That was beautiful.. / It sure was... / That was the theme to "Enterprise" / It sure was... http://cutewendy.com/go/186
girly: #186	Hey, guys! Come in and look! / The water fixed everything inside the apartment somehow! / That's great! / We should get a shot of the tenants returning to their home before we leave... / ...June? / / whmp / phew... / What a long day... http://go-girly.com/go/186
cutewendy: #187	Now, do you have the ring? / Umm... / Oh no! I forgot the ring! / I ruined the wedding! / Don't panic Wendy! / Is there a hedgehpg in the room!? / Why, yes! Right over there! / Hiyah! / Whap / jingle jingle / Now we have plenty of rings! / Hon, you're a lifesaver! http://cutewendy.com/go/187
girly: #187	My, Cute-town is such a nice li'l town... / ...Such fascinating people and places... / There are stories happening everywhere! / It's the perfect place for a girl and her sidekick! / I... guess so... / ...And what an adventure we had today! / Jumping in, saving the day... / ...and leaving as mysteeeriously as we came... That felt good... / You know, whe really ARE like a couple of superheroes... / Oh, come on, Winter... / No, really! think about it! / For one thing, superheroes are known to have sidekicks... Did you see that fist guy? He had one! / Well, it wasn't exactly the same kind of sidekick, Winter... / God, I HOPE it wasn't... / We defeated an actual supervillain the other day, too! / Aaand... superheroes like to wear their symbol on their chest, don't they? / ... / Biyu! / "O"... http://go-girly.com/go/187
cutewendy: #188	With this ring... / I thee wed... / By the power vested in me from the National Pirate Association... / I pronounce you wife and wife... / You may kiss the bride... http://cutewendy.com/go/188
girly: #188	It's funny... in the beginning, this was supposed to be a zero. I just drew it on my shirt and wore it one day, because that's how I felt. Then I just kept doing it, because... well, I'm not sure why, really. I can't explain it. Maybe it was a subconcious thing. / But things are different now... / ...And that means the symbol has changed. So it's not a zero anymore. / Just the first letter of my name... like a superhero outfit... that's kind of... I dunno... / Wow... I'm babbling. Am I making any sense? / Yes. / No, really. You are! / Anyway... / Maybe I should start wearing something different... / Eh? / shff shff shff shff shff shff shff / My! It's a moving box! / Meow / A moving box that MEOWS! http://go-girly.com/go/188
cutewendy: #189	Mmm... / Mmmmmmmmm... / Party time! / Yay / mm / mm / mm / A Mac-dad'll make ya... Jump, jump! / A Daddy-mac'll make ya... Jump, jump! http://cutewendy.com/go/189
girly: #189	Is this... / ...for me? / It's a summer dress! That will look so cute on you! / What a nice thing for the kitty to do! / Yeah... / You're a good cat... / Thank you. / Hm? / Hey... There's another outfit in here! / / Oh my... / This one seems to be in MY size... http://go-girly.com/go/189

cutewendy: #190	That was the best weddin' ever! / I concur! / We followed your gift registry perfectly, Wendy. / You each got us a box of macaroni and cheese? / Yep / Excellent! / Here's my gift... / Alien guy! You came! / Only because I was bored! / And I have a flashback to prove it! / One minute ago... / We're gonna go to that wedding after all, but only because I'm bored and for no other reason! / Okay. / See? / Actually, I don't think that really proves anyth-. / Hey! We're not done partyin' yet! / Whoop! You're right! / A daddy mac'll make ya... Jump, jump! / Kriss Kross'll make ya... Jump, jump! http://cutewendy.com/go/190
girly: #190	What am I thinking? / Why did I just take off running? What good will that do? / I don't know what direction they went... / Why am I even so worked up about this? I don't know anything ABOUT her... / ...But now that I'm so CLOSE, I REALLY want to meet her... / I WANT TO MEET MY MOTHER! / AAAAAAAAA / whssh! / / .... http://go-girly.com/go/190
cutewendy: #191	STORY & ART BY / JOSH LESNICK / What a great day... / Sure was... / What shall we do now? / Well, it's our honeymoon.... We should consummate our union, shouldn't we? / Well, we kind of did that already during the wedding. Seven times. / But that wasn't during the honeymoon... / So that didn't count... http://cutewendy.com/go/191
