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girly: #210	There. That's what you're lookin' for... / Aaaaa / BOB'S ARCADE / formerly Bob's Fishmarket / It's so BIG. / I love this town. / byii boop bop waaaa dingly wud woo ding / My! / It's pretty bright and loud in here! Neat! / bying tonk pang wop / Whoa. / Girl. / So what exactly do we do he-- / OOOOOOOOOOOO! / It's Dance Funk Samba Karao-Honky-Tonk Mania! / ...the game which tests your skills at dancing while playing the acoustic guitar, harmonica, and maraca while singing! / ...and they have the latest version! / LEMME AT IT! / THUMP THUMP THUMP / Let's get ROCKED! http://go-girly.com/go/210
girly: #211	♪ Aurora comes in view. And I ran... I ran so far away... ♪ / ♪ CRAAAAWLING IIIN MY SKIIIIIIIN . THESE WOUNDS... ♪ / ♪ Nothing heals a broken heart like time, love, and... ♪ / ♪ I can get back up, and we can do it... ♪ / AAAAA / phew... / All right! An a+ score! / Michael says: GOOD JOB! / Pretty cool, huh, sis? / ..and you have to eat all the dots to clear the level... / Haha... Nifty! http://go-girly.com/go/211
girly: #212	What wondrous wonders these be! / Hey! / I think my sidekick would enjoy this! / Ahh... I wish she was here now... / Oh my... I do talk about her a lot, don't I? / HEYYYYY! / It's all right... / AHEM. / Are we gonna PLAY, or what? / Oh... Is this a CHALLENGE? http://go-girly.com/go/212
girly: #213	Well, I'd like to stick around, but I'm on duty. Nice to see you again, Winter... / You too! Thanks for your help, Mister Policeguy... / / Hmm... / Initial R / Racing games... Used to be a WIZ at these... / Ah, what the heck... / ...You guys mind if I... / uh... / join you? / Mmmaybe... / If you think you're... / FAST ENOUGH! / .... http://go-girly.com/go/213
girly: #214	What a strange day... / Already it's half over... / No rampant pantsing frenzies... / No random elephants... / No evil villains to thwart... / Truly the strangest day I've had in a long time... / ♪ I love to sing-a... ♪ / Sigh... / ♪ About the sky so blue-a or a tea for two-a... ♪ / (It can't be! / How can I be LOSING!?) http://go-girly.com/go/214

girly: #215	It can't be! / How can we be LOSING? / Doo dee doo ♪ / ...Who would have thought he was such a good driver?? / How can you have such moves!? Don't you Cutpastes have restricted movements?? / PFEH. So yoy thought you were getting an easy win, huh? / You three-dee guys and your prejudices... / If anything is gonna restrict anyone's movement here... / It's that generic ELVIS getup of yours... / ERRK. How RUDE! / ...and see how he acts so non-chalant! What a cool guy! / ♪ ♪ / Could it be...? / Has Team Fast met its match!? / RRRRRR http://go-girly.com/go/215
girly: #216	♪ / Ch-CHNK / VRRMB / / GREAT! / Faaaa-BULOUS! / / FINAL LAP! / / OH NO LOOK OUT ITS A RAY GUN! / CHANCE / / / / / / / / HA! / A / A+ / You are both SUPER! / ............ / / This is UNACCEPTABLE! / The Demon of Rhythm CANNOT be defeated by a mere MORTAL! / I'll see to it that it NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN! / EEP. http://go-girly.com/go/216
girly: #217	I don't believe it... / We're really going to lose... / La la... / AIEEEEEEEEEEE / Sorry, guys! Duty calls! / Ka-BEWWM! / Whoosh! / OH NOS YOU SPLODED!! / / ANOTHER VICTORY... / SMAK! / FOR TEAM FAST! http://go-girly.com/go/217
girly: #218	Kitty flying through the air... / Kitty flies without a care... / ♪ / Kitty dreams of underwear... / Underwear that's worn by PEARS! / Kitty lands atop a bear... / A FITNESS TRAINER bear! / (thus ends the rhyme.) / Good LORD, what a greasy li'l butterball you are! / I must rectify this for thee! / WORK IT, Kitty! WORK IT! http://go-girly.com/go/218
girly: #219	All right... Change... / Change is the idea I will incorporate into my design... / And I will incorporate it by... / Hmmmm... / HMMMMMM... / *siiigh... / How can inspiration AND an idea not be enough to actually come up with anything!? / It's times like this when a corporeal muse should show up to help me... / Greetings, Otra! / I am the God of Hats, and I am here to help you! / So you have ideas on how to take the abstract concept of change and make it into a tangible design for a sweater? / No! But I can get you a hat! / So what would you like? A sombrero? Or a black velour derby, perhaps? / How about a beret? A beret would look good on you... http://go-girly.com/go/219

