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|girly: #240||*ssshhhhing* / My, that's a lot of coins! / Cashing them at the bank is just one of those things that gets put off... / *SNAP* / *CLICK!* / *Drop!* / There it is... / It just needs a few filters... / This is cool! / It's funny... / I always worked alone, so I thought that was the only way I could do it... / ...Yet here I am... after struggling all day, I come up with a design after you're around for fifteen minutes. / It was silly of me to send you away like that... / *tf.* / No reason to keep you out of the life I had before I was your sidekick... / Someday... I'll have to let YOU shoot someone into space... / Mmm... someday. / Geeze! Get a ROOM, you two. / ...or maybe, right NOW.|
|girly: #241||Isn't it time for you to head back HOME, Collette? / I called a cab. Don't worry... / Just wonderin' what to do while I wait... / You got a Playstation or somethin'? / What's a "Playstation"? / AAA.. / AAAAAAA...? / AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!?! / How do you people LIVE like this!? / Too bad I didn't get to talk to your sister much... / She seems like an interesting person... / Yes... but... / I DO love her. / Insomuch that family MUST love each other... / Wow... / I didn't think ANYTHING could aggrivate you... / It's kind of a turn-on... / Oh? I DO have to punish you for making me spend the day with her... / AFTER SHE LEAVES.|
|girly: #242||I guess I'll find a hotel... / But hotels are expensive. And crowded... / Maybe a BOX will do? / Ah! / That's PERFECT! / This side up / *tp tp* / *shuf shuf* / *wump.* / MEOW|
|girly: #243||That girl can't hide from us FOREVER. We'll find her, oh we will. / And then... REVENGE... for our BROTHER! / Hey, you guys... Staying out of trouble, I hope? / Yessir, Officer! / We're just peachy! / Hah! The cops can do NOTHING... / Our love for our BROTHER makes us UNSTOPPABLE! / Hey, guys! / Hey, Brother. / Hey Bro. / Ah... when this girl tastes our revenge, it will taste so sweet. For us! / Revenge for our brother!|
|girly: #244||*chak* / ♪♪ / ♪ / ♪ hmm... hmm. ♪ / *pwwww..* / AHHH... / ...|
|girly: #245||Hmmmm... / / / / Hmmmm.. / / Darling... / This design is... / FABULOUS!|
|girly: #246||To our FIRST DESIGN! / *clink!* / The first one we made TOGETHER! / ...As LEADER and SIDEKICK! / *HONK HONK* / Finally! The cab... / To the CAB! / Yeah! / Eheh... you guys are weird... / See you around, I guess... / Aw, Sis... / I know you mean well, I'm glad to have met you... / Come on... / Hug? / Well... / All right... / ♪ Ringly Dinga Doo! ♪ / Oh! It's my Dad! / Hey Dad! / Yeah, I was just about to head back... / Yeah, um... about that... / I was fired without severance today... / ...for selling company secrets. / ...to terrorists... / It seemed like a good idea at the time, but... well... I probably should have thought things through... / ...and the company was paying for our house, and... / *CHOMP munch munch..* / Well... I'll have this worked out, but I'd suggest staying where you are until then... / Anyway, I better run now... / for my life. / Take care, hon! / *CLICK* / ? ? / ... / Dad's an IDIOT. / He does this all the time... / It'll probably be a couple months before I have a place to go back to... / Y-you mean...? / Looks like I'll be visiting for a while, kids! / NO. / *BOOT* / / girly, part 2 / the end|
|girly: #247||and so... / two months pass... / CAPTAIN FIST for Mayor! / Shaaaaaaa.. / CHAK / tp tp / :CLICK: ...and so Captain Fist needs your vote! / No matter how unpleasant it might be, he will reach deep inside to expel the crime and corruption in our city! / So vote for justice! Hard, pounding justice! The city will feel great relief in the end! :CLICK: / For cryin' out loud, he's doing this on purpose now!|
|girly: #248||Welp... Time for another day just like the one before... / *chak* / Hey Policeguy. / G'morning, Collette. / Those Captain Fist ads sure are becoming annoying, aren't they? / I'll say... / *chak* / / Still hasn't come out, has he? / I tell ya... It's drivin' me up the wall! / He's lived here two months now. Moved in the day after me... and I've never seen him! / But he'll come out... / Eventually... / / Well... I gotta head to work. / See ya.|
