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| Conference Room 9 in Outer Space | [[Cat and Girl are in an office wearing space helmets.]]
/ Girl: Hand me the file for the Jupiter account. / [[Cat takes a manila folder out of his desk.]] / Girl: The invoice isn't signed. / Girl: This was supposed to go out last week! / [[Cat works at his computer.]]
/ < http://catandgirl.com/?p=986 |
| The Planning Stages | [[Cat is writing in a book.]] / [[Girl taps him on the shoulder.]]
/ Cat: Eep! / Girl: What's that? / [[Cat holds the book up for her.]]
/ Girl: You have an agenda? / Cat: I write down stuff I have to do. / [[Girl looks through Cat's agenda.]]
/ Cat: And then when I do it I cross it off. / Girl: I... http://catandgirl.com/?p=988 |
| That's my Fun Day | Cat: C'mon C'mon / Cat: The Frosting Factory is still open.
/ Girl: No. / Cat: International House of Wax Pancakes?
/ Girl: No. / Cat: Skeeball at Funderdome?
/ Girl: I'm tired. / [[Girl leaves Cat alone.]] / Cat: What am I supposed to do?
/ Girl: Just make pop culture references until something sticks. / Cat:... http://catandgirl.com/?p=990 |
| Where is the Little Andres Serranos Room? | [[Cat sits at a bar drinking paint.]]
/ Man in striped shirt: Jasper Johns, please. / [[The man is served a can of Ballantine Ale.]] / Lady with winged hair: Gimmee a Lichtenstein? / [[The bartender serves her a glass of something colored with benday dots.]] / [[The bartender holds a glass with a... http://catandgirl.com/?p=992 |
| Yesterday's Papers | [[Cat is reading a newspaper.]]
/ Cat: Kansas! / Cat: Did you see this? / Cat: They're not gonna teach devolution in their schools! / Girl: But devolution is a scientifically proven fact! / [[Cat puts on a Devo hat and hands Girl a wooden sword.]] / [[Cat and Girl both wear Devo hats and swing swords... http://catandgirl.com/?p=994 |
| Lunch Time | [[Girl is washing dishes in the sink.]]
/ Cat: Hungry?
/ Girl: A little. / Cat: Good! I'll order a pizza. / [[Cat cuts out a piece of paper.]] / [[Cat is sitting behind a desk. He writes on the paper.]] / [[He holds it up.]] / [[He licks an envelope.]] / [[He puts a stamp on the envelope.]] / Girl:... http://catandgirl.com/?p=996 |
| Cat versus Hobos | [[Girl is drinking a milkshake.. Cat is angry.]]
/ Cat: Why is everyone making hobo jokes? Hobos aren't funny. / Cat: Hobos will steal your shoes for a dollar - like in "Pretty Woman." / Cat: And they'll use that dollar to buy forty ounces of "Perfect Gent." / Cat: Then they'll crap in your shoes and... http://catandgirl.com/?p=998 |
| Cat and Girl versus Tooth Decay | [[Cat and Girl are brushing their teeth. We see their reflection in the bathroom mirror.]] / Girl: We can't ever really know how other people see us. / Girl: < http://catandgirl.com/?p=1000 |
| Memory Lanes | [[Girl is in the closet going through boxes. Behind her are a bowling ball and boxes marked "winter clothes" and "ornaments."]] / Girl: I thought my badminton racquet was in one of these. / [[Girl puts the box back up.]] / [[Girl opens another box.]] / Girl: What's this? / Cat: Oh! My awards! / Cat:... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1002 |
| Scene Politics | [[The Beatnik Vampire has a mustache and carries a guitar case. Girl walks with him.]]
/ Girl: Yeah, we just had practice. Went over some songs. / Girl: How's your band... uh - you know - / Vampire: "Pandemonium." it's a pun. / Girl: Pandamonium? Like pandas? / Vampire: Pandemonium. Like pans. / Girl:... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1004 |
| Chinese Democracy | [[Cat and Girl sit at a diner.]] / Girl: Yawn / [[Their booth is empty - they are gone.]] / [[Cat and Girl walk to mega box store "Price B Rite."]] / [[They play ping pong in the sporting goods aisle.]] / [[Girl sits at a table in the Garden section. Cat pushes a lawnmower across the floor.]] / [[Cat... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1008 |
| Creation Nation | [[Storm clouds in a dark sky.]] / [[Light beams through them.]]
/ In the beginning / cars looked cooler
/ [[An old muscle car.]] / teenage delinquents dressed better / soul crushing behemoth marts were smaller and dimly lit
/ [[A wood shack with a sign that reads "Price B Rite."]] / everyone drank... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1010 |
| Cat and Girl present: National Anthems | [[Cat holding a little Canadian flag]]
/ Cat: O Canada! Our home and native land! / [[Girl holding a little Australian flag]]
/ Girl: Once a jolly swagman camped by a billabong, under the shade of a coolabah tree / [[Cat wearing beret, stripy t-shirt etc. and holding a French flag]]
/ Cat: There's a place... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1012 |
| Like Comparing | [[Cat holds an apple in one hand and an orange in the other.]]
/ Cat: Apple Orange / [[Cat throws them.]]
/ Cat: Race to the wall! / [[They land.]]
/ < http://catandgirl.com/?p=1014 |
| Like Comparing II | [[Cat and Girl stand in the kitchen.]]
/ Cat: You're not even the Supreme Court! / [[Cat thinks.]] / [[The Supremes stand behind a law bench.]]
