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| Cat and Girl are Power Broke | Girl: If the '60s were about power - / Girl: The '00s are about legitimacy.
/ Cat: Bosh! / Cat: It's ALWAYS about power. / Cat: Always. / Cat: Always always always always / Cat: always always always always always always / Cat: always! always! / Cat: always always always always always always always... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1229 |
| Cat and Girl's Music for Dancing | "Stop in the Name of Love"
/ [[Girl holds up a hand]]
/ Stop! In the name of love / [[Girl puts her hand over her heart. "The Self-Exam."]]
/ Before you break my heart / [[Girl turns her arms around each other.]]
/ Think it oh-oh-ver / "Get Me Away From Here I'm Dying"
/ [[Boy points to his smiling mouth.]]
/ With... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1231 |
| Public Transportation fails Cat | [[Cat approaches a lady standing at a bus stop.]]
/ Cat: Wanna go for a ride? / Lady: Is that your car?
/ Cat: No. / Cat: But the bus should be here in seven minutes. / Cat: < http://catandgirl.com/?p=1233 |
| Despite All Cat's Rage | [[Cat holds a newspaper up for Girl. The headline is "Cat Rescued From Tree."]]
/ Cat: Have you seen today's paper? / Cat: I'm famous! / Cat: From the recycling bins of Appalachia / Cat: to the bird cages of Avenue Z / Cat: I will live forever! / Cat: I will - / Cat: OOF / [[Cat falls down the... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1235 |
| Cat at the Crossroads | [[A map. Two roads cross.]] / Cat: I guess this is the place. / [[Cat concentrates.]] / [[He checks his watch.]]
/ < http://catandgirl.com/?p=1237 |
| Fahrenheit vs Celsius | Beatnik Vampire: Well, an inch was the length of a thumb. / Vampire: And a yard was the length between your nose and your outstretched thumb. / Girl: So man was literally the measure. / Cat: What's a hectare?
/ Vampire: A really big rabbit. / Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen - / Announcer: Let's get... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1239 |
| Girl and the Dream of Whales | [[Two whales.]] / [[Four whales in the water. A ship is on the horizon.]] / [[A harpoon is thrown.]] / [[It hits the whale.]] / [[The whale pulls a rowboat with it.]] / [[Blood leaks from the whale.]] / [[Girl wakes up sitting in an armchair with a book open in front of her.]] / [[She rubs her... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1241 |
| Boy Dreams On | Girl: Help!
/ [[Girl holds on to the edge of a cliff, her feet swinging over the abyss.]] / Boy: I'll save you!
/ [[A heart appears above Girl's head.]] / [[Boy considers his daydream.]] / [[Girl can't reach a jar in a kitchen cabinet.]]
/ Girl: Help! / Boy: I can't quite reach. / Boy: But you can... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1243 |
| Cat and Girl discuss the Meaning of Life | [[Cat and Girl are at the supermarket. Girl pushes their shopping cart.]]
/ Cat: [[Cat at home on a sunny, day, drinking paint out of a can.]]
/ Girl: [[Cat at home at night with an aching stomach.]] / Cat: [[Girl at home on a sunny day, reading and drinking coffee.]]
/ Girl: [[Girl at home during a thunderstorm,... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1245 |
| Cat and Girl Chase | [[Girl sits in a dark room reading. Books piled up next to her include Conrad, Blake and Kerouac.]] / [[Cat opens the door and knocks Girl's pile of books over.]]
/ Cat: It's a beautiful day!
/ Girl: ah! / [[Girl runs away.]]
/ Cat: Let's go to the frosting factory? / [[Cat chases her.]]
/ Cat: The abandoned... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1247 |
| Girl's Pet Project | [[Cat wears sunglasses and clutches a coffee cup. Pain emanates from his head. He pulls a curtain closed.]] / [[He sees a bottle of booze.]] / [[Cat is about to drink it.]]
/ Voice: Go on! / Devil Mouse: It'll make you feel good! / Angel Mouse: Yes. And it reduces the risk of heart attacks! / Devil... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1249 |
| Cat's Pet Peeves | [[Girl opens the refrigerator door and bumps into Cat.]]
/ Cat: Oh!
/ Girl: Excuse me. / [[Cat watches her leave.]] / Cat: ...my cheese... / [[Girl is tucking mice into their little beds.]]
/ Girl: What kind of story do you want to hear? / Mouse: Tell me a story about Mickey Finn! / Girl: Mickey Finn... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1251 |
| Morning in America | [[Girl takes cereal down out of the cabinet.]] / [[She carries it to the table.]] / [[Girl pours milk in her cereal.]] / [[She eats her cereal. Cat looks over her shoulder.]] / [[Girl's newspaper says: Shuttle Disaster Seven Dead.]]
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| Story Time with Girl | [[Girl sits on the couch with the mice, holding a book.]]
/ Girl: What story do you want tonight?
/ Mouse: Mrs. Frisby!
/ Mouse: Mrs. Frisby! She's my hero! / Girl: Kids... / Girl: We don't use words like "hero" and "genius" in this house. / Girl: Now have we talked about this?
/ Mouse: Yes.
/ Mouse: I... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1257 |
| Girl's Custom Slips | [[Girl reaches into a mailbox.]] / [[She has a package.]] / Girl: My penpal sent me chocolates! / Cat: ooo Can I have one?
/ Girl: No! / [[Girl eats the chocolates by herself]]
/ VS.