|girly: #249||That Colette...I wonder how she pays her rent. I've never seen her work... / She's a nice gal though... / Doesn't seem to be seeing anyone... / But she's not really my type... / But then... / I've been alone for a long time... / ...Do I really have a right to be choosy? / *VROOMBB* / ♪ Heyyyyy, Policeguy! ♪ / Why do I keep running into you guys? / It's the way it was meant to be... / You were born to race, Policeguy, and someday, you will beat us... / perhaps even now! / Well, probably not NOW, seein' how I'm on foot and you're in a car. / Pfeh! Let not such petty setbacks slow you down! / To understand your obstacles and overcome them... / it it the spirit of street racing! / You can be as fast as us, Policeguy! Just let your spirit be your guide! / Your racing spirit! / / What the HELL are you talking about!? / Green light! / *WHOOSH!*|
|girly: #250||Mornin' Policeguy... / G'mornin', Officer Oneshot. / How's the wife? / Doin' good! They re-attached her- / POLICEGUY. / Chief has something important to discuss with you. / *pwww* / See him in his office in five minutes... / / You know... / I work with Hipbone a lot... but I know nothing about her... / 'Taint so strange... / It's just the kind of person she is, really. / She tends to stay in the background, and comes out when needed... / ...and she's a nice bit of tail... / Oh yeah. That too. / Alrite! / *smak!* / ...|
|girly: #251||You wanted to see me, sir. / Policeguy, I need you to investigate a matter of GRAVE importance to our city... / What we are about to discuss cannot leave this room, is that understood? / Yes sir. / You're no doubt aware that Captain Fist is bidding for mayor... / Yes... and frankly, his ads are.. / Yes, yes, yes... ASIDE from that... / Doesn't something seem STRANGE about this campaign? / Well... YEAH. / Why OUR city? Why not... / *skrtch skrtch* / Why not CHEAPGAG? Indeed. It is his hometown, and the people love him there. Yet he runs for the mayor of CUTE-TOWN. / FURTHERMORE... / US authorities know him to be rather naive, IMPRESSIONABLE fellow... / ...And he's not the type who would be interested in holding a public office... / ...So you think Cheapgag is using him to take contol of our town... / Off the record, that's EXACTLY what I think... / For now, all I can say for sure is that something isn't right. / Keep an eye on Captain Fist. That's your job for today... / For this assignment, you'll be partnered with Officer Hipbone... / WAUGH! / Good luck|
|girly: #252||yawn / Otraaaa... / why am I wearing a blood-caked sweater? / I had a feeling you'd forget / it's marinara sauce. from last night... / while we were in the hat district... / with the goats... / and the chimneys. / Ohh...I remember now...the goats and the chimneys... / anyway, the weather's too hot for sweaters... / SHFF FSSH / FWAPP / Otraaaa... / you better have a seat, this one will take a while...|
|girly: #253||we have too much clothes Otra! / I can't decide what to wear! / quit fussin' and put this on... / HNNGG! / ERRGH... / NNG..son of a... / RRGH...OOF! / there! / -DANGER- / CONTENTS UNDER PRESSURE / You've been waiting a LONG time to get this on me, huh?|
|girly: #254||Otra... / I can't find my glasses... / *whine* / Y'know, you seem to be able to see okay without them... / Oh...I can see most things, but I can't read well... / ...and they look good on me... / ...and my eyes are all adjusted to having them on... / ...so when they're off for a while, it makes my head hurt... / then my eyeballs POP OUT, and hang from their nerves. / then...they turn AGAINST each other... / I'll be walking down the street, bumping into things, with my eyeballs constantly in battle...everyone will stare and point... / it will be so embarrasing... / Slurrp / ...so i'll go home and write about it in my journal... / I'll have to hold up one of my eyeballs to be able to see what I'm writing...but there'll be no way to prevent the other eyeball from attacking it. / so...I'll have to call an eyeball trainer!|
|girly: #255||[[Cat is now so fat that his legs doesn't touch the ground]] / Winter...
/ how did our cat get like this? / I...I don't know...we feed him the same stuff, and he hasn't gone anywhere...
/ you know, he DOES just sit around all day now. That's probably it. / [[Shot of the cat walking about the city]]
/ Before he moved in, he was a cat about town...
/ He'd wander the streets, fending for himself...
/ It must have built a lot of character. / Now we just wait on him hand and foot, and he's gotten too accustomed to it. It's turned him into a useless doughball...Isn't that right?
/ Meow / Well, we're going to do something about this, starting today...
/ for now, I think you can stand to miss breakfast...
