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| Lifestyles of the Nouveau Pauvre | [[The Beatnik Vampire and Girl are at a bar.]]
/ Girl: Rice and beans. Laundromats. / Vampire: Taking furniture from the garbage. / Girl: Hand me down VCRs. Movies from the library.
/ Vampire: Taking ketchup from McDonalds. / Vampire: Stealing toilet paper from bars.
/ Girl: Freezing in the winter. / Vampire:... http://catandgirl.com/?p=12 |
| Abstract Expressionist | [[Girl stands at a bus stop]] / < http://catandgirl.com/?p=16 |
| Hysteria | [[Cat's wearing a lab coat and holding a clipboard.]]
/ Cat: One out of five armchair doctors agree mental illness is a social construct! / Girl: Of course - we look to society for guidance in how to express ourselves.
/ Cat: Two out of seven armchairs agree AUGH GET OFF GET OFF / Girl: And diagnoses... http://catandgirl.com/?p=18 |
| Wheremones | [[Cat stands in front of the bathroom mirror brushing his hair.]] / [[Cat applies something to his face.]] / [[He beams.]] / [[Cat approaches Girl.]] / Girl: < http://catandgirl.com/?p=20 |
| Attention Shoppers | [[Girl is in a supermarket.]] / [[Grrrl approaches her, wearing a mask.]]
/ Grrrl: Pssssst - / Grrrl: It's my secret identity! / Girl: For what?
/ Grrrl: For WHAT for EVERYTHING / Grrrl: There's no PRIVACY in SOCIETY - our every MOVE is recorded by credit card and EZ pass - / Grrrl: You can't go outside... http://catandgirl.com/?p=22 |
| Ascending | [[Cat and Girl walk by a roller coaster and ticket booth.]]
/ Girl: John Kerry.
/ Cat: Woah. / [[Girl buys a ticket.]]
/ Girl: Feudalism is a pretty clear exchange.
/ Cat: Did my watch stop? / [[They get on the roller coaster]]
/ Girl: Subjects trade AUTONOMY for PROTECTION -
/ Cat: Or are we going to / < |
| Descending | [[Cat and Girl are on a rollercoaster]]
/ Girl: Everyone's out for THEMSELVES - cashing in bonuses and fleeing the scene - securing their advantage AGAINST the hoi polloi rather than FOR it. / Girl: And if society FAILS so BE it!
/ Cat: What's this got to do with me? / [[Cat and Girl's car is poised... http://catandgirl.com/?p=26 |
| Our Candidate | [[Cat stands at a podium, microphones pointed at him. An American flag hangs behind him. Voices come from below the panel.]]
/ Voice: Excuse me
/ Voice: Excuse me - Over here / Voice: How would you address overcrowding in the prison system?
/ Cat: Touring productions of Godspell. / Voice: The rising unemployment... http://catandgirl.com/?p=28 |
| Sand Mansions | [[Cat and Girl are at the beach. Cat is building a sand house.]]
/ Cat: I just had the roof redone. / Cat: And the new four car garage should improve the resale value. / Cat: Plus I've got a couple thousand sand dollars in the bank. / Girl: Sand dollars are at an all-time low against the euro. / Cat:... http://catandgirl.com/?p=30 |
| Join the Club | [[Cat is in the kitchen with a pitcher.]]
/ Cat: I made Kool-Aid. / [[Cat carries the pitcher -]]
/ Cat: I made Kool-Aid. / [[outside, where Girl is sitting.
/ Cat: I made Kool-Aid! / Cat: Want some Kool-Aid? / Girl: No thanks.
/ Cat: Cold fresh Kool-Aid? / Girl: I'm trying to eat local.
/ Cat: So now... http://catandgirl.com/?p=32 |
| The Great Beyond | [[Cat and Girl walk down a city street.]] / [[Cat and Girl walk through a supermarket.]] / [[Cat and Girl walk outside.]] / [[Above them the nigh sky shimmers with stars.]] / Girl: There are infinite worlds. / [[They face each other.]] / Girl: The cassingle must be viable SOMEWHERE. http://catandgirl.com/?p=34 |
| The Making of a Cat and Girl Cartoon | [[Dorothy sits at a table in front of a computer, drawing. Audio comes from the computer.]]
/ NPR: A two CD set featuring some of NPR's / NPR: funniest driveway moments - Here in the United States / NPR: five men go on trial today. They're all Muslims, they're all in their twenties, and they all lived... http://catandgirl.com/?p=36 |
| Pardon My French | [[Girl and the Beatnik Vampire are watching television.]] / Vampire: UGH / Vampire: Is it even POSSIBLE to be part of a culture when you're SO alienated by its ideals? / Vampire: Luxury without quality. / [[They step outside.]]
/ Vampire: Big cars - Big houses - Big flat screened TVs. / [[They enter... http://catandgirl.com/?p=38 |
| Fear Street | [[Cat is dressed as a pirate and Girl has skull makeup on. The Beatnik Vampire is at the door in a bear costume.]]
/ Cat: Smokey!
/ Vampire: Bear Stearns. / [[The Alone Ranger is dressed like the devil.]]
