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Cat and Girl are Power Broke Girl: If the '60s were about power - / Girl: The '00s are about legitimacy. / Cat: Bosh! / Cat: It's ALWAYS about power. / Cat: Always. / Cat: Always always always always / Cat: always always always always always always / Cat: always! always! / Cat: always always always always always always always...
Cat and Girl's Music for Dancing "Stop in the Name of Love" / [[Girl holds up a hand]] / Stop! In the name of love / [[Girl puts her hand over her heart. "The Self-Exam."]] / Before you break my heart / [[Girl turns her arms around each other.]] / Think it oh-oh-ver / "Get Me Away From Here I'm Dying" / [[Boy points to his smiling mouth.]] / With...
Public Transportation fails Cat [[Cat approaches a lady standing at a bus stop.]] / Cat: Wanna go for a ride? / Lady: Is that your car? / Cat: No. / Cat: But the bus should be here in seven minutes. / Cat: <> / Cat: Going my way? / Second Lady: Which way's that? / Cat: Wherever the bus goes. / Cat: <> / Cat: Do you...
Despite All Cat's Rage [[Cat holds a newspaper up for Girl. The headline is "Cat Rescued From Tree."]] / Cat: Have you seen today's paper? / Cat: I'm famous! / Cat: From the recycling bins of Appalachia / Cat: to the bird cages of Avenue Z / Cat: I will live forever! / Cat: I will - / Cat: OOF / [[Cat falls down the...
Cat at the Crossroads [[A map. Two roads cross.]] / Cat: I guess this is the place. / [[Cat concentrates.]] / [[He checks his watch.]] / <> / [[The devil appears.]] / Devil: You again. / Cat: I beseech thee powers of darkness / Devil: What is it? / Cat: I have come to the crossroads to... / Devil: Oh gee wait,...
 
Fahrenheit vs Celsius Beatnik Vampire: Well, an inch was the length of a thumb. / Vampire: And a yard was the length between your nose and your outstretched thumb. / Girl: So man was literally the measure. / Cat: What's a hectare? / Vampire: A really big rabbit. / Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen - / Announcer: Let's get...
Girl and the Dream of Whales [[Two whales.]] / [[Four whales in the water. A ship is on the horizon.]] / [[A harpoon is thrown.]] / [[It hits the whale.]] / [[The whale pulls a rowboat with it.]] / [[Blood leaks from the whale.]] / [[Girl wakes up sitting in an armchair with a book open in front of her.]] / [[She rubs her...
Boy Dreams On Girl: Help! / [[Girl holds on to the edge of a cliff, her feet swinging over the abyss.]] / Boy: I'll save you! / [[A heart appears above Girl's head.]] / [[Boy considers his daydream.]] / [[Girl can't reach a jar in a kitchen cabinet.]] / Girl: Help! / Boy: I can't quite reach. / Boy: But you can...
Cat and Girl discuss the Meaning of Life [[Cat and Girl are at the supermarket. Girl pushes their shopping cart.]] / Cat: [[Cat at home on a sunny, day, drinking paint out of a can.]] / Girl: [[Cat at home at night with an aching stomach.]] / Cat: [[Girl at home on a sunny day, reading and drinking coffee.]] / Girl: [[Girl at home during a thunderstorm,...
Cat and Girl Chase [[Girl sits in a dark room reading. Books piled up next to her include Conrad, Blake and Kerouac.]] / [[Cat opens the door and knocks Girl's pile of books over.]] / Cat: It's a beautiful day! / Girl: ah! / [[Girl runs away.]] / Cat: Let's go to the frosting factory? / [[Cat chases her.]] / Cat: The abandoned...
 
Girl's Pet Project [[Cat wears sunglasses and clutches a coffee cup. Pain emanates from his head. He pulls a curtain closed.]] / [[He sees a bottle of booze.]] / [[Cat is about to drink it.]] / Voice: Go on! / Devil Mouse: It'll make you feel good! / Angel Mouse: Yes. And it reduces the risk of heart attacks! / Devil...
Cat's Pet Peeves [[Girl opens the refrigerator door and bumps into Cat.]] / Cat: Oh! / Girl: Excuse me. / [[Cat watches her leave.]] / Cat: ...my cheese... / [[Girl is tucking mice into their little beds.]] / Girl: What kind of story do you want to hear? / Mouse: Tell me a story about Mickey Finn! / Girl: Mickey Finn...
Morning in America [[Girl takes cereal down out of the cabinet.]] / [[She carries it to the table.]] / [[Girl pours milk in her cereal.]] / [[She eats her cereal. Cat looks over her shoulder.]] / [[Girl's newspaper says: Shuttle Disaster Seven Dead.]] / <> / [[The Beatnik Vampire is at the door dressed like...
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Story Time with Girl [[Girl sits on the couch with the mice, holding a book.]] / Girl: What story do you want tonight? / Mouse: Mrs. Frisby! / Mouse: Mrs. Frisby! She's my hero! / Girl: Kids... / Girl: We don't use words like "hero" and "genius" in this house. / Girl: Now have we talked about this? / Mouse: Yes. / Mouse: I...
 