girly: #220	Okay... / No need to worry... / I may have nothing but... / I still have plenty of time... / Or... Not... / Geeze... / Time flies when you waste it... / This job was easy before I started doing it... / I need some tea. / ...One iced tea... and when I get back I'm not gonna move 'til I get this done... http://go-girly.com/go/220
girly: #221	Workout... COMPLETE! / You are in perfect shape to fine Euphoria! / Now, Go! / Whoosh! / Run, kitty, run! / To find Euphoria... / You must run, and run some more! / GGRGG / Shff shff / tnk / shuuuuu / tmp* / wriggle wriggle* / whsh whsh / fidget fidget / vyu vyu http://go-girly.com/go/221
girly: #222	Cute-toen Animal Clinic / Dr. Lucy McCurvy - the Sexy Vet / Doctor! do you take walk-ins?? / Depends. What's the problem? / It's my cat...he's gone catatonic... / Was that a joke? 'Sause if it WAS... / Er...n-no he really is catatonic / How do his eyes look? / Well...they were swirly, last time I checked...Wait. They're stars now. / Stars, huh? hmmm... / Sorry, Carpy. Your lipo's gonna have to wait... / Suck-o-matic http://go-girly.com/go/222
girly: #223	Hmm... I've seen cats in this state many times before... / It could be due to any number of things... / ...Most of which aren't serious... / O-oh? That's good... / Still, I'd better perform a reflex test... / Poke / MEW / Good... good... / It is very likely that something intense is going on in your cat's mind... / To determine if we can and should bring it out of this state... / we'll have to look into its mind... / Uh... how do we do that? / With my brilliant invention, the CATMINDLOOKER / chnk / Observe! / The cat eminates waves, which my machine will translate... / What's inside its kitty head will be clear for all to see! / Blarney! / Time t'be gettin' pissed now, aye! / There's a stereotypical Irishman in his head? / Actually, that's in its lung. Hold on... gotta adjust this... / tweak tweak / B-but... why is there an Irishman in his...? / Trust me... if you were a cat expert, this wouldn't surprise you... http://go-girly.com/go/223
girly: #224	Dadada Daaaaaa! / hmmm... / hmmm... / I'm gonna get you, whitey! / hmmm... / hmmm... / oooo! / rar! / In my genius opinion... your cat is going through a profound mental experience, but it may be too much... / We should probably put a stop to it... / But we can't stop it when the mind is racing so quickly... / It'd be like... throwing the cat against a brick wall... / Actually, I don't think that would hurt it... / We have to wait for its mind to calm down... / OR... I could use my Person-reducer to shrink you to sub-atomic size... / Schwing! / so that you may venture INTO your cat's brain to help it! / er... / Hasn't every TV show in the world done that plot already? / Well, yes... it's a popular adventure... / but if it's not your thing, that's cool... / Adventure... / Maybe... / Maybe if Winter was here... http://go-girly.com/go/224

girly: #225	RRRGH! / krak krak / This machine was clearly broken! / And YOU... / You shall pay for my humiliation with AN EXPLODING HEAD!! / pyew pyew pyew / Yipe! / I run away now! / / / Pardon me, ma'am.. / PTANG! / Oh no... cops! / ........ / SIGH http://go-girly.com/go/225
girly: #226	Now I REALLY wish my sidekick was here... / I'm surprised at how dull I become when she's not around! / I can't believe I just stood there and had to be rescued... how embarrasing! / Hey, sis! How are you liking the arcade so far? / moo! / I was almost killed! / Oh, really? That's- OOOH... triple combo! http://go-girly.com/go/226
girly: #227	Wow... look at that police guy go! / There sure is a lot of action going on in that direction! / Well, Collette, sorry you didn't get the chance to meet our mom... / Hmm? Oh... right... yeah, I dunno... I never actually knew her, so... / It must have been hard for you though, huh? / Oh my, very much so... / I was very fortunate... to meet my sidekick... / I don't know where I'd be without her... / Ha ha! How corny! / ♪ ♪ / (annoyed squiggle) http://go-girly.com/go/227