/ Supremes: Stop in the name of the U.S. Constitution / Supremes: Before you break its laws / Cat: Think it o-o-ver / Supremes: Baby love - my baby love / [[Cat... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1016 |
| Nightmare Street | [[Cat sits at a lemonade stand.]] / [[He pours some lemonade for a customer.]] / [[He squeezes more lemon into the pitcher.]] / [[Customers haggle.]] / [[Cat slices into another lemon, now with a band-aid on his hand.]] / [[Cat is surrounded by angry customers.]] / [[They press in all around him.]] / [[Cat... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1018 |
| Cat Cleans House | [[Girl holds a toy elephant.]]
/ Girl: Stripey got all dirty. / Cat: Hmmm. / [[Cat looks in the kitchen cabinets.]] / Cat: Liquid plumber?
/ Girl: That won't help. / Cat: Liquid dentist? / Cat: Liquid administrative assistant? / [[Cat drinks some liquid administrative assistant.]]
/ < http://catandgirl.com/?p=1020 |
| Music Lessons | [[Girl listens to a record while looking at the record sleeve.]] / Cat: Oh man - this is a classic record. / [[Cat plays air guitar.]]
/ Cat: deedle-y deedle-y dooo / Cat: I got to see them play live - it was in the Eighties, when Dawn was drumming. / Cat: but before Mallory and Jessi joined. / [[The... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1022 |
| Cooking the Books | [[Girl has baking supplies out on a counter and is looking through a book. Cat enters the kitchen.]]
/ Cat: Oh! / [[Cat wrinkles his nose.]]
/ Cat: Oh. / Cat: It smells like gray in here.
/ Girl: I'm baking a corporation. / Cat: Why?
/ Girl: Career day. / Girl: I've greased the pans and preheated the... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1024 |
| Cat Sells Out | Cat: Every yin has a yang. / Cat: Without night there would be no day. / Cat: For every ironic tee shirt sold there must be a not-ironic tee shirt sold. / Cat: I am going to make a million dollars!
/ Girl: That is probably not true. / [[Shirt: A picture of a jumping fish. "When my girlfriend left... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1026 |
| Marketplace | Cat: We could just go to King Kullen. / Girl: But there's a sale on orange juice at / Girl: the Supermarket at the end of the world. / [[Cat and Girl walk through a supermarket.]]
/ Muzak: Tall and tan and dark and lovely / Muzak: the girl from Ipanema goes walking / Muzak: when she passes each one... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1028 |
| The Warhol Factory Outlet Store | [[The Beatnik Vampire sits in a waiting room reading "People."]] / [[He checks his watch.]] / Vampire: They're totally late. / Girl: Huh?
/ Vampire: My fifteen minutes of fame. / Girl: Oh, it doesn't work that way anymore. / Girl: Instead of being famous for fifteen minutes, everyone gets to be famous... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1030 |
| In Search of Ephemera | [[Girl reads from a book.]]
/ Girl: Posters were ephemeral, their lifespan dictated by their economical form and dated content. / Girl: But as their practical use as tools for communication declined collectors, museums and galleries took them in / [[Cat blows a bubble of chewing gum.]]
/ Girl: compromising... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1032 |
| Sick Day | Cat: < http://catandgirl.com/?p=1034 |
| Maintaining your Cool | [[The Beatnik Vampire sits up in bed.]]
/ Vampire: Yawn. / [[He eats his breakfast of "Blood Klotz" cereal.]]
/ Vampire: Another morning in Bohemia. / [[He walks down the street, coffee in hand, past some Hipster Scouts.]] / Ukrainian Blouse Lady: Nice goatee!
/ Vampire: Well thank you. / Tote Bag Girl:... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1036 |
| Art or Not | [[Cat and Girl walk past a Nativity scene.]]
/ Girl: Art. / [[Cat and Girl walk past a billboard advertising burgers.]]
/ Cat: Art. / [[Cat and Girl walk past a plaster chef figure holding a sign that says "Italian Ices."]]
/ Girl: Not. / [[Cat and Girl walk past an American flag.]]
/ Cat and Girl: Art! / [[They... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1038 |
| Cat versus the Ether | [[Paper, scotch tape and scissors.]] / [[Grrrl and Girl are working. Cat looks in on them.]] / Cat: Are you guys making a ZINE? / Grrrl: It's a Livejournal. / Cat: Pffft. / Cat: I liked things better before. / Cat: Back when thoughts had substance. / Cat: When books were on PAPER. / Cat: When... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1040 |
| Boy Walks On | Boy: "Popularity is just targeted consumption." / [[Boy walks to a bus stop.]]
/ Boy: Cynicism dressed up as realism presented as intellect. / Boy: Most likely. / Boy: Holier than thou pop culture oracles / [[Boy gets on the bus.]]
/ Boy: eager to read Doomsday in bird intestines / Boy: keeping the... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1042 |
| Tom Tom Club | [[Girl stands, angry, her arms crossed.]] / [[Cat watches her from the doorway.]] / [[He approaches her. She looks up at him.]] / Cat: I'm sorry. / Cat: I got you a present! / Cat: It's that special toothpaste you like! / Cat: Tom's of something. / Cat: Boy was it hard to find. / Cat: I didn't... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1044 |
| True-Life Adventures | Play.
/ [[Cat sits, considering a Parcheesi board.]] / When an animal first begins to understand its world.
/ [[Cat plays with Mr. Potato Head.]] / Under the watchful eye of its elders, the animal is free to explore.
/ [[Cat watches television.]] / [[Cat looks through a bookcase.]] / Why, what's this?
/ [[Cat... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1046 |
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