/ [[Otra starts to put the cat bowl away]]
/ Meow? / MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWW / [[Otra grudgingly puts the cat bowl back on the ground]]
|girly: #256||[[Otra rifles through the phonebook]] / Animal fashion agents...animal firemen... / Here we go...animal fitness trainers... / [[Dials the phone]] / Beep Boop Beep / Helloooo... / yes...I have a pet which...uh...let himself go. ...and I must admit I don't think I have the wherewithal to help him... / Y-yeah, it's my cat. How did you... / Wait...are you the vet? / Yes...why does this suprise you? / How? 'cause I'm an incredibly versatile, brilliant genius, that's how. / Excuse me a moment... / [[Lucy Mcurvy, animal doctor, turns to a hampster hanging on rings]] / I only counted nine body rows, Nutmeg! / *squeak* / I don't care if it hurts! Exercise is pain! Deal with it! / So you got a training program for cats, huh? Yeah it should be a little tough. something to remind him of the cat he used to be... / Ask her if she can train eyeballs! / Winter...shuush. / So...tomorrow at noon. sounds good. / My! Your feet cant even touch the ground! How do you get around, cat? / [[Cat swings his body so that he rolls over several times]] / Vwip / WMP / Impressive! / RUMBA RUMBA RUMBA RUMBA|
|girly: #257||[[Cat rolls around on the floor]] / RUMBA RUMBA RUMBA / [Winter chases Cat]] / WHEEEEE! / / Hey... / Be careful, you two! / 'Kay! / Meow / [[Cat hears Otra, and stops rolling] / TRIP / SPLAT|
|girly: #258||It's probably a good thing you WEREN'T wearing your glasses... / ...else you might have BROKEN them just now... / Eheheh... yeah.... / *sigh* Really, though... / Where could they be? / What if I lost them while we were out last night? / If that's the case, they could be ANYWHERE in the city... / And to find them... / It would take an ADVENTURE... / *vwip!* / *tnk* / / ...Guess that's what we'll be DOING, then... / WHOO HOOOO / But... REALLY, Winter... let's try to control ourselves... / We really adventured HARD last night... / *Pata pata pata* / My head still kinda hurts from it, and you don't even REMEMBER most of it... / Plus... y'know... it's how you lost your glasses in the FIRST place... / Duly noted, sidekick! / Now get out of that ROBE, already! / It's time for an ADVENTURE! Let's GO GO GO! / *Gyoink* / *FWAP* / *whirrr whirrr whirrr*|
|girly: #259||Cute-town Library / Now under ownership by Happy Co / We make your lives happy! / Bing ♪ / Brownleafgrrrl says: / Sometimes, I just find it really hard to trust people, and I don't know why... / Bing ♪ / Brownleafgrrrl says: / I mean, I've never really been betrayed before. Of course, I still haven't had a relationship or anything... =/ / Blong ♪ / Funnybunnyfan4531 says: / I think its natural for people to feel that way sometimes...I tend to have trouble trusting myself, actually. It's...hard to explain... / Funnybunnyfan4531 says: / But talking to you has certainly helped me feel more comfortable. =) / (He's so sweet...) / Heyyy, Autumn. Talking to your knight in shining armor again!? / GYEEP! / Oh, Autumn... / C...come on guys! What's so strange about it? / He still hasn't told you his name or what he looks like, has he? / W-well...no... / M-maybe that is a little strange... / poor girl... / if he's that secretive, you know what that means... / She's probably talking to... / Hyeeee! girl! / H...he's not like that! I...I'm sure of it! / Besides...it's not his looks that I care about... / Aww...we're just teasing, Autumn / But you should be careful... The internet is a scary place... / Anyway, the movie's about to start! let's go! / All right... / Brownleafgrrrl says: / Well, my friends are here. Will you be online tomorrow? / Funnybunnyfan4531 says: / Oh, I won't be going anywhere for a long time. Looking forward to seeing you again. Take care *hug*|
|girly: #260||(Nice invention...this "Internet" / This "lure" of mine doesn't seem to transfer over the network...) / (I never knew I could have such deep conversations with girls... / I feel like I've learned so much about them!) / *sigh* / (I do miss the actual human contact, though... / girls are so soft... / and the kissing...and...) / ARRG!! / WHOK / Now is not the time to think about this! / (There's lots of info on the net, and if I search long enough... / I'll find a way to fix my problem...surely...)|