girly: #191	.... / ? / It's not her. / ...It's the YOUNGER blonde in this photo. There's no doubt about it... / She's my... / vwip / What's your name? / Oh! Me? I'm Winter. / Winter... / And YOU are...? / I am...? / ...uh... / I... / Am... / I- I'm... / (deep breath) / I AM... / YOUR SISTER! / ... / I... I DID it! / I told the TRUTH! Straight up! / ...and I didn't make up some stupid story about the future or aliens or princesses or whatever! / ...and just when it really COUNTED! / HOORAY! / / good night! http://go-girly.com/go/191
cutewendy: #192	Ya know, a lot of stuff has happened the past couple years... / / I couldn't be happier with the way things turned out... / Me neither... / Now... / Why won't this water boil!? / Moo. / the end http://cutewendy.com/go/192
girly: #192	...Are you sure you're okay with me leaving? / Hey, we both have early shifts tomorrow, so it's fine... / But... it's not just that... / I mean... this is probably all there will be... just tonight... / I know. / I-I don't usually do things like this... / Neither do I... It DOES feel a little weird... / ...but sometimes people just NEED... well... this. You know? It's Nature. / Yeah... you're right... but... still... / Don't worry! I'm fine, and I'm always happy to help a lady. / Heh... you're a nice guy... / I hope you find someone special someday... / Good night / Good night. http://go-girly.com/go/192
girly: #193	Zzzzz.. / CHAPTER VII / nnh... / vwip / FTAP / Uh...? / ... / SHFF SHFF SHFF / mmm.. / ! / / Good Morning... / Good Morning... / <3 GOOD MORNING! <3 / I made pancakes! http://go-girly.com/go/193
girly: #194	Oh... I'm sorry! / I'm interrupting something, aren't I? / You guys continue... / I'll leave ya alone. Don't worry... / .... / So where were we? / Well... / By the way sis... / You DO know she's a GIRL, right? / FLOOMP / YES. http://go-girly.com/go/194

girly: #195	So... You're SURE she's who she says she is? / Well, she said things nobody else could have known about... / The previous night... / S-SISTER!? But... / My parents never told me about... / Neither did mine... I only heard of it three days ago... Crazy, huh? / Three days ago... / CHAK / Ah! / Welcome home, dear... / How was school? / I need to ask you somethin', dad... / I found out today... The other students... It turns out they all have MOTHERS... / Why don't I have one o' those? / Oh my... I knew this day would come... / COLLETTE, I have an EPIC story to tell you... / 19 years ago... / Hey XEROX! You know how we've been sleeping around a lot all year? Well, this came out of me because of it... / Want it? / Err... / Th-that's a TERRIBLE story! / Well, she wasn't really THAT uncaring. She was just WEIRD. And she wasn't really ready to be a mom. / So we agreed this would be for the best... / She got married shortly after. I had to move, and we kinda lost touch... / Wow... Crazy... I really have a mother... / He didn't even have any photos, but he knew she was a curvy blonde... And she probably still lives in this town... / I had Spring Break coming up... I figured, "what the hell"... / Maybe I can meet her... / And now I'm here, and I find out I have a SISTER! / That's just... SO COOL! / Hearing her say that... / made me remember something... / Two years ago... / I wonder how they're doing now... / I feel bad... just leaving them behind... / Xerox was always a decent guy. I'm sure she turned out fine... / ? / I know, but still... I wonder how it'd be if we had stayed together... / I think Winter would have liked having a sister... / !? / Of course, I didn't know what they were talking about at the time, but... well... / Here we are... / You see? / I... Guess... / Do you think you could explain that again with fewer flashbacks? http://go-girly.com/go/195