/ Girl: You're -
/ Ranger: Hank Paulson! / [[Outside, Napoleon is dressed as a tank and Grrrl is in... http://catandgirl.com/?p=52 |
| Bad Decision Dinosaur in: Trick or Treat! | [[Bad Decision Dinosaur, dressed as a police officer, walks down the street dreaming of candy.]] / < http://catandgirl.com/?p=54 |
| Your 2008 Presidential Election Drinking Game | < http://catandgirl.com/?p=56 |
| Morning in America | [[Girl wakes up - it's a brand new sunny day!]] / [[Girl sits in the kitchen eating breakfast with a smile on her face.]] / [[Girl flosses her teeth.]] / [[Girl has a jacket and scarf on and she heads for the door carrying a backpack.]] / [[Girl walks outside, looking up at the sun.]] / [[Girl reaches... http://catandgirl.com/?p=58 |
| Graveyard Shift | [[Cat and Girl are walking at night past a spooky graveyard. Cat looks worried.]] / < http://catandgirl.com/?p=60 |
| Party Trick | Cat: Let's get some food.
/ Girl: Sure - where? / Cat: There's a Farmer's Market -
/ Girl: YUPPIES! / Girl: Self-satisfied creative professionals patting themselves on the back for buying organic - NO - / Girl: For buying LOCAL - Organic's for hockey moms at Walmart now! GREEN is the new way to feel... http://catandgirl.com/?p=62 |
| Limitless Possibility | [[A mailbox stands in front of a suburban home.]] / [[Cat opens the door of the house.]] / [[Cat approaches the mailbox, excited.]] / [[Cat pulls mail out of the mailbox.]]
/ Cat: "Resident" / Cat: Resident - Resident - / Cat: Dear Occupant - Dear Resident - To the folks at -
/ Cat: "Winner" / [[Cat... http://catandgirl.com/?p=64 |
| Happily Ever After | [[Girl is in bed, and Cat is sitting in a chair next to the bed. The moon shines through the window.]]
/ Cat: Once upon a time - / Cat: There was a MAINSTREAM. / Cat: And everyone watched network television and ate meatloaf and read Life Magazine. Except for some beatniks and unassimilated immigrant... http://catandgirl.com/?p=66 |
| Good Fortune | [[The Alone Ranger sits at the bar, one finger up, waiting for a drink.]] / [[He sits with his drink.]] / [[He walks out of the bar and into the cold.]] / [[The Alone Ranger spots money in the snow.]] / [[He imagines himself back in the bar.]]
/ Alone Ranger: A round on me! / [[Holding the money,... http://catandgirl.com/?p=113 |
| The Banks of Denial | [[Girl and Cat are in a rowboat.]]
/ Girl: Where are the captains of industry willing to go down with the ship? / Girl: The Hamburglers of Calais - fat with profit - but willing to step up when called upon. / Girl: Our captains of industry don't make anything but money. / Girl: The employer might feel... http://catandgirl.com/?p=115 |
| Chain of Command | [[Boy is standing in an office by a copier holding a piece of cake.]]
/ Boy: Work birthdays. / Boy: Casual fridays. / Boy: Like we're pretending work is some kind of negotiated and considered CHOICE / Boy: Instead of the PRICE we pay for living in a society where anyone BIGGER or STRONGER than us can't... http://catandgirl.com/?p=117 |
| Commodities | [[Cat and Girl are in the supermarket.]]
/ Girl: Milk is expensive. / Girl: Cereal's expensive. / Girl: Eggs are expensive.
/ Cat: And who can afford to raise children? / Girl: I BELIEVE I should be content with bread and water.
/ Cat: Bread is how America punishes itself. / Girl: But the seduction... http://catandgirl.com/?p=121 |
| Living Alone | [[The Alone Ranger stands in the supermarket, considering a small carton of milk.]] / [[He asks for one sausage at the meat counter.]] / [[He checks out - milk, sausage, potatoes, wine.]] / [[He arrives home with his bag of groceries.]] / [[In the kitchen he fries up the sausage.]] / [[He sits in... http://catandgirl.com/?p=123 |
| Greek to Me | Girl: We can spend our lives always seeking - wanting - MORE - / Girl: or we can be satisfied with what we've got. / Girl: Which is the greater tragedy? / Cat: You make everything sad.
/ Girl: Do you have a best friend? / Cat: Let's do something FUN.
/ Girl: I like fun. / Cat: Let's have a POOL PARTY!
/ Girl:... http://catandgirl.com/?p=125 |
| Ghosts | [[A skeleton with no face in a black cowl and polo shirt stands in a supermarket aisle.]] / [[He's considering a tube of food.]] / [[He checks to see that no one is watching.]] / < http://catandgirl.com/?p=127 |
| Bad Decision Doublemint Dinosaur | [[Bad Decision Dinosaur, holding binoculars, watches a bird in a tree]] / [[A Dinosaur with an "M" on his shirt eats a hot dog and waves to Cat and Girl as they pass by in a rowboat.]] / [[Mystery Dinosaur has an idea]] / [[He pushes another boat into the water]] / [[He paddles down the stream, delighted]] / [[Bad... http://catandgirl.com/?p=129 |
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