Girl's Custom Slips [[Girl reaches into a mailbox.]] / [[She has a package.]] / Girl: My penpal sent me chocolates! / Cat: ooo Can I have one? / Girl: No! / [[Girl eats the chocolates by herself]] / VS. / [[Girl shares her chocolates with Cat, Boy and Grrrl.]] / [[Pie charts. 100% Chocolate Satisfaction = 25% Chocolate...
Boy Makes It Up [[Boy is in a garden.]] / [[Boy is pursued by a swarm of angry bees.]] / [[Boy bakes and eats cookies.]] / [[Boy feels sick from eating too many cookies.]] / [[Boy is standing alone, next to a mail box.]] / Boy: Mind if I sit here? / Boy: Some weather we're having. / Boy: Do you think God exists? / [[Boy...
Cat and Girl make a Sound Girl: No mail. / Girl: It's a conspiracy. / Cat: Like the moon landing! / Cat: They faked the moon landing! / Girl: Well all history is faked, or it might as well be. / Girl: I wasn't there. You weren't there. / Girl: Who can say what happened! / [[Girl looks up at a bird in a tree.]] / Girl: It's...
Cat and Girl wake up in Kansas [[Dorothy draws a comic.]] / Man in Top Hat: I say! / Man in Top Hat: This is delightful! / Man with Moustache: Indeed! / Man in Top Hat: Please take this money! / Man with Moustache: Keep the wheelbarrow! / [[Cat and Girl balloons float over a cheering crowd.]] / Crowd: Cat! And! Girl! Cat! And!...
Grrrl is a White Hat [[A group of people stand in high-top Converse All-Stars.]] / [[They wear button-up collared shirts with multiple pins.]] / [[They wear berets. A "Raffle" sign hangs above their heads.]] / [["Zine Raffle." Grrrl stands behind the table.]] / Girl: Cool! / Girl: They put you in charge? / Grrrl: Huh? / Girl:...
 
Boy is in Business [[A camera sits in a store window.]] / [[Boy stares at it.]] / [[Boy imagines buying the camera.]] / [[Boy imagines giving it to Girl.]] / [[Boy thinks about money.]] / [[Boy builds a lemonade stand.]] / Lady: One lemonade, please. / Boy: Yes ma'am! / Lady: That was a ten. / Boy: Oops. Just a minute. / Lady:...
Cat and Girl versus Hope Girl: The new Harper's. / Girl: Hot Chocolate. / [[Girl sits down.]] / Girl: A Law and Order marathon. / Girl: <> / Girl: If this is giving up - / [[Cat and Girl sit reading by lamplight.]] / Girl: It's not so bad. / <> / <> / [[Girl spills her hot chocolate.]] / Girl:...
The Physical as a Reflection of the Spiritual [[Girl wakes up in bed thinking about her alarm clock.]] / [[An alarm clock rings.]] / [[Girl thinks about a hippopotamus as she holds a hunk of clay.]] / [[Girl builds a hippopotamus from clay.]] / [[Girl sits on a couch dreaming of her sandwich.]] / [[Girl sits in the kitchen eating a sandwich.]] / [[Girl...
The Spiritual as a Reflection of the Physical [[An alarm clock rings.]] / [[Girl wakes up in bed thinking about her alarm clock.]] / [[Girl builds a hippopotamus from clay.]] / [[Girl thinks about a hippopotamus as she holds a hunk of clay.]] / [[Girl sits in the kitchen eating a sandwich.]] / [[Girl sits on a couch dreaming of her sandwich.]] / [[An...
Girl Misses the Bus [[Girl stands at the bus stop with a backpack.]] / Cat: Wait! / Cat: You forgot your lunch. / Girl: Oh. Thanks. / [[Girl waits.]] / Cat: Science book. / [[Cat hands Girl galoshes.]] / Cat: If it rains. / [[Cat hands Girl a television.]] / Cat: And - / [[Cat hands Girl a chair.]] / Cat: For sitting. / [[Girl...
 
It's Raining, Cat and Girl [[Cat concentrates.]] / [[Girl concentrates.]] / [[Cat concentrates.]] / Girl: Oh! / [[A web browser.]] / [[Google.]] / [[The results page for "backgammon."]] / [[Cat and Girl stare at the backgammon board.]] / [[A gif of a backgammon board.]] / Girl: Well gee! / Cat: What did people do before...
Girl's Elementary Schooling Girl: The Periodic Table. / Girl: The Bill of Rights. / Girl: Calculus. / [[Girl wears a backpack as she walks alongside the Beatnik Vampire.]] / Girl: Algebra, maybe, but calculus! / Girl: I won't need calculus in the real world. / Girl: But if they decide we have to learn it, we have to learn it. / Girl:...
Cat meets America's Finest [[Grrrl is outside watering flowers.]] / Cat: You're a hero! / [[Boy sits at the "Love It or Lemonade" stand.]] / Cat: You're a hero! / [[One man gives money to another man holding out a cup.]] / Cat: You're a hero! / [[Girl is sewing while the Beatnik Vampire reads a book beside her on the couch.]] / Cat:...
Cat and Girl's Halloween Party 2 [[Girl is dressed like a Cat. Cat is dressed like a jack o'lantern. They are both screaming.]] / Cat and Girl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA / [[A young trick or treater is wearing a George Bush mask.]] / Cat and Girl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA / [[Cat and Girl scream.]] / Cat and Girl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA / [[Boy...
Grrrl's Concise Bestiary [[Grrrl wears her Hipster Scout uniform.]] / Girl: So the hat means you're a Le Tigre Cub? / Grrrl: Well, not exactly. / Grrrl: See, glasses mean you're in Troup Emo. / Grrrl: Junior Emos wear their shirts buttoned to the collar. / Grrrl: Winners of the DIY Derby wear black laces in their Converse All-Stars. / Grrrl:...
 

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