girly: #196	Okay... / Put SIMPLY: / Before her relationship got serious, Winter's sexy mom... / Would requently get it on with an exotic cutpaste man named "Xerox." / The result: COLLETTE. Winter's older half-cutpaste, half-sister. / ...and that's how the first time I met the president ended up being the time I saved his life! / Then we went out for some burgers... / ...the second girl to walk into my life from nowhere... / But THIS time... / well... / blah blah blah / (Winter...) / (Wh... what IS this?) / (She said it's a pancake..) / (I know she SAID it's a pancake, but...) / (What IS it!?) / BLORRP / ...So I secretly ran the country for five months! / And then... / THAM / THERE'S AN ELEPHANT BEHIND YOU!! / shff shff shff / Forgive me, Kitty! / scrp scrp scrp / Phew / ... / Glorp / HEY! / Wow... there really IS an elephant! / vwip vwip / And he's busting phat rhymes! http://go-girly.com/go/196
girly: #197	bop chuggachugga bugga wow juzza hizzy ooo yeah... WORD. / I could watch this all day... / unff / (Please, Otra!) / (You're the leader. Take one for the TEAM.) / (Aww... be FAIR!) / rrgh.. / Alas, I must ask my sister something, so I will turn my head now. / vwip! / Hey, sis... / Don't get me wrong. It's great to meet you, but... / I actually came to meet our mom... / Does she still live around here? / Oh... well... / About that... / ring ♪ ♪ tone / Hello... / WHERE ARE YOU, SWEETIE!? http://go-girly.com/go/197
girly: #198	I-I'm sorry Wanda...this week was just... / I became a sidekick... / ...and there were elephants... / ...and a ladykiller... / ...and a butt-guy... / ...and we put out a fire... / ...and I have a cat now. / / I understand. / ...but I really do need that sweater design, darling... / I know, I know... / But...she's okay, right? / I'm sure she is, but I don't know when I'll be seeing her again... / Well, that's a pisser... / sigh...I guess that's why you're living with this girl, huh? / Uhh...the name's Otra. / ...and I'm afraid I can't be a very gracious host today... / Laaaaa / It looks like you two will have some time to get to know each other... http://go-girly.com/go/198
girly: #199	(morbid curiosity taking over) / mnch mnch / ggulll..up.. / ............. http://go-girly.com/go/199

girly: #200	sigh / It's been a long time since I've been apart form my Otra... / Aw, hey now! / WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP / You don't wanna be attatched at the hip anyhow! / You'd get sick of each other... and KILL each other! / Eheheh... You may be right... / So... uh... what do you like to do, Collette? / Uh... / well... / I like videogames! / / What's a "video game"? http://go-girly.com/go/200
girly: #201	WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA / AAAAAAAAAA / AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA / AAAAAAAAA / AAAAAAA / AAAAA / AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA / AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!? / Are you okay!? http://go-girly.com/go/201
girly: #202	Where are we going? / We need to find an arcade, post haste. / You! Curly Sue! Do you know where an arcade is? / An arcade? I remember seeing one of those in "The O.C."... the TV show, not the city. But I may be thinking of some other show that takes place in California like 90210 or something... / ...which makes me wonder... whatever happened to Jason Priestley? I haven't seen him on teevee in a while... Oh wait... he was in that "Tru Calling" show, right? I didn't watch that show, though... It looked too scary. Maybe I should watch one of the B-movies he was in. He probably shows his ass in at least ONE of them... Why don't they show more male asses in movies, anyway? I mean HOT male asses. Fat asses are still pretty frequent... but then, I guess they never WILL stop being funny. Just like Adam Sandler! His new movies have been pretty neat, but I kinda miss his old comedies. "Want to touch the hiney!" Ha ha! / Anyway, Saturday Night Live isn't quite as good anymore, but I still- / YOU! Do you know where an arcade is? / As a matter of fact, I do. / It is dep in the fiery pits of HELL along with all the masturbators, rock musicians, and Canadians! / Yow! I don't wanna go THERE! / Collette, I really don't... / Hey! / Check it out! / It's that police guy from yesterday... he probably knows his way around the city... / ♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪ / I thought you were planning on taking a vacation, Policeguy... / Don't need one! / ♪ LA LA LA LA... ♪ / aaaaaaaaaa / tweet tweet http://go-girly.com/go/202