|girly: #261||It's been very difficult...these past couple months... / You must understand...when you start living for revenge, it turns everything upside down, man... / It becomes endless wandering driven by hate! You question why you do it, but still, you must do it! / It's expensive too. we spent all our money on beef sticks and hotels. / ...and that's why we want a job... / Well, I sympathize...but you two are not qualified for the chartered accountant position... / But...our hearts burn with fiery passion! / Isn't that the kind of employee your firm could use!? / See here... / If you had read the position thoroughly, you'd know we're looking for fiery passion and good math skills... / On the application, for the question "What is 2+2?", you wrote "17 and rabbit". / We thought it was a metaphor. / Right...please get out of my office... / I get it. It's racism, isn't it? / You won't hire us 'cause we're canadians! That's it, isn't it!? / I'm calling security...|
|girly: #262||*sigh* / Brother... / I'm beginning to think we'll never get our revenge... / Don't say that, brother! / Remember what the pirate told us the other day!... / ARRRR! I did meet a blonde lassie! / A pretty lass, she was! she helped me out with an elephant infestation a fortnight ago! / Me memory of that night is a bit hazy... / She had some nice legs on her...and she wore spectacles... / Her name was...Summer? no...it was...maybe it was Summer. It was one of the four seasons... / Arrrr... / / GULP! / MGFF!? / You're right... / What was I thinking? of course it wasn't mere chance that we met that man. / Our love is guiding us!! / That's more like it! / Our revenge is a foregone conclusion! for we are Los Hermanos Rios Dios Del Buscadore En Los- / GULP!|
|girly: #263||The girl with glasses, and a season for a name... / ...and a big bottom. Don't forget that. / Three for "Sister Hearts Heights Embraces," pleeze. / .... / Hold on... Autumn's spacing out again... / Come back to earth, Autumn! Our planet needs you! / Those guys that just walked by... it sounded like they were talking about me. They said my butt was big. Does my butt look big? / Er... / N-never mind... / I just realized how that sounded / What movie are we seeing again? / Uhhh... I forgot already... the new chick flick / 'Cause we're chicks.|
|girly: #264||Well, here we are again, in the shopping district! / ...the seediest area of Cute-Town! / All right, Winter, the glasses shop closes at six, so we have 'till around five to find yours... / ...then I'm buying you a new pair. / We have no time to lose! / EVERYBODY! / We're looking for a lost pair of glasses! Do any of you have any CLUES? / And what if we DO? What's in it for US if we bestow this pertinent information upon thee!? / uhh... / We'll give you... / Otra's BODY! / WHAT!? / SORRY! I got nervous... / You should still at least TRY to think before you speak! / ...and WHY IS NOBODY INTERESTED!? / meh / ♪|
|girly: #265||Fair damsels! I pray thee, wait! / I am a COURAGEOUS KNIGHT! / I live to serve beautiful dames such as thee! / It would be an HONOR to accompany you on your quest! / Uh... / No. / Aw, PLEASE! Give me a CHANCE! / Sorry, good sir knight, but if you have a tip for us, that's good... / But as for the QUESTING, Otra and I are an exclusive team... / R... right... / *sigh*... Okaaaay... / I just like helping damsels is all... / ...Got the armor and everything... / / Aw... Otra... maybe we should do something. Just look at him! / / Er... / I have an idea! / Exchanging cell numbers... what kind of idea was THAT? Now what if he trieds to CALL us? / ...But it made him so HAPPY! / ...yeah...|
|girly: #266||We heard that you're a bartender who knows things... / You heard correctly. / Well, we're wondering if-- / But for the privilege of access to my vast knowledge... / you must first pass three trials! / *tp tp* / *SMAK SMAK SMAK SMAK SMAK* / / We're finished. / Yes, and well done! / Ask me whatever you wish... / Do you know where we might find a missing pair of glasses? / Hmm... / Nope. No idea. Sorry. / ♪|
|girly: #267||Well, Winter, not that I've given up already but... / I wouldn't get your hopes up... / Look, Otra! / It's a corgi! / Hehe...he's eating out of the garbage. Isn't that cute? / *mnch mnch mnch* / You know, you'd be amazed by how much perfectly edible food people tend to throw away... / Oh yeah?|
|girly: #268||... / ... / / / / *tmp* / *WHOOSH!* / *skt skt skt* / AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!|
|girly: #269||*Ch-CHNK* / *tnk tnk tnk tnk* / *RAT-A-TAT-A-TAT* / *whrrrrrr* / Future site for LOVE BANK / A HAPPYCO company / NOCOPS / Bread Delivery / There are no cops in our vans!â„¢ / So...uh...what's he doing now? / He's eating hot dogs... / and singing a song about it... / ♪ My head is a fist, and my fist is a fist! ♪ / ♪ I take the hot dogs by the fist and put them in my other fist. ♪ / ♪ Yummy yummy yummy! ♪ / AHM / Stakeouts are the worst, aren't they? / It's dangerous work, yet so boring... / Wait! / *BEEE BEEE BEEE BEEE* / It's the Danger Alarm! Danger is about to happen! / *BUMP* / Oh no! My lunch! / *Whssssssh* / / ? / !|
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