/ [[Girl shares her chocolates with Cat, Boy and Grrrl.]] / [[Pie charts. 100% Chocolate Satisfaction = 25% Chocolate... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1259 |
| Boy Makes It Up | [[Boy is in a garden.]] / [[Boy is pursued by a swarm of angry bees.]] / [[Boy bakes and eats cookies.]] / [[Boy feels sick from eating too many cookies.]] / [[Boy is standing alone, next to a mail box.]]
/ Boy: Mind if I sit here? / Boy: Some weather we're having. / Boy: Do you think God exists? / [[Boy... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1261 |
| Cat and Girl make a Sound | Girl: No mail. / Girl: It's a conspiracy.
/ Cat: Like the moon landing! / Cat: They faked the moon landing! / Girl: Well all history is faked, or it might as well be. / Girl: I wasn't there. You weren't there. / Girl: Who can say what happened! / [[Girl looks up at a bird in a tree.]] / Girl: It's... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1263 |
| Cat and Girl wake up in Kansas | [[Dorothy draws a comic.]] / Man in Top Hat: I say! / Man in Top Hat: This is delightful!
/ Man with Moustache: Indeed! / Man in Top Hat: Please take this money!
/ Man with Moustache: Keep the wheelbarrow! / [[Cat and Girl balloons float over a cheering crowd.]] / Crowd: Cat! And! Girl! Cat! And!... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1291 |
| Grrrl is a White Hat | [[A group of people stand in high-top Converse All-Stars.]] / [[They wear button-up collared shirts with multiple pins.]] / [[They wear berets. A "Raffle" sign hangs above their heads.]] / [["Zine Raffle." Grrrl stands behind the table.]]
/ Girl: Cool! / Girl: They put you in charge? / Grrrl: Huh?
/ Girl:... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1293 |
| Boy is in Business | [[A camera sits in a store window.]] / [[Boy stares at it.]] / [[Boy imagines buying the camera.]] / [[Boy imagines giving it to Girl.]] / [[Boy thinks about money.]] / [[Boy builds a lemonade stand.]] / Lady: One lemonade, please.
/ Boy: Yes ma'am! / Lady: That was a ten.
/ Boy: Oops. Just a minute. / Lady:... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1295 |
| Cat and Girl versus Hope | Girl: The new Harper's. / Girl: Hot Chocolate. / [[Girl sits down.]]
/ Girl: A Law and Order marathon. / Girl: < http://catandgirl.com/?p=1297 |
| The Physical as a Reflection of the Spiritual | [[Girl wakes up in bed thinking about her alarm clock.]] / [[An alarm clock rings.]] / [[Girl thinks about a hippopotamus as she holds a hunk of clay.]] / [[Girl builds a hippopotamus from clay.]] / [[Girl sits on a couch dreaming of her sandwich.]] / [[Girl sits in the kitchen eating a sandwich.]] / [[Girl... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1299 |
| The Spiritual as a Reflection of the Physical | [[An alarm clock rings.]] / [[Girl wakes up in bed thinking about her alarm clock.]] / [[Girl builds a hippopotamus from clay.]] / [[Girl thinks about a hippopotamus as she holds a hunk of clay.]] / [[Girl sits in the kitchen eating a sandwich.]] / [[Girl sits on a couch dreaming of her sandwich.]] / [[An... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1301 |
| Girl Misses the Bus | [[Girl stands at the bus stop with a backpack.]]
/ Cat: Wait! / Cat: You forgot your lunch.
/ Girl: Oh. Thanks. / [[Girl waits.]] / Cat: Science book. / [[Cat hands Girl galoshes.]]
/ Cat: If it rains. / [[Cat hands Girl a television.]]
/ Cat: And - / [[Cat hands Girl a chair.]]
/ Cat: For sitting. / [[Girl... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1303 |
| It's Raining, Cat and Girl | [[Cat concentrates.]] / [[Girl concentrates.]] / [[Cat concentrates.]] / Girl: Oh! / [[A web browser.]] / [[Google.]] / [[The results page for "backgammon."]] / [[Cat and Girl stare at the backgammon board.]] / [[A gif of a backgammon board.]]
/ Girl: Well gee! / Cat: What did people do before... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1305 |
| Girl's Elementary Schooling | Girl: The Periodic Table. / Girl: The Bill of Rights. / Girl: Calculus. / [[Girl wears a backpack as she walks alongside the Beatnik Vampire.]]
/ Girl: Algebra, maybe, but calculus! / Girl: I won't need calculus in the real world. / Girl: But if they decide we have to learn it, we have to learn it. / Girl:... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1307 |
| Cat meets America's Finest | [[Grrrl is outside watering flowers.]]
/ Cat: You're a hero! / [[Boy sits at the "Love It or Lemonade" stand.]]
/ Cat: You're a hero! / [[One man gives money to another man holding out a cup.]]
/ Cat: You're a hero! / [[Girl is sewing while the Beatnik Vampire reads a book beside her on the couch.]]
/ Cat:... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1309 |
| Cat and Girl's Halloween Party 2 | [[Girl is dressed like a Cat. Cat is dressed like a jack o'lantern. They are both screaming.]]
/ Cat and Girl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA / [[A young trick or treater is wearing a George Bush mask.]]
/ Cat and Girl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA / [[Cat and Girl scream.]]
/ Cat and Girl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA / [[Boy... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1311 |
| Grrrl's Concise Bestiary | [[Grrrl wears her Hipster Scout uniform.]]
/ Girl: So the hat means you're a Le Tigre Cub?
/ Grrrl: Well, not exactly. / Grrrl: See, glasses mean you're in Troup Emo. / Grrrl: Junior Emos wear their shirts buttoned to the collar. / Grrrl: Winners of the DIY Derby wear black laces in their Converse All-Stars. / Grrrl:... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1313 |
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