girly: #203	Yo! Police guy! / Hm? / Oh, hello, Winter! How's life been treating you? / Hello, Policeguy. I'm... not bad... / So you DO know each other! / Wow... I have good instincts! / Maybe when I graduate, I'll become a detective like you! It looks EXCITING! / Oh... I don't know if it's really... Wait, I remember you. Didn't you say you were a fashion designer? / Huh? What the hell are you talking abou-- / OH! Fashion designer! Right! / Yes... Fashion design! I love it! Name a supermodel, and I probably designed an outfit for her, yesiree! In fact, my best friend is a supermodel! From Paris! / / Um... so, Policeguy. We're looking for an "Ark Caid". Do you know where one is? / Oh... right. / An arcade? There's one on Hat Street. I'll take you there. / Are you sure? We don't want to trouble you... / Oh, don't worry... / I'm always happy... / Ding! / to help a lady... / Whoa. http://go-girly.com/go/203
girly: #204	GREETINGS, LITTLE ONE! / Welcome to CATSPACE! / I am the GOD OF HATS, and... actually, I'm not sure what I'm doing here... / ...but YOU are here because you achieved a serene state of CATMIND. / And now... you must EXPLORE it... / ...for within, you may discover... KITTY EUPHORIA! / Meow... / So... would you like a hat? http://go-girly.com/go/204

girly: #205	Hnn! / Right... / KRAK / Back to work... / jiiing ♪ / hmm... / Time for something different, methinks. / Wanda Rocket, my manager... well... she's a nice lady... / My stars and clovers, darling! That is super fabulous! / You've done it again! MWAH! / (clearly drawn on with marker...) / ...but she was always kind of totally insane... / I could get away with making a living from no effort... / and I did so, simply because I just couldn't care less... / Living this way... it probably contributed a lot to my depression... / But... that was before I became a sidekick... / After being with winter... this feeling... it's unfamiliar... / ...but I'm pretty sure it's inspiration... / For the first time in my career as a designer, I actually feel like creating! / (Why am I talking out loud?) / So let's DO it! / .... ..... .... http://go-girly.com/go/205
girly: #206	Mr. Babysmack, I'm afraid that we cannot invent in your company... / Why? is there a... PROBLEM? / Yes. Your company takes puppies and injects them with AIDS. / BastardCo. Files / In fact, that's ALL it seems to do. Not only is it a business practice we do not approve of... / It's just plain EVIL! / Well, Miss Handlebar, it's your decision, and I respect it... / Nonetheless, I must not RAPE you! / ...and then I will inject you with AIDS! / SHRRRRIIIP! / EEK! Help! / BKAM BKAM / waugh! / I've been shot with bullets! Bullets from a GUN! / Good lord! It... it can't be! / Y-you're eighteenth century author, Sir Walter Scott! but you're... you're... / Dead!? Why yes, good chap... I was... But now I'm back... / ...and this time, I have a GUN! / Action up the butt. ...will return after these messages! / FOX / Truly, this is the pinnacle of modern entertainment... / It's all downhill from here... / Wait... / I should be working on my design... http://go-girly.com/go/206
girly: #207	Okay... seriously... I just need to think of a basic thing to start with, and go from there... / A basic... thing... / rrrgh... / I'm feeling inspired, and I can't think of anything! Shouldn't it be automatic!? / ...Like life would be so simple... / sigh... / / Sure is a pretty day... / ...but I really need to get started... / I need to sketch an idea at least... then maybe I'll have time for a short... / wheeeeeeeee http://go-girly.com/go/207
girly: #208	aaah... / I should do this more often... / Come to think of it... I guess I've ben like this before... / Only it was more like... / this. / Man... That was just a week ago... / It's almost scary... how much I've changed... http://go-girly.com/go/208
girly: #209	raaa / aaaa... / chomp. / CLICK! / Sorry to scare you, little one! / ...but I thought you might enjoy it in my belly! / ...for in my belly... / ...there is ice cream! / That's it, kitty! Go forth, and enjoy! / ...but remember! Though the ice cream may make you happy... / SLP SLP / this is not the euphoria which you seek! / Myeww.. / ...For that you must journey deeper... / So GO FORTH, kitty! / Tooie! / ....and godspeed! http://go-girly.com/go/209

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