girly: #228	AAAAAAAGH... / Can't... stop... the rhythm! Power... fading! Can't go on!! / I give... you win... / I had no idea the cops in this town were son FUNKY... / vrrb... / Hey! Awesome moves, Policeguy! / You're an ace at melodic grace! / And you can dance good too! / Thanks, guys! / It's been exciting, Mr. Policeguy... / But we must head home now! / Care to provide an excort? / Ha ha... / I have to wait for Officer Hipbone to come book this guy, I'm afraid... / What a shame... / Well, I worked up an appetite... / Let's stop for dinner on the way... / Aww... I'm really eager to see Otra again... / ...but now that you mention it, I DO feel a bit... / Vwoing! / NYA HA HO! / EEK! / EEK! http://go-girly.com/go/228
girly: #229	Oh! / It's a freak! / This calls for self defense! / Ryaaaaaaagh! / Cutpaste chop! / W-wait Collete! He's not... / Whappo! / I...Is that you, Chupacabre? / Chupa-WHO? / I...really should stop greeting people that way... http://go-girly.com/go/229

girly: #230	My, my...Chuy...back from Tibet already! / "Chuy"? / We didn't expect to see you for at least a week! / Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! / Aeriously. A week. / Ha Ha... / Ais...who IS this fine fellow? / Oh! I'm sorry this is El Chupacabre, former hunter and lover of women. / Chuy, this is Collette, my half-sister. / Nice to meet ya! / Same here! / Very... VERY nice to meet you indeed! <3 <3 / Uh...Collette... / MMMMMM! / FSSSSSSH / Whoa...whoa! I don't know what the hell came over me! / I should have warned you...He has an aura about him... / So you have to be careful around him...it's caused quite a lot of excitement a few days ago... But that's a long... / SIS. / You're rubbing his chest. / Huh!? Waugh!! http://go-girly.com/go/230
girly: #231	I have to say, it is not often that we have people traveling all the way overseas to join us... / ...so I can see your interest is quite sincere / ...But to live our way requires years of study... / ...followed by a lifetime of commitment, once ordained. / Answer me honestly. Is this a responsibility you think you can handle? / Yes, it is. This is just the kind of change in direction my life needs! / I'm happy to hear it. / You are welcome to live among us. / And now, for no real reason, I would like to introduce you to my sister, who is visiting today after recently becoming a nun! / I'm going to go in this room for a few minutes to do some things. Feel free to get to know each other... / ...and try not to think about how a Buddhist monk has a Catholic nun for a sister. There's no need for THAT. / ........ / Hello! / Hi! / How are you- / Ten minutes later... / ...And so I was the first person ever to be chased by monks with torches and pitchforks! / ...Which is a big accomplishment in and of itself! http://go-girly.com/go/231
girly: #232	If you ladies will excuse me, I need to go buy a newspaper... / You're excused. / Ah... Poor Chuy... / Even when he tries not to, he still causes trouble... / Sounds to me like he could just use a REAL relationship... / I wouldn't mind helping him out with that! / Pity I have to head back home... / Hmm... I dunno... / ...Or how about YOU, ehhhh...? / Er...Collette... / I know, I know... / ...But I don't think there's anything wrong with a little dating on the side... / You could use experience in a NORMAL relationship too, you know... / / What is that supposed to mean? http://go-girly.com/go/232
girly: #233	Come on sis...You KNOW what I mean... / Why don't you just SAY what you mean, Collette? / You know... / The whole "sidekick" thing. / Do you realize how weird it sounds? / What? Otra is my sidekick. What's so hard to understand about that? / It's just that... Nobody has relationships like that... / Yes, well... / Maybe it's not really any of your business, sister whom I just met today... / Hey, it's never too early to care for a sister... / Oh my, yes you certainly are an altruistic type... Especially when you ran off and let me almost get blasted back there... / Huh? What are you talking about? When was this? / You didn't notice at all, did you? / If you're that clueless about others, I don't think you're one to give relationship advice! / / I'm back! / Hello! <3 <3 http://go-girly.com/go/233
girly: #234	I wish I could be of more help, Chuy... / But we really have to get back home... / Hey... don't worry... / I'm just going to lay low after taday...I'll think of something... / Funny Bunnies by Cyndi Cated / Instead of carrots, I ate CHEESE today! / Neat! / What kind of cheese was it? / SHARP cheddar! / BOFFO!! / Well, we wish you the best of luck! / And we'll always be around if you ever need- / HA HA HA HA! / The art of comics is so fascinating!! / Funny Bunnies has really broken the mold today!! / A comic often known for madcap wordplay now suprises the reader with a decidedly visual joke! / It is a grand move for an established artist to try new things! / And such a fresh and unique approach, the likes of which I have never seen! / It is an evolving artform, I must say discernedly! / Such a great comic... / It deserves a biscuit. / Thap! / / Uh... / Chuy? http://go-girly.com/go/234

girly: #235	Such a complex mind... I could watch it all day... / sigh... I hate to do this... ...but I have a project due... / Is it okay if I leave him here? / No problem. I'll just need your contact info... / Thanks... / Fill out this form and... / WAIT!! / Break time / You won't need to leave your cat behind after all! / This is just the state of mind I was looking for! / Now... waking up your cat is a very delicate process... / vwwt / ...Which will be done with my BRILLIANT invention, the CATWAKEUPPER... / KA-CHNK / Whoa! W-WAIT! / VREEEEEEEEEE http://go-girly.com/go/235
girly: #236	Well, I admit I had my doubts, but you really came through, Doc. Thanks. / Of course. After all, I AM a genius. / ? / Welcome back, Kitty! / I see you're confused, since your quest for Euphoria was cut short... / well... / To be honest, your quest wasn't real. It was just aimless wandering to occupy your time as the bad food went through your system... / Still, find comfort in knowing that many believe Kitty Euphoria DOES exist... / in the HEART! / / Meow / Whoa! Do you talk to your MOTHER with that mouth!? http://go-girly.com/go/236
girly: #237	sigh / She wanders through the night, / With a big heart that throbs, and aches, / Like a punctured spleen... / She wonders if there's someone else... / Who shares this... / Uh... / I'm in a hurry, Steak... / You can read your poem while I walk, okay? / Oh! Okay! / ...who shares this pain, and there IS! / It may not be quite the same organ... / But all the same... / It's big... / It throbs... / And it aches... for HER! / So many times do they pass in the night... / ...But perhaps there will come a day / When they can finally foin... / And end their pain... / TOGETHER! / Steak... / That was BEAUTIFUL... / Whoaaa... / I've never seen you smile before, Girly! / This must mean... / You're warming up to me after all! / Sure I am, Steak... / WHOOOOOOOOM / Good night! / CHOOM http://go-girly.com/go/237
girly: #238	Hey there. / Ah! / Nice Hat! / Winter! / Missed ya, baby... / Me too... / So wat'cha doin' outside? Skipping out on work, are we? / Yeah... I'm back from the vet. out cat had problems... / Really? / Awww! Poor li'l guy... / (It seems SOMEONE fed him some tainted food...) / Oh my! Hehe... Sorry... / It doesn't matter. I had trouble working anyway. I've got nothing... / <3 / I'll have to settle for making yet another "O"... http://go-girly.com/go/238
girly: #239	...So I had an idea for the design to be about "change"... / ...But I couldn't figure out HOW to make a design out of it, exactly... / It doesn't sound hard. / Just take a picture of all the pennies and dimes and stuff and put it on the sweater! / That's really funny, Winter. / No it wasn't, you LIAR! / But then, that may look interesting... / ...A spotty grey and brownish pattern, like trees in the autumn... / Still, it kinda wrecks the metaphor... / Oh, I don't know... / It reminds you of autumn, and isn't autumn a time of change? / Also, if you put a dollar in a change machine, it CHANGES into change! / Heh... yeah. I could add green to the background... / Yeah! / Both symbolic, AND a pun, at once... / ...yeah... http://go-girly.com/go/239

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